Title:           Fedoras - Bad ending
Author:          HugeFPRMF
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First Edit:      Saturday 7th of September 2013 04:40:09 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of September 2013 04:40:09 PM CDT

>You are Anon.
>strolling down the streets of ponyville with nothing to do you hear Rarity call for you.
>"Hey Anonymous! come over here would you?" She is standing outside the doorstep to her shop or the so called botique, whatever.
>As you approach her you notice her glee full expression.
"What's up Rarity?"
>"Oh anonymous, i think I've finally done it, the thing that will make the world see my brilliant designs!"
"And you want me to see it?"
>"not only see it darling, wear it yourself!"
"Wear it? Rarity, if this another one of those saddle belt thing i swear to go.."
>"not that! this is something completely new and fresh, and it will change the fashion world as we know it!"
"Ok?"
>Come in and see for yourself, i even made a prototype model for you."
>you follow Rarity into her boutique going past other rooms and such and into her workshop.
>As you enter she forcefully puts something on your head it and it blinds you until you tilt it upwards.
>It's some form hat it seems.
>"do you like it?" her glee full expression widens.
"It somewhat fits but it feels weird wearing it."
>It's work in progress my dear, that is just one of the many models I've created.
>She approaches a rope next to a stage curtains."
>"This is what i have been talking about my dear."
>She pulls the rope and the curtains slide to the side."
>as you see her creation your blood pressure immediately rises.
>there are a couple of pony doll models each with their own type of hat with a little different style.
"R-rarity!"
>"Yes, darling?"
"Did you just put one of those things on my head?!"
>"Why yes i did, do you like it?"
>you run for the closest mirror in her workshop and see one of the abominations on top of your head.
>Immediately slapping it off like a very poisonous spider from Australia climbing up your arm you take a step back from the hat. face full of fear and confusion.
>I-is something wrong anonymous? don't you like it?"
"This can't be happening." You whisper under your breath.
>"What are you talking about anonymous?" you turn to the models and walk behind them and look over the different six different types of deadly sins, with the seventh being on the floor.
>"If you don't like the style i can change it a bit."
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT RARITY." Rarity takes a step back in fear of your out burst.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE RARITY?!"
>"c-changed the fashion world as we know it?"
"Haha! changed it you have, but not for the greater good!"
>"What ever are you talking about anonymous?"  
"FEDORAS!" you point at the first fedora on the line up."
"FEDORA!" you point at the next hat in the line up and you keep going.
"FEDORA, MOUNTAIN FEDORA, FLAT FEDORA, ROUND FEDORA. FESTIVAL FEDORA." pointing on the last one being on the floor."
>"F-fedoras darling?" she takes a step forward.
"These are fedoras Rarity. I had hopes that this would never happen but it did."
>"Wait! i've never seen these kinds of hats before. how can you know about them but not me?"
>approaching the first chair in the workshop you sit down as if you've found out that your wife has been knocked up by your best friend and that she is leaving you.
"I've seen this before Rarity, in my world that is."
>Your world anonymous?"
"Have i ever told you about the mistakes humankind has done Rarity? the way i see it Rarity it will happen again here, if we don't do something about this Rarity."
>"M-mistakes? it couldn't have been that bad anonymous? were talking about new types of hats here."
"Might as well be a different type of bomb that will destroy many life's Rarity."
>"B-bomb?"
"One person is enough to change the world as we know it Rarity. remember discord? this could probably be one of his creations.
>"But discord is a being of chaos anonymous!"
"AND THIS ISN'T?" Rarity's expression is a mix of fear and confusion.
"I can see it Rarity. first it might become a huge hit or it WILL BECOME ONE THAT LASTS! Ponies walking down streets with fedoras. it will be very popular, everyone is wearing one and they will go on and on about the different types they have in their closet.
>"B-but that's the point anon! they will be talking about my hats! wearing them!"
"Do you hate your life Rarity?"
"W-what are you talking about?"
"Do you hate me Rarity? do you hate your friends? your family? DO YOU HATE FASHION?"
>"O-of course i love my work, my friends and family!"
>getting up from the chair you approach the models. picking up one after one until all the models are naked. approaching the last one on the floor you bend over to add it couples under your arm.
"If you do then you will do as i say."
>"What are you going to do?"
"WE! Rarity, what we are going to do."
>"What?"
"There is no time Rarity. go get spike and come back here with him as fast as possible."
"O-ok." in a flash she teleports herself out of your sight.
>Walking out of the shop you head for her fireplace and throw the fedoras in there. there a couple of logs nearby and you throw it in there as well. when you are done you undress yourself only leaving your shoes boxers and socks on and throwing your clothes into the fireplace with everything else.
>heading back to the workshop you go over here desk and drawers and going over the rest of her workshop trying to find the blue-prints for the fedoras but not being able to find it anything.
>"Anon! I'm back with Spike, and is also here Twilight."
>turning to the door you see Rarity, Spike and Twilight.
"Where is it Rarity?"
>"Where is what Anon? and why are you undressed?"
"My clothes made direct contact with the fedoras Rarity, now. where are the blue-prints?"
>"Blue-prints? I don't have any anonymous, when i woke up today i just got the idea and started working on it immediately."
"So no one else knows about this then?"
>"No."
"Good, then we can begin. Spike i need you to start the fire, your magical breath. we don't have any time to mess around.
>"Start a fire for what?" twilight says
"The fucking fire to burn up the fedoras of course."
>As you head out the door way and to the room with the fireplace twilight speaks up.
>"Fedoras? what are is that?"
"It would be for the best if you didn't know."
>you rush to the fireplace with everyone right behind you behind.
"Spike i need you lit the fire, it need to be burned and fast!"
>"Anon, why are you clothes in the fireplace?" spike approaches.
>with spike approaching and facing the fireplace you step on his tail.
>he burps out a huge green flame and it lits up the like a bonfire.
>"ouch! why did you do that?" Spike goes over his tail.
"I'm sorry spike but there is big things at stake here."
>As you watch the fire burn everyone gathers around the fireplace.
>"I can't believe you just burned my hats anonymous."
"I'm sorry Rarity, it had to be done." Twilights looks up to you.
>"Hats? the emergency was hats?"
"It's a long human history Twilight, and hopefully a short pony one."
>You all watch the fire go normally. and after a little while everything vanishes.
"It's done." you take a seat on the couch. the fireplace is in Rarity's living room.
>"Anon." Twilight approaches you.
"What is it Twilight?"
>"Spikes fire breath is a little bit special."
>Oh fuck.
"Are you saying that the hats are not destroyed?"
>"No, they were directly sent to Princess Celestia."
>You faint on the spot when Twilight is done talking.
 
- Meanwhile at Canterlot Castle
 
>"What do you think of this one Luna?" Celestia says
>"I don't know what to say Sister. they all fit us perfectly."
>Celestia and Luna are looking at a huge mirror trying on all of the fedoras.
>"It was kind of Twilight to send us these hats. I've been meaning to change my wardrobe, It has been untouched for a couple of hundred years."
>"What a great idea Sister! i think i will begin with my own wardrobe, and i think i know where to start."
>As Celestia and Luna talk to each other about the fedoras and how well they fit, a certain statue is beginning to crack in the garden of Canterlot castle.
 
- Bad ending