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DR. LIGHT'S WILD RIDE 3: SON OF DR. LIGHT'S WILD RIDE 1

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  1.  - 2013-09-17 -
  2. [02:39:23] <Phoenix_Down> [whats going on in here gaise[
  3. [02:39:33] <GreenHoof> [gay sex]
  4. [02:39:51] <Phoenix_Down> [erm.... don't sign me up?]
  5. [02:40:07] <GreenHoof> [/me is actually not gay]
  6. [02:40:09] Booze_Hound [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  7. [02:40:25] <Phoenix_Down> [/me is also not gay]
  8. [02:40:31] <Boris[Ronin]> [>Not gay]
  9. [02:40:34] <Phoenix_Down> [there should be a club for people like us]
  10. [02:40:40] <Boris[Ronin]> [Sleeves will be mispleased]
  11. [02:40:59] <GreenHoof> [Sleeves is an exception.]
  12. [02:41:16] <Phoenix_Down> [is this wicked adventure going down tonight?]
  13. [02:41:19] <GreenHoof> [other than that I'm all about that V-A-G-I-N-A]
  14. [02:41:21] <GreenLightGM> Eeyup.
  15. [02:41:29] <Phoenix_Down> [fantastic]
  16. [02:41:33] Feldspar [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  17. [02:41:53] <GreenLightGM> Hm... Roll call!  Just say "ur a faget" and I'll know you're here
  18. [02:42:07] <Phoenix_Down> [ur a faget]
  19. [02:42:17] <Mary_ONette> [ur a faget]
  20. [02:42:30] <Feldspar> "Ur a faget"
  21. [02:42:54] <Booze_Hound> [goat quest]
  22. [02:42:57] <GreenHoof> "Ur a faget"
  23. [02:43:04] <Booze_Hound> [wait]
  24. [02:43:06] <Booze_Hound> [ur a faget]
  25. [02:43:12] <GreenLightGM> Same thing Booze
  26. [02:43:35] <GreenHoof> [Are... are we going in caves again?]
  27. [02:43:46] <GreenHoof> [/me is scared of caves ever since Bob's death...]
  28. [02:43:55] <Phoenix_Down> [is not afraid of death]
  29. [02:44:23] GoldenTouch [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  30. [02:45:13] Flora [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  31. [02:45:24] GoldenTouch bestows his katana onto phoe's bod
  32. [02:45:26] <GoldenTouch> body
  33. [02:45:29] <Flora> [hey green guy i cant make it]
  34. [02:45:38] Phoenix_Down accepts the weaboo blade with great honor
  35. [02:45:44] <GreenLightGM> [Sounds good Flora]
  36. [02:46:08] <GoldenTouch> [Green...2 hours you said....]
  37. [02:46:19] <GreenLightGM> [Eeyup!]
  38. [02:46:32] <GoldenTouch> [....any space for the crossbow king...]
  39. [02:46:46] <GreenLightGM> [As with all my Wild Rides, it's understandable if you have to leave early.  Hop on in!~]
  40. [02:47:03] <GoldenTouch> [;_; thanks bob]
  41. [02:47:03] <Phoenix_Down> [>getting off the ride early]
  42. [02:47:11] <Phoenix_Down> [u wot m8]
  43. [02:48:23] <GreenLightGM> Alrighty!~  Welcome... To Dr. Light's Wild Ride 3: Thatso-soadventurewhichisusedtotieuplooseendsintheplotbutisstillafunone!
  44. [02:48:39] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  45. [02:48:42] Flora [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  46. [02:48:47] <GreenHoof> [/me is hype]
  47. [02:49:02] <GoldenTouch> [/me is the living enbodyment of hype]
  48. [02:49:15] <Phoenix_Down> [lemme check my hype]
  49. [02:49:19] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 hype machine
  50. [02:49:19] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  51. [02:49:24] <GreenLightGM> Now, the whole premise is that a group of Diamond Dogs is walking around the outsirts of the town, INCREDIBLY disgruntled.
  52. [02:49:30] <Phoenix_Down> [am at about a half tank of hype]
  53. [02:49:42] <GoldenTouch> [so ale rustled their jimmies?]
  54. [02:49:59] GreenLightGM hopes those of you who were in the first Wild Ride remember most of what happened
  55. [02:50:09] <Phoenix_Down> [/me would like a quick rundown]
  56. [02:50:26] Feldspar does not
  57. [02:50:36] <GreenLightGM> Harumph.
  58. [02:50:43] <Phoenix_Down> [w/e, I'll piece it together]
  59. [02:50:50] <PrettyPenny> [taking bets there's gonna be "yer a faget" involved]
  60. [02:50:57] <GreenLightGM> http://pastebin.com/gTuQ28WF
  61. [02:51:02] Aoyin [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  62. [02:51:13] <GreenLightGM> For the next 10 minutes, please skim that while I get my GM shit together.
  63. [02:51:14] <GreenLightGM> http://pastebin.com/gTuQ28WF
  64. [02:51:17] <Boris[Ronin]> We DogGate?
  65. [02:51:39] COL_Dusk [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  66. [02:52:02] <GreenLightGM> Nah mang
  67. [02:52:05] <Aoyin> [Oh it's this!]
  68. [02:52:15] <Boris[Ronin]> [Ao~]
  69. [02:52:19] <COL_Dusk> [Sheeit, what quest is this?]
  70. [02:53:02] <GreenLightGM> [It's more story-intensive, with a probably fight.  Continuation of LightQuest basically
  71. [02:53:33] <COL_Dusk> [FUCK YEAH QUESTS]
  72. [02:53:38] Umbra_Electrum[MBP] [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  73. [02:53:38] <COL_Dusk> [SHITS GOOD]
  74. [02:54:14] <Boris[Ronin]> [Oh, Dusk is here?]
  75. [02:54:18] <Boris[Ronin]> !roll 1d20
  76. [02:54:18] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  77. [02:54:42] <GreenLightGM> Hmm... Aoyin, Hoof, Mary, you guys have enough of aa memory IC of what happened?  Because the twist is... While this IS LightQuest... Light ain't gonna be there
  78. [02:54:45] <Boris[Ronin]> *A newspaper deorbits from space and slams into the pone*
  79. [02:55:02] Umbra_Electrum [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 380 seconds
  80. [02:55:03] <COL_Dusk> "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
  81. [02:55:03] <GreenHoof> yeah
  82. [02:55:06] <Boris[Ronin]> [Aight, enough siliness from me]
  83. [02:55:14] <GreenLightGM> Sounds good!~
  84. [02:55:16] <Aoyin> [Oh my. And yeah, I do. Nigger I got half-eaten, not gonna forget a day like THAT.]
  85. [02:55:25] <GoldenTouch> [WHAT A TWIST LIGHT!]
  86. [02:55:27] <GreenLightGM> The Wild Ride begins... Now~
  87. [02:55:33] <Mary_ONette> [I remember]
  88. [02:55:47] <GreenHoof> We were in a cave, found DD with slashed throat and Light's saddlebag, Light killed a bear.
  89. [02:55:50] <GreenHoof> right?
  90. [02:55:53] HighTide_Ping flicks Light in the balls and runs off
  91. [02:55:54] <GreenLightGM> Everyone, post your race, HP, inventory and non-Four Cannon pone waifu/husbando
  92. [02:56:05] <Boris[Ronin]> [Was it a Russian bear]
  93. [02:56:52] <GreenHoof> Earth, 7/10, machete, saddlebag, 7x bottles of pruno, Applejack
  94. [02:56:58] <Phoenix_Down> [Pegasus 10/10 weaboo sword, saddlebags, bandages X 5, firestarter, Broken heart ;_;, Rainbow Dash]
  95. [02:57:08] <Mary_ONette> [Unicorn mare, 4 knives, 1 knife whip, 1 detachable staff, 1 bottle of berry juice, Bon Bon]
  96. [02:57:39] <GoldenTouch> [Pegasus 10/10 Crossbow, 20 bolts, one stained with the blood of a frog~ flute and a boomarang, Octavia]
  97. [02:58:11] <Aoyin> Bat; 10; saddlebags, machete[d8], lyrebird string, journal, blanket, small pot of mud; LYYYYRRAAAA]
  98. [02:58:11] <Feldspar> [Earth, 10 hp, MY HOOVES, rope[10 feet], water, saddlebags, Applejack]
  99. [02:58:23] <COL_Dusk> Bat Pone. 10. Three molotovs, steel spear, a green bandana, small food ration, broken short sword.  Queen Chrysalis
  100. [02:58:27] <Booze_Hound> [mud 10/10 1d8 scimitar, molotov x2, fire starter, shovel, lucky necklace, saddlebags. uhhhhhh purple smart?]
  101. [02:59:00] <GreenLightGM> All those who said non-Mane 6/royal pones are put in the shame box for one second
  102. [02:59:20] <COL_Dusk> [Chrysalis best villain]
  103. [02:59:32] <Phoenix_Down> [shush, you are in the shame box]
  104. [02:59:33] <Aoyin> [But muh Lyra...]
  105. [03:00:07] <GreenLightGM> Now, my only rule is that rolling out of turn or when asked will lead to a shameful means of 1 HP damage
  106. [03:00:10] <GoldenTouch> [Bob pls...]
  107. [03:00:18] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 thats a stupid rule
  108. [03:00:18] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  109. [03:00:31] <GreenLightGM> Golden is now 9/10~
  110. [03:00:51] <GreenLightGM> You do this every time, man.
  111. [03:00:53] GoldenTouch gives bob a hug and reminds him he is tied with umbra for best godfaggot~
  112. [03:01:11] <Umbra_Electrum[MBP]> [~]
  113. [03:01:22] GreenLightGM will give Golden back his HP if 4 people say "ur a faget" to him
  114. [03:01:23] Aoyin would have halped, but he was too slow
  115. [03:01:25] <GreenHoof> ...
  116. [03:01:28] <Aoyin> Goldie
  117. [03:01:30] <Aoyin> ur a faget
  118. [03:01:31] <COL_Dusk> ur a faget golden
  119. [03:01:37] <Mary_ONette> ur a faget
  120. [03:01:39] <GreenHoof> ur a faget
  121. [03:01:42] <Mary_ONette> Goldylocks
  122. [03:01:43] <GreenLightGM> It is done!
  123. [03:01:44] <GoldenTouch> [oh yeah, umbra, bob is now a godfaggot]
  124. [03:01:51] <GoldenTouch> [>again!]
  125. [03:01:59] <Umbra_Electrum[MBP]> [You mean Greenlight?]
  126. [03:02:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 thanks guize :3
  127. [03:02:03] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  128. [03:02:03] <GreenLightGM> Golden is at 10/10, and you are all now IC at the outskirts of town!  *Poof*
  129. [03:02:08] <GreenHoof> [>tfw not godfaget]
  130. [03:02:09] <Umbra_Electrum[MBP]> [Or is Bob unexpectedly alive?]
  131. [03:02:14] <GoldenTouch> [>greenlight]
  132. [03:02:20] <GreenHoof> [>tfw need to hang out with Golden more]
  133. [03:02:25] Phoenix_Down trots up to the edge of town, thrilled to have something take his mind off the situation
  134. [03:02:27] <GreenLightGM> Golden is now 9/10, goddammit
  135. [03:02:33] <Booze_Hound> HA
  136. [03:02:36] <GreenHoof> HA
  137. [03:02:38] <Phoenix_Down> [b...but he got doubles!]
  138. [03:02:38] GoldenTouch just fucking tried green
  139. [03:02:56] <GreenHoof> wut
  140. [03:03:16] Aoyin sits at the edge of town, flipping through his notebook
  141. [03:03:18] Feldspar looks down at the ground lewdly "Now, let'- Huh? Where am I?"
  142. [03:03:27] COL_Dusk trots alongside the group, an eyebrow raised "What are we doing again?"
  143. [03:03:56] <GreenLightGM> Alrighty!  Now, all of you are on the outskirts of town, you're hearing the- lel Feld- grumblings of some very pissed off figures in the area to the north
  144. [03:04:12] Feldspar looks around, blushing, then stands by GreenHoof
  145. [03:04:34] GoldenTouch poofs to the outskirts "Oh hia guize!"
  146. [03:04:34] Mary_ONette has for some reason grooved her way into view.
  147. [03:04:47] <GreenHoof> "Hey, Feldie! Hey Golden!"
  148. [03:04:53] <Feldspar> "Hi Guys!"
  149. [03:05:03] Booze_Hound drunkenly stumbles into the group "WAZZZZUP"
  150. [03:05:32] COL_Dusk chuckles at the sight of booze "Well then. looks like this is gonna be fun after all."
  151. [03:05:35] <Feldspar> "Hi Booze"
  152. [03:05:40] GoldenTouch looks around "Did you all play the minute of the forest?"
  153. [03:05:41] Aoyin speaks without looking up, "'Ay Goldie, Feld, Mur- Ahh Greenhoof." He looks up and grins at Booze, "WAZAAAAP?
  154. [03:05:43] Phoenix_Down trots up to the group, looking as chipper as a cat recently thrown in a river
  155. [03:05:45] GreenHoof notices that Booze is drunk and feels challenged. He pulls out a bottle of Pruno and downs it
  156. [03:05:48] <GoldenTouch> "I played a song and now I'm here?"
  157. [03:06:01] Mary_ONette sees everyone and waves
  158. [03:06:10] <GreenHoof> "I don't know how the fuck I got here. I was... uh..."
  159. [03:06:14] <GoldenTouch> "Hero of time magic and all~ Hi mary!"
  160. [03:06:16] <Feldspar> "I-I was r-reading. Say, who's over there?"
  161. [03:06:46] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiders
  162. [03:06:54] <Mary_ONette> "Hello Gold."
  163. [03:07:03] <Feldspar> [>RuffRiders]
  164. [03:07:07] <RuffRiders> *Grumbling intensifies*
  165. [03:07:11] <Feldspar> [HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
  166. [03:07:20] <Mary_ONette> "Are those...."
  167. [03:07:26] Aoyin 's ears flick. "Who's gettan' mad?"
  168. [03:07:27] <RuffRiders> [/me literally just thought of the name]
  169. [03:07:30] <COL_Dusk> [I hope we don't get ridden rough]
  170. [03:07:43] <Feldspar> [HUE]
  171. [03:07:50] <Mary_ONette> [I hope so~]
  172. [03:07:54] <GreenHoof> "I smell butthurt."
  173. [03:08:13] Nova_Flux [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  174. [03:08:13] COL_Dusk is checking his teeth in his spear's reflection
  175. [03:08:13] Phoenix_Down remains edgy and indifferent
  176. [03:08:25] <RuffRiders> Are you all going towards the grumblings or talking about it?
  177. [03:08:31] <Nova_Flux> [/me is monitoring]
  178. [03:08:34] Feldspar nods "It's stronger than the smell of pruno... must be rectumravaged"
  179. [03:08:50] <COL_Dusk> "Lets go check it out."
  180. [03:08:55] Aoyin puts his notebook away. "Maybe we should go rustle it worse? Or better. Either way."
  181. [03:08:56] Feldspar nods, following
  182. [03:09:11] COL_Dusk trots towards the sound
  183. [03:09:14] Booze_Hound follows
  184. [03:09:15] GoldenTouch follows toward the noise "Sounds like faggots on harley davidsons..."
  185. [03:09:16] <Mary_ONette> "We should see if they are okay."
  186. [03:09:17] GreenHoof follows
  187. [03:09:19] Phoenix_Down follows cautiously
  188. [03:09:21] Aoyin stands and walks towards the grumblings.
