Title:           Dead-end office job
Author:          Hyperher0
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jgd5ArFa
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of April 2012 05:00:39 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of April 2012 05:00:39 PM CDT

>Work in dead-end job at office.
>Make it to your tiny cubicle.
>Log on to office computer.
>see this: http://e621.net/post/show/195036/balls-blush-equine-female-flower-friendship_is_mag
>Scream like a girl and punch your computer.
>Entire room goes silent, as you whimper at the glass lodged in your hand.
>Boss escorts you into his office and throws out out of his window ten stories to the ground.
>He wasn't even mad.