Title:           Kissing Booth (Shining Armor)
Author:          Horses213
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First Edit:      Sunday 13th of April 2014 03:35:04 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 13th of April 2014 03:35:04 AM CDT

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>Day kissing booths in Equestria
>You are Anon, and you've decided to wander around Ponyville on your day off.
>You see a small group of ponies gathered around some tables.
>A yard sale maybe?
>Do ponies have yard-sales?
>You decide to take a closer look.
>Upon further inspection, the ponies are all gathered around kissing booths.
>You hadn't seen those things in forever, you didn't even know they did this in Equestria.
>1 Bit = 1 Kiss
>You check your pockets, you have exactly one bit.
>Well, normally not your thing, but might as well take a look at the ponies running the operation.
>You see a familiar face.
>An idea comes to mind.
>Oh man, this is too good to pass up.
 
>You approach the booth to the far right.
>Both the mares stationed there seem to prepare themselves for some business.
>Ha, fat chance.
>You walk right up to your bro.
"Hey there Shining Armor, what's up?"
>"Oh, hey Anon. We're still on for drinks Saturday night, yeah?"
"You know it."
>You and Shining Armor exchange a fist bump.
"So, how's 'business' going? What exactly are you doing here anyways? Get any cute mares yet?"
>Shining Armor glances over his shoulder at Cadance, who is returning his gaze with a scowl.
>"Uh, it's for charity. I'm here as more of a publicity thing."
>He leans in a little closer.
>"And yes, there have been a couple of cuties, but we can save that story for a different time."
>Another fist bump is exchanged.
 
>Time to set your plan into action.
"Alright, Shining Armor, here's your bit."
>You slide a bit across the counter to Shining Armor with a devilish smirk on your face.
>He starts to laugh.
>"Haha, good one Anon. But I really should get back to work."
>You replace the smirk on your face with a more serious look.
"Oh, I wasn't aware you had the right to deny me service, pretty sure that the sign reads '1 Bit = 1 Kiss'"
>Shining Armor starts to look more panicked.
>"Come on Anon, enough with the jokes, you have a line behind you."
"I paid my bit. Kiss me."
>You pucker out your lips towards Shining Armor in an exaggerated manner.
>"Anon, people are starting to stare..."
>You take note of the curious look on Cadance's face.
>Already worth it.
"I'm not leaving until I get my money's worth."
>"Look, if this is about me embarrassing you in front of that mare at the bar last week, I was drunk, and I already apologized, in fact, she's running a booth here right now, maybe you could..."
>You cut him off.
"Enough stalling."
>The expression on Shining Armor's face falls.
>You once again lean forward.
>This time your lips are met with a quick, moist, peck.
>Oh my god he actually did it.
>You break lips with Shining Armor in a fit of laughter.
>You're not sure which is better, the look of disgust on your bro's face, or the look of shock on Cadance's face.
>You finally manage to force a few words out through your fit of laughter.
"No homo bro."
>And with that you get the fuck out of there.
>Totally worth it.