  189. [03:09:34] <RuffRiders> Everybody, roll
  190. [03:09:34] Honey_Rose [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  191. [03:09:39] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20
  192. [03:09:39] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  193. [03:09:47] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  194. [03:09:47] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  195. [03:09:49] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  196. [03:09:49] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  197. [03:09:51] GreenHoof does Hank Hill voice "Heh, Harley Davidson."
  198. [03:09:52] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20
  199. [03:09:53] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  200. [03:09:53] <Booze_Hound> [nice]
  201. [03:09:53] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  202. [03:09:54] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  203. [03:10:00] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  204. [03:10:01] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  205. [03:10:01] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  206. [03:10:01] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  207. [03:10:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  208. [03:10:04] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  209. [03:10:21] <RuffRiders> Everyone above a 10 can hear what's being said.
  210. [03:10:32] <RuffRiders> Everyone below must wait 5 minutes till they can hear
  211. [03:10:42] Phoenix_Down can't hear over how edgy he is
  212. [03:10:45] <RuffRiders> Mary notices 4 distinct voices
  213. [03:10:50] COL_Dusk tapps his ears with his hooves
  214. [03:11:01] GoldenTouch can't hear anything, his swag is to loud
  215. [03:11:07] <RuffRiders> "Shit, man, what WERE those things?"
  216. [03:11:07] Mary_ONette ears are twitching at different paces
  217. [03:11:11] Aoyin listens closely
  218. [03:11:12] Feldspar backs away from nick, lest she be cut
  219. [03:11:16] Booze_Hound can't hear over how drunk he is
  220. [03:11:18] <RuffRiders> "I dunno mang, but we can't live there any longer..."
  221. [03:11:40] <RuffRiders> "Fffuuck..."
  222. [03:11:59] <RuffRiders> "Man, is this REALLY the only civilization nearby?"
  223. [03:12:09] <RuffRiders> "What, we don't count?"
  224. [03:12:12] GoldenLink [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  225. [03:12:21] COL_Dusk slaps his hooves against his ears, twitching
  226. [03:12:28] <RuffRiders> "Well, 5 diamond dogs are hardly what you'll call a civilization
  227. [03:12:38] <RuffRiders> "More like a Band of Thieves, right?"
  228. [03:12:56] Aoyin mutters, "Diamond dogs... Thieves..."
  229. [03:13:01] <Mary_ONette> "...hmm..."
  230. [03:13:20] RuffRiders sighs "...C'mon, Cliff...  I know the rule's that one of us must be missing for 2 months before considered dead, but just face it man, Fido's gone."
  231. [03:13:34] <COL_Dusk> [hue]
  232. [03:13:56] Feldspar listens intently
  233. [03:14:12] <RuffRiders> "...Shut up.  He's alive, he's gotta be.  It was only his first solo operation, all he had to do was steal a goddamn saddlebag."
  234. [03:14:22] <GoldenTouch> [daily reminder I murdered the second diamond dog from pennys adventures~]
  235. [03:14:31] <Aoyin> [Awe sheeeeeit]
  236. [03:14:48] <RuffRiders> "I KNEW he couldn't handle it!  Probably flaked out!"
  237. [03:14:51] <COL_Dusk> [I stabbed a diamond dog's heart out
  238. [03:14:54] <RuffRiders> SMACK!
  239. [03:15:00] <GoldenTouch> [noice]
  240. [03:15:03] Mary_ONette gasps slightly "oh shit..."
  241. [03:15:04] <RuffRiders> The dog that just spoke whimpers
  242. [03:15:10] <Phoenix_Down> [I saw a diamond dog in a cartoon once]
  243. [03:15:19] GoldenTouch doesn't hear anything
  244. [03:15:29] GreenHoof listens quietly
  245. [03:15:38] <RuffRiders> "Shut up.  He's alive, we're gonna find him.  His target was here, anyhow..."
  246. [03:15:45] Aoyin slows a little, holding a hoof out and speaking lowly back to the group, "Shh, stay quiet, stay low."
  247. [03:15:47] <Booze_Hound> [been 5 can we hear or do we roll?]
  248. [03:15:47] RuffRiders smirks "Two birds with one stone?"
  249. [03:15:55] <RuffRiders> Five minutes have passed
  250. [03:16:29] <RuffRiders> "Hmm?"
  251. [03:16:33] GoldenTouch 's swag calms down
  252. [03:16:34] RuffRiders ears flicker
  253. [03:16:40] <RuffRiders> !roll 4d20
  254. [03:16:41] <GameServ> 11, 10, 15, 15 == 51
  255. [03:16:41] COL_Dusk draws a molotov "Just in case"
  256. [03:16:59] <RuffRiders> >Speaking without whispering
  257. [03:17:01] <RuffRiders> Dusk, roll
  258. [03:17:07] <COL_Dusk> [Fuck.]
  259. [03:17:10] <COL_Dusk> !rol d20
  260. [03:17:13] <COL_Dusk> !Roll d20
  261. [03:17:13] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  262. [03:17:17] <RuffRiders> Oh you
  263. [03:17:18] Booze_Hound whispers "let me talk to them first"
  264. [03:17:22] <RuffRiders> "What?  WHO GOES THERE?"
  265. [03:17:24] GoldenTouch has his handy dandy crossbow strapped to his wrist for just such an occasion~
  266. [03:17:30] <Aoyin> [>whispering]
  267. [03:17:30] <RuffRiders> "Aw, shit..."
  268. [03:17:33] COL_Dusk whispers "Hand me the firestarter!"
  269. [03:17:36] GoldenLink [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  270. [03:17:38] <Booze_Hound> "NO"
  271. [03:17:43] <Aoyin> [>not knowing that the hiss of a whisper is louder than speaking softly]
  272. [03:17:52] <Mary_ONette> "Hey no violence."
  273. [03:17:54] <Booze_Hound> "we mean you no harm"
  274. [03:17:56] <GreenHoof> "Dusk, don't do anything rash."
  275. [03:18:06] Aoyin facehooves.
  276. [03:18:07] <COL_Dusk> "Lighting it doesn't mean I have to throw it."
  277. [03:18:14] <GreenHoof> "Remember what happened last time..."
  278. [03:18:17] GoldenTouch facehooves at them chosing remain out of sight
  279. [03:18:21] <RuffRiders> "I see you, faget..."
  280. [03:18:27] GoldenTouch is hiding
  281. [03:18:33] <RuffRiders> The dogs run up to the pones!  Golden, roll
  282. [03:18:34] COL_Dusk stays hidden
  283. [03:18:39] GoldenTouch is a ghost in the night
  284. [03:18:41] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  285. [03:18:41] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  286. [03:18:46] GreenHoof is trying to hide
  287. [03:18:49] <RuffRiders> !roll 4d20
  288. [03:18:49] <GameServ> 20, 1, 4, 8 == 33
  289. [03:18:53] <RuffRiders> Pfftt
  290. [03:18:53] Phoenix_Down is going full on background pone
  291. [03:18:55] Feldspar is hiding
  292. [03:19:06] Aoyin ducks into a bush, no DDs pls
  293. [03:19:06] Booze_Hound is trying to be diplomatic
  294. [03:19:11] Mary_ONette just stands there looking at them
  295. [03:19:26] <Mary_ONette> "Can we help you?"
  296. [03:19:30] <RuffRiders> While your hiding skills leave 3 of the Dogs bewildered, one of them looks unimpressed "You, you, you, you and... you.  I see you, just come out alright?"
  297. [03:19:44] <COL_Dusk> "God Dammit."
  298. [03:19:47] <Phoenix_Down> [who are five yous?]
  299. [03:19:48] <RuffRiders> "Erm, yes, we have a simple question..."
  300. [03:19:48] GreenHoof sighs and comes out of the bushes, waving and smiling sheepishly
  301. [03:19:49] GoldenTouch is cosplaying as a bush and doesn't move
  302. [03:19:54] COL_Dusk stands up
  303. [03:20:01] <RuffRiders> [Everyone except Mary]
  304. [03:20:08] GoldenTouch hopes with all the others moving he'll forget
  305. [03:20:08] Feldspar steps out from behind the sapling she was hiding behind "Yes?"
  306. [03:20:13] <Booze_Hound> "Name's booze Hound"
  307. [03:20:19] <Booze_Hound> "Good to meet you"
  308. [03:20:25] <RuffRiders> "Hey.  Name's Cliff, I'm the leader."
  309. [03:20:27] Phoenix_Down is caught? steps out with the others, blending into the background
  310. [03:20:27] Aoyin crawls out of the bush, chuckling. "Well then. Evenin'."
  311. [03:20:52] GreenHoof smiles and nods to Cliff
  312. [03:21:07] <Mary_ONette> "MAry."
  313. [03:21:13] <RuffRiders> "Now, we're a simple band of thieves, just trying to make an honest livin'.  Say... Have ya'll been attacked by weird shit recently?"
  314. [03:21:32] GoldenTouch pokes his head out of the bush "Hi cliff, i'm golden, and yes we have" *goes back into the bush*
  315. [03:21:35] <Feldspar> "Weird shit? Like floating fleshy colored manta rays?"
  316. [03:21:36] <RuffRiders> The 3 other dogs stay back, letting their leader do the talking
  317. [03:21:37] COL_Dusk rolls his eyes at the remark, whispering under his breath "Honest living my ass."
  318. [03:21:42] RuffRiders [[email protected]] is now known as Cliff
  319. [03:21:57] <Booze_Hound> "we've been attacked by everything."
  320. [03:22:05] Cliff [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  321. [03:22:13] <RuffRiderCliff> >Cliff is registered
  322. [03:22:15] <Booze_Hound> "you looking for something special?"
  323. [03:22:21] <GreenHoof> "It'd be easier to ask what HAVEN'T we been attacked by..."
  324. [03:22:48] <RuffRiderCliff> "Yeah, same here...  Well, if you guys are attacked too there's no point in my asking the first question."
  325. [03:23:16] <GreenHoof> "What is it? Maybe we can help."
  326. [03:23:19] GoldenTouch can feel his acting classes pay off, he is the bush, this is the role he's been waiting for
  327. [03:23:20] <Mary_ONette> "At least you're honest."
  328. [03:23:38] RuffRiderCliff deadpans to Hoof "You know a place where those THINGS aren't attacking?"
  329. [03:24:11] <Mary_ONette> "Not that we know we of."
  330. [03:24:12] GoldenTouch [[email protected]] is now known as GoldenBush
  331. [03:24:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, shit.  Thanks anyway, fellers."
  332. [03:24:38] <GreenHoof> "You're welcome."
  333. [03:24:46] RuffRiderCliff gets nudged by one of the dogs
  334. [03:24:52] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderBill
  335. [03:24:58] <RuffRiderBill> "Ask them about Fido!"
  336. [03:25:00] RuffRiderBill gets nudged by one of the dogs
  337. [03:25:07] GoldenBush is a bush, and does bush things
  338. [03:25:10] RuffRiderBill [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  339. [03:25:14] <RuffRiderCliff> "Hush, you"
  340. [03:25:22] <COL_Dusk> [could be wose, he could be asking about bonehead.]
  341. [03:25:35] <RuffRiderCliff> [Different Wild Ride, different gang~]
  342. [03:25:37] <GoldenBush> [Or fido's GF]
  343. [03:25:49] <GoldenBush> [>wait...who's fido?]
  344. [03:26:08] <Booze_Hound> [good thing, i pretty much killed a father, his son, and pups]
  345. [03:26:08] <Mary_ONette> [the mutt Light went all expert on]
  346. [03:26:16] <GoldenBush> [oooooh]
  347. [03:26:23] <GreenHoof> [I was there]
  348. [03:26:31] <GreenHoof> [If it was the one GreenLight killed]
  349. [03:26:36] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, I'll leave you honest ponies be for now.  Good luck dealing with all... that..."
  350. [03:26:37] <Booze_Hound> [that quest ;_;]
  351. [03:26:53] GreenHoof nods "Eeyup."
  352. [03:26:56] <COL_Dusk> [>These honest theives
  353. [03:26:57] <Booze_Hound> "fido?"
  354. [03:26:59] RuffRiderCliff makes a mental note of Phoenix... Seems like an easy target
  355. [03:27:06] <COL_Dusk> [Greenlight you are too good of a person]
  356. [03:27:12] <Mary_ONette> "If we see Fido we'll tell him you guys are looking for him."
  357. [03:27:19] GreenHoof nudges Booze Hound "Shhh!"
  358. [03:27:21] RuffRiderCliff cringes, turning around "...Yes, Fido."
  359. [03:27:26] COL_Dusk is incredibly suspicious of the dogs
  360. [03:27:33] <Phoenix_Down> [u wot m8]
  361. [03:27:37] <Booze_Hound> "what does he look like?"
  362. [03:27:44] GoldenBush is blended into the bush so well.....
  363. [03:27:48] RuffRiderCliff looks at Hoof, brow furrowed "Oh?  What are you shushing him for?"
  364. [03:27:49] <Booze_Hound> [that the dude from the penny quests?]
  365. [03:27:50] <Aoyin> [Perchance can I roll to notice the diamond dog taking particular note of one of us?]
  366. [03:28:04] GoldenBush actully starts to think like a bush
  367. [03:28:08] <Booze_Hound> "they don't like the drunk to talk"
  368. [03:28:10] <RuffRiderCliff> [Cliff is the leader of a gang of thieves.  You can try, but need an 18]
  369. [03:28:19] GoldenBush tries to photosynthasis
  370. [03:28:25] <GreenHoof> "Booze talks out of his ass sometimes. He's a drunk."
  371. [03:28:34] <Aoyin> !roll d20 for noticing the gaze like a proper people-watcher
  372. [03:28:34] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  373. [03:28:34] <Booze_Hound> "the good kind"
  374. [03:28:42] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, he looks like us.  Diamond Dog, average size, bit younger and much more inexperienced..."
  375. [03:28:52] Aoyin doesn't notice, humming softly as he listens
  376. [03:28:52] <RuffRiderCliff> You ain't watching people nigga
  377. [03:28:54] <GoldenBush> [bob roll to photosynthasise and gain my HP from shame damage?]
  378. [03:28:57] Feldspar nods "Hm. Haven't seen him."
  379. [03:29:00] <RuffRiderCliff> [No]
  380. [03:29:01] <GoldenBush> [:3]
  381. [03:29:05] <RuffRiderCliff> [<3]
  382. [03:29:06] <GoldenBush> [:d]
  383. [03:29:07] <Booze_Hound> "nope, but I'll keep an eye out"
  384. [03:29:09] <Mary_ONette> "I'll keep a look out."
  385. [03:29:11] Quick_afk [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  386. [03:29:15] <Phoenix_Down> [not until you can spell photosynthesize]
  387. [03:29:17] <RuffRiderCliff> "Thanks, pardners."
  388. [03:29:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "Hmm..."
  389. [03:29:29] <GreenHoof> "Aye."
  390. [03:29:32] <RuffRiderCliff> "Just a sec."
  391. [03:29:33] GoldenBush photosynthesizes
  392. [03:29:52] <GreenHoof> "Yessir?"
  393. [03:29:57] RuffRiderCliff huddles to the rest of the Dogs a distance away.  Everyone, roll for hearing.  Those above 15 can hear the following conversation.
  394. [03:30:02] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiders
  395. [03:30:04] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  396. [03:30:05] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  397. [03:30:05] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  398. [03:30:06] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  399. [03:30:06] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20
  400. [03:30:06] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  401. [03:30:07] <COL_Dusk> !ROLL D20
  402. [03:30:07] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  403. [03:30:07] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  404. [03:30:07] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  405. [03:30:09] <Aoyin> [AWE SHIT]
  406. [03:30:13] <GoldenBush> !roll 1d20 to bush listeninging power
  407. [03:30:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  408. [03:30:17] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  409. [03:30:17] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  410. [03:30:20] <COL_Dusk> [ami def?]
