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Pony Peace Day 4

By: HippyPony on Jan 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.32 KB  |  hits: 59  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Despite your intrusion into the... Scenario at hand, Spike and Rarity were awfully good sports.
  2. >You remain unscathed. You expected at least some sort of telekentic slam.
  3. >as a matter of fact, Rarity seemed to be rather relieved to her exposure
  4. >So relieved in fact she stripped out of the clothing and had spike finish off the tube on her.
  5. >whatever floats your boat, lady.
  6. >But you need Spike for the plan to work.  Upon hearing it, she squealed something about the idea being glamourous and wanted to help.
  7. >You descend the staircase carefully, to a machine gun of Twilight saying "I'm sorry!"
  8. >Collateral damage everywhere.  Cupcakes imprinted on the walls, cakes oozing off the ceiling.
  9. >You notice a pristine donut, frosting side up and sprinkles unrustled, has found itself a home around Twilight's horn.
  10. >You whisper to Spike and Rarity.
  11. "Leave it, it'll be funny."
  12. >You collect your companions and venture forth out of the shop.
  13. >You begin to make your way throughout the town, strolling toward Twilights tree.
  14. >You let Rarity and Spike in on the plan: compress and mail this wonderful gray haze to Celestia herself.
  15. >You run it over in your head, the scene playing in slow motion..
  16. >"Dear Princess Celestia."
  17. >A bomb made of pure, compressed reefer smoke detonates with enough force and weight to pour out of the tower like fog from dry ice.
  18. >Do not run, little ponies. Embrace your hungry fate.
  19. >Wait, would that mean spike would have to... burn smoke?
  20. >How the fuck would this work again?
  21.  
  22. >Rarity's frosting begins to dry a little, but remains as a coating that makes her glisten.
  23. >She looks like a frosted marshmallow.
  24. >Holy shit, she looks delicious.
  25. >Other ponies are taking note of this sparkley new change.
  26. >She's taking notice of the noticing.  And flaunting it.
  27. >She starts to sing a little, under her breath. "My flankshake brings all the colts to the barn."
  28. >Between chortlesnorts, your group vainly trying to keep it to themselves, there is a gentle clap during the home stretch to Twilight's home base.
  29. >It's then you realize it's Banana Strawberry. AKA, when not stoned, Fluttershy.
  30. >Her yellow-pink form is marred with small char marks and greasy soot.
  31. >Her hair is frazzled.  Her tail is still smoldering.
  32. Heeeeeeeeey Fluttershy.
  33. >She remains silent.  Rarity drips.
  34. >She trots up to you in a steady, purposeful bounce. She stops dead, looking up at you, and tilting her head. Her expression is flat and emotionless.
  35. >You do not yield an inch.
  36. >"You burnt my field."
  37. >Your eyes go between Donutlight and Banana Strawberry a few times.
  38. >Twilight takes two steps back, as if she knows something you aren't aware of.
  39. I'm... Sorry?
  40. >She turns around a moment, stepping out of your personal bubble.
  41. >You remain stalwart.
  42. >Your testicles, however, cringe under the weight of her rear hooves.
  43.  
  44. >at first, your reaction is that of amazement.
  45. >holy goddamn. That was an accurate hit. Her hooves were small enough to both fit between your legs and found their mark.
  46. >The combined force isn't enough to knock you over, but there is a loud thump.
  47. >The realization hits the others, with Spike the only one cringing from the scene.
  48. >Banana Strawberry has time to regain her footing and turn around.
  49. >It's then it sets in. Like some kind of ancient ninja pony maneuver, the pain arrives at your brain seconds later.
  50. >After the blackness clears, you realize you were temporarily foaming at the mouth.
  51. >Banana Strawberry is atop you now.  She's heavier than she looks.
  52. >She has the sweetest, most adorable smile on her face.
  53. >"You know. I've never had to bury anyp0ny but my old pets under the cottage trees."
  54. >You look around, for any kind of aid. You are paralyzed in an odd mixture of being stoned, and pain.
  55. >Spike is hiding behind Rarity, whom is frozen in shock. Do you even give a fuck, Ms. Glaze?
  56. >Donutlight is actually doing something, though. rather, trying.
  57. >Unfortunately, the donut is glowing. Not her horn.
  58. >apparently, the delicious ring is absorbing the spells she's trying to cast.
  59. >Damned by dessert. Whom would have known?
  60. >Banana Strawberry starts to "knead bread," akin to a cat on a blanket.
  61. >Only she's several dozen pounds more heavy and has hooves. And it's your ribs.
  62. >as you fade into unconsciousness once again, she chomps down on the hood and begins to flutter away with you, dragging your lifeless body along with her.