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You are not Burnie Burns

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  1. >Day Horse Punch in Ponyville
  2. >You run around town with a bag of carrots.
  3. >They are very big carrots; ripe and delicious.
  4. >And very, very orange.
  5. "Free carrots, everyone!"
  6. >All around the little horses perk up. "Free carrots?"
  7. >Soon you've got a large crowd following you on your promise of free carrots.
  8. >Finally, after leading them into an alleyway, you tell them to stop.
  9. "Alright, everyone get a line. There's lots of carrots for everyone!"
  10. >They do as you command, lining up one by one.
  11. >You turn around and open up a door, walking inside. There, you snatch up a 'serving number' sheet.
  12. >After sticking it to the wall outside, you invite the first pony in.
  13. >She grins excitedly. "So, where are the free carrots?"
  14. "Right here!"
  15. >You pull a carrot out of the bag and kneel down in front of her, holding it out, your hand flat.
  16. >She pounces on it with surprising speed, eating up the carrot right out of your hand. It's a weird feel.
  17. >"Can I have another?"
  18. "I'm afraid you'll have to get back in line then."
  19. >She nods and rushes out. You head outside and rip a number off the service counter thing.
  20. >This continues for awhile.
  21. >Maybe a dozen ponies through, Golden Harvest comes in.
  22. >"Where are the carrots! I love carrots!"
  23. "Yes, I'm sure you do."
  24. >You reach into the bag to get a carrot.
  25. >"Did you know my special talent is carrots? And my mane is carrot coloured?"
  26. >You nod cautiously. Someone's just a little too excited.
  27. >Kneeling down, you present the orange root before her.
  28. >However, she's on it before you fully unfold your hand.
  29. "AHH! Let go!"
  30. >"No! The carrot is mine."
  31. "Stop it Harvest, you're biting my hand!"
  32. >"It tastes like carrot though! Are you sure?"
  33. "Yes. I'm pretty sure."
  34. >She looks down at your hand, which is completely engulfed in her mouth.
  35. >"Well, let go of the carrot, and you can have your hand."
  36. >You roll your eyes and begin struggling to get out of her marshmallow pony grip, to no avail.
  37. >Where's Burnie Burns when you need him?
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