Title: Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 4 Author: Hugboxfag Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/tLyRvpk5 First Edit: Friday 1st of June 2012 10:21:29 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 1st of June 2012 10:21:29 AM CDT >a couple more months pass after her casts come off >during this time, you begin to wonder more about the outburst she had >she hasn’t had another one, and you’re not sure exactly why >did she learn her lesson, is she afraid of losing her muffins, is she afraid of you, what? >you somewhat regret going so easy on her >you’re beginning to regret a lot of things >like how you spent so much money on the prosthetic leg when you could’ve made one, or even repaired it on your own >or how all that money could’ve gone to a fluffy charity or something >instead of helping a bunch of fluffies, you helped one >you just want to be a good owner, but you’re not sure what to do >you look up tips online, but you don’t find much about PTSD fluffies >speaking of the PTSD, the flashbacks are becoming less and less frequent >you think she’s finally opening up to humans again >your friend came over the other day, and she kind of avoided him >since you were with him most of the time, she must’ve figured he was okay >she asked him to play with her, give her food, the usual stuff >it’s good to know she’s getting back to normal >whatever her normal is >she says she’s Derpy, and she looks like Derpy >but she doesn’t act much like Derpy >as your friend pointed out, she has a much better vocabulary than other fluffies, and it certainly seems like Derpy of all ponies wouldn’t have that >the thought makes you feel uneasy for some reason, but you have bigger issues >like the flying >you finally taught her how to use her wings >she can’t get more than an inch or two off of the ground, but she’s ecstatic >she can fly for about two seconds before she smacks back down >this hasn’t stopped her from doing crazy things, though >she jumped off of the porch yesterday and smacked into the grass >she gave herself a nosebleed, but that healed itself up >she knocked over a lamp, but it landed on top of her >there’s now a bruise on her back >and today was the worst by far >she went up the stairs, and grabbed a bunch of clothes >she stepped on the pile of clothes and flapped up to the railing >and then she jumped off and landed on a wall-mounted lightbulb, shattering it >she started crying about her “hawt ouchies” and “weggie boo-boo juice” >she got a mild shock that singed her fluff and cut her front legs >you clipped off the burnt fur and wrapped each leg in a giant cotton bandage >she’s afraid of scissors, it seems >the fluff grows back in no time, but the bandages stay for a few more days >the prosthetic leg is no longer a problem >after you gave her a stern warning, she takes many precautions to not damage it >she lands on her front hooves when she falls, and kicks things with the real back leg >you taught yourself how to repair the straps on your own >turns out it’s incredibly simple, and they’re intended to break so the cheap-ass can get more cash >turns out the plastic was made to shatter from a small fall as well >you remove the fluff from the prosthetic, and layer it with a bunch of fleece, cotton balls, whatever you can get your hands on >you’re no MacGyver, but at least it works >you slip the fur cover back on, and Derpy tells you all about how it “make weggie wahm” >she can do whatever she wants with it now, and she makes the most of it >she runs around a lot more and is generally much more eager to play “weggie games” >you head back to that cheap-ass vet and steal some of the pet care magazines because fuck him >you skim through them, but you don’t find anything particularly interesting or helpful >you decide to hold on to them, anyways >you figure you might need them later >all things considered, Derpy's probably gonna hurt herself in ways you can't even imagine >you can picture it now >getting tied up in a ball of yarn, jumping off of the bed face first, getting smooshed with heavy objects >ugh, that last one was pretty dark >either way, you put them in your bedroom for later >I mean, hey, maybe you'll need to know how to treat an overactive thyroid sometime