Title:           [FR] Hypnotics with Anon (COMPLETE)
Author:          Hipparion
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First Edit:      Monday 4th of July 2016 12:16:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 4th of July 2016 12:16:58 AM CDT

>Day hypnosis in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Currently residing in Twilight's grand library.
>Stupid castle and it's seemingly endless corridors.
>Anyways, you're scrounging for a book.
>A book that will finally end the repetitious chore you deal with everyday.
>Her.
>"Looking for a book, Anon?"
>A familiar voice rips you from your monologue.
>Twilight's voice almost makes you jump.
"Uh, I'm looking for a book about..."
>Fuck, this may sound bad.
"I'm looking for a book about hypnosis, you know anything good, er, informative?"
>Twilight's smile didn't dim, though a look of confusion did cross her face.
>"You want a spell book? I thought humans weren't magical, right?"
"That's right. I just need it for..."
>"I-is hypnosis your fetish, Anon?"
>...
>Well, at least now you don't have to answer Twilight's question.
"Hello to you too, Fluttershy, and n-"
>Wait.
>This could work.
"Congratulations Fluttershy. You finally got me. Hypnosis is my fetish."
>Her eyes widen in a mix of shock, surprise, and elation.
>"Twilight, do you have any books on hypnosis?"
>Twilight now looks very confused.
>"Um... did you just ask Anon what his fet-"
"Oh no Flutts, you got me all wrong."
"My fetish is hypnotizing people, or in this case..."
>You lean in to her ear.
>Time to seal the deal.
"You~."
>A fine mist of sexual horse pheromones fill the room.
>AKA: Fluttershy just totally squirted on Twilight's carpeted library floor.
>Said mare's face is hard to read at this point.
>The only thing you're picking up is unbridled rage.
>Huh.
 
>Twilight quickly magicked the two of you out of her castle, yelling Spike's name.
>Lel.
>Luckily for you, you got your book.
>The old tome is titled 'Hypnosis for Fags.'
>Fits the ticket.
"Alright Flutterbutt, we should head back to my place."
>A squee is your response.
>Today is gonna be a good day.
 
>Today is a bad day.
>You are Anon.
>The hypnosis...
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>While chanting, a bat flew into the room and tripped up your rhyme, causing you to say "bat" instead of "fuck off forever you crazy rapist."
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>You could leave her like this, but the thought of a bat Fluttershy stalking you is a bad thought.
>She is also flying around the room while screaming, knocking your shit over.
>Your ears  may be bleeding at this point too.
>You need to try again.
 
>Attempt number two has also failed.
>Fluttershy now believes she is a stallion.
>You have been overpowered.
>Luckily, a vase Flutterbat had knocked over was near you.
>Fluttermale is now unconscious.
>And bleeding.
>Trial and error.
 
>Attempt number five.
>The book suggests reading the original hypnotic phrase backwards to make Fluttershy act opposite of her usual self.
>You see no possible way for this to turn out wrong.
 
>"A-anon...?"
>Time to see if it worked.
"Yes, Fluttershy?"
>"What the buck am I doing in your house? I bucking hate you!"
>You jump from your chair a do a victory dance, but Fluttershy quickly kicks your shin.
"Hey! What the fuck?!"
>Fluttershy gives a triumphant smile.
>"Whoops, sorry fag."
>"If you'll excuse me, I'm off to report you to the authorities for kidnap, and to beat up some small defenseless animals, enjoy incarceration, dick."
>She walks out of your home with her nose to the sky, purposefully knocking into ponies.
"What a bitch."
>...
>Fuck that's hot.
Fin.