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Bob's Wild Ride

By: IkeaPone on Jul 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 107.95 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. 0 ### Log session started at Sun Jul 28 00:00:00 2013 ###
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  32. 25 [04:26:43] <GoldenTouch> BOB
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  34. 25 [04:26:49] <GoldenTouch> me and star got spats
  35. 25 [04:26:58] <Fine_Grind> here
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  38. 25 [04:27:07] <GingerAle> [DID SOMEONE SAY WOODS!?]
  39. 25 [04:27:17] <Aoyin> [REPORTAN]
  40. 25 [04:27:24] <Al_Dente> [[ any chance of tagging along? ]]
  41. 25 [04:27:28] <Al_Dente> [[ for bees of course ]]
  42. 25 [04:27:45] <Aoyin> !roll d100 AWKWARDNESS INTENSIFYING
  43. 25 [04:27:45] <GameServ> 84 == 84
  44. 25 [04:27:49] <GingerAle> [I need to go for honey. And lemon trees.]
  45. 25 [04:27:54] <Aoyin> [Welp. Sorry Dente. Kek demands]
  46. 25 [04:28:00] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for ok
  47. 25 [04:28:00] <GameServ> 55 == 55
  48. 25 [04:28:06] <Al_Dente> [[ ...ok... ]]
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  50. 32 [04:28:22] GoldenTouch flys in with star on his back
  51. 37 [04:28:24] Able_Tome [[email protected]] is now known as Able_Tome|AFK
  52. 32 [04:28:27] GoldenTouch is super hero
  53. 25 [04:28:42] <Bob_GM> T-minus 15 minutes until Bob's Wild Ride begins!
  54. 25 [04:29:12] <Bob_GM> Please play your favorite choice of elevator music as I wrap things up IC at the Docks- I MEAN PREPARE THE ADVENTURE
  55. 25 [04:29:19] <Aoyin> !roll d100 to use Pagan Pone Magic to force Golden to give up his supar pawars
  56. 25 [04:29:19] <GameServ> 45 == 45
  57. 25 [04:29:30] <Aoyin> Welp
  58. 32 [04:29:48] GoldenTouch will never give up
  59. 25 [04:30:02] <Starlight> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8]
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  62. 25 [04:30:40] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93C63lAEKwk
  63. 32 [04:30:48] Booze_Hound stumbles around
  64. 25 [04:30:57] <Aoyin> I prefer the music going on in Chere's stream
  65. 25 [04:31:00] <GoldenTouch> hue
  66. 25 [04:31:01] <Booze_Hound> [dat image]
  67. 25 [04:31:11] <Fine_Grind> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pSlu2okpqM
  68. 25 [04:31:37] <Bob_GM> Yeah, Chere's stream does have good music
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  71. 25 [04:31:55] <GoldenTouch> very nice if i do say so
  72. 25 [04:31:57] <GoldenTouch> >bob
  73. 25 [04:32:02] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [just watching also you might find me if you go to the right part of the woods]
  74. 25 [04:32:05] <GoldenTouch> >i need to finish my lost woods map
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  76. 25 [04:32:42] <GreenHoof> [what's the adventure?]
  77. 25 [04:33:27] <Booze_Hound> [were off to see the wizard ]
  78. 25 [04:33:34] <GoldenTouch> [we go on murderhobo quest]
  79. 25 [04:34:20] <GreenHoof> [nice]
  80. 25 [04:34:27] <GreenHoof> [What will you be doing?]
  81. 25 [04:34:27] <Aoyin> Hurdurhobo the wizard?
  82. 25 [04:34:50] <Aoyin> And I'm sad. I haven't gotten my kata(or machete, not sure which is being made] yet
  83. 25 [04:34:56] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlZvM8XAvp8
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  85. 25 [04:35:07] <GoldenTouch> I AM REAL SUPER SAND
  86. 25 [04:35:08] <Booze_Hound> [machete is starting]
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  89. 25 [04:35:40] <GreenHoof> [Bob what's the adventure?]
  90. 25 [04:35:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d100 to slaughter a hoard of evil plushies
  91. 25 [04:35:50] <GameServ> 66 == 66
  92. 25 [04:35:58] <GreenHoof> >66
  93. 25 [04:36:05] <GoldenTouch> SATAN
  94. 25 [04:36:07] <Bob_GM> There's a disturbance in the woods... And you guys want to find out what it is!
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  98. 25 [04:36:43] <Bob_GM> Can I get a rollcall?
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  100. 25 [04:37:11] <Booze_Hound> booze hound
  101. 25 [04:37:28] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch
  102. 25 [04:37:41] <Rolling_Point> rolling
  103. 25 [04:37:50] <Starlight> Conway Twitty
  104. 25 [04:38:03] <Aoyin> Herpin' derpin' into harr
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  106. 25 [04:38:20] <TheHarlemGlobetrotters> "Globetrotters reporting for duty"
  107. 25 [04:38:30] <Booze_Hound> [nope no basket ball players]
  108. 25 [04:38:30] <Aoyin> [Hue]
  109. 25 [04:38:42] <Bob_GM> Filthy nohooves need not apply
  110. 25 [04:38:47] <Rolling_Point> Rip Stakeface on the scene
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  112. 32 [04:38:52] TheHarlemGlobetrotters now gives them all hooves
  113. 25 [04:38:55] <Red_Leader> "Red leader standing by"
  114. 25 [04:38:58] <Aoyin> May we hurthooves apply?
  115. 25 [04:39:04] <GreenHoof> "Red Army standing by"
  116. 37 [04:39:22] Rolling_Point [[email protected]] is now known as BookFort
  117. 37 [04:39:32] TheHarlemGlobetrotters [[email protected]] is now known as RedLobster
  118. 25 [04:39:37] <BookFort> "red leader... come in red leader."
  119. 25 [04:39:44] <Booze_Hound> [go back to futurama or scooby doo]
  120. 25 [04:39:49] <RedLobster> [hue]
  121. 25 [04:39:50] <Fine_Grind> Red Popsicle standing by
  122. 25 [04:39:51] <Bob_GM> OOookay.  First things first.  No rolling unless I ask, okay?  Anyone who breaks this rule will be shamed and take 1 HP damage through shameful means.
  123. 25 [04:39:55] <Red_Leader> "This is red leader, we read you loud and clear, BookFort."
  124. 37 [04:40:06] RedLobster [[email protected]] is now known as The-Detroit-Hoofers
  125. 25 [04:40:08] <Booze_Hound> ok
  126. 25 [04:40:11] <The-Detroit-Hoofers> "We good to roll?"
  127. 25 [04:40:11] <Aoyin> Alrighty
  128. 25 [04:40:15] <BookFort> [we hear you bob, shame us]
  129. 25 [04:40:15] <The-Detroit-Hoofers> "we have hooves"
  130. 25 [04:40:19] <Fine_Grind> [cherry though so cash]
  131. 25 [04:40:26] <Aoyin> Hazubeki desu
  132. 25 [04:40:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take a damage
  133. 25 [04:40:33] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  134. 25 [04:40:43] <GreenHoof> (I'm not participating Bob I'm just lurking)
  135. 25 [04:40:43] <BookFort> "what's your 20 red lobster? report."
  136. 25 [04:40:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take another and enouth
  137. 25 [04:40:47] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  138. 25 [04:40:56] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to make bob kill me
  139. 25 [04:40:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  140. 25 [04:40:57] <Bob_GM> Golden has 8 HP!
  141. 25 [04:41:07] <GoldenTouch> I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
  142. 25 [04:41:08] <Bob_GM> Golden has 7 HP!
  143. 25 [04:41:16] <Aoyin> Hue
  144. 25 [04:41:33] <Aoyin> Hazubekize, Golden-chan
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  150. 25 [04:43:10] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take a damage
  151. 25 [04:43:10] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  152. 25 [04:43:18] <Bob_GonkMan> Golden has 6 HP!
  153. 32 [04:43:23] GoldenTouch must bring honor to his family
  154. 25 [04:43:25] <FeatherDuster> ( Golden why )
  155. 25 [04:43:26] <Bob_GonkMan> Okay.  Starting now!
  156. 25 [04:43:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 for seduku
  157. 25 [04:43:33] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  158. 25 [04:43:40] <GoldenTouch> >didnt see that
  159. 25 [04:43:42] <GoldenTouch> redo
  160. 25 [04:43:46] <Bob_GonkMan> Post name, race, equipment and sexual orientation!
  161. 25 [04:43:52] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> (?)
  162. 25 [04:43:52] <Bob_GonkMan> Golden has 5 HP!
  163. 25 [04:43:53] <Rolling_Point> [golden, you are bad T.T]
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  165. 25 [04:44:08] <Booze_Hound> [did you mean seppuku?]
  166. 25 [04:44:20] <Starlight> [Booze... It's time to stop posting.]
  167. 25 [04:44:28] <Bob_GonkMan> If Golden apologizes and says 'Bob is awesome' he will have 10 HP again!
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  169. 25 [04:44:40] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch Pegasus, sword and saddlebags +echo, Bobs mother
  170. 25 [04:44:43] <FeatherDuster> [ Feather Duster, Earth, Saddlebag, dagger, rope, and technically gay? ]
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  173. 25 [04:44:58] <Bob_GonkMan> [Al, not too late to join!]
  174. 37 [04:45:02] Bob_GonkMan [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  175. 25 [04:45:04] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 bob is awsome
  176. 25 [04:45:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  177. 25 [04:45:12] <Bob_GM> Golden has 9 HP!
  178. 25 [04:45:14] <FeatherDuster> >d10 ]
  179. 25 [04:45:24] <GoldenTouch> bob is super duper awseome~
  180. 25 [04:45:31] <Rolling_Point> Rolling Point, pegasus, rope, saddlebags, fire starter, stone knife, wooden spear, straight i suppose
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  182. 32 [04:45:37] Bob_GM does not hear an apology~
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  184. 25 [04:46:04] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch Pegasus, sword and saddlebags +echo, i'm a plant and reproduce asexualy
  185. 25 [04:46:16] <Starlight> [Starlight, Unicorn, Leather-Padded Cloak, saddlebags, black-iron dagger named Carlton, Attracted to kitchenware]
  186. 25 [04:46:18] <Aoyin> [Aoyin, Bat, Saddlebags: Club, firestarter, log book, blanket; TOTALLY ASEXUAL]
  187. 25 [04:46:36] <Fine_Grind> Pegasus, Rope, spear, BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT, bags
  188. 25 [04:47:00] <Bob_GM> Okay, here's the situation nigs
  189. 25 [04:47:00] <Booze_Hound> Booze Hound Mud pony, Spear, molotov x2, fire starter
  190. 25 [04:47:12] <GoldenTouch> Bob~ will you forgive me in my darkest of times, will you wipe me of my sins such as a holy father would, bob i seek your forgiveness not because you ask me to, but because deep down i know you deserve it...I have wronged and this is the only way to reclaim my honor
  191. 25 [04:47:20] <Bob_GM> Golden has 10 HP!
  192. 25 [04:47:22] <Bob_GM> Anyways
  193. 25 [04:47:26] <GoldenTouch> Me is now able
  194. 25 [04:47:35] <Strong_Metal> [you guys are having a rp in the middle of the night?]
  195. 25 [04:47:37] <Rolling_Point> [but not willing...]
  196. 25 [04:47:43] <GoldenTouch> hue
  197. 25 [04:47:51] <Booze_Hound> [-_- 9:47 for me]
  198. 25 [04:47:55] <Aoyin> [Yurp. Based Batpone Leader here]
  199. 25 [04:48:07] <GoldenTouch> its 12:47 for me
  200. 25 [04:48:10] <Bob_GM> You've been hearing a disturbance in the woods [hue Rolling] for the longest time... And now think that it's time to get shit done!
  201. 25 [04:48:21] <Rolling_Point> [i don't sleep, motherfuckers, all that yackin and bourbon.]
  202. 25 [04:48:40] <Bob_GM> You all converge at the forest entrance.  Make small talk for 5 minutes because muh realism
  203. 25 [04:48:50] <GoldenTouch> "Howdy everyone"
  204. 25 [04:49:00] <Starlight> "How about them red sox?"
  205. 25 [04:49:00] <GoldenTouch> "Shall we converce in small talk?"
  206. 25 [04:49:09] <Booze_Hound> "so anyone know what is going on in there?"
  207. 25 [04:49:11] <Fine_Grind> [beast coast]
  208. 25 [04:49:14] <Starlight> "For how long?"
  209. 25 [04:49:18] <Aoyin> "'Ey." Yawns, "Sure is dark out here- OH WAIT~"
  210. 25 [04:49:23] <FeatherDuster> " Red socks? I like white ones. "
  211. 25 [04:49:25] <GoldenTouch> "Oh i dunno"
  212. 25 [04:49:31] <GoldenTouch> "Like 5 minutes maybe"
  213. 32 [04:49:31] Rolling_Point pops his head out of his tree fort home, thirty feet above the forest floor. "what the hell is all this racket?"
  214. 25 [04:49:40] <GoldenTouch> "I'M BURNING DOWN YOUR TREE"
  215. 25 [04:49:42] <Starlight> "So this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down,"
  216. 32 [04:49:48] Aoyin looks up. "You don't know?" He looks down, "He doesn't know, guise."
  217. 25 [04:50:04] <FeatherDuster> " He doesn't know?! "
  218. 32 [04:50:05] GoldenTouch scoffs are rolling "How does he not know~"
  219. 25 [04:50:07] <Fine_Grind> "we know he doesnt know"
  220. 32 [04:50:07] Starlight drops the bass.
  221. 25 [04:50:15] <Rolling_Point> "get out, i'm piss!" Rolling climbs down from his house.
  222. 25 [04:50:16] <GoldenTouch> >scoff at
  223. 25 [04:50:18] <Fine_Grind> "that why were here"
  224. 25 [04:50:28] <Bob_GM> Shhh... Do you guys hear that?
  225. 25 [04:50:34] <GoldenTouch> np
  226. 25 [04:50:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20 sneaking
  227. 25 [04:50:35] <GameServ> 13, 7, 4, 19, 19, 3, 15, 6, 8, 11, 18, 13, 10, 2, 11 == 159
  228. 25 [04:50:35] <GoldenTouch> no
  229. 25 [04:50:42] <Bob_GM> Let's see...
  230. 32 [04:50:43] FeatherDuster listens
  231. 25 [04:50:53] <Aoyin> [Oh god that is horrifying]
  232. 25 [04:51:08] <Bob_GM> You hear 6 menacing rustling bushes deeper in the woods... What do?
  233. 32 [04:51:09] GoldenTouch uses his ears to listen~
  234. 25 [04:51:39] <Booze_Hound> "you all hear that?"
  235. 25 [04:51:39] <GoldenTouch> "I say we leave them alone...."
  236. 32 [04:51:47] Rolling_Point whirls, his stone knife unsheathed. "the hell...?"
  237. 32 [04:51:47] FeatherDuster moves closer to the bushes cautiously
  238. 32 [04:51:48] Fine_Grind readies BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
  239. 25 [04:51:49] <Booze_Hound> "i'm with golden"
  240. 32 [04:51:56] Aoyin uses his superior bat eyes to look for whatever was making the MENECING rustles."
  241. 25 [04:52:00] <Starlight> "Let's kill it and eat their livers."
  242. 25 [04:52:13] <GoldenTouch> >AOYIN WHAT DO YOUR BATPONY EYES SEE!
  243. 25 [04:52:24] <Rolling_Point> "bah, what's a liver without fava beans?"
  244. 25 [04:52:41] <Booze_Hound> "not eating the heart for their courage"
  245. 25 [04:52:52] <Aoyin> "Can I drink it's menecing blood before you get its liver? Shit's tasty."
  246. 25 [04:52:55] <GoldenTouch> "Not a liver, thats what it is"
  247. 25 [04:52:58] <Bob_GM> Aoyin sees...
  248. 32 [04:53:01] FeatherDuster rolls his eyes at the others and smirks
  249. 25 [04:53:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
  250. 25 [04:53:02] <GameServ> 11, 11, 18, 2, 3, 7, 5, 6, 8, 12, 12, 6, 5, 4, 2 == 112
  251. 25 [04:53:07] <Bob_GM> Wow
  252. 32 [04:53:09] Starlight hold out her dagger. "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
  253. 25 [04:53:17] <Fine_Grind> "not eating the stomach for their wisdom"
  254. 25 [04:53:27] <Bob_GM> Aoyin sees approximately 28 eyeballs staring directly back at him
  255. 25 [04:53:29] <GoldenTouch> >bob do you have a problem with the crossbow sword
  256. 25 [04:53:59] <FeatherDuster> [>28 eyes oh shit ]
  257. 25 [04:54:02] <Aoyin> "... Um. Guys? Yeah, that's about... Ten? Ten-ish things? Umm..."
  258. 25 [04:54:24] <GoldenTouch> [They need 1-800 contacts....]
  259. 25 [04:54:29] <Fine_Grind> "you mean 14? jesus"
  260. 25 [04:54:29] <Rolling_Point> [14 of the 15 bad things suck at hiding!]
  261. 25 [04:54:30] <Booze_Hound> "ya, no let's avoid that"
  262. 25 [04:54:45] <FeatherDuster> " Ten-ish? "
  263. 25 [04:54:52] <Aoyin> [>implying I'm not realistically approximating]
  264. 25 [04:55:01] <GoldenTouch> "So? no blindly charging in?
  265. 25 [04:55:05] <Bob_GM> The bushes rustle internally for a couple seconds... but soon they stop.
