Title:           ONE SHOT
Author:          HomoNovus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/d7WV8j3s
First Edit:      Tuesday 19th of February 2013 07:16:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 19th of February 2013 07:16:20 PM CDT

>Its the dead of night. You've had an exhausting and awkward day of mares and the odd stallion making moves on you.
>Why are you considered so attractive to them?
>No time to dwell on that. Sleep.
>You start to drift off to sleep when the phone starts to ring.
>Startled you nearly fall out of your bed. You walk towards your phone, slightly out of breath because of the sudden pull out of your reprieve.
>You pick up the phone and ask "Hello?"
>"Anon its Twilight, I had that weird dre- wait why are you breathing funny? *GASP* ARE YOU MASTURBATING ANON? CAN I HELP?
>She tends to jump to conclusions quite often.
 
>No Twilight you just- "I'LL BE RIGHT OVER ANON, DONT YOU WORRY, I'LL GET YOU UNBACKED UP IN NO TIME.
>She doesnt put down the phone properly and you hear her frantic breathing decrease as runs out of her library.
>God damnit Anon, this is not what you want after a stressful day, BRACE YOURSELF.
>Your door crash's open as Purplesmart herself comes running at you, horn blaring.
 
>You leap out of the way as she blast you magic that will probably make you either overly aroused, unable to resist, or both.
>You throw your lampshade at her head, knocking her off balance and hitting Fluttershy watching you through the bushes.
>Oh shit now two mares were in on this.
 
>She leap dashes into the house and forced you to the ground.
>"OH ANON, I'M SO GLAD YOU'VE DECIDED TO ACCEPT PONYVILLES LOVE.
>You are about to shout back at her when she covers your mouth with yellow hoof.
>Suddenly Twilight gets all panicky.
>"Anon... where is your boner? C'mon Anon, this joke isn't funny."
>Fluttershy is still hoof gagging you.
>"ANON. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. WHERE IS YOUR BONER ANON?"
>Fluttershy pulls her hoof away and throws herself in your face.
>"D-DO W-WE NEED TO S-S-STIMULATE IT ANON? HUH? DO WE DO WE DO WE?
>You headbutt yellowpink causing her to roll off into the corner.
>You angrily explain the situation to Twilight.
>"oh..."
 
 
>What was your dream anyway? You ask as you escort crazypurple out of your house.
>"I had that dream where Celestia made me into a alicorn. Pretty crazy dream huh?
>Good thing that never happened huh Twilight? Otherwise all your friends would die?
>"hehe yeah..."