  411. [03:30:21] <Feldspar> [2 nat 20's]
  412. [03:30:21] Quick_afk [[email protected]] is now known as Quickilver
  413. [03:30:23] <RuffRiders> Aoyin and Feld could hear EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN WORD
  414. [03:30:25] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  415. [03:30:25] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  416. [03:30:35] <Feldspar> [don't roll in caps dusk]
  417. [03:30:41] <RuffRiders> "...Iunno boss, they're ponies."
  418. [03:30:42] Quickilver [[email protected]] is now known as Quicksilver
  419. [03:30:42] <RuffRiders> "So?"
  420. [03:30:43] GoldenBush sneaks closer to hear...[can I roll to remain tactical bush?]
  421. [03:30:44] GreenHoof walks over to Golden, tapping on the bush "Ur a faget."
  422. [03:30:48] Nova_Flux [[email protected]] is now known as Aero_Flux
  423. [03:30:49] <RuffRiders> "So... We all look alike to them!"
  424. [03:31:18] <Booze_Hound> [implying we're racist]
  425. [03:31:30] <Phoenix_Down> [well...]
  426. [03:31:35] <RuffRiders> "There's no WAY they're gonna notice Fido apart from us or any other gang..."
  427. [03:31:40] <RuffRiders> "Well, what do you suppose?"
  428. [03:31:45] COL_Dusk glances around, looking for different escapes and attack routes.
  429. [03:31:49] <GoldenBush> [but....blacks are only 3/5  of a person!]
  430. [03:31:53] <RuffRiders> "...You REALLY think Fido's in danger?"
  431. [03:31:56] <RuffRiders> "Or worse."
  432. [03:31:56] <Feldspar> [hue]
  433. [03:32:01] <GoldenBush> [i mean... dats raciest]
  434. [03:32:07] Phoenix_Down just keeps wishing he could listen in
  435. [03:32:11] <Aoyin> [Dusk seems pretty racist]
  436. [03:32:15] <RuffRiders> "...I really hate saying it, but... Fuck, maybe we could ask them."
  437. [03:32:19] <RuffRiders> "About...?"
  438. [03:32:23] <COL_Dusk> [I dun like diamond dogs]
  439. [03:32:25] <GreenHoof> [EARTH PONY STRONK REMOVE DIAMOND DOG]
  440. [03:32:30] <RuffRiders> "Well... Fido did have that target..."
  441. [03:32:34] <RuffRiders> "Hmm..."
  442. [03:33:34] <RuffRiders> "Any other circumstance I'd say no, but... those creatures are awfully dangerous.  We could take em on easily as a group but Fido doesn't stand a chance of survivan on his own."
  443. [03:33:52] <RuffRiders> "...Alright, we'll ask."
  444. [03:33:57] <RuffRiders> "BREAK!"
  445. [03:34:06] RuffRiders turns around, heading towards the ponies
  446. [03:34:10] Feldspar hues internally at 'break'
  447. [03:34:10] RuffRiders [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  448. [03:34:15] <Booze_Hound> [MOLOTOV]
  449. [03:34:19] <GreenHoof> "We football now."
  450. [03:34:21] GoldenBush is still in the bush
  451. [03:34:41] GoldenBush will never break character, like a good actor
  452. [03:34:43] <COL_Dusk> [So now you want a molotov? make up yo mind nigga]
  453. [03:34:50] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, if we weren't pushed to this by the extreme... condition we're under, we wouldn't divulge any information, but..."
  454. [03:35:04] <Booze_Hound> [no just a joke]
  455. [03:35:14] <COL_Dusk> [>tfw I just got it]
  456. [03:35:20] <Booze_Hound> [i molotov at the worst time, ask boris]
  457. [03:35:23] <COL_Dusk> [You're a real dick sometimes.]
  458. [03:35:32] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
  459. [03:35:41] <RuffRiderCliff> "Hmm... Perhaps I should elaborate."
  460. [03:35:50] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, we're one of the more honorable DD gangs."
  461. [03:35:53] <Mary_ONette> "I'm listening."
  462. [03:35:55] <GoldenBush> "?"
  463. [03:35:56] COL_Dusk tries not to growl
  464. [03:36:00] <GreenHoof> "Kewl."
  465. [03:36:16] <RuffRiderCliff> "As in, we do everything the others do... Except kill."
  466. [03:36:19] GoldenBush makes bush noises
  467. [03:36:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, aside from a certain circumstance, heh."
  468. [03:36:37] <RuffRiderCliff> "But never mind that."
  469. [03:36:42] <Feldspar> [can i roll to unbush golden over here?]
  470. [03:36:50] <GoldenBush> [nuuuuuu]
  471. [03:36:54] COL_Dusk whispers under his breath "honorable...bunch of bull."
  472. [03:37:02] <Booze_Hound> "you are my kind of thieves"
  473. [03:37:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, our youngest member, Fido Barkins, was sent out to do his... initiation assignment, so to speak."
  474. [03:37:31] <GreenHoof> "Just a job, Dusk. Like a cop."
  475. [03:37:34] <GreenHoof> [huehuehue]
  476. [03:37:44] <GoldenBush> [>fido barkins.....]
  477. [03:37:46] <COL_Dusk> [BARKINS]
  478. [03:37:48] <GoldenBush> [huehuehuehuehue]
  479. [03:37:49] <Feldspar> "What was the assignment?"
  480. [03:37:49] <COL_Dusk> [HUE[
  481. [03:37:56] <Mary_ONette> [huhue]
  482. [03:37:59] GreenHoof stands next to Feldspar
  483. [03:38:20] Feldspar looks at GreenHoof "Hm?"
  484. [03:38:21] <RuffRiderCliff> "It was essentially the same one everyone else here got."
  485. [03:38:21] GoldenBush pokes his head out of the bush "Did he have to steal a ring and take it to boardor"
  486. [03:38:32] <GreenHoof> "Nothin."
  487. [03:38:36] RuffRiderCliff ignores Golden
  488. [03:38:52] Feldspar nuzzles Green "Alright!"
  489. [03:38:52] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, we observe you guys from a distance."
  490. [03:39:00] GreenHoof smiles
  491. [03:39:10] <RuffRiderCliff> "I could tell you guys more about yourself than you could possibly know..."
  492. [03:39:17] <Mary_ONette> "Sounds like me and my children."
  493. [03:39:20] <RuffRiderCliff> "We use that information to select targets."
  494. [03:39:35] GoldenBush has is crossbow pointed on cliff concilded by the bush as he goes back in
  495. [03:39:41] <COL_Dusk> "Is that right? Tell me what you know about me."
  496. [03:39:43] GreenHoof feels the machete on his side, making sure it's secure.
  497. [03:39:49] <Mary_ONette> "Okay what do you know about me?"
  498. [03:39:57] <RuffRiderCliff> "Fido's target was one we deemed to be small, weak, a pushover...  One whom Fido could easily intimidate into stealing his saddlebags from."
  499. [03:40:06] Phoenix_Down feels his grip on the blade of the rising sun tighten
  500. [03:40:16] <GoldenBush> "So dark quill?"
  501. [03:40:22] <GreenHoof> "Hue."
  502. [03:40:22] <COL_Dusk> [HUE]
  503. [03:40:22] <Phoenix_Down> [hue]
  504. [03:40:29] Feldspar giggles
  505. [03:40:30] RuffRiderCliff looks to Mary "I know you control many, many things here, both literally and metaphysically."
  506. [03:40:33] <Booze_Hound> "HA yes"
  507. [03:40:40] Phoenix_Down laughs externally
  508. [03:40:46] GoldenBush made a funny from his bush
  509. [03:40:47] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, we don't know names exactly."
  510. [03:41:03] <RuffRiderCliff> "Is this Dark Quill a thin green pegasus?"
  511. [03:41:11] GreenHoof 's eyes widen
  512. [03:41:26] Feldspar stops giggling "No... he's edgy colored."
  513. [03:41:30] <GoldenBush> "Nope...that sounds like my buddie greenligh- wait..."
  514. [03:41:35] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well then."
  515. [03:41:38] <GreenHoof> "GOLDEN!"
  516. [03:41:50] RuffRiderCliff looks on over to Goldenbush "Come on out, pardner..."
  517. [03:41:53] GoldenBush goes back to his bush
  518. [03:41:57] <GoldenBush> "NOPE"
  519. [03:42:00] <Feldspar> [>pardner]
  520. [03:42:02] <RuffRiderCliff> "What was that you were saying?  GreenLie?"
  521. [03:42:02] <Booze_Hound> "you don't want to be messing with that colt"
  522. [03:42:16] <Feldspar> [THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE COWBOY]
  523. [03:42:40] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  524. [03:42:46] <Booze_Hound> "I heard he took down two manticores single handedly "
  525. [03:42:49] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  526. [03:42:55] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  527. [03:43:06] <GoldenBush> "With one hoof tied behind his back..."
  528. [03:43:10] RuffRiderCliff twinges slightly "...Is that so?"
  529. [03:43:18] <Booze_Hound> ."no seriously"
  530. [03:43:22] GreenHoof nods at Booze_Hound "Y-yeah! I heard he took on a hydra."
  531. [03:43:24] <Booze_Hound> "you didn't hear golden?"
  532. [03:43:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "..."
  533. [03:43:32] COL_Dusk chuckles "still didn't answer. Smooth one. Watch the town without watching it's leaders."
  534. [03:43:47] <Booze_Hound> "no he was with others when he killed the hydras"
  535. [03:43:50] Feldspar nods "Yup. pretty hard core."
  536. [03:43:51] <GreenHoof> [>leader]
  537. [03:43:57] GoldenBush looks at dusk and laughs "ppth...leader"
  538. [03:44:02] RuffRiderCliff looks to Dusk "This doesn't concern you, you who are the only one to murder one of your own inhabitants."
  539. [03:44:15] <Phoenix_Down> "I saw him rip someones lungs out just for staring at him crossways:
  540. [03:44:17] <GreenHoof> "Oh shit..."
  541. [03:44:18] <Phoenix_Down> *"
  542. [03:44:31] <RuffRiderCliff> "Anyways."
  543. [03:44:32] Feldspar giggles ">leader"
  544. [03:44:33] GoldenBush coughs "I believe a hashtag belongs here...shots fired"
  545. [03:44:34] COL_Dusk shuts up and looks away
  546. [03:44:42] Booze_Hound laughs "leader....right"
  547. [03:44:55] <RuffRiderCliff> "Now... This is important.  Has anyone seen this GreenLie?"
  548. [03:45:03] <RuffRiderCliff> "As in, is he in your town?"
  549. [03:45:13] <Booze_Hound> "depends"
  550. [03:45:22] <Feldspar> "I don't know him, actually. Never saw him before he moved on"
  551. [03:45:25] <RuffRiderCliff> "I'll take that as a yes then, alcoholic."
  552. [03:45:26] <Aoyin> "GreenLie? Can't say so. We have a few Greens, but no GreenLie. Why?"
  553. [03:45:27] <GoldenBush> "He's in ponyville...I mean...depends"
  554. [03:45:29] <Phoenix_Down> "define, seen"
  555. [03:45:30] <Booze_Hound> "i might need something to refresh my memory"
  556. [03:45:34] GreenHoof steps forward "He's one of my best friends. What do you want with him?"
  557. [03:45:49] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, Bushbaby over here seems like he was cut off... Could I have a name I could call him?"
  558. [03:46:06] <GreenHoof> "Just call him GreenLie."
  559. [03:46:11] GoldenBush steps out of his bush
  560. [03:46:14] Mary_ONette remains quiet
  561. [03:46:18] <RuffRiderCliff> "One of your best friends, Green?  Huh."
  562. [03:46:28] <GoldenBush> "Don't call me a bush baby...it hurts my feelings..."
  563. [03:46:32] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well then, obviously you wouldn't mind taking him here."
  564. [03:46:46] <Booze_Hound> "well, that's where we have a problem"
  565. [03:46:52] <GreenHoof> "Depends why you want him here."
  566. [03:47:02] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, there's only one green pegasus in town, and I chose him very.  Carefully.  For this operation."
  567. [03:47:04] <Booze_Hound> [brb]
  568. [03:47:14] <GreenHoof> "What operation?"
  569. [03:47:21] <GoldenBush> "Like...does he need surgery?"
  570. [03:47:29] <GreenHoof> "A simple gang initiation is no operation."
  571. [03:47:46] Aoyin 's ear flicks, eyes narrowing slightly
  572. [03:47:50] <RuffRiderCliff> "Which, apparently, went very, very bad.  And, considering how you guys have been speaking... Ah, apologies, this isn't my first tongue."
  573. [03:47:57] GreenHoof takes another step closer to Cliff, looking as nonthreatening and polite as possible.
  574. [03:48:08] RuffRiderCliff couldn't be less threatened
  575. [03:48:18] <GreenHoof> [good]
  576. [03:48:24] <GreenHoof> "No problem."
  577. [03:48:31] GoldenLink [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  578. [03:48:49] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, this GreenLie was Fido's target.  A simple run-of-the-mill saddlebag stealing.  No harm, no foul."
  579. [03:49:08] RuffRiderCliff mumbles "Seemed like the easiest target."
  580. [03:49:17] COL_Dusk kicks up dirt with his hooves
  581. [03:49:22] <GoldenLink> "Why you wanna rob my godfaggot?"
  582. [03:49:50] <RuffRiderCliff> "Hmmm?  Godfaggot?  What, is that your phrase for GodFather?  How crass."
  583. [03:49:58] GreenHoof gestures to GoldenLink "Calm, Golden."
  584. [03:50:29] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, the point was ya'll seem to have plenty of materials.  Fido needed some to call his own, and your... 'starter packs' are the perfect resources for us."
  585. [03:50:42] <GoldenLink> "You obviously don't understand our culture, where we come from the term godfaggot is a very renowned and respected term"
  586. [03:50:55] GreenHoof represses a snicker from Golden's comment
  587. [03:51:15] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, alright.  Can't argue with culture, my apologies for offending you."
  588. [03:51:31] GoldenLink shrugs "no biggie"
  589. [03:51:44] <GreenHoof> "We only get one starter pack per pony. Come winter time, those instruments will prove to be of infinite value to us."
  590. [03:52:23] RuffRiderCliff waves a hoof "Bah, I've seen how you live.  One saddlebag less wouldn't have made a difference."
  591. [03:52:42] GoldenBush [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
  592. [03:52:52] <Booze_Hound> [back]
  593. [03:53:09] GoldenLink waves his hoof "as much as I like talking about green getting robbed, why do you want him"
  594. [03:54:17] GreenHoof nods at Golden's statement.
  595. [03:54:22] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, he seemed like the ideal target.  Didn't talk much, was incredibly soft-spoken when he did, physically... on the smaller side.  Basically, we needed someone Fido could've stole from without a hitch."
  596. [03:54:23] <Feldspar> "Well, you should expect people to not want to get robbed."
  597. [03:54:48] <Phoenix_Down> "so how does this help you find Fido anyways?"
  598. [03:54:49] <RuffRiderCliff> "Well, we make it a point to never, ever, harm the target."
  599. [03:55:02] <GoldenLink> "So where's fido? And I never heard about green getting robbed?"
  600. [03:55:18] COL_Dusk mumbles under his breath "No, you just take all he has and all he worked for.."
  601. [03:55:19] <RuffRiderCliff> "See, we're a very sneaky bunch... when creatures AREN'T attacking our homeland."