  266. 25 [04:55:15] <Aoyin> [RUSTLES INTERNALLY]
  267. 25 [04:55:30] <GoldenTouch> >inb4 giant bees
  268. 25 [04:55:31] <FeatherDuster> " Of course not Golden, we should do things steady. "
  269. 25 [04:55:41] <Rolling_Point> [RUSTLES EXISTENSIALLY]
  270. 25 [04:55:49] <Booze_Hound> >inby one monster with 28 eyes
  271. 32 [04:55:58] Aoyin pulls his club out. "You know what? It's late at night, I'm a little drunk, and my hoof hurts- Want to go in and wreck 'em?"
  272. 25 [04:56:07] <GoldenTouch> "No.... not really"
  273. 25 [04:56:07] <Rolling_Point> [omg marlboro noes]
  274. 25 [04:56:22] <Booze_Hound> "no i like my shin attached to me"
  275. 32 [04:56:30] FeatherDuster takes a step back, " Eheh..."
  276. 25 [04:56:32] <Booze_Hound> skin* but what ever
  277. 25 [04:56:40] <Rolling_Point> "i like my parts, yeah..."
  278. 25 [04:56:49] <Fine_Grind> "im really drunk, so yes, ill do it"
  279. 25 [04:56:54] <Bob_GM> Daily reminder my adventures have approximately 20 endings... Some of which would result in making this noncanon
  280. 32 [04:57:01] Aoyin looks around. "... Oh fine the- HIPSTER YOU GLORIOUS PERSON~"
  281. 25 [04:57:01] <Bob_GM> But it shouldn't come to that
  282. 25 [04:57:09] <Bob_GM> Unless you nigs are stupid
  283. 25 [04:57:19] <Rolling_Point> [>unless]
  284. 25 [04:57:27] <Aoyin> [>implying]
  285. 25 [04:57:43] <Aoyin> [Am I a bad person if I want to push for the worst ending? hue]
  286. 25 [04:57:50] <Fine_Grind> [you should expect us to be helmet retarded]
  287. 25 [04:57:55] <Bob_GM> I am
  288. 25 [04:58:01] <FeatherDuster> [ Bittersweet endings are best ]
  289. 25 [04:58:02] <Starlight> [As long as the boss battle doesn't take 4 hours]
  290. 25 [04:58:08] <Bob_GM> Anyways.
  291. 20 [04:58:24] Boris_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  292. 25 [04:58:26] <Bob_GM> You could either NOPE back into town, ending it here OR follow the rustles.
  293. 25 [04:58:29] <Aoyin> [Star I am sorry...]
  294. 25 [04:58:31] <GoldenTouch> [#blamegm]
  295. 32 [04:58:38] Rolling_Point looks into the bushes. he shrugs, picking up a rock and tossing it in.
  296. 25 [04:58:46] <Starlight> [The shadows I forgive you for, but da beez...]
  297. 25 [04:58:46] <Booze_Hound> "screw it time to nut up or shut up"
  298. 25 [04:58:47] <Fine_Grind> "Follow em!"
  299. 32 [04:58:52] GoldenTouch investigates the rustles
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  301. 25 [04:58:58] <Boris_> [>Bees]
  302. 32 [04:59:00] Booze_Hound nuts up and goes in
  303. 32 [04:59:01] FeatherDuster stays on guard from the back
  304. 25 [04:59:02] <Boris_> [Pls no flashbacks]
  305. 32 [04:59:09] Aoyin goes in with Golden, staying towards the front.
  306. 25 [04:59:14] <Bob_GM> Now, how fast do you guys run?
  307. 25 [04:59:25] <Aoyin> [Depends, do we hear the RUSTLES?]
  308. 25 [04:59:31] <Rolling_Point> "ugh, i guess i'm gonna be carrying people again..."
  309. 25 [04:59:36] <Fine_Grind> [fly?]
  310. 25 [04:59:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
  311. 25 [04:59:36] <GameServ> 6, 17, 5, 18, 2, 19, 7, 7, 7, 18, 14, 19, 6, 14, 13 == 172
  312. 32 [04:59:41] Rolling_Point follows
  313. 25 [04:59:54] <Bob_GM> Well, you hear 7 rustlings
  314. 25 [05:00:02] <Aoyin> [Okay, are they stationary or moving?]
  315. 25 [05:00:05] <Bob_GM> Very, very creepy rustlings
  316. 25 [05:00:08] <Aoyin> [I liek my informations]
  317. 25 [05:00:11] <Bob_GM> >Stationary rustlings
  318. 32 [05:00:15] GoldenTouch pulls out his sword and continues going forward
  319. 25 [05:00:22] <Bob_GM> You hear 7 going north
  320. 32 [05:00:28] Booze_Hound readies spear
  321. 32 [05:00:29] FeatherDuster readies his dagger
  322. 25 [05:00:31] <Aoyin> [Stationary in the sense of just rustlin' a bushes jummies]
  323. 25 [05:00:40] <Bob_GM> Hue
  324. 32 [05:00:48] Aoyin has had his club readied, eyes scanning all around them
  325. 32 [05:00:48] Starlight readies her dagger. "Thunder, thunder, Thundercats HOOOOOOOOO"
  326. 32 [05:00:55] Fine_Grind tightens grip on his BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
  327. 32 [05:01:00] Rolling_Point keeps his knife in his mouth, cantering down the path after teh rustlededings
  328. 25 [05:01:00] <Bob_GM> Starlight, that was pretty loud...
  329. 25 [05:01:15] <Bob_GM> Wouldn't want to upset anything, would you?
  330. 25 [05:01:28] <Aoyin> [Star, keep going]
  331. 25 [05:01:33] <Aoyin> [MAXIMUM OVERRUSTLE]
  332. 32 [05:01:35] FeatherDuster eases closer to the bushes again
  333. 25 [05:01:53] <Rolling_Point> [by the power of what star?]
  334. 32 [05:01:56] GoldenTouch has the power and charges in with star
  335. 25 [05:01:57] <Starlight> "SWORD OF OMENS, GIVE ME POWER BEYOND POWER!"
  336. 25 [05:01:59] <Aoyin> [In fact we should all start singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 ]
  337. 25 [05:02:02] <Bob_GM> Oh my
  338. 25 [05:02:14] <Bob_GM> Well, you all could join in I guess...
  339. 32 [05:02:16] Booze_Hound keeps following
  340. 25 [05:02:18] <GoldenTouch> [AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES~]
  341. 32 [05:02:23] FeatherDuster jumps at Star's shouting
  342. 25 [05:02:26] <Booze_Hound> [no]
  343. 25 [05:02:26] <Booze_Hound> [no]
  344. 25 [05:02:30] <Booze_Hound> [just no]
  345. 25 [05:02:33] <Bob_GM> Everyone who wishes to shout, roll a d20
  346. 25 [05:02:38] <Aoyin> [WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!]
  347. 25 [05:02:42] <Starlight> !roll d20 "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
  348. 25 [05:02:43] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  349. 25 [05:02:45] <Aoyin> !roll d20 want to shout
  350. 25 [05:02:46] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  351. 25 [05:02:57] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 FUS RO DAH
  352. 25 [05:02:58] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  353. 25 [05:03:01] <Aoyin> "HAAAAYYYAAAYYYEEEYAYAEYEYAY~ COME BACK~!"
  354. 32 [05:03:04] Booze_Hound doesn't shout like a retard
  355. 32 [05:03:19] Rolling_Point continues to run silently. as silintly as his prissy hooves can sashay.
  356. 25 [05:03:22] <Bob_GM> Starlight gets hit in the head with something for 1 point of damage!
  357. 25 [05:03:25] <Rolling_Point> silently*
  358. 25 [05:03:32] <Aoyin> [HAH]
  359. 25 [05:03:48] <Bob_GM> Aoyin and Golden were banging their heads too much and avoided
  360. 25 [05:03:54] <Starlight> "FUCK YOU THING!"
  361. 32 [05:03:56] FeatherDuster looks back at Star, " Hey you okay there? "
  362. 25 [05:03:58] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 WAUGH
  363. 25 [05:03:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  364. 25 [05:04:15] <GoldenTouch> [bob can i roll]
  365. 32 [05:04:21] Starlight nods at Feather. "Yep."
  366. 25 [05:04:25] <Bob_GM> Fine Grind gets bonked on the head with an object!  1 HP!
  367. 25 [05:04:30] <Bob_GM> Why, Golden?
  368. 32 [05:04:31] FeatherDuster calls out to the bushes, " Hello? We mean no harm! "
  369. 32 [05:04:37] Aoyin looks back curiously at Star.
  370. 25 [05:04:46] <GoldenTouch> [no reason]
  371. 25 [05:04:57] <Bob_GM> Feather, roll for tone in your voice
  372. 32 [05:05:04] GoldenTouch has an idea
  373. 25 [05:05:19] <Fine_Grind> [defiantly rolled to shout]
  374. 25 [05:05:52] <GoldenTouch> *Takes echo out and whispers to him* "Echo what do your bear eyes see?"
  375. 25 [05:06:04] <Bob_GM> Echo, roll 1d0
  376. 25 [05:06:07] <Bob_GM> Err
  377. 25 [05:06:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  378. 25 [05:06:10] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  379. 25 [05:06:11] <Rolling_Point> [>mfw we encounter a pack of feral colts and fillies]
  380. 25 [05:06:21] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  381. 25 [05:06:21] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  382. 25 [05:06:23] <Bob_GM> Kay hang on a second
  383. 25 [05:06:28] <GoldenTouch> >Echo can see into the very debths of their soul
  384. 25 [05:06:34] <GoldenTouch> depths
  385. 25 [05:07:58] <Booze_Hound> [test]
  386. 25 [05:08:07] <Booze_Hound> [ok just ded]
  387. 25 [05:08:09] <Bob_GM> First, Feathers gets bonked in the head.  Hard.  1 point of HP damage.  Next...  Echo is told to look for anything... out of the ordinary.  However... What Echo sees is SO bad, SO evil... Well, he couldn't help but run back into town and being comfort snuggle by Hearth.  Suffice it to say he WILL have trauma tomorrow...
  388. 25 [05:08:32] <GoldenTouch> ;_;
  389. 25 [05:09:01] <Bob_GM> *Echo:  "THEY'RE RUNNING NORTH!  I'M SCARED!"
  390. 25 [05:09:05] <GoldenTouch> [Bob....why....]
  391. 25 [05:09:06] <Rolling_Point> [Sunny Town SHOULDN'T BE HERE T-T]
  392. 25 [05:09:24] <FeatherDuster> " Ow! Jeez...ok, screw you guys! "
  393. 25 [05:09:28] <GoldenTouch> [why must you tramuatise a bear ;_;]
  394. 25 [05:09:41] <Aoyin> "Wha-... What just happened...?"
  395. 25 [05:09:57] <GoldenTouch> "Can we please All stop this~ everyone~ including the bonkers, we come in peace
  396. 25 [05:10:10] <Bob_GM> GM reminds you it isn't me... Blame Kek
  397. 32 [05:10:34] Rolling_Point continues to run north, as quickly and quietly as possible, slipping slightly off the path to flank the main party.
  398. 25 [05:10:35] <Bob_GM> Golden, they're too far away to hear you by now...
  399. 25 [05:10:54] <Bob_GM> Everyone who decides to run north, roll for speed.  
  400. 32 [05:10:58] GoldenTouch runs north sword flailing >we come in peace
  401. 25 [05:11:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  402. 25 [05:11:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  403. 25 [05:11:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  404. 25 [05:11:04] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  405. 25 [05:11:04] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  406. 25 [05:11:05] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  407. 25 [05:11:06] <Starlight> !roll d20 2fast4u
  408. 25 [05:11:07] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  409. 25 [05:11:07] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  410. 25 [05:11:07] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  411. 25 [05:11:09] <Aoyin> [I'm a bat. Come on.]
  412. 25 [05:11:11] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 for hooves
  413. 25 [05:11:12] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  414. 25 [05:11:14] <GoldenTouch> fine is sanic
  415. 25 [05:11:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
  416. 25 [05:11:19] <GameServ> 6, 15, 16, 18, 8, 9, 2, 9, 10, 8, 17, 9, 6, 1, 14 == 148
  417. 25 [05:11:20] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  418. 25 [05:11:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  419. 25 [05:11:25] <Rolling_Point> [motherfucker...]
  420. 25 [05:11:37] <FeatherDuster> [ worst wearth pony here ]
  421. 25 [05:11:57] <Fine_Grind> [best wings here]
  422. 25 [05:12:18] <Rolling_Point> [i should just fly, but bob will hurt me...]
  423. 25 [05:12:25] <Bob_GM> Welp.  You manage to somewhat keep pace with them... However, as Rolling runs he spots a bush shaking violently.  Does he keep running?
  424. 25 [05:12:34] <Bob_GM> Rolling plz
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  426. 32 [05:13:08] Rolling_Point stops to investigate the bush. "hello? we aren't here to hurt you. i live here."
  427. 25 [05:13:41] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  428. 25 [05:13:41] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  429. 25 [05:13:50] <GoldenTouch> >bonk
  430. 25 [05:14:18] <Rolling_Point> [nue, my beautiful muzzle!]
  431. 25 [05:14:20] <Bob_GM> The rustling persists for a second... But gradually moves to the rest of the rustlers
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  433. 32 [05:14:47] Rolling_Point continues pursuit, calling softly and reasuringly.
  434. 25 [05:14:48] <Bob_GM> Eventually you all come to a clearing, where Fine Grind is waiting with a bored expression on his face
  435. 25 [05:15:08] <Aoyin> [>not killing off the hipster]
  436. 25 [05:15:10] <Aoyin> [Bob pls]
  437. 25 [05:15:16] <Fine_Grind> "step up slowmoes"
  438. 32 [05:15:30] GoldenTouch looks at fine "Shut it"
  439. 25 [05:15:40] <Aoyin> "You hipster I swear to god m8 if my wings worked..."
  440. 25 [05:15:43] <Fine_Grind> [>not killing worst winged pone]
  441. 32 [05:15:45] FeatherDuster looks around the clearing for anything of interest
  442. 37 [05:15:50] Starlight_ [[email protected]] is now known as Starlight
  443. 25 [05:15:53] <GoldenTouch> [/me is captain edgy for this mission]
  444. 25 [05:16:08] <Fine_Grind> "youd still be slower then me Ao"
  445. 25 [05:16:13] <Bob_GM> Feather, roll perception
  446. 25 [05:16:35] <Aoyin> "But I'd be able to swoop down on you in the middle of the night. Speed doesn't matter if you can't react~"
  447. 25 [05:16:36] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  448. 25 [05:16:36] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  449. 25 [05:16:37] <GoldenTouch> [Feather....look, look with your special eyes]
  450. 25 [05:16:45] <Aoyin> [Feather doesn't even into special eyes]
  451. 25 [05:16:50] <FeatherDuster> [ looks like my eyes ain't that special ]
  452. 25 [05:16:57] <Rolling_Point> [his brand is lysol]
  453. 25 [05:17:25] <Fine_Grind> "think you forgot that ive got wings too"
  454. 25 [05:17:28] <Bob_GM> Welp.  Feathers realizes that this is the clearing that the wedding took place in, but aside from that he just can't tell.  
  455. 25 [05:17:36] <Aoyin> "Y'see anything, Feather?"
  456. 25 [05:17:48] <Bob_GM> I would advise you nigs to stop bitching and look around~
  457. 25 [05:17:58] <FeatherDuster> " Hey guys, this is the clearing that the wedding took place in. Aside from that I just can't tell! "
  458. 25 [05:18:04] <Bob_GM> Hue
  459. 32 [05:18:07] GoldenTouch looks around with his special eyes
  460. 25 [05:18:07] <FeatherDuster> [ hue ]
  461. 32 [05:18:08] Aoyin glances around
  462. 25 [05:18:09] <Booze_Hound> [should we roll for it?]
  463. 32 [05:18:11] Rolling_Point peers around the clearing, his ears perked for more sounds.
  464. 25 [05:18:18] <Bob_GM> Golden first
  465. 25 [05:18:20] <Bob_GM> Roll
  466. 25 [05:18:23] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for [my brand] perception
  467. 25 [05:18:23] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  468. 32 [05:18:30] Booze_Hound follows because it is what everyone is doing
  469. 25 [05:18:42] <Booze_Hound> *and looks around
  470. 25 [05:18:59] <Bob_GM> Golden's eyes are special~ As in he sees that this clearing is pretty clear... And that it's surrounded by trees.  And.. What's that?
  471. 32 [05:19:00] Starlight is studying a rock for suspicious activity.
  472. 25 [05:19:05] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
  473. 25 [05:19:05] <GameServ> 18, 13, 3, 1, 13, 17, 2, 15, 13, 10, 9, 5, 18, 19, 7 == 163
  474. 25 [05:19:14] <GoldenTouch> [looks like 1-800 contacts just arrived]
  475. 25 [05:19:16] <Aoyin> [Not sure if want...]
  476. 25 [05:19:29] <Bob_GM> He can see 10 branches shaking onimously!
  477. 25 [05:19:41] <Rolling_Point> [completely aware i do not want...]
  478. 25 [05:20:02] <GoldenTouch> "Guys.... there are 10 branches shaking kind of ominously...."
  479. 32 [05:20:06] Fine_Grind investigates the branches
  480. 25 [05:20:19] <Rolling_Point> [this roleplaying is top tier lels]
  481. 25 [05:20:21] <Bob_GM> That rock is suspicious to Starlight, but it's because Starlight thinks all rocks are suspicious.  Racist.
