Bob's Wild Ride 5: Son of Bob's Wild Ride

[04:23:19] <Bob_GM> Flip, Mary, Golden, Ikea, Dark, Fine and Star are all chatting at the entrance of the forest.  For the sake of realism and I need some food and drink, I must ask you all to engage in pleasant pleasantries such as introductions and fun conversation topics

[04:23:37] <Bob_GM> The ride will begin in approximately 7 minutes

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[04:23:45] <GoldenTouch> "Lets go around in a circle"

[04:23:45] <Fine_Grind> "so...the weather"

[04:23:46] <Ikea> "So... how about dem Nicks?"

[04:23:47] <Bob_GM> I hope you all signed your waivers~

[04:23:48] <GoldenTouch> "I'm golden"

[04:23:52] <Starlight> "Would any of you care to engage in pleasant pleasantries?"

[04:23:52] <Dark_Quill> "Ive never been to the forest"

[04:24:01] Blue_Dream spots the gather crowd from her spot in the bushes and skitters off deeper into the woods.

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[04:24:12] <GoldenTouch> "So how about them redsocks"

[04:24:17] <Blue_Dream> (have fun nerds. I'm going to go poke fun at Kai)

[04:24:18] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Mary O'Nette at your service"

[04:24:25] <Dark_Quill> (Blue where the hell you been)

[04:24:27] <Fine_Grind> "i prefer the white"

[04:24:30] GoldenTouch says in a monotone "Hi Mary"

[04:24:37] <Flip_Farbeak> "Flip of the Farbeak clan, at your service."

[04:24:41] <Ikea> [yeeeess... cuntblock her!]

[04:24:48] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "So where are we headed today? wait what with the tone?"

[04:24:51] <GoldenTouch> "Hi Flip"

[04:25:03] Dark_Quill looks at mary "Valor...?"

[04:25:05] <Flip_Farbeak> "Good to see you again everybody."

[04:25:11] GoldenTouch looks around "I thought we were suposed to do that at a AA meeting"

[04:25:19] Ikea nods, quite formal-like "Ikea, at your service"

[04:25:28] <Blue_Dream> (That's a long story, Quill)

[04:25:29] <Feldspar> [inb4 it becomes klan meeting]

[04:25:35] <Fine_Grind> "lonely, heart get that up?"

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[04:25:46] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Not Valor, Virus and File will be joining me for this fun."

[04:25:59] Dark_Quill does the okay face

[04:26:08] <Fine_Grind> "or has just just kept drinking alone like i told him to?"

[04:26:12] <GoldenTouch> "Hi Ikea"

[04:26:34] <GoldenTouch> [mary are puppets still 1hp 1d2

[04:26:39] <Starlight> "Starlight Two-Face."

[04:26:40] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [yep]

[04:26:48] <Flip_Farbeak> "Mary, have you done anything with the book yet?"

[04:26:51] <GoldenTouch> "Hi Starlight~"

[04:26:53] Dark_Quill looks around "Yall ponies need celestia"

[04:27:07] Ikea decides to join in "Hi Startlight"

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[04:27:23] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I did some of the reading but having a hard time trying to understand it"

[04:27:24] <Dark_Quill> >startlight?

[04:27:31] <Fine_Grind> "hi starlighttilde"

[04:27:32] <Flip_Farbeak> "I would imagine..."

[04:27:41] <Ikea> [>startlight... -t*]

[04:28:07] <Dark_Quill> (Startligh.....)

[04:28:08] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I need someone who's well versed in their languagee"

[04:28:18] Starlight only wipes half of the dye off.

[04:28:30] <Flip_Farbeak> "Where would we find a griffon?"

[04:28:49] <Ikea> "... Griffonia?"

[04:29:05] Dark_Quill takes out a inverted star and worships cadence

[04:29:28] <Flip_Farbeak> "Where's that?"

[04:29:43] Ikea shrugs

[04:30:08] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Virus: we will try not to be a bother"

[04:30:11] GoldenTouch sits down

[04:30:53] <Bob_GM> Attention please.  The ride is about to begin.

[04:30:58] Dark_Quill burys the star and spits on its grave

[04:31:19] <Bob_GM> Please post your race, equipment and favorite pony

[04:31:47] <Ikea> [Unicorn; Spear, rope, bags, Whiskey; Celestia]

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[04:32:11] <Dark_Quill> Bat Pony Saddlebags Meat Veggies BG pony 7

[04:32:15] <GoldenTouch> [Pegasus:Food, water, sword,sleeping echo, And Bob is best pony]

[04:32:28] <Starlight> [Unicorn, Cloak, Carlton, Rocky, saddlebags, Rush Limbaugh.

[04:32:42] <Fine_Grind> pegasus, spear, BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT, rope, bags, Ponko

[04:32:50] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> unicorn mare, 2 puppets Virus and File, two vine whips, six knives, saddlebag, wooden kamen rider W mask jar of berry juice, jar or peppers and lettuce, favorite pony Scootaloo

[04:33:03] <Flip_Farbeak> [Earth mare; One (1) standard issue Spear, one (1) sharpened stick, and one (1) saddlebag; Rarity]

[04:33:13] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [I'm ready :3]

[04:33:19] <Flip_Farbeak> [Mary I love youuuu scoots rocks]

[04:33:23] <GoldenTouch> [Rush limbaugh is best pony]

[04:33:40] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.

[04:33:56] <Bob_GM> You have all decided to go on a Friendship Walk.

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[04:34:13] <Dark_Quill> (My favorite pony is Twilight before season tree)

[04:34:17] <Bob_GM> The weather is very pleasant, and so is the scenery

[04:34:53] Ikea raises his bottle as a marching baton "Friendship, HOOO-!"

[04:34:57] <Fine_Grind> [>season fluttershy]

[04:35:20] <Dark_Quill> (I hate you and your kind fine grind)

[04:35:23] Mary_ONette[Masked] puts on her mask "I'm ready for the walk"

[04:35:30] <Bob_GM> Well, I don't see anyone walking right now... This *is* a friendship walk, right?

[04:35:53] Dark_Quill gets back from rettconning liven and his sex scene

[04:36:06] Ikea starts actually walking in the direction he indicated

[04:36:08] <Starlight> Night Light: "I will partake in these pleasantries."

[04:36:17] Fine_Grind begins walking

[04:36:24] GoldenTouch laughs at night "Quite~"

[04:36:32] Flip_Farbeak follows Ikea

[04:36:38] Dark_Quill is walking

[04:36:45] Mary_ONette[Masked] starts to walk with the others after Virus and File jump on her back

[04:37:00] Dark_Quill is ballin, ballin, jarl ballin.

[04:37:23] <Dark_Quill> (So tierd im bored)

[04:37:33] <Bob_GM> Nothing major is happening right now... I must confess if you were going on a friendship walk hoping for a wild ride, this isn't right for you.

[04:38:04] GoldenTouch looks around "Hey guys? you enjoying your friendship walk?"

[04:38:08] <Ikea> [Friendship totally beats risking your life, IMHO...]

[04:38:21] <Bob_GM> Agreed

[04:38:31] <Flip_Farbeak> "Whose idea was this?"

[04:38:41] <Fine_Grind> "thank god nothing bad is happening on this friendship walk"

[04:39:00] <Bob_GM> OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT?

[04:39:04] <Starlight> "This isn't foreboding at all."

[04:39:05] <Ikea> "I'm not sure, but we should thank him! We don't do enough friendship walks..."

[04:39:13] <Bob_GM> Everybody, roll perception

[04:39:14] <Dark_Quill> (Not tricking us into thinking pony kind is dead because of griffins and their atomic bombs nd we think we have to repopulate equestria)

[04:39:19] <Ikea> !roll d20

[04:39:19] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[04:39:21] <Fine_Grind> !rolld20

[04:39:22] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[04:39:22] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[04:39:24] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[04:39:24] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[04:39:25] <Flip_Farbeak> "The ;ast time I ckecked we dont do any friendshp walks."

[04:39:28] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[04:39:29] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[04:39:35] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[04:39:35] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[04:39:36] <Starlight> !roll d20 What do my pony eyes see?

[04:39:36] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[04:39:50] Mary_ONette[Masked] doesn't notice anything

[04:39:51] <Bob_GM> Mary has no idea where, who or what she is

[04:39:58] <Ikea> "Exactly my point, Flippy Lippy, no walks is not enough walks!"

[04:40:06] <Bob_GM> However, the rest of you notice... a Blackberry Bush!

[04:40:13] <Bob_GM> Yum!

[04:40:19] <Ikea> [Score!]

[04:40:24] <Dark_Quill> S"top talkin and keep walkin"

[04:40:26] Fine_Grind picks berries

[04:40:30] <Ikea> [too bad it's too early in the season. . .]

[04:40:30] Flip_Farbeak calmly walks up to it and noms on a berry

[04:40:52] <Bob_GM> Silly Ikea, in Equestria Blackberries are ALWAYS in season!

[04:40:59] <Ikea> [I love Equestria.  ..]

[04:40:59] <Bob_GM> Well, except for winter.

