Title:           Ed & Chickun's Short Store Trip
Author:          HouseDatabase
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1DgEdAUt
First Edit:      Monday 10th of November 2014 02:16:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 10th of November 2014 02:16:06 AM CDT

(Ed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCO6smQrjJ8
>Ed gallops majestically along the road towards an unseen goal.
>And by majestically, it's closer to a fast-moving seizure.
>Chickun hangs on for dear life, shouting something about wanting off the ride.
>No time for that now, the Co-op is just on the horizon.
>Ducking through traffic like a horse possessed, he reaches the parking lot in record time.
Chickun, you go and get the breads and drinks, I'll get the vegetables and dairy.
 
(Chickun)
Fine!
 
I got 3 gallons of chocolate milk
20 apples
5 carrots
And 6 pounds of horse jizz
 
(Ed)
>After letting Chickun down, Ed canters into the Co-op and begins pressing through the crowd towards the vegetables.
>Before shopping, Ed conceals his face with an old sombrero, so nobody could tell he was a horse.
>Haggling, bribing, and threatening his way to fresh produce, Ed procures a variety of vegetables.
>Eventually, the horse made his way to a man selling eggs.
>The man was hispanic, and easily saw that something was under that sombrero.
>"Why are you wearing a sombrero, senor? You're inside."
Uh... I have a horrible face disfiguration?
>"Wait a minute... are you a ho-"
>Before the hispanic gentlemen can finish his question, Ed sucker punches (kicks?) him and runs away with a carton of eggs.
>Charging out into the parking lot, Ed quickly scoops Chickun onto his back.
There's no time to explain! Come with me if you want to live!
>Ed flees to the nearest bus station, and gets on a bus home, because Ed is not an athletic horse.
>The stallion calmly trots up to the front door and lets Chickun down.
Guys, I don't have time to explain, but I need to get rid of some tequila.
Also, we have groceries