Title:           Fluffy Dash and Fluffyshy: Chapter 3
Author:          Hugboxfag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/eiZ6qJAQ
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of July 2012 07:36:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of July 2012 07:36:31 PM CDT

>you are Fluffy Dash, once more
>today is the day
>not spaghetti day
>not your birthday
>but THE day
>the day where you go outside all alone
>daddy only lets you play outside when he’s home, and even then he only stays out for an hour or two before you have to go back inside
>but today, you’ve prepared
>you stopped the safe room door from closing with your shaky stick
>daddy calls it a rattle
>you’ve set up a little pillow pile at the bottom of the stairs so you don’t get hurt when you jump down
>and, most importantly, you’ve fashioned all of your toys with wires into a long hook, perfect for unlocking doors
>oh, wait
>you would’ve done that, if you weren’t a fluffy pony
>silly you, that’s just not possible!
>no, daddy just forgot to close the door today
>you push it open with your face
>it’s really hard, but you use all your might and it opens
>you look down the long staircase
>you would be scared
>but you’re Fluffy Dash!
>the bravest fluffy pony ever!
>unfortunately, Fluffyshy doesn’t feel the same
>she doesn’t want to go outside
>”Dasii! Yuu bad fwuffy! Daddeh say “no go ouwsii”! Onwy dummy fwuffy go ouwsii!”
>dummy?
>DUMMY?
>”Fwuffysii! Yuu meanie fwuffy! Yuu caw Dasii dummy fwuffy! Dasii no dummy fwuffy! Yuu dummy! Yuu scawdy fwuffy!”
>she hears your words and begins to cry into her hooves
>”S-sowwy, Dasii! No mean c-caw yuu dummy fwuffy! F-Fwuffysii juss no wan go ouwsii! No dummy Dasii! Dummy ouwsii! Ouwsii scawy! Munstas ouwsii dat wan gif biggest ouchies Fwuffysii and Dasii!”
>she sobs some more
>you feel really bad for making her cry
> “Sowwy, Fwuffysii. Umm…wan come ouwsii wif Dasii?”
>she looks at you, her eyes pleading
>”Dasii! Yuu gon’ geh eateh by munstahs! Fwuffysii no wan Dasii geh eateh!”
>you don’t want to be eaten, either
>but you’ll make sure that doesn’t happen
>”Dasii no afwaih of munstahs. Munstahs dummies! Dasii gif big ouchies munstahs!”
>she gasps
>”Dasii hewt munstahs?”
>you nod and give a few practice kicks to the air
>”Biggest ouchies evah! Make munstahs sweep fuhevah!”
>Fluffyshy gets to her hooves
>”O-otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii hewp!”
>”Yuu bwave fwuffy! Good fwuffy!”
>she beams and follows you over to the stairs
>you step down them and get to the bottom
>Fluffyshy is still at the top
>”Fwuffysii! Huwwy!”
>she squeaks
>”Dasii! Too high! Wan daddeh!”
>daddy always carries the two of you down the stairs
>”Fwuffysii, daddeh no hewe! Come!”
>she hides her face with her hooves
>”N-no! Scawy munstah staiws! Daddeh! DADDEH!”
>she’s such a scaredy-cat
>uh, scaredy-fluffy
>”Yuu no bwave, Fwuffysii.”
>you begin to walk away
>but then you hear a bunch of thumps and Fluffyshy is right next to you
>”Ouchies…Fwuffysii am bwave?”
>”Um…yeah. Yuu bwave.”
>it’s not exactly brave to just tumble down the stairs, but you’ll do anything to get her to come with you
>”Come! We goin’ ouwsii!”
>the two of you approach the back door
>since it’s made of glass, you can see what’s outside
>grass
>flowers       
>sunshine
>you know what’s outside, you’ve been there before
>but it seems so much more beautiful today
>Fluffyshy’s jaw is agape
>”S-so pwetty…”
>you have to agree on that one
>the door is open slightly
>”Fwuffysii! Hewp push!”
>you push with all your might, but the door just won’t open
>that’s probably because it’s a sliding glass door, but you don’t know that
>you’re just a fluffy
>”Otay! Fwuffysii hewp!”
>she slams right into your side, sending you sprawling across the floor
>oh no!
>you hit your nose off of the floor real hard and now you’re bleeding!
>you almost cry
>but you’re Fluffy Dash
>bravest fluffy pony ever!
>you instead get angry
>”Fwuffysii…”
>she’s not listening to you
>”Dasii! Wook! Dowh open!”
>sure enough, the door has opened a few inches
>suddenly, you get an idea
>”Fwuffysii! Puss again!”
>”No! No wan hewt Dasii moh! Yuu haf boo-boo juice!”
>you wipe it off
>”Oh! Boo-boo juice gone! Otay, Dasii! Fwuffysii puss!”
>she rams into you again
>you don’t bleed again
>but now the door is opened!
>the two of you rush outside, and you give Fluffyshy a big hug for a job well done
>onto the grass you go!
>the grass is warm today, and it tickles your fluff
>a butterfly comes along and lands on Fluffyshy’s nose
>she giggles and plays with it before it flys away
>”Bye-bye wingie fwend! Wuv yuu!”
>you sit down
>man, being outside is boring
>you decide to go back inside, and Fluffyshy goes with you
>you go back to the saferoom and you and her play with your toys before taking a nap together
>being outside is boring without daddy
>/shaggy dog story