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Random AiE (June 27th, 2012)

By: HeshieokFasla on Jun 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 242  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >Be in Equestria
  3. >Be in Canterlot. There's a wedding going on.
  4. >Twilight runs in, being a bitch. Seriously, stop crying about your brother.
  5. >Oh shit, what. Why are there two Cadances?
  6. >The one up front turns into Queen Chrysalis. Horee shit, that is your fetish.
  7. >Oh god, you need to tap that. Drawn by an unfightable urge, you press forward.
  8. >"Hm, what do you want?"
  9. "I want to give you my non-pony children."
  10. >She pokerfaces extremely hard.
  11. >While she's not looking, Celestia hits her with a solar beam.
  12. >It's super effective.
  13. >Chrysalis is a pile of black ash. Her swarm outside ragequits.
  14. >You pick up the ashes, horrified.
  15. >Become a national hero for defeating Chrysalis.
  16. >Wedding goes as planned.
  17. >Die alone.
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