  602. [03:55:24] Aoyin frowns a little, finally remembering... Sheeeit.
  603. [03:55:42] GreenHoof remembers EEVVERRRYTHINGGGG
  604. [03:55:43] <RuffRiderCliff> "Fido would've been seen by one pony and one pony alone... This GreenLie."
  605. [03:55:48] <Feldspar> "I understand, and I'm glad y'all do that, but you've got to realize pe-ponies react differently."
  606. [03:55:50] Mary_ONette still remembers and looks at cliff with a poker face.
  607. [03:56:46] GoldenLink is blissfully unaware and continued with the same confused expression
  608. [03:56:58] RuffRiderCliff sighs "What I'm trying to say is that something happened between this GreenLie and Fido, and now Fido's missing.  I'm a very patient and well-mannered dog, but...  Even I have my limits.  Where.  Is.  He."
  609. [03:57:43] <GreenHoof> "He's back in town, and I'm afraid we can't let you get to him. Kid's got enough problems as it is."
  610. [03:58:01] <RuffRiderCliff> "Hmm?  Problems you say...?"
  611. [03:58:14] <RuffRiderCliff> The RuffRiders are looking more and more uneasy
  612. [03:58:33] GreenHoof nods
  613. [03:58:40] Feldspar nods
  614. [03:58:52] <RuffRiderCliff> "This is very, very important.  What problems are they, exactly?"
  615. [03:59:23] <GoldenLink> "Calculus... Some pretty hard problems"
  616. [03:59:43] <COL_Dusk> {HUEEEEE[
  617. [03:59:51] <COL_Dusk> [10/10]
  618. [04:00:11] <Booze_Hound> [not calc 2]
  619. [04:00:13] <GreenHoof> "I dunno. Just does."
  620. [04:00:17] <Booze_Hound> [filthy casual]
  621. [04:00:19] GreenHoof shrugs with a poker face.
  622. [04:00:25] Aoyin shifts a little, paying attention for if the flap on his saddlebag was still undone
  623. [04:00:32] <RuffRiderCliff> "...Just.  Does.  Doesn't cut it."
  624. [04:00:59] <GreenHoof> "Why do you need to know? Surely you understand why'd we'd be a bit... overprotective of our friend, here."
  625. [04:01:05] <COL_Dusk> "And we should let you, a theif, get to our friend why?"
  626. [04:01:17] GreenHoof glares at Dusk
  627. [04:01:32] GoldenLink uses glare on dark
  628. [04:01:43] RuffRiderCliff shows a very, very small snarling of his lips "Frankly, my little ponies, that little stranger is the only lead I have to why the hell one of my men are missing."
  629. [04:02:39] GreenHoof sighs "You seem... very reasonable for a pack of thieves, no offense."
  630. [04:02:48] <RuffRiderCliff> "We try."
  631. [04:03:12] <GreenHoof> "Alright. I'll level with you."
  632. [04:03:49] <RuffRiderCliff> "Now, I'll be honest, Fido is a very.. rash dog.  Had things gone haywire, I wouldn't be surprised if something happened.  There's a reason he was our newest recruit.  Yes?"
  633. [04:04:38] GreenHoof begins speaking hesitantly, not sure if he's about to divulge too much information. "GreenLie might have killed Fido. We found his body in a cave with his throat slashed a couple of weeks ago. GreenLie was very disturbed..."
  634. [04:04:51] <RuffRiderCliff> "..."
  635. [04:04:57] <RuffRiderCliff> "..."
  636. [04:05:06] <GreenHoof> "I'm... I'm sorry about your recruit."
  637. [04:05:13] COL_Dusk reaches for his molotov, hiding it behind his flank
  638. [04:05:18] RuffRiderCliff begins to shake before composing himself
  639. [04:05:32] RuffRiderCliff closes his eyes "I don't think you understand, pardner."
  640. [04:05:47] GreenHoof eyes GoldenTouch
  641. [04:06:07] <GreenHoof> "Help us understand."
  642. [04:06:39] <Mary_ONette> "..."
  643. [04:06:40] <RuffRiderCliff> "Fido was a rash, inexperienced pup, eager to go to great extents to accomplish his tasks.  But no way, NO HOW would he EVER actually intend to harm a pony."
  644. [04:06:54] GoldenLink [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  645. [04:06:55] <RuffRiderCliff> "He... He would never..."
  646. [04:06:59] <Booze_Hound> "well then"
  647. [04:07:05] <Booze_Hound> "something got to him"
  648. [04:07:06] <RuffRiderCliff> "I KNOW he wouldn't..."
  649. [04:07:14] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderBill
  650. [04:07:17] <Booze_Hound> "those caves are dangerous"
  651. [04:07:22] <GreenHoof> "We don't know exactly what happened. There may have been more to it."
  652. [04:07:42] <Booze_Hound> "plenty of mobs to stumble upon"
  653. [04:07:43] <RuffRiderBill> "Boss... He's your little bro, maybe you're being a bit too hasty on this."
  654. [04:07:46] Hidden_Glimmer [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  655. [04:07:50] RuffRiderBill [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  656. [04:07:56] <RuffRiderCliff> "You shut the fuck up, Bill."
  657. [04:08:12] <GreenHoof> "Little brother? I'm... I'm really sorry, sir."
  658. [04:08:24] Feldspar flattens her ears
  659. [04:08:36] RuffRiderCliff closes his eyes "...How do you know this GreenLie killed Fido?"
  660. [04:09:09] <GreenHoof> "I don't. Like I said, there could have been more to it. All I know is we found Fido's body and GreenLie's bag in close proximity."
  661. [04:09:43] RuffRiderCliff taps a paw impatiently on his shoulder "This body is the one you found with its throat slashed?"
  662. [04:10:17] <GreenHoof> "If I had to guess, I'd say there's a good possibility GreenLie did it, but there's also a good possibility something else happened. From the way you describe Fido, I'd find it hard to believe that the situation could have escalated to the point of violence with just those two alone."
  663. [04:10:22] GreenHoof nods
  664. [04:10:32] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderBill
  665. [04:10:35] COL_Dusk places the molotov back into his saddlebags. Rubbing his face with his hooves, he thinks to himself. "Calm down. Calm down. Just Diamond dogs.. Not like the rest.."
  666. [04:10:48] RuffRiderBill chimes in "Cliff... You're giving him too much credit."
  667. [04:11:23] GreenHoof looks at Golden as if to say 'shit might get real, get ready'
  668. [04:11:24] RuffRiderBill walks up to the ponies "Sure, the pup meant well, but one could say he was always a bit too eager..."
  669. [04:11:39] <RuffRiderBill> You can see RuffRiderCliff seething in anger
  670. [04:11:58] <Mary_ONette> "Leader sir?"
  671. [04:12:07] <GreenHoof> "I don't know the whole story, sir. I'm sorry about his passing."
  672. [04:12:14] <RuffRiderBill> "As in, when we ran through what he was going to do, every single outcome..."
  673. [04:13:11] <RuffRiderBill> "We, being the experienced dogs we are, know each other and can sense each other's motives quite well..."
  674. [04:13:15] COL_Dusk sighs, trying to bring himself to reason with them "Cliff, you have to accept this as a possiblity in your line of... work..."
  675. [04:13:36] COL_Dusk cringes at the word 'work'.
  676. [04:13:41] <RuffRiderBill> Cliff is currently dealing with the death of his bro.  Please leave a message at the sound of the snarl.  SNARL.
  677. [04:13:58] Feldspar looks around, uncertain what to do
  678. [04:14:04] GreenHoof looks on at Cliff with sympathy
  679. [04:14:04] <RuffRiderBill> "See, Fido was a good dog, but his scare tactics?"
  680. [04:14:12] <Mary_ONette> "Cliff want to take a walk with me and talk about it?"
  681. [04:14:38] RuffRiderBill chuckles "I thought I was actually going to get hammered for a second."
  682. [04:14:54] <RuffRiderBill> Cliff is in a world of his own, and the GM is too tired to RP two characters
  683. [04:15:14] RuffRiderBill [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiders
  684. [04:15:28] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "What exactly are you implying, Bill."
  685. [04:16:11] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "You know full well how aggressive Fido was in practice.  You said this target was weak, frail?  Tell me... did you EVER see him threatened?"
  686. [04:16:16] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "..."
  687. [04:16:41] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "Thought so."
  688. [04:16:56] COL_Dusk cringes. Prediction? Bill getting his ass kicked.
  689. [04:17:05] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d20
  690. [04:17:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  691. [04:17:11] <GreenHoof> [ohmy]
  692. [04:17:17] <Phoenix_Down> [heh]
  693. [04:17:18] <Feldspar>  [welp]
  694. [04:17:21] <COL_Dusk> [wohoho]
  695. [04:17:29] <Aoyin> [disgunbgood.gif]
  696. [04:17:30] <RuffRiders> Cliff slams his paw to the ground in anger for 1 HP damage
  697. [04:17:39] <Feldspar> [hue]
  698. [04:17:44] <Mary_ONette> "dude..."
  699. [04:17:47] GreenHoof flinches
  700. [04:17:48] <RuffRiders> Bill: "...Sorry, boss..."
  701. [04:18:10] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "No, no sorry... sorry doesn't cut it..."
  702. [04:18:14] <RuffRiders> Cliff starts laughing
  703. [04:18:26] GreenHoof mumbles "We... we can leave... let yall deal with this by yourselves..."
  704. [04:18:46] Mary_ONette walks to Cliff and looks at him with a worried look "...dude..."
  705. [04:18:49] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "I do believe that I mentioned in passing there's only one instance where we murder, did we not?"
  706. [04:18:54] COL_Dusk turns to green, whispering "innocent little diamond dogs."
  707. [04:19:00] <Phoenix_Down> [oh boy here we go]
  708. [04:19:08] <COL_Dusk> "I suggest we leave."
  709. [04:19:09] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Now, the rest of you seem like kindhearted folks."
  710. [04:19:18] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Please, do."
  711. [04:19:19] GreenHoof nods to Dusk
  712. [04:19:27] <Booze_Hound> "hey now, no need to jump to murder"
  713. [04:19:32] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "We'll be right behind you."
  714. [04:19:48] COL_Dusk draws the molotov back out
  715. [04:19:49] GreenHoof turns to leave but stops "Right behind us?"
  716. [04:20:00] <RuffRiders> Cliff looks to Booze "Oh, don't be daft.  We both know wild animals don't slash throats."
  717. [04:20:05] Phoenix_Down feels his grip tighten again on the blade of the rising sun
  718. [04:20:09] Feldspar nods "Thank you for staying true to your code."
  719. [04:20:31] <Feldspar> [fuck I missed 5 lines]
  720. [04:20:36] GreenHoof whispers to Feldspar "Feld... I don't think what he said is good for us..."
  721. [04:20:42] <RuffRiders> Bill nods "Fido was a good dog... Understandable what happened if what I think happened happened, but...  Fido's family."
  722. [04:20:55] <Feldspar> [I said that late]
  723. [04:20:55] <RuffRiders> Cliff smirks "And what's the saying, men?"
  724. [04:21:01] <RuffRiders> "AN EYE FOR AN EYE!"
  725. [04:21:01] <Mary_ONette> "I know how you feel."
  726. [04:21:10] <Booze_Hound> "I've fought goblins in some caves"
  727. [04:21:12] <GreenHoof> "Oh fuck. Here we go again..."
  728. [04:21:19] <Booze_Hound> "Don't do this"
  729. [04:21:19] COL_Dusk starts boiling with rage
  730. [04:21:25] <COL_Dusk> "I fucking knew it."
  731. [04:21:41] <Booze_Hound> "Stop now and let us go"
  732. [04:21:43] <COL_Dusk> "Thieves and fucking murderers."
  733. [04:21:46] <Booze_Hound> "We'll let you live"
  734. [04:21:58] Aoyin speaks up, sounding rather calm. "I might suggest that you back off, and forget this course you're on. You do not know of whom you are dealing with."
  735. [04:22:25] GreenHoof nods at Aoyin's words as he puts a hoof on the hilt of his machete
  736. [04:22:27] <RuffRiders> "Ah, no, that's where you're wrong, murderer of your own citizens!  YOU'RE the ones housing murderers!"
  737. [04:22:43] <RuffRiders> Cliff looks to Aoyin "Oh?  Please, do enlighten me."
  738. [04:22:45] COL_Dusk snarls
  739. [04:22:56] <COL_Dusk> "I'll fucking kill you!"
  740. [04:23:02] <Booze_Hound> "WE are warriors, not thieves. You attack us it'll be the last thing you do. "
  741. [04:23:04] Feldspar sighs
  742. [04:23:05] <Mary_ONette> "Dusk... stop"
  743. [04:23:19] <Mary_ONette> "Everyone calm down"
  744. [04:23:20] COL_Dusk is snorting
  745. [04:23:21] GreenHoof rolls his eyes "It always comes to this... I'm sick of the killing..."
  746. [04:23:32] <Mary_ONette> "No fighting."
  747. [04:23:38] <Booze_Hound> "he's right, no more blood"
  748. [04:23:54] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "No fighting, indeed."
  749. [04:24:16] <GreenHoof> "Mr. Cliff, I'm sorry about your brother. But please... don't make us do this..."
  750. [04:24:19] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "But, our word is one to live by.  So, give us this GreenLie, and we'll let you be."
  751. [04:24:33] <Booze_Hound> "you know we can't do that"
  752. [04:24:34] <GreenHoof> "Not gonna happen, fellas. Sorry."
  753. [04:24:41] <Mary_ONette> "I don't know who he is."
  754. [04:24:43] Aoyin smiles coldy, setting his gaze upon Cliff. "We are not of this land, despite our appearance. Our customs are... Well, rather dark when one thinks about it. I understand Eye for an Eye, but believe you me, GreenLie is much more than an eye, and we WILL take much, much more than that."
  755. [04:25:07] <RuffRiders> Cliff growls "Oh, I can ASSURE you he already did that."
  756. [04:25:12] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d20 rage resist
  757. [04:25:12] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  758. [04:25:12] <GreenHoof> [Aoyin confirmed for Terrifying Presence perk]
  759. [04:25:15] RuffRiders resists
  760. [04:25:41] Broken [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  761. [04:25:58] <Feldspar> [hue hoof]
  762. [04:26:08] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "Imagine if we killed your brother?  Your lover?  How would you react, hmm?"
  763. [04:26:16] <COL_Dusk> [dis gettin interestin]
  764. [04:26:29] Phoenix_Down tenses up
  765. [04:26:32] <Feldspar> "I would be mad."
  766. [04:26:42] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Because I can assure you, I am showing as much goddamn patience as I can right now."
  767. [04:26:51] Mary_ONette has an threatening vibe growing "Do. Not. Go. There."
  768. [04:27:06] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Oh, see what I mean?"
  769. [04:27:16] <Booze_Hound> "this is not the answer."
  770. [04:27:26] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "Batpony, you haven't answered my question."
  771. [04:27:37] <Mary_ONette> "I can understand you losing your brother..."
  772. [04:27:39] <GreenHoof> "I'd probably want to kill whoever did it. But... I can't let you touch my family. This is an unavoidable conflict of interests, but we don't have to fight."
  773. [04:27:51] COL_Dusk snarls
  774. [04:27:54] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "You're right, we don't."
  775. [04:27:59] <Booze_Hound> "and what if you kill us? More will come to kill you, and the cycle will continue 'till we are all dead"
  776. [04:28:05] <Aoyin> "That's just it, sir." He tilts his head slightly, "We don't think in that manner. We -completely- understand how you feel, believe me. As you would protect your brothers, your sisters, we shall do the same, regardless of the circumstances."
