Title:           Human Watching
Author:          Hexus
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Edmckgjk
First Edit:      Saturday 23rd of May 2015 05:01:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 23rd of May 2015 05:01:51 PM CDT

Giant pony has a crush on you.
>Like a CRUSH on you.
>You've caught her slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling, clumsy cuz she's fallen in love.
>She wants to have some kind of a relationship but she views you more as a pet than a romantic partner.
>That's right, it's puppy love.
>Ever Sunday morning she dons a cardboard box, her usual bow, and waits outside your house.
>There's a heavy rapping on the door, like a gorilla was trying to smash it's way in.
>You get up and get the door, only to find no one there.
>If only you would glance far enough to the side, to that massive mound of yellow just off to the side, poorly taking cover behind a tree far too small.
>There she would be: a big blush and a big smile across her big face.
>She looks you over from her hiding place, noting the coffee cup in your hand.
>That mild, whooshing breeze?
>She's trying to smell what sort of coffee you're having this time.
>Hazelnut?
>Black?
>Any sugar or cream?
>Milk?
>She whips out a notepad and starts scribbling when you go back inside, a giggle and the scratching of a quill echoing after the door closes.
>She loves human watching.