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Bob's Wild Ride?

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  1. 25 [18:59:07] <Bob_GM> Roll call.  Able, Hidden, Sleeves, Hoof, Aoyin, Echo, Vesu and Blue?
  2. 20 [18:59:08] Blue_Dream [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  3. 25 [18:59:09] <Mary_ONette[Scars]> ...
  4. 25 [18:59:12] <Bob_GM> Roll call.  Able, Hidden, Sleeves, Hoof, Aoyin, Echo, Vesu and Blue?
  5. 25 [18:59:14] <Aoyin> [Joop]
  6. 25 [18:59:15] <Able_Tome> [Inventory posts?]
  7. 25 [18:59:15] <Vesuvian_Matches> Yuo, here
  8. 25 [18:59:17] <Blue_Dream> Yes
  9. 25 [18:59:18] <GreenSleeves> [Estrus]
  10. 25 [18:59:26] <Able_Tome> [Sleeves, pls]
  11. 25 [18:59:32] <Bob_GM> Hold your horses Able
  12. 25 [18:59:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (erm)
  13. 25 [18:59:53] <Aoyin> "'These,' Echo, are what we colliquely call 'adventures.'"
  14. 25 [18:59:55] <Bob_GM> Echo?
  15. 25 [18:59:57] <Echo> I'm here
  16. 25 [19:00:01] <Able_Tome> [ blood god desires murderhobo]
  17. 25 [19:00:13] <Bob_GM> Hoof?
  18. 25 [19:00:14] <GreenHoof> here
  19. 25 [19:00:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>inb4 we fight a bloody mole again)
  20. 25 [19:00:19] <Bob_GM> Mmkay
  21. 25 [19:00:23] <Bob_GM> First things first
  22. 25 [19:00:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Bring us some hard enemies, bob)
  23. 25 [19:00:29] <GreenHoof> (I dont want to kill rodents :(
  24. 25 [19:00:30] <Bob_GM> >Rolling when I don't ask
  25. 25 [19:00:32] <Aoyin> !roll d100 sacrifice someone TO THE HEALTH RESTORING BLOOD GODS for Able
  26. 25 [19:00:32] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  27. 25 [19:00:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I want to get hurt)
  28. 25 [19:00:35] <Aoyin> [Like that?]
  29. 25 [19:00:41] <Bob_GM> Aoyin gets one point of shame damage!
  30. 25 [19:00:43] <Bob_GM> SHAME
  31. 32 [19:00:48] Aoyin is shamed
  32. 25 [19:00:50] <Echo> "Adventures?  I haven't even gone into town yet"
  33. 25 [19:00:54] <Bob_GM> He gets it back because he's a good sport
  34. 25 [19:00:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> BTW
  35. 25 [19:01:01] <Bob_GM> Yes?
  36. 25 [19:01:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> http://pastebin.com/acBYxUdS
  37. 32 [19:01:12] Able_Tome yawns as he notices a gro-... "Wait, what?"
  38. 25 [19:01:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> http://pastebin.com/CSc7FBeM
  39. 25 [19:01:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> If anyone needs a small refresher on the rules.
  40. 32 [19:01:41] Able_Tome 's brow arches as he sees a group of different people approaching the grove "Um... o-kay?"
  41. 25 [19:02:04] <Bob_GM> So
  42. 25 [19:02:17] <Bob_GM> Ya'll hear some sad woeful crying in the woods
  43. 25 [19:02:20] <Aoyin> "That's fine! I'll take you for a round of drinks afterwards -- It'll give you an excuse to get acquanted with the town."
  44. 25 [19:02:21] <Bob_GM> And want to investigate
  45. 25 [19:02:36] <Mary_ONette[Scars]> [might as well lurk since I'm here]
  46. 25 [19:02:37] <Bob_GM> Post name, race, equipment and your favorite thing to do on a date
  47. 25 [19:02:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We heard crying from across the town, ok)
  48. 25 [19:02:57] <Echo> Echo bat pony saddle bags? and uhh
  49. 25 [19:03:05] <Aoyin> [DOESN'T MATTER. ABANCHUURU]
  50. 25 [19:03:09] <Echo> that's personal bob
  51. 25 [19:03:12] <Blue_Dream> Blue Dream, batpony, kitchen knife and bandages in a saddlebag, and finally fuk u fuk u
  52. 25 [19:03:15] <GreenSleeves> GreenSleeves, Unicorn, Empty wine bottle, sex
  53. 25 [19:03:44] <GreenHoof> GreenHoof, Earth Pone, saddelbags, sex
  54. 25 [19:03:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> Hidden Glimmer, Sword, Scale Harnass (AC+2), Saddlebags with a map and why would you need to know that, bob?
  55. 25 [19:03:51] <Vesuvian_Matches> Vess, Earhty mare, sharpened Shovel, Eat
  56. 25 [19:04:08] <Aoyin> Aoyin, Bat Pone: Saddlebags, firestarter, blanket, club; TOTALLY ASEXUAL BRO LEL
  57. 25 [19:04:22] <Vesuvian_Matches> [crap, forgot the saddlebags with 5 empty bottles]
  58. 25 [19:04:38] <GreenSleeves> (>empty bottles)
  59. 25 [19:04:41] <GreenSleeves> (Mug nigga)
  60. 25 [19:04:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> Erm... just spending time with the person i love, i guess.
  61. 25 [19:04:46] <GreenHoof> [haha Blue now you HAVE to deal with me!!!!!]
  62. 25 [19:04:47] <Bob_GM> D'awww
  63. 25 [19:04:50] <Bob_GM> Now
  64. 25 [19:04:56] <Able_Tome> Male Unicorn, Equestrian Sword (reinforced : 1d8), Cloak, saddlebags, 2x darts (Mica extract [lethal] : 1d2 + 1d3), 2x darts (Diluted extract [knockout] : 1d2 + 1d3), 1x potion (Invisibility), 1x potion (Transformation), 3 vials (Mica extract [lethal] : 1d3)
  65. 25 [19:05:10] <GreenHoof> ^watch out we got a badass over here
  66. 25 [19:05:12] <Bob_GM> You're all at the entrance of the [Jesus Fuck Able] forest
  67. 25 [19:05:15] <Vesuvian_Matches> [Of course green! you were the fucker that gave me the shovel, remember?]
  68. 25 [19:05:32] <GreenHoof> [I remember!]
  69. 25 [19:05:43] <Bob_GM> You're not going to find the source of the crying at the entrance, now would you?
  70. 25 [19:05:49] <Able_Tome> [that's not the longest one yet, hah...many other pots were in the past]
  71. 25 [19:06:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So i and able are the only ones who have actual weapons?)
  72. 32 [19:06:13] Blue_Dream trots towards Able, him being the only person he really recognizes. "What are you doing here? What are THEY doing here?" The short batpony points a hoof at the group.
  73. 25 [19:06:28] <Aoyin> "Well, suppose we're going to have to go in, hm?"
  74. 32 [19:06:36] Hidden_Glimmer gets up as she sees all the ponies aproaching "What's going on?2
  75. 25 [19:06:40] <Echo> "I... guess..."
  76. 25 [19:07:01] <Aoyin> [I love how Blue acts like a child. Oh my god it's like they're actually a foal oh my god please come here I'm going to hug you so hard]
  77. 32 [19:07:04] Able_Tome glances at the familiar bat pony "Huh... I'd want to ask the same question..."
  78. 32 [19:07:07] GreenSleeves is chatting it up quietly with GreenHoof.
  79. 25 [19:07:12] <Bob_GM> Batpones, roll hearing
  80. 25 [19:07:12] <Blue_Dream> (I will cut you)
  81. 25 [19:07:16] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  82. 25 [19:07:16] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  83. 25 [19:07:17] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  84. 25 [19:07:18] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  85. 32 [19:07:23] GreenHoof is chatting it up quietly with Greensleeves in return
  86. 25 [19:07:26] <Bob_GM> Blue is a poser bat
  87. 25 [19:07:28] <Bob_GM> But
  88. 25 [19:07:32] <Aoyin> [I will hug you moar]
  89. 32 [19:07:35] Able_Tome looks around the group "Um... the, uh, group was planning to go out into the swamps but..."
  90. 25 [19:07:44] <GreenHoof> (blue is a bitch and I will troll her endlessly until she loves me)
  91. 25 [19:07:44] <Bob_GM> Aoyin can hear a soft wail from further within the forest
  92. 32 [19:07:45] Vesuvian_Matches is nicely chatting with the group
  93. 25 [19:07:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> "...they didn't show up"
  94. 32 [19:08:03] Able_Tome shakes his head "Gah, no idea... where were you people heading to anyways?!"
  95. 32 [19:08:06] Aoyin tilts his head, ears twitching and flicking. "... Any of you hear that?"
  96. 32 [19:08:24] GreenSleeves stops chatting with greemhoof and turns to Aoyin.
  97. 32 [19:08:24] Able_Tome looks at Hidden "Perhaps Quicksilver had problems with arranging her part of the search party? Pff..."
  98. 25 [19:08:28] <Aoyin> [Also are we talking wail like a battle cry, or wail like the actual crying?]
  99. 25 [19:08:30] <GreenSleeves> "Huh?"
  100. 25 [19:08:38] <Bob_GM> Actual crying
  101. 25 [19:08:39] <Bob_GM> Like
  102. 25 [19:08:41] <Echo> !roll d20 sorry forgot to roll
  103. 25 [19:08:41] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  104. 32 [19:08:42] Blue_Dream 's ears flatten as she huffs. "None of your business!"
  105. 25 [19:08:42] <Bob_GM> Bitch tears
  106. 25 [19:08:45] <Aoyin> [K. Making sure]
  107. 32 [19:08:47] Hidden_Glimmer tries not to talk bad about her friend "Maybe..."
  108. 25 [19:08:48] <Bob_GM> Echo can hear it too
  109. 25 [19:09:23] <Aoyin> "It's... Someone's crying. Like we would have said back at home, 'like a little bitch nigga.'"
  110. 32 [19:09:34] Able_Tome yawns "Oh really now, B-..hmm, Blue, was it? Eh..."
  111. 25 [19:09:44] <GreenSleeves> "Huh, I wonder who."
  112. 25 [19:09:53] <Able_Tome> "Hmm...? Crying? Where?"
  113. 32 [19:09:54] Echo coughs "Like a what?"
  114. 32 [19:10:12] Able_Tome looks around and comes closer to Aoyin "What is it?"
  115. 32 [19:10:14] Echo hears it too though, his ears flickering side to side
  116. 32 [19:10:24] Blue_Dream turns her head from Able to look at Able. "Huh?"
  117. 25 [19:10:30] <Blue_Dream> (well fuck that0
  118. 32 [19:10:43] Hidden_Glimmer just scratches the head, wondering what's going on and getting intimidated by all the ponies
  119. 25 [19:10:43] <Able_Tome> [oh hue]
  120. 25 [19:10:45] <GreenHoof> "It's a pontianak... Calling it..."
  121. 25 [19:10:47] <Blue_Dream> (turns her head to Aoyin. Goddamnit I am too sober for this)
  122. 32 [19:10:49] Aoyin glances at Echo. "... I have the feeling you were a bit of a Neet." He turns to Able, "Someone's crying. I can..." His ears swivle, "I can only just hear it."
  123. 32 [19:10:50] Vesuvian_Matches looks around where the group is heading
  124. 32 [19:11:08] Echo is confused "A neet?"
  125. 25 [19:11:12] <Echo> "What's that?"
  126. 25 [19:11:18] <Able_Tome> "Crying?... feminine, masculine, beast like?"
  127. 32 [19:11:23] GreenSleeves wispers Hue. to GreenHoof.
  128. 25 [19:11:33] <Able_Tome> "Anything specific and... unique?"
  129. 25 [19:11:39] <Aoyin> "Definitely not beast-like, but..."
  130. 25 [19:11:43] <Bob_GM> Thank Aoyin's 17, Able
  131. 32 [19:11:44] Able_Tome looks forward in direction Aoyin's facing
  132. 25 [19:11:47] <Aoyin> [BABBEH??]
  133. 25 [19:12:04] <Aoyin> [I NEEDS THE DEETS]
  134. 25 [19:12:10] <Bob_GM> What Aoyin heard, was a moanful wail, that of one barely out of adolescense
  135. 25 [19:12:26] <Bob_GM> But not as young as  Arrant
  136. 32 [19:12:26] Able_Tome rubs his mane "But...?"
  137. 25 [19:12:50] <GreenSleeves> (>But not as young as  Arrant)
  138. 25 [19:12:53] <GreenSleeves> (Tot kek)
  139. 25 [19:13:01] <GreenHoof> (ded kek?)
  140. 32 [19:13:13] Vesuvian_Matches sees the group getting anxious, and readies herself  
  141. 25 [19:13:15] <Aoyin> "... Can't tell. Sounds like... Hmm... Sounds young. But not as young as that little kid, what's his name... Arrant."
  142. 25 [19:13:15] <Bob_GM> You should hope Kek is not ded for this
  143. 25 [19:13:22] <Bob_GM> Hue
  144. 25 [19:13:37] <GreenHoof> (sleeves said "tot kek")
  145. 25 [19:13:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 obligatory check for kek being ded
  146. 25 [19:13:43] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  147. 25 [19:13:45] <GreenSleeves> "Whelp, we ought'ta go look."
  148. 25 [19:13:50] <Vesuvian_Matches> "Why are we discussing this then? Why arent we running into the forrest to find the crying?"
  149. 25 [19:13:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (He's alive)
  150. 32 [19:13:52] Able_Tome 's eyes dart between trees in search of anything out of place. He smirks "Hold, eh? Oh well then... lets move out and see what it is..."
  151. 25 [19:13:53] <Bob_GM> Hidden cannot tell
  152. 25 [19:14:15] <GreenHoof> "Or we could just... you know... leave it alone."
  153. 25 [19:14:16] <Able_Tome> "Perhaps we can split up and try to surround him or her...or it...?"
  154. 25 [19:14:19] <Aoyin> "You're right, Matches, Able. We should go."
  155. 25 [19:14:23] <Bob_GM> >Splitting up gang
  156. 32 [19:14:40] Able_Tome yawns "Two small groups...one flanks from the left, one from the right..."
  157. 32 [19:14:41] Hidden_Glimmer remains silent in the crowd
  158. 25 [19:14:59] <GreenSleeves> "Nonsense, Hoof."
  159. 25 [19:15:10] <Able_Tome> "Hmm... did we even had any kids in Four Cannon... don't remember to be honest..."
  160. 25 [19:15:10] <GreenSleeves> "This is four Cannon, of course we're gonna look."
  161. 25 [19:15:12] <Aoyin> "Sounds good, Able. But it's far off right now. We should stay together until we get closer."
  162. 32 [19:15:16] Echo shakes his head ignoring the 'neet' comment "Do we normally go after noises in the forest?"
  163. 32 [19:15:35] Hidden_Glimmer nods to echo
  164. 32 [19:15:39] Able_Tome looks at Aoyin "Far of r-...wait, it's moving isn't it?"
  165. 32 [19:15:49] Blue_Dream snorts as she glances back at Able. "Sounds like an adventure. You sure I'll have the 'stomach' for it?" She says sarcastically.
  166. 25 [19:15:58] <Vesuvian_Matches> "YES! Especially when they sound like a little crying thing!"
  167. 25 [19:16:44] <Vesuvian_Matches> "Soo, how are we going to approach this?"
  168. 32 [19:16:47] Able_Tome looks back at Blue "Well... lets just say that first time's might be a little bit... bumpy... you know...", he smirks, "... corrupted beings *shuffling* in out of nowhere..."
  169. 25 [19:16:50] <Aoyin> "What's that? I don't... I don't think so, Able."
  170. 32 [19:17:13] Able_Tome closes his eyes and smiles at Blue "But you'll get used to it, ain't ya? Just give. It. A. Try..."
  171. 32 [19:17:40] Able_Tome shifts his focus to Aoyin "Right... then lets move on people. No need to test our time..."
  172. 32 [19:18:03] Hidden_Glimmer shrugs and moves closer to able, following hin
  173. 32 [19:18:12] Vesuvian_Matches joins the group moving toward
  174. 25 [19:18:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> *him
  175. 32 [19:18:18] Aoyin starts to move into the forest, taking point with his SUPERIOR batpone eyes
  176. 32 [19:18:26] GreenSleeves slides the neck of his wine bottle onto his horn, and starts walking.
  177. 25 [19:18:36] <Aoyin> [Lel Sleeves]
  178. 25 [19:18:41] <Vesuvian_Matches> [wat?]
  179. 32 [19:18:41] Able_Tome look at Vesuvian "Hm... we don't even know what it is...eh, we'll find out.". He begins to follow Aoyin
  180. 25 [19:18:45] <GreenSleeves> (Only way to carry a bottle)
  181. 32 [19:18:57] Blue_Dream looks back towards the forest and smiles to herself, joining the march. "You're starting to sound better than the others, at least..." She mumbles.
  182. 32 [19:19:56] Able_Tome leans closer to Hidden and whispers "I'd say we should prepare the... hmm... weaponry in advance.". He takes the vial with mica extract and passes to her "You know the drill... just coat the blade if you'll need it."
  183. 25 [19:20:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Alright then... tough i'm not used to handle a poisoned blade" She takes the vial and puts it in her saddlebag
  184. 32 [19:21:06] Blue_Dream 's ears twitch slightly as she stares at the treeline, following the crowd.
  185. 25 [19:21:16] <Bob_GM> I take it you guys have been walking this whole time? Or merely planning?
  186. 25 [19:21:29] <GreenSleeves> (Walking, I think)
  187. 32 [19:21:30] Able_Tome leans back and arches his spine as he follows the Aoyin's lead. His ears perk up as he hears a peculiar bat pony mumbling "Better, eh? Why so?"
  188. 25 [19:21:34] <Bob_GM> Mmkay
  189. 25 [19:21:36] <Vesuvian_Matches> [walking]
  190. 32 [19:21:38] Echo looks around at the group neverously unfamiliar with the majority of them
  191. 25 [19:21:46] <Bob_GM> Wailing intensifies.  Erryone roll hearing check
  192. 25 [19:21:49] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  193. 25 [19:21:50] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  194. 25 [19:21:53] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  195. 25 [19:21:54] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  196. 25 [19:21:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (wow)
  197. 32 [19:21:54] Able_Tome turns his head back and casts and inquisitive look at Blue
  198. 25 [19:21:54] <Vesuvian_Matches> !roll d20 to check
  199. 25 [19:21:54] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  200. 25 [19:21:56] <Echo> !roll d20
  201. 25 [19:21:57] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  202. 25 [19:21:57] <Aoyin> [Based Bat reporting]
  203. 25 [19:22:01] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  204. 25 [19:22:01] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  205. 25 [19:22:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  206. 25 [19:22:04] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  207. 25 [19:22:05] <Echo> (Oh hey I got a decent roll too)
  208. 25 [19:22:23] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  209. 25 [19:22:23] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  210. 25 [19:22:24] <Vesuvian_Matches> [well, thats what happens when you ask someone half-blind to check]
  211. 25 [19:22:27] <Blue_Dream> (DAMN)
  212. 25 [19:22:31] <Able_Tome> [fukken bat pones]
  213. 25 [19:22:32] <Bob_GM> Anyone who rolled above a 10 hears wailing
  214. 25 [19:22:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wasting rolls like that...)
  215. 25 [19:22:39] <Echo> (so all of the bat ponies got great rolls)
  216. 25 [19:22:46] <Bob_GM> Aoyin heard words
  217. 25 [19:22:48] <Bob_GM> But
  218. 25 [19:22:50] <GreenSleeves> "Waoh, Spooky"
  219. 25 [19:22:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I call hax)
  220. 25 [19:22:57] <Bob_GM> Blue hears that it's a sentient voice...
  221. 32 [19:23:22] Aoyin frowns, speaking quietly. "'I'm not..'?" He picks up speed, eyes flicking around, "Hello?"
  222. 32 [19:23:22] Echo shivers "Are we sure we do this normally?"  Echo asks no one in particular
  223. 32 [19:23:26] Vesuvian_Matches hears nothing, and stares stupidly at the bats that just got anxious
  224. 32 [19:23:30] Able_Tome shudders for a bit at the sound of the moan "Well now... this is getting fun..."
  225. 25 [19:23:44] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's batpone based ears elude him- the voice is quite far away
  226. 32 [19:23:59] GreenSleeves turns to Echo, smiling like an idiot. "Ofcourse we do. We've all got a bit of insanity here."
  227. 32 [19:24:01] Hidden_Glimmer still hears nothing and wonders if everyone around her has finally went insane
  228. 25 [19:24:08] <Bob_GM> They have
  229. 32 [19:24:22] Aoyin keeps his speed up, going towards the speaking
  230. 32 [19:24:23] Able_Tome looks forward into the woods, his ears twitching as he tries to listen into the environment "Interesting..."
  231. 25 [19:24:24] <Bob_GM> But that's not important
  232. 32 [19:24:26] Blue_Dream turns her head to answer Able, but her ears flicker and she turns back to watch the forest, frowning. "I- I think I hear it... I don`t think it`s a wild animal." The hairs on the edge of her back start to stand up.
  233. 25 [19:24:29] <GreenHoof> (Fuck sorry I had to go jumpstart my brothers car!)
  234. 25 [19:24:32] <Aoyin> ~Or the wail. Regardless~
  235. 25 [19:25:01] <GreenHoof> "It's a pontianak!"
  236. 25 [19:25:02] <Able_Tome> "Hmm... not a wild animal, you say... so a counscious being? Any particular words there, Blue?"
  237. 25 [19:25:04] <Bob_GM> !roll 5d20
  238. 25 [19:25:04] <GameServ> 5, 17, 10, 19, 4 == 55
  239. 25 [19:25:19] <Bob_GM> You hear 2 rustlings in the bushes around you
  240. 25 [19:25:36] <Aoyin> [THE JIMMIES. Can I roll for something Bob?]
  241. 20 [19:25:38] Bob_Gonk_Master [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  242. 34 [19:25:40] Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  243. 32 [19:25:41] Able_Tome casts a look of disapproval at Hoof, but remains silent
  244. 25 [19:25:43] <Aoyin> [THE JIMMIES. Can I roll for something Bob?]
  245. 37 [19:25:43] Bob_Gonk_Master [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  246. 25 [19:25:46] <Bob_GM> Ask first Ao
  247. 25 [19:26:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> (He just did, bob...)
  248. 25 [19:26:13] <Bob_GM> *Ask for what he wants
  249. 25 [19:26:23] <Able_Tome> [commence timberwolf gang >rape]
  250. 25 [19:26:28] <Aoyin> [Rolling on whether or not I care about the RUSTLES]
  251. 32 [19:26:32] Blue_Dream jolts to attention as she glances arounnd, ears flickering.
  252. 25 [19:26:34] <Bob_GM> Kay then
  253. 25 [19:26:41] <Bob_GM> Roll
  254. 25 [19:26:44] <Aoyin> !roll d20 notice/care about the rustles
  255. 25 [19:26:44] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  256. 25 [19:26:48] <Bob_GM> You do
  257. 25 [19:27:00] <Bob_GM> They're right beside you, it'll be hard not to notice
  258. 25 [19:27:02] <Echo> (I don't get it, we have to roll on if we care?)
  259. 32 [19:27:03] Echo turns her head and ears as she listens for the rustling
  260. 25 [19:27:07] <Echo> his* and he*
  261. 25 [19:27:10] <Echo> (hurr)
  262. 25 [19:27:13] <Bob_GM> [You didn't HAVE to]
  263. 25 [19:27:22] <Echo> (I need to go stir a pot)
  264. 32 [19:27:27] Aoyin slows, looking to the bushes, staring intently into them "Guys..?"
  265. 25 [19:27:28] <Echo> (Is that okay?)
  266. 25 [19:27:38] <Bob_GM> [AFK is A-Okay]
  267. 32 [19:27:39] Able_Tome looks down that the hilt of his sword, before returning his gaze back up "Prepare...?"
  268. 32 [19:27:43] Vesuvian_Matches bumps into the ponies suddenly standing before her, and blinkingly looks around
  269. 32 [19:27:44] GreenSleeves looks around, curious.
  270. 25 [19:27:44] <Aoyin> [That was just me, because I couldn't decide whether I wanted to confront the rustles or not]
  271. 25 [19:27:45] <Echo> (I won't be too too long)
  272. 25 [19:27:57] <Bob_GM> !roll 5d20
  273. 25 [19:27:57] <GameServ> 1, 2, 12, 10, 6 == 31
  274. 32 [19:28:00] Vesuvian_Matches draws her shovel,
  275. 32 [19:28:07] GreenHoof hears the rustling and reaches into his saddlebag to draw a weapon, but DOESN'T FUCKING HAVE ONE
  276. 25 [19:28:09] <Bob_GM> 3 Bunnies pop out of the bushes!
  277. 32 [19:28:16] Aoyin laughs
  278. 25 [19:28:19] <Able_Tome> "Uff...miss Matches!"
  279. 32 [19:28:36] GreenHoof sighs in relief "Awwww bunnies!"
  280. 32 [19:28:37] Blue_Dream turns her head and reaches for the kitchen knife, before spotting the rabbits and freezing.
  281. 25 [19:28:38] <Aoyin> "Hello there, little things! You scared us, you did!"
  282. 25 [19:28:46] <Bob_GM> One of them accidentally rolled onto aoyin's hoof
  283. 32 [19:28:48] GreenSleeves stays back.
  284. 32 [19:28:49] Vesuvian_Matches almost lunges at the furry bastards, before stopping at Able. "What?"
  285. 32 [19:29:09] Aoyin smiles. "D'aww." Leans down to look at it.
  286. 32 [19:29:11] Able_Tome looks at Ves and smiles "Look where you going, eh?"
  287. 32 [19:29:12] Hidden_Glimmer takes a step away from the bunnies
  288. 25 [19:29:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I don't trust anything out here."
  289. 25 [19:29:35] <GreenSleeves> "Me nods at Glimmer's comment.
  290. 25 [19:29:36] <Bob_GM> The bunny's petrified, its comrades run off
  291. 32 [19:29:40] Able_Tome looks at rodents "Hmm... right... Bacon's diner needs any meat?"
  292. 32 [19:29:42] GreenHoof notices greenSleeves hesitance "Don't be a fag"
  293. 32 [19:29:46] Vesuvian_Matches gives a one-eyed stare. "Will do, Mr. Tome"
  294. 25 [19:29:46] <GreenSleeves> (fug /me)
  295. 25 [19:29:59] <GreenSleeves> "Fuck you, Hoof. I'll be as faggy as I want."
  296. 32 [19:29:59] Hidden_Glimmer tries to shoo the bunny away
  297. 32 [19:29:59] Able_Tome blinks "Wait."
  298. 25 [19:30:09] <Aoyin> "Wha- Guys, look alive." He gently picks the bunny up and moves it. "Something terrified these things."
  299. 25 [19:30:23] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  300. 25 [19:30:23] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  301. 32 [19:30:31] GreenHoof chuckles at Sleeves
  302. 25 [19:30:32] <Aoyin> [innb4 cat]
  303. 25 [19:30:38] <Bob_GM> The bunny is to petrified to do anything, merely nuzzling into Ao
  304. 32 [19:30:53] Echo eyes the bunny that Aoyin had "Are you going to eat that?"
  305. 32 [19:31:00] Blue_Dream 's ears flatten, and slowly she lowers her guard.
  306. 25 [19:31:03] <GreenHoof> "Hm.. So something other than us scared them..."
  307. 32 [19:31:07] GreenSleeves mutters something under his breath about "Good eatin'."
  308. 25 [19:31:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Be careful, Aoyin. We can't even be sure if it's just a bunny."
  309. 32 [19:31:29] Vesuvian_Matches looks at the Ao getting nuzzled. "Are you sure those things aint got no...rapies or somefin'?"
  310. 32 [19:31:30] Aoyin gasps. "I am not, Echo! I still don't know if it's sentient... And besides, I love bunnies."
  311. 25 [19:31:40] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll perception
  312. 32 [19:31:44] Aoyin shrugs. "Oh well, Glimmer- That's your name, right?"