  482. 32 [05:20:44] Booze_Hound readies spear
  483. 32 [05:20:46] GoldenTouch goes over to investiage the branches
  484. 32 [05:20:53] Starlight picks up the rock. "You're coming with me."
  485. 32 [05:21:00] FeatherDuster says a prayer to kek for Golden before he dies
  486. 25 [05:21:03] <Aoyin> "Ten ominous branches? Hmm~"
  487. 32 [05:21:11] Aoyin approaches with Golden
  488. 25 [05:21:14] <Bob_GM> Golden and Fine, roll fuckers
  489. 32 [05:21:17] Rolling_Point bites down on the handle of his knife, looking at the branches."
  490. 25 [05:21:19] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  491. 25 [05:21:20] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  492. 32 [05:21:25] Starlight has found a rock!
  493. 32 [05:21:25] GoldenTouch looks back at feather "If i die, i want you to have my orange juice"
  494. 25 [05:21:29] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  495. 25 [05:21:30] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  496. 25 [05:21:35] <GoldenTouch> dubs!
  497. 25 [05:21:40] <Fine_Grind> [christ]
  498. 32 [05:21:47] FeatherDuster gives him a serious nod
  499. 32 [05:21:48] GoldenTouch points to checkem~
  500. 25 [05:22:06] <Bob_GM> Fine and Golden stand their ground, and see small blobbish figures wayyy up high on the branches
  501. 25 [05:22:15] <Bob_GM> Pretty high up...
  502. 25 [05:22:23] <Aoyin> [Slimes pls.]
  503. 32 [05:22:23] GoldenTouch tries to fly up there
  504. 25 [05:22:28] <Bob_GM> Roll
  505. 25 [05:22:31] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  506. 25 [05:22:31] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  507. 25 [05:22:33] <Rolling_Point> [motherfucking totoro...]
  508. 25 [05:22:34] <Aoyin> [BYE GOLDIE, NICE KNOWING YOU]
  509. 25 [05:22:34] <Bob_GM> Hue
  510. 25 [05:22:38] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
  511. 25 [05:22:38] <Starlight> [Hue]
  512. 25 [05:22:45] <GoldenTouch> [WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I FLY I GET 1]
  513. 25 [05:22:47] <FeatherDuster> [ I will protect your orange juice]
  514. 32 [05:22:48] Fine_Grind tries to fly up
  515. 25 [05:22:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
  516. 25 [05:22:50] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  517. 25 [05:22:58] <Bob_GM> Golden takes 4 HP of damage
  518. 25 [05:23:01] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll
  519. 32 [05:23:04] GoldenTouch has a bad cramp
  520. 25 [05:23:04] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  521. 25 [05:23:05] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  522. 25 [05:23:10] <Aoyin> [Dayum]
  523. 25 [05:23:17] <Rolling_Point> [boom sucka]
  524. 32 [05:23:19] GoldenTouch looks at fine "Fuck you and your.....wings"
  525. 25 [05:23:21] <Bob_GM> Fine flies up to one of the branches, making sure to taunt Golden as he does so!
  526. 25 [05:23:34] <Fine_Grind> "step up senpai!"
  527. 32 [05:23:50] Fine_Grind investigate the buggers
  528. 32 [05:23:51] Starlight walks over to Golden and puts a hoof on his shoulder. She shakes her head.
  529. 25 [05:23:58] <Bob_GM> Fine, do you land on the branch or merely scout ahead like a chicken?
  530. 25 [05:24:17] <Aoyin> [Scout like a Scoot!]
  531. 32 [05:24:17] GoldenTouch bows before starlight "I'm sorry sensei....I have failed you..."
  532. 25 [05:24:22] <Fine_Grind> scout
  533. 25 [05:24:22] <Rolling_Point> [i read that as scoot, and raged bob]
  534. 25 [05:25:02] <Fine_Grind> [ive had too much luck, not killing myself now]
  535. 25 [05:25:09] <Bob_GM> Fine, how close do you get to the figure?  These trees are mighty dense, you probably need to get close to really tell...
  536. 25 [05:25:14] <GoldenTouch> [Nobody....calls me a chicken![
  537. 25 [05:25:31] <Rolling_Point> [shush marty]
  538. 25 [05:25:33] <GoldenTouch> [tfw when i'm gonna listen to johnny be good now]
  539. 25 [05:25:43] <Fine_Grind> as close as i need to see what they are
  540. 25 [05:25:52] <Bob_GM> Well then
  541. 25 [05:26:04] <Fine_Grind> 4-5 feet
  542. 25 [05:26:09] <Bob_GM> Roll for sneakiness
  543. 32 [05:26:14] Rolling_Point shrugs, walks over to one of the trees, and begins to climb.
  544. 25 [05:26:16] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  545. 25 [05:26:16] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  546. 25 [05:26:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  547. 25 [05:26:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  548. 25 [05:26:36] <Rolling_Point> [fine sneaky, bob underestimates]
  549. 25 [05:27:03] <Bob_GM> Fine successfully sneaks and sees the unaware creature from the back.  It's a small, devious yet oblivious lil fucker... With a bushy tail...
  550. 32 [05:27:04] FeatherDuster watches a horse climb a tree. Contemplates the meaning of life.
  551. 25 [05:27:18] <Aoyin> [HAH]
  552. 25 [05:27:39] <Rolling_Point> [these magic hooves ain't just good for rubbin clits]
  553. 32 [05:27:41] Fine_Grind tackles him
  554. 25 [05:27:51] <Bob_GM> Welp
  555. 25 [05:27:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20+-2
  556. 25 [05:27:56] <GameServ> (9) + -2 == 7
  557. 25 [05:28:03] <Bob_GM> The good news?
  558. 25 [05:28:06] <Booze_Hound> [you misspell colts*]
  559. 25 [05:28:09] <Bob_GM> You totally tackled him
  560. 25 [05:28:13] <Bob_GM> The bad news?
  561. 25 [05:28:28] <Rolling_Point> [i do rub myself, yes]
  562. 25 [05:28:50] <Bob_GM> It's small.  >Tackling woodland creatures on a thin branch while you're flying
  563. 25 [05:28:55] <Bob_GM> Roll for stability
  564. 25 [05:29:00] <GoldenTouch> [oh boy]
  565. 25 [05:29:03] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  566. 25 [05:29:03] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  567. 25 [05:29:06] <Bob_GM> Hue
  568. 25 [05:29:16] <Fine_Grind> [had to happen soon]
  569. 25 [05:29:24] <Bob_GM> You and the small, hapless creature plummet to the ground...
  570. 25 [05:29:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  571. 25 [05:29:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  572. 25 [05:29:34] <Bob_GM> You take 2 dmg!
  573. 25 [05:29:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  574. 25 [05:29:37] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  575. 25 [05:29:45] <Bob_GM> And the creature takes 1!
  576. 25 [05:29:54] <Bob_GM> Man, the creature is angry right now
  577. 25 [05:30:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  578. 25 [05:30:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  579. 25 [05:30:02] <Rolling_Point> [well, i guess it's a clan of mukumuku?]
  580. 25 [05:30:22] <Bob_GM> It totally bitchslaps Fine's face as they fall!
  581. 25 [05:30:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
  582. 25 [05:30:25] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  583. 25 [05:30:27] <Bob_GM> Wow
  584. 25 [05:30:30] <Bob_GM> Wait...
  585. 25 [05:30:31] <Bob_GM> Whoops
  586. 25 [05:30:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2
  587. 25 [05:30:35] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  588. 25 [05:30:36] <FeatherDuster> [ welp ]
  589. 25 [05:30:37] <Bob_GM> Okay
  590. 25 [05:30:50] <Bob_GM> Fine takes 1 HP damage from the slap!
  591. 25 [05:30:53] <Booze_Hound> [nah rabbit from holy grail ]
  592. 25 [05:31:02] <Rolling_Point> [NUE]
  593. 25 [05:31:12] <Aoyin> [...AND YOU LOBBETH THY HOLY HAND GRENADE...]
  594. 25 [05:31:12] <Fine_Grind> [im still good]
  595. 25 [05:32:02] <GoldenTouch> [Hue]
  596. 25 [05:32:17] <Bob_GM> Welp, I guess you're all just standing from a distance laughing at Fine?  Jerks.
  597. 25 [05:32:28] <Aoyin> [He IS a hipster..]
  598. 25 [05:32:35] <Rolling_Point> [i was climbing the tree, but w/e]
  599. 32 [05:32:49] Aoyin walks up to him, sniggering. "You alright, hipster?"
  600. 25 [05:33:06] <Booze_Hound> [he does kind of deserve it]
  601. 25 [05:33:13] <Bob_GM> Sorry Rolling, have you ever tried to put shoes on your hands and feet and climb a tree on all 4s?
  602. 25 [05:33:30] <Bob_GM> You floundered around
  603. 25 [05:33:34] <Bob_GM> Sorry bud
  604. 25 [05:33:37] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  605. 25 [05:33:41] <Fine_Grind> "fuckin get it off of me, i dont deserve shit"
  606. 25 [05:33:44] <Bob_GM> [It's totally not that I forget or anything]
  607. 25 [05:33:46] <GoldenTouch> [bob pls i do that all the time]
  608. 25 [05:33:48] <Rolling_Point> [erm, my shoes don't have magic suction cups on the bottom.]
  609. 25 [05:34:04] <Aoyin> "... Nah. I'll watch."
  610. 25 [05:34:07] <Rolling_Point> [=P]
  611. 25 [05:34:09] <Bob_GM> The creature is yammering at Fine's ear
  612. 32 [05:34:11] Aoyin srsly examines the creature, though
  613. 32 [05:34:12] FeatherDuster goes over to Grind to see the little creature, " Hey there..."
  614. 25 [05:34:17] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll
  615. 25 [05:34:23] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  616. 25 [05:34:23] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  617. 25 [05:34:30] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's blind as a bat
  618. 32 [05:34:34] Aoyin 's glasses fall off. "Oh shi-"
  619. 25 [05:34:37] <Starlight> [DAS RACIST]
  620. 25 [05:34:50] <Fine_Grind> [muh gut]
  621. 25 [05:35:05] <Bob_GM> The creature is too busy yammering to hear Feathers... But he can totally roll to examine
  622. 25 [05:35:11] <Aoyin> [Bob I just almost spat pineapple everywhere]
  623. 32 [05:35:15] Rolling_Point apparently lost the ability to climb trees, so he meanders over to this nig pony he hasn't met to see what's eating his face.
  624. 32 [05:35:39] GoldenTouch trys to look with his special eyes
  625. 25 [05:35:40] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  626. 25 [05:35:41] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  627. 25 [05:35:46] <FeatherDuster> [ welp ]
  628. 25 [05:35:49] <Fine_Grind> [havent done shit but roll good, and i get shit]
  629. 25 [05:35:50] <Rolling_Point> [this is great]
  630. 25 [05:35:52] <Bob_GM> Damn Feathers, stop looking at Fine's ass
  631. 25 [05:36:01] <Bob_GM> Gold and rolling, roll
  632. 32 [05:36:03] Starlight walks over to introduce the creature to Rocky.
  633. 25 [05:36:06] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  634. 25 [05:36:07] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  635. 32 [05:36:07] Fine_Grind tryies to pin it
  636. 25 [05:36:13] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 to SEE
  637. 25 [05:36:13] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  638. 25 [05:36:15] <Bob_GM> Congratulations Golden!
  639. 32 [05:36:17] GoldenTouch has 1-800 contax
  640. 25 [05:36:21] <GoldenTouch> contacts
  641. 25 [05:36:23] <Bob_GM> You know what you see?
  642. 25 [05:36:30] <Bob_GM> A fucking squirrel.
  643. 25 [05:36:32] <GoldenTouch> >inb4 i'm scared like echo
  644. 25 [05:36:35] <GoldenTouch> >oh
  645. 25 [05:36:44] <Fine_Grind> [fucking squrirrel]
  646. 25 [05:36:44] <Booze_Hound> [HAHAHAHA]
  647. 25 [05:36:46] <Rolling_Point> [does it have a cape bob?]
  648. 25 [05:36:51] <Booze_Hound> []my fucking sides
  649. 25 [05:36:51] <Bob_GM> No
  650. 32 [05:37:01] Rolling_Point sulks
  651. 32 [05:37:06] GoldenTouch walks over to the squirll "Come here little guy!"
  652. 25 [05:37:10] <Starlight> "You know squirrels are good eating."
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  654. 25 [05:37:14] <FeatherDuster> [ kill it ]
  655. 25 [05:37:24] <Aoyin> "HAH!"
  656. 25 [05:37:24] <Fine_Grind> [i knew it after i tackled it]
  657. 25 [05:37:27] <GoldenTouch> [I WILL BEFRIEND THE SQUIRREL]
  658. 25 [05:37:27] <Bob_GM> The squirrel is still bitching out Fine
  659. 25 [05:37:29] <FeatherDuster> [ Kill it and skin it. I want the tail ]
  660. 32 [05:37:38] Rolling_Point looks at starlight. "umm, not for horses really."
  661. 32 [05:37:40] Starlight prepares to bash its face in with Rocky.
  662. 25 [05:37:41] <Aoyin> [I call the meat!"
  663. 25 [05:37:51] <Bob_GM> Prepares or does so?
  664. 32 [05:37:57] GoldenTouch looks at the squirrel and kicks fine to show we're friends
  665. 25 [05:38:02] <Starlight> >Prepares
  666. 25 [05:38:04] <Booze_Hound> [get new familiar]
  667. 25 [05:38:06] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll
  668. 25 [05:38:10] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  669. 25 [05:38:11] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  670. 25 [05:38:19] <Bob_GM> Roll d4
  671. 25 [05:38:21] <Fine_Grind> [you guys suck, i swear to god]
  672. 25 [05:38:25] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
  673. 25 [05:38:26] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  674. 25 [05:38:26] <Aoyin> [[SNIGGER INTENSIFIES]]
  675. 25 [05:38:35] <Bob_GM> Fine takes 2 HP damage, but...
  676. 25 [05:38:44] <Bob_GM> The squirrel backs off, laughing its ass off!
  677. 25 [05:38:51] <Fine_Grind> [im at 4 guys srs]
  678. 25 [05:39:00] <Aoyin> "Is... Is that squirrel laughing?"
  679. 25 [05:39:05] <Rolling_Point> "it's a fucking squirrel guys, leave it alone. what would flutters do?"
  680. 25 [05:39:05] <GoldenTouch> [roll 1d20 to cut fines fucking head off]
  681. 25 [05:39:21] <Aoyin> [/me also kicks Fine. Because hue.]
  682. 25 [05:39:33] <Booze_Hound> "she would have it look for gold and gems"
  683. 25 [05:39:49] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20
  684. 25 [05:39:49] <GameServ> 2, 16, 2, 11, 19, 5, 9, 1, 17, 3, 15, 9, 4, 10 == 123
  685. 25 [05:39:55] <Starlight> "I don't know... It's neck looks very snappable."
  686. 25 [05:39:59] <GoldenTouch> "Squirrel.... join me, we shall rule the woods as father and squirll"
  687. 32 [05:40:03] Fine_Grind swallows tounge
  688. 25 [05:40:04] <Bob_GM> You hear 8 nervous chitterings...
  689. 25 [05:40:18] <Aoyin> [>fukkin squirrel mob]
  690. 25 [05:40:26] <Bob_GM> The squirrel looks at Golden with a 'Dis nigga srs?' look
  691. 32 [05:40:29] FeatherDuster ears perk at the sound.
  692. 25 [05:40:39] <Rolling_Point> "meh." Rolling attempts to use THE STARE to control the squirels will.
  693. 25 [05:40:47] <Bob_GM> Rolling, roll
  694. 32 [05:40:47] Starlight moves closer to the laughing squirrel, rock in hand.
  695. 32 [05:40:50] Aoyin looks around. "I think this little guy might have family around...
  696. 32 [05:40:53] GoldenTouch is shows his sword to show i will fucking butcher this fucker if he doesn't
  697. 25 [05:40:54] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  698. 25 [05:40:54] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  699. 25 [05:40:56] <Booze_Hound> "uhhhh"
  700. 25 [05:41:04] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs EVEN HARDER
  701. 25 [05:41:04] <Rolling_Point> [kek blast it all]
  702. 25 [05:41:18] <Bob_GM> [You guys enjoying this so far?]
  703. 25 [05:41:18] <Booze_Hound> "i don't want to be taken out by a gang of squirrels "
  704. 25 [05:41:24] <GoldenTouch> [yus]
  705. 25 [05:41:24] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
  706. 32 [05:41:29] Fine_Grind attempts self harm
  707. 25 [05:41:29] <Aoyin> [Sideworthy]
  708. 25 [05:41:30] <Bob_GM> :D
  709. 25 [05:41:30] <Starlight> [Yep]
  710. 25 [05:41:33] <Bob_GM> Aight
  711. 25 [05:41:35] <Rolling_Point> [sure lol, i'm not bored =)]
  712. 32 [05:41:44] GoldenTouch flashes his sword to intimidate the squirrel
  713. 25 [05:41:46] <Bob_GM> Star, you preparing or going for it?
  714. 25 [05:41:49] <Umbra_Electrum> [Geez even the sqrls want to eat us?]
  715. 32 [05:41:50] Starlight used Rock Smash!
  716. 25 [05:41:51] <GoldenTouch> "Join me~"
  717. 25 [05:41:55] <Bob_GM> Well shit!