[04:41:00] <Dark_Quill> (No it isnt)

[04:41:00] <Dark_Quill> (They arw just becoming ripe)

[04:41:11] Dark_Quill picks the blackberry bush

[04:41:13] Starlight picks berries.    Night Light: "This cannot go wrong."

[04:41:20] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "buuuuuuhhh"

[04:41:29] Ikea noms on berries, looting a couple for those precious, precious seeds

[04:42:08] Dark_Quill misses runescape suddenly

[04:42:11] GoldenTouch omm nomm nomms on some beerys

[04:42:15] Flip_Farbeak continues to eat a few berries. "Something wrong mary?"

[04:42:18] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "File: you ok mother?"

[04:42:25] <Bob_GM> Oh dear...

[04:42:37] <Bob_GM> Everyone who plucked berries, roll 1d20

[04:42:42] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[04:42:42] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[04:42:43] <Ikea> [>tfw out of alcohol and not even buzzed yet...]

[04:42:44] Mary_ONette[Masked] shakes her head "oh crap I zoned out"

[04:42:44] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[04:42:45] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[04:42:47] <Starlight> !roll d20

[04:42:47] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:42:47] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[04:42:48] <Ikea> !roll d20

[04:42:48] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[04:42:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[04:42:51] <GoldenTouch> >does that count if i omm nomm nommed them?

[04:43:03] <Bob_GM> [If you plucked them]

[04:43:07] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[04:43:07] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[04:43:25] <Bob_GM> Fine, Star and Golden prick themselves on blackberry thorns for 1 damage!

[04:43:28] <Flip_Farbeak> [You have to pluck a berry to eat it]

[04:43:38] <Bob_GM> But the savory taste of the blackberry was worth it.

[04:43:44] <GoldenTouch> [omm nomming is different from eating]

[04:43:48] <Starlight> "Oww..."   Night Light: "You idiot..."

[04:43:53] <Ikea> [You could eat it straight off the vine... but that'd be silly]

[04:43:59] <GoldenTouch> [2013 not knowing the difference]

[04:44:02] <Bob_GM> [Ouch]

[04:44:23] GoldenTouch looks at star "Are you talking to yourself?"

[04:44:44] Starlight nods.

[04:45:07] <Dark_Quill> "Why"

[04:45:16] <Bob_GM> There are two paths before you, with the blackberry bush dividing the two.  One seems rife with the sounds of wildlife whereas the other is lush with greenery.  I will give you 5 minutes to decide which path to take.

[04:45:29] <Fine_Grind> "wildlife"

[04:45:41] <Dark_Quill> Wildlife also i have salmon in my bag

[04:45:51] Mary_ONette[Masked] follows the group

[04:45:51] <GoldenTouch> "Are you channeling the spirit of billy mays again star?"

[04:45:55] <Rain_Drop> [FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD GOD CHOSE THE GREENERY ITS SAFER!]

[04:46:07] <Ikea> [>implying]

[04:46:11] <GoldenTouch> [i chose the greenry]

[04:46:16] <GoldenTouch> [its what bob wants us to think

[04:46:18] <Starlight> Night Light: "That's only on Thursdays."

[04:46:19] <Ikea> [there's probably pony eating plants down that way!]

[04:46:27] <Ikea> [it's all an act to fool us!]

[04:46:27] <Flip_Farbeak> [bob is clearly playing mind games with us

[04:46:27] <Fine_Grind> [fuck safety, thats how i rp]

[04:46:34] <Starlight> "Greenery."

[04:46:35] <Dark_Quill> "Wildlife"

[04:46:40] <Flip_Farbeak> "Either."

[04:46:51] <GoldenTouch> "I say!!!! we let!"

[04:47:00] <Ikea> "Kek decide?"

[04:47:05] <Starlight> [Mauled by animals or eaten by plants]

[04:47:07] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Eh,,, you guys choose"

[04:47:07] <Fine_Grind> [flip you indecisive shit]

[04:47:10] GoldenTouch dramaticlys to nowhere

[04:47:12] <Dark_Quill> "No sorry majority rules golden"

[04:47:13] <GoldenTouch> "KEK DECIDE"

[04:47:32] Ikea tips the bottle "called it" and takes a swig

[04:47:39] <Flip_Farbeak> [fine pls go]

[04:47:52] GoldenTouch looks at dark "I bet if aoyin_ said that you'd be all over it...."

[04:48:05] <Dark_Quill> "No"

[04:48:08] <Ikea> "Anyone have a bit? or some sort of flat object?"

[04:48:08] <Rain_Drop> [I pray for you poor unfortunate souls...]

[04:48:20] Mary_ONette[Masked] hues internally

[04:48:28] <Rain_Drop> [*cough* spin the bottle *cough*]

[04:48:42] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll 1d2

[04:48:42] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[04:48:43] <Ikea> [but I haven't finished it yet....]

[04:48:53] <Flip_Farbeak> [ignore that roll]

[04:48:59] <Dark_Quill> "I may like aoyin but i would disagree faggot"

[04:49:07] <GoldenTouch> -1 hp for fine

[04:49:30] <GoldenTouch> >oops sorry fine, i ment flip

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[04:49:39] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Hey no need for petty insults."

[04:49:49] <Ikea> "Well, let's let the Tao decide..."

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[04:50:14] Ikea balances his spear on the point and lets it drop, seeing which path it will indicate

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[04:50:23] GoldenTouch shrugs "Mary, don't worry, i don't get insulted easily"

[04:50:50] <Ikea> !roll d2 1 for wildlife, 2 for greenry

[04:50:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[04:51:07] <Flip_Farbeak> "The spear decides. Excelsior!"

[04:51:09] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I know Gold. but this is walk."

[04:51:15] <Bob_GM> Are we in agreeance as to where we are headed?

[04:51:22] <Flip_Farbeak> [wildlife.]

[04:51:26] <Ikea> [Pokey says wildlife]

[04:51:38] <Dark_Quill> Wilds

[04:51:41] <GoldenTouch> [wilds]

[04:51:45] <Fine_Grind> "wild"

[04:51:50] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [wilds]

[04:52:05] <Dark_Quill> (I have salmon in my bag)

[04:52:22] <Bob_GM> Okay!  Phew, good thing.  The other path would have resulted in a TPKO!

[04:52:29] <Bob_GM> Or am I mixing them up...

[04:52:35] <Flip_Farbeak> [BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB]

[04:52:44] GoldenTouch pats mary "You are right.. if this was a ship id name it the friend, because its a friendship"

[04:52:53] <Ikea> [Based Object of Bobbery]

[04:52:55] <Dark_Quill> (I want to cum inside Bob san)

[04:52:56] <Bob_GM> Regardless, you head down the path that's teeming with wildlife.

[04:53:11] GoldenTouch secretly hopes for a wolf pup~

[04:53:28] Dark_Quill has salmon at the ready

[04:53:28] <Bob_GM> Oh, Golden wishes for a wolf pup?

[04:53:34] <Ikea> [getting the same pet as someone else...]

[04:53:40] Flip_Farbeak enjoys the scenery, just happy to be here.

[04:53:40] <Fine_Grind> [no]

[04:53:50] <GoldenTouch> [ikea we were gonna make a wolf pup army]

[04:53:52] <Dark_Quill> (Inb4 cougar)

[04:53:57] Mary_ONette[Masked] is hummiong along the walk

[04:54:06] Starlight removes the rest of the dye.  Night Light: "I'll be back..."

[04:54:10] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [puppies]

[04:54:12] <Ikea> [>wolf pup army]

[04:54:16] <Ikea> [glorious.gif]

[04:54:21] <Bob_GM> Wolf pup army?

[04:54:23] <GoldenTouch> [PUPPIES EVERYWHERE]

[04:54:24] <Bob_GM> Okay...

[04:54:27] <Starlight> [Football!]

[04:54:31] <Bob_GM> !roll 10d20

[04:54:31] <GameServ> 6, 6, 20, 18, 10, 15, 4, 20, 3, 12 == 114

[04:54:31] <Fine_Grind> [i want an armadillo i can throw]

[04:54:35] <GoldenTouch> [JOHN MADDEN]

[04:54:38] <Aoyin> [Oh lawd]

[04:54:43] <Flip_Farbeak> [aeiou

[04:54:46] <Aoyin> [I can see where this is going]

[04:54:56] <Starlight> [MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH]

[04:54:57] <Aoyin> [Just be glad the hipster isn't on this adventure]

[04:54:58] Dark_Quill is covering his eyes from the suns light

[04:54:58] <Fine_Grind> [you fools]

[04:54:59] <GoldenTouch> [WHY DID I ASK FOR THIS WHEN FINE IS AROUDN....[

[04:55:06] <GoldenTouch> [HE IS]

[04:55:08] <GoldenTouch> [WHY

[04:55:11] <Fine_Grind> [i am though]

[04:55:12] <Bob_GM> Only cause you asked for it- you hear 4 barks!

[04:55:20] Mary_ONette[Masked] is wearing a mask

[04:55:28] <GoldenTouch> [/me smashes fine in the head with a bat]

[04:55:35] Fine_Grind readies BOARD

[04:55:35] <GoldenTouch> ["All better"

[04:55:36] Ikea is wearing a grin

[04:55:50] Flip_Farbeak is wearing nothing at all

[04:55:52] Starlight unsheathes Carlton.