  313. 25 [19:31:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  314. 25 [19:31:44] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  315. 32 [19:31:48] Echo smiles slighty for the first time "Can I have it?"
  316. 25 [19:31:49] <Bob_GM> It's a fucking bunny
  317. 25 [19:31:50] <Echo> !roll d20
  318. 25 [19:31:50] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  319. 25 [19:31:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuckin hell...)
  320. 25 [19:31:52] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  321. 25 [19:31:52] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  322. 32 [19:31:54] Able_Tome frowns "Most of Equestrian animals show signs of sentience, Aoyin..."
  323. 25 [19:31:55] <Bob_GM> It's a fucking bunny
  324. 25 [19:32:01] <Aoyin> [HUE]
  325. 25 [19:32:15] <Blue_Dream> (oops, I didnt see glimmer only)
  326. 25 [19:32:15] <Able_Tome> "Perhaps limited, but still..."
  327. 32 [19:32:26] Hidden_Glimmer suspiciously looks in the direction from which the bunny came
  328. 32 [19:32:29] Blue_Dream looks around at the treeline, frowning.
  329. 25 [19:32:34] <Aoyin> "Echo, you were just talking about eating it! You don't get a bunny."
  330. 25 [19:32:34] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll again
  331. 25 [19:32:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  332. 25 [19:32:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  333. 25 [19:32:42] <Echo> (Oh just ghidden?)
  334. 25 [19:32:42] <Aoyin> [LEL]
  335. 25 [19:32:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuckin hell, damnit shit fuck)
  336. 25 [19:32:48] <Able_Tome> [Deaf as fuck]
  337. 25 [19:32:49] <Bob_GM> Hidden sees Able's gorgeous eyes and nothing else
  338. 25 [19:32:54] <Vesuvian_Matches> [Master O' detection!]
  339. 25 [19:32:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...)
  340. 25 [19:32:58] <Able_Tome> [haha]
  341. 25 [19:32:58] <LusciousLucidLucy> (top kek)
  342. 25 [19:33:26] <Bob_GM> The bunny peeks out from behind Ao's ears and points shakily to the NE
  343. 32 [19:33:27] Able_Tome raises his brow at Hidden's sudden stare "You... wanted to ask something?"
  344. 32 [19:33:27] Hidden_Glimmer is lost in trance in the brown tired eyes of her special somepony. (Are you happy now?)
  345. 25 [19:33:35] <GreenHoof> (Bob just said something nice about Able he needs to be propagated more!)
  346. 25 [19:33:35] <Aoyin> "Well, this little guy seems to like me... So I think I might keep him. So cute~
  347. 25 [19:33:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> "N-no... j-just..." She blushes slightly
  348. 25 [19:33:52] <LusciousLucidLucy> (>special somepony)
  349. 25 [19:33:54] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, name your newfound pet
  350. 25 [19:33:55] <LusciousLucidLucy> (D'awww)
  351. 32 [19:33:57] Aoyin looks up, then looks where the bunny pointed. "Is there where the thing that scared you was, little one?"
  352. 32 [19:33:58] Vesuvian_Matches looks toward the bunny pointing
  353. 32 [19:34:10] Able_Tome chuckles and ruffles Hidden's mane
  354. 32 [19:34:16] Echo looks for another bunny to himself
  355. 25 [19:34:30] <Aoyin> [I will name him... Hmm... Patches? I kind of like Patches.]
  356. 25 [19:34:34] <Bob_GM> The rest of the bunnies are mils away by now
  357. 25 [19:34:42] <Bob_GM> *miles, even
  358. 32 [19:34:45] Echo should have picked up a bunny earlier
  359. 32 [19:34:57] Hidden_Glimmer childishly peers away, stil blushing and smiling
  360. 25 [19:34:58] <Bob_GM> Patches points to the NE, shaking visibly
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  362. 32 [19:35:18] GreenHoof is now a little concerned with how fearful Patches is
  363. 32 [19:35:25] GreenSleeves scans the forest in the Ne direction, having seen enough horror movies to know where this is going.
  364. 25 [19:35:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll to focus back on the important stuff?)
  365. 25 [19:35:30] <Aoyin> "Should we go that way, little guy? Is there something scary over there?"
  366. 32 [19:35:33] Able_Tome smiles "Not the best of times...Hid..."
  367. 32 [19:35:56] GreenHoof leans and whispers to GreenSleeves "Got a bad feeling 'bout this..."
  368. 25 [19:36:02] <Bob_GM> Patches pantomimes asking where Ao lives
  369. 32 [19:36:11] Able_Tome regains his composure and looks at Aoyin "Now sure if asking a 'bunny' would work that much, Ao..."
  370. 32 [19:36:14] GreenSleeves whispers back. "Me too."
  371. 25 [19:36:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Please?)
  372. 25 [19:36:26] <Aoyin> [Roll to understand pantomimization?]
  373. 25 [19:36:31] <Bob_GM> Yes Ao
  374. 25 [19:36:35] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  375. 25 [19:36:35] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  376. 25 [19:36:37] <Bob_GM> And hold your Ables Hidden
  377. 25 [19:36:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...Wat?)
  378. 25 [19:37:01] <Bob_GM> Aoyin just sees the bunny asking where Ao sleeps
  379. 37 [19:37:02] Ikea [[email protected]] is now known as Ikea_out
  380. 25 [19:37:16] <Bob_GM> *Hold your horses Hidden
  381. 25 [19:37:28] <Aoyin> "In a bed, usually. Sometimes on the floor. Where do you sleep, little one?"
  382. 25 [19:37:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So that'S a no...)
  383. 25 [19:37:43] <Bob_GM> Patches huffs
  384. 32 [19:37:47] Able_Tome lazily spectates the contact with a 'brave new world' without interest
  385. 25 [19:37:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  386. 25 [19:37:54] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  387. 25 [19:37:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Did we just name the bunny patches?)
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  389. 32 [19:38:02] Echo looks back at the bunny "Are you SURE you aren't going to eat it?"
  390. 25 [19:38:06] <Aoyin> [I named muh bunny Patches~]
  391. 25 [19:38:11] <Bob_GM> Patches successfully asks Ao WHERE his house is
  392. 25 [19:38:18] <Aoyin> "No Echo, I am NOT going to eat Patches!"
  393. 25 [19:38:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Reminds me of that cute doll someone made on /mlp/...)
  394. 25 [19:38:23] <GreenSleeves> (DONT TELL IT!)
  395. 32 [19:38:34] Able_Tome rubs his forehead "Aoyin... just take the rodent and lets move on, shall we?"
  396. 25 [19:38:50] <Aoyin> "Oh, where's my house? It's near the edge of the woods. Why? Did you lose your house?"
  397. 25 [19:38:53] <Bob_GM> Patches wants a friend, his friends abandoned him
  398. 25 [19:38:58] <Bob_GM> Patches thanks Aoyin
  399. 32 [19:39:14] Hidden_Glimmer leans a bit against able, pretending to look at the forest
  400. 25 [19:39:16] <Bob_GM> And runs to Aoyin's house like a bat outta hell
  401. 25 [19:39:18] <Aoyin> [>Patches wants a friend]
  402. 25 [19:39:22] <Echo> "Hmph... You should"
  403. 25 [19:39:27] <Aoyin> [[SQUEEING INTENSIFIES]]
  404. 25 [19:39:52] <Bob_GM> Hidden may now roll, thanks for being patient
  405. 25 [19:39:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  406. 25 [19:39:57] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  407. 25 [19:40:09] <Aoyin> "It's not the one by the river! It's the other one! Bye Patches!"
  408. 25 [19:40:10] <Bob_GM> Hidden hears wailing from where the bunny was pointing
  409. 25 [19:40:19] <Bob_GM> Patches understands
  410. 25 [19:40:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Erm..." She pokes able in the side "Did you hear that?"
  411. 25 [19:40:30] <Echo> (stirring a pot again)
  412. 32 [19:40:49] Aoyin looks up, smiling ear to ear. "Hmm? Hear what?"
  413. 32 [19:40:57] Vesuvian_Matches looks at where Hidden pointed, and pipes up. "So, upward and onward, eh mates?"
  414. 32 [19:40:59] Able_Tome looks at the mare "For quite some time now..."
  415. 25 [19:41:23] <Able_Tome> "Aye Ves..."
  416. 25 [19:41:31] <Bob_GM> [Reminder that bunny encounter had 5 different endings]
  417. 25 [19:41:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wow)
  418. 32 [19:41:37] Blue_Dream snaps to attention. "Y-yeah, we should move on."
  419. 25 [19:41:40] <GreenSleeves> (ohshit)
  420. 25 [19:41:45] <GreenHoof> (damn)
  421. 25 [19:41:55] <Aoyin> [I like this ending, Bob <3]
  422. 32 [19:41:56] Hidden_Glimmer carefully walks into the direction from where the bunnies came
  423. 25 [19:41:58] <Vesuvian_Matches> [did any of those encounters involve us stomping the critters?]
  424. 25 [19:42:02] <Bob_GM> Eeyup
  425. 25 [19:42:06] <GreenSleeves> (pls say yes)
  426. 25 [19:42:08] <GreenSleeves> (lel)
  427. 25 [19:42:11] <Bob_GM> You all walk forward
  428. 25 [19:42:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Is it night by now, or can you still see good in the forest?)
  429. 25 [19:42:44] <Bob_GM> It is night
  430. 25 [19:42:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll for light?)
  431. 25 [19:42:54] <Bob_GM> What a terrible night for a curse
  432. 25 [19:42:59] <Bob_GM> Or however that goes
  433. 25 [19:43:04] <Bob_GM> Sure Hidden
  434. 25 [19:43:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  435. 25 [19:43:07] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  436. 25 [19:43:10] <Bob_GM> Nope
  437. 25 [19:43:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yes.)
  438. 25 [19:43:21] <Bob_GM> 12, right?
  439. 25 [19:43:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope, 11)
  440. 25 [19:43:30] <Bob_GM> Well fuck me
  441. 25 [19:43:36] <Bob_GM> Actually no, married :3
  442. 25 [19:43:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (11 or higher)
  443. 32 [19:43:46] Bob_GM presses the shame button
  444. 25 [19:43:46] <GreenHoof> (We're going towards the sound of wailing in the forest at night. Cool. Fuck logic and self preservation instincts. Hue)
  445. 32 [19:43:50] Aoyin still takes point, still smiling
  446. 25 [19:43:51] <Bob_GM> Hidden illuminates!
  447. 25 [19:44:27] <Bob_GM> Ya'll work forward, with vision
  448. 25 [19:44:32] <Bob_GM> The wailing intensifies
  449. 25 [19:44:34] <Vesuvian_Matches> [its the sound of a little thing crying...few can shy away from this type of call, especially in a group]
  450. 32 [19:44:40] Aoyin glances back for the briefest moment. "Keep that thing behind me please, Glim. Can't see shite otherwise."
  451. 25 [19:44:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Alright... she takes postition behind aoyin"
  452. 32 [19:45:00] Blue_Dream blinks and avoids looking directly at Glimmer's light
  453. 25 [19:45:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> ()
  454. 20 [19:45:17] Hidden_Glimmer_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  455. 25 [19:45:21] <Hidden_Glimmer_> (Waah!)
  456. 25 [19:45:27] <Bob_GM> It's fine
  457. 25 [19:45:29] <Hidden_Glimmer_> (What happened?)
  458. 25 [19:45:35] <Bob_GM> Literally nothing
  459. 25 [19:45:40] <Hidden_Glimmer_> (Wow)
  460. 25 [19:45:44] <Bob_GM> You've been walking for some time...
  461. 25 [19:45:52] <GreenHoof> "Since we have two batponies here who can see in the dark, should they lead and we just follow without a light? It might help keep our position hidden."
  462. 25 [19:46:09] <Echo> "Me?  Lead?"
  463. 25 [19:46:11] <Hidden_Glimmer_> "And how are we supposed to see something then?"
  464. 25 [19:46:14] <Bob_GM> Eventually, you reach the source of the sound... Those in front may roll
  465. 32 [19:46:15] Able_Tome looks at the bluish aura "Hoof has a point... there..."
  466. 25 [19:46:16] <Aoyin> "Three actually, Murd- I mean Greenhoof."
  467. 25 [19:46:26] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  468. 25 [19:46:26] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  469. 25 [19:46:28] <GreenHoof> (retcon 2, meant 3)
  470. 25 [19:46:35] <Echo> Am I in front?
  471. 25 [19:46:35] <Aoyin> [Muh batpone eyes...]
  472. 25 [19:46:38] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  473. 25 [19:46:38] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  474. 25 [19:46:38] <Hidden_Glimmer_> "Oh, alright... bloody bat ponies" She mumbles as her light extinguishes
  475. 32 [19:46:39] GreenSleeves chuckles at Aoyin's comment.
  476. 25 [19:46:40] <Echo> I guess so because Aoyin...
  477. 25 [19:46:42] <Blue_Dream> (shyiiet)
  478. 25 [19:46:43] <Echo> !roll d20
  479. 25 [19:46:43] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  480. 25 [19:46:47] <Bob_GM> Okay
  481. 25 [19:46:49] <Aoyin> [DIS NIGGA]
  482. 32 [19:47:04] GreenHoof sighs and shakes his head, resisting the urge to call Aoyin an asshole
  483. 25 [19:47:13] <Vesuvian_Matches> [NOW, THAT IS WHAT WE CALL A BAT.PONE, NIGGA]
  484. 25 [19:47:32] <Echo> (oh)
  485. 32 [19:47:36] GreenSleeves ruffles the hair of the clearly flustered GreenHoof.
  486. 25 [19:47:37] <Echo> (okay)
  487. 32 [19:47:54] GreenHoof mutters "My jimmies aren't rustled..."
  488. 25 [19:48:01] <Aoyin> ~If it matters, Aoyin's voice was teasing~
  489. 25 [19:48:06] <Bob_GM> Through the thickets, you see a small clearing, Echo.  In the middle of the clearing is a batpone, in between the colt and stallion stages.  It is slumped down on all fours, you can only see its back and some wings
  490. 25 [19:48:15] <GreenHoof> (I know. I was gonna call you an asshole in a playful way)
  491. 25 [19:48:23] <Aoyin> [I'm scared of where this is going]
  492. 25 [19:48:26] <Aoyin> [And lel]
  493. 32 [19:48:32] Able_Tome whispers "Anything peculiar out there?"
  494. 25 [19:48:33] <Echo> (umm)
  495. 25 [19:48:36] <Hidden_Glimmer_> (>inb4 equivalent to l4d witch)
  496. 34 [19:48:42] Hidden_Glimmer [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  497. 25 [19:48:52] <Able_Tome>  [shush]
  498. 37 [19:48:54] Hidden_Glimmer_ [[email protected]] is now known as Hidden_Glimmer
  499. 25 [19:48:55] <Bob_GM> "I'm... Different..."
  500. 25 [19:49:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok, portal turret)
  501. 25 [19:49:10] <Aoyin> [Suddenly, Oracle Pone]
  502. 32 [19:49:14] Able_Tome shushes and whispers "Let's hear out..."
  503. 25 [19:49:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We valve now)
  504. 32 [19:49:34] Aoyin nods, muttering, "We should wait a few moments...]
  505. 32 [19:49:36] Echo walks towards the clearing and mumbles "It's a bat pony"
  506. 25 [19:49:42] <Bob_GM> It whimpers "I...  I've done nothing wrong..."
  507. 32 [19:49:43] Vesuvian_Matches starts crawling, avoiding detection
  508. 25 [19:50:03] <Vesuvian_Matches> [or trying to]
  509. 25 [19:50:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (He's not one of us, let's burn him)
  510. 25 [19:50:06] <Bob_GM> You now are close enough so that you all see and hear it
  511. 32 [19:50:10] GreenSleeves whispers to GreenHoof. "Nope dot jay pee gee"
  512. 32 [19:50:17] Echo doesn't try to hide from the bat pony, walking towards him worried
  513. 25 [19:50:24] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  514. 25 [19:50:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  515. 32 [19:50:27] Able_Tome continues to whisper "Echo!"
  516. 25 [19:50:28] <Aoyin> "What? A bat?" He gets a little closer, watching, staying back.
  517. 25 [19:50:36] <Bob_GM> It jumps, noticing Echo "AHHH!"
  518. 25 [19:50:40] <Able_Tome> "God... damn..."
  519. 32 [19:50:42] GreenHoof nods slowly to GreenSleeves with wide eyes
  520. 25 [19:50:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (How does it look?)
  521. 32 [19:50:46] Echo freezes and yelps "WHAT"
  522. 32 [19:50:55] Blue_Dream blinks from being partially blinded by the prior light, and she stumbles after Echo, startled by his screaming. "AHHH!"
  523. 25 [19:50:56] <Bob_GM> It looks... Tired.  And sad.
  524. 32 [19:50:57] Able_Tome facehoofs himself "Oh here we go..."
  525. 32 [19:51:02] Hidden_Glimmer tries to identify its appearance in the darkness
  526. 25 [19:51:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That's not what i ment, bob)
  527. 25 [19:51:15] <Bob_GM> It runs around, wailing "Please don't hurt me please!"
  528. 32 [19:51:26] Vesuvian_Matches keeps her distance, watching how Echo plays it out
  529. 25 [19:51:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I mean, it could be a mutant after all, right?)
  530. 25 [19:51:36] <GreenSleeves> "Jesus fuck we aren't here to hurt you..."
  531. 32 [19:51:41] Able_Tome sighs "Lets fire it up, Hid..."
  532. 32 [19:51:42] GreenSleeves trails off.
  533. 25 [19:51:46] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll perception
  534. 32 [19:51:48] Aoyin trots into the clearing with Echo, "Wait! We don't want to hurt you!"
  535. 25 [19:51:51] <GreenHoof> "Why would we hurt you?"
  536. 25 [19:51:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> "The light?"
  537. 25 [19:51:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  538. 25 [19:51:59] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  539. 32 [19:52:04] Able_Tome nods
  540. 25 [19:52:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 light
  541. 25 [19:52:10] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  542. 25 [19:52:11] <Bob_GM> You just see a sobbing batpone
  543. 32 [19:52:20] Echo stammers "Wh- who?  W-why?"  He fumbles around
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  546. 37 [19:52:32] Bob_Gonk_Master [[email protected]] is now known as Bob
  547. 37 [19:52:38] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  548. 25 [19:52:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Did you get the roll?)
  549. 25 [19:52:44] <Bob_GM> Eeyup
  550. 25 [19:52:46] <Able_Tome> [thats... a good sign]
  551. 25 [19:52:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (And the other one, too?)
  552. 25 [19:52:58] <Bob_GM> The batpone cringes at the light "AHHH!"
  553. 25 [19:53:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (ok, answered)
  554. 32 [19:53:16] GreenSleeves groans at the yelling.
  555. 25 [19:53:24] <Bob_GM> "S-sorry..."
  556. 32 [19:53:30] Able_Tome motions down to Hidden "Fainten it up a bit..."
  557. 32 [19:53:30] GreenHoof speaks up, hopefully loud enough for the bat pone to hear "Relaaaax. You're among friends."
  558. 32 [19:53:33] Blue_Dream calms down and is immediately bothered by the light, shying away from the group.
  559. 32 [19:53:52] GreenSleeves approaches the pony slowly.
  560. 32 [19:53:54] Hidden_Glimmer punches able weakly, looking angry
  561. 25 [19:54:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> Her light faints a little
  562. 32 [19:54:03] Echo calms down a little and timidly moves closely "Are you-  Who are you?"
  563. 25 [19:54:07] <LusciousLucidLucy> (>all this clusterfuck)
  564. 25 [19:54:07] <Bob_GM> It sniffles, asking Hoof "Friends?"
  565. 25 [19:54:21] <Bob_GM> [>Clusterfuck?]
  566. 32 [19:54:26] GreenHoof follows greensleeves closer to the pony "Yeah.... friends. What's the matter?"
  567. 32 [19:54:30] Able_Tome smirks at Hidden before approaching the bat pony...hmm child?
  568. 25 [19:54:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Atleast we have no 4way romance here)
  569. 32 [19:54:39] Aoyin lowers himself a little, tucking his wings close to his side to make him look smaller as he takes a few steps closer.
  570. 25 [19:54:41] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Just teasing the players)
  571. 25 [19:54:41] <Bob_GM> Older than a colt, Able
  572. 25 [19:54:45] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Hidden pls)
  573. 25 [19:54:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (God, today's just...)
  574. 25 [19:54:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sorry)
  575. 25 [19:54:53] <Bob_GM> The equivalent of a 17 year old
  576. 25 [19:55:24] <GreenHoof> [hit him with a hammer he's underageb&)
  577. 25 [19:55:25] <LusciousLucidLucy> (It's k, Hidden, I just am leling at all your diplomacy skillz)
  578. 32 [19:55:27] Able_Tome sits down next to the pony and looks at it intently, smiling weakly "Something happened?"
  579. 32 [19:55:35] Vesuvian_Matches keeps her distance, a distrustful look on her face
  580. 25 [19:55:38] <Bob_GM> "Something... Yeah..."
  581. 25 [19:55:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (My swords name is diplomacy)
  582. 32 [19:55:49] GreenSleeves adresses the pony directly. "Might as well get straight to it, Huh? Why are you out here crying?"
  583. 25 [19:55:55] <Bob_GM> "Gosh, I hope I didn't upset you guys...  Why are you here?"
  584. 25 [19:56:03] <Vesuvian_Matches> [I call my Mace a DiploMACEy]
  585. 25 [19:56:06] <Aoyin> "We heard you crying. What's your name?"
  586. 25 [19:56:26] <Able_Tome> "A... field scouting trip... hm."
  587. 20 [19:56:30] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  588. 34 [19:56:46] Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Client Quit
  589. 37 [19:56:52] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  590. 32 [19:56:59] Hidden_Glimmer resists the urge to power up her horn some more and play good cop bad cop
  591. 25 [19:57:01] <Bob_GM> "I-I don't have a name..."
  592. 25 [19:57:11] <Aoyin> [I dun care if he knows we came all the way here for him. PLOT INTENSIFIES]
  593. 25 [19:57:22] <GreenSleeves> "Well then, what if we gave you one?"
  594. 32 [19:57:27] Able_Tome rubs his chin "Hm... really? Why so..."
  595. 32 [19:57:27] GreenSleeves smiles.
  596. 32 [19:57:38] Bob_GM looks up to Sleeves, smiling "Really?"
  597. 25 [19:57:54] <GreenSleeves> "Yeah, why not? everyone needs a proper name."
  598. 25 [19:58:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Deja vu)
  599. 25 [19:58:08] <Bob_GM> Boy, he's sure excited right now
  600. 32 [19:58:12] Able_Tome glances at Sleeves and the bat pony "Um..."
  601. 32 [19:58:17] Blue_Dream frowns and twitches her hears, sticking to the edge of the group as she eyes the batpony suspiciously.
  602. 25 [19:58:27] <GreenSleeves> "What'dya fancy we should name you."
  603. 25 [19:58:29] <Echo> (Sorry, didn't say I was going afk)
  604. 32 [19:58:34] Aoyin frowns subtly, watching him close.
  605. 25 [19:58:37] <GreenSleeves> (?*)
  606. 32 [19:58:39] Able_Tome stands up and backs away a little
  607. 25 [19:58:45] <Bob_GM> It scrunches his nose "Iunno"
  608. 32 [19:58:55] Hidden_Glimmer keeps an eye on the surrounding forest with her light
  609. 32 [19:58:56] Vesuvian_Matches joins Blue, and quietly whispers. "Damn.....bet you three bucks he is a changeling"
  610. 32 [19:59:00] Able_Tome stretches his whole body as he does so
  611. 25 [19:59:10] <Bob_GM> "I-I'm no changeling!"
  612. 25 [19:59:36] <Able_Tome> "Where did you come from? Quite a...remote location to be here all on your own."
  613. 25 [19:59:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'd like to be a changeling)
  614. 32 [19:59:38] Aoyin speaks without looking away. "Be nice, you two. Can't you see that he's just frightened?"
  615. 32 [19:59:39] Blue_Dream turns her head to glance at Matches, frowning. "We can har petty well."
  616. 32 [19:59:43] GreenSleeves glares at Vesu, then turns back to the newpony.
  617. 32 [20:00:02] Vesuvian_Matches looks at the Batpone, uncomprehending how it could hear her...Must have been the freaky ears...
  618. 25 [20:00:05] <Bob_GM> "Wh-where'd I come from?  Well.. Er... Right here I guess... This is my home!"
  619. 32 [20:00:10] Able_Tome cracks his neck and sighs in relief, his body relaxing. He sits down a bit farther from the pony.
  620. 25 [20:00:21] <Bob_GM> It really wants a name
  621. 32 [20:00:29] Echo stops fumbling around but is still a bit jumpy "My name is Echo, we could call you Carl maybe?"
  622. 32 [20:00:36] Able_Tome shushes Echo
  623. 25 [20:00:38] <Bob_GM> It frowns
  624. 32 [20:00:48] Hidden_Glimmer facehoofs at echos offer for a name
  625. 25 [20:00:56] <GreenSleeves> "What kind of stuff do youlike to do? We could name you after that."
  626. 25 [20:01:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Murderhobo)
  627. 32 [20:01:09] Able_Tome looks at the bat pony "Hm... what do you like? Perhaps an interest of your might be used as a name there, eh?"
  628. 25 [20:01:31] <Bob_GM> "That's almost as bad a name as Bob!  And...  Well, I'ma explorer mister!"  It gives a toothy and innocent grin
  629. 25 [20:01:51] <Aoyin> [Hue Bob]
  630. 25 [20:02:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>explorer >Windows explorer >Let's name him shitpiece)
  631. 25 [20:02:19] <GreenSleeves> "Huh, and explorer.... Where are you originally from?"
  632. 25 [20:02:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (God, what's wrong with me today...)
  633. 32 [20:02:21] Aoyin takes a gander at his teeth quickly when he flashed them
  634. 25 [20:02:22] <Bob_GM> [#WasgonnausemyIRLnamebutitwastakenhere]
  635. 25 [20:02:23] <GreenSleeves> an*
  636. 32 [20:02:36] GreenHoof leans and whispers to GreenSleeves "Can't we name him after we're out of this place? Remember: there's obviously some danger here..."
  637. 25 [20:02:49] <Bob_GM> Hidden, that's pretty cute.  But you said it OOC...
  638. 32 [20:02:50] Able_Tome smiles weakly, his eyes giving away a bit of suspicion "Explorer, huh. How about...Swift? Seems appropriate..."
  639. 32 [20:02:58] GreenSleeves looks at GreenHoof. "I gotdis.."
  640. 25 [20:02:59] <Bob_GM> "I like it!"
  641. 37 [20:03:01] Bob_GM [[email protected]] is now known as Swift
  642. 32 [20:03:06] Swift beams
  643. 25 [20:03:13] <LusciousLucidLucy> (>inb4 swordie)
  644. 25 [20:03:13] <Aoyin> [Kek. Inb4 insane]
  645. 25 [20:03:16] <GreenHoof> (SWIFT? Swift Justice? hue)
  646. 25 [20:03:21] <Able_Tome> [huehuehue]
  647. 37 [20:03:23] Swift [[email protected]] is now known as Swift_GM
  648. 32 [20:03:28] Vesuvian_Matches suddenly remembers something "GUYS, WHY THE fuck yould the bunnys escape from this sad pice of ass?"
  649. 25 [20:03:38] <Swift_GM> "B-bunnies?"
  650. 25 [20:03:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Because Batponies eat meat?"
  651. 25 [20:03:54] <Swift_GM> "N-no I don't!  Eating meat means..."
  652. 32 [20:03:55] Swift_GM gulps
  653. 32 [20:03:56] Echo perks his ears up and grins "What about Amerigo Vespucci or or..."  He thinks for a bit "There's that other explorer but I fo- Indiana Jones!"
  654. 32 [20:03:57] Aoyin frowns. "How do you even know Patches was running from him? Could have been from anything."
  655. 32 [20:03:59] Able_Tome smirks "Well now... Swift... where were you heading?"
  656. 25 [20:04:00] <Swift_GM> "Killing!"
