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Do You Wanna Build a Bjorgman?

By: IceGoddess5ever on Dec 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.91 KB  |  hits: 343  |  expires: Never
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  1. Do you wanna build a Bjorgman?
  2. Come back to bed and play!
  3. You never finish anymore
  4. Do you need more?
  5. Get over here and stay!
  6.  
  7. This used to be exciting,
  8. Now it's routine
  9. I wish you would tell me why?
  10.  
  11. Do you wanna build a Bjorgman?
  12. ...it doesn't have to be a Bjorgman! (waves condom)
  13.  
  14. K: I'm...tired, Anna
  15. Okay fine!
  16.  
  17.  
  18. Do you wanna build a Bjorgman?
  19. Or pound my back against the wall!
  20. I think some cuddle-time is overdue,
  21. I've started schlicking to my photos of your balls!
  22.  
  23. Hang in there boys!
  24.  
  25. It gets a little lonely,
  26. All these hollow tubes,
  27. Vibrating as I go cry!
  28.  
  29. Vrrr vrrr vrr vrr vrrr vrrr ungh uuuuhhhhhh
  30.  
  31. ...Kristoff?
  32.  
  33. Please, you know I'm horny,
  34. People are asking why I'm red
  35. They say, 'you're shaking'
  36. and I try not to,
  37. This empty bed won't do
  38. just come right in
  39.  
  40. We only have each other,
  41. It's just you and me, right?
  42.  
  43. When are we gonna screw?
  44.  
  45. Do you want to build a Bjorgman?
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