[04:55:54] <Dark_Quill> (Luna celestia how horrifying)

[04:56:01] GoldenTouch pulls out his sword

[04:56:03] <Fine_Grind> [stupis sexy flip]

[04:56:07] Mary_ONette[Masked] takes out a vine and ties it around a knife

[04:56:21] Dark_Quill pulls out a salmon

[04:56:22] Ikea totally remembered to pick up his spear after playing soothsayer...

[04:56:22] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> *whip

[04:56:31] <GoldenTouch> [no he didn't]

[04:56:31] <Bob_GM> Ikea did.

[04:56:41] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Knife whip time."

[04:56:49] <Bob_GM> Wow, you guys are slow.

[04:56:52] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[04:56:53] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[04:56:55] <Bob_GM> Welp.

[04:57:12] Flip_Farbeak fails to care about some barking.

[04:57:15] <Bob_GM> You guys were so slow and loud, the wolf puppy army fled.  They're far away now.

[04:57:36] <Bob_GM> The pathway is now teeming with slightly less wildlife.  Do you continue walking?

[04:57:36] <Dark_Quill> Bob i knew it

[04:57:42] <Fine_Grind> "yes"

[04:57:51] <Dark_Quill> "Yes"

[04:57:54] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> yes

[04:57:55] <Bob_GM> Who are you talking to?

[04:58:08] <Fine_Grind> [ourselves]

[04:58:10] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 for wolf pup to not leave

[04:58:11] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[04:58:21] <Bob_GM> The wolf puppies leave

[04:58:22] <Flip_Farbeak> [uncalled rolling]

[04:58:22] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for darks roll to be true

[04:58:22] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[04:58:32] <Bob_GM> Uncalled rolling, you say?

[04:58:35] GoldenTouch continues walking

[04:58:36] <Dark_Quill> (I hate you gold)

[04:58:48] <Bob_GM> Dark and Golden get thonked in the head with acorns!  1 DMG to each

[04:58:49] <GoldenTouch> [Feeling is mutual <3]

[04:58:50] <Fine_Grind> [#1 rule with bob, dont do that]

[04:58:54] Dark_Quill dosent stop

[04:59:04] <Fine_Grind> [thats hiw i died]

[04:59:10] Dark_Quill is ded

[04:59:15] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Quil calm your jimmies"

[04:59:21] GoldenTouch takes the acorn as a sign from kek and prays to bob to forgive me

[04:59:35] GoldenTouch continues walking

[04:59:37] <Flip_Farbeak> [Who is kek]

[04:59:47] <Ikea> [kek is an asshole]

[04:59:47] Fine_Grind follows

[04:59:49] Dark_Quill mentally flips bob off

[04:59:51] <GoldenTouch> [I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS]

[04:59:56] <Fine_Grind> [kek is life]

[04:59:59] <Dark_Quill> (NOOOOOOO)

[05:00:10] <Bob_GM> There are multiple things to examine here.  The bushes on the left, the ones on the right, the sky, and the ground.  What do?

[05:00:19] GoldenTouch examines the sky

[05:00:20] Starlight examines a rock.

[05:00:24] Fine_Grind looks at bushes

[05:00:30] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll

[05:00:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:00:34] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:00:36] Dark_Quill look the RIGHT way

[05:00:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 6d20

[05:00:38] <GameServ> 9, 2, 13, 19, 6, 12 == 61

[05:00:42] Mary_ONette[Masked] looks in the bushes poking it with her knife

[05:00:45] <Dark_Quill> looks*

[05:00:50] <Bob_GM> You hear 5 hoots nearby!

[05:01:04] Fine_Grind look for hoots

[05:01:07] GoldenTouch turns to everyone "shhhhh it might be a wild pidgy"

[05:01:13] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll

[05:01:18] Starlight pulls out her Pokedex.

[05:01:19] Mary_ONette[Masked] looks around for hooting

[05:01:20] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:01:20] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:01:21] Dark_Quill wants to punch golden

[05:01:36] <Fine_Grind> [ two 16s]

[05:01:36] <Dark_Quill> !roll d200 to look at hooting

[05:01:36] <GameServ> 60 == 60

[05:01:43] GoldenTouch will not hesitiate to slit your fucking throat if you do~

[05:01:44] <Bob_GM> You don't find any hoots... But you see 5 owls flying closer and closer!

[05:01:48] <Dark_Quill> (Meant 20

[05:01:53] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:01:53] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:01:54] <Bob_GM> Dark, is that uncalled for rolling?

[05:01:59] <Bob_GM> Really?

[05:01:59] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "File, Virus remain on alert"

[05:02:03] <Fine_Grind> [kid stop]

[05:02:07] <Dark_Quill> no its me looking for birds

[05:02:10] <GoldenTouch> [no, let him go

[05:02:14] <Ikea> "Owls... the silent assassins of nature"

[05:02:16] <Flip_Farbeak> [kill him bob

[05:02:19] <Flip_Farbeak> [kill him

[05:02:24] <Bob_GM> Well.  The one owl that no one noticed divebombs Dark for 2 dmg!

[05:02:35] Fine_Grind flys up to meet them

[05:02:35] <GoldenTouch> "I once had an owl....It was cool"

[05:02:36] Mary_ONette[Masked] gets knife whip ready

[05:02:39] <Bob_GM> It's starting to fly off... What do?

[05:02:41] <Dark_Quill> (Mary rolled too asswad

[05:02:46] GoldenTouch tries to fly

[05:02:50] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> ?

[05:02:53] <Fine_Grind> [kid]

[05:03:03] <Bob_GM> Silly Dark...

[05:03:05] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [I rolled?]

[05:03:10] <Flip_Farbeak> [Mary most definitely did not roll

[05:03:12] <Dark_Quill> (Someone rolled )

[05:03:14] <Flip_Farbeak> [fegot

[05:03:21] <Bob_GM> Because I asked him to.

[05:03:22] <GoldenTouch> [I DID BECAUSE BOB TOLD ME TO]

[05:03:31] GoldenTouch mentally facehooves

[05:03:32] <Bob_GM> Are you really arguing with the GM?

[05:03:38] <Fine_Grind> [dont roll unless told]

[05:03:40] <Dark_Quill> I did what they did nigger this is making me morne mad then ive been for a long time

[05:03:52] <GoldenTouch> [THOU SHALL BE SMITTEN BY BOBBERY]

[05:03:58] <Flip_Farbeak> [top hue

[05:03:59] <Fine_Grind> [dont call based bob an asswad]

[05:04:02] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [Quill calm down]

[05:04:04] <Bob_GM> Oh, hey, what's that Dark?  You want to get off the ride?

[05:04:13] <Flip_Farbeak> [INCOMING LEL

[05:04:14] <Bob_GM> You know, Aoyin reallly wanted to come...

[05:04:21] <Bob_GM> Maybe I should replace him with you!

[05:04:31] <Flip_Farbeak> [do it please aoyin is way cooler

[05:04:33] <GoldenTouch> [Bob please]

[05:04:34] <Dark_Quill> Sorry bob but wtf man

[05:04:34] <Fine_Grind> [losing it]

[05:04:53] <GoldenTouch> [I may not like him as much as i should but don't do that]

[05:05:06] <Dark_Quill> (Aoyin fcooler ;_;))

[05:05:12] <Bob_GM> What's that?  Give Dark another chance?  Oh, alright...

[05:05:26] <Flip_Farbeak> [oh well.]

[05:05:34] <GoldenTouch> [Dark remember the day i saved you~ now don't do it again...]

[05:06:02] Dark_Quill gigesgold 72 virgins

[05:06:02] <Bob_GM> Anyways.

[05:06:07] <Dark_Quill> gives*

[05:06:25] <Bob_GM> The Owl is starting to fly away... But its comrades look angry.  What do?

[05:06:37] GoldenTouch trys to fly after it

[05:06:40] Fine_Grind flys after it

[05:06:42] Dark_Quill offers salmon to the owls

[05:06:43] Starlight lobs the rock at it. "Football!"

[05:06:52] <Bob_GM> Star rolls first

[05:06:53] Ikea takes a drink

[05:06:55] <GoldenTouch> [Star.... my sides]

[05:06:56] Flip_Farbeak examines the scenery, enjoying nature.

[05:06:57] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:06:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:07:06] <Dark_Quill> (Yes)

[05:07:09] <Bob_GM> You THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

[05:07:18] <Bob_GM> Golden and Fine, roll

[05:07:20] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:07:20] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:07:21] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:07:22] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:07:26] <Fine_Grind> [fug]

[05:07:45] <Bob_GM> Fine suplexes himself and Golden onto the ground!  No damage, except for the hurt pride.

[05:07:50] <Bob_GM> Fucking owls.

[05:07:51] <Bob_GM> Wait...

[05:08:02] <Fine_Grind> [inb4 laughing]

[05:08:04] <Bob_GM> Dark offered a salmon to the owl that attacked him?