  777. [04:28:44] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "Out of my way, then.  Our code is our way of life... and we will live to the death honoring it."
  778. [04:28:50] RuffRiders agrees in unison
  779. [04:28:58] COL_Dusk stands in there way
  780. [04:28:59] <Feldspar> [Don't think in what way?]
  781. [04:29:01] <COL_Dusk> "Fuck."
  782. [04:29:02] <COL_Dusk> "No."
  783. [04:29:16] <COL_Dusk> (Hue. Their.<)
  784. [04:29:18] GreenHoof draws his machete. "No one has to die, though..."
  785. [04:29:34] Aoyin glances at Booze. "You forget, Booze. It wouldn't be a cycle. Remember the company you are in; The reaction would be swift, and brutal." He looks back to the rough riders. "We won't move, please understand."
  786. [04:29:55] <Feldspar> [what, killing for revenge?]
  787. [04:29:55] Booze_Hound draws desert queen "just walk away, please. Go mourn your kin."
  788. [04:30:06] <Mary_ONette> "I said no fighting. Lets solve this without fighting or killing."
  789. [04:30:10] RuffRiders looks to Dusk "Well then.  Our code tells for us to go to whatever means we can to assassinate GreenLie.  Through whatever. Means.  Necessary."
  790. [04:30:54] <Feldspar> "Well,that's a dumb code."
  791. [04:31:01] <GreenHoof> "You're not killing GreenLie, and you're not killing us. You can walk away and live, and we will all live in peace, or you can die by our collective hand. We're sorry about your brother, that's just the way of this wild, violent land. But... you're not touching us."
  792. [04:31:05] Phoenix_Down questions the resolve of his allies, continuing to push for nonviolence against those who would clearly not hold the same sentiment
  793. [04:31:10] RuffRiders counts
  794. [04:31:18] COL_Dusk kicks dirt, standing in their way
  795. [04:31:31] <RuffRiders> "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7..."
  796. [04:31:36] COL_Dusk draws his spear
  797. [04:31:40] <RuffRiders> "Seven marshmallows versus 4 of us."
  798. [04:31:41] <Phoenix_Down> [golden is gone methinks]
  799. [04:31:46] <RuffRiders> [Eeyup]
  800. [04:32:02] <Booze_Hound> "you can't win, just please go"
  801. [04:32:03] <Aoyin> [Goldie is a fuck]
  802. [04:32:07] <RuffRiders> "So... what will it be?  8 casualites or 1?"
  803. [04:32:17] <Mary_ONette> "I'm dealing with enough shit as it is, I don't need to dogs adding on to my shit list."
  804. [04:32:18] Phoenix_Down draws his sword, having no reservations to fighting the dogs
  805. [04:32:22] <Booze_Hound> "none if you let us leave"
  806. [04:32:23] <Feldspar> [>marshmallows]
  807. [04:32:38] <RuffRiders> "Again, feel free to leave."
  808. [04:32:38] <GreenHoof> "There doesn't have to be ANY casualties!"
  809. [04:32:47] <RuffRiders> "Oh, there doesn't?"
  810. [04:32:52] <GreenHoof> "No!"
  811. [04:32:52] <Booze_Hound> "WE'RE going, you are staying put"
  812. [04:32:57] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "Then where the FUCK is my brother."
  813. [04:32:59] Mary_ONette gives of a terrifying stare "You leave."
  814. [04:33:14] <GreenHoof> "..."
  815. [04:33:23] <Aoyin> "Let us give you a different number, sir. Zero, or four. None of us want this, but we are not aversed to it."
  816. [04:33:23] <GreenHoof> "I mean... there doesn't have to be any more casualties..."
  817. [04:33:29] RuffRiders gives off an equally terrifying stare "What part of band of brothers DON'T you understand."
  818. [04:33:48] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Oh, please."
  819. [04:33:51] <RuffRiders> Bill: "..."
  820. [04:34:04] <Mary_ONette> "What part of I can control shit you don't understand?"
  821. [04:34:18] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "...Let's just go, Cliff... We've seen what they can do..."
  822. [04:34:23] <GreenHoof> "No one wanted this to happen, not even Green Lie!"
  823. [04:34:27] <Aero_Flux> http://o.onionstatic.com/images/22/22675/original/700.hq.jpg?3006
  824. [04:34:30] <Feldspar> "Mary, step down some."
  825. [04:34:31] <Aero_Flux> Hoof
  826. [04:34:37] <Aero_Flux> I found b8 for /pol/
  827. [04:34:43] <Aero_Flux> though it is the onion
  828. [04:34:49] GoldenLink [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  829. [04:35:02] <RuffRiders> "8 on 4."
  830. [04:35:04] <Mary_ONette> "We can handle like civalized mammals, or we can get into some ol' gangsta shit."
  831. [04:35:10] <GoldenLink> Goonight fitghts
  832. [04:35:16] <RuffRiders> [Night!]
  833. [04:35:21] <Aoyin> [Damnit Goldien, night.]
  834. [04:35:27] <Aoyin> [ur a faget]
  835. [04:35:27] <GreenHoof> [night!]
  836. [04:35:41] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "...I'm leaving...  This code is going to get me killed..."
  837. [04:35:42] <Mary_ONette> "Now lets sit down, talk this out."
  838. [04:35:43] <Phoenix_Down> [night fagit]
  839. [04:35:43] <Booze_Hound> [night]
  840. [04:35:49] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "Like HELL you are!"
  841. [04:35:54] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d20
  842. [04:35:54] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  843. [04:36:00] <Aero_Flux> [FUCK]
  844. [04:36:02] <RuffRiders> Cliff misses a strike
  845. [04:36:03] <Phoenix_Down> [diamond dog pls]
  846. [04:36:05] <Aero_Flux> {WRONG CHANGEL]
  847. [04:36:09] <Aero_Flux> [DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT]
  848. [04:36:21] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "Dammit."
  849. [04:36:33] <RuffRiders> Bill:  "I... I'm sorry boss..."
  850. [04:36:36] <RuffRiders> Bill runs off
  851. [04:36:43] <RuffRiders> Cliff twinges
  852. [04:37:09] <RuffRiders> Cliff: "Well, brothers, we know our next target after we kill off these miscreants."
  853. [04:37:17] <RuffRiders> "T-target?"
  854. [04:37:23] <RuffRiders> "Miscreants?"
  855. [04:37:28] <RuffRiders> "I... Boss..."
  856. [04:37:32] <Mary_ONette> "I know and understand you're pissed, but...what?"
  857. [04:37:39] <Phoenix_Down> [oh boss-sama... I~]
  858. [04:37:42] <RuffRiders> "This isn't part of the code..."
  859. [04:37:48] GreenHoof watches with interest
  860. [04:38:00] <Aoyin> ["It's not so much of a code as... Guidelines."]
  861. [04:38:15] <Aoyin> ["WELCOME ABOARD THE WILD RIDE!"]
  862. [04:38:17] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "The code?  Is MY code.  Oh, I'm sorry, are YOU the one in charge?  Ahaha, right..."
  863. [04:38:30] GreenHoof works his way over to Feldspar  and whispers "Maybe they'll kill themselves off..."
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  865. [04:38:44] <RuffRiders> Cliff:  "First, I'm going to get Green Lie.  Then Bill."
  866. [04:38:49] <RuffRiders> "...No..."
  867. [04:39:00] Feldspar whispers back "Maybe Bill will side with us."
  868. [04:39:01] <RuffRiders> "...Bill's nice to us... Honest, too..."
  869. [04:39:05] Aoyin looks around the area with his eyes, biting his tongue to let the Diamond dogs talk.
  870. [04:39:16] RuffRiders nods to the other
  871. [04:39:22] <RuffRiders> The two other dogs scamper off
  872. [04:39:26] RuffRiders [[email protected]] is now known as RuffRiderCliff
  873. [04:39:35] RuffRiderCliff snaps internally
  874. [04:39:45] <RuffRiderCliff> "I'll deal with them after that Murderer."
  875. [04:40:04] <Feldspar> [hue 1 v 7]
  876. [04:40:09] <Aoyin> "Do you REALLY think you'll be able to?"
  877. [04:40:14] <RuffRiderCliff> [>Boss fight]
  878. [04:40:19] COL_Dusk aims his spear
  879. [04:40:30] <COL_Dusk> "You're going through me first."
  880. [04:40:30] Feldspar whispers to Greenhoof "hue this is even better"
  881. [04:40:35] <GreenHoof> "Cliff, come on, man. You're outnumbered. Please. Just go. We're sorry about your brother."
  882. [04:40:39] RuffRiderCliff smirks "I have nothing else to lose, but everything to gain!"
  883. [04:40:51] RuffRiderCliff has snapped.  Good job on dissuading the other 3, though.
  884. [04:40:52] <Booze_Hound> "what about your life?"
  885. [04:40:54] Mary_ONette backs away taking out her staff and twirls it.
  886. [04:40:59] <RuffRiderCliff> Hope you like roided up bosses.
  887. [04:41:08] <Booze_Hound> "non lethal!"
  888. [04:41:13] <GreenHoof> "NO WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  889. [04:41:13] <RuffRiderCliff> !roll 1d20 smack at Booze "Oh, you mean FIDO?"
  890. [04:41:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  891. [04:41:14] Aoyin frowns. "You have to get through an entire eight off-world ponies, and then you're going to 'deal' with them? Well, I suppose we'll need to show you our true nature..."
  892. [04:41:20] <RuffRiderCliff> Miss.
  893. [04:41:30] COL_Dusk jumps in between them
  894. [04:41:35] COL_Dusk roars
  895. [04:41:43] <Booze_Hound> "Settle down dush!"
  896. [04:41:43] <GreenHoof> [so edge wow]
  897. [04:41:45] <COL_Dusk> "GRRRRAAHHR"
  898. [04:41:50] <Booze_Hound> dusk*
  899. [04:41:55] <Phoenix_Down> [jesus fuck calm down]
  900. [04:42:01] <GreenHoof> "Jesus fuck, Dusk, stop!"
  901. [04:42:11] <COL_Dusk> [Part of my own storyline.]
  902. [04:42:11] RuffRiderCliff brandishes his special weapon, the diamond-studded flail
  903. [04:42:17] <Feldspar> [can I roll to constrain?]
  904. [04:42:21] <GreenHoof> [kinky.]
  905. [04:42:23] Aoyin rolls his eyes - his bat brother was too dramatic
  906. [04:42:24] <RuffRiderCliff> "You first, Murderer!"
  907. [04:42:26] <Mary_ONette> [dibs]
  908. [04:42:31] <RuffRiderCliff> [In a bit]
  909. [04:42:33] <Aoyin> [Mary please, you have so much shit]
  910. [04:42:35] <Phoenix_Down> [you wish mary]
  911. [04:42:45] Feldspar smiles "DIBS!"
  912. [04:42:46] <RuffRiderCliff> !roll 1d20 smack Dusk
  913. [04:42:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  914. [04:42:49] <RuffRiderCliff> !roll 1d8
  915. [04:42:49] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  916. [04:42:56] <RuffRiderCliff> And with that, the fight begins
  917. [04:42:56] <Feldspar> [hue]
  918. [04:43:00] GreenHoof raises an eyebrow at Feldspar "Wut."
  919. [04:43:13] <Feldspar> "That mace is diamond studded. Dibs"
  920. [04:43:14] <Booze_Hound> "wow feld"
  921. [04:43:17] <Aoyin> [We init now?]
  922. [04:43:36] <RuffRiderCliff> We init now
  923. [04:43:39] <Aoyin> "... Feldspar, I can't..."
  924. [04:43:42] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  925. [04:43:42] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  926. [04:43:42] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20
  927. [04:43:42] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  928. [04:43:43] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  929. [04:43:44] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  930. [04:43:45] <Feldspar> !roll d20 gimmie
  931. [04:43:45] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  932. [04:43:46] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20
  933. [04:43:47] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  934. [04:43:51] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  935. [04:43:51] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  936. [04:43:55] <RuffRiderCliff> !roll 1d20
  937. [04:43:56] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  938. [04:44:02] <Phoenix_Down> [/me doesn't even give a fuck anymore]
  939. [04:44:02] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  940. [04:44:02] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  941. [04:44:07] <Booze_Hound> "non lethal everyone!"
  942. [04:44:08] <RuffRiderCliff> Hoof starts off against the blood-crayzed psychopath
  943. [04:44:12] <Feldspar> "maybe we can knock him out and tie him up."
  944. [04:44:20] RuffRiderCliff will be using full lethal
  945. [04:44:25] <Phoenix_Down> "maybe we can kill him!"
  946. [04:44:37] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to slash at Cliff's neck
  947. [04:44:38] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  948. [04:44:42] <GreenHoof> +2
  949. [04:44:47] <GreenHoof> earth?
  950. [04:44:48] <RuffRiderCliff> Still a miss
  951. [04:44:52] <RuffRiderCliff> Dusk go
  952. [04:44:54] <Boris[Ronin]> [lel]
  953. [04:44:54] <GreenHoof> [FUCK]
  954. [04:45:05] <Aoyin> [But muh 18...]
  955. [04:45:09] <Feldspar> [wait, nonlethal or?]
  956. [04:45:14] <Aoyin> [Erm, 16]
  957. [04:45:24] <RuffRiderCliff> [huh, internet lagged then.]
  958. [04:45:24] <Booze_Hound> [i'm going non lethal]
  959. [04:45:26] <RuffRiderCliff> Aoyin go
  960. [04:45:50] <Aoyin> ~Adventure-long Non-lethal call~
  961. [04:45:58] <RuffRiderCliff> Understood~
  962. [04:46:05] <Aoyin> !roll d20, the hooves that will knock sense into this faggot
  963. [04:46:05] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  964. [04:46:20] <RuffRiderCliff> Your hooves only remind you of how much "ur a faget"
  965. [04:46:28] <RuffRiderCliff> Dusk is up
  966. [04:46:35] Aoyin ponders those implications...
  967. [04:46:39] <Feldspar> "Well, we gonna kill him or knock him out?"
  968. [04:46:50] <Phoenix_Down> "I'm not holding back"
  969. [04:47:00] <RuffRiderCliff> Cliff: "Oh, I'll be SURE to kill anyone I need to to get to HIM!"
  970. [04:47:01] GreenHoof sighs "Fight to kill. We can't risk it."
  971. [04:47:14] Feldspar nods sadly
  972. [04:47:15] <Booze_Hound> "non lethal"
  973. [04:47:19] <GreenHoof> "I know it's fucked up, but..."
  974. [04:47:23] <RuffRiderCliff> COL_Dusk
  975. [04:47:31] <Phoenix_Down> [>he is trying to kill us]
  976. [04:47:32] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20 Charges nonlethal spear smack
  977. [04:47:32] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  978. [04:47:38] <RuffRiderCliff> [/me is gonna enjoy being IC in an hour]
  979. [04:47:42] <Phoenix_Down> [>its fucked up]
  980. [04:47:44] <Feldspar> [do lethal/nonlethal stack?]
  981. [04:47:50] <RuffRiderCliff> "Fight like the murderer you are!"
  982. [04:47:51] <Aoyin> [Yes]
  983. [04:47:52] <RuffRiderCliff> [Yes]
  984. [04:47:58] <Feldspar> [cool]
  985. [04:48:04] <RuffRiderCliff> Feld is up
  986. [04:48:05] <GreenHoof> [Dusk is not who I'd expect to go nonlethal...]
  987. [04:48:15] <Feldspar> All out
  988. [04:48:22] <COL_Dusk> [I tried to go ethical. Look what that got me.]