  718. 25 [05:41:58] <Bob_GM> Star, roll
  719. 25 [05:42:00] <Aoyin> [STAR WHY]
  720. 25 [05:42:01] <Starlight> !roll d20
  721. 25 [05:42:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  722. 25 [05:42:01] <Aoyin> [STAR]
  723. 25 [05:42:04] <GoldenTouch> [WHY]
  724. 25 [05:42:04] <Aoyin> [OH MY GOD]
  725. 25 [05:42:09] <Bob_GM> Did you smash or throw?
  726. 25 [05:42:15] <Aoyin> [YOU LITTLE]
  727. 25 [05:42:17] <GoldenTouch> [THROW]
  728. 25 [05:42:17] <Bob_GM> Nah, you smashed
  729. 25 [05:42:25] <Starlight> [Smash]
  730. 25 [05:42:27] <Rolling_Point> [ugh, ready the molotovs booze, we're eating squirrel kebabs.]
  731. 25 [05:42:28] <Bob_GM> But...
  732. 25 [05:42:33] <Bob_GM> You totally missed hue
  733. 25 [05:42:38] <Fine_Grind> [hits me instead]
  734. 25 [05:42:41] <Bob_GM> The squirrel is laughing even harder
  735. 25 [05:42:52] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 demon squirrels ]
  736. 25 [05:42:52] <Aoyin> [>getting beat by a squirrel]
  737. 32 [05:43:02] FeatherDuster is getting real sick of this squirrl's shit
  738. 37 [05:43:08] Umbra_Electrum [[email protected]] is now known as Umbra|Sleep
  739. 32 [05:43:09] Starlight growls and unsheathes Carlton.
  740. 32 [05:43:13] Rolling_Point walks up to the squirrel, extending his hoof in the universal gesture.
  741. 25 [05:43:23] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs even harder
  742. 32 [05:43:29] Aoyin sits down and holds his hooves up, sticking his tongue out and baring his teeth, going "BLEEEH!", playfully trying to intimidate the squirrel
  743. 25 [05:43:37] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll
  744. 25 [05:43:40] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  745. 25 [05:43:41] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  746. 25 [05:43:44] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs even harder
  747. 25 [05:43:49] <Aoyin> [Hue, sounds about right]
  748. 25 [05:43:56] <Bob_GM> [Make it laugh 3 more times...]
  749. 32 [05:44:14] Fine_Grind gets up and tries to hit him with THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
  750. 25 [05:44:18] <GoldenTouch> [/me kicks fine again]
  751. 25 [05:44:19] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll
  752. 25 [05:44:20] <Rolling_Point> "you would refuse my hoofbump? you, squirrel, are a poor fellow, of weak and spiteful demeanor..."
  753. 25 [05:44:25] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  754. 25 [05:44:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  755. 25 [05:44:29] <GoldenTouch> [OH SHIT]
  756. 25 [05:44:29] <Bob_GM> Okay wow
  757. 25 [05:44:29] <Aoyin> [OH SHIT]
  758. 25 [05:44:35] <GoldenTouch> [THIS NIGGA DEAD~]
  759. 25 [05:44:36] <Booze_Hound> [DAYNUM]
  760. 25 [05:44:37] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you guys]
  761. 25 [05:44:38] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
  762. 25 [05:44:38] <Starlight> [DAS HOW WE DO IT IN DA HOOD]
  763. 25 [05:44:43] <Aoyin> [YOU LITTEL FUCKING HIPSTER]
  764. 25 [05:44:45] <Fine_Grind> !roll d6
  765. 25 [05:44:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  766. 25 [05:44:48] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [question what part of woods are you guys in?]
  767. 25 [05:44:55] <Aoyin> [I'M SACRIFICING YOU TO THE SQUIRREL GODS]
  768. 25 [05:45:00] <Bob_GM> The squirrel takes 6 HP damage!
  769. 32 [05:45:06] Starlight picks up Rocky. "Sh... It's not your fault."
  770. 25 [05:45:06] <Bob_GM> [The place the wedding was]
  771. 25 [05:45:13] <Bob_GM> The squirrel dies!
  772. 25 [05:45:16] <Bob_GM> Holy shit!
  773. 25 [05:45:17] <Fine_Grind> [ILL DO THE SAME WITH YOU TO THE HIPSTER GODS]
  774. 25 [05:45:23] <Bob_GM> The earth is rumbling...
  775. 32 [05:45:25] Starlight grabs the corpse. "MINE!"
  776. 25 [05:45:26] <Aoyin> "Ah! Fucking hipster, what the fuck was that for?!"
  777. 25 [05:45:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20+20
  778. 25 [05:45:29] <GameServ> (19, 5, 16, 17, 4, 11, 18, 10, 19, 12, 4, 1, 19, 8) + 20 == 183
  779. 25 [05:45:40] <Booze_Hound> "dude you didn't have to kill it"
  780. 32 [05:45:40] GoldenTouch sighs "You done goofed kiddo"
  781. 25 [05:45:42] <Aoyin> [Prepare to get #shrekt]
  782. 25 [05:45:44] <Rolling_Point> [congrats, you killed a squirrel. now i'll have nightmares about nails puncturing squirrel heads, eyeballs flying evryware]
  783. 25 [05:45:46] <Fine_Grind> "that Bitch Nigga"
  784. 25 [05:46:10] <Aoyin> [Excuse me, I need to break the rule and roll for something]
  785. 25 [05:46:13] <Aoyin> !roll d20 self control
  786. 25 [05:46:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  787. 25 [05:46:26] <GoldenTouch> [aoyin loses a lifepoint]
  788. 32 [05:46:27] Aoyin glares at the damned hipster
  789. 25 [05:46:32] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [which was? I dont know where those woods you speak of...]
  790. 25 [05:46:33] <Bob_GM> 14 Squirrels descend from the heavens, 13 of which look totally insane and mad at the loss of their companion... One of which is just following because he wants to fit in
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  792. 32 [05:46:44] Starlight cuts off the tail and uses it as a horn Snuggie.
  793. 25 [05:46:46] <Aoyin> [Hue, that last one]
  794. 25 [05:46:46] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [Sorry this may affect Nova thats why...]
  795. 25 [05:46:49] <Bob_GM> Aoyin takes 1 HP of damage from a stray acorn!
  796. 25 [05:46:55] <Fine_Grind> [lost it]
  797. 25 [05:46:59] <Aoyin> "Oww!"
  798. 25 [05:47:10] <Bob_GM> Welp.
  799. 32 [05:47:12] FeatherDuster gulps at the sight of all these critters.
  800. 25 [05:47:13] <Bob_GM> Congrats.
  801. 25 [05:47:15] <Booze_Hound> [i can relate with that squirrel, we are kindred souls]
  802. 25 [05:47:26] <Bob_GM> You have now made 10 endings not possible.
  803. 25 [05:47:27] <Booze_Hound> "molotov at the ready"
  804. 25 [05:47:30] <Rolling_Point> [all he wanted was hue...]
  805. 25 [05:47:36] <Bob_GM> Prepare your anuses... and roll init
  806. 25 [05:47:44] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  807. 25 [05:47:44] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  808. 25 [05:47:45] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  809. 25 [05:47:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  810. 25 [05:47:46] <Starlight> !roll d20
  811. 25 [05:47:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  812. 32 [05:47:48] Aoyin seriously considers offering the hipster up to the squirrel gods
  813. 25 [05:47:50] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  814. 25 [05:47:50] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  815. 25 [05:47:50] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  816. 25 [05:47:51] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  817. 25 [05:47:54] <Aoyin> [AWE SHIT]
  818. 25 [05:47:58] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
  819. 25 [05:47:59] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  820. 25 [05:48:07] <Aoyin> [Rolling pls go...]
  821. 25 [05:48:09] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20
  822. 25 [05:48:09] <GameServ> 13, 11, 5, 5, 15, 8, 13, 10, 15, 12, 20, 8, 19, 19 == 173
  823. 25 [05:48:12] <Rolling_Point> [whut?]
  824. 25 [05:48:22] <Bob_GM> You know what?  Fuck that.
  825. 25 [05:48:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  826. 25 [05:48:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  827. 25 [05:48:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 init
  828. 25 [05:48:34] <Bob_GM> Booze hound starts!
  829. 25 [05:48:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  830. 32 [05:48:51] Booze_Hound launches molotov
  831. 25 [05:49:01] <Booze_Hound> [do i roll 20]
  832. 25 [05:49:05] <GoldenTouch> "You had to fucking kill the squirrel fine...."
  833. 25 [05:49:15] <Bob_GM> Roll I guess d20 for blast radius?
  834. 25 [05:49:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  835. 25 [05:49:23] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  836. 25 [05:49:26] <Bob_GM> Welp
  837. 25 [05:49:30] <Fine_Grind> "You had to kick me when i was already angry"
  838. 25 [05:49:30] <Bob_GM> Roll d3
  839. 25 [05:49:37] <Booze_Hound> !roll d3
  840. 25 [05:49:37] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  841. 25 [05:49:56] <GoldenTouch> "And?"
  842. 25 [05:50:03] <Bob_GM> Fine sets two squirrels ablaze!  They die, screaming in agony as they smell their flesh burning!
  843. 25 [05:50:08] <Bob_GM> *Booze
  844. 25 [05:50:11] <Bob_GM> Hue
  845. 25 [05:50:15] <Aoyin> "Hipster I swear to god, AND CELESTIA, I will let those little squirrels wreck your shit!"
  846. 25 [05:50:17] <Fine_Grind> [it was my mind]
  847. 25 [05:50:22] <Bob_GM> Rolling, go
  848. 25 [05:50:30] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  849. 25 [05:50:39] <GoldenTouch> [fine is now a firebender]
  850. 25 [05:51:10] <Bob_GM> Rolling?
  851. 25 [05:51:11] <Fine_Grind> "your making me get to the point where im just as ready to kill you as the fucking rodents"
  852. 32 [05:51:14] Rolling_Point looks around himself at this scene of carnage. "are you fucking kidding me? i'm not gonna slaughter a fistful of squirrels." he sits down.
  853. 25 [05:51:28] <Bob_GM> Roll d20
  854. 25 [05:51:38] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  855. 25 [05:51:38] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  856. 25 [05:51:46] <Bob_GM> You sit down successfully!
  857. 25 [05:51:58] <Bob_GM> Feathers, you're u[
  858. 25 [05:51:59] <Rolling_Point> {YEAH BITCHES]
  859. 25 [05:53:00] <Booze_Hound> [we ded?]
  860. 25 [05:53:07] <Starlight> [we always ded]
  861. 25 [05:53:08] <Bob_GM> #WaitforFeathers
  862. 25 [05:53:26] <GoldenTouch> "You better be kidding fine, i kicked you, calm the fuck down m8"
  863. 25 [05:53:31] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to try and make peace with the critters, " C'mon now you guys, we didn't mean it! It was all just a funny misunderstaning! "
  864. 25 [05:53:32] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  865. 25 [05:54:05] <Aoyin> [Dat Feathers]
  866. 25 [05:54:16] <Rolling_Point> [fuck yeah feathers]
  867. 25 [05:54:24] <FeatherDuster> [ >Maybe is not so worst earth pony? ]
  868. 25 [05:54:25] <Bob_GM> Well, you kinda just killed 3 in tragically morbid deaths.  The squirrels understand YOU didn't do anything though, so they aren't concerned with you specifically.
  869. 32 [05:54:26] Starlight takes the tail off of her horn, whistling.
  870. 25 [05:54:39] <GoldenTouch> [THE SQUIRLL KING WANTS BLOOD]
  871. 25 [05:54:50] <Bob_GM> Fine is up!
  872. 25 [05:54:53] <Fine_Grind> "im not fuckin talkin to you Gold, im talking to hurr edgy"
  873. 25 [05:54:58] <Rolling_Point> [shit, brb 2 mins]
  874. 25 [05:55:04] <Bob_GM> K
  875. 25 [05:55:06] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  876. 25 [05:55:06] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  877. 32 [05:55:06] GoldenTouch is like a duel sided blade
  878. 25 [05:55:09] <Booze_Hound> [bring them on! the dragon killer shall die fighting an ARMY!]
  879. 25 [05:55:10] <GoldenTouch> "Edgy~"
  880. 32 [05:55:11] FeatherDuster turns his head to the others, " Welp. Good luck. "
  881. 32 [05:55:27] GoldenTouch looks at feather "Any way to convince them i'm with you?"
  882. 25 [05:55:29] <Bob_GM> Fine, describe what you do.  Then I tell you to roll.  Fucker.
  883. 32 [05:55:34] Fine_Grind BOARD SMASH
  884. 25 [05:55:43] <Bob_GM> Fine Grind takes 1 HP of shame damage
  885. 25 [05:55:48] <Bob_GM> And NOW can roll
  886. 25 [05:56:12] <Aoyin> [Hue. Hazubeki.]
  887. 25 [05:56:18] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
  888. 25 [05:56:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  889. 25 [05:56:25] <Fine_Grind> [fuck yes]
  890. 25 [05:56:38] <Bob_GM> Better.  You morbidly smash into one of the squirrels!
  891. 25 [05:56:40] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
  892. 25 [05:56:46] <Fine_Grind> !roll d6
  893. 25 [05:56:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  894. 25 [05:57:07] <Bob_GM> And you mash the poor innocent guy's brains out!  You can totally see his eyeballs, gross!
  895. 25 [05:57:39] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's turn
  896. 25 [05:57:48] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>no one told me wear exactly this is happening... Okay...]
  897. 25 [05:57:55] <Rolling_Point> [the eyeballs... my nightmares...]
  898. 25 [05:58:00] <GoldenTouch> [The wedding area]
  899. 25 [05:58:03] <Aoyin> !roll d20 drop the club and step away from it, because srsly, that's nasty
  900. 25 [05:58:03] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  901. 25 [05:58:07] <Bob_GM> Nova you fucker I stated multiple times it's in the wedding area
  902. 25 [05:58:08] <GoldenTouch> [we said 3 times]
  903. 25 [05:58:19] <GoldenTouch> [nova i still wub you~]
  904. 25 [05:58:29] <Bob_GM> Aoyin drops the club...
  905. 25 [05:58:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  906. 25 [05:58:33] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  907. 25 [05:58:40] <Bob_GM> On one of the squirrels!
  908. 25 [05:58:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  909. 25 [05:58:44] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  910. 25 [05:58:44] <Aoyin> [inb4 I- YEP]
  911. 25 [05:58:48] <Aoyin> [Oh come on]
  912. 25 [05:58:48] <GoldenTouch> [HA]
  913. 25 [05:58:53] <Bob_GM> And flattens the poor guy!
  914. 25 [05:58:55] <Aoyin> [Are you fucking]
  915. 25 [05:58:58] <Aoyin> [I can't even]
  916. 25 [05:59:08] <Rolling_Point> [omg bob, that's good]
  917. 25 [05:59:15] <Fine_Grind> [but they just keep pulling me right back in!]
  918. 25 [05:59:22] <Rolling_Point> [at least i didn't sit on one]
  919. 25 [05:59:22] <Bob_GM> Starlight's up
  920. 25 [05:59:40] <Bob_GM> [I actually laughed when I wrote that]
  921. 32 [06:00:11] Starlight attempts to kill the lead squirrel and crown herself the Squirrel Queen.
  922. 25 [06:00:16] <FeatherDuster> " remember to keep the skin good guys! We need fur for winter! "
  923. 25 [06:00:24] <Bob_GM> Star, roll d20
  924. 25 [06:00:29] <Starlight> !roll d20
  925. 25 [06:00:29] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  926. 25 [06:00:40] <Bob_GM> The squirrels hear Feathers... And now don't think so highly of him!
  927. 25 [06:00:52] <Rolling_Point> [these squirrels like, wove flower wreaths for bobs wedding and carried hearths train down the aisle, didn't they? fairytale wedding whit, and we kill them all a day later.]
  928. 25 [06:00:55] <Aoyin> [Feathies pls]
  929. 25 [06:00:59] <Bob_GM> Also Star totally connects with one of the squirrels.  Not the Queen though.
  930. 25 [06:01:06] <Bob_GM> [Spot on, Rolling!]
  931. 32 [06:01:08] FeatherDuster laughs nervously "....oops. "
  932. 25 [06:01:20] <Bob_GM> Roll 1d8
  933. 25 [06:01:29] <Starlight> !roll 1d8
  934. 25 [06:01:29] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  935. 25 [06:01:32] <Rolling_Point> [i am not killing any of these critters. fuck]
  936. 25 [06:01:37] <Bob_GM> And boy does she kill it!
  937. 25 [06:01:43] <Bob_GM> Golden's up!
  938. 25 [06:01:45] <Booze_Hound> "WE SHANT FALTER"
  939. 25 [06:01:52] <Starlight> "I AM AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN~"
  940. 32 [06:02:07] GoldenTouch sheaths his sword "I'm not fighting squirrels"
  941. 32 [06:02:19] GoldenTouch is jk and goes on a hacking and slashing rampage
  942. 25 [06:02:21] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  943. 25 [06:02:22] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  944. 25 [06:02:35] <Aoyin> [le flop face]
  945. 25 [06:02:38] <GoldenTouch> [meh]
  946. 25 [06:02:40] <Bob_GM> Golden misses, 9 squirrels point and laugh at him!
  947. 32 [06:02:46] GoldenTouch blushes
  948. 25 [06:02:47] <Bob_GM> 1 of them doesn't get it, though
  949. 25 [06:02:51] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  950. 25 [06:02:53] <Bob_GM> But he still laughs to fit in
  951. 25 [06:03:00] <Bob_GM> Okay then...