[05:08:05] GoldenTouch looks at fine "Don't worry buddy, we'll get em next time"

[05:08:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[05:08:12] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:08:20] <Bob_GM> It is NOT amused.

[05:08:32] Mary_ONette[Masked] is ready whirling her knife whip

[05:08:34] <Bob_GM> In fact, it's rather pissed off.

[05:08:35] <Fine_Grind> "guess my luck was gonna run out sooner or later"

[05:08:38] <Dark_Quill> (I DONT BELIVE IN KEK ANYMORE)

[05:08:48] <GoldenTouch> [kek is dreck]

[05:08:49] <Ikea> [offering salmon is a terrible insult in Owlish]

[05:08:54] <Fine_Grind> [DONT SAY THAT]

[05:08:54] <Bob_GM> ^

[05:09:07] <GoldenTouch> [Thou must only offer them trout]

[05:09:11] <Bob_GM> You basically told it to go fuck itself!

[05:09:16] Dark_Quill offers veggies insrltead?

[05:09:23] <Dark_Quill> instead*

[05:09:52] <Bob_GM> And it sure will... After its comrades attack!  FUCKING OWLS, roll init!

[05:10:01] <Fine_Grind>  !roll d20

[05:10:01] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[05:10:02] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:10:02] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:10:04] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[05:10:04] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:10:05] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:10:05] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:10:07] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:10:07] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:10:20] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 OwlSquad

[05:10:20] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:10:23] <Dark_Quill> (What the fuck)

[05:10:27] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[05:10:27] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[05:10:34] <Ikea> !roll d20

[05:10:34] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:10:43] <Bob_GM> Ikea begins the fight!

[05:10:48] <Fine_Grind> [>wasted 20]

[05:11:03] <Bob_GM> [You are going to LOVE my owl stats]

[05:11:03] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyi5xHtkb0

[05:11:08] <GoldenTouch> [cue battle music]

[05:11:21] <Ikea> !roll d20 to zap an owl from the sky

[05:11:21] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:11:31] <Ikea> !roll d4 for ouchies

[05:11:32] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:11:35] <Bob_GM> Your pride and horn are zapped.

[05:11:41] <Flip_Farbeak> [cue better battle music

[05:11:42] <Bob_GM> Flip is next!

[05:11:46] <Flip_Farbeak> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlF0-Qs2xkI

[05:11:50] Flip_Farbeak attacks with spear

[05:11:54] <GoldenTouch> [flip please]

[05:11:56] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:11:58] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20+2

[05:11:58] <GameServ> (8) + 2 == 10

[05:12:03] <Bob_GM> You miss!

[05:12:06] <GoldenTouch> [+2?]

[05:12:09] <Bob_GM> Star go

[05:12:13] <Bob_GM> [Earth pone]

[05:12:18] <GoldenTouch> [oh]

[05:12:28] Starlight throws more rocks!

[05:12:37] <Bob_GM> Roll for Rock Throw!

[05:12:43] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:12:43] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[05:12:52] <Bob_GM> You barely miss!

[05:13:01] <Bob_GM> Dark's up!

[05:13:25] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 owl baseball?

[05:13:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:13:44] <Dark_Quill> ...

[05:13:51] <Bob_GM> The Owl throws a baseball? at you. For 1 damage point

[05:14:01] <Flip_Farbeak> [kek has forsaken you

[05:14:06] <Bob_GM> Golden!

[05:14:08] GoldenTouch uses thunder! but then realizes hes a flying type and cannot use thunder....Then uses slash with sword

[05:14:11] <Dark_Quill> (Kek aint real)

[05:14:12] <Starlight> [[00:08] <Dark_Quill> (I DONT BELIVE IN KEK ANYMORE)]

[05:14:14] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:14:14] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[05:14:29] <Bob_GM> It's super effective despite being a normal type attack!

[05:14:32] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:14:39] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8

[05:14:40] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:14:50] <Bob_GM> The move didn't quite work.

[05:14:55] <Dark_Quill> (Owls are gonna murder us)

[05:15:01] <Bob_GM> Fine's up

[05:15:03] Fine_Grind uses spear

[05:15:09] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:15:10] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:15:11] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:15:21] <Bob_GM> It connects!  Roll!

[05:15:25] <Fine_Grind> !roll d8

[05:15:25] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:15:25] <GoldenTouch> [>1]

[05:15:32] <GoldenTouch> [oh shiet nigga]

[05:15:36] <Dark_Quill> (KILL EET)

[05:15:52] <Bob_GM> You successfully make an owl kebab.  Owlicious!

[05:15:53] <Flip_Farbeak> [How many owls are there?]

[05:16:03] <Fine_Grind> [4]

[05:16:04] <Bob_GM> 5 Owls remain.

[05:16:13] <Dark_Quill> (We ded)

[05:16:14] <Fine_Grind> [im dumb]

[05:16:21] <GoldenTouch> [Harry potter took his owls....]

[05:16:25] <GoldenTouch> [and passed]

[05:16:33] <Bob_GM> Owl Squad Attack force GO!

[05:16:42] <GoldenTouch> >teen girl squad!

[05:16:43] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 1 attacks... Golden

[05:16:43] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:16:48] <Bob_GM> And misses!

[05:16:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 2 attacks... Fine!

[05:16:58] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[05:17:04] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:17:04] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:17:12] <Dark_Quill> (Uh oh)

[05:17:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 3 attacks... Star!

[05:17:17] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:17:22] <Starlight> [Ruh Roh]

[05:17:26] <Fine_Grind> [kek]

[05:17:29] <Dark_Quill> OH SHIT)

[05:17:31] <Bob_GM> Critical hit!  It's super effective!

[05:17:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:17:33] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:17:38] <Bob_GM> [Wow]

[05:17:39] <GoldenTouch> [welp]

[05:17:40] <Fine_Grind> [KEK]

[05:17:53] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 4 attacks... Dark!

[05:17:53] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:17:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:17:58] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:18:08] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [I'm go lucky]

[05:18:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 5 attacks... Mary!

[05:18:11] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[05:18:12] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> *so

[05:18:14] <Dark_Quill> 5hp

[05:18:16] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:18:17] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:18:25] <Bob_GM> Post your current HP!

[05:18:27] <Fine_Grind> 6 hp

[05:18:31] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [that owl is getting it]

[05:18:32] <Dark_Quill> 5 hp

[05:18:32] <Ikea> [10]

[05:18:33] <GoldenTouch> 9Hp

[05:18:34] <Starlight> 3

[05:18:38] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [8 hp]

[05:18:41] <GoldenTouch> >8

[05:18:46] <GoldenTouch> i forgot about acorn

[05:18:51] <Flip_Farbeak> [10 hp]

[05:19:08] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.  New round, roll init!

[05:19:14] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:19:14] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:19:17] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:19:18] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:19:18] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[05:19:18] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:19:18] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[05:19:18] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:19:18] <Ikea> !roll d20

[05:19:18] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:19:24] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:19:24] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:19:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[05:19:25] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:19:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:19:35] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:20:00] <Bob_GM> Mary begins!

[05:20:06] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 lashes at an owl with her knife whip

[05:20:06] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:20:11] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> awwww

[05:20:30] <Dark_Quill> (Abyssal whip)

[05:20:33] <Bob_GM> You miss, but I forgot about your turn last round.  Go again.  I apologize

[05:20:47] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 lashes at an owl with her knife whip 2nd attempt

[05:20:47] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:20:54] <Bob_GM> It hits!

[05:20:56] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:20:57] <Fine_Grind> [worth it]

[05:21:04] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d6

[05:21:04] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:21:14] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [worth it]

[05:21:20] <Bob_GM> You whip an owl nonsexually

[05:21:28] <Bob_GM> It's pretty hurt, but kinda liked it.

[05:21:32] <Dark_Quill> (lol

[05:21:42] <Fine_Grind> [sexually]

[05:21:43] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Oh my~"

[05:21:48] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 1 attacks... Ikea!

[05:21:48] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:21:53] <Bob_GM> Misses!

[05:21:55] <Fine_Grind> [whipped]

[05:22:04] <Fine_Grind> [hooters]

[05:22:05] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 2 attacks... Flip!

[05:22:05] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:22:09] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:22:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:22:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 3 attacks... Mary!

[05:22:21] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:22:26] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:22:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:22:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 4 attacks... Fine!

[05:22:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:23:01] <Fine_Grind> [kek]

[05:23:26] <Dark_Quill> (inb4 ded)

[05:23:27] <Bob_GM> It is blown back by the hipster's coffee breath, and thanks to earlier injuries has died because of the hipster's poor hygiene!

[05:23:40] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 5 attacks... Dark!

[05:23:40] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:23:45] <Bob_GM> It misses!

[05:23:55] <Bob_GM> Star's turn!

[05:24:00] <Fine_Grind> "im sorry if i thought horses didnt shower"

[05:24:14] Starlight slashes at one with Carlton.

[05:24:25] <Bob_GM> Do the Carlton and roll.

