- >Be R kelly
- >Snoopin around the local high school for them bitches
- >Jump three fences and rape a security guard on the way in.
- >Blend into the crowd, waiting for the perfect victim.
- >"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, FLUTTERSHY PEED HERSELF!"
- >African warrior instincts activate
- >Sprint at Usain Bolt level speeds to the scene.
- >Kill fourteen kids on the way, stealing wallets and jewelry as well.
- >A circle has formed around the sacrifice.
- >Come to a stop at the sight of her.
- >Her skin is piss yellow, and the same colored liquid is running down her legs.
- >My black schlong elongates to it's maximum 14 inch length, ripping through my traditional loin cloth.
- >Drink piss stained panties and skirt for fuel.
- >Bitches try to be sucking on my dick, but I blast them off with pressurized piss shots.
- >Enact mating ritual.
- "Ay yo shawty, u want sum fuk, girl?"
- >"Um... I..."
- >Can't understand her whitespeak, take it as consent.
- >Begin unleashing bladder, quickly soaking the girl.
- >She's blown back and pinned to the ground under the torrent.
- >Begin violently masturbating to her whimpers and cries.
- >Cum explodes out, mixing with the piss to make a sticky white liquid like no other.
- >Gallons of piss and semen mix at fatal velocity, tearing holes into the lockers.
- >Let out a grunt of the mightiest gorilla in all of harlem.
- >School destroyed.
- >No survivors.
- >Make a rap song about it.
- >Make millions.
- >Today was a good day for R kelly.
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The Piss Warrior
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