Title:           U/R - The Piss Warrior
Author:          HolytntDiver
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/m7CZG9Vp
First Edit:      Friday 21st of March 2014 09:17:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 21st of March 2014 09:17:41 PM CDT

>Be R kelly
>Snoopin around the local high school for them bitches
>Jump three fences and rape a security guard on the way in.
>Blend into the crowd, waiting for the perfect victim.
>"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, FLUTTERSHY PEED HERSELF!" I hear from down the hallway.
>African warrior instincts activate
>Sprint at Usain Bolt level speeds to the scene.
>Kill fourteen kids on the way, stealing wallets and jewelry as well.
>A circle has formed around the sacrifice.
>Come to a stop at the sight of her.
>Her skin is piss yellow, and the same colored liquid is running down her legs.
>My black schlong elongates to it's maximum 14 inch length, ripping through my traditional loin cloth.
>Drink piss stained panties and skirt for fuel.
>Bitches try to be sucking on my dick, but I blast them off with pressurized piss shots.
>Enact mating ritual.
"Ay yo shawty, u want sum fuk, girl?"
>"Um... I..." she says.
>Can't understand her whitespeak, take it as consent.
>Begin unleashing bladder, quickly soaking the girl.
>She's blown back and pinned to the ground under the torrent.
>Begin violently masturbating to her whimpers and cries.
>Cum explodes out, mixing with the piss to make a sticky white liquid like no other.
>Gallons of piss and semen mix at fatal velocity, tearing holes into the lockers.
>Let out a grunt of the mightiest gorilla in all of harlem.
>School destroyed.
>No survivors.
>Make a rap song about it.
>Make millions.
 
>Today was a good day for R kelly.