  657. 25 [20:04:08] <Echo> (oh, swift)
  658. 25 [20:04:13] <Swift_GM> "Heading?"
  659. 25 [20:04:22] <Echo> (I should pay better attention...)
  660. 25 [20:04:22] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Wonderful, it's Lucy and Bacon's lovechild)
  661. 25 [20:04:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Well, if it wasn't running from him, from what else?"
  662. 32 [20:04:29] Vesuvian_Matches shakes her head. "Patches did not point in any direction....he pointed straight to...him?"
  663. 32 [20:04:41] Swift_GM flattens his ears "I...  I'm sorry..."
  664. 32 [20:04:41] Able_Tome continues to smirk "Well now... you are an explorer eh? Intended destination maybe?"
  665. 32 [20:04:44] GreenHoof backs off and stands at the edge of the group, next to Blue_Dream
  666. 32 [20:05:00] Swift_GM tears up a bit "I lied to my friends... I'm not an explorer..."
  667. 32 [20:05:11] Vesuvian_Matches curls up defensively
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  669. 25 [20:05:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Suddenly, batpony ambush)
  670. 25 [20:05:21] <Aoyin> "What? Why did you say that then?"
  671. 25 [20:05:22] <Swift_GM> "I'm just a batpone with nothing..."
  672. 25 [20:05:30] <Swift_GM> !roll 14d20
  673. 25 [20:05:31] <GameServ> 11, 6, 16, 8, 20, 3, 4, 10, 19, 14, 1, 15, 13, 12 == 152
  674. 25 [20:05:33] <Vesuvian_Matches> [The murderhobo is strong in me tonight...]
  675. 25 [20:05:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Obvious bait is obvious)
  676. 32 [20:05:36] Blue_Dream flattens her ears as she listens, looking guilty as she thinks back on about the bunnies.
  677. 25 [20:05:44] <Echo> "Me too!"  He frowns for a bit "Err, not that it's a happy thing..."
  678. 25 [20:05:51] <GreenHoof> "Maybe you wanted to be an explorer..."
  679. 25 [20:06:05] <Swift_GM> You all hear 5 pairs of wings flapping over you guys, oh cute!  It's just a flock of pidgeons!  D'awwww
  680. 25 [20:06:05] <GreenHoof> "You can be whatever you want, you know."
  681. 32 [20:06:20] Aoyin glances up, frowning
  682. 32 [20:06:25] Able_Tome maintains eye contact "...in the past? Hm... you've ran away, ain't ya?"
  683. 32 [20:06:30] Hidden_Glimmer looks up at the pidgeons with her light
  684. 32 [20:06:39] Blue_Dream glances upwards and her pupils dilate slowly, staring quietly.
  685. 25 [20:06:41] <Swift_GM> "...You're a smart fella there..."
  686. 32 [20:06:45] Vesuvian_Matches eyes the pigeons. Strange....they usually dont fly at night...
  687. 25 [20:06:51] <Echo> "You're a run away?  What happened?"
  688. 32 [20:06:59] Swift_GM cries
  689. 25 [20:07:15] <Swift_GM> "Something terrible happened..."
  690. 25 [20:07:17] <Aoyin> [I can already see where this is going. Swift is going to be borked]
  691. 25 [20:07:19] <GreenSleeves> "Shhhh. It's okay, we'll help you."
  692. 25 [20:07:40] <Able_Tome> [ded or already ded]
  693. 32 [20:07:42] Swift_GM sniffs, looking up at Sleeves "Thank you sir"
  694. 32 [20:07:44] Aoyin is glancing between Swift and the flying things.
  695. 25 [20:07:46] <Blue_Dream> (brb food)
  696. 32 [20:07:48] Echo tries to console the little guy "What happened?"
  697. 25 [20:08:11] <Swift_GM> "...I don't really know..."
  698. 32 [20:08:18] Hidden_Glimmer keeps a safe distance to the *batpony* and the forest
  699. 25 [20:08:19] <Able_Tome> "How long have you been out here? You know... before you ran?"
  700. 25 [20:08:21] <Swift_GM> [That name is really fitting, by the way]
  701. 25 [20:08:33] <Able_Tome> "And travelling.."
  702. 32 [20:08:44] Able_Tome smiles "Having *fun* time exploring..."
  703. 32 [20:08:53] Swift_GM averts his eyes "Since as long as I can remember... Imma good pony sir!  I promise!"
  704. 32 [20:08:58] Echo looks thoughtful for a second as he remembers something "You said that you didn't do anything wrong before I, uhh... Stumbled out here"
  705. 32 [20:09:12] Aoyin 's eyes snap to Swift at that note. "..."
  706. 25 [20:09:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Why did you run away?" She looks suspicious at the batpony
  707. 25 [20:09:18] <Swift_GM> "Oh...  How'd ya hear that...?"
  708. 32 [20:09:32] Echo flicks his ears "Bat pony ears I think"
  709. 32 [20:09:43] Swift_GM looks up to Hidden "I.. Ran away so long ago... When I was a colt...  It's been so long that..."
  710. 32 [20:09:46] Swift_GM chokes up
  711. 25 [20:10:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> "This land is pretty dangerous, even if you're armed... how could a colt survive out here on his own?"
  712. 32 [20:10:24] Aoyin watches him, greatly suspicious of croc tears
  713. 25 [20:10:28] <Swift_GM> [Noice Hidden]
  714. 32 [20:10:33] Able_Tome tilts his head "And yet you still cry out here... did nothing wrong... what happened Swift? Perhaps we... can help you out."
  715. 25 [20:10:39] <Swift_GM> "I... I'm different from other pone..."
  716. 32 [20:10:41] Able_Tome glances at Hidden and nods.
  717. 25 [20:10:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> "And why? How are you different?"
  718. 37 [20:10:53] Swift_GM [[email protected]] is now known as Swifty_GM
  719. 25 [20:11:03] <Swifty_GM> [Fugg you Swifty's better]
  720. 25 [20:11:10] <Vesuvian_Matches> [and then we were in a "Crossed" comic]
  721. 25 [20:11:19] <Able_Tome> [oh shi-]
  722. 20 [20:11:26] Al_Vietsandwiches [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  723. 25 [20:11:31] <Swifty_GM> "I... I'm..."
  724. 37 [20:11:33] Al_Vietsandwiches [[email protected]] is now known as Al_Dente
  725. 32 [20:11:34] Swifty_GM cringes
  726. 25 [20:11:34] <Echo> "What makes you different?"  He smiles "We're the same kind of pony"
  727. 25 [20:11:39] <Swifty_GM> "Please don't hurt me..."
  728. 25 [20:11:42] <Aoyin> [Matchie pls]
  729. 25 [20:11:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> "We wont. Just tell us what's up with you."
  730. 25 [20:11:53] <Vesuvian_Matches> [paranoia...the fuel of life]
  731. 25 [20:11:54] <Able_Tome> "Go on, Swift... we won't..."
  732. 25 [20:12:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> "If we should trust you, you have to trust us."
  733. 32 [20:12:34] GreenHoof tenses up, waiting for Swifty's answer
  734. 32 [20:12:36] Swifty_GM sobs "You guys are the first ponies I've seen since I ran... Oh gosh... Promise to still be friends?"
  735. 25 [20:12:41] <Blue_Dream> (back)
  736. 32 [20:12:45] GreenSleeves levels a look at Swify. "How old are you?"
  737. 25 [20:12:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Promise." She smiles at the small pony
  738. 25 [20:12:54] <Aoyin> "Promise, Swift."
  739. 32 [20:13:01] Able_Tome dusts his cloak, inconspicuously placing his hoof on the hilt "..."
  740. 32 [20:13:06] Swifty_GM is the equivalent of a 17 year old
  741. 34 [20:13:10] Starfire [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Starfire
  742. 25 [20:13:14] <Able_Tome> [>giving promises]
  743. 25 [20:13:14] <Echo> "Sure!  I don't have any friends here yet so we could be like, buddies or something right?"
  744. 25 [20:13:14] <Aoyin> [>MFW]
  745. 32 [20:13:17] Hidden_Glimmer places a hoof on able's hoof "Don't..."
  746. 32 [20:13:25] Swifty_GM looks to Sleeves "I dunno..."
  747. 25 [20:13:33] <GreenHoof> "Spit it out, Swifty. Why are you different?"
  748. 32 [20:13:36] Swifty_GM smiles at Hidden
  749. 25 [20:13:53] <Swifty_GM> "Well... I, er, ever since I remember..."
  750. 32 [20:13:56] Swifty_GM shakes a bit
  751. 25 [20:14:04] <Echo> (He's been dead)
  752. 25 [20:14:09] <Echo> (Oh god he's a zombie
  753. 25 [20:14:09] <GreenHoof> "...Yes?"
  754. 25 [20:14:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sush everyone)
  755. 25 [20:14:13] <Echo> "What is it?"
  756. 25 [20:14:22] <GreenSleeves> (that uis why aked how old he was Echo.)
  757. 25 [20:14:23] <Swifty_GM> "There's been these... times when..."
  758. 32 [20:14:29] Swifty_GM starts to shake violently
  759. 25 [20:14:31] <Swifty_GM> "Oh no"
  760. 32 [20:14:34] Hidden_Glimmer motions to everypony to shut up already
  761. 25 [20:14:37] <Swifty_GM> "Oh nonononononoono"
  762. 25 [20:14:38] <Able_Tome> [aw shit >inb4 one of the shades from old town ruins]
  763. 32 [20:14:49] Swifty_GM lurches to the ground
  764. 32 [20:14:54] GreenHoof takes a step back
  765. 25 [20:14:59] <Swifty_GM> "Heyeveryonelet'splayhideandseekokay?"
  766. 32 [20:14:59] Vesuvian_Matches backs away, while staying pointed to Swifty
  767. 32 [20:15:00] Hidden_Glimmer moves closer to the colt, still smiling
  768. 25 [20:15:06] <Swifty_GM> Roll for hide and seek
  769. 32 [20:15:07] Blue_Dream 's stomach quietly growls as she thinks about the pidgeons, and she quickly turns her head to look at the batpony, ears twitching and the hair on her back standing straight up.
  770. 25 [20:15:10] <Echo> !roll d20
  771. 25 [20:15:10] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  772. 32 [20:15:10] Aoyin staps back, baring his teeth
  773. 25 [20:15:10] <GreenSleeves> (time to run)
  774. 25 [20:15:13] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  775. 25 [20:15:13] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  776. 25 [20:15:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  777. 25 [20:15:14] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  778. 25 [20:15:16] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  779. 25 [20:15:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  780. 25 [20:15:19] <Aoyin> [Fuck[
  781. 25 [20:15:19] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  782. 25 [20:15:19] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  783. 25 [20:15:23] <Vesuvian_Matches> !roll d20
  784. 25 [20:15:23] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  785. 25 [20:15:30] <Able_Tome> [>flashbacks]
  786. 25 [20:15:32] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  787. 25 [20:15:32] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  788. 32 [20:15:33] Blue_Dream 's eyes go wide, her pupils dilate and she hisses at the batpony, and darts off into the woods!
  789. 25 [20:15:39] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  790. 25 [20:15:39] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  791. 25 [20:15:40] <Able_Tome> [ohoho, plot thickens]
  792. 25 [20:15:50] <Swifty_GM> You all try to find hiding spots
  793. 25 [20:15:59] <Swifty_GM> You can't see anything
  794. 25 [20:16:01] <Aoyin> [>we just do it]
  795. 25 [20:16:01] <Swifty_GM> At all
  796. 25 [20:16:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Except me with my light)
  797. 25 [20:16:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Whichi smartly extinguish...)
  798. 25 [20:16:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...)
  799. 25 [20:16:26] <Swifty_GM> Hidden's hidden so well she only sees herself
  800. 25 [20:16:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm blind, nevermind)
  801. 25 [20:16:27] <Able_Tome> [you've lowered it down]
  802. 25 [20:16:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Light is light, able)
  803. 25 [20:16:47] <Able_Tome> [eh]
  804. 32 [20:17:04] GreenHoof hides like a nigger in a wood pile
  805. 25 [20:17:06] <Swifty_GM> Able feels a slam hit his saddlebag, a snarl, and a bite
  806. 25 [20:17:11] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d6
  807. 25 [20:17:11] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  808. 25 [20:17:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (And i'm already hidden, fucking greatI)
  809. 32 [20:17:31] Echo has no idea what is happening but is hiding anyways
  810. 25 [20:17:32] <Aoyin> [Oh this niggerly shit I swear to god m8 I will make pagan pone magic a thing so fast]
  811. 25 [20:17:36] <Swifty_GM> Able, roll for your saddlebag
  812. 25 [20:17:41] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  813. 25 [20:17:41] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  814. 25 [20:17:46] <Swifty_GM> The rest of you are unaware
  815. 25 [20:17:48] <Swifty_GM> Oh hoho
  816. 25 [20:17:51] <Able_Tome> [oh fuck no]
  817. 25 [20:18:06] <Able_Tome> [don't even think about that]
  818. 25 [20:18:08] <Swifty_GM> Able, your saddlebag falls to the ground
  819. 25 [20:18:14] <Swifty_GM> You can't see where
  820. 25 [20:18:26] <Swifty_GM> Roll to find it, and pray to Kek
  821. 32 [20:18:29] Able_Tome growls as something hits him "What the blo-..."
  822. 25 [20:18:31] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  823. 25 [20:18:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  824. 25 [20:18:35] <Swifty_GM> Nope
  825. 25 [20:18:42] <GreenHoof> (#blameGM)
  826. 25 [20:18:47] <Swifty_GM> #BlameKek
  827. 32 [20:18:54] Vesuvian_Matches runs away blindly, before stumbling on a rotten log. She quickly digs herself under it, and stays quiet
  828. 25 [20:18:55] <Able_Tome> [barely...maybe?]
  829. 25 [20:18:56] <GreenHoof> (#BlameBob)
  830. 25 [20:19:04] <Swifty_GM> Able also took 3 points of damage from the bite... And is bleeding out
  831. 25 [20:19:18] <GreenHoof> (Oh great. Wonderful.)
  832. 32 [20:19:22] Hidden_Glimmer is so well hidden she doesn't know herself where the fuck she is.
  833. 25 [20:19:24] <Able_Tome> [i don't know what the fuck is going on, hue]
  834. 32 [20:19:46] Swifty_GM grabs the saddlebag and throws it violently, flinging it far away from the group
  835. 25 [20:19:54] <Vesuvian_Matches> [ya are being sucked on by a batpone, Able]
  836. 25 [20:20:00] <Swifty_GM> Able just HAD to roll the lowest
  837. 25 [20:20:03] <Vesuvian_Matches> [roll d20 to see what place]
  838. 25 [20:20:09] <Swifty_GM> Nope
  839. 25 [20:20:24] <Able_Tome> [I'll fucking punch him
  840. 25 [20:20:24] <Aoyin> [#BlameAble]
  841. 25 [20:20:26] <Swifty_GM> Everything stops for a second
  842. 25 [20:20:35] <Swifty_GM> You all hear crying again
  843. 25 [20:20:35] <Vesuvian_Matches> [sorry bout the lewd then]
  844. 25 [20:20:43] <Swifty_GM> It's from the middle of the clearing
  845. 25 [20:21:01] <Swifty_GM> "Nonononono these pones are my friends..."
  846. 25 [20:21:06] <GreenSleeves> (We should run)
  847. 25 [20:21:07] <Swifty_GM> "I've never had friends..."
  848. 25 [20:21:13] <Aoyin> [roll d20 resist paternal urges? ;_;]
  849. 32 [20:21:13] Swifty_GM slumps down, sobbing
  850. 25 [20:21:19] <Swifty_GM> Roll Ao
  851. 25 [20:21:24] <Swifty_GM> Actually no
  852. 25 [20:21:25] <LusciousLucidLucy> (break dis nigger, capture him for study)
  853. 32 [20:21:28] GreenHoof gets out of his hiding place and walks to the clearing again cause fuck you
  854. 32 [20:21:29] Vesuvian_Matches puts her head up from under the pile, and looks at the source of noise
  855. 25 [20:21:39] <Swifty_GM> Aoyin, you either go to him or not
  856. 32 [20:21:52] GreenSleeves sees GreenHoof waking out, and has no coice but to back up hisbest bro.
  857. 25 [20:21:54] <Able_Tome> [I want to knock the fucker down with a dart]
  858. 32 [20:21:54] Vesuvian_Matches crawls to the edge of the clearing, and watches
  859. 25 [20:21:54] <Aoyin> [NIGGA I DON"T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO- Fuck the police]
  860. 25 [20:21:55] <GreenSleeves> choice*
  861. 25 [20:22:07] <Swifty_GM> Able has lost his saddlebag
  862. 25 [20:22:14] <Swifty_GM> It has been flung far away
  863. 25 [20:22:18] <Able_Tome> [darts are in the cloak's pocket]
  864. 25 [20:22:22] <Swifty_GM> You COULD have prevented this
  865. 25 [20:22:23] <Able_Tome> [always]
  866. 32 [20:22:24] Aoyin starts to slowly walk towards the source of the sound. "S-Swift..? What happened?"
  867. 32 [20:22:32] Hidden_Glimmer slowly heads out of her super secret hiding place, looking for the sobbing
  868. 25 [20:22:37] <GreenSleeves> (Gollum disorder)
  869. 25 [20:22:39] <Swifty_GM> I hope you're an honest man, Able
  870. 25 [20:22:43] <Echo> (Okay back, what's going on?)
  871. 25 [20:22:48] <Able_Tome> [always since day one]
  872. 25 [20:22:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (He is)
  873. 32 [20:23:01] Swifty_GM looks up to Ao "I..."
  874. 32 [20:23:03] Swifty_GM wails
  875. 25 [20:23:08] <Swifty_GM> "Just kill meeeeeeeeee!"
  876. 32 [20:23:13] Hidden_Glimmer walks towards the batpone
  877. 32 [20:23:22] Echo follows Aoyin towards the pony "What happened?"
  878. 32 [20:23:25] Swifty_GM breaks down "Please... This... I can't..."
  879. 32 [20:23:30] Aoyin shamelessly hugs the other batpony
  880. 25 [20:23:36] <Vesuvian_Matches> [can we subdue the fucker with non-leathal damage?]
  881. 25 [20:23:41] <GreenHoof> "No one's gonna kill you..."
  882. 32 [20:23:42] Able_Tome rages "Oh screw you!". He extracts a dart dipped in a knockout solution from his cloak and stabs the perpetrator "Time to sleep..."
  883. 25 [20:23:44] <Swifty_GM> Anything's possible
  884. 32 [20:23:44] GreenSleeves looks at GreenHoof and shrugs.
  885. 25 [20:24:02] <Swifty_GM> [Fuck I need rules on KO darts]
  886. 25 [20:24:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Just roll 1d20 for resistance and 1d4 for rounds till it works)
  887. 32 [20:24:26] Blue_Dream watches from a high-up tree branch, hairs on-end
  888. 25 [20:24:27] <Swifty_GM> Sounds good
  889. 25 [20:24:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can't be that hard, right?)
  890. 25 [20:24:30] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  891. 25 [20:24:31] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  892. 25 [20:24:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope.jpg)
  893. 25 [20:24:44] <Able_Tome> [wait...]
  894. 25 [20:24:50] <Able_Tome> [technically GM rolls]
  895. 20 [20:24:53] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  896. 25 [20:24:54] <Able_Tome> [meh whatever]
  897. 25 [20:24:54] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Able being a great diplomat and father as always)
  898. 25 [20:24:58] <Bob> Able missed
  899. 25 [20:25:01] <Bob> He fucked up
  900. 25 [20:25:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able pls)
  901. 34 [20:25:06] Swifty_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  902. 25 [20:25:09] <Aoyin> [Abe pls. Muh huggies]
  903. 25 [20:25:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Lucy pls)
  904. 37 [20:25:15] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Swifty_Bat_GM
  905. 32 [20:25:24] Vesuvian_Matches sees Able fumble his lunge, and readies herself to beat the batpone with a shovel
  906. 25 [20:25:25] <Quicksilver> [DATA EXPUNGED eh Lucy]
  907. 32 [20:25:27] Aoyin is still holding Swift
  908. 32 [20:25:28] Echo hugs hugs the bat pony with Aoyin
  909. 32 [20:25:32] Swifty_Bat_GM notices the dart whizz past him "I don't blame you..."
  910. 32 [20:25:36] Hidden_Glimmer walks towards able and punches him in the side for being an idiot
  911. 25 [20:25:38] <LusciousLucidLucy> (This is Bob's adventure, I'm free of the sponge)
  912. 25 [20:25:42] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I-I'm a good pone!"
  913. 32 [20:25:47] Hidden_Glimmer looks very angry at him
  914. 32 [20:25:51] Able_Tome frowns "Don't. Attack. Then...
  915. 25 [20:25:56] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I didn't..."
  916. 32 [20:26:11] GreenHoof notices Vesuvian go at him with a shovel "HEY! Don't do that shit with MY shovel!"
  917. 32 [20:26:15] Aoyin turns to look at Able, "Did he..?"
  918. 25 [20:26:16] <Able_Tome> "Oh right... not at all... then. What. Is. This?"
  919. 32 [20:26:21] Able_Tome points to his wound
  920. 32 [20:26:31] Vesuvian_Matches stops mid-lunge. "hehwhaa?"
  921. 32 [20:26:32] Swifty_Bat_GM gasps
  922. 25 [20:26:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll to properly illuminate the area... again?)
  923. 25 [20:26:44] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "Th-that looks terrible!"
  924. 25 [20:26:48] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Sure]
  925. 25 [20:26:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  926. 25 [20:26:50] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  927. 25 [20:26:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (WOrks)
  928. 25 [20:26:54] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Ech
  929. 25 [20:26:57] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Yup
  930. 25 [20:27:06] <Able_Tome> [>all those borderline rolls for light]
  931. 25 [20:27:14] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "Nononononnono you're my friend SmartyPants I would never..."
  932. 25 [20:27:16] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It still works, amirite?)
  933. 25 [20:27:18] <Able_Tome> "Mmhm....very terrible..."
  934. 32 [20:27:50] Hidden_Glimmer inspects the wound with her light
  935. 25 [20:27:56] <GreenHoof> "So you're possessed or something? Crazy? What?"
  936. 32 [20:28:02] Able_Tome cracks his neck and looks around at illuminated are trying to find the saddlebag "Now...why did you run then, eh?"
  937. 25 [20:28:04] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Hidden sees a bite wound, still bleeding
  938. 25 [20:28:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Able, do you have any bandages?"
  939. 25 [20:28:19] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I...  He..."
  940. 25 [20:28:22] <GreenSleeves> "Gollum-tier pony over here...."
  941. 25 [20:28:28] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "He's everywhere..."
  942. 25 [20:28:33] <Aoyin> "He?"
  943. 25 [20:28:33] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I can't escape him..."
  944. 34 [20:28:36] Umbra|Sleep [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: No route to host
  945. 32 [20:28:39] Able_Tome whispers "They are in the bag, Hid..."
  946. 25 [20:28:43] <Aoyin> [Oh god it's swordie]
  947. 25 [20:28:44] <Echo> "Wh-who?"
  948. 32 [20:28:49] Blue_Dream turns her attention to the wound and she slowly crawls down from the tree, approaching the group cautiously.
  949. 25 [20:28:55] <GreenHoof> "Who's he? Stop being so vague and just tell us everything. People here aren't gonna hold back their violence if you attack us again."
  950. 25 [20:28:56] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Swift was a good name]
  951. 25 [20:29:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Alright..." She helps able to find his bag with her light
  952. 25 [20:29:02] <GreenSleeves> {DAMNIT}
  953. 32 [20:29:05] Able_Tome presses the hoof against the wound trying to halt the dripping blood
  954. 25 [20:29:07] <Aoyin> [Oh my god lol]
  955. 32 [20:29:08] Swifty_Bat_GM cries to Hoof "I think it's meeee!"
  956. 25 [20:29:20] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I-I never asked for this sirs..."
  957. 25 [20:29:23] <Able_Tome> [it was a sign]
  958. 20 [20:29:26] Umbra|Sleep [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  959. 25 [20:29:34] <GreenHoof> "So what, you just freak out randomly and attack people?"
  960. 25 [20:29:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll to find the bag?)
  961. 32 [20:29:39] Blue_Dream reaches Able and nudges him, muttering. "I-I have some bandages..."
  962. 25 [20:29:44] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Sure Hidden, but it's a longshot
  963. 25 [20:29:48] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Literally
  964. 25 [20:29:50] <Blue_Dream> (I got you covered if it fails)
  965. 25 [20:29:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  966. 25 [20:29:50] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  967. 25 [20:29:54] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Oh wow
  968. 25 [20:30:00] <Swifty_Bat_GM> You needed a 19
  969. 25 [20:30:02] <Vesuvian_Matches> [noice]
  970. 25 [20:30:04] <Swifty_Bat_GM> I'm not even kidding
  971. 25 [20:30:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuck you, bob)
  972. 25 [20:30:12] <Blue_Dream> (heh)
  973. 25 [20:30:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Just fuck you)
  974. 25 [20:30:15] <Vesuvian_Matches> [hue]
  975. 25 [20:30:18] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [I really am not kidding]
  976. 25 [20:30:19] <GreenHoof> (#blameGM)
  977. 32 [20:30:23] Able_Tome looks at Blue "How many...?"
  978. 25 [20:30:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Get raped by a timberwolf)
  979. 25 [20:30:28] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [You too]
  980. 32 [20:30:38] Aoyin squeezes him a little tighter to hold on, noticing the strange change in his behavior for a split second]
  981. 32 [20:30:45] Hidden_Glimmer smacks bob ooc
  982. 32 [20:30:49] Swifty_Bat_GM is smacked
  983. 25 [20:30:58] <Swifty_Bat_GM> #BlameKek
  984. 25 [20:31:08] <GreenHoof> "You crazy or what, Swifty?"
  985. 32 [20:31:19] Blue_Dream digs into her saddlebags, staring at the wound the whole time. "A full roll of bandages, it should be good for a a couple injuries, if it's used right."
  986. 32 [20:31:27] Swifty_Bat_GM sniffles "Just kill me...  I don't want to live like this!  In the woods, not having any friends..."
  987. 32 [20:31:31] Echo stops hugging the bat pony and steps back a bit concerned
  988. 25 [20:31:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We always use an entire bandage...)
  989. 25 [20:31:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Because the gm's lazy)
  990. 25 [20:31:59] <Blue_Dream> (Then I guess we dont bandage very well)
  991. 32 [20:32:00] Able_Tome nods "That would be swell, Blue...I'll give one a a bit..."
  992. 32 [20:32:04] GreenHoof shakes his head "Not gonna happen. You can have a better life than being in the woods with no friends."
  993. 25 [20:32:08] <GreenSleeves> (>papercut)
  994. 25 [20:32:13] <Able_Tome> "From my bag..."
  995. 25 [20:32:15] <GreenSleeves> (>WHOLE BANDAGE)
  996. 25 [20:32:17] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Hidden, are you really insulting the GM right now?]
  997. 25 [20:32:25] <GreenHoof> (>inb4 Blue just wants the used bandages to suck the blood out)
  998. 25 [20:32:31] <Aoyin> "You have to tell us, Swift... You know what it is. You have to tell us what is happening with you."
  999. 25 [20:32:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Of course not *pokerface)
  1000. 25 [20:32:44] <Aoyin> [I'd do it. Hue]
  1001. 25 [20:32:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Besides, i already did that, but whatever)
  1002. 32 [20:32:58] Blue_Dream produces the roll of bandages and hands it to Able, her hair still on-end as she occasionally glances at Swift.
  1003. 32 [20:33:00] Swifty_Bat_GM sniffles to Hoof "You're one of the nicest ponies ever... But... I can't do that to anyone..."
  1004. 32 [20:33:15] Able_Tome is feeling a bit dizzy
  1005. 25 [20:33:16] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "He always ruins it..."
  1006. 25 [20:33:30] <Aoyin> "Who is 'he', Swift?"
