Title:           Dem birds
Author:          Hyperher0
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/G09AAbmE
First Edit:      Thursday 5th of April 2012 01:35:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 5th of April 2012 01:35:09 PM CDT

>Middle of night, you're asleep.
>Hear something smack into your house.
>Slip out of bed, turn on your lantern, and go downstairs to investigate.
>See Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Spitfire eating your bread and wine.
>Pick up Newspaper and start hitting them on the head until they leave.
>They're getting bolder and bolder.