Title: Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 3 Author: Hugboxfag Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/VxbCM4Fq First Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 10:39:33 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 31st of May 2012 10:39:33 PM CDT >it's been two months since you found Derpy >you've been giving her muffins to encourage her to work as hard as she can to walk all around >she's finally gotten the hang of it, and can walk a bit slower than the average fluffy >but today is the day the casts come off >"Come on, Derpy! We're going to get your wings fixed up!' >"Wingies gon work! Yay!" >the two of you drive to the vet's, while Derpy tells you all about what she's gonna do when her casts come off >"Dewpy gon fwy and use wingies!" >she chants this the entire ride there >you accompany her into the doctor's office >he takes out that oversized pizza cutter known as the cast remover >"Nuuuu! Dat ting gon hewt Dewpy!" >"Calm down, Derpy. It won't hurt." >the doctor tells he all about how it works to try and ease her tension >it doesn't work >you hold her front hoof as the doctor places the tool on the cast >she winces and tries to pull away, but you use your other hand to stop from moving >the thing starts up, making that annoying buzzing noise >Derpy lets out a squeal and tosses about, screaming about the "scawy munster sound" >you move your hand to pat her back, but she uses the opportunity to run away >you should've expected this >she reaches the edge of the table she's on >it's not like she can go anywhere >she's not fast, she can't fly, and the door's closed >you go to grab her >you're as slow and careful as you can possibly be >but she decides to hop off of the table >she lands with a loud crack >you're hoping that she didn't break another bone >you look and see her dragging herself along on three legs >she snapped the straps off the prosthetic >goddamnit, that's going to cost you at least $50 from that cheap-ass vet >you can't repair shit like that on your own >you walk over and pick up Derpy >"NUUUUU! DEWPY NO WAN HEWT! SCAWY MUNSTER HOOMAN WAN HEWT DEWPY! HEWWWWWWP! HEWP DEWPY!" >you're not sure if she's having more flashbacks or if she's afraid of you >you settle on flashbacks >the doctor looks at you >"I can give her the sedative for an extra $25." >"Would you just cut off the fucking cast before I do it myself?!" >eventually, you two manage to get the casts off >Derpy's visibly shaken by the sounds of you two telling her to shut up combined with the loud whirr of the cast remover >you hand the cheap-ass his money for the replacement straps and medical fees >on the drive home, Derpy just stares out the window, watching the rain pour >she turns to you, and must see the angry look on your face >"Dewpy sowwy." >"Thanks." >"Dewpy no wan daddeh mad. Dewpy wuv daddeh. Dewpy juss..." >she trails off, looking for the right words >"You thought I was your old daddy, didn't you." >she nods, a couple tears going down her cheeks >"It's okay. I'm sorry I yelled at you so loudly." >"Dewpy wuv daddeh." >you give her a short cuddle and she sits back down >"So. Your wings are fixed." >she looks at you, with the same stupid grin she gave when you made the muffins >"Wingies no gone?!" >she thought the doctor was cutting off her wings >oh shit, she thought you were holding her down while he cut off her wings >no wonder she was so terrified >"No. Your wingies are still right there." >she starts saying nothing incoherent excitement >you get back to the house and open her car door >instead of waiting for you to come and get her like she always does, she tries to fly to you >the rain mats down her feathers and she falls a foot or two >"Daddeh! Wingies no wuk!" >you walk over and see her, soaking wet, lying on the ground, crying >you pick her up and take her inside >she's gone from sad to pissed off >"Meanies make Dewpy no fwy! Why Dewpy no fwy! Dewpy wan fwy! Dewpy wan fwy!" >she shouts this to nobody as you dry her off with a towel >"Derpy, you can't fly in the rain. Stop being such a brat about this." >she puffs her cheeks out at you >"Dewpy no bwat! Daddeh bwat!" >she's starting to piss you off >"Derpy. Stop. You can fly all you want when I'm done. But if you keep this up, you won't be allowed to use your wings." >"Daddeh can teww Dewpy wah to do! Dewpy fwy aww awoun hou-" >"I'll take away your muffins, too. No more muffins. Ever." >that shuts her up instantly >why is she being so bratty all of a sudden? >you understand being upset about the whole "not flying right away" thing, but can't she just wait? >it's just fluffies being fluffies, you suppose >just like toddlers, they throw fits and tantrums >you've heard of them doing that when they don't get what they want >just like kids >in a few minutes, you've got her completely dried off >"Go on, Derpy. Go fly. But don't talk to daddy like that ever again. Okay?" >she nods and starts flapping her wings >she hops off of your lap and plops to the ground >using the wings is going to take some practice too, it seems