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Random AiE (May 24, 2012)

By: HeshieokFasla on May 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.69 KB  |  hits: 280  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day 666 in Equestria
  2. >Twilight invites you over to her house to help her with science
  3. >She's got this big metal box thing she bought on ebay
  4. >Well okay, whatever.
  5. >You help her open up the box, revealing numerous metal pieces. What
  6. >"Alright Anon, now lets put it together!"
  7. "Fuck my life..."
  8. >Hours later you've constructed a sort of Rainbow Dash robot thing
  9. >"Now, to turn it on..."
  10. >A big bolt of lightning shoots out from her horn, activating the machine.
  11. >"...Crush. Kill. Destroy. Swag."
  12. >Instant boner. Robots are your fetish
  13. >You walk up to it, pulling out a ring from nowhere.
  14. "Will you marry me, Rainbot Dash?"
  15. >It ponders this.
  16. >"No." It punches your face in, killing you instantly.
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