- >Be Anonymous. Be feeling like shit.
- >You caught some sort of bullshit cold. Ugh.
- >Rainbow had stopped by with some food, but didn't stay long.
- >She had to train for the Wonderbolt's tryouts, so she couldnt get sick. Fine.
- >Twilight also came by with a doctor who looked like Caramel.
- >He couldn't help for shit, because you're not a fucking horse.
- >Just as he finished up his shit there was another knock at the door.
- >Twilight opens it. Oh fuck no, not Fluttershy.
- >She's got a box on her back. Oh great.
- >"Hi, Anon. I heard you were feeling sick..."
- "Yes. You should probably go; don't want to get sick too!"
- >You cough to make your point. Shame you couldn't work up a sneeze.
- >"Oh, well I brought you some soup to make you feel better."
- >Twilight magics the box up, opening it and putting a bowl of warm soup into your lap.
- >Fluttershy tries to spoon feed you but you shoo her away.
- >You take a sip. Huh, not bad. It had a weird flavour, but you couldn't figure out what it was.
- "Fluttershy, what kind of soup is this?"
- >She smiles giddily, "Squash! I made it myself! Do you like it?"
- >You throw up penne noodles into her face, toss the soup out the window and run for your life.
- >Today was not a good day.
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