- >It was another bright and sunny day in the magical land of Equestria.
- >The sun shined. The grass grew. The birds sang.
- >And in the slums of an indiscriminate city, a rather fast colt hurt ponies.
- >Luckily for you, you do not live in such a city. You live in Ponyville.
- >You are Rainbow Dash. And you’ve become paranoid.
- >It was flattering at first. Really! Most stallions never looked at you like that.
- >But then it started to get annoying. Now it was just creepy.
- >That... thing. That human. Anonymous. He had been stalking you.
- >Saying... disturbing things. Were all humans like him? You hoped not.
- >You shudder, stretching yourself out as you get out of bed.
- >Oh well. No need to dwell on it.
- >Yawning, you begin to flap your pristine, blue wings, slowly lifting yourself off of the floor or your cloudy room.
- “Better get cleaned up...”
- >You fly into your bathroom, quickly slipping into the shower.
- >The warm water washes over you, letting relax. You were all alone.
- >”Good morning, Rainbow Dash.”
- “Hm? Oh, good morni—“
- >You scream, jumping to face the intruder. There, standing in the back of your shower, was Anonymous.
- >As usual, he had that suit on. What was up with that, anyway?
- >But more importantly, HOW IS HE IN YOUR SHOWER!?
- >”Did you sleep well?”
- “Get out! GET OUT!”
- >”But, Dash...” He frowns, putting on his best puppy dog look.
- >Yeah, that’s not going to fly. But you know something that is! You!
- >You hop out of the shower, taking off in a gallop. You hear Anonymous sigh.
- >Soon enough, you’re outside your home, breathing heavily. Alright, Dash, calm down...
- >Is this a dream, maybe? There’s no way that Anonymous could have gotten into your house.
- >It was, after all, a fucking cloud.
- >Yeah, this was definitely a dream.
- >”Dash, have I ever told you how much I love your speed? You’re definitely the best pony. Just saying.”
- >You slowly turn to face Anonymous, who had somehow gotten an entire hot air balloon beside you unnoticed.
- >This isn’t a dream. It’s a nightmare!
- “Get away from me you freak!”
- >You turn, your wings flapping as fast as they can to put some distance between you and the pale skinned creature.
- >You eventually make it to a far off mountain, landing at its peak. You raise a hoof, wiping the sweat off your brow.
- >If only the Wonderbolts were here to see that... You’d get in for sure.
- >Bleat.
- >You blink, turning to see a... goat. A mountain goat.
- >...Which had Anonymous riding on top. “Hey there!” He gives you an awkward smile.
- >You cringe, gritting your teeth. “Leave me alone!”
- >And once again, you’re flying near the speed of sound. Maybe if you’re around your friends, he’ll go away?
- >Yeah! That’ll work! Good thinking, Dash!
- >Getting tired from the constant dashing, you land by the closest home. Ugh.
- >Well, Rarity will be better than Anon, at least.
- >However, no matter how long you knock, there’s no answer.
- >Oh right. She’s off on a trip with her family. Damnit.
- >”You know, this is a lot like a fanfic I wrote. Want to hear it?”
- >The only answer he got was you zooming away, hoping to find somep0ny to hide you from him.
- >Sugarcube Corner was getting renovated, and you weren’t allowed in.
- >Twilight turned out to be the one who gave Anon the balloon, and almost sold you out. What an egghead.
- >You were en route to Fluttershy’s cottage when your wings finally gave out. It’s way too early for this, even for somep0ny as awesome as you.
- >Fuck! He’s going to catch up.
- >Legs don’t fail me now!
- >Thankfully, they don’t, and you make it all the way to the cottage.
- >You try the door; it’s locked. You try knocking; no answer.
- >She must be in the back. Breathing heavily, you rush to the back. There’s no one here.
- >Well, except that goat.
- “Hey! Where’s Fluttershy?”
- >He ignores you, and continues chewing on some grass. Who the hell does this guy think he is?
- >You trot over to him.
- “Hey! I’m talking to you.”
- >He flinches away from you, but still doesn’t respond.
- >You growl at him. Speak damnit!
- >Before you can continue persecuting the stupid goat, you hear voices approaching. Is that...?
- >Fluttershy. And... ANON! Fuckfuckfuckfuck!
- >Looking for a place to hide, you quickly dash into the chicken coop. This will have to do.
- >You wait in silence and in darkness, praying to Celestia that he doesn’t find you.
- >Clearly she’s still mad about that thunderstorm in her garden...
- >”Ah, there you are.” You cringe.
- “Just what do you want from me!?”
- >[spoiler]”I just want to cum inside you, Rainbow Dash. Jeez.”
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