Random AiE (May 29, 2012) (Clop)

>Day 1653 in Equestria

>Be ready to sex up horses after making peace with the earth

>Meet up with Rainbro at a pub, preparing to scope out some mares

>However, there's 9 of the same pony in the pub. What the fucK?

"Rainbro, why are there nine of the same pony in here?"

>"I dunno Anon. Maybe if you can score with one, you'll get all nine of 'em!"

>Sounds like a motherfucking plan.

>You head up to the closest one, swag at full force.

"Hey there baby, what's up?"

>"I want to put your penis into my vagina for recreational purposes. Do you accept?"

>The other copies all head up to you, silently asking the same.

"Sounds like I plan baby. Let's do it!"

>The first one tackles you unexpectedly, removing your clothes.

>They begin to fondle and play with your reproductive organs, lubricating it with their spit.

>Rainbow just sits there, clopping slowly. One of the copies heads up to her and begins to eat her out.

>Rainbow Dash quickly Rainbow cums. Fastest in Equestria fo' sure.

>The mares begin to mount your magma manhood and after an average of 53.29 trusts each, you come inside them.

>They smile happily as your seed drips out of them. However by the 7th one you are beginning to get worn out.

>Your balls cannot produce enough sperm to fill your drop pods, making the deep strikes ineffective.

"Girls, think I could get a break?"

>All at once they say, "No."

>Whelp, you're fucked. Literally.

>Once the 9th finishes, the first begins anew, having cleared out it's insides with the others.

>Rainbro is out of commision as one of them is always making her blow rainbows all over the floor.

>This continues for hours, your body slowly getting weaker and weaker.

>Soon the protective barrier you were supposed to maintain falls, unleashing a horde of evil mexican horses to invade Equestria.

>Honest working ponies soon find themselves out of work as the mexicans take the same jobs for less money.

>And to think, the barkeep has just been sitting there the entire time, doing jack shit.

>He does realize he'll have to clean up the fluid cocktail, correct?

>Eventually the mares leave you on the floor of the bar. They also steal your clothes.

>You black out.

 

>You wake up sometime later inside Fluttershy's cotage.

>You reach up, removing the virtual reality helmet from your head.

>You look down at Scienceshy who is smiling eagerly at you.

>"How was it Anon? Did you like it?"

"It was okay. But you do realize that humans don't produce that much sperm that quickly. I would have died from blood loss."

>She takes a few notes, nodding.

"Anyway Fluttershy, interesting contraption. Let me know if you need more beta testing."

>"Sure thing, Anon."

>You start on your merry way back home, but realize you didn't get your wallet.

>You bend down behind Fluttershy, sticking your hand into her maredom. You dig deeper and deeper into her body, quickly finding your wallet.

>You marvel in how disciplined she has become. She didnt even flinch as you enter. You reach back in.

>You find some cooked linguine in a plastic container inside it.

>Well, guess you know what's for dinner tonight!

 

(AN: The Skype chat is a weird place.)