[05:24:32] <Starlight> !roll d20 Kek pls

[05:24:33] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:24:44] <Dark_Quill> z(Kek is a deamon)

[05:24:46] <Bob_GM> Oh right... the Carlton is kinda dorky.

[05:24:58] <Bob_GM> Dark's turn!

[05:25:20] <Dark_Quill> (Can i make peace offerings?)

[05:25:30] <Bob_GM> You can do anything you want.

[05:25:37] <Bob_GM> Emphasis on *can*

[05:25:44] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 veggie peace offering?

[05:25:44] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:25:55] <Dark_Quill> (Owls to amd for peace

[05:26:01] <Dark_Quill> mad*

[05:26:05] <GoldenTouch> [veggies are insulting to owls too]

[05:26:08] <Bob_GM> The owls point and laugh at the silly pone

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[05:26:28] <Bob_GM> Fine's turn!

[05:26:31] Fine_Grind becomes spear chucker

[05:26:35] <Dark_Quill> (Did you make me that crossbow gold?

[05:26:42] <GoldenTouch> [fine is black?]

[05:26:44] <Aoyin> [Silly pony, trying to be peaceful]

[05:26:44] <Bob_GM> Roll for the chuckest of all spearers

[05:26:54] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:26:54] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:27:01] <Bob_GM> Oh geez...

[05:27:04] <Fine_Grind> [KEK PLS]

[05:27:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d7

[05:27:08] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:27:17] <Dark_Quill> (It flys and hits me i bet)

[05:27:17] <Bob_GM> It...

[05:27:20] <GoldenTouch> [Well first off, i don't have the materials for a string, and when we do, i'm making one my own, my crossbow sword is noncannon, its just a sword]

[05:27:25] <Bob_GM> It hits Flip!

[05:27:31] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll... d8...

[05:27:44] <Fine_Grind> !roll d8 im so sorry

[05:27:44] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:27:54] <Dark_Quill> (Oh shit...)

[05:27:54] <Bob_GM> FFS

[05:27:56] <GoldenTouch> [GOD DMANIT NIGGER]

[05:27:58] <Starlight> [Sheeeeeeeit]

[05:27:58] <Fine_Grind> [so fucking sorry]

[05:28:09] <GoldenTouch> [THIS IS WHY NIGGERS SHOULDN'T CHUCK SPEARS]

[05:28:13] <Bob_GM> Why couldn't you just jab

[05:28:17] Flip_Farbeak gets a spear through the leg

[05:28:20] Flip_Farbeak gasps

[05:28:27] <Flip_Farbeak> [1 hp remaining

[05:28:28] <Dark_Quill> "Flip!"

[05:28:38] <Starlight> [Cue Ace Ventura]

[05:28:40] <Bob_GM> Golden's up

[05:28:45] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for sensual stabbing of the an owl

[05:28:45] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:29:02] <Bob_GM> It's not sensual if it never happened

[05:29:09] <GoldenTouch> [hue]

[05:29:13] Flip_Farbeak holds back tears. "Dammit... Fine..."

[05:29:19] <Bob_GM> Ikea's up!

[05:29:48] <Ikea> !roll d20 to poke-a-bird

[05:29:48] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:29:56] <Ikea> !roll d8

[05:29:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:30:01] <Bob_GM> I hope you meant poke it with a spear

[05:30:02] <Fine_Grind> "welp, teaches me to not use THE BOARD"

[05:30:08] <Bob_GM> You boop its beak

[05:30:17] <Bob_GM> Flip's up!

[05:30:21] Flip_Farbeak attempts to jab at owl with spear

[05:30:23] <Ikea> [with -a- spear, sure....]

[05:30:39] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20+2

[05:30:39] <GameServ> (9) + 2 == 11

[05:30:41] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:30:55] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.  You missed, but you can blame Fine for that.

[05:31:09] <Bob_GM> New round, roll init!

[05:31:11] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[05:31:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:31:11] <Fine_Grind> [#blameFine]

[05:31:17] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[05:31:17] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:31:18] <Ikea> !roll d20

[05:31:18] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:31:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:31:18] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:31:18] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[05:31:18] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:31:19] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:31:19] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:31:20] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:31:21] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:31:23] <GoldenTouch> >999

[05:31:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[05:31:27] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:31:31] <GoldenTouch> >2 bad

[05:31:39] <Bob_GM> Fine is up first!

[05:32:03] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hBpF_Zj4OA

[05:32:07] Fine_Grind attacks with THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT

[05:32:20] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:32:21] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:32:31] <Fine_Grind> !roll d6

[05:32:31] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:33:05] <Bob_GM> It's a board with a nail in it... Not the best weapon.

[05:33:13] <Dark_Quill> (Kek is demon kek is death)

[05:33:14] <Bob_GM> Flip is up next!

[05:33:29] Flip_Farbeak ignores blood loss and attacks with spear

[05:33:33] <Dark_Quill> I thought i wss

[05:33:36] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:33:37] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20+2

[05:33:37] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5

[05:33:48] <Bob_GM> You can't ignore the blood loss

[05:33:51] <Fine_Grind> [good enough for squrilles]

[05:34:02] <Bob_GM> Star's up!

[05:34:02] Flip_Farbeak starts seeing spots and staggers

[05:34:40] Starlight tries to stab an owl.

[05:34:49] <Bob_GM> Roll to stab a ho

[05:34:56] <Starlight> !roll d20 pls...

[05:34:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:35:03] <Bob_GM> You stab a ho

[05:35:06] <Fine_Grind> [d20 yes]

[05:35:11] <Dark_Quill> (inb4 1l)

[05:35:21] <Starlight> !roll 1d8 We can go the distance

[05:35:21] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:35:41] <Bob_GM> You go just far enough- into the owl, that is.  You killed it!

[05:35:49] <Bob_GM> Mary's up.

[05:35:51] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 sexual helicopter bladewhip slash on the owl who attacked her

[05:35:51] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[05:35:56] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> awww

[05:36:05] <Bob_GM> Mary is not a sexual helicopter...

[05:36:07] <Dark_Quill> (WHAT ABOUT ME?)

[05:36:14] Mary_ONette[Masked] misses like a pro

[05:36:20] <Bob_GM> Ikea's up

[05:36:37] <Dark_Quill> (I hate this)

[05:36:50] <Bob_GM> Oh, you hate this Dark?

[05:36:57] <Ikea> !roll d20 for insertion... just the tip~

[05:36:57] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:36:58] <Fine_Grind> [lel]

[05:37:00] <Dark_Quill> (Haens my turn?)

[05:37:17] <Dark_Quill> Whens gkd im so teird)

[05:37:34] <Ikea> !roll d8

[05:37:34] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:37:35] <Flip_Farbeak> [Dark I think you've really done it now

[05:37:41] <Bob_GM> Ikea never has an opportunity, the owl spurns his advances

[05:37:56] Bob_GM retcons the 8 HP damage Ikea just rolled for

[05:38:04] <Ikea> [wasted 8 ;_; ]

[05:38:15] <Fine_Grind> [g8 m8]

[05:38:23] Dark_Quill is crying in a corner

[05:38:29] <Bob_GM> Golden's turn!

[05:38:32] GoldenTouch is goes for a jump slash attack [like link :3]

[05:38:40] <Bob_GM> [Dark.  You rolled a 4.  Stop.]

[05:38:40] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:38:40] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:38:46] <Bob_GM> HIYAAAAA!

[05:38:50] <Bob_GM> It's a hit!

[05:38:55] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8

[05:38:55] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:39:03] GoldenTouch is the hero of time

[05:39:08] <Fine_Grind> [praise kek]

[05:39:10] <Dark_Quill> (Golden is zelda)

[05:39:21] <Bob_GM> You slash at the owl as if YOU were wearing manly tights!

[05:39:27] <Bob_GM> Dark is now up

[05:39:27] GoldenTouch shrugs [Id fuck me]

[05:39:42] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 for rocks

[05:39:42] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[05:39:51] Dark_Quill throws Rocls

[05:39:52] <GoldenTouch> [WTF BOB PLEASE]

[05:39:58] <Dark_Quill> rocks*

[05:40:01] <Bob_GM> You find 14 rocks... but miss

[05:40:02] <GoldenTouch> [DARK TYPES CANNOT USE ROCK MOVES~]

[05:40:05] <Bob_GM> Hue

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[05:40:18] <Bob_GM> Owl Squad GO!

[05:40:26] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 1 attacks... Ikea!

[05:40:26] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:40:30] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:40:30] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:40:39] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 2 attacks... Dark!

[05:40:40] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:40:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:40:44] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:41:04] <Bob_GM> New round, post init

[05:41:05] Dark_Quill is at 3 hp anrld hates kek

[05:41:10] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:41:11] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:41:12] <Dark_Quill> and*

[05:41:13] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:41:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:41:16] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[05:41:17] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:41:18] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:41:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:41:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[05:41:21] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[05:41:24] <Ikea> !roll d20

[05:41:25] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:41:31] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[05:41:32] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:41:33] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:41:33] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:41:40] <Bob_GM> Dark goes first!