  1007. 32 [20:33:33] Hidden_Glimmer continues to search for the saddlebag
  1008. 25 [20:33:41] <Aoyin> [Deja vu... Kekeke]
  1009. 32 [20:33:53] Swifty_Bat_GM sniffles, ignoring Aoyin
  1010. 25 [20:34:03] <Swifty_Bat_GM> !roll 1d20 will
  1011. 25 [20:34:03] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1012. 25 [20:34:13] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "I dunno..."
  1013. 32 [20:34:29] Blue_Dream glances at Able's face, and sighs. "H-here, let me help."
  1014. 25 [20:34:34] <Aoyin> [Dis nigga ignoring the pony hugging him. I am rustled]
  1015. 25 [20:34:37] <Blue_Dream> (Bob, a roll to apply bandages?)
  1016. 25 [20:34:41] <Swifty_Bat_GM> "Oh gosh...  I can hear him..."
  1017. 25 [20:34:45] <Swifty_Bat_GM> BLue roll d4
  1018. 25 [20:34:48] <GreenHoof> "I bet he has some sort of personality disorder."
  1019. 25 [20:34:51] <Blue_Dream> !roll 1d4
  1020. 25 [20:34:52] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1021. 32 [20:34:55] Able_Tome nods to Blue and sits down "Thank you..."
  1022. 32 [20:34:56] Hidden_Glimmer walks back to able "Sorry, can't find it"
  1023. 32 [20:35:04] Swifty_Bat_GM cringes, petrified "HIDE OR SEEK, NOW!!!!!"
  1024. 25 [20:35:14] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Roll for come out, come out, wherever you are...
  1025. 32 [20:35:19] Echo shakes his head "Why?"
  1026. 25 [20:35:21] <GreenHoof> "I'm not going anywhere."
  1027. 25 [20:35:26] <Aoyin> [Kek]
  1028. 32 [20:35:34] Blue_Dream applies the bandages poorly, looking distracted. "S-sorry, I-" Her head snaps towards Swifty and she hisses again, getting up!
  1029. 25 [20:35:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Me neither. I'm staying right here"
  1030. 25 [20:35:38] <Aoyin> !roll d20 not to hide and seek, but to hold onto ma li'l batnigga
  1031. 25 [20:35:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1032. 32 [20:35:38] GreenSleeves isn't leaving his best bro alone.
  1033. 32 [20:35:41] Vesuvian_Matches remains in her place, shovel ready
  1034. 25 [20:35:46] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20 for fuck you guys I am piecing out of here
  1035. 25 [20:35:47] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1036. 32 [20:35:48] Swifty_Bat_GM cries "GO!!!"
  1037. 25 [20:35:49] <Aoyin> [OH COME ON. FRIENDSHIP YOU FAGGOTS]
  1038. 25 [20:35:49] <GreenHoof> (dawwwwww)
  1039. 32 [20:36:01] Swifty_Bat_GM shakes his head "I can't!  I won't!"
  1040. 25 [20:36:07] <GreenSleeves> (S-shut up, baka~)
  1041. 25 [20:36:09] <Vesuvian_Matches> [Hah, Nice]
  1042. 25 [20:36:10] <GreenHoof> "Nope. I want to see what you do..."
  1043. 32 [20:36:11] Echo shakes his head again, shivering
  1044. 32 [20:36:19] Swifty_Bat_GM runs North into the forest
  1045. 32 [20:36:32] Echo chases
  1046. 32 [20:36:34] Able_Tome stands up and growls. He looks at his horn and tries to cast a light spell
  1047. 25 [20:36:41] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 for light
  1048. 25 [20:36:41] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1049. 32 [20:36:43] Hidden_Glimmer walks closer to the batpony to see him better with her light
  1050. 32 [20:36:44] Vesuvian_Matches looks at the group, and yells "DONT FOLLOW HIM ALONE!"
  1051. 32 [20:36:47] Aoyin chases right along with Echo
  1052. 25 [20:37:02] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Roll to see who's closest to him
  1053. 32 [20:37:03] Hidden_Glimmer follows the batpone
  1054. 32 [20:37:03] Able_Tome glances at Hidden "That saddlebag *needs* to be found..."
  1055. 25 [20:37:06] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1056. 25 [20:37:06] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1057. 25 [20:37:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1058. 25 [20:37:10] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1059. 25 [20:37:12] <Vesuvian_Matches> !roll d20
  1060. 25 [20:37:12] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1061. 25 [20:37:12] <Echo> !roll d20
  1062. 25 [20:37:12] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1063. 25 [20:37:13] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1064. 25 [20:37:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1065. 25 [20:37:20] <Echo> (Oh god, who rolled what?)
  1066. 25 [20:37:23] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1067. 25 [20:37:23] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1068. 25 [20:37:26] <GreenHoof> FUCK
  1069. 25 [20:37:27] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  1070. 25 [20:37:27] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1071. 25 [20:37:29] <Echo> (Did I get 16 or was that someone else?)
  1072. 25 [20:37:30] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Vesu hears a snarl...
  1073. 25 [20:37:34] <Swifty_Bat_GM> !roll 1d20
  1074. 25 [20:37:34] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1075. 25 [20:37:41] <Swifty_Bat_GM> And is bitten on the neck
  1076. 32 [20:37:44] Vesuvian_Matches readies her shovel, while slowly backing to a three
  1077. 25 [20:37:45] <Swifty_Bat_GM> !roll 1d6
  1078. 25 [20:37:45] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1079. 25 [20:37:48] <Vesuvian_Matches> [crap]
  1080. 32 [20:37:51] Blue_Dream has a very poor sense of direction and may have accidentally ended up closer to Swift. SHYIET.
  1081. 25 [20:37:51] <Aoyin> [Nom nom, motherfucker]
  1082. 32 [20:38:07] Vesuvian_Matches screams loudly, before flailing randomly with her shovel
  1083. 25 [20:38:11] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 for didn't roll sorry
  1084. 25 [20:38:11] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1085. 25 [20:38:23] <Vesuvian_Matches> [can i roll to hit the vampire?]
  1086. 25 [20:38:26] <Echo> (I don't know what rolls are what, they kind of got stuck together)
  1087. 32 [20:38:37] Swifty_Bat_GM runs into a clearing not far from there, and falls to the ground bawling
  1088. 25 [20:38:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It was vesu)
  1089. 25 [20:38:39] <Echo> (Can someone tell me what I got?)
  1090. 25 [20:38:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> (5)
  1091. 25 [20:38:55] <Echo> (okay, thanks)
  1092. 32 [20:38:57] Able_Tome tries to search around for the damn saddlebag
  1093. 32 [20:38:58] Aoyin hears the crying and makes a beeline for the clearing
  1094. 25 [20:39:11] <Aoyin> ~The clearing Swifty was in~
  1095. 32 [20:39:16] Hidden_Glimmer follows the noise
  1096. 25 [20:39:22] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Need I remind no one except Vesu noticed anything
  1097. 32 [20:39:29] Echo follows Aoyin
  1098. 32 [20:39:35] Vesuvian_Matches gasps, and falls to the ground.
  1099. 32 [20:39:39] Aoyin looks around for him, in that case
  1100. 25 [20:39:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sorry, it's clusterfucked in here)
  1101. 32 [20:39:44] Blue_Dream shouldn't be far off and she makes her way to the noise, ears twitching.
  1102. 32 [20:40:15] GreenHoof sighs and says to Greensleeves: "It can never be easy, can it?"
  1103. 25 [20:40:30] <GreenSleeves> "Nope. Not even once."
  1104. 32 [20:40:31] Swifty_Bat_GM is lying down in the clearing, crying in the fetal position
  1105. 25 [20:40:40] <Aoyin> [But I want to find muh batbuddy...]
  1106. 32 [20:40:49] Able_Tome clearly doesn't gives a fuck about the brat and continues to looks around the grove for the bag "Next time...it's mica all the way..."
  1107. 32 [20:40:53] Vesuvian_Matches mutters "motherfucker", as she starts to walking three leggedly back, her one hoof pressed to her neck
  1108. 32 [20:41:08] Hidden_Glimmer goes back to searching ables bag
  1109. 25 [20:41:14] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1110. 25 [20:41:14] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1111. 25 [20:41:28] <Swifty_Bat_GM> Nope
  1112. 25 [20:41:30] <Able_Tome> [two unicorns with light spells]
  1113. 25 [20:41:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll again?)
  1114. 32 [20:42:02] Vesuvian_Matches sees the light-spells, and stumblingly aproaches
  1115. 25 [20:42:12] <Aoyin> [Can I go searching for batbuddy?]
  1116. 25 [20:42:12] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [After a few of the possible endings happen, people may spam rolls until ther find Able's bag]
  1117. 25 [20:42:21] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Until then, you have more pressing matters]
  1118. 25 [20:42:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> (You have any idea how precious the content of the bag is?)
  1119. 32 [20:42:49] Able_Tome 's eye twitches at the prospect of loosing inventory
  1120. 25 [20:43:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That batshit is not worth it)
  1121. 25 [20:43:25] <Able_Tome> [indeed, heh]
  1122. 25 [20:43:27] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Blame Kek, and resolve this then]
  1123. 25 [20:43:35] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [I will say one thing]
  1124. 25 [20:43:51] <Swifty_Bat_GM> [Searching will only be possible once everything's dealt with.]
  1125. 25 [20:43:58] <Able_Tome> [right]
  1126. 32 [20:44:21] Swifty_Bat_GM is still crying
  1127. 32 [20:44:22] Able_Tome fumes and storms after the group making a mental note of the grove
  1128. 25 [20:44:24] <Aoyin> [roll for Swifty, Swifty, where are you~]
  1129. 25 [20:44:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (This god damn batpony. Attacked us two times, just kill it)
  1130. 32 [20:44:34] Swifty_Bat_GM is in a clearing
  1131. 25 [20:44:35] <Aoyin> [So do we know where he is now?]
  1132. 32 [20:44:38] Blue_Dream approaches the crying batpony, ears twitching and eyes wide.
  1133. 32 [20:44:39] Hidden_Glimmer runs after able
  1134. 32 [20:44:48] Swifty_Bat_GM does not need to be searched for, you all saw the direction he ran
  1135. 32 [20:44:54] Aoyin trots into the clearing (IF THE GM LETS HIM) and appraoches. "Swifty..."
  1136. 25 [20:45:01] <Swifty_Bat_GM> He lets him
  1137. 32 [20:45:06] GreenHoof follows Aoyin
  1138. 32 [20:45:09] Vesuvian_Matches reaches the clearing again, stumbling around on all three's
  1139. 25 [20:45:10] <Aoyin> [Could have sworn just a minute ago you said we didn't. But K]
  1140. 32 [20:45:16] Swifty_Bat_GM sniffs, terrified "S-sir... I told yoou to run... Please.."
  1141. 32 [20:45:18] GreenSleeves follows GreenHoof.
  1142. 25 [20:45:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Why should he bite someone and then just run away?)
  1143. 32 [20:45:58] Able_Tome looks at Hidden, wanting to whisper something to her, but then remembers about bat pony's hearing ability and stops
  1144. 25 [20:46:00] <Aoyin> "No. I refuse. We are going to help you, understand?"
  1145. 25 [20:46:03] <GreenHoof> (I wish Able's dart hit hue)
  1146. 25 [20:46:13] <Able_Tome> [there is still one]
  1147. 25 [20:46:29] <GreenSleeves> (pls do it)
  1148. 32 [20:46:30] Vesuvian_Matches takes a furious looks at the bat-pone, and approaches the group with a snarl. "Lets tie him up, and deal with this shit in the morning...Anyone got rope?"
  1149. 25 [20:46:44] <GreenHoof> (This would be easier to deal with if Swiftie was in the Clinic, on a bed... restrained."
  1150. 25 [20:46:47] <GreenHoof> )
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  1152. 25 [20:46:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I could use telekinesis... it would'nt stop him, but atleast slow hom down..."
  1153. 34 [20:47:06] Swifty_Bat_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
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  1155. 32 [20:47:19] Able_Tome frowns looking at the mare "Remind me about looking into those telepaphy spells..."
  1156. 25 [20:47:22] <GreenSleeves> (Brb urination)
  1157. 32 [20:47:29] Vesuvian_Matches shakes her head. "Fuck it, lets just find something heavy and set him under there"
  1158. 32 [20:47:30] Swifty_GM sighs "I-I can hear all of you, you know..."
  1159. 25 [20:47:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll for it?)
  1160. 25 [20:47:44] <Swifty_GM> Fow?
  1161. 32 [20:47:48] Vesuvian_Matches looks at Swifty. "YOU BETTER HEAR!"
  1162. 32 [20:47:53] Swifty_GM sobs
  1163. 25 [20:47:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Restraining him iwth telekinesis)
  1164. 25 [20:48:11] <Swifty_GM> Mmkay...  He is different though...
  1165. 32 [20:48:12] Able_Tome approaches the bat pony "So what exactly is wrong with you? You can't control your hunger or something"
  1166. 32 [20:48:18] Aoyin can't restrain his paternal instincts and hugs Swifty again, shushing him again
  1167. 25 [20:48:23] <Aoyin> *softly, not again
  1168. 25 [20:48:28] <Swifty_GM> "I.. We...  We had a hard life..."
  1169. 25 [20:48:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I just take that as a yes...)
  1170. 25 [20:48:42] <Swifty_GM> "I don't know why..."
  1171. 25 [20:48:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1172. 25 [20:48:44] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1173. 32 [20:48:50] Blue_Dream watches from a few feet away and her head turns to spot Able upon hearing his comment. She looks down at the ground, this predicament hitting pretty close to home.
  1174. 25 [20:48:54] <Swifty_GM> Well, he's crying on the ground
  1175. 25 [20:49:09] <Swifty_GM> You TK restrained him
  1176. 25 [20:49:15] <Swifty_GM> But he showed no signs of struggle
  1177. 25 [20:49:17] <Swifty_GM> Actually...
  1178. 25 [20:49:24] <Swifty_GM> You aren't sure IF it worked
  1179. 25 [20:49:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (All those close rolls, damnit...)
  1180. 25 [20:49:40] <Swifty_GM> You think it did, though
  1181. 25 [20:49:47] <Aoyin> "We? You mean... You and him?"
  1182. 25 [20:49:50] <GreenSleeves> (back)
  1183. 25 [20:50:06] <GreenHoof> (reverse anal switching to mobile)
  1184. 32 [20:50:12] Swifty_GM nods, tears coming to his eyes "I'm the good one.. I've done nothing wong... I don't deserve this life..."
  1185. 32 [20:50:14] Able_Tome continues to frown "Go on then... explain yourself already... what life, where, who and what..."
  1186. 32 [20:50:25] Swifty_GM wails "JUST KILL ME GODDAMMIT"
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  1188. 32 [20:50:48] Aoyin flinches, baring his teeth
  1189. 32 [20:50:52] Hidden_Glimmer scratches her head, unsure if it worked. She moves at able to come closer "Could you, umm... help me with him?"
  1190. 32 [20:50:56] Vesuvian_Matches looks Swifty suspicously "Wait..."The good one?" Are there more of you?"
  1191. 25 [20:51:03] <GreenHoof> "You don't deserve that. you clearly have some sort of personality disorder, which can be treated. You can be happy."
  1192. 25 [20:51:04] <GreenSleeves> "There's two of them..."
  1193. 32 [20:51:09] Able_Tome looks at his cloak, remembering the presense of 3 more darts...1 with a knockout solution
  1194. 25 [20:51:12] <GreenSleeves> "Guys."
  1195. 32 [20:51:14] Swifty_GM cocks his head "What?"
  1196. 25 [20:51:20] <GreenSleeves> "I think there are two."
  1197. 25 [20:51:30] <Able_Tome> "Hmm..."
  1198. 32 [20:51:32] Swifty_GM starts to shake again
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  1200. 25 [20:51:46] <Swifty_GM> "I... I don't think so..."
  1201. 25 [20:51:48] <Aoyin> "There are two, Sleeves. He..." Glances up at the sky quickly.
  1202. 25 [20:51:59] <GreenHoof> "I'm no shrink, but looks like a personality disorder?"
  1203. 32 [20:52:16] Swifty_GM looks to Hoof, crying "I-I think so"
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  1205. 25 [20:52:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> "We'll see after we knocked him out. Able?" She looks over to him
  1206. 25 [20:52:38] <Able_Tome> "Two personalities, eh..."
  1207. 25 [20:53:21] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "Is it a voice? Who is 'he'?"
  1208. 25 [20:53:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> "The dart?" She asks with emphasis
  1209. 25 [20:53:26] <Echo> (sorry about afk'ing again)
  1210. 25 [20:53:27] <GreenSleeves> "I was thinkin' more along the literal path, but sure, that works too, Able."
  1211. 25 [20:53:29] <Echo> (food and all that)
  1212. 25 [20:53:38] <Echo> (what did I miss?)
  1213. 32 [20:53:42] Swifty_GM shudders "H-he...  I think he's..."
  1214. 32 [20:53:43] Swifty_GM gulps
  1215. 25 [20:53:51] <Swifty_GM> "I'M NOT HIM!!!!!"
  1216. 32 [20:53:54] Vesuvian_Matches shakes her head. "This is pointless. Lets question him in a...*safer* enviroment, and leave this place before something worse shows up"
  1217. 32 [20:53:58] Able_Tome walks close to the restrained bat pony, leaning over him "Hmm..."
  1218. 32 [20:54:11] Swifty_GM is not restrained
  1219. 32 [20:54:17] Swifty_GM is shaking violently
  1220. 25 [20:54:18] <Able_Tome> "And who is he?"
  1221. 25 [20:54:24] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "I understand that."
  1222. 25 [20:54:36] <Able_Tome> [no TK restraint then?]
  1223. 25 [20:54:40] <Swifty_GM> "He's...  Heeerrrreeee... You guys... I think you're the best..."
  1224. 25 [20:54:46] <Able_Tome> [good slip, heh]
  1225. 25 [20:54:48] <Swifty_GM> "I can't do this to you!!!"
  1226. 32 [20:55:04] Swifty_GM bursts into a sprint, running to the previous clearing
  1227. 25 [20:55:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Ok guys, just stay together this time..."
  1228. 25 [20:55:16] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "Fuuuuck."
  1229. 25 [20:55:23] <Able_Tome> "AFTER HIM!"
  1230. 25 [20:55:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Don't run after him."
  1231. 25 [20:55:26] <Aoyin> [Fetal to Sprint in 0 seconds flat]
  1232. 25 [20:55:28] <Swifty_GM> Roll for speed
  1233. 32 [20:55:28] Vesuvian_Matches snarl, and stays where she is.
  1234. 25 [20:55:29] <Echo> (oop, food again...)
  1235. 32 [20:55:31] Hidden_Glimmer facehoofs
  1236. 25 [20:55:41] <Swifty_GM> Or stay behind
  1237. 25 [20:55:43] <Aoyin> !roll d20 sprint after li'l buddy
  1238. 25 [20:55:43] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1239. 25 [20:55:50] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20 for morbid curiosity
  1240. 25 [20:55:51] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1241. 25 [20:55:53] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1242. 25 [20:55:54] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1243. 25 [20:55:59] <Vesuvian_Matches> !roll d20 to resist going along
  1244. 25 [20:56:00] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1245. 25 [20:56:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 because bloody idiots
  1246. 25 [20:56:02] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1247. 25 [20:56:08] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> !roll d20
  1248. 25 [20:56:09] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1249. 25 [20:56:12] <Swifty_GM> Welp
  1250. 32 [20:56:14] Vesuvian_Matches sighs, and trots into the night
  1251. 25 [20:56:28] <Able_Tome> [restrain physically and apply knockout with full success]
  1252. 25 [20:56:32] <Swifty_GM> You're all sprinting, but you don't notice Hidden get tackled to the ground
  1253. 25 [20:56:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Knew it)
  1254. 25 [20:56:57] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d20
  1255. 25 [20:56:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1256. 25 [20:57:04] <Swifty_GM> Hidden is bit nonsexually
  1257. 25 [20:57:06] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d6
  1258. 25 [20:57:07] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1259. 25 [20:57:12] <Aoyin> [Damn nigga]
  1260. 25 [20:57:13] <Swifty_GM> [Welp]
  1261. 25 [20:57:14] <Able_Tome> [so wait..]
  1262. 25 [20:57:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (oha)
  1263. 25 [20:57:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (The fuck did he do to give 6 dmg?)
  1264. 32 [20:57:31] Swifty_GM is still running, no one can see]
  1265. 25 [20:57:33] <Able_Tome> [tackeled by what?]
  1266. 25 [20:57:39] <Swifty_GM> In fact...
  1267. 25 [20:57:41] <Able_Tome> [ohoho, this is interesting]
  1268. 25 [20:57:43] <Swifty_GM> Where is Swifty?
  1269. 25 [20:57:47] <Aoyin> [SHAMALAMADINGDONG?]
  1270. 25 [20:58:03] <Vesuvian_Matches> [aaw shit, theres more than one of the lil fuckers in the woods...]
  1271. 25 [20:58:06] <Swifty_GM> Maybe he's smarter than you think...
  1272. 25 [20:58:11] <Able_Tome> [something invisible or something?]
  1273. 25 [20:58:24] <Swifty_GM> Maybe he knew you were going to run to the clearing and decided to hang back in the other one
  1274. 25 [20:58:29] <Aoyin> [Did no one remember the FLYING FUCKERS AT THE BEGINNING?]
  1275. 25 [20:58:41] <Able_Tome> [pidgeos, eh]
  1276. 25 [20:58:43] <Vesuvian_Matches> [the pigeons?]
  1277. 25 [20:58:49] <Able_Tome> [*pideons]
  1278. 25 [20:58:52] <Able_Tome> [fuckkk]
  1279. 25 [20:58:56] <Aoyin> [>like pidgeons]
  1280. 25 [20:58:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So i'm just laying on the ground, wincing and silently screaming in pain?)
  1281. 25 [20:59:01] <Able_Tome> [anyways...hmm]
  1282. 25 [20:59:02] <Aoyin> [Wording niggas, do you into it?]
  1283. 25 [20:59:04] <Swifty_GM> Hoof reaches the clearing and finds...
  1284. 25 [20:59:10] <Able_Tome> [yeap]
  1285. 25 [20:59:10] <Swifty_GM> Fucking nothing.
  1286. 25 [20:59:18] <Swifty_GM> And I'd presume so Hidden
  1287. 25 [20:59:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i see what attacked me? My lights still working after all)
  1288. 25 [20:59:36] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "God dammit."
  1289. 25 [20:59:43] <Able_Tome> [but how the fuck...Hidden was with a light spell? So she must have seen it]
  1290. 25 [20:59:51] <Swifty_GM> You saw a batpone
  1291. 25 [20:59:58] <Swifty_GM> But you were running
  1292. 25 [20:59:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Is it still around?)
  1293. 25 [21:00:01] <Able_Tome> [perfect]
  1294. 25 [21:00:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i see it?)
  1295. 25 [21:00:18] <Swifty_GM> Hidden, why not, roll for perception of what attacked you
  1296. 25 [21:00:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1297. 25 [21:00:23] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1298. 25 [21:00:28] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> (Lel)
  1299. 25 [21:00:30] <Able_Tome> [fuck]
  1300. 25 [21:00:37] <Aoyin> [Blind unicorns is plind]
  1301. 25 [21:00:41] <Swifty_GM> You noticed batpone wings scrape your sides
  1302. 25 [21:00:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I inspect myself to see if i have any wounds)
  1303. 25 [21:00:51] <Swifty_GM> But aside from that all you notice is th pain of 6 HP dmg
  1304. 25 [21:00:53] <Echo> (and back)
  1305. 25 [21:01:00] <Swifty_GM> You were bitten nigga
  1306. 25 [21:01:07] <Echo> (I was bitten?)
  1307. 25 [21:01:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (For 6 dmg)
  1308. 25 [21:01:11] <Able_Tome> [ohhhh...I'm not them...clever...]
  1309. 25 [21:01:17] <Swifty_GM> Eeyup Hidden
  1310. 25 [21:01:19] <Echo> (Oh for fucks sake)
  1311. 25 [21:01:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (There must be a piece of flank missing by that dmg)
  1312. 25 [21:01:24] <Swifty_GM> Swifty is not normal
  1313. 25 [21:01:32] <Swifty_GM> Okay then
  1314. 25 [21:01:35] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> (No shit)
  1315. 25 [21:01:40] <GreenSleeves> (lel)
  1316. 25 [21:01:43] <Able_Tome> [lets proced]
  1317. 25 [21:01:44] <Echo> (How much health do I have?)
  1318. 25 [21:01:50] <Able_Tome> [*proceed]
  1319. 25 [21:01:59] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> (Echo you didn't get bitten, Hidden did)
  1320. 25 [21:01:59] <Swifty_GM> For the sake of Hidden's whining, you now have two bleeding holes where your cutie mark would be
  1321. 25 [21:02:10] <Echo> (oh...  I'm bad at reading this stuff)
  1322. 25 [21:02:11] <Able_Tome> [tophue]
  1323. 25 [21:02:12] <Swifty_GM> Let's say it's the eyes of a smiley face
  1324. 25 [21:02:21] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> (Hidden got her cutie mark!)
  1325. 25 [21:02:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...)
  1326. 25 [21:02:34] <Aoyin> [Cutie Mark: Batfood]
  1327. 25 [21:02:46] <Swifty_GM> Hoof is at the first clearing, and sees nothing.  Everyone except Hidden is there
  1328. 25 [21:02:50] <Able_Tome> [mmm, delicious]
  1329. 32 [21:02:50] Hidden_Glimmer really wishes now that she had packed some bandages
  1330. 25 [21:03:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I can still walk, right?)
  1331. 32 [21:03:13] Blue_Dream slows to a stop, ears twitching as she looks all around, pupils wide.
  1332. 25 [21:03:18] <Swifty_GM> You're a tough cookie Hidden
  1333. 32 [21:03:20] GreenSleeves stands next to Hoof.
  1334. 25 [21:03:21] <Swifty_GM> Walk it off
  1335. 32 [21:03:23] Aoyin looks around. "Where did he go..."
  1336. 25 [21:03:31] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "This nigga..."
  1337. 25 [21:03:34] <Swifty_GM> Ao, roll for deductions
  1338. 32 [21:03:39] Hidden_Glimmer gets up, ignoring her wound, and tries to find the others
  1339. 25 [21:03:41] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1340. 25 [21:03:41] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1341. 25 [21:03:54] <Aoyin> [I can't deduct shit- But I already have. Come on mang]
  1342. 25 [21:04:02] <Swifty_GM> Well, all you know is that Swifty thought that you guys would try to follow him into the other clearing
  1343. 32 [21:04:30] Hidden_Glimmer waits for a moment, thinks, and walks back to the clearing she just came
  1344. 25 [21:04:35] <Aoyin> "I wonder... Do you think he's lying..?"
  1345. 32 [21:04:37] Able_Tome tries to find Swifty's tracks
  1346. 25 [21:04:43] <Swifty_GM> Hidden sees a crying Swifty
  1347. 32 [21:04:49] Vesuvian_Matches gives Aoyin a deadpan look
  1348. 25 [21:04:50] <Swifty_GM> The rest of you are in the other clearing
  1349. 32 [21:04:57] Hidden_Glimmer sighs and walks over to swifty
  1350. 25 [21:05:01] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "He stayed at the last clearing"
  1351. 25 [21:05:06] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1352. 25 [21:05:06] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1353. 32 [21:05:32] Able_Tome sighs "Then who were we chasing?"
  1354. 25 [21:05:41] <Swifty_GM> Able notices Hidden's lack of tracks
  1355. 25 [21:05:48] <GreenSleeves> "Told ya Able, More than one."
  1356. 32 [21:05:57] Blue_Dream frowns, and turns around, ears twitching.
  1357. 32 [21:05:58] Hidden_Glimmer sits down behind him and hugs him softly, but strong enough to restain him
  1358. 25 [21:06:02] <Able_Tome> "W-wait...where's Hidden?"
  1359. 32 [21:06:21] Able_Tome looks back and around the group "Oh come on...no."
  1360. 25 [21:06:21] <GreenHoofReverseAnal> "Shit...."
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  1362. 25 [21:06:33] <Aoyin> "What, she isn't- Oh no."
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  1365. 32 [21:06:52] Swifty_GM sobs, hugging Hidden back
  1366. 32 [21:06:54] Able_Tome turns around and proceeds to trot back from where he came "Bloody perfect..."
