Anon in Equestria 1

>You awaken from your rest.

>5 AM.

>You shouldn't be awake at 5 AM, that's only two hours of sleep.

>You get up, walk to the door, and open it.

>You are in the kitchen. You open the fridge. It appears to have lost power, but is still cold inside. You get out the jug of Kool-Aid, and take a swig. “Ahhhh...Liquid diabetes. Wonderful.”

>You turn to the window, and are surprised you did not see your new surroundings sooner.

>Outside you see multicolored winds whipping about, energy crackling across it.

>It reminds you of the tornado from the wizard of Oz. You blink, then rub your eyes.

>It's still there.

>You take another swig of Kool-Aid.

>You walk through the kitchen into the shabby living room, and open the front door.

>You Remember that you have to get the keys first.

>You walk into your father's room, quite glad he is still asleep. You doubt he would take some sort of cosmic/magical disturbance well. Grabbing the key to the front door off the nightstand, you walk back out, open it, and walk out onto the deck.

>You stare out across your new surroundings,  and notice another house.

>It's Dorothy's house. From The Wizard of Oz. She's on the doorstep, looking out, much like you are. The Wicked witch of the west flies by her.

>Then, suddenly, Dorothy's house is shot out of the tornado, along with the witch.

“That was odd.”

>Then you see it. A blue box. Spinning through the tornado. The door opens, and he looks out. The Doctor. THE MOTHERFUCKING DOCTOR.

>While nothing else since you woke up has been normal, this is off the charts.

> “Hey, uh, excuse me young man.” You're so caught up in the moment, you almost don't hear him address you. “Don't suppose you know where we are, do you?” Then he shakes his head, and seems to say something to himself.

>You watch Doctor Who. He probably said something like “No, of course you don't.”

>Before you or The Doctor can say anything more, your house lurches forward, towards the wall off the storm. As it moves, it hits the Tardis, knocking it out of the tornado with you and your home.

>As you exit the tornado, the Tardis and your home hit what seems like a barrier of some sort. It is rainbow colored. Your house slowly phases through it, appearing cartoon-like on the other side. The Tardis passes through much faster, as it is much smaller than your home. On the outside anyway. You stare at it as it falls away from the barrier, on the other side, also cartoonish looking.

>You recognize the art style. It looks sort of like Powerpuff Girls. Then it dawns on you. You look past the semi-transparent barrier, and sure enough, you recognize the landscape. Ponyville. Early in the morning, seemingly. You can tell from the angle at which you are looking at Ponyville that you are above Everfree forest.

>You edge closer to the barrier, very carefully, and reach towards it. You reach through. On your side, your hand appears as it always has. On the other, after you put it through, your hand is not a hand. It is a hoof. A pony hoof, just like any you would see in Friendship is Magic. Your hand....is a hoof. Logically, you realize if you pass through the barrier, you will likely turn into a pony. You will turn into a pony. YOU WILL TURN INTO A PONY. All in one day, you've met Doctor Who, Seen Dorothy and the Wicked Witch of the West, been transported to Equestria, and now you're gonna TURN INTO A PONY. This is the BEST DAY EVER. You elect to lean against the wall and wait, since you're absolutely fine with this, and you don't exactly have much choice in the matter anyway. Then you remember your father. He's not going to deal with this well. You pass through the barrier, and are a pony. Your home finishes falling through the barrier, and goes into free fall, as you predicted,  straight for the Everfree Forest.

>This Is gonna suck.

>BAD.

>You realize this may kill you.

>You begin to float up from the floor, from the speed at which your home is falling.

>You can see the tops of trees through your window. At least you weren't much higher up. Then there'd be no chance of survival, even though you are now a pony. Your house smashes into the ground, and you hurtle down to the floor, crashing through it, and into the ground. Everything goes black.