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Sunrise

By: Hugboxfag on Jun 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.80 KB  |  hits: 225  |  expires: Never
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  1. >it's early in the morning
  2. >you woke up way earlier than normal, at about five thirty
  3. >you decide to start the day off in your hammock, drinking coffee
  4. >as you finish your drink, you hear some squealing from over the fence
  5. >you slowly get up and peek over
  6. >a bright yellow unicorn is being attacked by a large group of ferals
  7. >almost instinctively, you hop the fence and rush over to help
  8. >you begin to hear what the fluffies are saying
  9. >"Nuuu! Nu hewt Cwawe! Hewp!"
  10. >"Dummy fwuffy! We wan get wid of you!"
  11. >"We give you spechul huggies!"
  12. >"Kiww hew! Kiww hew!"
  13. >you've never seen such violent fluffies before
  14. >you grab them all by the scruff and hurl them away
  15. >normally, you don't hurt fluffies
  16. >you'll make an exception this time
  17. >they go soaring away, yelling all about the "dummy hooman munster"
  18. >you kneel down and lift up "Clare"
  19. >"Hooman? You hewp Cwawe?"
  20. >"Of course. Who were those ponies?"
  21. >"Owd hewd. Dey no wike Cwawe an wan hewt her."
  22. >"Well, you're safe, now."
  23. >she shakes her head
  24. >"Nu. Cwawe no safe. Cwawe nevah safe."
  25. >"What do you mean? I'll take care of you."
  26. >she shakes her head again
  27. >"You no take cawe of Cwawe. No hooman take cawe of me."
  28. >"Stop that. You're fine now."
  29. >Clare points off to the right, and your eyes follow her hoof
  30. >you see a brilliant sunrise, more beautiful than any sunrise you've ever seen
  31. >"Sunwise mean bye-bye."
  32. >you slowly feel Clare become lighter and lighter
  33. >you swear you can almost see through her now
  34. >"Bye-bye, hooman."
  35. >she begins to shine until it hurts to look at her
  36. >and then she's gone
  37. >she just vanished
  38. >you look for her again the following morning, but to no avail
  39. >no matter how much you search, you can never find her again
  40. >but every morning you get up and watch the sunrise
  41. >it's gets prettier everyday
  42. >just for you, and nobody else