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"Derpy's Eye Surgery"

By: HeshieokFasla on Jul 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.42 KB  |  hits: 323  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >Be in your lovely home, chilling out with your friends, Rainbow Dash and Derpy Doo.
  3. “So, what's on everyone’s schedule today?”
  4. >Rainbow smirks. “Easy! I’m going to fly around really fast and you two will watch!”
  5. >You nod. She was really taking this VGS training seriously. Good on her!
  6. >You turn to Derpy.
  7. “Then lets go?”
  8. >Derpy clears her throat, looking at both of you with her googly eyes.
  9. >”Actually, I can’t today. I have a docter’s appointment!”
  10. >”Ew! You’re going to the doctor? Why?”
  11. >”Because my eyes are all googly! They can fix them!”
  12. >Rainbow rolls her eyes. “You’re weird, Derpy.”
  13. “Yeah Derpy, why not just pick up one of the health kits conveintly scattered around?”
  14. >”Because they d-Never mind. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
  15. >The next day, you and Rainbow are again preparing for Shazbot training.
  16. >That’s when there’s a knock on the door.
  17. >You head over with your bro, opening it up.
  18. >Before you is some mare you’ve never met. Blond, with a gray coat. Her eyes notably focus right on you.
  19. >”Hi Anon! I’m ready for VGS!”
  20. “Do I know you?”
  21. >She blinks. “W-What? It’s me, Derpy!”
  22. >Rainbow Dash scoffs. “Yeah right! Derpy has googly eyes! Come on Anon, we gotta go fast!”
  23. “Woohoo!”
  24. >You chase after the Rainbow mare, leaving the strange pony behind.
  25. >She sighs, entering your home. “Guess I’ll just empty his fridge again...”