  952. 25 [06:03:04] <GoldenTouch> [GOD DAMNIT BOB STOP WITH MY SIDES]
  953. 25 [06:03:05] <Bob_GM> 9 Squirrel legion go!
  954. 25 [06:03:10] <Aoyin> [I'm taking that squirrel home]
  955. 25 [06:03:17] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 1 attacks... Aoyin!
  956. 25 [06:03:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  957. 25 [06:03:19] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  958. 25 [06:03:22] <Aoyin> [OH COME ON]
  959. 25 [06:03:24] <Bob_GM> And how!
  960. 25 [06:03:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  961. 25 [06:03:27] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  962. 25 [06:03:32] <Starlight> [Hue]
  963. 25 [06:03:32] <Aoyin> [...]
  964. 25 [06:03:32] <Booze_Hound> "man that one squirrel really gets me"
  965. 25 [06:03:34] <Bob_GM> For 6 HP dmg!
  966. 25 [06:03:46] <Aoyin> [Kek pls.]
  967. 25 [06:03:47] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 2 attacks... Star!
  968. 25 [06:03:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  969. 25 [06:03:50] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  970. 25 [06:03:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  971. 25 [06:03:54] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  972. 32 [06:03:57] Aoyin stumbles and screeches. "SHIT"
  973. 25 [06:04:00] <Bob_GM> For 2 HP dmg!
  974. 25 [06:04:14] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 3 attacks... Booze!
  975. 25 [06:04:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  976. 25 [06:04:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  977. 25 [06:04:19] <Starlight> "Huh, what? Squirrel, I think your grandma is attacking me."
  978. 25 [06:04:22] <Booze_Hound> "bring it ON"
  979. 25 [06:04:22] <Rolling_Point> "you guys are sick... i'm only going to skin these squirrels for you because wasting their  bodies would be a worse affront." Rolling shakes his head, sighing.
  980. 25 [06:04:34] <Bob_GM> And falls on the burnt carcass of one of his comrades for 1 HP dmg!
  981. 25 [06:04:43] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 4 attacks... Feathers!
  982. 25 [06:04:46] <Rolling_Point> [squirrel 3 kills itself in a fit of angst]
  983. 25 [06:04:46] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  984. 25 [06:04:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  985. 25 [06:04:50] <Bob_GM> And misses!
  986. 25 [06:04:58] <Booze_Hound> "the holy 300 proof protects me from all"
  987. 25 [06:05:01] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 5 attacks... Booze!
  988. 25 [06:05:03] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  989. 25 [06:05:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  990. 25 [06:05:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  991. 25 [06:05:07] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  992. 25 [06:05:08] <Aoyin> [Nope]
  993. 32 [06:05:13] FeatherDuster sticks his tongue out, " ha! "
  994. 25 [06:05:14] <Bob_GM> Booze takes 3 HP dmg!
  995. 25 [06:05:18] <Aoyin> [Jesus these squirrels]
  996. 25 [06:05:33] <Booze_Hound> "get'emoff get'emoff get'emoff get'emoff"
  997. 25 [06:05:36] <Rolling_Point> [it's bob, of course his squirrels are based]
  998. 25 [06:05:39] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 6 sees Feathers sticking his tongue out and attacks!
  999. 25 [06:05:42] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1000. 25 [06:05:43] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1001. 25 [06:05:52] <Bob_GM> Squirrel gotcho tongue Feathers?
  1002. 25 [06:05:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1003. 25 [06:05:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1004. 25 [06:06:04] <Bob_GM> Feathers takes 1 HP dmg
  1005. 25 [06:06:12] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 7 bitchslaps Fine!
  1006. 25 [06:06:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1007. 25 [06:06:15] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1008. 25 [06:06:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1009. 25 [06:06:18] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1010. 25 [06:06:24] <Bob_GM> For 3 HP dmg!
  1011. 25 [06:06:31] <Bob_GM> [Fine where you at?]
  1012. 25 [06:06:41] <Fine_Grind> [ i fainted]
  1013. 25 [06:06:49] <Bob_GM> [OH SHIT]
  1014. 25 [06:06:51] <GoldenTouch> [I WONDER HOW]
  1015. 25 [06:06:51] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>the wedding area. Gee that doesnt tell me shit on where it is related to the map....]
  1016. 25 [06:06:53] <Rolling_Point> [deserved!]
  1017. 25 [06:06:54] <Bob_GM> Fine faints!
  1018. 25 [06:06:57] <GoldenTouch> [/me starts whistling]
  1019. 25 [06:07:10] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 8 attacks Golden!
  1020. 25 [06:07:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1021. 25 [06:07:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1022. 25 [06:07:25] <Bob_GM> And trips over Fine's body for 1 HP dmg!
  1023. 25 [06:07:31] <Aoyin> [Hue]
  1024. 25 [06:07:34] <Bob_GM> [To the squirrel, not Fine[]
  1025. 32 [06:07:36] GoldenTouch doesn't laugh at the squirrel "It was a valliant effort"
  1026. 25 [06:07:42] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 9 attacks Booze
  1027. 25 [06:07:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1028. 25 [06:07:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1029. 25 [06:07:48] <Bob_GM> And misses!
  1030. 25 [06:07:51] <Booze_Hound> "FUCK 'EM"
  1031. 25 [06:07:55] <Bob_GM> New round, erryone roll init!
  1032. 25 [06:07:58] <Fine_Grind> [still helping you fucks and all you can say is fuck you fine]
  1033. 25 [06:08:09] <GoldenTouch> [FUCK YOU FINE]
  1034. 25 [06:08:09] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1035. 25 [06:08:09] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1036. 25 [06:08:10] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
  1037. 25 [06:08:10] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1038. 25 [06:08:14] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
  1039. 25 [06:08:14] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1040. 25 [06:08:15] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1041. 25 [06:08:15] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1042. 25 [06:08:18] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 inits
  1043. 25 [06:08:19] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1044. 25 [06:08:20] <FeatherDuster> [ love you Fine <3 ]
  1045. 25 [06:08:21] <GoldenTouch> >hue
  1046. 25 [06:08:29] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1047. 25 [06:08:29] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1048. 25 [06:08:33] <Aoyin> [What that golden faggot said. I wanted woodland creature friends]
  1049. 25 [06:08:36] <Starlight> [I don't know you well enough, Fine]
  1050. 25 [06:08:36] <GoldenTouch> [Fine, you know I don't hate you~]
  1051. 25 [06:08:44] <GoldenTouch> [THATS WHAT I'M SAYING AOYIN]
  1052. 25 [06:08:47] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's up first!
  1053. 25 [06:09:01] <Rolling_Point> [man, i don't even know your name iirc =P]
  1054. 25 [06:09:23] <Bob_GM> [You could've had 15 animal familiars...]
  1055. 25 [06:09:23] <GoldenTouch> [IMAGINE, WALKING THROUGH THE WOOD ONE DAY, TIMBERWOLVES EVERYWHERE....when out of nowhere, army of squirrels fuck them up]
  1056. 25 [06:09:26] <Aoyin> !roll d20 to run out to Fine and drag him to safety... Even though he deserves to rot.
  1057. 25 [06:09:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1058. 25 [06:09:33] <Aoyin> [THE ROLLS]
  1059. 25 [06:09:38] <GoldenTouch> [Bob was that one of the possibilitites
  1060. 25 [06:09:39] <Bob_GM> Aoyin points and laughs at Fine!
  1061. 25 [06:09:43] <Bob_GM> [Eeyup]
  1062. 25 [06:09:47] <Rolling_Point> [i'll get im ao]
  1063. 25 [06:09:54] <Bob_GM> Rolling's up
  1064. 25 [06:10:02] <GoldenTouch> [I fucking hate you fine...]
  1065. 32 [06:10:16] Rolling_Point gets up, trotting over to fine to see if he can help him.
  1066. 25 [06:10:19] <GoldenTouch> [HUE HUE LETS BASH A SQUIRRELS HEAD IN]
  1067. 25 [06:10:22] <Bob_GM> Roll
  1068. 25 [06:10:27] <Starlight> [I like it how I tried to kill it first, but no one cares]
  1069. 25 [06:10:28] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1070. 25 [06:10:28] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1071. 25 [06:10:30] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you guys, i hope the squirrls TTKs this round]
  1072. 25 [06:10:36] <Rolling_Point> [not sorry fine]
  1073. 25 [06:10:38] <GoldenTouch> [shhhhh star you made it laugh]
  1074. 25 [06:10:42] <Bob_GM> Rolling points and laughs at Fine as well!
  1075. 25 [06:10:50] <GreenHoof> [MURDERHOBO INTENSIFIES]
  1076. 25 [06:10:58] <Bob_GM> Star's up
  1077. 25 [06:10:58] <GoldenTouch> [Joke on you! I'm going to make a trade for your body]
  1078. 25 [06:11:06] <Aoyin> [My god, these 2's. Wat]
  1079. 32 [06:11:13] Starlight grabs Rocky and 360 no-scopes him into the squirrel mob
  1080. 25 [06:11:19] <GoldenTouch> [make it.... 2 acorns]
  1081. 25 [06:11:20] <Rolling_Point> [kek knows what fine deserves]
  1082. 25 [06:11:30] <Bob_GM> Roll for 1337h4x
  1083. 25 [06:11:34] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1084. 25 [06:11:34] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1085. 25 [06:11:34] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you rolling]
  1086. 25 [06:11:45] <GoldenTouch> [THATS GOING IN A MONTAGE]
  1087. 25 [06:11:45] <Rolling_Point> [lel]
  1088. 25 [06:11:46] <Bob_GM> You throw the rock at a squirrel and it hits!
  1089. 25 [06:11:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
  1090. 25 [06:11:55] <Starlight> !roll 1d6
  1091. 25 [06:11:56] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1092. 25 [06:12:04] <Bob_GM> It hits its bushy tail.
  1093. 25 [06:12:15] <Bob_GM> Feathers!
  1094. 25 [06:12:29] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to jab at one of them with his dagger, aiming for the chest.
  1095. 25 [06:12:29] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1096. 25 [06:12:38] <FeatherDuster> [ kek why ]
  1097. 25 [06:12:51] <Bob_GM> You miss, and the squirrel backflips off the dagger and boops Feathers on the nose!
  1098. 25 [06:13:02] <Bob_GM> Booze is up
  1099. 25 [06:13:20] <Aoyin> [Dat squirrel]
  1100. 25 [06:13:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for spear shish kebab
  1101. 25 [06:13:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1102. 25 [06:13:37] <Booze_Hound> [wha tis spear 6?]
  1103. 25 [06:13:48] <Bob_GM> It hits
  1104. 25 [06:13:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
  1105. 25 [06:13:51] <Rolling_Point> [woden or metal?]
  1106. 25 [06:13:57] <Rolling_Point> [wooden*]
  1107. 25 [06:13:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
  1108. 25 [06:14:00] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1109. 25 [06:14:07] <Aoyin> [Oh lawd]
  1110. 25 [06:14:13] <Bob_GM> [Weapons=8, improvised weapons like NAILINSTICK is d6]
  1111. 25 [06:14:48] <Fine_Grind> [you mean THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT]
  1112. 25 [06:15:00] <Bob_GM> Welp, you successfully shishkebabbed a squirrel.  With its last dying breath it points at you and yells, wondering why you're doing this to his family, to all he has in this world
  1113. 25 [06:15:20] <Bob_GM> Golden is up!
  1114. 32 [06:15:26] GoldenTouch is now a honorable samurai, trying to slice through one with his sword
  1115. 25 [06:15:29] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1116. 25 [06:15:30] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1117. 25 [06:15:38] <Bob_GM> Based golden
  1118. 25 [06:15:40] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
  1119. 25 [06:15:41] <Booze_Hound> "because fuck his shit, he moved on me"
  1120. 25 [06:15:45] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
  1121. 25 [06:15:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1122. 25 [06:16:21] <Bob_GM> Luckily you hit the already wounded squirrel-I'm sure you meant to.  It dies horribly!  Yayyy!
  1123. 32 [06:16:25] GoldenTouch sheaths his sword afterward and bows in their direction bringing honor to his family.
  1124. 25 [06:16:29] <Bob_GM> K Squirrel army time
  1125. 25 [06:16:41] <Aoyin> [Bob pls]
  1126. 25 [06:16:46] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Aoyin
  1127. 25 [06:16:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1128. 25 [06:16:49] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1129. 25 [06:16:49] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1130. 25 [06:16:56] <Rolling_Point> [mah gawd]
  1131. 32 [06:17:01] Aoyin faints
  1132. 25 [06:17:06] <Aoyin> [You fuck...]
  1133. 25 [06:17:07] <GoldenTouch> [tfw could have had a new squirrel familiar.....]
  1134. 25 [06:17:11] <FeatherDuster> [strong ass squirrel]
  1135. 25 [06:17:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks... Golden
  1136. 25 [06:17:17] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1137. 25 [06:17:19] <Aoyin> [I wanted my familiar... But then I got this...]
  1138. 25 [06:17:21] <Fine_Grind> [tfw i dont care]
  1139. 25 [06:17:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1140. 25 [06:17:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1141. 25 [06:17:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Feathers
  1142. 25 [06:17:34] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1143. 25 [06:17:35] <GoldenTouch> [tfw fine will never be liked by anyone because he is a dick]
  1144. 25 [06:17:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1145. 25 [06:17:38] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1146. 25 [06:17:54] <GoldenTouch> [I love you fine~ just don't tell anyone~]
  1147. 25 [06:17:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Star
  1148. 25 [06:17:55] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1149. 25 [06:17:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1150. 25 [06:17:58] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1151. 25 [06:18:04] <Bob_GM> Holy shit Kek
  1152. 25 [06:18:07] <Starlight> "N00B"
  1153. 25 [06:18:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
  1154. 25 [06:18:12] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1155. 25 [06:18:15] <Bob_GM> Misses
  1156. 25 [06:18:16] <Fine_Grind> [stop be so tsunade~]
  1157. 25 [06:18:25] <Starlight> "Nigga..."
  1158. 25 [06:18:25] <Aoyin> [>so tsunade\
  1159. 25 [06:18:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 6 attacks Booze
  1160. 25 [06:18:25] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1161. 25 [06:18:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1162. 25 [06:18:29] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1163. 25 [06:18:30] <Aoyin> [What is we, naruto?]
  1164. 25 [06:18:35] <Aoyin> [KEEEEEEEKKK]
  1165. 25 [06:18:39] <GoldenTouch> [You know i'm kidding, i have a fucking TALKIING BEAR GET ON MY LEVEL]
  1166. 25 [06:18:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 7 attacks Golden
  1167. 25 [06:18:45] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1168. 25 [06:18:48] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1169. 25 [06:18:48] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1170. 25 [06:18:50] <Bob_GM> K
  1171. 25 [06:18:51] <GoldenTouch> [peg?]
  1172. 25 [06:18:52] <Bob_GM> Wow
  1173. 25 [06:18:55] <Booze_Hound> "fuck you too squirrel!"
  1174. 25 [06:18:55] <Bob_GM> [12]
  1175. 32 [06:19:01] Starlight moons the squirrels.
  1176. 25 [06:19:04] <Bob_GM> Round 3!
  1177. 25 [06:19:13] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1178. 25 [06:19:13] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1179. 25 [06:19:16] <Bob_GM> One of the Squirrels slaps Star's flank
  1180. 25 [06:19:19] <Bob_GM> No dmg
  1181. 25 [06:19:23] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
  1182. 25 [06:19:26] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1183. 25 [06:19:26] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1184. 25 [06:19:30] <Starlight> !roll d20 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
  1185. 25 [06:19:30] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1186. 25 [06:19:45] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1187. 25 [06:19:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1188. 25 [06:19:58] <Bob_GM> Featherduster?
  1189. 25 [06:20:00] <FeatherDuster> !toll d20
  1190. 25 [06:20:00] <Booze_Hound> [why drunken one?]
  1191. 25 [06:20:05] <FeatherDuster> {>toll]
  1192. 25 [06:20:08] <Fine_Grind> >toll
  1193. 25 [06:20:08] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1194. 25 [06:20:09] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1195. 25 [06:20:16] <Bob_GM> Based Feathers goes first
  1196. 25 [06:20:19] <Starlight> [hax]
  1197. 25 [06:21:10] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 Feather whips his head to another one to bitch slap it witha hoof.
  1198. 25 [06:21:10] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1199. 25 [06:21:23] <FeatherDuster> [ -cries in a corner- ]
  1200. 25 [06:21:36] <Bob_GM> Feathers slaps like a bitch
  1201. 25 [06:21:50] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>no reply to my question.... Seriously...]
  1202. 25 [06:22:07] <Bob_GM> He slaps and misses, connecting with Fine's ass
  1203. 25 [06:22:18] <Booze_Hound> [in the forest or some shit]
  1204. 25 [06:22:22] <Bob_GM> [NOVA IT'S THE WEDDING PLACE IF YOU WEREN'T THERE IT'S NO PROBLEM]
  1205. 25 [06:22:38] <Bob_GM> Golden~
  1206. 32 [06:22:40] GoldenTouch snaps when the squirrel slaps stars ass, goldens eyes dialate like pinkemina, then pulls out his sword and processes to go on a slashing frenzy humming a happy tune the whole time [inb4 miss]
  1207. 25 [06:22:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1208. 25 [06:22:47] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1209. 25 [06:22:51] <GoldenTouch> HAAAAAA
  1210. 25 [06:22:52] <Starlight> [Hue]
  1211. 25 [06:23:13] <Bob_GM> Golden hums the Gonk as he stubs his toe on Fine's faint body
  1212. 25 [06:23:15] <Bob_GM> 1 DMG
  1213. 25 [06:23:25] <Bob_GM> Star's up
  1214. 32 [06:23:25] GoldenTouch looses his sides
  1215. 32 [06:23:44] Starlight stabs the poser squirrel.
