Title:           [FR] Cadence's Big Day Out (COMPLETE)
Author:          Hipparion
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/m8vMPhyP
First Edit:      Monday 4th of July 2016 12:07:12 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 4th of July 2016 12:07:12 AM CDT

This one if pretty bad. Sorry about that.
 
>Day nefarious in Equestria.
>You are princess Cadence.
>Below the Crystal Empire lies a labyrinthine series of catacombs.
>Among these catacombs is a room.
>You trot briskly through the seemingly maze-like halls of the underground, searching for said room.
>This room's importance to the average citizen: meaningless.
>To the average potion brewing medicine mare: interesting, but outdated.
>To you?
>To you, it is priceless, for it shall bring you to your love.
>Your true love.
>All you have to do is find the room, and brew the potion.
>You must have full deniability, for the security of the Empire.
>It's of grave importance.
 
>Day chromosomes in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Coffee is also done brewing.
>You stare at the stuff slowly drip from your Magic Mocha Maker(tm) with glazed eyes, repeatedly focusing and unfocusing.
>Addiction is a bitch, but damn is that coffee good.
>Imported straight from Canterlot.
>The princesses drink this stu-
>There's a knock at your door.
"Come Fluttershy, you know not to knock until after I've had my-"
>Your door is smashed.
>Princess Cadence walks in.
>Walk is a bad word to describe it.
>It's more like a tackle while flying while running.
>Very graceful, yet deadly.
>Especially deadly, because she barreled in, careening directly into your face.
>You are now on the pinned on the floor, the princess of The Crystal Empire all up in your grill.
>"HI ANON!"
>That phrase instantly gave you a bit of a migraine, and you don't know why.
"H-hello princess, I-I'm not getting arrested, am I?"
>"Why would you be getting arrested silly?"
"Uh, no reason."
>Cadence glows triumphantly.
>"Besides, not like I'd let any copper ever even THINK about arresting MY Anonymous, right love?"
"Uh, run that by me again?"
>"I'll never let a police pony arrest you?"
"Sweet- the other part, I mean."
>"My love for you is eternal and you are my sole purpose in life, for without you, suicide would be my only reasonable option?"
>Oh fuck you're in deep.
"Y-you didn't say that before."
>Her happy smile still radiates joy.
>"Well, I've said is true, Anonymous, I, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza of the Crystal Empire, love you to the moon and back!"
>Where is Fluttershy when you need her?
>Actually, she may be able to make things worse, nevermind.
>"A-anonymous? What happened to your door?"
>Fuck.
>"Also, is inflation your fetish, because I brought this air pump with me if it is."
>Cadence's previous smile is replaced with a look only a Yandere could make.
>"Honey~..."
>That voice is dipped in a lot of honey and a lot of poison.
>No pun intended.
>"Who is this mare~...?"
"That is-"
>"I'm Anon's wife. Who are you... oh! Aren't you miss-"
>Both of these ponies know each other, what the fuck are they doing?
>Fluttershy has also adopted a look on her face only a Yandere could produce.
"She is not my wife."
>Cadence stares into your eyes.
>"I know she isn't dear, I'M your wife, right?"
>You'd rather be diffusing a bomb right now.
>"MRS. Mi Amore Cadenza, that's you name right? I do believe you already have a husband, MR. Shining Armor, correct?"
>Fluttershy sounds like a completely different mare.
>Very vindictive and accusing undertones, wrapped in venomously sweet words.
>Why can't humans teleport?
>"Shining Armor? That was just a fling, Anon is my true knight in shining armor, RIGHT dear?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh."
 
"And that is why both of my legs are broken and my house got burned down."
>Twilight has a confused look on her face.
>"But Cadence claimed she was put under a love spell in the Crystal Empire by a "tall and handsome monkey in robes," and that sounds awfully similar to you."
"When would I have been able to go to the Empire?"
>"Whatever the case, by Celestia's decree, you've been sentenced to five months house arrest."
"My house was burned down- by Cadence, might I add!"
>"You should be glad, any crime personally involving a princess is almost always death. You got off lucky because you are the only one of your species,"
>"and I know your house was destroyed, which also destroyed potential evidence, so you'll be staying with Fluttershy."
>...
"Fuck that."
>"What are you gonna do? Run?"
>You look down at your crippled lower torso, then back up at Twilight's smug face.
>That stupid fucking face.
"Fuck."
The end.