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Two Random AiEs (May 05, 2012)

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  1. Hearts and Hooves Day, Sir Edition
  2.  
  3.     >Be hearts and hooves day
  4.     >Be on maximum alert because fucking Fluttershy and Applejack
  5.     >Knock on door
  6.     >Initiate rustling
  7.     >You open the door
  8.     >It's Featherweight. What.
  9.     >"Hi Mr. Anonymous! Happy Hearts and Hooves day!"
  10.     "What are you doing here, Featherweight?"
  11.     >"I need a date to Pinkie's party! Want to be it?"
  12.     >What could possibly go wrong?
  13.     >You take Featherweight to the party
  14.     >Fluttershy is mad as fuck. Applejack becomes Spaghetti.
  15.     >You go back home
  16.     >"Wow Mr. Anonymous! This was so much fun!"
  17.     "The fun has only just begun."
  18.     >You grab Featherweight and take him to your room.
  19.     >Wild pony camera sex occurs. You post the video on youtube. A billion views.
  20.     >Smoke cigars like a sir.
  21.  
  22. Anon and Pinkie into Drills
  23.  
  24. >Be Anonymous. Be in a mine with Pinkie Pie.
  25. >Pinkie has a gigantic drill, which she makes tunnels with. Crazy shit.
  26. >"Come on Anon! The thing I found is over this way!"
  27. >You follow her down the tunnel. Its small, so you crawl through. Pinkie's ass the entire way down. Me gusta.
  28. >You reach the edge. You look past her, seeing a small red stone. What?
  29. "Pinkie what is that stone?"
  30. >She shrugs, "I dunno. Maybe it's a toy!"
  31. >She presses the stone, and the floor collapses. You've fallen into Tartarus.
  32. >You land in a chair around a table.
  33. >Shermanon, Khorne, Slaanesh and Malice are playing poker. They look up at you.
  34. "Uh, hi?"
  35. >They wave. Slaanesh turns to a waitor, who was Nightmare Moon. "THIS QUIET OFFENDS ME. BRING FORTH MY LOUD." Khorne groans, "Oh boy here we go."
  36. >You are amplified. You turn into a Noise Marine with a blastmaster. You get all the bitches.
  37. >Pinkie has crazy sex with Slaanesh under the table. You look at your cards.
  38. >A two and a six.
  39. >You still win the hand, and get a few legions off of Khorne.
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