  1216. 25 [06:23:47] <Aoyin> [I love how Fine's getting beaten up. This makes me happy]
  1217. 25 [06:23:50] <Bob_GM> Roll
  1218. 25 [06:23:53] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1219. 25 [06:23:54] <GameServ> 7 == 7
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  1221. 25 [06:24:00] <Bob_GM> Star is the true poser
  1222. 25 [06:24:06] <Starlight> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8]
  1223. 25 [06:24:08] <Bob_GM> Rollan
  1224. 25 [06:24:10] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [WELL WHERE WAS THE WEDDING RELATED TO THE MAP]
  1225. 25 [06:24:20] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [FUCK I WAS AT THE WEDDING OOC]
  1226. 25 [06:24:26] <GoldenTouch> "LIKE ZOINKS GUYS!!! WE SHOULD LIKE.... SKIDDADDLE!"
  1227. 25 [06:24:27] <Rolling_Point> "are you guys really gonna be so terrible a bunch of squirrels kill you? FUCK!" Rolling lunges at a squirrel with his knife, his eyes glistening.
  1228. 25 [06:24:46] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1229. 25 [06:24:47] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1230. 20 [06:25:01] Bob_GM_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1231. 25 [06:25:12] <Bob_GM_> Roll d8
  1232. 32 [06:25:15] Starlight wipes Carlton while humming the Gonk.
  1233. 25 [06:25:20] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
  1234. 25 [06:25:20] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1235. 25 [06:25:25] <Fine_Grind> [im not getting beaten up, others are taking damage from my fainted body]
  1236. 32 [06:25:37] GoldenTouch continues to sit there happily in a blood lust humming a nice tune
  1237. 25 [06:25:51] <Bob_GM_> Rollan stabs the squirrel slowly pushing the knife through its eyeball.  It dies.  You monster.
  1238. 25 [06:25:56] <Bob_GM_> Booze is up
  1239. 25 [06:26:00] <GoldenTouch> [YOU BASTARD!]
  1240. 25 [06:26:23] <Rolling_Point> [i hate you all, this is not where i saw myself tonight T.T]
  1241. 25 [06:26:28] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to be a spear chucker
  1242. 25 [06:26:28] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1243. 25 [06:26:34] <Bob_GM_> And boy is he!
  1244. 25 [06:26:37] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
  1245. 25 [06:26:37] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1246. 25 [06:26:39] <Aoyin> [I shouldn't adventure late at night. Past 12 it seems like my rolls become- Oh god Boozie]
  1247. 25 [06:26:52] <GoldenTouch> [I SAW MYSELF BEFRIENDING A BUNCH OF SQURRELS BUT NOOOOO]
  1248. 25 [06:27:02] <Rolling_Point> [shishkebab #2]
  1249. 25 [06:27:06] <Bob_GM_> Booze chucks his spear SO HARD GIRL... And kills a squirrel!  Yay!
  1250. 25 [06:27:09] <Bob_GM_> Now
  1251. 25 [06:27:13] <GoldenTouch> [THEY WERE GOING TO BUILD MONUMENTS TO MY SINS]
  1252. 25 [06:27:16] <Bob_GM_> Status update:  Everyone post HP
  1253. 25 [06:27:20] <GoldenTouch> 4
  1254. 25 [06:27:22] <Fine_Grind> [and now your gonna keep complaining about it]
  1255. 25 [06:27:24] <Rolling_Point> 10
  1256. 25 [06:27:30] <Starlight> 5
  1257. 25 [06:27:33] <Fine_Grind> 0
  1258. 25 [06:27:41] <Booze_Hound> 4
  1259. 25 [06:27:43] <GoldenTouch> [Fine, i'm gonna keep bringing it up to fuck with you, i could really care less]
  1260. 25 [06:27:49] <Bob_GM_> [Poor rolling, you should've stayed peaceful....  Or let your friends die~]
  1261. 25 [06:27:52] <Aoyin> 0
  1262. 25 [06:28:04] <Bob_GM_> Aoyin is faint?
  1263. 25 [06:28:07] <Bob_GM_> Aoyin is faint
  1264. 25 [06:28:13] <Bob_GM_> ;_;
  1265. 25 [06:28:16] <GoldenTouch> "Where were you when aoyin was faint...]
  1266. 25 [06:28:23] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling!
  1267. 25 [06:28:24] <Rolling_Point> [bob, morals are a terrible mistress. in the end, i'll kill the people i don't know]
  1268. 25 [06:28:25] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20
  1269. 25 [06:28:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1270. 25 [06:28:29] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1271. 25 [06:28:29] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1272. 25 [06:28:33] <Bob_GM_> 4 HP DMG
  1273. 25 [06:28:33] <Aoyin> [Took 1 from the stray acorn, took 6 from the FUCKING CRIT, then took another 3]
  1274. 25 [06:28:48] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel 2 attacks Golden!
  1275. 32 [06:28:54] GoldenTouch prays to kek
  1276. 25 [06:28:55] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20
  1277. 25 [06:28:55] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1278. 25 [06:28:58] <Bob_GM_> And misses
  1279. 32 [06:29:04] GoldenTouch vows to be keks humble servent
  1280. 25 [06:29:07] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Suirrel 3 attacks Star
  1281. 25 [06:29:08] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1282. 25 [06:29:10] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1283. 25 [06:29:10] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1284. 25 [06:29:14] <Rolling_Point> "you little shits, i didn't want this..." Rolling grunts.
  1285. 25 [06:29:20] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Booze
  1286. 25 [06:29:20] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1287. 25 [06:29:21] <Starlight> "You tried."
  1288. 25 [06:29:22] <Bob_GM_> Miss
  1289. 25 [06:29:34] <GoldenTouch> "Rolling please"
  1290. 25 [06:29:34] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Rolling
  1291. 25 [06:29:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1292. 25 [06:29:36] <GoldenTouch> "No one did"
  1293. 25 [06:29:37] <Bob_GM_> Miss
  1294. 25 [06:29:40] <Bob_GM_> NEW ROUND!
  1295. 25 [06:29:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1296. 25 [06:29:46] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1297. 25 [06:29:50] <Bob_GM_> Roll
  1298. 25 [06:29:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1299. 25 [06:29:55] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1300. 25 [06:29:57] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
  1301. 25 [06:29:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1302. 25 [06:29:58] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
  1303. 25 [06:29:58] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1304. 25 [06:30:11] <Bob_GM_> Mmkay
  1305. 25 [06:30:13] <Bob_GM_> Star
  1306. 25 [06:30:25] <Bob_GM_> Also Feathers where you at?
  1307. 25 [06:30:36] <Bob_GM_> Featherduster
  1308. 25 [06:30:51] <Bob_GM_> Star's up in the meantime
  1309. 32 [06:30:58] Starlight blindly stabs into the mob.
  1310. 25 [06:31:03] <Bob_GM_> Roll
  1311. 25 [06:31:07] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1312. 25 [06:31:07] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1313. 25 [06:31:24] <Bob_GM_> Star blindly stabbed into the mob.  I don't know what she was trying to accomplish.
  1314. 25 [06:31:38] <Aoyin> [Quothe the Fey: PC's pls]
  1315. 25 [06:31:39] <Bob_GM_> Rolling should've been first though, my bad
  1316. 25 [06:31:55] <Bob_GM_> Go Rolling
  1317. 25 [06:31:56] <Starlight> [That's why I didn't respond right away]
  1318. 25 [06:31:59] <Rolling_Point> [the longer i don't have to kill squirrels the better.]
  1319. 25 [06:32:15] <Bob_GM_> [#BlameGM]
  1320. 32 [06:32:21] Rolling_Point lunges at another squirrel, crying openly now.
  1321. 25 [06:32:26] <Aoyin> [#BlameHipster]
  1322. 25 [06:32:28] <FeatherDuster> [ Sorry bout that! ]
  1323. 25 [06:32:29] <Bob_GM_> Roll monster
  1324. 25 [06:32:30] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1325. 25 [06:32:30] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1326. 25 [06:32:39] <Rolling_Point> [i missed, yay!]
  1327. 25 [06:32:42] <Bob_GM_> You miss!  The squirrel laughs at your bitch tears
  1328. 25 [06:32:47] <Bob_GM_> Feathers roll init
  1329. 25 [06:32:52] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1330. 25 [06:32:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1331. 25 [06:33:00] <Bob_GM_> Booze!
  1332. 25 [06:33:16] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 fro molotov OF THE DRUNKEN ONE
  1333. 25 [06:33:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1334. 25 [06:33:21] <Booze_Hound> [awwww]
  1335. 25 [06:33:35] <Booze_Hound> [hit or miss?]
  1336. 25 [06:33:41] <Booze_Hound> [because molotov]
  1337. 25 [06:33:42] <Bob_GM_> The drunken threw his molotov in the opposite direction
  1338. 25 [06:33:46] <Bob_GM_> FINE ROLL D20
  1339. 25 [06:34:03] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1340. 25 [06:34:03] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1341. 32 [06:34:04] Starlight drinks Rolling's delicious tears.
  1342. 25 [06:34:16] <Bob_GM_> Welp, Booze rolled poorly for you
  1343. 25 [06:34:28] <Bob_GM_> The blast singed Fine_Grind 's eyebrows off
  1344. 32 [06:34:28] GoldenTouch takes of glass of rolling tears
  1345. 32 [06:34:36] Aoyin regrets everything he's ever done to deserve getting fucking wrecked by squirrels
  1346. 25 [06:34:36] <Booze_Hound> [] wait shit i thought you were talking about my bitching
  1347. 25 [06:34:38] <Rolling_Point> * Rolling neglects to tell starlight he cries arsenic*
  1348. 25 [06:34:44] <Bob_GM_> Feathers is up!
  1349. 25 [06:34:44] <Fine_Grind> [MY BROWS]
  1350. 25 [06:34:59] <Booze_Hound> "you look better that way"
  1351. 32 [06:35:05] Starlight was bitten by a radioactive atom of arsenic.
  1352. 25 [06:35:05] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to jumps at another one whining along the way
  1353. 25 [06:35:05] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1354. 32 [06:35:15] GoldenTouch starts humming this still in his bloodlust
  1355. 25 [06:35:16] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxChCHwjWE
  1356. 25 [06:35:16] <Bob_GM_> Feathers merely whines
  1357. 25 [06:35:24] <Fine_Grind> [THATS A LIE]
  1358. 25 [06:35:28] <Bob_GM_> Golden is up!
  1359. 25 [06:35:30] <FeatherDuster> [ Like a boss ]
  1360. 25 [06:35:32] <Aoyin> [Usojanai..]
  1361. 32 [06:35:58] GoldenTouch is singing as he's slashing
  1362. 25 [06:36:00] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1363. 25 [06:36:00] <FeatherDuster> [ It's not a lie? ]
  1364. 25 [06:36:01] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1365. 25 [06:36:11] <Bob_GM_> Golden sings the Gonk
  1366. 25 [06:36:28] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel legion GO
  1367. 25 [06:36:38] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
  1368. 25 [06:36:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1369. 25 [06:36:49] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Rolling
  1370. 25 [06:36:49] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1371. 25 [06:36:53] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1372. 25 [06:36:53] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1373. 25 [06:37:03] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Booze
  1374. 25 [06:37:03] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1375. 25 [06:37:06] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1376. 25 [06:37:06] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1377. 25 [06:37:16] <Aoyin> [This is too painful... I'm going to go get popcorn]
  1378. 25 [06:37:17] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Golden
  1379. 25 [06:37:17] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1380. 25 [06:37:21] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1381. 25 [06:37:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1382. 25 [06:37:24] <Bob_GM_> Welp
  1383. 25 [06:37:34] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
  1384. 25 [06:37:34] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1385. 32 [06:37:38] GoldenTouch is knocked down "Keep that mane short star~"
  1386. 25 [06:37:38] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1387. 25 [06:37:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1388. 25 [06:37:43] <Bob_GM_> Everyone post HP
  1389. 25 [06:37:47] <GoldenTouch> 0
  1390. 25 [06:37:47] <Aoyin> 0
  1391. 32 [06:37:48] Rolling_Point looks down at the squirrel that attacked him, sniffling. "i'm sorry..."
  1392. 25 [06:37:51] <Booze_Hound> 2
  1393. 25 [06:37:52] <Rolling_Point> 5
  1394. 25 [06:37:56] <Starlight> 3
  1395. 25 [06:38:04] <FeatherDuster> 8
  1396. 32 [06:38:04] Starlight runs over to Golden.
  1397. 25 [06:38:12] <Bob_GM_> Mmkay, roll init
  1398. 25 [06:38:17] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1399. 25 [06:38:17] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1400. 25 [06:38:21] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1401. 25 [06:38:22] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1402. 25 [06:38:22] <Starlight> Wait no, 2
  1403. 25 [06:38:26] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1404. 25 [06:38:26] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1405. 25 [06:38:42] <Bob_GM_> Booze?
  1406. 25 [06:38:47] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
  1407. 25 [06:38:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1408. 25 [06:38:53] <Bob_GM_> Star is up
  1409. 25 [06:39:00] <Booze_Hound> srry itunes. need battle music
  1410. 25 [06:39:06] <Bob_GM_> Hue
  1411. 32 [06:39:08] Starlight grabs Golden and tries to drag him away. "Like, fuck this Scoob."
  1412. 32 [06:39:08] GoldenTouch continues to mumble living in the sunlight as he's KO'd
  1413. 25 [06:39:19] <Bob_GM_> Star, roll
  1414. 25 [06:39:23] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1415. 25 [06:39:24] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1416. 25 [06:39:46] <Bob_GM_> Star drags Golden's body along with so much force it connects with a squirrel!
  1417. 25 [06:39:50] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d4
  1418. 25 [06:39:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1419. 25 [06:40:01] <Bob_GM_> The squirrel is heavily wounded!  Like Fine!
  1420. 25 [06:40:10] <Bob_GM_> Feathers
  1421. 32 [06:40:13] GoldenTouch is pony weapon
  1422. 25 [06:41:02] <Bob_GM_> No apologies necessary FeatherDuster
  1423. 25 [06:41:27] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to finally hit something crying along the way
  1424. 25 [06:41:27] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1425. 25 [06:42:01] <Bob_GM_> Nope, but the squirrel you aimed for licked one of your tears
  1426. 25 [06:42:10] <Bob_GM_> Rollan
  1427. 25 [06:42:14] <FeatherDuster> [ l-lewd]
  1428. 25 [06:42:34] <GoldenTouch> [quite~]
  1429. 32 [06:42:37] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel that hit him earlier.
  1430. 34 [06:42:44] Starlight [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1431. 25 [06:42:58] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1432. 25 [06:42:58] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1433. 25 [06:43:05] <Bob_GM_> Misss
  1434. 20 [06:43:07] Starlight [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1435. 25 [06:43:13] <Bob_GM_> Booze's turn
  1436. 25 [06:43:15] <Rolling_Point> [ok lol]
  1437. 25 [06:43:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 melee attack
  1438. 25 [06:43:28] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1439. 25 [06:43:31] <Booze_Hound> shit
  1440. 25 [06:43:33] <Bob_GM_> Hue
  1441. 25 [06:43:39] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel legion GO
  1442. 25 [06:43:57] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling
  1443. 25 [06:43:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1444. 25 [06:44:05] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Star
  1445. 25 [06:44:06] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1446. 25 [06:44:11] <Starlight> [pls be 5]
  1447. 25 [06:44:17] <Rolling_Point> [>tfw 14 misses a squirrel lol]
  1448. 25 [06:44:18] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Feathers
  1449. 25 [06:44:18] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1450. 25 [06:44:22] <Starlight> [fug]
  1451. 25 [06:44:23] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1452. 25 [06:44:23] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1453. 25 [06:44:32] <GoldenTouch> [why you want 5]
  1454. 25 [06:44:37] <Starlight> [3 4 5]
  1455. 25 [06:44:42] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Booze
  1456. 25 [06:44:42] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1457. 25 [06:44:43] <GoldenTouch> [ooooh]
  1458. 25 [06:44:45] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1459. 25 [06:44:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1460. 25 [06:44:51] <Booze_Hound> -1
  1461. 25 [06:44:56] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
  1462. 25 [06:44:56] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1463. 25 [06:44:59] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
  1464. 25 [06:44:59] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1465. 25 [06:45:03] <Bob_GM_> Post HP erryone
  1466. 25 [06:45:06] <FeatherDuster> 7
  1467. 25 [06:45:07] <Rolling_Point> 5
  1468. 25 [06:45:08] <GoldenTouch> 10
  1469. 25 [06:45:10] <Starlight> Not sure. 1?