  989. [04:48:24] <Feldspar> !roll d20+-2
  990. [04:48:25] <GameServ> (7) + -2 == 5
  991. [04:48:26] <COL_Dusk> [2\
  992. [04:48:27] <Feldspar> !roll d20+-2
  993. [04:48:27] <GameServ> (18) + -2 == 16
  994. [04:48:43] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  995. [04:48:46] <GreenLightGM> Hit once
  996. [04:49:00] <Feldspar> !roll d4
  997. [04:49:00] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  998. [04:49:12] Feldspar slaps the diamond dog's shit
  999. [04:49:21] <GreenLightGM> You do
  1000. [04:49:24] <GreenLightGM> Booze is up
  1001. [04:49:40] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 non lethal
  1002. [04:49:40] <GameServ> (13) + 2 == 15
  1003. [04:50:08] <Booze_Hound> [hit miss?]
  1004. [04:50:13] <GreenLightGM> Daily reminder nonlethal and lethal take the same amount of damage
  1005. [04:50:14] <GreenLightGM> Hit
  1006. [04:50:20] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
  1007. [04:50:20] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1008. [04:50:38] <GreenLightGM> The based bartender batters the boxer
  1009. [04:50:39] <Feldspar> [booze has a sword right?]
  1010. [04:50:55] <Aoyin> [>nonlethal with a sword]
  1011. [04:50:56] GreenLightGM roars, decking at...
  1012. [04:50:57] <Booze_Hound> [Si]
  1013. [04:50:59] <Phoenix_Down> [>sword]
  1014. [04:51:00] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d7
  1015. [04:51:00] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1016. [04:51:01] <Aoyin> [You wot m8?]
  1017. [04:51:07] <Phoenix_Down> [>non lethal]
  1018. [04:51:15] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 swing at Phoenix
  1019. [04:51:16] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1020. [04:51:19] <Feldspar> [>not thinking of slapping with the flat side of the blade]
  1021. [04:51:22] GreenLightGM misses in his bloodlust
  1022. [04:51:23] <Phoenix_Down> [lel you wish fgt]
  1023. [04:51:27] <GreenHoof> "Even if you kill us all and then GreenLie, which is impossible, what will that have gained you? It won't bring your brother back, it'll just spill more blood in this land already stained with it. You can still go! You can make a new life and be happy. It's what your brother would want. Please, Cliff, don't make us do this!"
  1024. [04:51:34] <Aoyin> [>doing full damage with the flat]
  1025. [04:51:36] <GreenLightGM> Hoof, roll
  1026. [04:51:39] <Aoyin> [>the part not ment for combat]
  1027. [04:51:40] <Booze_Hound> [it's a scimitar, also has counter weight you can knock them out with]
  1028. [04:51:41] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1029. [04:51:41] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1030. [04:51:48] <GreenHoof> [fuk]
  1031. [04:51:48] <Feldspar> [nice alliteration GreenLight]
  1032. [04:51:58] <GreenLightGM> Sorry, nice try though
  1033. [04:52:14] <GreenLightGM> Mary is up
  1034. [04:52:20] Mary_ONette twirls her staff at a rapid speed and charges at Cliff to bash him on the head "You know, this staff was from the mutt who stabbed me nine times!"
  1035. [04:52:24] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  1036. [04:52:24] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1037. [04:52:27] <GreenLightGM> Clarification, nonlethal with an actual weapon HALVES the damage
  1038. [04:52:33] <GreenLightGM> Hit!
  1039. [04:52:34] <Mary_ONette> !roll d6
  1040. [04:52:34] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1041. [04:52:48] <GreenHoof> [kek why you could have stopped Cliff from dying...]
  1042. [04:52:48] GreenLightGM takes it like a champ "Noted."
  1043. [04:53:04] <GreenLightGM> [Note:  Cliff ded when he found out Fido ded]
  1044. [04:53:05] <Feldspar> [my hooves do not lose damage because they are made of STEEHL]
  1045. [04:53:07] <Aoyin> [So it's almost better to just hit it for realism]
  1046. [04:53:16] <GreenLightGM> Nick's up
  1047. [04:53:23] <Aoyin> [Also my teeth- can I non-lethal with dem?]
  1048. [04:53:28] Phoenix_Down has no reservations going full lethality against a raging beast threatening his friends
  1049. [04:53:35] <GreenHoof> Pheonix_Down
  1050. [04:53:35] <Feldspar> [just punch]
  1051. [04:53:39] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 full lethal with the weaboo sword
  1052. [04:53:39] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1053. [04:53:41] <GreenHoof> [oops nvm]
  1054. [04:53:43] <GreenLightGM> [Weapons with d4 won't be halved
  1055. [04:53:52] GreenLightGM is not impressed with the weeabooness
  1056. [04:53:57] <GreenLightGM> New round, roll init
  1057. [04:53:58] RuffRiderCliff [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1058. [04:54:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1059. [04:54:00] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1060. [04:54:04] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  1061. [04:54:04] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1062. [04:54:05] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  1063. [04:54:05] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1064. [04:54:05] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1065. [04:54:05] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1066. [04:54:05] <Phoenix_Down> [I... I didn't use my catchphrase]
  1067. [04:54:07] <Feldspar> [HUE]
  1068. [04:54:11] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20
  1069. [04:54:11] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1070. [04:54:11] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20
  1071. [04:54:11] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1072. [04:54:11] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20
  1073. [04:54:11] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1074. [04:54:15] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1075. [04:54:15] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1076. [04:54:16] <Booze_Hound> [who got what mary?]
  1077. [04:54:24] <GreenLightGM> Feld starts us off
  1078. [04:54:41] <Feldspar> !roll d20+-2 all out
  1079. [04:54:42] <GameServ> (6) + -2 == 4
  1080. [04:54:44] <Feldspar> !roll d20+-2
  1081. [04:54:45] <GameServ> (6) + -2 == 4
  1082. [04:54:51] <Feldspar> [hue]
  1083. [04:54:53] <Aoyin> [NIGGA YOU AIN'T HIT SHIT]
  1084. [04:54:55] <GreenLightGM> You flail about, rolling on the ground.
  1085. [04:55:06] <GreenLightGM> Aoyin's up
  1086. [04:55:15] <Feldspar> "TACTICAL CQC ACTION!"
  1087. [04:55:27] <GreenHoof> "Feld! Try to remember some of the basics of CQC!"
  1088. [04:55:30] <Aoyin> !roll d20 to knock him around
  1089. [04:55:30] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1090. [04:55:32] <Aoyin> [Oh shit[
  1091. [04:55:44] <GreenLightGM> You forgot to check yourself
  1092. [04:55:48] Feldspar giggles "Ok!"
  1093. [04:55:52] Aoyin wrecks himself
  1094. [04:55:53] <GreenLightGM> So guess who wrecked himself?
  1095. [04:55:58] <GreenLightGM> You got it
  1096. [04:55:58] Broken [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP
  1097. [04:56:05] <Feldspar> [At least i didn't hit myself]
  1098. [04:56:08] <GreenLightGM> 1 HP damage to the Shame Bone
  1099. [04:56:23] Hidden_Glimmer [[email protected]] has quit IRC:
  1100. [04:56:26] Aoyin doesn't know what the fuck went wrong and trips like a tactical failure. So much for being terrifying
  1101. [04:56:43] <GreenLightGM> Mary's up
  1102. [04:56:45] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 staff smackdown
  1103. [04:56:46] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1104. [04:57:06] <GreenLightGM> You smack the Earth into submission
  1105. [04:57:12] <GreenLightGM> Booze!
  1106. [04:57:20] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 non lethal
  1107. [04:57:20] <GameServ> (4) + 2 == 6
  1108. [04:57:27] <Booze_Hound> [shiiiiit]
  1109. [04:57:31] <GreenLightGM> Non Lethal and Non Effective
  1110. [04:57:41] <GreenHoof> [kek is really being an asshole tonight]
  1111. [04:57:41] <GreenLightGM> Dusk
  1112. [04:57:57] <Phoenix_Down> [/me knows this]
  1113. [04:57:57] <Feldspar> [all these sixes]
  1114. [04:58:14] <COL_Dusk> [lethal or nonlethal? does it make a difference?]
  1115. [04:58:20] <GreenLightGM> [Kek wants DRAMA.  Good thing you guys were incredibly civil and saved all the diamond dogs you could've WITHOUT lying through your teeth]
  1116. [04:58:52] <Phoenix_Down> [well you're up diamond dog boss]
  1117. [04:58:57] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20 leg swipe
  1118. [04:58:57] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1119. [04:59:08] <GreenLightGM> Lethal or nonlethal?
  1120. [04:59:12] <COL_Dusk> lethal
  1121. [04:59:15] <GreenLightGM> Roll
  1122. [04:59:20] <COL_Dusk> !roll 1d8
  1123. [04:59:20] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1124. [04:59:27] <Feldspar> [ho boy]
  1125. [04:59:31] <GreenLightGM> "...That's the murderer I know and love..."
  1126. [04:59:43] <Phoenix_Down> [wait... why is dusk going before me or you GL?]
  1127. [04:59:56] <GreenLightGM> Nick's turn
  1128. [04:59:58] COL_Dusk snarls ferally
  1129. [05:00:08] <GreenLightGM> [My computer's lagging, I'm doing inits as I see them.]
  1130. [05:00:09] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 strike at the dog with lethal force
  1131. [05:00:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1132. [05:00:14] <Phoenix_Down> [w/e]
  1133. [05:00:15] <GreenLightGM> You dog, you
  1134. [05:00:25] <Phoenix_Down> [fuck you too kek]
  1135. [05:00:41] <GreenLightGM> You strike yourself in the balls for 1 HP damage... Roll for how many turns you must speak in a high pitch voice
  1136. [05:00:45] <GreenLightGM> D4
  1137. [05:00:52] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d4
  1138. [05:00:52] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1139. [05:01:01] <Aoyin> [I'm havin' a giggle, m8]
  1140. [05:01:04] <GreenLightGM> 4 turns of talking like a mare
  1141. [05:01:10] <GreenHoof> [huehuehuehuehuehue]
  1142. [05:01:20] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d7
  1143. [05:01:20] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1144. [05:01:36] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 flail with the flail at Dusk
  1145. [05:01:37] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1146. [05:01:40] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d8
  1147. [05:01:40] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1148. [05:01:47] <Phoenix_Down> [oh kek]
  1149. [05:01:48] Aero_Flux [[email protected]] is now known as Nova_Flux
  1150. [05:01:49] <GreenLightGM> [Dusk confirmed lucky as balls]
  1151. [05:02:04] <GreenLightGM> Hoof is up
  1152. [05:02:08] <GreenHoof> [DD's are the niggers of Equestria with their fancy weapons]
  1153. [05:02:15] <GreenHoof> [I'm sorry Arabs, not niggers]
  1154. [05:02:22] <COL_Dusk> [And dickish attitudes]
  1155. [05:02:34] <Booze_Hound> [well]
  1156. [05:02:38] <Booze_Hound> [sand niggers]
  1157. [05:02:44] <COL_Dusk> [^\
  1158. [05:02:46] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to reluctantly stab at Cliff's heart "Please... just go away."
  1159. [05:02:47] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1160. [05:02:55] <GreenHoof> [KEK WTF M8]
  1161. [05:03:05] <GreenLightGM> "Don't go breaking my heart..."
  1162. [05:03:09] <Phoenix_Down> [kek is 'avin a giggle m8]
  1163. [05:03:13] GreenLightGM smirks "You couldn't if you tried!"
  1164. [05:03:20] <GreenLightGM> New round, roll init!
  1165. [05:03:22] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  1166. [05:03:22] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1167. [05:03:25] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 its my turn now
  1168. [05:03:26] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1169. [05:03:26] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1170. [05:03:26] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1171. [05:03:30] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20
  1172. [05:03:31] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1173. [05:03:31] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1174. [05:03:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1175. [05:03:32] <Aoyin> [Muh 1's]
  1176. [05:03:34] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20
  1177. [05:03:34] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1178. [05:03:36] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1179. [05:03:36] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1180. [05:03:40] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  1181. [05:03:40] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1182. [05:03:40] <Booze_Hound> [my 20?]
  1183. [05:03:44] <Aoyin> [Why we bats gotta be slow, mang]
  1184. [05:03:50] <Aoyin> [Das racist]
  1185. [05:03:56] <COL_Dusk> [sheeit]
  1186. [05:03:58] <Feldspar> [oh shit DD goes first]
  1187. [05:03:58] <GreenLightGM> [It's good I'm attacking first, actually
  1188. [05:04:03] <GreenHoof> [/me checks his priviledge]
  1189. [05:04:04] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d7
  1190. [05:04:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1191. [05:04:15] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d20 flail Booze in de gabber
  1192. [05:04:15] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1193. [05:04:18] <GreenLightGM> !roll 1d8
  1194. [05:04:18] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1195. [05:04:24] <GreenLightGM> Dis fuckiing flail man
  1196. [05:04:26] <Phoenix_Down> [I'm avin a giggle m8]
  1197. [05:04:29] <Aoyin> [Guise, I just realized]
  1198. [05:04:30] <Feldspar> [He just can't]
  1199. [05:04:37] <Aoyin> [He doesn't REALLY want to hurt us]
  1200. [05:04:37] <GreenLightGM> Booze is up
  1201. [05:04:37] <COL_Dusk> [mang, dat some chinese shit]
  1202. [05:04:41] <Booze_Hound> "takes more than that to kill me"
  1203. [05:04:41] <Aoyin> [Deep down he knows it]
  1204. [05:04:43] <Phoenix_Down> [ 3d8 gets 3 damage]
  1205. [05:04:47] <GreenLightGM> [Oh shit, Ao]
  1206. [05:04:48] <Aoyin> [He's just pretending to]
  1207. [05:04:52] <Feldspar> [still got dibs]
  1208. [05:04:58] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+2 lethal
  1209. [05:04:59] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18
  1210. [05:05:00] <Aoyin> [Feldspar fuck you]
  1211. [05:05:03] <GreenLightGM> Roll
  1212. [05:05:05] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
  1213. [05:05:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1214. [05:05:09] <GreenLightGM> Nice!
  1215. [05:05:17] <GreenLightGM> What's this?
  1216. [05:05:23] <Aoyin> [Did we get him with any non-lethal damage?]
  1217. [05:05:30] <Feldspar> [i did]
  1218. [05:05:32] <Booze_Hound> [i got him on 3]
  1219. [05:05:37] <Aoyin> [Gud]
  1220. [05:05:38] <Feldspar> [wait no i didn't]
  1221. [05:05:54] <GreenLightGM> Cliff growls, his veins popping out at every chance they can, his eyes fully blood-shot, and full of bloodlust.
  1222. [05:05:59] <GreenLightGM> THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
  1223. [05:06:05] <COL_Dusk> [ohlawdy]
  1224. [05:06:06] <Phoenix_Down> [yes... YES]
  1225. [05:06:17] <GreenLightGM> Mary's up
  1226. [05:06:20] Aoyin cradles his shame-bone, and then OH GOD, WHAT IS THIS NIGGER DOING
  1227. [05:06:27] <GreenHoof> "I need to get some of Able's knock out darts..."
  1228. [05:06:32] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 staff combo flurry
  1229. [05:06:32] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1230. [05:06:35] <Mary_ONette> ;-;
  1231. [05:06:41] <GreenLightGM> Mary, roll
  1232. [05:06:55] <GreenLightGM> d6
  1233. [05:07:12] <Mary_ONette> !roll d6
  1234. [05:07:12] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1235. [05:07:22] <GreenLightGM> You inflict 4 HP damage on the ground below you
  1236. [05:07:32] <GreenLightGM> Hoof is up?