  1367. 25 [21:06:57] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d20 perception
  1368. 25 [21:06:57] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1369. 32 [21:07:20] Swifty_GM gasps, looking at Hidden's flank "Oh no....  I'msosorrygetawayfrommeee!"
  1370. 32 [21:07:22] Hidden_Glimmer hugs him tigher, slowly stroking his mane
  1371. 25 [21:07:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> "It's ok... it's not your fault."
  1372. 32 [21:07:41] Swifty_GM sobs "It is though..."
  1373. 25 [21:08:02] <Swifty_GM> [2 hour mark:  How is everyone enjoying this?]
  1374. 32 [21:08:14] Able_Tome looks back at the group as he trots towards the last clearing "You can scout ahead...I'll backtrack..."
  1375. 32 [21:08:22] Hidden_Glimmer tries to spot if he has blood on his teeth
  1376. 25 [21:08:25] <GreenSleeves> [Kinda confused as to where everyone is in relation to each other]
  1377. 25 [21:08:29] <Blue_Dream> (I like it, but it's hitting pretty close to home for Blue)
  1378. 25 [21:08:32] <Swifty_GM> Hidden, roll
  1379. 25 [21:08:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It's fun)
  1380. 25 [21:08:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1381. 25 [21:08:37] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1382. 32 [21:08:41] Vesuvian_Matches nods at Able, and looks around the clearing
  1383. 25 [21:08:42] <Able_Tome> [muh bag]
  1384. 25 [21:08:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Muh rolls)
  1385. 25 [21:08:54] <Swifty_GM> You see nothing, Swifty's looking away in shame
  1386. 34 [21:09:25] GreenHoofReverseAnal [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1387. 32 [21:09:32] Hidden_Glimmer continues to soothe the batpone, while she tries to power up her horn so the others find her
  1388. 25 [21:09:34] <GreenHoof> (done reverse analing)
  1389. 25 [21:09:41] <Swifty_GM> Hidden, roll again
  1390. 25 [21:09:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1391. 25 [21:09:45] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1392. 25 [21:09:50] <Aoyin> [DAMN NIGGA]
  1393. 25 [21:09:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (FUCKYES FLOODLIGHT)
  1394. 25 [21:09:56] <Swifty_GM> Your horn shines brightly, a beacon to all
  1395. 25 [21:10:04] <Swifty_GM> Swifty yelps
  1396. 25 [21:10:09] <Swifty_GM> "Br-bright..."
  1397. 32 [21:10:17] Aoyin turns, noticing the light. "Hey, look."
  1398. 25 [21:10:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Don't worry..." She nuzzles him
  1399. 32 [21:10:32] GreenSleeves turns an looks.
  1400. 32 [21:10:33] Vesuvian_Matches notices it, and starts running to it "Into the light! Quickly!"
  1401. 32 [21:10:34] Able_Tome notices the shimmering blue aura and runs towards it
  1402. 32 [21:10:36] Swifty_GM cringes
  1403. 32 [21:10:38] Blue_Dream winces away from the light, and begins to head towards its source.
  1404. 32 [21:10:52] GreenSleeves charges full speed ahead.
  1405. 25 [21:10:56] <Swifty_GM> "I...  I hate this... I hurt everyone...  Are you my friend miss?"
  1406. 32 [21:11:00] Aoyin also runs towards the light, keeping his eyes to the ground
  1407. 25 [21:11:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Of course i am, no matter what you did." She said with a motherly voice
  1408. 32 [21:11:43] Swifty_GM sobs violently "Then kill me.  Please.  I... I can't live like this..."
  1409. 32 [21:12:19] Vesuvian_Matches arrives at the beacons edge, seeing the sobbing bat hugging Hidden
  1410. 25 [21:12:30] <Swifty_GM> "I... I've grown up here... And everything I befriend... Dies..  I think I kill them..."
  1411. 25 [21:12:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Don't worry, we can fix that... We have some... problem cases in out town ourselves..."
  1412. 32 [21:12:57] Able_Tome reaches the clearing, but stops on the outskirts, watching the scene from afar
  1413. 32 [21:12:58] Vesuvian_Matches cringes, but waits for others to catch up to her."
  1414. 25 [21:12:58] <LusciousLucidLucy> (hue)
  1415. 25 [21:13:06] <LusciousLucidLucy> (I feel I was called)
  1416. 25 [21:13:12] <GreenHoof> (where the fuck am I lol)
  1417. 25 [21:13:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> "You are a nice guy. I'm sure you would never do such things on purpose."
  1418. 32 [21:13:24] Swifty_GM sniffs "I've lived like this since I was young... This is hell.  I.. Can't..."
  1419. 32 [21:13:43] Vesuvian_Matches whispers to Able. "Lets just rush the fucker! He can overpower ove of us, but we can all haul his leathery ass back to the town"
  1420. 25 [21:13:53] <Vesuvian_Matches> [one*]
  1421. 25 [21:14:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I assume able's in sight range?)
  1422. 25 [21:14:14] <Able_Tome> [yeap]
  1423. 32 [21:14:15] Swifty_GM looks to Vesu "DO IT.  BEFORE I CAN RESIST."
  1424. 25 [21:14:17] <Vesuvian_Matches> [he should be next to the clearing]
  1425. 25 [21:14:28] <GreenHoof> [GreenSleeves where are you?]
  1426. 25 [21:14:30] <Swifty_GM> "JUST KILL ME DAMMIT"
  1427. 32 [21:14:36] Able_Tome frowns and looks at Vesu "He can bloody hear us..."
  1428. 25 [21:14:36] <Swifty_GM> "Please..."
  1429. 32 [21:14:36] Vesuvian_Matches takes note, and charges Swifty
  1430. 32 [21:14:38] Hidden_Glimmer hugs swift tigher
  1431. 25 [21:15:00] <GreenSleeves> [With the rest of them]
  1432. 32 [21:15:10] Able_Tome sighs and slowly walks towards Hidden with the creature
  1433. 32 [21:15:14] Aoyin makes it to the clearing, and seeing Matches charging in, does so himself
  1434. 37 [21:15:16] Ikea_out [[email protected]] is now known as Ikea
  1435. 32 [21:15:23] Swifty_GM breaks free the the hug, trying to sound menacing "Rawr!  I'm gonna kill you!"
  1436. 25 [21:15:26] <Swifty_GM> "Run now!"
  1437. 25 [21:15:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>not rolling to break out)
  1438. 32 [21:15:35] GreenSleeves stays put.
  1439. 25 [21:15:36] <Swifty_GM> "If that's okay"
  1440. 25 [21:15:39] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d20
  1441. 25 [21:15:39] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1442. 25 [21:15:46] <Able_Tome> [fug you fucker]
  1443. 25 [21:15:47] <Swifty_GM> He doesn't break free
  1444. 32 [21:15:48] Vesuvian_Matches snarls back. "NOT TODAY, leatherface!"
  1445. 25 [21:15:52] <Vesuvian_Matches> !roll d20
  1446. 25 [21:15:52] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1447. 25 [21:15:53] <Swifty_GM> But he still says tht
  1448. 25 [21:15:58] <Swifty_GM> Vesu misses
  1449. 25 [21:15:58] <Able_Tome> "Shut up, Matches."
  1450. 25 [21:16:00] <Vesuvian_Matches> [me ded now...]
  1451. 25 [21:16:00] <GreenHoof> [k]
  1452. 25 [21:16:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Able. The dart, please?"
  1453. 25 [21:16:13] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d20
  1454. 25 [21:16:13] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1455. 32 [21:16:31] Swifty_GM breaks free and bolts back to the other cleagin for real
  1456. 25 [21:16:40] <Able_Tome> [FFS]
  1457. 25 [21:16:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (With a 9)
  1458. 25 [21:16:44] <GreenHoof> (god damn)
  1459. 25 [21:16:49] <Swifty_GM> [#Different]
  1460. 25 [21:16:58] <GreenHoof> (#blameGM)
  1461. 25 [21:17:08] <Swifty_GM> [#BlameGM]
  1462. 32 [21:17:16] Hidden_Glimmer sighs and looks to able "What'd you wait for, damnit?2
  1463. 25 [21:17:20] <Aoyin> [#BlameGM]
  1464. 25 [21:17:23] <GreenSleeves> (#babysitting)
  1465. 32 [21:17:37] Swifty_GM is crying in the woods, running
  1466. 32 [21:17:57] Able_Tome follows the bat pony with eyes "A theory..."
  1467. 32 [21:17:58] GreenHoof whispers to GreenSleeves "Let's just knock out this fucker and bring him back to the clinic..."
  1468. 32 [21:18:10] Vesuvian_Matches rises from the missed charge, mud and all splattered on her face
  1469. 25 [21:18:12] <Swifty_GM> [>Making me RP 2 different characters]
  1470. 25 [21:18:13] <Able_Tome> "Lets stay put for a moment..."
  1471. 32 [21:18:21] Hidden_Glimmer stays where she is, refusing to follow him
  1472. 32 [21:18:31] Swifty_GM is a smart cookie
  1473. 32 [21:18:34] Able_Tome looks at Vesuvian "Simmer down, Matches..."
  1474. 32 [21:18:41] Aoyin waits
  1475. 32 [21:18:43] Swifty_GM knows about reverse reverse psychology
  1476. 32 [21:18:47] GreenSleeves whispers to GreenHoof "I am almost certain there is actually more ponies around here than just that one."
  1477. 25 [21:18:53] <LusciousLucidLucy> (>all this diplomacy)
  1478. 32 [21:18:58] Swifty_GM just wants to get away from his friends
  1479. 32 [21:19:03] Vesuvian_Matches hovers back to Able. "Well, what were we going to do then? just wait for him to bite again?"
  1480. 32 [21:19:19] GreenHoof nods "I'm starting to get that feeling. Something's very off here..."
  1481. 32 [21:19:33] Able_Tome frowns "Which reminds me...anyone was bitten or attacked again?"
  1482. 32 [21:19:40] Hidden_Glimmer moves her light into the nearby forest, trying to find Swift or some other batpone
  1483. 32 [21:19:45] Able_Tome looks at Hidden "WHy haven't you followed us?"
  1484. 25 [21:19:55] <Able_Tome> "Hidden wait."
  1485. 25 [21:20:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I did, but you were too fast"
  1486. 25 [21:20:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> "And now something bit me."
  1487. 25 [21:20:26] <GreenHoof> (MURDERHOBO TIME!!!!)
  1488. 32 [21:20:27] Hidden_Glimmer points at her flank
  1489. 25 [21:20:53] <Aoyin> ["Sumthin' bit muh butt. Kiss it better, Able ;_;"]
  1490. 32 [21:20:56] Able_Tome tilts his head "But he ran forward when we chased him..."
  1491. 25 [21:21:08] <Able_Tome> "How the-..."
  1492. 32 [21:21:22] Hidden_Glimmer continues to move her light through the forest "That's why i think there's more than one."
  1493. 32 [21:21:31] Able_Tome looks back into the woods
  1494. 32 [21:21:37] Swifty_GM is in the woods
  1495. 32 [21:21:42] Swifty_GM is trying to hide
  1496. 32 [21:21:46] Swifty_GM is shaking violently
  1497. 32 [21:21:46] Vesuvian_Matches 's eyes go wide, as the thought of two or more of the bity things enters her thick head
  1498. 25 [21:21:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That damn nat20 light spell has to find something)
  1499. 25 [21:22:21] <GreenHoof> "Swifty! Come out come out wherever you are!~"
  1500. 32 [21:22:40] Able_Tome looks at his horn, still lit with silverish aura "Back into the dark woods...perfect."
  1501. 32 [21:22:58] Blue_Dream 's ears twitch as she watches the treeline closely.
  1502. 25 [21:23:03] <Swifty_GM> Hidden and Able are glowing fiercely
  1503. 32 [21:23:20] Hidden_Glimmer walks over to the clearing the others run to before she got bitten and moves able to follow her
  1504. 25 [21:23:22] <Swifty_GM> Is everyone in the woods?
  1505. 32 [21:23:25] GreenHoof calls out in the woods "Swiftie.... we can help you. You don't have to live like this!"
  1506. 25 [21:23:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope)
  1507. 32 [21:23:35] Vesuvian_Matches keeps close to the illuminated group, shying away from the shadows
  1508. 32 [21:23:40] Able_Tome sighs and follows Hidden "Hmm... wait, did other... entire group needs to stay together..."
  1509. 25 [21:23:44] <GreenHoof> (I am hue)
  1510. 32 [21:23:47] GreenSleeves still stands with GreenHoof.
  1511. 25 [21:23:57] <Able_Tome> "Have any of you, bat ponies, heard anything while we were attacked?"
  1512. 25 [21:24:03] <Able_Tome> "Sounds? Echolocation?"
  1513. 25 [21:24:04] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d20
  1514. 25 [21:24:04] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1515. 25 [21:24:09] <Aoyin> [Well Bobbeh? Have we?]
  1516. 25 [21:24:24] <Swifty_GM> You hear sniffles "Go away..."
  1517. 32 [21:24:35] Hidden_Glimmer overhears able and continues to walk to the other clearing
  1518. 25 [21:24:44] <Swifty_GM> Now you hear laughter
  1519. 25 [21:24:45] <Able_Tome> [are we back to ground 0, GM?]
  1520. 32 [21:24:49] GreenHoof 's ears perk up at hearing Swiftie "Nah, man. We're gonna get you out of this hellhole."
  1521. 25 [21:24:51] <Swifty_GM> [Oh no]
  1522. 25 [21:24:57] <Aoyin> "No... But I can still hear, Everyone stay together!"
  1523. 25 [21:25:04] <Able_Tome> [other woods?]
  1524. 25 [21:25:05] <Swifty_GM> [You guys are doing DATA X-SPONGED]
  1525. 32 [21:25:10] GreenHoof stops upon hearing laughter
  1526. 25 [21:25:16] <Able_Tome> [........]
  1527. 32 [21:25:21] Vesuvian_Matches wipes mud out of her brow, and readies herself
  1528. 25 [21:25:26] <GreenHoof> "S-Swifite?"
  1529. 25 [21:25:41] <GreenSleeves> [Bob, does that mean that REDACTED?]
  1530. 25 [21:25:47] <Swifty_GM> [Eeyup]
  1531. 32 [21:25:57] Swifty_GM walks up to Hoof, crying
  1532. 25 [21:26:03] <Swifty_GM> "...I need to be honest..."
  1533. 25 [21:26:04] <Blue_Dream> (are we likely to be killed by a grue in this darkness)
  1534. 25 [21:26:14] <Swifty_GM> "When I was a colt..."
  1535. 25 [21:26:25] <Swifty_GM> "I blacked out.  Things happened."
  1536. 25 [21:26:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I start to get the feeling he's just playing with us..." She whispers to probably just herself
  1537. 25 [21:26:38] <Aoyin> [We're all going to [DATA REDACTED] like they once said, it takes an egg to make an omlette]
  1538. 25 [21:26:40] <Swifty_GM> "I... Woke up... With blood all around me."
  1539. 25 [21:27:03] <Swifty_GM> "And... my family... Mom... Dad... Brother..."
  1540. 32 [21:27:05] Swifty_GM chokes up
  1541. 32 [21:27:13] Blue_Dream 's ears flatten as she listens, looking around nervously.
  1542. 25 [21:27:15] <Swifty_GM> "I never saw them again"
  1543. 25 [21:27:21] <Swifty_GM> "I ran into the woods"
  1544. 25 [21:27:32] <GreenHoof> "Right. You clearly have some mental issues. This can be fixed. We're your friends..."
  1545. 25 [21:27:32] <Swifty_GM> "I promise I've never hurt anything!!!"
  1546. 25 [21:27:42] <Swifty_GM> "But when I wake up..."
  1547. 32 [21:27:54] Swifty_GM shudders "I'm not hungry..."
  1548. 32 [21:28:04] Hidden_Glimmer reaches the other clearing, taking a look around and walks back to the others as she finds nothing
  1549. 32 [21:28:09] GreenHoof nods, putting the information together "Ah...."
  1550. 25 [21:28:44] <GreenHoof> "It's not your fault. I know you don't want to hurt anyone. You're a good pony..."
  1551. 32 [21:28:47] Able_Tome continues to listen, looking around himself cautiously as his horn illuminates the darkness
  1552. 34 [21:29:00] Vesuvian_Matches [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  1553. 20 [21:29:11] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1554. 34 [21:29:16] Swifty_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1555. 32 [21:29:16] Hidden_Glimmer follows the light of ables horn and catches up to the others
  1556. 37 [21:29:22] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Swifty_GM
  1557. 25 [21:29:26] <Swifty_GM> "You understand now?"
  1558. 25 [21:29:39] <Swifty_GM> "I'm a monster."
  1559. 25 [21:29:56] <Swifty_GM> "So.  Kill me.  I can't take this."
  1560. 25 [21:30:07] <GreenHoof> "You're not a monster. You're a good pony who doesn't want to hurt anyone. No one is going to kill you. You deserve better than this."
  1561. 25 [21:30:16] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Kill him, drink blood to gain powers)
  1562. 32 [21:30:23] Swifty_GM sobs, breaking down as he hugs Hoof
  1563. 25 [21:30:27] <Swifty_GM> [LUCY SPOILERS]
  1564. 25 [21:30:31] <GreenSleeves> (Blood for the blood god)
  1565. 32 [21:30:35] GreenHoof hugs Swiftie back
  1566. 32 [21:30:37] Hidden_Glimmer pulls out her sword, seriously thinking about doing it "Guys... i have the feeling he's just playing with us."
  1567. 25 [21:30:37] <Blue_Dream> (LUCY PLS)
  1568. 25 [21:30:43] <Blue_Dream> (I'M TRYING NOT TO)
  1569. 32 [21:30:50] GreenSleeves watches the 2cute hugging.
  1570. 25 [21:30:50] <Aoyin> [PLS BLUE]
  1571. 25 [21:30:51] <Able_Tome> [tsk tsk]
  1572. 25 [21:30:54] <LusciousLucidLucy> (do eet fgt)
  1573. 25 [21:30:54] <Aoyin> [SHARE]
  1574. 25 [21:31:01] <Able_Tome> [wereponies confirmed]
  1575. 25 [21:31:04] <Swifty_GM> "Hidden... If you're my friend you would do it.  Now."
  1576. 25 [21:31:09] <Able_Tome> [or similar...]
  1577. 20 [21:31:19] VesuvianMatches [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1578. 32 [21:31:25] GreenHoof glares at Hidden while still hugging Swifty
  1579. 32 [21:31:25] Hidden_Glimmer takes a deep breath before stepping closer to him and hoof
  1580. 25 [21:31:33] <VesuvianMatches> [crap, i blacked out...what happened?]
  1581. 32 [21:31:41] Swifty_GM breaks from the hug, staring intently at Hidden
  1582. 32 [21:31:48] GreenHoof briefly but quickly shakes his head "no"
  1583. 32 [21:31:59] Hidden_Glimmer lifts her sword in the air, hesitating for a moment
  1584. 25 [21:32:06] <Swifty_GM> [I'm severely tempted to urge you guys to the happy ending, but >godmodding]
  1585. 25 [21:32:13] <GreenHoof> "Don't do this, Hidden. It's not his fault..."
  1586. 25 [21:32:22] <Swifty_GM> [Suffice it to say it's not what you think a happy ending would be]
  1587. 25 [21:32:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> "You sure about this, Swift? We can try to help you, you just have to go with us back to the town"
  1588. 25 [21:33:02] <Swifty_GM> "You guys are so nice..."
  1589. 25 [21:33:02] <GreenHoof> "His mind isn't right! he can't decide this right now! You can't just... MURDER him!"
  1590. 25 [21:33:21] <Swifty_GM> "But you need to prove to me I'm not a monster."
  1591. 25 [21:33:27] <Swifty_GM> "Or..."
  1592. 25 [21:33:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> Her hoof shakes because she's about to kill a sentinent being for the first time
  1593. 32 [21:33:57] Swifty_GM stares at Hidden "Do it."
  1594. 25 [21:33:57] <GreenHoof> "It doesn't have to be like this..."
  1595. 25 [21:34:22] <Aoyin> "Glimmer... Don't."
  1596. 25 [21:34:31] <VesuvianMatches> "We can restrain him...or just let him go...the forrest is a big place, Hidden"
  1597. 25 [21:34:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> "A-able... what're you waiting for, damnit?" She starts to cry, still holding her sword in the air
  1598. 25 [21:34:44] <Swifty_GM> "I'm a monster, I don't want to live!!"
  1599. 32 [21:34:50] GreenHoof dashes in front of Swift "You're not going to kill him, Hidden. Don't do this!"
  1600. 25 [21:35:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> "The dart... or atleast use the lethal one and make it not so painful..."
  1601. 25 [21:35:15] <Aoyin> "We can help you, Swifty! You're no monster!"
  1602. 32 [21:35:32] GreenSleeves sits quietly/
  1603. 32 [21:35:35] Able_Tome continue to stare at Hidden and the at Swift. He hastly extracts the dart with a knockout solution and throws it at the pony [Kek, pls]
  1604. 32 [21:35:39] Swifty_GM whimpers "I've grown up here... With no memory of killing... How do you think I survived?"
  1605. 25 [21:35:40] <VesuvianMatches> "You are salvagable, Swift. Broken, but salvagable...we can use you...."
  1606. 25 [21:35:53] <GreenHoof> [don't miss, Able!]
  1607. 25 [21:35:57] <Swifty_GM> Able, roll, and may Kek be with you
  1608. 25 [21:35:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Why are you throwing a knockout agent at me?!)
  1609. 25 [21:36:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I ment the batpony!)
  1610. 25 [21:36:10] <Able_Tome> [at the fucker]
  1611. 25 [21:36:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (YOu dingus!)
  1612. 25 [21:36:19] <Able_Tome> [not you, hue]
  1613. 32 [21:36:21] GreenHoof is still standing in front of Swift between him and Hidden
  1614. 32 [21:36:25] Swifty_GM does not resist
  1615. 25 [21:36:31] <Swifty_GM> In fact...
  1616. 25 [21:36:34] <Swifty_GM> Able, don't roll
  1617. 25 [21:36:35] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to throw the dart at bat shit
  1618. 25 [21:36:35] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  1619. 25 [21:36:38] <Swifty_GM> OR DO
  1620. 25 [21:36:42] <GreenHoof> (hue)
  1621. 25 [21:36:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nor just roll for resistance)
  1622. 25 [21:36:48] <Swifty_GM> Based Able
  1623. 25 [21:36:55] <Swifty_GM> [Ah, resistance roll.]
  1624. 25 [21:36:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It says so in the rules)
  1625. 32 [21:37:02] Swifty_GM falls to the ground, woozy
  1626. 25 [21:37:09] <Swifty_GM> !roll 1d4
  1627. 25 [21:37:09] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1628. 32 [21:37:16] Swifty_GM is knocked out for 2 rounds
  1629. 32 [21:37:24] Hidden_Glimmer shrugs internally)
  1630. 25 [21:37:25] <Swifty_GM> [Congratulations guys, I'm proud.]
  1631. 25 [21:37:30] <Able_Tome> [dis gun be...hmm]
  1632. 25 [21:37:30] <Swifty_GM> Speaking of rounds...
  1633. 32 [21:37:33] GreenHoof sighs in relief and looks at Able "Nice, one, Able!"
  1634. 25 [21:37:38] <Swifty_GM> You all hear laughter
  1635. 25 [21:37:39] <Aoyin> [Oh god here we go]
  1636. 25 [21:37:40] <Swifty_GM> Evil laughter
  1637. 25 [21:37:44] <Able_Tome> [wait....]
  1638. 25 [21:37:44] <GreenSleeves> "Called it..."
  1639. 25 [21:37:47] <GreenHoof> [wonderful]
  1640. 37 [21:37:47] Swifty_GM [[email protected]] is now known as He
  1641. 25 [21:37:52] <Able_Tome> [>when I fall down to sleep]
  1642. 25 [21:37:58] <He> Roll for perception
  1643. 25 [21:37:58] <Able_Tome> [ohoho]
  1644. 32 [21:38:01] VesuvianMatches looks around the bush
  1645. 25 [21:38:03] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1646. 25 [21:38:04] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1647. 25 [21:38:04] <VesuvianMatches> !roll d20
  1648. 25 [21:38:04] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1649. 25 [21:38:06] <GreenSleeves> !roll d20
  1650. 25 [21:38:06] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1651. 25 [21:38:06] <Aoyin> !roll 20
  1652. 25 [21:38:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1653. 25 [21:38:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1654. 25 [21:38:08] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  1655. 25 [21:38:10] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1656. 25 [21:38:11] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1657. 25 [21:38:11] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1658. 25 [21:38:11] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1659. 25 [21:38:12] <Able_Tome> [based!!]
  1660. 25 [21:38:15] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  1661. 25 [21:38:15] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1662. 25 [21:38:17] <Aoyin> [d is required]
  1663. 25 [21:38:28] <He> Vesu and Hidden see... Swifty... But... Swifty's also on the ground...
  1664. 32 [21:38:34] He is laughing
  1665. 37 [21:38:39] Ruby_McCoal [[email protected]] is now known as Ruby_afk
  1666. 25 [21:38:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Is that a second pony?)
  1667. 34 [21:38:55] Umbra|Sleep [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
  1668. 25 [21:38:56] <He> You all see two Swifties
  1669. 32 [21:38:58] VesuvianMatches quickly takes her shovel, and points it at...the thing!
  1670. 25 [21:39:00] <He> Except Aoyin
  1671. 25 [21:39:05] <He> Who's wondering about PAtches
  1672. 25 [21:39:06] <GreenSleeves> "Called it!"
  1673. 20 [21:39:07] Umbra|Sleep [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1674. 25 [21:39:08] <VesuvianMatches> "THERE, you bastards!"
  1675. 32 [21:39:08] Able_Tome swiftly extracts the holstered sword
  1676. 32 [21:39:12] He snickers
  1677. 25 [21:39:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok then. I'm stil lholding my sword u, can i attack it?)
  1678. 32 [21:39:14] GreenHoof mouths "Oh shit" silently
  1679. 32 [21:39:16] GreenSleeves looks at Able. "Called it!"
  1680. 25 [21:39:25] <He> "My my, you didn't kill my bro?"
  1681. 25 [21:39:26] <Able_Tome> "Right right, Sleeves..."
  1682. 32 [21:39:27] He pouts
  1683. 32 [21:39:34] Aoyin is blind, wondering if Patches made it home... And wonders if he went to his house or Foxius's
  1684. 25 [21:39:38] <He> "I'm surprised... He was a pain to protect."
  1685. 25 [21:39:43] <He> "Not killing..."
  1686. 32 [21:39:46] GreenSleeves is clearly in danger, but has a smug smile on his face.
  1687. 25 [21:39:49] <He> "Pfftttt"
  1688. 25 [21:40:06] <He> "And the best part?"
  1689. 32 [21:40:06] VesuvianMatches growls ."You....sneaky fucker...."
  1690. 32 [21:40:08] Blue_Dream 's ears flatten as she stares at the new Swift with her wide yes.
  1691. 25 [21:40:10] <Able_Tome> [we'll need to kill this fucker in 2 rounds]
  1692. 25 [21:40:12] <Blue_Dream> (wide eyes, even(
  1693. 25 [21:40:14] <He> "The poor guy thinks he killed ME!"
  1694. 32 [21:40:17] He grins
  1695. 32 [21:40:27] GreenHoof rolls his eyes
  1696. 32 [21:40:47] GreenSleeves whipsers to no one in particular. "called it..."
  1697. 25 [21:40:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> "You little bastard..." She mutters as she walks with her sword towards the second swifty
  1698. 25 [21:40:53] <He> "He thinks HE's the special one..."
  1699. 25 [21:40:53] <Able_Tome> "Having jolly 'ol fun...?"
  1700. 32 [21:40:54] Aoyin snaps out of it and looks over. "... Swift..?" Looks at the ground, looks up, looks down, looks up, and points, "OH MY GOD THERE WAS A SECOND PONY!"
  1701. 25 [21:41:00] <Aoyin> [#slowpoke]
  1702. 25 [21:41:05] <He> "Welp, he ain't!"