[05:41:56] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 to pimp slap a bird

[05:41:56] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:42:08] <Bob_GM> You pimp slap a ho, roll d4

[05:42:15] <Dark_Quill> !roll d4

[05:42:15] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:42:40] <Bob_GM> You slapped it SO HARD... But it'll come back.  It always comes back.

[05:42:48] <Bob_GM> Golden is up!

[05:42:49] GoldenTouch fires his hookshot....then realizes he doesn't have a hookshot.... and uses a spin attack by holding the B button

[05:42:51] <Dark_Quill> (The pimp hand is strong with this one)

[05:42:54] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:42:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[05:43:07] <Bob_GM> The bird flies away as you charged up

[05:43:13] <Bob_GM> It now taunts you

[05:43:17] <Bob_GM> Rude.

[05:43:17] GoldenTouch spins and misses "HAYYYA"

[05:43:41] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 1 attacks Golden!

[05:43:41] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:43:44] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwkjz-o-siM

[05:43:52] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Owl 2 attacks Fine!

[05:43:53] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:43:53] <Dark_Quill> (Bob stop hurting me please ;_;)

[05:44:04] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[05:44:05] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:44:06] <GoldenTouch> [bye fine]

[05:44:11] <Fine_Grind> ded

[05:44:12] <Bob_GM> Fine takes 6 HP dmg!

[05:44:18] <Bob_GM> Fucking Owls

[05:44:26] <Dark_Quill> fine has no throat and cant scream

[05:44:26] <Fine_Grind> [every time]

[05:44:42] <Bob_GM> Flip's turn

[05:44:49] Flip_Farbeak attacks with spear

[05:45:03] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20+2

[05:45:03] <GameServ> (1) + 2 == 3

[05:45:12] <Flip_Farbeak> [SHIT nat 1

[05:45:14] <Dark_Quill> I am super butt mad

[05:45:26] <Fine_Grind> [shut the fuck up dark]

[05:45:33] Dark_Quill is super butt mad

[05:45:54] <Dark_Quill> (What am i ven doing)

[05:45:56] <Bob_GM> You have brought great dishonor to the Farbeak Clan's name.  And your foot.  You kinda stabbed yourself for 1 HP dmg

[05:46:17] Flip_Farbeak falls over and passes out

[05:46:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [KO]

[05:46:31] <Bob_GM> Fine, what's your HP?

[05:46:33] <Fine_Grind> [sorry bro]

[05:46:36] <Fine_Grind> o

[05:46:42] GoldenTouch runs over and drags her away from the fray

[05:46:43] <Bob_GM> Roll for consciousness

[05:46:54] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[05:46:54] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[05:47:00] <Dark_Quill> fine is at-5

[05:47:03] <Bob_GM> Fine is KO'd!

[05:47:10] <Fine_Grind> [yep bout right]

[05:47:13] <GoldenTouch> [fine just took 6 damage...]

[05:47:15] <GoldenTouch> [YEP]

[05:47:21] <GoldenTouch> [hes at 5]

[05:47:36] <Fine_Grind> [im at 0]

[05:47:38] <Dark_Quill> (-5l)

[05:47:40] <Bob_GM> Dark, you are wrong.  Everyone.  Shame Fine.

[05:47:46] <Bob_GM> Dark, you are wrong.  Everyone.  Shame Dark

[05:47:54] <Flip_Farbeak> [I think dark is trying to troll us or something

[05:47:54] <Fine_Grind> [bout to say]

[05:47:55] <Bob_GM> I apologize Fine.

[05:48:07] <Fine_Grind> [its good]

[05:48:22] <Bob_GM> Mary's turn!

[05:48:30] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 shank a bird

[05:48:30] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:48:40] <Bob_GM> This ain't prison yo

[05:48:48] Flip_Farbeak [[email protected]] is now known as Flip_Farbeak[KO]

[05:48:55] <Bob_GM> Ikea's up!

[05:50:23] <Ikea> !roll d20 to spear one

[05:50:23] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:50:35] <Bob_GM> You spear Juan the Owl

[05:50:37] <Ikea> !roll d8

[05:50:37] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:50:37] <Fine_Grind> [nice]

[05:50:38] <Flip_Farbeak[KO]> [When this is all over someone pls dont forget to carry me to the clinic ;_;]

[05:50:48] <Fine_Grind> [ditto]

[05:50:58] <Ikea> [No worries, you will not be forgottne]

[05:51:06] <Flip_Farbeak[KO]> [thank you

[05:51:06] <Bob_GM> Ikea has killed Juan... It was Juan hell of a stab.

[05:51:08] <GoldenTouch> [flip i already dragged you awy]

[05:51:14] <Bob_GM> Star light is up!

[05:51:17] <GoldenTouch> [so don't worry, we don't forget]

[05:51:24] <Ikea> [>moving out of your turn]

[05:52:02] Starlight slashes at the owl.

[05:52:09] <Bob_GM> Roll

[05:52:15] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:52:15] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:52:22] <Bob_GM> The move hits!

[05:52:27] <Starlight> !roll d8

[05:52:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:53:18] <Bob_GM> Noctowl has fainted- I mean died!  Starlight and Co. Win!  They all receive 794 EXP points... And are all 1 EXP point short of levelling up.

[05:53:24] <Bob_GM> The party is victorious!

[05:53:36] Lucy_srs_GM_bsnis [[email protected]] is now known as Lucyne

[05:53:44] Mary_ONette[Masked] jumps in place cheering

[05:53:47] GoldenTouch has an exp share on

[05:53:48] Starlight takes the bodies. "MINE~"

[05:53:52] Mary_ONette[Masked] loots the owls

[05:53:59] GoldenTouch takes an ow;

[05:54:02] <GoldenTouch> owl

[05:54:13] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I just want the feathers"

[05:54:16] <Flip_Farbeak[KO]> [A pyrrhic victory

[05:54:18] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 loot(aDont hurt me no more)

[05:54:18] Ikea assumes victory pose, before realizing there are more important things to do and gathers Fine and Flip, lifting the griffon clanned onto his back

[05:54:18] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:54:19] Fine_Grind weakly gets up

[05:54:21] <GoldenTouch> "Same"

[05:54:21] <Bob_GM> Golden takes an owl, and Star and Mary take 2 1/2 owls each.

[05:54:30] <Bob_GM> Dark was not asked to roll.

[05:54:38] <Bob_GM> Dark takes 1 HP of Shame Damage

[05:54:42] <Bob_GM> And no owls

[05:54:42] <Fine_Grind> [come on i kiled one]

[05:54:53] <GoldenTouch> [wait, how did flip get the title farbeak?]

[05:54:57] Starlight puts them next to the squirrels.

[05:54:58] <Bob_GM> Star and Mary may give their owls to anyone

[05:55:09] <Flip_Farbeak[KO]> [long story

[05:55:12] <Fine_Grind> [2, i killed two]

[05:55:13] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [shes carriying their honor]

[05:55:16] GoldenTouch looks at star "Owl for the owl throne!"

[05:55:36] <Fine_Grind> squrilles for the squrille god!

[05:55:49] GoldenTouch glares at fine "To soon..."

[05:55:51] <Bob_GM> Now, before you all leave, you thought you heard something... Everyone who's not faint should roll for hearing.

[05:55:56] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Virus, File hold these owls."

[05:55:56] Starlight almost has all the components needed.

[05:56:01] <Ikea> !roll d20

[05:56:02] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:56:04] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[05:56:05] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[05:56:06] <Starlight> !roll d20

[05:56:06] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:56:12] <Dark_Quill> (Bounus to bat ponies)

[05:56:12] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20 hearing

[05:56:12] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:56:20] <Dark_Quill> (?)

[05:56:29] Mary_ONette[Masked] mother mode

[05:56:32] <Bob_GM> Mary has the sole privilige in hearing a 'Cluck'

[05:56:38] <GoldenTouch> *mary hears the fuck out of them*

[05:56:40] <Bob_GM> Cluck cluck cluck

[05:56:44] <Bob_GM> Ba-KAWK!

[05:56:46] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[05:56:46] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:56:50] <Fine_Grind> [CHICKENS]

[05:57:00] <Ikea> [>cockatrice!]

[05:57:04] <Bob_GM> It's a single chicken.

[05:57:05] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Who's there? come out I won't hurt you?"

[05:57:05] <GoldenTouch> [Fine please....]

[05:57:08] <Fine_Grind> [I LOVE CHICKENS BOB]

[05:57:12] <GoldenTouch> [HUE]

[05:57:14] Al_CruiseAirportan [[email protected]] is now known as Al_Dente

[05:57:21] Mary_ONette[Masked] picks up the little chicken

[05:57:32] <Starlight> "Let's eat it."

[05:57:33] <Bob_GM> Fine and Flip have regained consciousness!

[05:57:45] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I'll take care of you, you and Remy will be good friends"

[05:57:45] <Flip_Farbeak[KO]> [How?]

[05:57:47] <Ikea> "... let's not..."

[05:57:49] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flailing about.  It does NOT want to be held.

[05:57:59] <Bob_GM> They merely passed out

[05:58:07] Mary_ONette[Masked] puts the chicken down

[05:58:09] GoldenTouch is the hero of time so he runs and takes the chicken and jumps off a ledge

[05:58:16] <GoldenTouch> >fly!