  1470. 25 [06:45:11] <GoldenTouch> 0
  1471. 25 [06:45:11] <Aoyin> #rekt
  1472. 32 [06:45:13] Booze_Hound collapses "you bastards can eat my nuts"
  1473. 25 [06:45:15] <Booze_Hound> -1
  1474. 25 [06:45:24] <Rolling_Point> [my sides]
  1475. 25 [06:45:32] <Bob_GM_> Golden is hit by boulders, knocking him back down to 0
  1476. 25 [06:45:37] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 they do]
  1477. 25 [06:45:38] <GoldenTouch> [Booze.... the thing is they will]
  1478. 25 [06:45:38] <Bob_GM_> Star is at 1 IIRC
  1479. 25 [06:45:44] <Fine_Grind> 0
  1480. 25 [06:45:58] <Bob_GM_> Roll inits
  1481. 25 [06:46:02] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1482. 25 [06:46:03] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1483. 25 [06:46:03] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
  1484. 25 [06:46:03] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1485. 25 [06:46:05] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1486. 25 [06:46:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1487. 25 [06:46:10] <Bob_GM_> Star goes first
  1488. 32 [06:46:30] Starlight dives into the squirrel mob and flails around like a retard.
  1489. 25 [06:46:36] <Bob_GM_> Roll, retard
  1490. 25 [06:46:42] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1491. 25 [06:46:42] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1492. 25 [06:46:52] <Bob_GM_> Star flails around like a retard
  1493. 25 [06:46:57] <Bob_GM_> Feathers is up
  1494. 25 [06:47:12] <Bob_GM_> [You could have prevented this]
  1495. 25 [06:47:26] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to follow after star with dagger ready to stabbity, stabbity
  1496. 25 [06:47:26] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1497. 25 [06:47:30] <Starlight> [#Worsethantheshadows]
  1498. 25 [06:47:32] <Rolling_Point> [no one controls fine.that animal has no leash]
  1499. 25 [06:47:36] <GoldenTouch> [Bob please... fine didn't know what he was doing]
  1500. 25 [06:47:37] <Bob_GM_> Roll d8 stabbity
  1501. 25 [06:48:15] <Bob_GM_> Or I'll roll for ya
  1502. 25 [06:48:17] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d8
  1503. 25 [06:48:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1504. 25 [06:48:18] <GoldenTouch> [I wonder what i would have named my squirrels.... Winifred.....and Leroy....
  1505. 25 [06:48:35] <Bob_GM_> With the help of your based GM you murdered Winifred
  1506. 25 [06:48:42] <Bob_GM_> Rolling is up
  1507. 25 [06:48:43] <Rolling_Point> [gunther, perhaps? i've always liked gunther...]
  1508. 25 [06:48:46] <GoldenTouch> [Hmmmm]
  1509. 25 [06:48:56] <FeatherDuster> [ Wait I killed something? Wooo! ]
  1510. 25 [06:48:59] <GoldenTouch> [My friends lucky enough to have that as his last name]
  1511. 32 [06:49:08] Rolling_Point leaps upon a squirrel, stabbing down.
  1512. 25 [06:49:09] <Fine_Grind> [all i knew was "bushy tail", monsters can have bushy tails, like raccoons]
  1513. 32 [06:49:20] Starlight licks one of the squirrels.
  1514. 25 [06:49:22] <Aoyin> [MISTER GUNTHER, THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW]
  1515. 25 [06:49:33] <GoldenTouch> [I ROLLED A 20 INSPECTED IT, AND SAW IT WAS A SQUIRREL
  1516. 25 [06:49:33] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1517. 25 [06:49:33] <GameServ> 18 == 18
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  1519. 25 [06:49:43] <Fine_Grind> [fuck raccoons]
  1520. 25 [06:49:56] <Bob_GonkMaster> Rolling roll d8
  1521. 25 [06:49:57] <GoldenTouch> [If it was a racoon i would hate you more]
  1522. 20 [06:49:59] Quicksilver [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1523. 25 [06:50:02] <Starlight> [I'm not into that kind of stuff]
  1524. 25 [06:50:10] <Rolling_Point> [bob didn't see my 18, lel]
  1525. 25 [06:50:12] <GoldenTouch> [Me and my band of racoons being sneaky fuckers]
  1526. 25 [06:50:14] <Bob_GonkMaster> I did
  1527. 25 [06:50:21] <Rolling_Point> [madness]
  1528. 25 [06:50:23] <Bob_GonkMaster> Roll d8
  1529. 25 [06:50:29] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
  1530. 25 [06:50:29] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1531. 25 [06:50:37] <GoldenTouch> [Sly cooper~Fox~And Leroy]
  1532. 32 [06:50:59] Starlight crawls under Feather for shielding.
  1533. 32 [06:51:04] Rolling_Point stabs the squirrel again. and again. and again. "i'm gonna wake up in my tree... it'll all be fine..."
  1534. 25 [06:51:12] <Bob_GonkMaster> You stab directly down the squirrel from the top.  As your hilt and hoof connect with the Squirrel's head with a squish, you rethink your life.  You murderer
  1535. 25 [06:51:33] <Aoyin> [I'm glad I'm passed out for all of this]
  1536. 25 [06:51:35] <Bob_GonkMaster> 3 Squirrels stand before me, but only one can become... Wait
  1537. 25 [06:51:37] <Bob_GonkMaster> Nvm
  1538. 25 [06:51:44] <Bob_GonkMaster> Squirrel triumverate GO
  1539. 25 [06:51:51] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Star
  1540. 25 [06:51:51] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1541. 25 [06:51:59] <GoldenTouch> [inb4 super sayian squirrel]
  1542. 25 [06:52:01] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
  1543. 25 [06:52:01] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1544. 25 [06:52:03] <Booze_Hound> [i'm sad i could not defeat the squirrel army]
  1545. 25 [06:52:07] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d3
  1546. 25 [06:52:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1547. 25 [06:52:20] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Star for licking it
  1548. 25 [06:52:21] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1549. 25 [06:52:28] <Bob_GonkMaster> New round, post HP
  1550. 25 [06:52:29] <Starlight> "<3"
  1551. 25 [06:52:30] <Rolling_Point> [Rolling is having a terrible nightmare. he knows it'll all be fine when he wakes up]
  1552. 25 [06:52:32] <Starlight> 1
  1553. 25 [06:52:34] <GoldenTouch> 0
  1554. 25 [06:52:34] <Rolling_Point> 5
  1555. 25 [06:52:35] <Booze_Hound> -1
  1556. 25 [06:52:38] <Rolling_Point> i think
  1557. 25 [06:52:42] <Fine_Grind> 0
  1558. 25 [06:52:55] <Aoyin> !roll d2 Gooddreams|baddreams
  1559. 25 [06:52:55] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1560. 25 [06:52:56] <Booze_Hound> wait 16
  1561. 25 [06:52:57] <Bob_GonkMaster> I think you're right
  1562. 25 [06:52:58] <Booze_Hound> i think
  1563. 32 [06:53:05] Aoyin is having bad dreams and dropped another HP because of it
  1564. 25 [06:53:11] <Bob_GonkMaster> Booze has night terrors
  1565. 25 [06:53:21] <Bob_GonkMaster> K roll inits
  1566. 25 [06:53:22] <FeatherDuster> 6 hp
  1567. 25 [06:53:23] <Booze_Hound> [more vomit terrors]
  1568. 25 [06:53:29] <Starlight> !roll d20
  1569. 25 [06:53:30] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1570. 25 [06:53:30] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1571. 25 [06:53:30] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1572. 25 [06:53:31] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1573. 25 [06:53:32] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1574. 25 [06:53:37] <Bob_GonkMaster> Feathers goes first!
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  1576. 25 [06:55:35] <GoldenTouch> K..... so bees are dead, its all about squirrels now....
  1577. 25 [06:56:08] <Rolling_Point> [feathers, she is, le ded]
  1578. 25 [06:56:26] <Bob_GonkMaster> [As FeatherDuster writes, what do ya'll think of me as a GM so far?]
  1579. 20 [06:56:39] Starlight_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1580. 25 [06:56:40] <GoldenTouch> [Where were you when feather was le ded
  1581. 25 [06:56:41] <Booze_Hound> [pretty good]
  1582. 25 [06:56:43] <Aoyin> [Pretty good!]
  1583. 25 [06:56:48] <Starlight_> [Sorry, internet's having a seizure]
  1584. 25 [06:56:52] <Aoyin> [I really wanted a squrrel though...]
  1585. 34 [06:56:55] Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1586. 25 [06:57:04] <Booze_Hound> [sucks getting wrecked by squirrels ]
  1587. 25 [06:57:08] <Rolling_Point> [it's fine. i didn't want a squirrel anyway. doin' fine bob-san]
  1588. 37 [06:57:15] Bob_GonkMaster [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  1589. 25 [06:57:16] <GoldenTouch> [i was in the garden picking my patunias when i heard.... feather is le ded "No...Feather cannot be le dead..."
  1590. 25 [06:57:44] <Bob_GM> Ugh, we postpone Feathers.  Rolling's up!
  1591. 25 [06:57:48] <FeatherDuster> ( >tfw I just typed it all up twice and esper didn't take it )
  1592. 25 [06:57:55] <Bob_GM> NVM then
  1593. 25 [06:58:02] <GoldenTouch> [feather is not ded!]
  1594. 25 [06:58:05] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to attack with the furty of a thousand suns!
  1595. 25 [06:58:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1596. 25 [06:58:16] <Bob_GM> Feathers attacks with no furty!
  1597. 25 [06:58:21] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
  1598. 25 [06:58:28] <FeatherDuster> [ fuck you up the butt kek ]
  1599. 32 [06:58:28] Rolling_Point attacks a squirrel, his eyes full of furty!
  1600. 25 [06:58:33] <Bob_GM> Roll
  1601. 25 [06:58:34] <GoldenTouch> [but bob i like it, i wish i could have a squirrel
  1602. 34 [06:58:36] Starlight [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1603. 25 [06:58:38] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1604. 25 [06:58:38] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1605. 37 [06:58:46] Starlight_ [[email protected]] is now known as Starlight
  1606. 25 [06:58:47] <Bob_GM> [You could've had 15 animal familiars]
  1607. 25 [06:58:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
  1608. 25 [06:58:56] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
  1609. 25 [06:58:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1610. 25 [06:58:57] <Starlight> [#Rolling2013]
  1611. 25 [06:59:10] <GoldenTouch> [Well then again..... 15 squirrels<Echo]
  1612. 25 [06:59:13] <Rolling_Point> [take fourteen damage gunther, i have failed you]
  1613. 25 [06:59:16] <Bob_GM> Rolling kills Gunther in the coldest of blood!
  1614. 25 [06:59:20] <Bob_GM> Star's up
  1615. 25 [06:59:33] <Aoyin> [Rolling, you just gibbed a squirrel. How do you feel?\
  1616. 25 [06:59:48] <Bob_GM> [mfw I didn't see Rolling say Gunther until I poster Gunther]
  1617. 25 [06:59:55] <Rolling_Point> [the clouds, they're filled with stars...]
  1618. 25 [07:00:01] <Starlight> !roll d20 Stabbity
  1619. 25 [07:00:01] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1620. 25 [07:00:05] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1621. 25 [07:00:11] <Starlight> [Oops[]4
  1622. 25 [07:00:12] <Fine_Grind> [he doesnt feel as good as when i killed the first one]
  1623. 25 [07:00:16] <Bob_GM> Squirrel duo GO!
  1624. 25 [07:00:28] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 boops Star
  1625. 25 [07:00:28] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1626. 25 [07:00:31] <Bob_GM> Wow
  1627. 25 [07:00:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1628. 25 [07:00:34] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1629. 25 [07:00:39] <Rolling_Point> [wew]
  1630. 25 [07:00:43] <Bob_GM> Star takes 2 dmg
  1631. 25 [07:00:47] <Bob_GM> And is faint!
  1632. 32 [07:00:49] Starlight is ded.
  1633. 25 [07:00:51] <FeatherDuster> ( how many are left? )
  1634. 25 [07:00:58] <Rolling_Point> 2
  1635. 25 [07:00:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
  1636. 25 [07:00:58] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1637. 32 [07:01:01] GoldenTouch is ded too
  1638. 25 [07:01:02] <Bob_GM> Miss
  1639. 25 [07:01:07] <Rolling_Point> [that we know of...]
  1640. 32 [07:01:08] Aoyin is faint
  1641. 25 [07:01:11] <Bob_GM> Roll init TWO PONIES STILL UP
  1642. 25 [07:01:17] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1643. 25 [07:01:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1644. 25 [07:01:20] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1645. 25 [07:01:20] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1646. 25 [07:01:25] <Bob_GM> Rolling
  1647. 25 [07:01:29] <Fine_Grind> [were getting recked by rodents]
  1648. 25 [07:01:36] <GoldenTouch> >mammals
  1649. 25 [07:01:39] <Bob_GM> [And how]
  1650. 32 [07:01:44] Starlight cries internally and externally.
  1651. 25 [07:01:46] <FeatherDuster> [ strength in numbers! ]
  1652. 25 [07:01:50] <Aoyin> [At least the shadows made sense. But these squirrels... OH GOD.]
  1653. 32 [07:01:53] GoldenTouch is ded and comforts star
  1654. 25 [07:01:54] <Bob_GM> >Implying rodents aren't rodents
  1655. 25 [07:02:00] <Bob_GM> >Implying rodents aren't mammals
  1656. 32 [07:02:02] Rolling_Point glances down at the tattered remains of his friend gunther. he sighs, pouncing on another squirrel.
  1657. 25 [07:02:04] <Bob_GM> #Blame GM
  1658. 25 [07:02:06] <Bob_GM> Roll
  1659. 25 [07:02:06] <GoldenTouch> >implying their not the hero fourcannon needs
  1660. 25 [07:02:08] <Aoyin> [And suddenly I vaguely want to contront Feather with a shadow.]
  1661. 25 [07:02:09] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1662. 25 [07:02:09] <GameServ> 7 == 7
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  1664. 25 [07:02:19] <GoldenTouch> oh god....
  1665. 25 [07:02:24] <Starlight> [#Squirrelgate2012]
  1666. 25 [07:02:26] <Bob_GM> Rolling is too much of a murderer right now to actually kill something
  1667. 25 [07:02:29] <GoldenTouch> [HARDER~]
  1668. 25 [07:02:30] <Bob_GM> Feathers go
  1669. 25 [07:02:41] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to fuck shit up
  1670. 25 [07:02:41] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1671. 25 [07:02:44] <GoldenTouch> [Oh high there starfire]
  1672. 25 [07:02:57] <Bob_GM> Feathers fucks no shit at all
  1673. 25 [07:03:02] <Rolling_Point> [it's not too late, run starfire]
  1674. 25 [07:03:06] <Bob_GM> Squirrel gruesome twosome go
  1675. 25 [07:03:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
  1676. 25 [07:03:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1677. 25 [07:03:23] <Aoyin> [>ded]
  1678. 25 [07:03:34] <GoldenTouch> [GRUESOME TWOSOME!]
  1679. 25 [07:03:46] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 1 trips on Fine's body, kicking him in the nuts as it falls for 1 dmg
  1680. 25 [07:03:59] <Rolling_Point> [kills itself at the sight of ded gunther, the greatest squirrel to ever scurry the land]
  1681. 25 [07:04:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 bitchslaps Rolling
  1682. 25 [07:04:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1683. 25 [07:04:08] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1684. 25 [07:04:13] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
  1685. 25 [07:04:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1686. 25 [07:04:21] <GameServ> 8, 11 == 19
  1687. 25 [07:04:22] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1688. 25 [07:04:22] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1689. 25 [07:04:23] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1690. 25 [07:04:23] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1691. 25 [07:04:27] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
  1692. 32 [07:04:50] Rolling_Point attacks the other squirrel.
  1693. 25 [07:04:57] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1694. 25 [07:04:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1695. 25 [07:04:57] <Bob_GM> Roll, monster
  1696. 34 [07:05:00] Starfire [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 182 seconds
  1697. 37 [07:05:00] Starfire_ [[email protected]] is now known as Starfire
  1698. 25 [07:05:02] <Bob_GM> You miss.
  1699. 25 [07:05:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers go!
  1700. 25 [07:05:28] <Rolling_Point> [thank god, i already have 4 squirrels on my soul]
  1701. 25 [07:05:32] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to kick the bastard
  1702. 25 [07:05:33] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1703. 25 [07:05:43] <Bob_GM> Feathers kicks the bastard.  Roll d4
  1704. 25 [07:05:47] <GoldenTouch> [roll for if the fieldgoal is good]
  1705. 25 [07:05:48] <FeatherDuster> !roll d4
  1706. 25 [07:05:48] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1707. 25 [07:05:52] <Bob_GM> [inb4 it hits Fine]
  1708. 25 [07:06:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers lightly grazes Squirrel No. 1
  1709. 25 [07:06:20] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling
  1710. 25 [07:06:20] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1711. 25 [07:06:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1712. 25 [07:06:22] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1713. 25 [07:06:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
  1714. 25 [07:06:33] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1715. 25 [07:06:35] <Bob_GM> Wow
  1716. 25 [07:06:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1717. 25 [07:06:39] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1718. 25 [07:06:43] <Bob_GM> Post HP
  1719. 25 [07:06:47] <Rolling_Point> 4
  1720. 25 [07:06:54] <FeatherDuster> 5
  1721. 25 [07:07:01] <Aoyin> #jimmies
  1722. 32 [07:07:08] Starlight mentally plays a game of Go Fish with Golden.
  1723. 25 [07:07:09] <Bob_GM> You checked that as a crit right Feathers?
  1724. 32 [07:07:21] GoldenTouch wants to know if star has any threes
  1725. 25 [07:07:25] <FeatherDuster> Oh, is crit dif? )
  1726. 25 [07:07:30] <Rolling_Point> [naw, feathers is at 4]
  1727. 25 [07:07:38] <Bob_GM> Crit doubles dmg
  1728. 32 [07:07:38] Starlight tell him no, and to remove his shirt.