  1703. 25 [21:41:05] <Able_Tome> [lel]
  1704. 25 [21:41:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We get it, it was pretty fucking obvious.)
  1705. 25 [21:41:40] <GreenHoof> "What did you do?"
  1706. 25 [21:41:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i please get my murderhobo now?)
  1707. 25 [21:41:49] <He> "Me?"
  1708. 32 [21:41:55] GreenHoof nods
  1709. 25 [21:41:58] <He> "I just simply provided for Us."
  1710. 32 [21:42:03] VesuvianMatches starts slowly approaching the second Swift, shovel ready for action
  1711. 25 [21:42:09] <He> "I love the lil fucker, but he's too soft to survive."
  1712. 25 [21:42:23] <GreenHoof> "You almost let us kill him. That's not love."
  1713. 32 [21:42:28] He bears a bloody, toothy grin "We won't havta worry about food for a while now..."
  1714. 32 [21:42:32] Aoyin glares. "Hey, you 'avin' a giggle, m8?"
  1715. 32 [21:42:36] Able_Tome begins to slowly flank the batshit
  1716. 25 [21:42:38] <He> Roll Init, fuckers.  We boss battle
  1717. 25 [21:42:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1718. 25 [21:42:43] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1719. 25 [21:42:44] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1720. 25 [21:42:44] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1721. 25 [21:42:44] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1722. 25 [21:42:44] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1723. 25 [21:42:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...)
  1724. 25 [21:42:48] <VesuvianMatches> !roll d20
  1725. 25 [21:42:49] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1726. 25 [21:42:50] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  1727. 25 [21:42:50] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  1728. 25 [21:42:56] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1729. 25 [21:42:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  1730. 25 [21:42:58] <He> !roll 1d20
  1731. 25 [21:42:58] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  1732. 25 [21:43:02] <He> [hue]
  1733. 25 [21:43:03] <VesuvianMatches> [hue]
  1734. 25 [21:43:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wohoo, not last)
  1735. 25 [21:43:10] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  1736. 25 [21:43:10] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  1737. 25 [21:43:11] <He> Go Able!
  1738. 20 [21:43:11] Nova_Flux [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1739. 25 [21:43:26] <Nova_Flux> [lurkin]
  1740. 37 [21:43:31] Ruby_afk [[email protected]] is now known as Ruby
  1741. 20 [21:43:56] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1742. 34 [21:43:59] He [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  1743. 37 [21:44:02] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as He
  1744. 32 [21:44:16] Able_Tome grips his sword tighter and lunges at the little smug bastard, thrusting his sword at the bat pony's neck
  1745. 25 [21:44:19] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1746. 25 [21:44:19] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1747. 25 [21:44:24] <Able_Tome> !roll d8
  1748. 25 [21:44:25] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  1749. 25 [21:44:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Noise)
  1750. 25 [21:44:31] <He> You hit him for 6 HP
  1751. 25 [21:44:35] <He> Based Able
  1752. 32 [21:44:40] He is still smug, though
  1753. 25 [21:44:59] <He> Okay, internet crashed, I'll leave it to the honor system for round 1 inits, I remember my 1
  1754. 25 [21:45:00] <VesuvianMatches> [my turn?]
  1755. 25 [21:45:12] <Aoyin> [Imma 10]
  1756. 25 [21:45:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (YOu had a 1)
  1757. 25 [21:45:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Bob)
  1758. 25 [21:45:19] <VesuvianMatches> [imma 15]
  1759. 25 [21:45:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (6)
  1760. 25 [21:45:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> ((for me)
  1761. 25 [21:45:43] <Blue_Dream> (14)
  1762. 25 [21:45:45] <Nova_Flux> [bat pony killing]
  1763. 25 [21:45:45] <GreenHoof> (I got 4, so I guess I go after Hidden)
  1764. 25 [21:45:45] <He> [I know mine, but... ah fuck it.  You guys see the inits, so round 1 I'll leave it to you to go in turn.  Fuck this internet]
  1765. 25 [21:45:58] <Nova_Flux> [;A;]
  1766. 21 [21:46:05] Ruby [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP
  1767. 25 [21:46:07] <Able_Tome> [Vesuvian is next
  1768. 25 [21:46:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> Vesus round
  1769. 34 [21:46:09] Cobalt_Scales [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Read error: Connection reset by peer
  1770. 25 [21:46:11] <Able_Tome> [then Blue]
  1771. 25 [21:46:13] <He> Vesu, go
  1772. 32 [21:46:14] VesuvianMatches lunges with a shovel, the sharpened side swooshind down at the batshit's head
  1773. 25 [21:46:17] <He> Roll
  1774. 25 [21:46:18] <GreenHoof> [They are inferior and must be destroyed, Nova]
  1775. 25 [21:46:20] <VesuvianMatches> !roll d20
  1776. 25 [21:46:20] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1777. 25 [21:46:22] <He> Nope
  1778. 25 [21:46:24] <Able_Tome> [Aoyin, Hidden, Hoof]
  1779. 32 [21:46:25] He taunts you
  1780. 25 [21:46:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> Blues round
  1781. 25 [21:46:28] <VesuvianMatches> [nopidynope]
  1782. 34 [21:46:28] Parchment_Page [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Resting.
  1783. 25 [21:46:29] <He> Thanks Able
  1784. 25 [21:46:30] <Nova_Flux> [But muh mustard race]
  1785. 25 [21:46:33] <He> Blue, go
  1786. 25 [21:46:41] <Nova_Flux> [Bacon and me could of civilize them]
  1787. 25 [21:46:48] <He> [Nova plz]
  1788. 25 [21:46:54] <GreenHoof> [You're not a bat pony, Nova]
  1789. 32 [21:46:57] Blue_Dream 's quivers with anger and she lunges at the batpony, teeth barred. "Let's see how YOU like it!"
  1790. 25 [21:47:00] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20 for bite
  1791. 25 [21:47:00] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1792. 25 [21:47:02] <Blue_Dream> (shit)
  1793. 25 [21:47:03] <He> Nope
  1794. 25 [21:47:07] <He> Aoyin!
  1795. 25 [21:47:28] <Aoyin> [Can I into allout attack?]
  1796. 25 [21:47:33] <Able_Tome> [kill the fucker. Pray to Kek and offer him an orgy after the game]
  1797. 25 [21:47:34] <He> You may
  1798. 25 [21:47:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sure)
  1799. 25 [21:47:46] <Able_Tome> [2 rounds niggs]
  1800. 25 [21:47:54] <Nova_Flux> [But Unicorns and Bat Ponies are mustard race hoof]
  1801. 25 [21:47:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Please able, how hard can it be?)
  1802. 25 [21:48:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sush nova, you're just lurkin)
  1803. 25 [21:48:08] <Aoyin> "'Ay, you were just about to let him die... YOU 'AVIN' A GIGGLE MATE?"
  1804. 25 [21:48:17] <Aoyin> (2d20-4?)
  1805. 25 [21:48:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yep. though the -4 is just a reminder)
  1806. 25 [21:48:32] <He> Eeyup
  1807. 25 [21:48:39] <GreenHoof> (What's the Earth Pony bonus? +2 on hit or damage?)
  1808. 25 [21:48:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Because it doesn't subtract from both rolls)
  1809. 25 [21:48:45] <He> Hit
  1810. 25 [21:48:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> (on hit)
  1811. 25 [21:48:48] <Aoyin> !roll 2d20+-4 to whip out madly with the club
  1812. 25 [21:48:49] <GameServ> (10, 8) + -4 == 14
  1813. 25 [21:48:51] <GreenHoof> (k)
  1814. 25 [21:49:01] <He> You whip your dick instead
  1815. 25 [21:49:03] <Able_Tome> [nope...]
  1816. 25 [21:49:07] <Aoyin> [Pfft]
  1817. 32 [21:49:08] He is offended, but laughs
  1818. 25 [21:49:10] <VesuvianMatches> [hah]
  1819. 25 [21:49:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Also you get a -2 debuff for AC this round, don't forget
  1820. 25 [21:49:20] <Able_Tome> [^]
  1821. 25 [21:49:25] <He> Aight
  1822. 25 [21:49:27] <Aoyin> [Battsy don't care with his now 10 AC]
  1823. 25 [21:49:34] <He> Hidden
  1824. 25 [21:49:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for a furious all out attack with her sword
  1825. 25 [21:49:44] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  1826. 25 [21:49:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1827. 25 [21:49:49] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1828. 25 [21:49:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Damnit)
  1829. 25 [21:49:52] <He> Miss both times
  1830. 25 [21:49:59] <He> Hoof
  1831. 25 [21:50:09] <Able_Tome> [so higher than 9]
  1832. 25 [21:50:19] <GreenHoof> !roll d20+2 to buck the shit out of him, center mass
  1833. 25 [21:50:19] <GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11
  1834. 25 [21:50:28] <He> You buck nothing
  1835. 25 [21:50:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Seeing how fast this fucker is, it could be 12 AC or higher)
  1836. 25 [21:50:32] <Able_Tome> [fug]
  1837. 25 [21:50:33] <GreenHoof> (FUCK)
  1838. 25 [21:50:41] <Able_Tome> [12 AC]
  1839. 25 [21:50:43] <He> Is that everyone?
  1840. 25 [21:50:47] <Able_Tome> [might be higher]
  1841. 25 [21:50:49] <Able_Tome> [yes]
  1842. 25 [21:50:52] <He> Okay then
  1843. 25 [21:50:55] <GreenSleeves> (>tfw)
  1844. 25 [21:50:58] <He> I apologize for muh internet
  1845. 25 [21:51:02] <He> Sleeves just go
  1846. 25 [21:51:08] <Able_Tome> [oh]
  1847. 25 [21:51:13] <GreenSleeves> (Lel okay.)
  1848. 25 [21:51:18] <GreenHoof> (Save us, Sleeves)
  1849. 25 [21:51:20] <He> [Be more assertive]
  1850. 25 [21:51:32] <Aoyin> [SLEEVIES, SLEEVIES, TASUKETTE SLEEVIES!]
  1851. 25 [21:51:43] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20 to attempt and swing my head in such a way that my horn-bottle hits He
  1852. 25 [21:51:43] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1853. 25 [21:51:49] <He> Nope
  1854. 25 [21:51:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Dat AC)
  1855. 25 [21:51:55] <GreenSleeves> (>tfw lost my bottle)
  1856. 25 [21:51:57] <Able_Tome> [Higher than 12]
  1857. 25 [21:51:59] <Aoyin> [u w0t m8]
  1858. 25 [21:52:00] <Able_Tome> []fug
  1859. 25 [21:52:01] <He> You merely whip your hair back and forth
  1860. 25 [21:52:09] <He> Swifty is unconscious
  1861. 32 [21:52:23] He snaps viciously at... Vesu
  1862. 25 [21:52:25] <He> !roll 1d20
  1863. 25 [21:52:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1864. 25 [21:52:30] <He> [...FUCK]
  1865. 25 [21:52:31] <Able_Tome> [holy shiiiiet]
  1866. 25 [21:52:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Crit)
  1867. 25 [21:52:32] <Aoyin> [Wrecked]
  1868. 25 [21:52:32] <VesuvianMatches> [well shiggidy]
  1869. 25 [21:52:41] <He> [Lucy may back me up... Shitshithsit]
  1870. 25 [21:52:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Crit is double dmg)
  1871. 25 [21:52:58] <Able_Tome> [lets see the damage]
  1872. 20 [21:53:03] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  1873. 25 [21:53:04] <GreenHoof> (FUCKING KEK)
  1874. 25 [21:53:06] <Aoyin> [Shut up and wreck her]
  1875. 37 [21:53:13] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  1876. 25 [21:53:14] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 d12]
  1877. 25 [21:53:18] <High_Tide> HAAR HARR HAR
  1878. 25 [21:53:19] <Bob_GM> [FUCKING INTERNET]
  1879. 25 [21:53:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  1880. 25 [21:53:22] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1881. 25 [21:53:23] <Able_Tome> [no wait... d6]
  1882. 25 [21:53:23] <VesuvianMatches> [im going to have two new assholes after this...]
  1883. 25 [21:53:24] <Bob_GM> ...
  1884. 25 [21:53:28] <Able_Tome> [whelp]
  1885. 25 [21:53:33] <Aoyin> [Night Vessie]
  1886. 25 [21:53:33] <Bob_GM> Vesu takes 10 HP dmg
  1887. 25 [21:53:34] <Able_Tome> [Vesuvian is down]
  1888. 25 [21:53:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Anyway, 10 dmg, he's knocked out)
  1889. 32 [21:53:42] Bob_GM snickers
  1890. 25 [21:53:49] <Bob_GM> *He
  1891. 25 [21:53:51] <Bob_GM> Not Bob
  1892. 25 [21:53:56] <Bob_GM> Bob is good and rooting for you guys
  1893. 25 [21:53:58] <Able_Tome> [oh you]
  1894. 25 [21:54:01] <Quicksilver> [poor Matches]
  1895. 25 [21:54:08] <Bob_GM> Bob is happy that you're most likely getting the happy ending
  1896. 25 [21:54:14] <Bob_GM> New round
  1897. 25 [21:54:16] <Bob_GM> Roll init
  1898. 25 [21:54:17] <GreenHoof> [somewhere in Four cannon bob is snickering at us]
  1899. 25 [21:54:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  1900. 25 [21:54:19] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1901. 25 [21:54:21] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1902. 25 [21:54:21] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  1903. 25 [21:54:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Come on..)
  1904. 25 [21:54:24] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d120
  1905. 25 [21:54:24] <GameServ> 79 == 79
  1906. 25 [21:54:26] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  1907. 25 [21:54:27] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  1908. 25 [21:54:28] <Bob_GM> >Sleeves
  1909. 25 [21:54:29] <GreenSleeves> (Whoops
  1910. 32 [21:54:30] Able_Tome stares at the bat pony as it crashes into Vesuvian, knocking her out "God damnit..."
  1911. 25 [21:54:30] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  1912. 25 [21:54:31] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  1913. 25 [21:54:32] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1914. 25 [21:54:32] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  1915. 25 [21:54:32] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  1916. 25 [21:54:32] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  1917. 25 [21:54:35] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  1918. 25 [21:54:35] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  1919. 25 [21:54:42] <Bob_GM> Blue's first
  1920. 32 [21:54:59] Blue_Dream lunges at Swift's back, trying to hold on and bite his neck
  1921. 25 [21:55:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able, you think you could tk me?)
  1922. 25 [21:55:02] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  1923. 25 [21:55:02] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1924. 25 [21:55:05] <Blue_Dream> (fuuuck)
  1925. 25 [21:55:08] <Bob_GM> Nope
  1926. 25 [21:55:12] <Bob_GM> Hoof
  1927. 25 [21:55:22] <Able_Tome> [35% success? Hmm...]
  1928. 25 [21:55:24] <GreenHoof> !roll d20+2 to buck the fucker
  1929. 25 [21:55:24] <GameServ> (14) + 2 == 16
  1930. 25 [21:55:31] <Bob_GM> You buck the fucker
  1931. 25 [21:55:33] <GreenHoof> (what do I roll for damage?)
  1932. 25 [21:55:34] <Bob_GM> Roll d4
  1933. 25 [21:55:35] <Aoyin> [NIGGA GETTING BUCKED]
  1934. 25 [21:55:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Same chance as hitting him, i guess)
  1935. 25 [21:55:44] <GreenHoof> !roll d4
  1936. 25 [21:55:44] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  1937. 25 [21:55:51] <Able_Tome> [>not having militia spear]
  1938. 25 [21:55:55] <Bob_GM> Fucker takes 2 HP dmgg
  1939. 25 [21:55:58] <Able_Tome> [all of my wat]
  1940. 25 [21:56:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>spear)
  1941. 25 [21:56:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Not a glorious sword)
  1942. 25 [21:56:10] <Bob_GM> Able
  1943. 25 [21:56:11] <GreenSleeves> (Able confirmed casual)
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  1945. 25 [21:56:13] <Able_Tome> [better than bucking]
  1946. 25 [21:56:15] <GreenHoof> [I'm no spear chucker]
  1947. 25 [21:56:30] <GreenHoof> [I still need to get Strong_Metal to make me a sword]
  1948. 25 [21:56:45] <GreenSleeves> [Not throwing bottles]
  1949. 25 [21:56:48] <GreenSleeves> [>2011]
  1950. 25 [21:56:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Not looting a sword from the dead bodies of your conquered enemies)
  1951. 25 [21:56:56] <Quicksilver> [nigga we have loads of crude spears from lucyquest]
  1952. 25 [21:57:05] <Aoyin> [I
  1953. 25 [21:57:07] <Quicksilver> [d6 and nobody uses them]
  1954. 25 [21:57:10] <Bob_GM> #WaitforAble
  1955. 25 [21:57:12] <GreenHoof> [>Not ever being able to go on adventures cause not #InnerCircle]
  1956. 25 [21:57:15] <VesuvianMatches> [>not just swinging Swift at his brother as a club]
  1957. 32 [21:57:26] Able_Tome turns around towards the unconscious body of a mare and a batpony on her. He launches an attack, trying to cleave through the creature's spine
  1958. 25 [21:57:28] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  1959. 25 [21:57:28] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  1960. 25 [21:57:29] <GreenHoof> [>therefore not possible to get loot]
  1961. 25 [21:57:29] <Aoyin> [I've got a glorious machete coming <3 ]
  1962. 25 [21:57:33] <Able_Tome> [nope]
  1963. 25 [21:57:34] <Bob_GM> Misss
  1964. 25 [21:57:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I am dissapointed, able)
  1965. 25 [21:57:46] <Bob_GM> Sleeves
  1966. 25 [21:57:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not tking your best mare)
  1967. 32 [21:58:04] GreenSleeves lowers his horn and charges foreward.
  1968. 25 [21:58:07] <Able_Tome> [two dices on attack have better chances, Hid]
  1969. 25 [21:58:07] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d20
  1970. 25 [21:58:08] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  1971. 25 [21:58:21] <Bob_GM> Your horn is not the one to pierce the heavens
  1972. 25 [21:58:24] <Bob_GM> Aoyin go
  1973. 25 [21:58:27] <Able_Tome> [damage wise]
  1974. 25 [21:58:35] <Quicksilver> [>best mare]
  1975. 25 [21:58:51] <Bob_GM> [I will stay out of the waifu discussion for biast reasons]
  1976. 25 [21:58:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Daily reminder that you also thought that giving honey the strengh pot was a good idea)
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  1978. 32 [21:59:04] Aoyin swings his club in a golfclub-like arc
  1979. 25 [21:59:06] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  1980. 25 [21:59:06] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  1981. 25 [21:59:08] <Quicksilver> [it was]
  1982. 25 [21:59:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It was wasted)
  1983. 25 [21:59:20] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  1984. 25 [21:59:23] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
  1985. 25 [21:59:24] <Aoyin> !roll d6
  1986. 25 [21:59:24] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  1987. 25 [21:59:35] <Bob_GM> FORE!  Or, rather, THREE!
  1988. 25 [21:59:42] <Quicksilver> [it would have been more wasted on you]
  1989. 25 [21:59:45] <Bob_GM> Hidden go
  1990. 25 [21:59:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (She hit the minotaur, ok, but besides that, what did she really do? Getting uncouncious, mindcontrolled and running away)
  1991. 25 [21:59:48] <Aoyin> "TO THE MOOOON~! Oh wait, you're still ehre..."
  1992. 25 [21:59:50] <Bob_GM> Wait lel no
  1993. 25 [22:00:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Who knows~)
  1994. 25 [22:00:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20, snarl and snap at Aoyin
  1995. 25 [22:00:02] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  1996. 25 [22:00:06] <Bob_GM> WHAT THE FUCK
  1997. 25 [22:00:08] <Able_Tome> [earth pony superiority for strength potions...who could have guessed that Honey would go full retard and attack the horde]
  1998. 25 [22:00:16] <GreenHoof> [KEK WHY]
  1999. 25 [22:00:17] <Able_Tome> [Bob, pls]
  2000. 25 [22:00:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8 Plz Kek
  2001. 25 [22:00:18] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  2002. 25 [22:00:19] <Aoyin> [COME AT ME BRO I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY]
  2003. 25 [22:00:20] <Bob_GM> Phew
  2004. 25 [22:00:21] <Able_Tome> [Pls]
  2005. 25 [22:00:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*raises hoof)
  2006. 25 [22:00:26] <Bob_GM> Srsly this fucking He
  2007. 25 [22:00:49] <Bob_GM> New round?
  2008. 25 [22:00:51] <Bob_GM> Wait...
  2009. 25 [22:00:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I wasnt)
  2010. 25 [22:00:59] <Bob_GM> Say, a certain batpone is waking up
  2011. 25 [22:01:03] <Able_Tome> [well, we are fuged, the nigger wakes up]
  2012. 32 [22:01:03] Aoyin stumbles back a little. "AY MATE I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT"
  2013. 25 [22:01:17] <Bob_GM> Swifty:   "Huh?  What?"
  2014. 25 [22:01:21] <Bob_GM> Swifty notices He
  2015. 25 [22:01:28] <Bob_GM> "WHATTTTTTT?
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  2017. 25 [22:01:38] <Bob_GM> "Bu-bu-bu.... BROTHER!!!"
  2018. 25 [22:01:42] <Bob_GM> Swifty hugs He
  2019. 25 [22:01:48] <GreenSleeves> (then they fuck)
  2020. 25 [22:01:50] <Bob_GM> "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!!"
  2021. 25 [22:01:56] <GreenHoof> "...ffffuck..."
  2022. 25 [22:01:56] <VesuvianMatches> [the good end]
  2023. 25 [22:02:04] <Able_Tome> "The bloody bat pony have assaulted us!"
  2024. 25 [22:02:05] <GreenSleeves> [The "good end"]
  2025. 25 [22:02:17] <GreenHoof> "Your brother's trying to kill us!"
  2026. 25 [22:02:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That is no good end)
  2027. 25 [22:02:24] <Bob_GM> He backs off, snarling "Not now, Lunar."
  2028. 25 [22:02:25] <VesuvianMatches> [the "happy ending", involving bat-massage's]
  2029. 25 [22:02:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That vampires still alive)
  2030. 25 [22:02:28] <Able_Tome> "Severely injured one of our own!"
  2031. 25 [22:02:30] <Echo> (Oops, guess I missed it then...  I'll just say I left the group after the second attack)
  2032. 25 [22:02:37] <Echo> (So sorry!)
  2033. 25 [22:02:42] <Able_Tome> [Lunar, eh?]
  2034. 25 [22:02:49] <Bob_GM> Lunar flattens his ears "...Lunar..."
  2035. 25 [22:02:52] <Aoyin> [You got lost in the woods Echo, lel]
  2036. 25 [22:03:03] <GreenHoof> [like silver!]
  2037. 25 [22:03:07] <Bob_GM> Echo ran like a bitch nigga home
  2038. 25 [22:03:17] <GreenHoof> bitches get stitches
  2039. 25 [22:03:32] <Bob_GM> He laughs "Swifty?  That's a terrible name!"
  2040. 25 [22:03:33] <VesuvianMatches> [i think i might need some stitches]
  2041. 25 [22:03:49] <Bob_GM> Swifty:  "...That's not my name!"
  2042. 25 [22:03:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*yawn*)
  2043. 25 [22:03:56] <Bob_GM> "I'm not Lunar!"
  2044. 25 [22:04:02] <Bob_GM> [plz]
  2045. 25 [22:04:17] <Bob_GM> Swifty cries "Brother... I thought you were dead!"
  2046. 25 [22:04:36] <GreenHoof> "Swiftie... convince your brother not to kill us!"
  2047. 25 [22:04:39] <Bob_GM> He rolls his eyes "Oh please... How do you think you survived this whole time?  Not killing..."
  2048. 25 [22:04:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (My emotion battery is used up, i had no problem killing both of them)
  2049. 32 [22:04:45] Able_Tome points at He "Oi Swifty, this one have... almost killed one of us!"
  2050. 25 [22:05:09] <Bob_GM> He laughs "Lunar, you're a coward!"
  2051. 25 [22:05:32] <Bob_GM> "Now... We have 7 delectable choices in front of us.  Who do you want to eat first?"
  2052. 25 [22:05:36] <Aoyin> [I have felt too much in the last two days. I, also, have no issue wrecking He. Not Swifty though]
  2053. 25 [22:05:43] <Bob_GM> [Plz wreck He]
  2054. 25 [22:05:47] <Bob_GM> [hue]
  2055. 25 [22:06:00] <Bob_GM> Swifty closes his eyes, shaking violently
  2056. 25 [22:06:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I vote for wrecking Swifty and forcing he to eat his own brother)
  2057. 25 [22:06:06] <GreenHoof> "Ugh... I'm so SICK of things wanting to eat us!"
  2058. 25 [22:06:10] <Bob_GM> "These... These are my friends!!"
  2059. 25 [22:06:21] <Bob_GM> "And you made me think I was hurting them..."
  2060. 25 [22:06:42] <Bob_GM> "You're not a friend to me... Brother...  
  2061. 32 [22:06:43] Able_Tome pants as he walks closer to Vesuvian to check her out
  2062. 32 [22:06:48] Blue_Dream 's hairs stand on end as she backs away from the two brothers, eyeing them like a frightened cat.
  2063. 25 [22:06:55] <VesuvianMatches> [eww]
  2064. 32 [22:07:05] Aoyin backs away a little, baring his theeth
  2065. 32 [22:07:15] Hidden_Glimmer still points her sword at he
  2066. 25 [22:07:19] <GreenSleeves> (SHit I gotta go do something. NPC me with GreenHoof.)
  2067. 25 [22:07:21] <Bob_GM> He groans "You're an idiot, Lunar.  Now.  Help me kill our dinner for the month, alright?"
  2068. 25 [22:07:25] <Bob_GM> [K]
  2069. 25 [22:07:28] <GreenHoof> kkk, Sleeves]
  2070. 25 [22:07:31] <Bob_GM> Swifty shakes
  2071. 32 [22:07:47] VesuvianMatches draws ragged breaths, as she feels many things inside her being brokeb
  2072. 25 [22:07:54] <Bob_GM> "I...  I'M NOT A MONSTER!!!!!"
  2073. 25 [22:08:06] <Bob_GM> Swifty jumps up and down with joy, hugging Hidden
  2074. 25 [22:08:16] <Bob_GM> "I'M A GOOD PONE!!!!"
  2075. 32 [22:08:34] Hidden_Glimmer looks a bit surprised at the hug, but puts a hoof around swifty
  2076. 25 [22:08:35] <Bob_GM> He is seething with rage
  2077. 32 [22:08:46] Able_Tome leans over Vesuvian, examining the extend of damage "And no healing potions...just perfect..."
  2078. 25 [22:08:50] <Bob_GM> "Lunar... Are you with me?  Or them?"
  2079. 32 [22:09:29] VesuvianMatches smiles at Able, not able to resist the cliche "Heh...this is but a scratch....heh.."
  2080. 25 [22:09:44] <Bob_GM> Swifty bares his teeth at He "You caused me to live a life of hell... thinking I'm a murderer...  I HATE YOU!"
  2081. 32 [22:10:00] GreenHoof looks at Swifty's brother "You can leave now and live, or face us all and die. Your choice."
  2082. 25 [22:10:02] <Bob_GM> Swifty growls, albeit in a cute manner
  2083. 32 [22:10:31] Hidden_Glimmer can't resist but to smile at the colt next to her
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  2085. 25 [22:10:35] <Bob_GM> He sighs, shrugging his shoulders "You know what?  I've had to put up with you for so long... I'm getting tired of this."
  2086. 25 [22:10:47] <Bob_GM> He grins "More food for me!"
  2087. 25 [22:10:51] <Bob_GM> Everyone, roll init!