[05:58:25] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I'll take care of you, you and Remy will be good friends"

[05:58:33] GoldenTouch finds one rupee

[05:58:35] Dark_Quill grabs the chicen?

[05:58:37] <Dark_Quill> chifken

[05:58:40] Flip_Farbeak[KO] wakes up, attempts to get up, promptly stumbles, and falls flat on her face

[05:58:44] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flailing about.  It does NOT want to be held.

[05:59:00] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Touch my chicken and I will whip ya'll"

[05:59:01] GoldenTouch jumps off the ledge anyway "FLY CHICKEN FLY"

[05:59:11] Dark_Quill gives the chicken some veggies

[05:59:15] Flip_Farbeak[KO] [[email protected]] is now known as Flip_Farbeak

[05:59:16] <GoldenTouch> >small ledge

[05:59:23] Fine_Grind tries to pet the chicken

[05:59:23] Starlight -touches- the chicken.

[05:59:29] Mary_ONette[Masked] stops Gold "put Sulu down"

[05:59:30] Ikea helps Flip up "Careful, that was a a nasty trip before..."

[05:59:31] Bob_GM is ignoring Golden's request because that's just silly

[05:59:41] GoldenTouch puts the chicken down "Sulu?"

[05:59:42] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "I'll call you Sulu"

[05:59:50] <Bob_GM> The chicken eats the veggies, but still hates life

[06:00:02] <Bob_GM> The chicken gets flustered when Star touches it

[06:00:15] GoldenTouch whispers in the chickens ear "Love mary or you'll be on KFC's menu...."

[06:00:16] Mary_ONette[Masked] motherly hugs the Sulu

[06:00:18] <Flip_Farbeak> [what hp am i at bob?]

[06:00:24] Dark_Quill slowly grabs the chicken and givesbit more veggirles

[06:00:30] <Dark_Quill> veggies*

[06:00:32] <Bob_GM> Flip and Fine are now at 1 HP

[06:00:35] <Fine_Grind> [new tea time rules]

[06:00:43] <GoldenTouch> [hmm?]

[06:00:50] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flailing about.  It does NOT want to be held.

[06:01:03] <Bob_GM> The chicken is getting furious...

[06:01:08] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[06:01:09] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[06:01:10] Mary_ONette[Masked] puts down and pets Sulu

[06:01:12] Dark_Quill dosent hold the chicken

[06:01:17] <Fine_Grind> [nvm. it clinic rules]

[06:01:24] <Bob_GM> The chicken "Harumphs"

[06:01:31] <Bob_GM> It stares at you all

[06:01:39] <Bob_GM> It starts to leave

[06:01:42] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "No need to get get angry Sulu."

[06:01:56] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Virus: Wait there"

[06:02:01] Dark_Quill tries to tame the bird

[06:02:13] Starlight holds up the owl head. "You don't want to do that."

[06:02:16] <Bob_GM> The chicken ain't takin shit from nobody

[06:02:29] <Bob_GM> The chicken is beginning to walk away

[06:02:43] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> *File walks up to Sulu* "File: I know how you feel"

[06:02:57] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "File: mammals rights?"

[06:03:00] Dark_Quill follows the chicken "Join or die"

[06:03:01] <Bob_GM> The chicken gets scared as File walks up to it

[06:03:04] <Flip_Farbeak> "Does anyone have any bandages? There's a decent amount of blood here..."

[06:03:15] <Bob_GM> The chicken looks at Dark

[06:03:16] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Fine come here"

[06:03:29] <Dark_Quill> "Just kidding"

[06:03:32] <Fine_Grind> "huh?"

[06:03:32] <Dark_Quill> "Wait what?

[06:03:39] Mary_ONette[Masked] motherly voice "I have berry juice."

[06:03:59] Dark_Quill seems confused it can understand me?

[06:04:00] Starlight walks over to it. "Hey you wanna buy some deathsticks?"

[06:04:09] <Bob_GM> The chicken walks up to Dark and poops on his hoof!

[06:04:14] Fine_Grind is disturbed, but accepts

[06:04:22] <Bob_GM> The chicken walks away from the party

[06:04:27] Dark_Quill grabs the chicken by the neck

[06:04:31] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Awwwwwwww~"

[06:04:35] GoldenTouch throws his sword at the chicken

[06:04:39] Ikea facehoofs

[06:04:43] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Put down Sule Quill"

[06:04:43] <GoldenTouch> [retcon that....]

[06:04:45] <Bob_GM> Golden. roll

[06:04:50] Flip_Farbeak quietly bleeds

[06:05:04] Starlight backs away.

[06:05:06] Fine_Grind is skitish

[06:05:09] <Bob_GM> Oh wait, Dark grabbed the chicken?

[06:05:13] <Dark_Quill> (inb4 it kills me)

[06:05:14] <GoldenTouch> [bob i don't know what your talking about *whistling intensifies*

[06:05:25] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flaling about.  It wants to be let go.

[06:05:33] <Bob_GM> *Flailing, even

[06:05:41] Ikea offers the last of the whiskey to Flip "Sorry, no bandages, but you might want to disinfect it, at least."

[06:05:43] <Dark_Quill> "I aint letting you go turkey"

[06:05:43] Starlight holds out Carlton. "Can I kill it?"

[06:06:00] <GoldenTouch> *sulu used peck*

[06:06:00] <Dark_Quill> "You shat on my hand..."

[06:06:05] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flaling about.  It wants to be let go.

[06:06:09] Flip_Farbeak pours some whiskey on the wound

[06:06:12] Mary_ONette[Masked] smacks Quill upside the head "Put Sulu down"

[06:06:27] <Fine_Grind> "what is this juice?"

[06:06:30] Dark_Quill dosent

[06:06:40] <Dark_Quill> "It shat on me so no"

[06:06:44] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flailing about.  It wants to be let go.

[06:06:46] Mary_ONette[Masked] knocks Quill out

[06:06:57] Dark_Quill dosent get knocked out

[06:07:07] <Dark_Quill>  /me carries the chicken

[06:07:27] <Bob_GM> Oh, is that so Dark?

[06:07:37] GoldenTouch watches with glee

[06:07:40] <Fine_Grind> [its coming]

[06:07:53] <Dark_Quill> (Oh no oh god pls no)

[06:07:57] <Ikea> [... it's the chicken of doom, isn't it?]

[06:08:01] <Bob_GM> I'll give you one last chance.

[06:08:05] <Bob_GM> The chicken is flailing about.  It wants to be let go.

[06:08:08] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Put Sulu down Quill... Virus , File get ready"

[06:08:13] Dark_Quill drops the chicken

[06:08:26] <Dark_Quill> "Opps"

[06:08:34] <Bob_GM> The chicken poops on Dark's other hoof and begins to leave

[06:08:40] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> '*both puppets get ready for orders*

[06:08:40] <GoldenTouch> [>not gently places it]

[06:08:43] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[06:08:43] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[06:08:48] <Bob_GM> Hue

[06:08:50] Dark_Quill bites the chicken on the neck with hwi fangs

[06:08:57] <Dark_Quill> his*

[06:08:59] <Bob_GM> Oh, is that so?

[06:09:00] <GoldenTouch> [OH SHIT NIGGA]

[06:09:03] <Bob_GM> Well then.

[06:09:11] <Bob_GM> You could have prevented this.

[06:09:12] <Fine_Grind> [top lel]

[06:09:12] Ikea double facehoofs

[06:09:17] <Bob_GM> Roll damage

[06:09:24] <Fine_Grind> [ibs happening]

[06:09:28] <Dark_Quill> !roll d4

[06:09:28] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[06:09:30] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> *File kick Quill upside the head* "I warned you..."

[06:09:33] <Bob_GM> Say, was it Golden who brought up Legend of Zelda?

[06:09:39] <Flip_Farbeak> [OH FUCK NO

[06:09:39] <GoldenTouch> [yep]

[06:09:43] <Bob_GM> Just wondering....

[06:09:43] <Aoyin> [OH GOD]

[06:09:45] Fine_Grind runs

[06:09:47] <Flip_Farbeak> [NO

[06:09:49] <Aoyin> [BOB NO]

[06:09:52] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20

[06:09:52] <GameServ> 16, 1, 17, 13, 7, 5, 18, 9, 11, 20, 15, 7, 8, 6, 19 == 172

[06:09:56] <Flip_Farbeak> [JESUS CHRIST RUN

[06:09:58] <Aoyin> [I WANT TO SEE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE AGAIN]

[06:09:59] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Everyone RUN!!"

[06:10:01] Fine_Grind runs for the hills

[06:10:05] Dark_Quill dives in a river

[06:10:07] Starlight begins to walk away. "Like, fuck this."

[06:10:14] GoldenTouch walks with star

[06:10:15] <Bob_GM> EIGHT CHICKENS CUT OFF ALL MEANS OF ESCAPE.  ROLL INIT

[06:10:25] <Starlight> !roll d20

[06:10:25] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[06:10:25] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20

[06:10:25] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[06:10:26] <Flip_Farbeak> !roll d20

[06:10:26] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[06:10:26] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[06:10:27] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[06:10:27] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20 for death

[06:10:28] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[06:10:30] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> !roll d20

[06:10:30] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[06:10:33] <GoldenTouch> [K dark dies]

[06:10:37] <Ikea> !roll d20 why, dark... why?