  1237. [05:07:37] <GreenLightGM> !
  1238. [05:07:42] <COL_Dusk> [You're causing global warming!]
  1239. [05:07:43] <GreenLightGM> Hoof is up!
  1240. [05:07:45] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to stab
  1241. [05:07:45] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1242. [05:07:47] <Feldspar> [wait didn't i get a 19?]
  1243. [05:07:49] <GreenHoof> +2
  1244. [05:07:50] <GreenLightGM> No stabby
  1245. [05:07:52] <GreenHoof> FUCK
  1246. [05:07:57] <GreenHoof> FUUUUUUUUCK
  1247. [05:08:11] <GreenLightGM> Sorry Feld, you're up
  1248. [05:08:21] <Feldspar> !roll d20+2
  1249. [05:08:21] <GameServ> (18) + 2 == 20
  1250. [05:08:27] <GreenLightGM> [Hoof, this is the last bit of the Wild Ride if you gotta get up early. You can leave
  1251. [05:08:33] <GreenHoof> [GOD DAMN YOU KEK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I SWEAR I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASS!]
  1252. [05:08:33] <GreenLightGM> Based Feld!
  1253. [05:08:44] <GreenHoof> [I know... But I want to see it through]
  1254. [05:08:47] <Feldspar> !roll d4 CRITCRITCRITCRIT
  1255. [05:08:47] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1256. [05:08:49] <GreenLightGM> [:3]
  1257. [05:08:59] <Phoenix_Down> [>crit]
  1258. [05:09:01] <GreenLightGM> No crits, but 3 damage is good... Wait...
  1259. [05:09:04] <Phoenix_Down> [>not natural 20]
  1260. [05:09:07] <GreenLightGM> Oh shit nigger it only caused 2
  1261. [05:09:15] <Feldspar> [EH, NEVER MIND]
  1262. [05:09:15] <Aoyin> [OH THIS FAGGOT]
  1263. [05:09:22] <Feldspar> [why?]
  1264. [05:09:29] <Booze_Hound> [>not knowing dnd crit hit stats]
  1265. [05:09:41] <GreenLightGM> Booze is up
  1266. [05:09:46] <Feldspar> [I forgot Booze. So sue me]
  1267. [05:09:50] <Phoenix_Down> [didn't booze go already?]
  1268. [05:09:54] Mary_ONette detaches the staff into a pair off battons twirling them rapidly "Time for the drum solo."
  1269. [05:10:04] <Booze_Hound> [ya you already had me go]
  1270. [05:10:23] <Booze_Hound> [go again?]
  1271. [05:10:23] <GreenLightGM> Well shit
  1272. [05:10:27] GreenHoof looks over at Mary in the heat of the battle "The fuck do you get this shit, Mary?"
  1273. [05:10:35] <Feldspar> "Magic"
  1274. [05:10:36] <GreenLightGM> Nick, my bad
  1275. [05:10:50] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 stabs the beast, japanese style
  1276. [05:10:50] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1277. [05:10:55] <Mary_ONette> "From the DD that stabbed me/"
  1278. [05:11:01] <Phoenix_Down> [/me commits sudoku instead]
  1279. [05:11:02] <GreenLightGM> You weeaboos and your shit attacks
  1280. [05:11:07] <GreenLightGM> Aoyin's up
  1281. [05:11:14] <COL_Dusk> [Phoe, stahp]
  1282. [05:11:25] <GreenHoof> [is this dicebot broken? hue]
  1283. [05:11:26] <Feldspar> [be like stronk earf pone from america]
  1284. [05:11:43] <Phoenix_Down> [my head is just... clearly not in the game right now]
  1285. [05:11:53] RuffRiders [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1286. [05:11:53] Aoyin stands, looking at the DD, seeing how he changed... Thinking of his 'target,' imagining what this Diamond Dog would do if they did not stop him...
  1287. [05:12:05] <Aoyin> ~NON-LETHAL DISENGAGE~
  1288. [05:12:16] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1289. [05:12:22] <RuffRiders> Awwww shit
  1290. [05:12:30] <Aoyin> !roll d20 pull his machete out of his saddlebags and strike!
  1291. [05:12:30] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1292. [05:12:37] <RuffRiders> You strike!!!
  1293. [05:12:40] <RuffRiders> The ground!!!
  1294. [05:12:58] Aoyin is not 'avin' a giggle
  1295. [05:12:58] RuffRiders appreciates the gesture, though
  1296. [05:13:03] <RuffRiders> Dusk is up
  1297. [05:13:35] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20 chest slash
  1298. [05:13:36] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1299. [05:13:41] <Feldspar> [hue]
  1300. [05:13:48] <RuffRiders> More like chest SASH
  1301. [05:13:55] <Aoyin> [This is why I don't play late at night. Kek hates late-night adventurers]
  1302. [05:13:56] <RuffRiders> Ech...
  1303. [05:14:02] <RuffRiders> New round, roll init
  1304. [05:14:03] <COL_Dusk> [*Cries internally*[
  1305. [05:14:04] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20
  1306. [05:14:04] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1307. [05:14:05] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1308. [05:14:06] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1309. [05:14:06] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20
  1310. [05:14:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1311. [05:14:12] <Feldspar> !roll d20
  1312. [05:14:12] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1313. [05:14:14] <Phoenix_Down> !roll d20 okay no more weeaboo shit
  1314. [05:14:14] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1315. [05:14:15] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d20 Kek wants blood
  1316. [05:14:15] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1317. [05:14:18] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1318. [05:14:18] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1319. [05:14:21] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1320. [05:14:21] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1321. [05:14:28] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d7
  1322. [05:14:29] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1323. [05:14:40] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d20+3 swing at Mary
  1324. [05:14:40] <GameServ> (12) + 3 == 15
  1325. [05:14:45] <RuffRiders> !roll 1d8+1
  1326. [05:14:45] <GameServ> (4) + 1 == 5
  1327. [05:14:54] <RuffRiders> itbegins.jpg
  1328. [05:15:03] <Phoenix_Down> [panic intensifies]
  1329. [05:15:04] <RuffRiders> Booze is up
  1330. [05:15:11] <Booze_Hound> all out
  1331. [05:15:18] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+-2
  1332. [05:15:18] <GameServ> (18) + -2 == 16
  1333. [05:15:18] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20+-2
  1334. [05:15:19] <GameServ> (6) + -2 == 4
  1335. [05:15:22] <Mary_ONette> "Mutt please... I had worse"
  1336. [05:15:23] <RuffRiders> You hit once
  1337. [05:15:26] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
  1338. [05:15:26] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1339. [05:15:32] <Phoenix_Down> [what is this all out shit?]
  1340. [05:15:35] <Booze_Hound> [was all lethal]
  1341. [05:15:42] <Booze_Hound> [HA noob]
  1342. [05:15:42] <Phoenix_Down> [its it mud pone only?]
  1343. [05:15:43] <RuffRiders> Based Bartender
  1344. [05:16:06] <RuffRiders> ...Based in that it delivers... 5 HP rounded up
  1345. [05:16:14] <Feldspar> [all out attack lets you attacjk twice at the cost of +-4. earf have +2, so we cancel to +-2]
  1346. [05:16:37] <GreenHoof> [wait, what about 5HP?]
  1347. [05:16:38] <RuffRiders> Hoof is up
  1348. [05:16:47] <GreenHoof> [did he gain or lose 5HP?]
  1349. [05:16:52] <Aoyin> [This buff nigga eats damage]
  1350. [05:17:06] <RuffRiders> [[Damage modifier of .75 to all rolls for damage]
  1351. [05:17:19] <RuffRiders> [[We Final Form naow]
  1352. [05:17:23] <GreenHoof> !roll 1d20+2 to slash face with machete
  1353. [05:17:23] <GameServ> (12) + 2 == 14
  1354. [05:17:31] <RuffRiders> You miss, just barely.
  1355. [05:17:40] <GreenHoof> [YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS]
  1356. [05:17:45] <Feldspar> [an ac of 15?]
  1357. [05:17:47] <Phoenix_Down> [good lord]
  1358. [05:17:56] <COL_Dusk> [Sheeit]
  1359. [05:18:02] <RuffRiders> Dusk is up
  1360. [05:18:14] <COL_Dusk> !roll d20 charge stab
  1361. [05:18:14] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1362. [05:18:15] <Aoyin> [Looks like an AC of 15, with a .75 damage modifier. Pray to the lord that he has no buffs to his attack. THen again, 7v1]
  1363. [05:18:20] <COL_Dusk> !roll 1d8
  1364. [05:18:21] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1365. [05:18:25] <Booze_Hound> [YEA]
  1366. [05:18:26] <Aoyin> [DAMN NIGGA]
  1367. [05:18:26] <RuffRiders> THE DUSK DELIVERS
  1368. [05:18:43] <COL_Dusk> [You don't fuck with bat pones.]
  1369. [05:18:55] <RuffRiders> "...A murderer through and through... You're never gonna stop murdering... and you KNOW it..."
  1370. [05:18:56] <COL_Dusk> "YEAAAAAGHHH!"
  1371. [05:19:02] <Feldspar> [about 11 damage total, but still]
  1372. [05:19:27] COL_Dusk growls louder
  1373. [05:19:32] Able_Tome [[email protected]] is now known as Able_Tome|Sparkless
  1374. [05:19:58] <RuffRiders> Cliff dies, meeting up with his equally exciteable brother
  1375. [05:20:09] <RuffRiders> Everyone, roll a 100d100.
  1376. [05:20:14] <COL_Dusk> !roll 100d100
  1377. [05:20:15] <GameServ> 71, 92, 70, 70, 36, 86, 11, 15, 68, 63, 23, 46, 44, 5, 27, 6, 59, 20, 16, 60, 57, 88, 11, 33, 76, 62, 76, 91, 4, 80, 71, 77, 30, 50, 72, 46, 50, 98, 89, 86, 7, 12, 25, 31, 85, 5, 50, 81, 36, 57, 57, 39, 1, 91, 19, 59, 74, 1, 97, 35, 52, 34, 95, 26, 29, 49, 75, 24, 25, 39, 68, 55, 70, 5, 23, 61, 18, 47, 49, 43, 72, 55, 56, 100, 62, 78, 24, 17, 73, 72, 2, 87, 49, 45, 98, 85, 100, 47, 75, 65 == 5146
  1378. [05:20:16] <Feldspar> !roll 100d100
  1379. [05:20:16] <GameServ> 73, 73, 49, 65, 11, 32, 80, 76, 76, 52, 13, 84, 8, 15, 48, 17, 75, 41, 40, 23, 90, 94, 94, 53, 25, 64, 45, 80, 64, 86, 98, 22, 80, 68, 99, 61, 96, 83, 96, 97, 58, 7, 84, 21, 31, 17, 76, 24, 99, 51, 42, 79, 18, 24, 50, 81, 87, 29, 73, 36, 13, 15, 33, 22, 32, 4, 60, 63, 87, 36, 94, 4, 37, 92, 94, 57, 80, 100, 97, 44, 99, 66, 56, 4, 84, 13, 16, 49, 94, 38, 25, 62, 86, 20, 69, 23, 83, 8, 39, 37 == 5468
  1380. [05:20:18] <GreenHoof> !roll 100d100
  1381. [05:20:18] <GameServ> 1, 64, 44, 7, 98, 50, 88, 1, 1, 51, 68, 73, 18, 85, 89, 5, 94, 33, 32, 84, 72, 69, 31, 95, 93, 35, 39, 1, 33, 84, 54, 22, 91, 25, 3, 10, 90, 91, 32, 10, 26, 81, 32, 49, 93, 44, 87, 31, 74, 26, 53, 85, 96, 99, 73, 53, 76, 73, 33, 32, 60, 83, 47, 57, 16, 18, 17, 35, 10, 71, 45, 29, 12, 68, 77, 48, 5, 53, 63, 40, 85, 28, 5, 47, 87, 92, 20, 34, 43, 61, 100, 56, 74, 19, 96, 60, 54, 42, 22, 48 == 5109
  1382. [05:20:18] <Aoyin> !roll 100d100
  1383. [05:20:18] <GameServ> 95, 91, 81, 66, 10, 20, 37, 4, 41, 54, 24, 30, 42, 36, 95, 12, 49, 1, 69, 3, 21, 54, 3, 74, 67, 20, 4, 46, 11, 95, 13, 27, 98, 67, 15, 3, 42, 59, 62, 76, 91, 5, 39, 21, 95, 39, 73, 82, 65, 87, 8, 67, 22, 49, 85, 61, 64, 79, 41, 97, 54, 29, 90, 17, 88, 76, 22, 19, 99, 82, 22, 91, 98, 75, 66, 36, 2, 22, 67, 88, 2, 72, 77, 85, 77, 82, 10, 67, 23, 15, 100, 93, 2, 98, 55, 20, 23, 35, 36, 52 == 5054
  1384. [05:20:23] <Phoenix_Down> !roll 100d100
  1385. [05:20:23] <GameServ> 68, 95, 78, 23, 34, 33, 40, 86, 29, 29, 41, 31, 36, 98, 17, 37, 23, 42, 67, 40, 77, 24, 19, 22, 5, 50, 63, 2, 33, 95, 77, 79, 63, 100, 78, 84, 95, 95, 38, 63, 52, 11, 60, 49, 68, 63, 45, 59, 89, 72, 79, 10, 20, 33, 26, 9, 65, 37, 63, 56, 9, 30, 56, 66, 98, 56, 86, 41, 27, 78, 43, 26, 97, 24, 35, 54, 64, 23, 31, 37, 71, 80, 12, 3, 50, 35, 25, 27, 16, 17, 100, 61, 52, 57, 70, 44, 97, 9, 72, 27 == 4981
  1386. [05:20:25] <Mary_ONette> !roll 100d100
  1387. [05:20:25] <GameServ> 28, 65, 56, 68, 61, 52, 67, 16, 51, 2, 80, 57, 56, 8, 52, 54, 50, 92, 5, 94, 46, 37, 86, 90, 59, 5, 63, 29, 95, 46, 5, 77, 52, 38, 68, 60, 2, 80, 27, 81, 7, 86, 31, 56, 8, 56, 75, 9, 51, 99, 81, 87, 7, 51, 17, 77, 88, 4, 17, 43, 100, 35, 60, 83, 35, 97, 88, 46, 36, 53, 57, 92, 80, 34, 85, 74, 39, 47, 27, 30, 35, 31, 60, 97, 3, 67, 5, 97, 56, 47, 4, 65, 53, 54, 31, 3, 92, 17, 80, 22 == 5127
  1388. [05:20:34] <Phoenix_Down> [we are going for lowest number right?]
  1389. [05:20:45] <RuffRiders> Feldspar gets the Diamond-Studded Flail!
  1390. [05:20:51] <Booze_Hound> !roll 100d100
  1391. [05:20:52] <GameServ> 77, 67, 14, 99, 87, 79, 68, 93, 77, 40, 67, 81, 69, 13, 29, 81, 23, 25, 60, 94, 82, 96, 20, 13, 90, 96, 23, 69, 97, 20, 25, 40, 31, 63, 27, 68, 86, 32, 65, 68, 11, 70, 58, 88, 83, 60, 20, 87, 79, 58, 80, 48, 63, 64, 44, 77, 67, 57, 21, 15, 6, 39, 49, 16, 75, 88, 14, 1, 56, 1, 86, 63, 92, 89, 81, 74, 30, 13, 10, 64, 6, 66, 14, 82, 82, 67, 12, 40, 26, 34, 56, 81, 53, 18, 8, 18, 29, 8, 12, 92 == 5255
  1392. [05:21:03] <Aoyin> [thisnigger.jpg]
  1393. [05:21:10] RuffRiders [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1394. [05:21:27] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1395. [05:21:35] Mary_ONette reattaches her staff and puts it away.