  2088. 25 [22:10:57] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  2089. 25 [22:10:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2090. 25 [22:10:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2091. 25 [22:10:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  2092. 25 [22:10:59] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  2093. 25 [22:10:59] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2094. 32 [22:10:59] Able_Tome shakes his head "Hold on there...we'll get you out into the clinic.". He sighs and leans back, standing in between mare's body and He
  2095. 25 [22:11:02] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2096. 25 [22:11:02] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  2097. 25 [22:11:03] <VesuvianMatches> [even me? naah]
  2098. 25 [22:11:05] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  2099. 25 [22:11:05] <GameServ> 15, 9 == 24
  2100. 25 [22:11:06] <Aoyin> [DAMIT I WANTED TO WRECK IT]
  2101. 25 [22:11:09] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2102. 25 [22:11:09] <GameServ> 9 == 9
  2103. 25 [22:11:17] <Bob_GM> Swifty goes first
  2104. 25 [22:11:22] <Bob_GM> "I HATE YOU!"
  2105. 25 [22:11:36] <Bob_GM> Swifty snarls at his brother, chomping down on him
  2106. 25 [22:11:39] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  2107. 25 [22:11:39] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2108. 25 [22:11:45] <Bob_GM> WHOOPS WRONG THING
  2109. 25 [22:11:47] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
  2110. 25 [22:11:47] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  2111. 25 [22:11:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yep)
  2112. 25 [22:11:59] <Aoyin> [Wait, batpone teeth are d8?]
  2113. 25 [22:11:59] <Bob_GM> Swifty was honest in not hurting a fly...
  2114. 25 [22:12:05] <Bob_GM> [These ones are]
  2115. 25 [22:12:09] <Aoyin> [Ah, k]
  2116. 25 [22:12:16] <Bob_GM> Able
  2117. 25 [22:12:17] <Aoyin> [Was gonna say. BITAN TIME]
  2118. 32 [22:12:39] Able_Tome darts right on He, bringing the blade forward
  2119. 25 [22:12:40] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2120. 25 [22:12:41] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2121. 32 [22:12:50] GreenHoof walks over next to Swiftie, still on edge at being in combat "You don't hate, Swiftie. Only the unloved hate. The unloved and the unnatural."
  2122. 25 [22:12:53] <Bob_GM> Able brings the blade forward but doesn't swing it
  2123. 25 [22:12:56] <Able_Tome> [and the nigga dodges it]
  2124. 25 [22:13:00] <Able_Tome> [heh]
  2125. 25 [22:13:06] <Bob_GM> Swiftie is shaking
  2126. 25 [22:13:17] <Bob_GM> Hoof
  2127. 25 [22:13:33] <GreenHoof> (my turn?)
  2128. 32 [22:13:35] Hidden_Glimmer hugs switfy tighter, trying to soothe him while holding the sword in her mouth
  2129. 25 [22:13:52] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to buck He in the face
  2130. 25 [22:13:52] <GameServ> 8 == 8
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  2133. 25 [22:14:03] <GreenHoof> (was it my turn?)
  2134. 25 [22:14:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (For fucks sake, bob)
  2135. 25 [22:14:14] <Bob> You buck like Bob
  2136. 37 [22:14:18] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  2137. 25 [22:14:22] <GreenHoof> fuk
  2138. 25 [22:14:23] <Bob_GM> He's up
  2139. 25 [22:14:32] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 biting... Swiftie
  2140. 25 [22:14:32] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  2141. 25 [22:14:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  2142. 25 [22:14:35] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2143. 25 [22:14:43] <Bob_GM> Swiftie yelps, sobbing
  2144. 25 [22:14:52] <Bob_GM> FFS
  2145. 25 [22:14:56] <Bob_GM> GD Internet
  2146. 25 [22:15:08] <Bob_GM> Who's next?
  2147. 25 [22:15:11] <Able_Tome> [biting Swifties while Hidden's hugging him, beautiful imaginary]
  2148. 25 [22:15:16] <GreenHoof> "...god dammit..."
  2149. 25 [22:15:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> "How dare you to attack your own brother?!" She hisses at he
  2150. 25 [22:15:37] <Able_Tome> [Blue]
  2151. 25 [22:15:42] <Aoyin> [Blue, Me, Hid]
  2152. 25 [22:16:02] <GreenHoof> "You don't love him. If you loved your brother you would NEVER attack him!"
  2153. 25 [22:16:04] <Able_Tome> [Aoyin, Hidden]
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  2155. 25 [22:16:17] <Bob_GM> Blue go
  2156. 25 [22:16:33] <Blue_Dream> (sorry)
  2157. 25 [22:16:48] <Bob_GM> No prob
  2158. 25 [22:16:51] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20 to grapple onto the aggressor's back and bite him
  2159. 25 [22:16:52] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2160. 25 [22:16:56] <Blue_Dream> (why is this happening)
  2161. 25 [22:17:01] <Bob_GM> Nope
  2162. 25 [22:17:03] <Bob_GM> Aoyin go
  2163. 25 [22:17:06] <Aoyin> [Blue, do you even teeths?]
  2164. 25 [22:17:18] <GreenHoof> [Kek is really being a bitch]
  2165. 25 [22:17:25] <Aoyin> !roll 2d20+-4 I DON'T INTO PEOPLE THAT HURT FAMILY
  2166. 25 [22:17:25] <GameServ> (7, 9) + -4 == 12
  2167. 32 [22:17:26] Bob_GM is as bad as Lucy
  2168. 25 [22:17:31] <Able_Tome> [....]
  2169. 25 [22:17:33] <Bob_GM> You don't into hurting
  2170. 25 [22:17:38] <Aoyin> [Maybe I shouldn't have. Welp]
  2171. 25 [22:17:39] <Bob_GM> Hidden~
  2172. 32 [22:17:51] Hidden_Glimmer releases swiftie from her hug to charge at his brother with a furious all out attack
  2173. 25 [22:17:54] <Able_Tome> [>high AC | >all out | >bat pone]
  2174. 25 [22:17:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2175. 25 [22:17:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2176. 25 [22:17:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2177. 25 [22:17:57] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  2178. 25 [22:18:01] <Bob_GM> You miss twice
  2179. 25 [22:18:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> Damnit~
  2180. 25 [22:18:13] <Bob_GM> Sleeves for the hell of it...
  2181. 25 [22:18:14] <Able_Tome> What's with~
  2182. 25 [22:18:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 bitchslap He
  2183. 25 [22:18:18] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  2184. 25 [22:18:21] <Bob_GM> Nope
  2185. 25 [22:18:27] <Bob_GM> K new round, roll init
  2186. 25 [22:18:31] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2187. 25 [22:18:32] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  2188. 25 [22:18:32] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  2189. 25 [22:18:32] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  2190. 25 [22:18:37] <Able_Tome> [pfft]
  2191. 25 [22:18:39] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2192. 25 [22:18:39] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  2193. 25 [22:18:41] <Aoyin> [Not sure who got 1]
  2194. 25 [22:18:41] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  2195. 25 [22:18:41] <GameServ> 7, 14 == 21
  2196. 25 [22:18:46] <Bob_GM> [Able]
  2197. 25 [22:18:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Dunno, i usually accociate it with humming or something)
  2198. 25 [22:18:49] <Quicksilver> [>all these all outs vs an enemy with high AC]
  2199. 25 [22:18:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2200. 25 [22:18:50] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2201. 25 [22:18:58] <Able_Tome> [Quick knows]
  2202. 25 [22:19:00] <Aoyin> [Quick NO ONE CARES]
  2203. 25 [22:19:03] <Quicksilver> [you are killing yourself here]
  2204. 25 [22:19:07] <Able_Tome> [^]
  2205. 25 [22:19:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (No one cares, quick)
  2206. 25 [22:19:12] <Bob_GM> Aoyin go
  2207. 25 [22:19:15] <Aoyin> [Also what are the grapple rules?]
  2208. 25 [22:19:19] <Quicksilver> [all outs drop your own AC]
  2209. 25 [22:19:24] <Aoyin> [I'm gonna wrastle it]
  2210. 25 [22:19:24] <Bob_GM> [>Grappling a big bad]
  2211. 25 [22:19:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not mine, i got muh +2 armor)
  2212. 25 [22:19:34] <Bob_GM> Pray for Kek
  2213. 25 [22:19:36] <Aoyin> [Bob did I stutter?]
  2214. 25 [22:19:46] <Bob_GM> Pray for Kek and roll
  2215. 25 [22:19:52] <Aoyin> [d20?]
  2216. 25 [22:19:55] <Bob_GM> Eeyup
  2217. 25 [22:20:03] <Aoyin> !roll d20 take this fagget to the ground
  2218. 25 [22:20:03] <GameServ> 3 == 3
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  2220. 25 [22:20:11] <Aoyin> [And that should have been expected]
  2221. 25 [22:20:14] <Bob_GM> Aoyin is the only fagget on the ground
  2222. 25 [22:20:19] <Able_Tome> [hue]
  2223. 25 [22:20:23] <GreenHoof> hue
  2224. 25 [22:20:23] <Bob_GM> Hoof
  2225. 25 [22:20:37] <GreenHoof> !roll d20+2 to buck his face into a bloddy pulp
  2226. 25 [22:20:37] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3
  2227. 25 [22:20:49] <GreenHoof> ...
  2228. 25 [22:20:51] <Aoyin> [Oh lawd. Kek I'm sorry, I didn't mean it]
  2229. 25 [22:20:52] <VesuvianMatches> ..
  2230. 25 [22:20:55] <LusciousLucidLucy> (we gonk now)
  2231. 25 [22:20:58] <Bob_GM> Hoof somehow bucks his own face for 1 HP DMG
  2232. 25 [22:21:06] <GreenHoof> "...ouch?"
  2233. 25 [22:21:07] <Bob_GM> He's up
  2234. 25 [22:21:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 bite at... Aoyin
  2235. 25 [22:21:22] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  2236. 25 [22:21:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8
  2237. 25 [22:21:28] <Bob_GM> He is a faget too
  2238. 25 [22:21:38] <Aoyin> "DUDE, I'M LITERALLY PRONE. HOW DO YOU MISS ME?"
  2239. 25 [22:21:47] <Bob_GM> Swifty's turn
  2240. 25 [22:22:02] <Bob_GM> "These are my friends!!"
  2241. 25 [22:22:13] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 to attack He
  2242. 25 [22:22:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  2243. 25 [22:22:17] <Bob_GM> Miss
  2244. 25 [22:22:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> WAT
  2245. 25 [22:22:21] <Bob_GM> Hidden's up
  2246. 25 [22:22:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for swinging my sword at him
  2247. 25 [22:22:26] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  2248. 25 [22:22:28] <Aoyin> [Oh damn. This nigga's AC is high]
  2249. 25 [22:22:29] <Bob_GM> Hit!
  2250. 25 [22:22:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8
  2251. 25 [22:22:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2252. 25 [22:22:40] <Bob_GM> Based Hidden delivers 5 HP damage
  2253. 25 [22:22:44] <Bob_GM> Able's up
  2254. 32 [22:23:17] Able_Tome snaps out of his trance as he looks at the sword trying to unders-..."Oh for fu-", he clenches his teeth and swiftly looks around. The moment he notices batshit, he tries to attack it again...this time hopefully without blackouts.
  2255. 25 [22:23:19] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2256. 25 [22:23:19] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  2257. 25 [22:23:26] <Able_Tome> [...]
  2258. 25 [22:23:30] <Able_Tome> [>3's]
  2259. 25 [22:23:34] <GreenHoof> (Kek WHY???)
  2260. 25 [22:23:35] <Bob_GM> Able blacks out for one second in shame
  2261. 25 [22:23:46] <Aoyin> [WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?]
  2262. 25 [22:23:47] <Bob_GM> Lel gonna NPC Hoof
  2263. 25 [22:23:51] <Bob_GM> Or Sleeves
  2264. 25 [22:23:54] <GreenHoof> k
  2265. 25 [22:23:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 bitchslap
  2266. 25 [22:23:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2267. 25 [22:24:00] <Bob_GM> Sleeves a ho
  2268. 25 [22:24:04] <Bob_GM> New round, post init
  2269. 25 [22:24:08] <GreenHoof> "Sleeves you're a fag!"
  2270. 25 [22:24:10] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  2271. 25 [22:24:10] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2272. 25 [22:24:12] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2273. 25 [22:24:12] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2274. 25 [22:24:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2275. 25 [22:24:13] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  2276. 25 [22:24:16] <Aoyin> "Gaaaay."
  2277. 25 [22:24:19] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  2278. 25 [22:24:19] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  2279. 25 [22:25:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  2280. 25 [22:25:02] <GameServ> 16, 14 == 30
  2281. 25 [22:25:05] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2282. 25 [22:25:06] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  2283. 25 [22:25:09] <Bob_GM> Swifty starts
  2284. 25 [22:25:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 bite!
  2285. 25 [22:25:15] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  2286. 25 [22:25:21] <Bob_GM> Swifty's a softie
  2287. 25 [22:25:27] <Bob_GM> Hidden
  2288. 25 [22:25:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i defend swift this round?)
  2289. 25 [22:26:01] <Bob_GM> Swift is twin brothers with He
  2290. 25 [22:26:07] <Bob_GM> Make of that what you will
  2291. 25 [22:26:13] <Bob_GM> Does he need defending?
  2292. 25 [22:26:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Jesus... i'll just attack he)
  2293. 25 [22:26:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2294. 25 [22:26:46] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2295. 25 [22:26:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Or not)
  2296. 25 [22:27:36] <Bob_GM> Nope
  2297. 25 [22:27:40] <GreenHoof> (am I lagging or ded?)
  2298. 25 [22:27:45] <Bob_GM> He's turn
  2299. 25 [22:27:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 attacking... Hoof
  2300. 25 [22:27:56] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  2301. 25 [22:27:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  2302. 25 [22:27:59] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2303. 25 [22:28:02] <Bob_GM> Sheeit
  2304. 25 [22:28:10] <Bob_GM> Able's turn
  2305. 25 [22:28:14] <GreenHoof> (thanks, kek)
  2306. 32 [22:28:39] Able_Tome runs towards the batpony, but his mind goes blank again. He looses momentum and almost crashes on the ground, but snaps back just in time, regaining the focus. Looking at pesky batpony, he swirls the blade in an arc, trying to chop through He's flesh.
  2307. 25 [22:28:40] <GreenHoof> (So I'm at 4hp?)
  2308. 25 [22:28:41] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2309. 25 [22:28:42] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  2310. 25 [22:28:45] <Bob_GM> [Yup]
  2311. 25 [22:28:48] <Able_Tome> [motherfucking 3's!!]
  2312. 25 [22:28:49] <Aoyin> [wat]
  2313. 25 [22:28:56] <Bob_GM> Able twirls his sword around
  2314. 25 [22:28:58] <GreenHoof> (This is fucking unbelievable!)
  2315. 25 [22:29:05] <Bob_GM> Blue's turn
  2316. 25 [22:29:14] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20 for more frantic biting
  2317. 25 [22:29:14] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  2318. 25 [22:29:16] <Blue_Dream> (oh)
  2319. 25 [22:29:21] <Bob_GM> It's frantic@
  2320. 25 [22:29:22] <Bob_GM> !
  2321. 25 [22:29:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>inb4 1 dmg)
  2322. 25 [22:29:39] <Bob_GM> Roll... Waht is a bite for regular batponies?  D4?
  2323. 25 [22:29:42] <Able_Tome> [rolla d4]
  2324. 25 [22:29:44] <Blue_Dream> (give me a bite dice size, I've never actually hit anything ever before but I assume it's not d8)
  2325. 25 [22:29:45] <Bob_GM> K
  2326. 25 [22:29:48] <Blue_Dream> (Aw damnit)
  2327. 25 [22:29:59] <Bob_GM> Roll d4
  2328. 25 [22:30:03] <Able_Tome> [d4, same as with hooves]
  2329. 32 [22:30:04] Blue_Dream 's pupils dilate as she leaps onto He's back, biting at his neck
  2330. 25 [22:30:07] <Blue_Dream> !roll d4
  2331. 25 [22:30:07] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  2332. 25 [22:30:18] <Bob_GM> Based Blue!
  2333. 25 [22:30:19] <Able_Tome> [nice]
  2334. 25 [22:30:27] <Bob_GM> Hoof's up
  2335. 25 [22:30:29] <Able_Tome> [now suck him dry]
  2336. 25 [22:31:15] <GreenHoof> !roll d20 to buck him in the face
  2337. 25 [22:31:15] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2338. 25 [22:31:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I wonder my bite wound would've stopped bleeding by now)
  2339. 25 [22:31:33] <GreenHoof> (COCK SUCKING CHRIST!!!!)
  2340. 25 [22:31:54] <Aoyin> [Kek only likes the loli...]
  2341. 25 [22:31:59] <Bob_GM> Hoof trips over Vesu's body
  2342. 25 [22:32:09] <Bob_GM> Ao is up
  2343. 25 [22:32:24] <Aoyin> !roll d20 to rise from the ground with an uppercut!
  2344. 25 [22:32:24] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2345. 25 [22:32:43] <Aoyin> [Kek, pls. I was trying to be cool]
  2346. 25 [22:32:43] <Bob_GM> Ao is not like one of his animes
  2347. 25 [22:32:49] <Bob_GM> New round!
  2348. 25 [22:32:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2349. 25 [22:32:53] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  2350. 25 [22:32:54] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  2351. 25 [22:32:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  2352. 25 [22:32:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuckin hell...)
  2353. 25 [22:33:11] <Blue_Dream> !roll d20
  2354. 25 [22:33:11] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  2355. 25 [22:33:15] <Blue_Dream> (shyiett)
  2356. 25 [22:33:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Blue pls)
  2357. 20 [22:33:17] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  2358. 25 [22:33:19] <VesuvianMatches> [I know that feel, bro. I just wanted to wave my shovel at shit...but Kek wanted a bedbuddy...]
  2359. 25 [22:33:20] <Bob> OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
  2360. 34 [22:33:27] Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  2361. 37 [22:33:35] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob_GM
  2362. 25 [22:33:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We can still roll again...)
  2363. 25 [22:33:46] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2364. 25 [22:33:47] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  2365. 25 [22:33:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (If you missed it)
  2366. 25 [22:33:51] <Bob_GM> Roll again for new inits because
  2367. 25 [22:33:53] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2368. 25 [22:33:53] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2369. 25 [22:33:55] <Able_Tome> [suck him dry, Blue]
  2370. 25 [22:33:57] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
  2371. 25 [22:33:57] <GameServ> 20, 19 == 39
  2372. 25 [22:33:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2373. 25 [22:33:57] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2374. 25 [22:34:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20
  2375. 25 [22:34:00] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  2376. 25 [22:34:08] <GreenHoof> [you can suck ME dry, Blue huehuehue]
  2377. 25 [22:34:12] <Aoyin> [But Blue got based 20. And I got the same thing]
  2378. 25 [22:34:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I actually got a worse roll)
  2379. 25 [22:34:31] <Bob_GM> #BlameGM'sInternet
  2380. 25 [22:34:44] <Bob_GM> Swifty's up, and he's shaking
  2381. 25 [22:34:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 "I HATE YOU BROTHER!"
  2382. 25 [22:34:54] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  2383. 25 [22:35:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
  2384. 25 [22:35:00] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  2385. 25 [22:35:01] <Able_Tome> [whoah]
  2386. 25 [22:35:03] <Bob_GM> [WHOA]
  2387. 37 [22:35:04] Al_Dente [[email protected]] is now known as Al_AFK
  2388. 25 [22:35:07] <Able_Tome> [WHOA]
  2389. 25 [22:35:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (All that contained rage)
  2390. 25 [22:35:10] <LusciousLucidLucy> (SHIT)
  2391. 25 [22:35:10] <Aoyin> [#rekt]
  2392. 25 [22:35:14] <Blue_Dream> (oh)
  2393. 25 [22:35:14] <VesuvianMatches> [Noice, Swifty]
  2394. 25 [22:35:18] <Able_Tome> [oh fuck]
  2395. 25 [22:35:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Brother killer, hue)
  2396. 25 [22:35:30] <VesuvianMatches> [someone lost his head]
  2397. 25 [22:35:30] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 now im the murderer]
  2398. 25 [22:35:30] <GreenHoof> (Swifty holy shit man)
  2399. 25 [22:35:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Feelsbad-jpg)
  2400. 25 [22:35:41] <Able_Tome> [^]
  2401. 25 [22:35:42] <Aoyin> [Jesus, you didn
  2402. 25 [22:35:48] <VesuvianMatches> [Hes going to need soooo much theraphy]
  2403. 25 [22:35:51] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 he suicides]
  2404. 25 [22:35:52] <Aoyin> 't have to rip his jiblet out ]
  2405. 25 [22:35:54] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Swifty is now called Cain)
  2406. 25 [22:36:03] <Able_Tome> [...]
  2407. 25 [22:36:10] <GreenHoof> (lol even He didn't kill his own brother)
  2408. 25 [22:36:11] <VesuvianMatches> [Cain, the lord of vamponies]
  2409. 25 [22:36:17] <Bob_GM> With a fiery passion, Swifty knocks the FUCK out of He.  "You made me live a life of misery... Of anguish... I HATE YOU!  AND GUESS WHAT?  I love my friends, they're better than you will ever be!"
  2410. 25 [22:36:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (And there i thought i could adopt a bat pone)
  2411. 25 [22:36:25] <Bob_GM> He cannot speak, for he is dead
  2412. 25 [22:36:32] <Bob_GM> "Buh... Brother?"
  2413. 25 [22:36:32] <Able_Tome> [...shit...]
  2414. 25 [22:36:36] <Able_Tome> [sshiiiit]
  2415. 25 [22:36:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Oh, that's just sad...)=
  2416. 25 [22:36:49] <Bob_GM> [Shit IRL shit brb]
  2417. 25 [22:36:49] <Able_Tome> [time for containment]
  2418. 32 [22:36:51] GreenHoof 's heart sinks upon realizing what just happened...
  2419. 25 [22:37:03] <LusciousLucidLucy> (I cannot hold these feels)
  2420. 32 [22:37:07] Aoyin loses the fire he had. "O-Oh..."
  2421. 32 [22:37:10] Able_Tome 's pupils shrink "Oh no..."
  2422. 25 [22:37:18] <VesuvianMatches> [Next time, on BOB's Games:]
  2423. 32 [22:37:32] Hidden_Glimmer lets her sword drop as she realized what just happened and walks over to swift to put a hoof on his shoulder
  2424. 32 [22:37:46] GreenHoof can't say anything but walks over to Swiftie
  2425. 25 [22:37:56] <Aoyin> [Also bob gone]
  2426. 25 [22:38:23] <GreenHoof> [guess we gotta wait for him]
  2427. 25 [22:38:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yep)
  2428. 25 [22:38:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (No more Ic guys)
  2429. 25 [22:38:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Or ooc for tha matter)
  2430. 25 [22:38:40] <VesuvianMatches> [will Shift remain sane? Will we bury "HE"? And will someone remember to bring my shovel back? Figure this out next, on "Bob's Games"]
  2431. 25 [22:38:58] <GreenHoof> [It's MY shovel, Ves!!!]
  2432. 25 [22:39:29] <VesuvianMatches> [Buh buh...i sharpened it and everythin....]
  2433. 25 [22:39:47] <VesuvianMatches> [could not scratch of your initials tho]
  2434. 25 [22:39:52] <VesuvianMatches> [off*]
  2435. 25 [22:39:59] <GreenHoof> [hue]
  2436. 37 [22:40:14] Al_AFK [[email protected]] is now known as Al_MagicalVan
  2437. 25 [22:40:20] <GreenHoof> [I went and bought another one. You can have it]
  2438. 25 [22:40:51] <GreenHoof> [BOB GET THE FUCK BACK HEREEEEEEEEE]
  2439. 25 [22:40:53] <VesuvianMatches> [Thanks. It has been one of the few things i have truly need in this town]
  2440. 25 [22:41:07] <GreenHoof> [I planned on giving it to you anyway]
  2441. 25 [22:41:32] <GreenHoof> [Figures Bobbeh leaves at the best part hue]
  2442. 25 [22:41:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hurry up bob, ah want to cuddle with poor swifty)
  2443. 25 [22:41:54] <Able_Tome> [/me sighs]
  2444. 25 [22:41:56] <VesuvianMatches> [Bobbeh, that damn cocktease]
  2445. 25 [22:42:07] <GreenHoof> [Yeah I want to cuddle with Swiftie too!!!!]
  2446. 25 [22:42:11] <VesuvianMatches> [probably off to ERP with her wife]
  2447. 25 [22:42:12] <Able_Tome> [Swifty just had to do this]
  2448. 25 [22:42:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Get away from my swiftie you freak)
  2449. 25 [22:42:23] <Aoyin> [We all want to cuddle with Swifty]
  2450. 25 [22:42:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I cuddled him first, he's mine)
  2451. 25 [22:42:54] <GreenHoof> [He's my Swiftie too! He hugged me and cried on me!]
  2452. 25 [22:43:01] <Aoyin> [Implying I didn't paternally hug him almost right at the beginning]
  2453. 25 [22:43:11] <Able_Tome> [Now Swifty have earned PTSD, guilt complex and other 'minor' psychological traumas]
  2454. 25 [22:43:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (But he ran to me after he found his brother, so he chose me!)
  2455. 25 [22:43:30] <GreenHoof> [Great. Another basketcase]
  2456. 25 [22:43:41] <Able_Tome> [More fuel for Bob's clinic]
  2457. 25 [22:43:45] <Aoyin> [Oh look, a conveniently placed Phsych!]
  2458. 25 [22:43:46] <VesuvianMatches> [Naah, worry not. hes a murderer. Those guys are though. ]
  2459. 25 [22:43:56] <Bob_GM> [Phew, back]
  2460. 32 [22:44:00] Able_Tome walks over He's body and begins examining it
  2461. 25 [22:44:01] <GreenHoof> [FINALLY]
  2462. 32 [22:44:17] GreenHoof is just staring at He's body
  2463. 25 [22:44:25] <Bob_GM> [Mom called, she's getting a full recovery from MRSA :D]
  2464. 25 [22:44:34] <Bob_GM> Now
  2465. 25 [22:44:38] <Bob_GM> "Buh... Brother?"
  2466. 25 [22:44:39] <Aoyin> [Bob I had enough time to unbury my bow, put it together, find the string, and string it. You take sooo lo- Oh that's awesome!]
  2467. 32 [22:44:42] Hidden_Glimmer puts a hoof around swift
  2468. 32 [22:44:53] VesuvianMatches silently looks around on the ground, and curses batponies and all winged faggots
  2469. 32 [22:45:03] Blue_Dream is completely deaf to the situation, still latched on to the batpony's neck as she goes bug-eyed like a cat on catnip.
  2470. 32 [22:45:12] Bob_GM tears up "...I'm glad you didn't killmy friends."
  2471. 32 [22:45:22] Aoyin just watches, subtly shaking his head
  2472. 25 [22:45:23] <Bob_GM> [GOOD ENDING:  ACHIEVED]
  2473. 37 [22:45:24] Al_MagicalVan [[email protected]] is now known as Al_TheDogandParent
  2474. 25 [22:45:32] <Able_Tome> [Bob, don't cry...]
  2475. 25 [22:45:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (This was the good ending?)
  2476. 25 [22:45:42] <GreenHoof> [Good ending: Swift kills his brother]
  2477. 25 [22:45:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> (fratricidal?)
  2478. 25 [22:45:48] <Able_Tome> [Nope]
  2479. 25 [22:45:50] <Bob_GM> [There were 20 endings possible]
  2480. 25 [22:45:53] <Aoyin> [Good Ending: Swift doesn't die]
  2481. 25 [22:46:00] <Bob_GM> [Only one resulted in Swift not dying or running]
  2482. 25 [22:46:12] <Bob_GM> [He had to get knocked out... And see the truth for himself]
  2483. 25 [22:46:13] <Able_Tome> [Doesn't die, sure. Psych trauma? Perfect]
  2484. 37 [22:46:18] Al_TheDogandParent [[email protected]] is now known as Al_Dente
  2485. 25 [22:46:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hah. I call that a full sucess)
  2486. 25 [22:46:28] <Aoyin> <<VICTORY>>
  2487. 25 [22:46:38] <GreenHoof> "Swiftie you... you okay?"
  2488. 25 [22:46:46] <GreenHoof> [FUKU HIDDEN HUE]
  2489. 25 [22:46:49] <Aoyin> [And now I have someone else I have to watch almost full-time. Come on.]]