[06:10:37] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[06:10:43] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken battalion

[06:10:43] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[06:10:51] <Bob_GM> Star goes first

[06:10:52] <Fine_Grind> [i get the 1 or 19?]

[06:10:58] <Dark_Quill> (I DONT take no chicken shit

[06:10:59] <Bob_GM> 1

[06:11:06] <Fine_Grind> [ok]

[06:11:10] Starlight bull rushes the nearest one with Carlton.

[06:11:20] <Bob_GM> Roll

[06:11:22] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> [and this is why you're not getting Valor back]

[06:11:26] <Starlight> !roll d20

[06:11:26] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[06:11:32] <Bob_GM> You hit!

[06:11:34] <Flip_Farbeak> "If we quietly murder Dark here I wont tell anyone"

[06:11:39] <Starlight> !roll d8

[06:11:39] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[06:11:50] <Bob_GM> You kill the chicken Dark wounded!

[06:11:58] <Bob_GM> 8 CHICKEN BATTALION GO

[06:12:01] Starlight takes the body.

[06:12:08] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 1 attacks Ikea

[06:12:08] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[06:12:14] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2

[06:12:14] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[06:12:18] Dark_Quill is having  hicken tonight

[06:12:24] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 2 attacks Dark

[06:12:24] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[06:12:26] <Dark_Quill> chicken*

[06:12:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 3 attacks Fine

[06:12:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[06:12:39] <GoldenTouch> [Dark...... I......I was nice, I told bob to give you another chance.... I stopped others from yelling at you.......BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE THE DUMBEST/DENSEST PLAYER I HAVE EVER HAD THE UNHOLY MISFOURTUNE OF PLAYING WITH....]

[06:12:42] <Ikea> "Maybe if we -augh- we kill Dark they'll leave"

[06:12:46] <Detective_Hardboil> I have no idea what's goin on....

[06:12:56] <Bob_GM> Chicken 3 shats on itself!

[06:12:58] <Starlight> "You guys want to?"

[06:13:04] <Flip_Farbeak> "YES"

[06:13:06] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 4 attacks Dark

[06:13:06] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[06:13:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2

[06:13:11] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[06:13:12] <Dark_Quill> (>roleplay)

[06:13:16] <GoldenTouch> "NO, WE LET THE CHICKENS DO IT FOR US"

[06:13:20] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 5 attacks Dark

[06:13:21] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[06:13:24] <Dark_Quill> 1hp

[06:13:29] <Starlight> "Everybody get behind Dark~"

[06:13:34] <Starlight> *!"

[06:13:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 6 attacks Dark

[06:13:34] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[06:13:37] GoldenTouch runs behind dark

[06:13:40] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2

[06:13:40] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[06:13:43] <Ikea> "Well, let's just say that if he were to die from chicken related injuries... I wouldn't point out the spear wounds..."

[06:13:47] Mary_ONette[Masked] hides behind Dark

[06:13:49] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 7 attacks Dark

[06:13:49] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[06:13:55] Starlight runs behind Dark.

[06:13:59] <Fine_Grind> [can we run now?]

[06:14:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Chicken 8 attacks Dark

[06:14:00] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[06:14:01] Dark_Quill is unconcious

[06:14:06] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2

[06:14:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[06:14:12] <Dark_Quill> -4

[06:14:12] <Flip_Farbeak> [I think I'm going to actually attack Dark my turn

[06:14:15] <Bob_GM> Dark is at -3 HP!

[06:14:21] <Bob_GM> -4 HP!

[06:14:43] <Bob_GM> The chickens all see that Dark is unconscious, and begin to strut away like badass motherfuckers

[06:14:53] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "Oh...?"

[06:14:56] <Dark_Quill> (>its a roleplay om goign to react like real life)

[06:15:02] GoldenTouch looks at fine and offers his hoof in appology for getting mad for the squirrel thing

[06:15:04] Fine_Grind leaves dark in the forest

[06:15:24] Fine_Grind accepts "water under the bridge"

[06:15:33] <Bob_GM> D'aww

[06:15:47] GoldenTouch smiles as their friendship is now made by a mutual hate for dark

[06:15:49] <Bob_GM> You two shake hooves over Dark's cringing body

[06:15:59] Mary_ONette[Masked] leaves the forest with Virus and File "It was fun you guys~"

[06:16:02] Fine_Grind kicks him

[06:16:18] <Dark_Quill> (WHAT THE FUCK)

[06:16:19] Ikea continues on with the friendship walk

[06:16:28] Flip_Farbeak limps onwards

[06:16:29] <Mary_ONette[Masked]> "File: He should of listened he would gotten Valor back...."

[06:16:33] <Bob_GM> You all begin to gradually walk back to town

[06:16:35] Starlight_ [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonPnP

[06:16:41] <Bob_GM> Does anyone grab Dark?

[06:16:45] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[06:16:45] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[06:16:46] GoldenTouch laughs and cheerfully walks back toward town skipping  

[06:16:47] <Flip_Farbeak> [no

[06:16:47] <Fine_Grind> [nope]

[06:16:50] <GoldenTouch> >-5

[06:16:52] Starlight_ follows Golden.

[06:17:00] Ikea holds up a bit and helps Flip walk "Right, let's not let that setback stop the friendship train! No breaks!"

[06:17:06] <Bob_GM> Dark gets 1 HP of shame damage for rolling out of turn

[06:17:16] <Flip_Farbeak> "Thank you Ike"

[06:17:30] <Fine_Grind> [any dammage he gets is shame dammage]

[06:17:31] Starlight [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds

[06:17:37] Starlight_ [[email protected]] is now known as Starlight

[06:17:48] <Ikea> "Of course, Flips, can't let new freinds limp along like that...."

[06:17:49] <Starlight> "Friendship is a beautiful thing."

[06:17:50] <Dark_Quill> (I hate you all for thsi)

[06:18:00] <Flip_Farbeak> [we hate you too

[06:18:01] GoldenTouch puts foreleg around star and smiles "Yes it is....yes it is..."

[06:18:15] <Bob_GM> I believe you have all learned an important lesson about friendship today on this friendship walk.

[06:18:31] <Bob_GM> Namely, Dark was solely responsible for ALL the optional encounters

[06:18:32] <Flip_Farbeak> [I think so. Thank you based Bobbery

[06:18:39] <Aoyin> [>they just leave someone bleeding in the forest]

[06:18:42] <Ikea> [Dear Princess Celestia..]

[06:18:43] <Aoyin> [Welp]

[06:18:44] <Fine_Grind> [thanks bob]

[06:19:00] <Bob_GM> Does ANYONE grab Dark

[06:19:08] <Bob_GM> Just asking one more time

[06:19:10] <GoldenTouch> [bob let me roll]

[06:19:12] <GoldenTouch> [pls]

[06:19:20] <Fine_Grind> [sometimes people are assholes and deserve to be left in the forest]

[06:19:21] <Bob_GM> Mmkay

[06:19:24] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for good conscious

[06:19:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[06:19:30] GoldenTouch shrugs "Nope"

[06:19:49] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for evil concious

[06:19:49] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[06:20:02] <Starlight> *Golden is True Neutral

[06:20:17] GoldenTouch has a neurtral concious and goes and drags him along, hitting every rock on the way

[06:20:31] GoldenTouch is the hero of time....so he must do this

[06:20:43] Ikea subtly kicks a few extra rocks in his path

[06:20:50] <Flip_Farbeak> [golden why

[06:20:58] <Bob_GM> Dark, roll

[06:21:05] <Dark_Quill> !roll d20

[06:21:05] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[06:21:14] <Dark_Quill> (???l

[06:21:19] <GoldenTouch> [Flip....being the hero of time is not easy....but its a job none the less....]

[06:21:27] <Bob_GM> You avoid 18 rocks... But 2 hit your genitalia for pride damage.

[06:21:38] <Bob_GM> No HP damage though

[06:21:42] <Dark_Quill> (What)

[06:22:00] GoldenTouch [[email protected]] is now known as GoldenLink

[06:22:00] <Flip_Farbeak> [can we all just ignore darks presence

[06:22:40] Fine_Grind [[email protected]] is now known as Fine_Navi

[06:23:00] <Bob_GM> [BOYS AND GIRLS, LADIES ANG GENTS, FUN PEOPLE AND DARK, I SINCERELY HOPE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAD FUN ON THIS FRIENDSHIP WALK.  IF YOU MAY PLEASE EXIT TO YOUR LEFT, THE CLINIC WOULD BE HAPPY TO SUPPLY YOU WITH FREE HEALTHCARE, PROVIDED BY 4CANNON.  TELL YOUR FRIENDS!]

[06:23:18] <Bob_GM> [THIS HAS CONCLUDED BOB'S WILD RIDE 5.  THANK YOU VERY MUCH.]