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Fluffies in Equestria 2.5

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  1. Fluffies in Equestria 2.5: Five-Minute Dash
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  3. >you are Rarity, a fashionista of sorts, working diligently at the Canterlot Boutique, your very own dressmaking salon
  4. >of course, your tiny fluffy pony helpers are at your aid
  5. >”Fwuffy bwing wahm cwoff, mummah!”
  6. >oh, he’s just brought you a patch of wool
  7. >simply adorable
  8. >you take the swatch, and thank the fluffy
  9. >as you begin to incorporate it into your newest dress design, a thought enters your mind
  10. >a fairly devious one, at that
  11. >”Fluffy! Oh, Fluffy! Can you come back here for a moment?”
  12. >sure enough, the fluffy toddles back over to you
  13. >”Hewwo, mummah!”
  14. >”Why, hello, dearie. Say, I was just admiring your lovely little fluffy coat…”
  15. >you tousle his fluff a bit, causing him to giggle
  16. >”…and Mumma was just wondering if she could possibly have some.”
  17. >”Wan’ take fwuff?”
  18. >”Well, I would be using it to make my clothes, of course! It wouldn’t bother you a tad if some of it went missing, would it?”
  19. >”…Nu.”
  20. >”Oh, that is simply marvelous! I’ll get to work straight away!”
  21. >you begin to snip and shear at the fluffy’s, um, fluff, taking great care to keep it all in one piece, as though it were a pelt
  22. >when you’re finally finished, you hold the fluff up to your snout and nearly swoon
  23. >”This is the softest material I’ve ever worked with! Thank you oh-so-very-much, my little fluf-“
  24. >you finally catch sight of what a sheared fluffy looks like
  25. >”…Wha’ wong, mummah? Why fwuffy cowd?”
  26. >”Oh…it’s…nothing. Nothing at all.”
  27. >while in your state of shock, you drape the tiny coat back over the fluffy and give sow it up near the bottom
  28. >”Fankies, mummah!”
  29. >”Don’t mention it. Seriously, please never mention that again.”
  30. >note to self: never look at a shaved fluffy unless you know you’re ready for it
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