  1729. 32 [07:07:39] Aoyin wishes he could mentally play Go Fish, too
  1730. 25 [07:07:44] <FeatherDuster> 4 it is! )
  1731. 25 [07:07:45] <Rolling_Point> [crit's double damage]
  1732. 25 [07:07:48] <Bob_GM> K
  1733. 25 [07:07:53] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
  1734. 25 [07:07:56] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1735. 25 [07:07:56] <GameServ> 6, 14 == 20
  1736. 25 [07:07:57] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1737. 25 [07:07:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1738. 25 [07:08:01] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1739. 25 [07:08:02] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1740. 25 [07:08:06] <Bob_GM> Welp
  1741. 32 [07:08:06] GoldenTouch removes the shirt he's not wearing
  1742. 25 [07:08:07] <Rolling_Point> [dubs]
  1743. 25 [07:08:14] <FeatherDuster> ( double attack? )
  1744. 25 [07:08:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
  1745. 25 [07:08:16] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1746. 32 [07:08:22] Starlight tells Aoyin strip Go Fish isn't up his alley.
  1747. 25 [07:08:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Rolling
  1748. 25 [07:08:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1749. 25 [07:08:31] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
  1750. 32 [07:08:34] Aoyin doubts that
  1751. 32 [07:08:41] GoldenTouch tells aoyin the same thing
  1752. 25 [07:08:44] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 2 hits Booze's nits, stubbing its toe for 1 dmg
  1753. 25 [07:08:51] <Rolling_Point> [these squirrels are doing my job for me]
  1754. 25 [07:09:00] <Bob_GM> Feathers first
  1755. 32 [07:09:07] Starlight asks Golden if he has any 5's
  1756. 25 [07:09:13] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to shank a ho
  1757. 25 [07:09:13] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1758. 32 [07:09:19] Bob_GM is too amateur a GM to do double attacks
  1759. 25 [07:09:24] <Bob_GM> Feather's a ho
  1760. 25 [07:09:28] <Bob_GM> Go Rolling
  1761. 32 [07:09:29] Aoyin mentally walks away dejectidly
  1762. 32 [07:09:37] GoldenTouch looks at his hand and forgets how to count
  1763. 25 [07:09:48] <Bob_GM> [ffs Kek...]
  1764. 32 [07:09:51] GoldenTouch has 3 5's "Go fish"
  1765. 32 [07:09:52] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel again, trying to bring this travesty to a close.
  1766. 25 [07:09:56] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1767. 25 [07:09:57] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1768. 32 [07:09:59] Starlight gives up and goes to see what ghost Booze is doing.
  1769. 25 [07:09:59] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1770. 25 [07:10:05] <Bob_GM> New round, roll inits
  1771. 25 [07:10:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  1772. 25 [07:10:11] <GameServ> 16, 1 == 17
  1773. 25 [07:10:11] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1774. 25 [07:10:11] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1775. 32 [07:10:13] GoldenTouch wants to drink in ghost form
  1776. 32 [07:10:21] GoldenTouch jumps on ghost booze
  1777. 25 [07:10:21] <Booze_Hound> ghost booze is drinking spirits
  1778. 25 [07:10:31] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1779. 25 [07:10:32] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1780. 32 [07:10:35] Starlight jumps on ghost Golden.
  1781. 25 [07:10:40] <Bob_GM> Based Feathers goes first
  1782. 25 [07:10:43] <Booze_Hound> [if you don't find that funny i hate you]
  1783. 32 [07:10:44] GoldenTouch is now a plushie ghost
  1784. 25 [07:10:54] <Rolling_Point> [gost drinking spirits... is that an innuendo?=P]
  1785. 25 [07:10:57] <GoldenTouch> [booze i did good sir]
  1786. 25 [07:10:58] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to not be based and try to stab a bitch again
  1787. 25 [07:10:59] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1788. 25 [07:11:04] <Aoyin> [lel]
  1789. 25 [07:11:05] <Starlight> [9/10 Absolute shit - Starlight]
  1790. 25 [07:11:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers is not so based
  1791. 25 [07:11:14] <Fine_Grind> [>spirits]
  1792. 25 [07:11:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
  1793. 25 [07:11:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1794. 37 [07:11:20] GoldenTouch [[email protected]] is now known as GoldenGhost-Plushie
  1795. 25 [07:11:22] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1796. 25 [07:11:27] <Bob_GM> Rolling
  1797. 25 [07:11:29] <Booze_Hound> [good, it works on many levels. that is high brow shit there]
  1798. 32 [07:11:36] Starlight hug the ghost plushie.
  1799. 25 [07:11:41] <Starlight> *hugs
  1800. 32 [07:11:49] Rolling_Point cries into his milk, stabbing a bitch
  1801. 25 [07:11:53] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1802. 25 [07:11:53] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1803. 25 [07:12:01] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
  1804. 25 [07:12:01] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1805. 25 [07:12:07] <Bob_GM> Rolling stabs Fine for 5 dmg
  1806. 25 [07:12:09] <Bob_GM> JK
  1807. 25 [07:12:18] <Fine_Grind> [swear to god]
  1808. 25 [07:12:20] <Rolling_Point> [lol]
  1809. 25 [07:12:30] <Bob_GM> Rolling stabs the pregnant Squirrel 1... Whattabitch
  1810. 25 [07:12:37] <Bob_GM> And kills it
  1811. 25 [07:12:37] <Starlight> "Hey guys, let's go beat up ghost Fine."
  1812. 25 [07:12:43] <Booze_Hound> double kill
  1813. 32 [07:12:46] GoldenGhost-Plushie agrees internally
  1814. 25 [07:12:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 avenges the pregnant wife's death
  1815. 25 [07:12:58] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1816. 25 [07:13:00] <Rolling_Point> [eugenics, that one wasn't a benefit to the superior squirrel race]
  1817. 25 [07:13:01] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
  1818. 25 [07:13:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1819. 25 [07:13:06] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
  1820. 37 [07:13:13] Aoyin [[email protected]] is now known as Aoyurei
  1821. 25 [07:13:19] <Bob_GM> Rolling 3 HP Feathers 3?
  1822. 25 [07:13:22] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1823. 25 [07:13:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1824. 25 [07:13:28] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1825. 25 [07:13:28] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1826. 32 [07:13:33] Aoyurei ghostwhispers, "I'd do it."
  1827. 25 [07:13:33] <Rolling_Point> [ya, 3 for me]
  1828. 32 [07:13:45] Fine_Grind 's ghost is on a high plane of existence
  1829. 25 [07:13:54] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
  1830. 25 [07:13:54] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1831. 25 [07:13:59] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
  1832. 32 [07:14:22] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel, the last, lone survivor
  1833. 25 [07:14:27] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
  1834. 25 [07:14:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1835. 32 [07:14:30] Booze_Hound drinking with pony satan, pretty cool guy
  1836. 25 [07:14:32] <Bob_GM> It survives
  1837. 25 [07:14:36] <Bob_GM> Feathers
  1838. 32 [07:14:43] Starlight manifests as a Force Ghost ad watches the battle.
  1839. 25 [07:14:50] <Booze_Hound> [is that my BRO squirrel?]
  1840. 25 [07:14:55] <Aoyurei> [Feathers if you don't save this squirrel that just went along to look cool[]
  1841. 25 [07:15:00] <Bob_GM> [No you killed that one]
  1842. 25 [07:15:09] <GoldenGhost-Plushie> [NO WE DIDNT]
  1843. 25 [07:15:21] <Booze_Hound> [save it and ill owe you]
  1844. 25 [07:15:21] <Bob_GM> Oh yes you did
  1845. 25 [07:15:29] <GoldenGhost-Plushie> [SAVE HIM FEATHER]
  1846. 32 [07:15:33] Starlight walks over to her body and wonders if it's rape or masterbation.
  1847. 25 [07:15:33] <Booze_Hound> [vaderNOOOOOOO.jpg]
  1848. 32 [07:15:58] FeatherDuster looks down at the critter
  1849. 37 [07:15:59] GoldenGhost-Plushie [[email protected]] is now known as GoldenTouch
  1850. 25 [07:16:19] <Rolling_Point> [we could save it. i'm fine with that. my plan now is to knock it out and cover it in it's friends bodies, so no one suspects we left it alive.]
  1851. 25 [07:16:20] <GoldenTouch> [JOIN ME... OR DIE~]
  1852. 32 [07:16:22] Starlight [CENSORED]
  1853. 25 [07:16:30] <FeatherDuster> " You....brave little thing. "
  1854. 32 [07:17:00] Starlight 's body feels violated.
  1855. 25 [07:17:02] <Rolling_Point> "feather, tell it to go. tell it to run away..."
  1856. 32 [07:17:10] GoldenTouch watches with glee
  1857. 25 [07:17:27] <FeatherDuster> " And risk revenge? No. " he leans down to it to get close
  1858. 25 [07:17:34] <Aoyurei> [OH NO]
  1859. 25 [07:17:44] <Aoyurei> [FEATHIES PLS]
  1860. 25 [07:17:52] <GoldenTouch> [do it feather~ Boop it~]
  1861. 32 [07:18:05] FeatherDuster looks the rodent in the eyes
  1862. 25 [07:18:33] <GoldenTouch> [Hey fine. take notes]
  1863. 25 [07:18:38] <Aoyurei> [<INTESIFYING INTENSIFIES>]
  1864. 25 [07:18:42] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to embrace into a hug
  1865. 25 [07:18:42] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1866. 25 [07:18:58] <Aoyurei> [NOOOOOO]
  1867. 25 [07:19:04] <GoldenTouch> [YOU FOOL~]
  1868. 25 [07:19:05] <Rolling_Point> [YOU MISSED THE HUG! WHAT ARE YOU?]
  1869. 25 [07:19:07] <Bob_GM> This critter had friends.  It had family.  A pregnant wife.  Drinking buddies.  A male friend he was experimenting with.  Sons.  Daughters.  Parents.  And you killed them.  All.  Everything he had.  All he lived for...  Gone.  He escapes the hug.
  1870. 25 [07:19:23] <Bob_GM> The squirrel walks over to Star's body
  1871. 25 [07:19:30] <Bob_GM> The squirrel goes to rocky
  1872. 25 [07:19:31] <FeatherDuster> ( here I was hoping to kill it in a hug. We boned. )
  1873. 25 [07:19:34] <Fine_Grind> [i hope i smashed his dad]
  1874. 25 [07:19:56] <Fine_Grind> [its gonna kill itself]
  1875. 32 [07:19:57] Rolling_Point interposes himself between the squirrel and his fellow ponies.
  1876. 25 [07:20:00] <Bob_GM> The squirrel looks at the carnage around him...  And joins his family.
  1877. 25 [07:20:12] <Bob_GM> He bashes his own skull in with the rock
  1878. 25 [07:20:14] <GoldenTouch> [oh my god....]
  1879. 25 [07:20:17] <Starlight> [RIP Rocky]
  1880. 25 [07:20:19] <GoldenTouch> [Bob....]
  1881. 25 [07:20:23] <Aoyurei> [ D: ]
  1882. 25 [07:20:32] <Fine_Grind> [why cant i stop laughing]
  1883. 25 [07:20:37] <GoldenTouch> [my......feels]
  1884. 25 [07:20:39] <Aoyurei> [Oh my god that's not even]
  1885. 32 [07:20:51] FeatherDuster blinks
  1886. 25 [07:20:52] <Bob_GM> This clearing was a place where a wedding happened not even 12 hours ago.  A place where 4cannon came together, and a peaceful joy was celebrated by all
  1887. 25 [07:20:53] <GoldenTouch> [because your a cold hearted evil hipster who gets enjoyment from others pain?]
  1888. 25 [07:20:55] <Rolling_Point> don't watch this if you're a baby
  1889. 25 [07:20:56] <Bob_GM> And now?
  1890. 25 [07:20:59] <Aoyurei> [Hipster I hope you knoe THERE'S A LYNCHIN' COMING YOUR WAY]
  1891. 25 [07:20:59] <Rolling_Point> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fm5BR-xKUc
  1892. 25 [07:21:14] <Bob_GM> It's the place where ponies attacked a family of squirrels
  1893. 25 [07:21:17] <Aoyurei> [RETCON RETCON RETCON THIS NEVER HAPPENED RETCON RETCON]
  1894. 25 [07:21:19] <Bob_GM> In cold blood
  1895. 25 [07:21:24] <Bob_GM> For no reason whatsoever.
  1896. 32 [07:21:24] Rolling_Point starts cackling madly.
  1897. 25 [07:21:34] <Bob_GM> Now
  1898. 25 [07:21:42] <Bob_GM> You are all scuffed up pretty badly.
  1899. 25 [07:21:56] <Bob_GM> You wake up, looking at each other, realizing what you have done.
  1900. 25 [07:21:59] <Fine_Grind> [i am fucked up abit]
  1901. 25 [07:22:01] <Bob_GM> What do you do?
  1902. 32 [07:22:09] Fine_Grind runs
  1903. 25 [07:22:15] <Bob_GM> That's right.
  1904. 25 [07:22:17] <Bob_GM> You run.
  1905. 32 [07:22:18] GoldenTouch plays the song of time on his flute and kills fine before he can kill the squirrel
  1906. 25 [07:22:20] <Booze_Hound> "VICTORY"
  1907. 37 [07:22:23] Aoyurei [[email protected]] is now known as Aoyin
  1908. 25 [07:22:31] <Aoyin> "... I DID NOT WANT THIS."
  1909. 25 [07:22:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
  1910. 25 [07:22:34] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1911. 25 [07:22:38] <GoldenTouch> >nope
  1912. 25 [07:22:45] <Bob_GM> Run to the Clinic, and explain to the good doctor why you are all on the brink of death
  1913. 32 [07:22:48] Starlight gets up. "Alright good job everyone, take 5."
  1914. 25 [07:22:49] <Booze_Hound> "we have destroyrd the evil army of rabid squirrels! "
  1915. 25 [07:22:51] <Bob_GM> I'm sure it was a valid effort
  1916. 25 [07:22:54] <FeatherDuster> [ wait ]
  1917. 25 [07:23:01] <Bob_GM> Thank you for going on Mr. Bob's Wild Ride
  1918. 32 [07:23:02] Rolling_Point sits down, his mad cackles dtrickling into broken sobs, his shoulders heaving as he gathers Gunther to his chest.
  1919. 25 [07:23:07] <Bob_GM> The exit?
  1920. 25 [07:23:09] <FeatherDuster> {....can I collect thier bodies? ]
  1921. 25 [07:23:11] <Bob_GM> Doesn't exist.
  1922. 25 [07:23:17] <Bob_GM> Yes.  You may.
  1923. 25 [07:23:22] <Bob_GM> 15 Squirrels
  1924. 25 [07:23:28] <Booze_Hound> 2 charred
  1925. 25 [07:23:33] <Bob_GM> Moms, dads, children
  1926. 32 [07:23:33] Starlight grabs 5.
  1927. 25 [07:23:35] <Aoyin> !roll d100 commit >non-canon sudoku
  1928. 25 [07:23:36] <GameServ> 30 == 30
  1929. 32 [07:23:36] GoldenTouch looks at Star "Lets head to the clinic"
  1930. 25 [07:23:37] <Bob_GM> Collect them all
  1931. 25 [07:23:37] <Fine_Grind> 2 smashed
  1932. 32 [07:23:41] GoldenTouch runs and grabs 2
  1933. 32 [07:23:42] Aoyin can't even have that respite
  1934. 25 [07:23:52] <GoldenTouch> "WINIFRED AND LEROY ARE ALIVE IN MY MIND"
  1935. 32 [07:23:54] Fine_Grind grabs 3
  1936. 32 [07:23:54] Starlight takes the bodies and runs.
  1937. 32 [07:23:55] Booze_Hound picks up spear
  1938. 32 [07:24:03] FeatherDuster collects the bodies of 15 crittiers
  1939. 32 [07:24:04] GoldenTouch bolts with star
  1940. 25 [07:24:05] <Rolling_Point> [14 squirrels. no one is touching gunther. rolling doesn't want to have to choke a bitch]
  1941. 25 [07:24:26] <GoldenTouch> [wait guys who am I
  1942. 25 [07:24:29] <Rolling_Point> "feather, get away from gunther..."
  1943. 32 [07:24:33] Starlight comes back for Rocky, then runs again.
  1944. 20 [07:24:38] Bob_GonkMaster [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1945. 32 [07:24:41] GoldenTouch slings the squirrels over his shoulder
  1946. 25 [07:24:43] <GoldenTouch> "I KILLED BIGFOOR"
  1947. 25 [07:24:46] <GoldenTouch> "BIGFOOT"
  1948. 25 [07:24:50] <Bob_GonkMaster> [And thus ends the ride!  What did you guys think of it???]
  1949. 25 [07:24:53] <Aoyin> "...."
  1950. 34 [07:24:59] Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1951. 25 [07:25:01] <Aoyin> !roll d100 commit sudoku
  1952. 25 [07:25:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1953. 25 [07:25:01] <Starlight> "Let's not forget the true hero, Rocky!"
  1954. 25 [07:25:08] <Fine_Grind> i cant stop laughing
  1955. 32 [07:25:11] Aoyin can't do it, no matter how hard he tries...
  1956. 32 [07:25:22] GoldenTouch gives a cheer for rocky
  1957. 32 [07:25:36] Aoyin leaves his club behind and limps back to town
  1958. 32 [07:25:43] FeatherDuster gives him Gunther?
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