  2490. 25 [22:46:49] <Bob_GM> Swifty sniffs "...Am I still welcome?  Where do you guys... Live?"
  2491. 25 [22:46:55] <GreenHoof> [nah jk you hugbox him]
  2492. 25 [22:47:05] <VesuvianMatches> [Oooh...he was going to flee if we smacked his brother out? Damn, and i thought this was an unlucky fight...Truly, Kek has us in her drunken sight tonight..]
  2493. 25 [22:47:08] <Able_Tome> [loot tiemz. Time to chop that body up for lootz in from of Swifty]
  2494. 25 [22:47:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> "OF yourse you're still welcome! We live in a town not far from here"
  2495. 32 [22:47:16] Aoyin smiles, nodding.
  2496. 25 [22:47:19] <Able_Tome> [*front]
  2497. 25 [22:47:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> "It's... fairly new. You can come with me if you want."
  2498. 25 [22:47:35] <Bob_GM> Swifty beams, smiling with tears of joy "Imma good pone!!  AND have friends!!!!"
  2499. 25 [22:47:41] <GreenHoof> "You're welcome to come home with us. We can be... your new family."
  2500. 25 [22:48:03] <VesuvianMatches> [Looking back on all the rolls, i see a pattern. Seems like Kek is no moron. All was according to her plan]
  2501. 25 [22:48:06] <Bob_GM> "IcanhelpoutwithwhateverI'mahardworkerpleaseletmehelpILOVEYOUGUYS!"
  2502. 25 [22:48:16] <Bob_GM> [Kek really made this interesting]
  2503. 32 [22:48:17] Able_Tome frowns, leaning over He's lifeless body
  2504. 32 [22:48:32] Aoyin laughs and comes in, giving Swifty a hug.
  2505. 32 [22:48:45] Able_Tome sighs and leans back "Question remains..."
  2506. 32 [22:48:47] Blue_Dream is still biting down.
  2507. 25 [22:48:51] <GreenHoof> [KEK IS TRULY GRACIOUS AND WISE!!!!]
  2508. 25 [22:48:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Of course you can help. We need every hoof we can get in out new settlement!" (Get your dirty hoofs away from him)
  2509. 32 [22:49:05] Able_Tome stops mid thought, noticing Blue.
  2510. 32 [22:49:15] Bob_GM smiles "Let's go!"
  2511. 25 [22:49:17] <Able_Tome> "Um...juicy ain't it?"
  2512. 25 [22:49:18] <Aoyin> [Glim please. I am Batpone masterrace~]
  2513. 32 [22:49:19] Able_Tome smirks
  2514. 25 [22:49:20] <Bob_GM> *Swifty
  2515. 25 [22:49:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Not being unicorn masterrace)
  2516. 25 [22:49:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Pls,)
  2517. 25 [22:49:46] <Bob_GM> "Please just leave him here... Don't do anything to him..."
  2518. 25 [22:49:51] <GreenHoof> [GreenHoof pickpockets one of Able's lethal darts and stabs Hidden in the neck with it, killing her. "NO HE'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!]
  2519. 32 [22:50:07] Blue_Dream growls a low warning at Able, not even bothering to stop to look at him.
  2520. 25 [22:50:22] <Aoyin> [I think Blue's thirsty~]
  2521. 25 [22:50:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (/me resists the poison because ehr body's already used to it. She grabs her sword and plunges it into greens head "FUCK YOU HE'S MINE!!)
  2522. 32 [22:50:30] Able_Tome grins, continuing to watch Blue "Aww~"
  2523. 25 [22:50:45] <Blue_Dream> (in retrospect I was probably the worst person to come along on this adventure)
  2524. 25 [22:50:46] <GreenHoof> [Hidden and Green are both ded]
  2525. 32 [22:50:49] Bob_GM shudders "...Can we please go?  I-if it's okay..."
  2526. 32 [22:50:57] Able_Tome clears his throat "Right... question remains..."
  2527. 25 [22:51:01] <Aoyin> [/me just walks away with Swifty, chatting happiluy]
  2528. 25 [22:51:12] <GreenHoof> "We should leave the body... Let nature take care of it."
  2529. 32 [22:51:17] Able_Tome turns around and walks towards Swifty "Where exactly did you two came from?"
  2530. 25 [22:51:26] <Able_Tome> "A town? A settlement?"
  2531. 32 [22:51:33] Hidden_Glimmer reaches a hoof towards swifty "No problem, let's go!"
  2532. 25 [22:51:51] <Able_Tome> "A house? Villa in the countryside? If you remember of course..."
  2533. 25 [22:51:52] <Bob_GM> "I... a cave... Just the four of us...  Before everything happened, that is...  I thought He died..."
  2534. 32 [22:52:03] VesuvianMatches mumbles from the ground. "We*gasp* should take the body! The geeks..*cough* would love to see it..."
  2535. 25 [22:52:14] <Bob_GM> "I'm not sure WHY we lived alone..."
  2536. 25 [22:52:16] <Able_Tome> "Hmm... a cave you say..."
  2537. 25 [22:52:41] <Bob_GM> "It's been so long... I've been running for so long... I have no clue where it is.  I'm sorry."
  2538. 25 [22:52:53] <GreenHoof> (So Swiftie's an NPC now?)
  2539. 25 [22:53:00] <GreenHoof> (but a Four Cannonite?)
  2540. 32 [22:53:01] Able_Tome comes next to the bat pony "Sure... do you remember the names of your parents?"
  2541. 25 [22:53:09] <Bob_GM> [Fuck, this opens a can of worms]
  2542. 32 [22:53:23] Bob_GM shakes his head "I didn't even remember my name."
  2543. 25 [22:53:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'll take care of him... somehow)
  2544. 25 [22:53:35] <Bob_GM> *Swifty
  2545. 25 [22:53:39] <GreenHoof> [We have tons of Anon NPC's, having one not from Four Cannon isn't a big deal]
  2546. 32 [22:53:50] Able_Tome looks at the kid, inquisitively "Yet your brother did..."
  2547. 25 [22:53:53] <GreenHoof> [Hidden pls you were about to kill him huehue]
  2548. 25 [22:53:58] <Bob_GM> [Shweet.  Except...]
  2549. 25 [22:54:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (But i didn't. Now what?)
  2550. 25 [22:54:25] <GreenSleeves> (Shit this isn't over yet?)
  2551. 32 [22:54:27] Bob_GM sighs "..."
  2552. 25 [22:54:31] <GreenSleeves> (also, back)
  2553. 25 [22:54:31] <GreenHoof> (You don't deserve his looooove!!!)
  2554. 32 [22:54:48] Able_Tome leans over Swifty "Lunar, huh... an interesting name... what was your brother's name, Swifty?"
  2555. 25 [22:54:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I was the one to give him some love to begin with, damnit)
  2556. 32 [22:55:04] Able_Tome glances back at the body, waiting an answer
  2557. 25 [22:55:11] <Bob_GM> "... Fang...?"
  2558. 32 [22:55:13] Bob_GM gasps
  2559. 25 [22:55:17] <Bob_GM> "It was Fang!"
  2560. 25 [22:55:26] <Bob_GM> [Fits for an angsty character, no?]
  2561. 25 [22:55:37] <Aoyin> [Angst angst angst]
  2562. 25 [22:55:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (You must know it, *bob*)
  2563. 25 [22:55:48] <VesuvianMatches> [atleast its no MoonBlood]
  2564. 25 [22:56:18] <GreenHoof> [Shadow Lightning Edge master]
  2565. 25 [22:56:23] <Nova_Flux> [>all this hate between the masterraces]
  2566. 25 [22:56:35] <Bob_GM> "I.. I'm gonna need some time to remember everything... Sorry, but my whole life just turned out to kinda be a lie."
  2567. 25 [22:56:37] <Able_Tome> "Fang, eh... and you say that you've thought that he was also... hm... well, died out there in the cave, true?"
  2568. 25 [22:56:40] <Nova_Flux> [>why cant we get along and make god race Bat Alicorn...]
  2569. 32 [22:56:44] Bob_GM nods
  2570. 25 [22:56:51] <GreenHoof> [Nova pls]
  2571. 37 [22:56:58] Bob_GM [[email protected]] is now known as Swifty_Lunar
  2572. 25 [22:57:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Because unicorns would never cross genes with you scum)
  2573. 25 [22:57:17] <Swifty_Lunar> [>Implying]
  2574. 25 [22:57:44] <Able_Tome> "Oh not a problem, Lunar... in due time... we'll find a way to bring out some of those memories back... either naturally or with... arcane assistance."
  2575. 25 [22:57:57] <GreenHoof> [Bat Pones are inferior. They are the jews of ponies in that they can do nothing but suck the life from the societies they plague. Like a parasite.]
  2576. 25 [22:57:59] <Swifty_Lunar> [Also congrats Able, you literally singlehandedly saved the situation with your daart... Needed a 15 or more]
  2577. 32 [22:58:17] Able_Tome stretches his back "As for now... perhaps it's a good time to return back t-...oh god damn it..."
  2578. 32 [22:58:21] Swifty_Lunar nods again, slightly scared "Thanks, mister..."
  2579. 25 [22:58:23] <Swifty_Lunar> "What?"
  2580. 25 [22:58:27] <Swifty_Lunar> [Able remembers!]
  2581. 32 [22:58:28] Hidden_Glimmer darts her gaze at able, frowning
  2582. 25 [22:58:35] <Swifty_Lunar> Everybody...
  2583. 32 [22:58:42] Able_Tome slaps his head "Time to find the bloody saddlebag..."
  2584. 25 [22:58:44] <Swifty_Lunar> Spam d20s and search for Able's bag
  2585. 25 [22:58:47] <Nova_Flux> [>not crossing genes with bat pones.]
  2586. 25 [22:58:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2587. 25 [22:58:49] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  2588. 25 [22:58:50] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2589. 25 [22:58:50] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  2590. 25 [22:58:53] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2591. 25 [22:58:53] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  2592. 25 [22:58:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20
  2593. 25 [22:58:53] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  2594. 25 [22:58:58] <Nova_Flux> [>not creating something that could take down celly and luna]
  2595. 25 [22:58:59] <GreenHoof> [At least Swiftie doesn't seem too bothered about murdering his brother hue]
  2596. 25 [22:59:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Well, that was fast)
  2597. 25 [22:59:05] <VesuvianMatches> !roll d20 for searching under her broken ass
  2598. 25 [22:59:05] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  2599. 25 [22:59:05] <Swifty_Lunar> I said spam fuckers
  2600. 25 [22:59:08] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2601. 25 [22:59:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  2602. 25 [22:59:10] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2603. 25 [22:59:10] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  2604. 25 [22:59:10] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2605. 25 [22:59:10] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2606. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2607. 25 [22:59:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  2608. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2609. 25 [22:59:11] <GameServ> 20 == 20
  2610. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2611. 25 [22:59:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  2612. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2613. 25 [22:59:11] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  2614. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2615. 25 [22:59:11] <GameServ> 17 == 17
  2616. 25 [22:59:11] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2617. 25 [22:59:12] <Able_Tome> !roll d20
  2618. 25 [22:59:12] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  2619. 25 [22:59:12] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2620. 25 [22:59:12] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2621. 25 [22:59:13] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2622. 25 [22:59:14] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2623. 25 [22:59:14] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2624. 25 [22:59:14] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2625. 25 [22:59:15] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2626. 25 [22:59:16] <Aoyin> !roll d20 findat
  2627. 25 [22:59:16] <Swifty_Lunar> STOP
  2628. 25 [22:59:18] <VesuvianMatches> !roll d20 for searching under her broken ass again
  2629. 25 [22:59:18] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  2630. 25 [22:59:21] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin found it!
  2631. 25 [22:59:25] <Able_Tome> Bat nigga, pls
  2632. 25 [22:59:26] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2633. 25 [22:59:27] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  2634. 25 [22:59:27] <Swifty_Lunar> Yayyy
  2635. 25 [22:59:30] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2636. 25 [22:59:30] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  2637. 25 [22:59:30] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2638. 25 [22:59:31] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  2639. 25 [22:59:31] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2640. 25 [22:59:31] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  2641. 25 [22:59:32] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2642. 25 [22:59:32] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  2643. 25 [22:59:32] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2644. 25 [22:59:33] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  2645. 25 [22:59:33] <GreenHoof> !roll d20
  2646. 25 [22:59:33] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  2647. 25 [22:59:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> STOP
  2648. 25 [22:59:37] <GreenHoof> fuck
  2649. 25 [22:59:39] <Swifty_Lunar> STOP
  2650. 25 [22:59:42] <GreenHoof> STOP
  2651. 25 [22:59:45] <GreenSleeves> STOP
  2652. 25 [22:59:49] <Aoyin> [I got flood detected, /cry]
  2653. 25 [22:59:49] <Swifty_Lunar> Mmkay, bad idea
  2654. 25 [22:59:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> Ok, GO AGAIN
  2655. 25 [22:59:54] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin found the bag
  2656. 71 [23:00:01] Aoyin [[email protected]] has been kicked from #FourCannonPnP by Dicector [[email protected]]: (Bacon_Grease) spam
  2657. 25 [23:00:05] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin... You COULD take it all...
  2658. 25 [23:00:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> Hue
  2659. 25 [23:00:07] <GreenHoof> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  2660. 25 [23:00:08] <Nova_Flux> [top kek]
  2661. 32 [23:00:10] Able_Tome looks at Aoyin "I swill wonder why would he go after the bag... hm..."
  2662. 25 [23:00:10] <VesuvianMatches> [hah]
  2663. 25 [23:00:14] <GreenSleeves> LEL BACON
  2664. 20 [23:00:16] Aoyin [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  2665. 25 [23:00:18] <Swifty_Lunar> #BlameGM
  2666. 25 [23:00:20] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin... You COULD take it all...
  2667. 25 [23:00:26] <Aoyin> [Channel randomly closing what?]
  2668. 25 [23:00:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able would kill him for that)
  2669. 25 [23:00:36] <Nova_Flux> [>randomly closing]
  2670. 25 [23:00:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> (All dem precious potions)
  2671. 25 [23:00:41] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin, you found the bag!
  2672. 25 [23:00:41] <Nova_Flux> [HAHAHAHAHA]
  2673. 25 [23:00:41] <Aoyin> [What have I been told thus far>]
  2674. 25 [23:00:43] <Swifty_Lunar> What do?
  2675. 32 [23:00:43] Able_Tome stretches his hoof to Aoyin "Good find, Ao..."
  2676. 25 [23:00:46] <GreenHoof> [Can we wrap this up???]
  2677. 25 [23:00:56] <Swifty_Lunar> I'M TRYING BITCH NIGGAS
  2678. 25 [23:00:59] <Aoyin> [Does Able know that I found the bag?]
  2679. 25 [23:01:00] <Able_Tome> "Much obliged..."
  2680. 25 [23:01:09] <GreenSleeves> (>tfw bitch nigga)
  2681. 25 [23:01:13] <Swifty_Lunar> Apparently
  2682. 32 [23:01:17] Blue_Dream finally pulls away from the corpses neck, gasping for air and panting, her mouth dripping with blood.
  2683. 25 [23:01:35] <Aoyin> [But I maybe wanted to loot. C'mon ;_;]
  2684. 32 [23:01:49] Able_Tome motions towards him "Come on, Ao...we don't have all night. Inn's waiting."
  2685. 32 [23:01:57] Aoyin hefts the bag up and holds it out to Able. "Here you are, Mate."
  2686. 25 [23:01:58] <Swifty_Lunar> No loot, these were batpones... living in the wild this whole time...
  2687. 25 [23:02:10] <Aoyin> [I was talking about looting Able's bag. For funsies]
  2688. 25 [23:02:13] <@Bacon_Grease> (>Able forcing himself to the bag)
  2689. 32 [23:02:16] Swifty_Lunar hops, skips and jumps to 4cannon, excited about his new life
  2690. 32 [23:02:19] Able_Tome takes the saddlebag and puts it on "Thank you..."
  2691. 32 [23:02:24] Able_Tome smiles and nods
  2692. 25 [23:02:26] <Swifty_Lunar> Hey, able...
  2693. 25 [23:02:32] <LusciousLucidLucy> (Blue has pony AIDS now)
  2694. 25 [23:02:33] <Swifty_Lunar> You should give Aoyin a present!
  2695. 25 [23:02:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (...)
  2696. 25 [23:02:47] <Swifty_Lunar> After all,  he DID find it AND return it...
  2697. 25 [23:02:51] <Able_Tome> [...oh I *know* which present exactly..]
  2698. 25 [23:02:57] <Able_Tome> [in the Inn!]
  2699. 25 [23:02:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hue)
  2700. 25 [23:02:59] <GreenHoof> (Alright just tag me with GreenSleeves I gtg for a couple hours but I'll be back later)
  2701. 25 [23:03:08] <Swifty_Lunar> Actually wait
  2702. 25 [23:03:17] <GreenHoof> wut
  2703. 25 [23:03:18] <Swifty_Lunar> Aoyin, you were looking for a unicorn test subject rihgt?
  2704. 25 [23:03:21] <@Bacon_Grease> (Just fyi, Able's bags are now full of dung)
  2705. 25 [23:03:28] <Quicksilver> [Blue you savage little pony]
  2706. 25 [23:03:30] <Aoyin> Pfft. I might have been
  2707. 25 [23:03:40] <Able_Tome> [Bacon, pls]
  2708. 25 [23:03:44] <Swifty_Lunar> Well, I'm sure Able will feel obligated to help you out now
  2709. 25 [23:03:46] <Aoyin> [I may have also been planning on talking to him about that]
  2710. 25 [23:03:49] <@Bacon_Grease> (>muh bags)
  2711. 25 [23:03:54] <Aoyin> [Joop]
  2712. 25 [23:03:55] <Able_Tome> [>saddlebag]
  2713. 25 [23:04:03] <Able_Tome> [You w0t nigger?]
  2714. 25 [23:04:07] <@Bacon_Grease> (same problem)
  2715. 32 [23:04:09] Blue_Dream pulls away the from the body, breathing heavily as she scrambles to her feet and runs off, ears flat. "Oh god, oh god..."
  2716. 20 [23:04:11] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP
  2717. 34 [23:04:16] Swifty_Lunar [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  2718. 37 [23:04:18] GreenHoof [[email protected]] is now known as GreenHoof-AFK
  2719. 37 [23:04:22] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Swifty_Lunar
  2720. 25 [23:04:28] <Able_Tome> [what same problem. That's the saddlebag with potions that I carry with miself]
  2721. 25 [23:04:33] <Swifty_Lunar> Aight.  
  2722. 25 [23:04:34] <Able_Tome> [*myself]
  2723. 32 [23:04:40] Swifty_Lunar walks to 4cannon with everyone
  2724. 25 [23:04:47] <Swifty_Lunar> Everyone lives happily ever after!
  2725. 25 [23:04:52] <Swifty_Lunar> Based Able and Hidden
  2726. 25 [23:04:55] <Aoyin> Yaaay!
  2727. 37 [23:04:56] LusciousLucidLucy [[email protected]] is now known as Lucyne
  2728. 25 [23:04:58] <Swifty_Lunar> Everyone, cheer!
  2729. 25 [23:05:02] <Able_Tome> [lrn2continuity]
  2730. 25 [23:05:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wohoo, i don't even know why i'm based)
  2731. 25 [23:05:25] <GreenSleeves> YAYYY
  2732. 25 [23:05:32] <Swifty_Lunar> Hidden calmed Swifty... else he would've ran away
  2733. 25 [23:05:47] <Swifty_Lunar> And Able knocked him out, forcing him to see the truth when he woke up
  2734. 25 [23:05:48] <@Bacon_Grease> (>Aoyin finds bags. >Aoyin | >Able: Muh bags)
  2735. 25 [23:05:59] <VesuvianMatches> [Aaah fuck it. Lets just hope one of you remembered to drag my ass out of the damn woods and into the clinic]
  2736. 25 [23:05:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yay for the one moment i managed to show some emotions)
  2737. 25 [23:06:08] <Swifty_Lunar> Someone grab Vesu
  2738. 25 [23:06:09] <Able_Tome> [Bacon, we were searching for my saddlebag that got knocked off me]
  2739. 25 [23:06:15] <Able_Tome> [lrn2continuity, nigger]
  2740. 25 [23:06:26] <@Bacon_Grease> (And Aoyin found them, nigger)
  2741. 25 [23:06:35] <Swifty_Lunar> [THUS ENDS BOB'S WILD RIDE.  HOW DID YOU GUYS LIKE IT?  THIS HAD TO HAVE BEEN MY BIGGEST ONE YET... SHOULD I DO MORE?]
  2742. 25 [23:06:35] <Able_Tome> [we were searching it as a group]
  2743. 25 [23:06:48] <Able_Tome> [>1 grove]
  2744. 25 [23:06:50] <Aoyin> [Implying it's not the middle of the night]]
  2745. 25 [23:07:00] <Able_Tome> [>unicorn lighting]
  2746. 25 [23:07:00] <@Bacon_Grease> (>interupting before he could do anything)
  2747. 25 [23:07:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Needs more cuddling with cute foals)
  2748. 25 [23:07:03] <Aoyin> [Implying I wouldn't go look in dark crevices you can't see in]
  2749. 25 [23:07:06] <Able_Tome> [>try to hide a saddlebag]
  2750. 25 [23:07:23] <Able_Tome> [returning back as a group]
  2751. 25 [23:07:32] <@Bacon_Grease> (>implying you're looking in the same direction)
  2752. 21 [23:07:37] Blue_Dream [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP
  2753. 25 [23:07:49] <Aoyin> [Never did I say I was going to steal them, Able. Filch something, maybe. Was a thought.]
  2754. 25 [23:07:53] <Able_Tome> [You trying to force something up, Crispy?]
  2755. 25 [23:08:14] <Nova_Flux> [>he mad]
  2756. 25 [23:08:21] <Able_Tome> [The moment you would 'filch' I'd notice that, Ao]
  2757. 25 [23:08:24] <@Bacon_Grease> (I'm trying to promote fairness. Not you getting whateder you want)
  2758. 25 [23:08:25] <Nova_Flux> [le_happy_merc.jpg]
  2759. 25 [23:08:32] <Able_Tome> [cause all potions and vials are accounted for]
  2760. 25 [23:08:48] <@Bacon_Grease> (>implying you'd find out untill you looked)
  2761. 25 [23:08:59] <Able_Tome> [>immediately looking into the bag]
  2762. 25 [23:09:05] <Able_Tome> [its a reflex, nig]
  2763. 25 [23:09:12] <Aoyin> [And I could easily say "Oh god I'm sorry, some of it spilled out, I must not have picked it all up]
  2764. 25 [23:09:13] <Able_Tome> [he's hyperfocused on potions]
  2765. 25 [23:09:23] <Swifty_Lunar> Overall... Did you rike it?
  2766. 25 [23:09:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Jesus christ, you two...)
  2767. 25 [23:09:33] <Aoyin> I rikey
  2768. 25 [23:09:35] <Able_Tome> [didn't even wanted to go out with others without searching for it first]
  2769. 25 [23:09:44] <@Bacon_Grease> (and yet, when he got it back, he didn't look)
  2770. 25 [23:09:49] <@Bacon_Grease> (>bad player)
  2771. 25 [23:09:50] <Swifty_Lunar> Bacon plz
  2772. 25 [23:09:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I really riked it. 7/10 would play again anytime)
  2773. 25 [23:09:52] <Swifty_Lunar> It's fine
  2774. 25 [23:09:57] <Able_Tome> [>spilled = empty vials, Ao]
  2775. 25 [23:09:59] <Swifty_Lunar> Thanks Hidden!
  2776. 25 [23:10:03] <Swifty_Lunar> Also...
  2777. 25 [23:10:13] <Able_Tome> [It was a good run, Bob]
  2778. 25 [23:10:13] <Swifty_Lunar> My apologies, I didn't intend for most of it to be so edgy
  2779. 25 [23:10:26] <GreenSleeves> (Gonna pick at one part in particular, bob. Earlier when we were running between clearings. That part seemed pretty drawin out.
  2780. 32 [23:10:27] Hidden_Glimmer shrugs
  2781. 25 [23:10:28] <Swifty_Lunar> I've never tried something like this before, it was the alpha for me
  2782. 25 [23:10:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> I liked it
  2783. 25 [23:10:36] <GreenSleeves> drawn*
  2784. 25 [23:10:38] <Swifty_Lunar> I think the exact same Sleeves
  2785. 25 [23:10:43] <Aoyin> [Able, you are aware that if the stuff falling out of the bag causes the vials to spill, that means they've already spilled anyways. I don't even]
  2786. 25 [23:10:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> Like i said, needs more cute foals to cuddle
  2787. 25 [23:10:54] <Able_Tome> [Hm, actually, who carried Ves out to the clinic?]
  2788. 25 [23:10:55] <Aoyin> Oh also
  2789. 25 [23:10:58] <Aoyin> Is Patches canon?
  2790. 37 [23:11:01] Swifty_Lunar [[email protected]] is now known as Bob
  2791. 25 [23:11:04] <Bob> Patches is canon
  2792. 25 [23:11:09] <Aoyin> ohmygodyes~<3
  2793. 25 [23:11:21] <VesuvianMatches> [No-flippin-one ]
  2794. 25 [23:11:30] <Aoyin> Anyway Able, stupid argument. You gonna be at the inn?
  2795. 25 [23:11:43] <GreenSleeves> Also, it has kinda hard to feel for Swifty when we could only get a few words out of him at a time. MurderHobo urges were rising.
  2796. 32 [23:11:43] Bob has the Clinic prepped
  2797. 25 [23:11:57] <Able_Tome> [The bag is closed. Falling out is out of the question, only if shattered inside. And the argument is mostly with Crispy trying to promote drama]
  2798. 25 [23:12:02] <Able_Tome> [Yeah, I will]
  2799. 25 [23:12:03] <GreenSleeves> Other than that, bretty goot
  2800. 25 [23:12:09] <@Bacon_Grease> (>drama)
  2801. 25 [23:12:12] <Bob> Again, my bad- trying to play a character that's thought he was a monster his whole life is bretty rough
  2802. 25 [23:12:16] <@Bacon_Grease> (>muh will)
  2803. 25 [23:12:19] <Nova_Flux> [OKAY FINE THEY SHATTER WHILE INSIDE]
  2804. 25 [23:12:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Btw, i gotta go to the clinic actually..)
  2805. 25 [23:12:25] <Nova_Flux> [END OF DISCUSSION]
  2806. 25 [23:12:29] <Able_Tome> [shatter = glass]
  2807. 25 [23:12:41] <Able_Tome> [Nova, pls]
  2808. 25 [23:12:43] <Nova_Flux> [yes the glass broke]
  2809. 25 [23:12:44] <VesuvianMatches> [mind carriying my carcass there, Hidden?]
  2810. 25 [23:12:45] <GreenSleeves> The bag actually landed in my gaping anus. I won't find it until I take a shit later.
  2811. 25 [23:12:48] <Able_Tome> [>godmodding]
  2812. 25 [23:12:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wound's still bleeding. kinda. I guess)
  2813. 25 [23:12:59] <Able_Tome> [gtfo, Nova]
  2814. 25 [23:13:10] <Nova_Flux> [shesh nigger just fucking accept shit didnt happen to your liking]
  2815. 25 [23:13:17] <Nova_Flux> [or better yet #blamegm
  2816. 25 [23:13:25] <Able_Tome> [>trying to godmod something in that didn't happened]
  2817. 25 [23:13:30] <Bob> Nova plz
  2818. 32 [23:13:35] Hidden_Glimmer heads to the clinic, feeling dizzy from her blood loss
  2819. 25 [23:13:40] <Able_Tome> [you even following this PnP, Nova?]
  2820. 25 [23:13:40] <Bob> I have not said anything
  2821. 25 [23:13:42] <Bob> In fact...
  2822. 25 [23:13:48] <VesuvianMatches> [Motherfucker! ]
  2823. 25 [23:13:49] <Able_Tome> [you know what happend?]
  2824. 25 [23:13:50] <Bob> If we are doing this based on GM...
  2825. 25 [23:13:55] <Nova_Flux> [a  bit]