  1396. [05:21:39] COL_Dusk stares at the dead dog for a moment, tears starting to stream from his eyes
  1397. [05:21:42] Feldspar closes the diamond dog's eyes, saying a small prayer. She then picks the mace up, stuffing it in her bag
  1398. [05:21:44] <GreenLightGM> Ah, the lives of the honorale thieves.
  1399. [05:21:47] <GreenLightGM> One of irony
  1400. [05:21:51] <GreenLightGM> One of paradoxes
  1401. [05:21:53] COL_Dusk whispers "he's right.."
  1402. [05:22:09] <Feldspar> [Don't worry, the mace will be retconned]
  1403. [05:22:11] SunShower [[email protected]] is now known as Alicorn_Sun_Shower
  1404. [05:22:18] <Phoenix_Down> "oh quit your sniveling dusk, you would rather him have killed GL?"
  1405. [05:22:34] <GreenLightGM> Stats for the mace:  It's a fucking mace.  With diamonds in the handle.  D8
  1406. [05:22:45] <COL_Dusk> "It's not about that!"
  1407. [05:22:46] <GreenLightGM> *Honorable thieves, even
  1408. [05:22:50] <Booze_Hound> [search DD body?]
  1409. [05:22:50] <COL_Dusk> "He's right!"
  1410. [05:22:52] Feldspar pats Duk on the back "You aren't a murderer. He attacked you, hell he started the fight."
  1411. [05:22:56] <COL_Dusk> "I'm nothing but a murderer!"
  1412. [05:23:01] <GreenLightGM> See, funny thing about the word honorable.
  1413. [05:23:02] Phoenix_Down wants to search the corpse for lewt
  1414. [05:23:06] <COL_Dusk> "All I've done is killed!"
  1415. [05:23:12] Mary_ONette stretches and sighs
  1416. [05:23:16] <Booze_Hound> [already claimed recard]
  1417. [05:23:16] <Feldspar> [>not lewdt]
  1418. [05:23:17] <GreenLightGM> It's, like, TOTALLY an opinion
  1419. [05:23:20] <Mary_ONette> "We all have..."
  1420. [05:23:23] <COL_Dusk> "I even killed Silver! One of us!"
  1421. [05:23:41] <GreenLightGM> And when all that's held dear to us is lost?
  1422. [05:23:44] Aoyin stares down at the body, tilting his head slightly.
  1423. [05:23:57] Mary_ONette takes the collar
  1424. [05:23:58] <GreenLightGM> Well, our perspectives of 'honorable', and what it means, will shift.
  1425. [05:24:03] GreenHoof walks up to Dusk, eyes welling up with tears, putting a hoof on his shoulder "You... you're not a murderer..."
  1426. [05:24:10] <Mary_ONette> "I'll bury him."
  1427. [05:24:15] <Quicksilver> [/me liberates the mace from the party :3]
  1428. [05:24:18] <Booze_Hound> [can we search DD body?]
  1429. [05:24:29] <GreenLightGM> An eye for an eye is certainly an honorable code, no?
  1430. [05:24:33] Nova_Flux [[email protected]] is now known as StarFlux
  1431. [05:24:34] <Feldspar> [Retcon Quick?]
  1432. [05:24:38] <GreenHoof> [no, it's not.]
  1433. [05:24:47] <COL_Dusk> "Green.. you've seen me. You've seen what I do, what I stand or. That's all I am.."
  1434. [05:24:51] <GreenLightGM> [It is searched.  Mary gets the collar, DD is nude now]
  1435. [05:24:56] Mary_ONette begins digging a grave for Cliff
  1436. [05:25:00] <Phoenix_Down> [depends on your definition of honor]
  1437. [05:25:09] Feldspar helps dig silently
  1438. [05:25:09] <Booze_Hound> [can i skin it?]
  1439. [05:25:14] <Feldspar> [no.]
  1440. [05:25:17] COL_Dusk gallops off towards the town, tears flowing from his eyes
  1441. [05:25:23] <GreenLightGM> Well, when 'Eye for an Eye' gets you revenge for the loss of your loved one...
  1442. [05:25:24] <GreenHoof> "You stand for protecting people..."
  1443. [05:25:24] <Booze_Hound> [light, can i skin it?]
  1444. [05:25:25] <Phoenix_Down> [it doesn't have any neat gems on it to loot?]
  1445. [05:25:26] StarFlux [[email protected]] is now known as Nova_Flux
  1446. [05:25:37] <Booze_Hound> [no recard]
  1447. [05:25:39] <GreenLightGM> Suddenly it become a lot more attractive.
  1448. [05:25:39] <Feldspar> [it makes the whole world blind]
  1449. [05:25:47] <COL_Dusk> [muh edgy storyline[
  1450. [05:25:52] GreenHoof looks down at the ground, thinking of the two ponies he killed...
  1451. [05:25:54] <GreenLightGM> This marks the end of Dr. Light's Wild Ride 3.
  1452. [05:26:04] Mary_ONette places Cliff in the hole and covers the hole "Dude...you'll see your brother now."
  1453. [05:26:21] <COL_Dusk> [Bawb, that was great]
  1454. [05:26:28] Booze_Hound slices off ear
  1455. [05:26:28] <GreenLightGM> The exit, the town, and the vulnerable green pegasus with no clue of what's happened lie to your left.
  1456. [05:26:29] <COL_Dusk> [All these feels]
  1457. [05:26:34] GreenHoof walks over to Feldspar "You alright?"
  1458. [05:26:42] Feldspar stops diging, helping fill the hole, and hugs GreenHoof "Brother, I know what you're thinking. It wasn't murder."
  1459. [05:26:54] <GreenLightGM> [[GOOD ENDING ACHIEVED]]
  1460. [05:27:04] <GreenHoof> "H-huh?"
  1461. [05:27:05] <Feldspar> [we paragon shepones]
  1462. [05:27:07] <GreenLightGM> [Or, as good as it gets]
  1463. [05:27:32] <Feldspar> "The way you looked? You were thinking of the ponies you killed."
  1464. [05:27:36] <Quicksilver> !roll d20 for rocks to fall and you die
  1465. [05:27:36] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1466. [05:27:40] Aoyin mutters, "An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth... Makes the whole world blind, and starves everyone... Then why..." He shakes his head, putting his machete away.
  1467. [05:27:50] <GreenHoof> "I'm tired of this... tired of the killing. It's just gonna keep happening..."
  1468. [05:27:51] <Quicksilver> !roll d20 for the rocks are now mind rays
  1469. [05:27:52] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1470. [05:28:06] <GreenLightGM> Just a thing to think about.
  1471. [05:28:14] <Feldspar> [where are the diamonds? The handle or the hitting side?]
  1472. [05:28:17] <GreenHoof> [Quick pls. Go molest your loli some more]
  1473. [05:28:24] <GreenLightGM> If Cliff murdered Feldspar, what would you have done?
  1474. [05:28:25] Mary_ONette places the collar in her bag and stretches more "Eh"
  1475. [05:28:30] <COL_Dusk> [my character has broken. let the edgy story begin]
  1476. [05:28:40] <GreenLightGM> [Sorry Dusk ;_;]
  1477. [05:28:49] Feldspar hugs GreenHoof "I know. Me too."
  1478. [05:28:50] <COL_Dusk> [Nono, this is great]
  1479. [05:28:56] <COL_Dusk> [I've been needing some feely feels
  1480. [05:29:15] <Nova_Flux> [This just got retconned]
  1481. [05:29:18] <Nova_Flux> [Shut it down]
  1482. [05:29:25] <Nova_Flux> [sorry orders put through]
  1483. [05:29:29] <Nova_Flux> [shut it down, go home]
  1484. [05:29:30] <Booze_Hound> [great the fun police are here]
  1485. [05:29:33] <Nova_Flux> [dispursed]
  1486. [05:29:39] <Feldspar> [why? A mace? We can say it didn't exist]
  1487. [05:29:41] GreenLightGM_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1488. [05:29:44] GreenLightGM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1489. [05:29:44] <Nova_Flux> [ I'm just fucking with you guys]
  1490. [05:29:50] <GreenLightGM_> [I know]
  1491. [05:29:51] <GreenHoof> "L-let's just go home..."
  1492. [05:29:59] GreenLightGM_ [[email protected]] is now known as GreenLight
  1493. [05:30:00] <Aoyin> [I was about to say. I will wreck your shit, Ms. Flux]
  1494. [05:30:01] <Feldspar> [Nova, you are the rusemaster]
  1495. [05:30:12] <Nova_Flux> [went good Light, you need more practice and you should GM smaller things]
  1496. [05:30:19] <COL_Dusk> [My jimmies have been saved, I read the spoiler first.]
  1497. [05:30:19] Phoenix_Down lets out a low sigh, this adventure doing nothing to displace his negative feels
  1498. [05:30:21] <Mary_ONette> "I'll stay here for a bit..." sits infront of the grave.
  1499. [05:30:34] <GreenLight> [Phew, first story-intensive mission complete!~]
  1500. [05:30:42] Feldspar pats Mary's back "Take the time you need."
  1501. [05:30:43] <GreenLight> [Sorry if it was edgy... whatchu guys think?]
  1502. [05:30:50] <Feldspar> [good]
  1503. [05:30:53] Booze_Hound looking at at DD ear "I'll be at the inn if you need me."
  1504. [05:30:58] <Nova_Flux> [7/10-pretty gud]
  1505. [05:31:02] <Booze_Hound> [needs more loot]
  1506. [05:31:05] <Feldspar> [I like the loot]
  1507. [05:31:09] <Mary_ONette> [I enjoyed it.]
  1508. [05:31:13] <Nova_Flux> [>More loot]
  1509. [05:31:14] <Nova_Flux> [No]
  1510. [05:31:15] <Booze_Hound> [good/10]
  1511. [05:31:22] <COL_Dusk> [10/10 character development]
  1512. [05:31:23] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
  1513. [05:31:27] <Nova_Flux> [what was the loot again?]
  1514. [05:31:28] <Aoyin> [Mi gusta'd. Wish I didn't get a call right when the juicy stuff happened, Ao would have been all over that shit.]
  1515. [05:31:41] GreenLight was hoping for an adequate/10, so he's conent
  1516. [05:31:46] <GreenLight> *content, even
  1517. [05:32:18] Feldspar nods, leading GreenHoof back
  1518. [05:32:24] <Booze_Hound> [mace and dog collar]
  1519. [05:32:33] Mary_ONette looks at the grave silently
  1520. [05:32:35] Nova_Flux [[email protected]] is now known as Aero_Flux
  1521. [05:32:44] Booze_Hound walks off whistling
  1522. [05:32:54] Aero_Flux [[email protected]] is now known as Nova_Flux
  1523. [05:32:56] Aoyin stares at the grave for a minute or so, then turns and walks back to town.
  1524. [05:32:56] Phoenix_Down looks over the group, before speaking out in a high pitched squeaky voice "lets just... lets just go"
  1525. [05:33:01] GreenHoof follows
  1526. [05:33:07] <GreenLight> [Comments and critiques?]
  1527. [05:33:08] <COL_Dusk> [hue]
  1528. [05:33:10] <Nova_Flux> [That loot seems lewd]
  1529. [05:33:11] GreenHoof follows Feldspar back
  1530. [05:33:24] <Phoenix_Down> [/me walks away from yet another adventure empty handed]
  1531. [05:33:27] <Booze_Hound> [more loot is my only thing]
  1532. [05:33:30] Feldspar nuzzles GreenHoof "It'll be okay..."
  1533. [05:33:41] Phoenix_Down trots back to the town, empty handed and empty hearted
  1534. [05:33:46] <Nova_Flux> [>implying loot=better adventure]
  1535. [05:33:50] <Nova_Flux> [MMO fag plz]
  1536. [05:33:51] GreenHoof nods "I know..."
  1537. [05:33:55] Feldspar has the pimpmace
  1538. [05:34:08] Feldspar is content ooc
  1539. [05:34:27] Mary_ONette has a collar she'll give to Remy or Amael
  1540. [05:34:38] GreenLight absconds back to the realm of IC, where he lives in complete, ignorant bliss
  1541. [05:34:42] <GreenHoof> [Alright I REALLY want to talk to GreenLight on what happened IC, but I need to go to bed. Sorry.]
  1542. [05:34:49] <Feldspar> [bu-bu the collars a little big for a squirrel]
  1543. [05:34:53] <Booze_Hound> [no it means i get something out of it.]
  1544. [05:34:59] <GreenHoof> [Goodnight.]
  1545. [05:35:05] <Aoyin> [Noit Hoof]
  1546. [05:35:08] <Feldspar> [Good Night!]
  1547. [05:35:09] <Booze_Hound> [night]
  1548. [05:35:18] <GreenLight> [Night Hoof!  We'll talk tomorrow~]
  1549. [05:35:19] <Phoenix_Down> [night fgt]
  1550. [05:35:20] <COL_Dusk> [noit hewf]
  1551. [05:35:34] GreenHoof [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1552. [05:36:00] <Mary_ONette> [Remy it is]
  1553. [05:36:02] <COL_Dusk> [I've got a comment. I like how you used the enemies to point out our characters insecurities and flaws.
  1554. [05:36:20] <COL_Dusk> [I also like how they weren't exactly "evil."]
  1555. [05:36:27] <Mary_ONette> [^]
  1556. [05:36:35] <Phoenix_Down> [/me did not get the "not exactly evil
  1557. [05:36:36] <Feldspar> [yup. I liked the smart chaotic neutral diamond dogs]
  1558. [05:36:38] <COL_Dusk> [two or three left instead of all of them gangbanging us for no reason]
  1559. [05:36:48] <Booze_Hound> [ya]
  1560. [05:36:53] <Phoenix_Down> [fucking enter, get away from the parenthasees]
  1561. [05:36:59] <Feldspar> [I hate the 'dumb bad doge' style]
  1562. [05:37:35] <Feldspar> [Alright, good night~!
  1563. [05:37:39] <GreenLight> Night Feld!
  1564. [05:37:44] <COL_Dusk> [noit feld[
  1565. [05:38:19] <GreenLight> Also, only way Cliff would've survived is if you somehow convinced him GL was missing too, and that they both probably were attacked by a giant creature
  1566. [05:39:30] Mary_ONette sighs and walks back to town
  1567. [05:39:53] <Booze_Hound> damn
  1568. [05:40:09] <GreenLight> So, good job guys.   You goody two shoes honest moralfags.  *grumblegrumble*
  1569. [05:40:21] <Booze_Hound> i was trying to go to he's dead too
  1570. [05:40:30] <Aoyin> [I was going to go for that. Because you know, they were obviously looking for him, and we knew that they were thieves. BUT THEN HOOF BABBLED IT]
  1571. [05:40:45] <GreenLight> Hue, yeah
  1572. [05:40:58] Feldspar [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1573. [05:41:36] <Booze_Hound> no one lets me be a diplomay
  1574. [05:41:42] <Booze_Hound> diplomat*
  1575. [05:42:32] <GreenLight> You were doing good till Hoof babbled
  1576. [05:42:51] <Booze_Hound> #blame flip
  1577. [05:42:52] <GreenLight> But then you ended up being truthful, which the other 3 DD appreciated
  1578. [05:44:21] GreenLight [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1579. [05:44:50] Booze_Hound [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP
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