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Pineapple Quest

By: HeshieokFasla on Jul 3rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.98 KB  |  hits: 125  |  expires: Never
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  1. DAY PINEAPPLE IN EQUESTRIA
  2. >YOU ARE ANONYMOUS THE PINEAPPLE FARMER
  3. >BOY DO YOU LOVE PINEAPPLES
  4. >TODAY IS NICE AND WARM--A GREAT DAY TO PLANT SOME TROPICAL FRUIT
  5. >YOU GO TO APPLEJACK'S FARM AND FIND HER TOOL SHED
  6. >YOU FIND HER INSIDE IT, PULLING OUT A PLOUGH. SHE LOOKS AT YOU.
  7. >"ANON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SHED? I TOLD YOU BEOFRE: YOU CANT HAVE MY HOE(S)."
  8. "I SAID I'D GIVE THEM BACK. IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY."
  9. >YOU BEGIN TO CHARGE UP YOUR ULTIMATE ATTACK. THE MARE GLARES AT YOU BEFORE CHARGING.
  10. >JUST BEFORE SHE REACHES YOU IS WHEN YOU JAB TWO FINGERS OUT, RIGHT INTO HER EYES.
  11. >"AGHHH! I CANT SEE!"
  12. "HUMANITY: 1. MAGIC GENETICS: 0."
  13. >WHILE SHE WIRTHES IN AGONY AT HER INJURED SIGHT MACHINES, YOU SNATCH UP HER HOE, A HAMMER THE SIZE OF APPLEBLOOM AND A WATERING CAN
  14. >WITHIN THE HOUR YOU ARE AT TOWN SQUARE, WHERE YOU BEGIN TO CHIP AWAY AT THE COBBLESTONE ROADS
  15. >THE MAYOR IS WALKING WITH TWILIGHT AND SEES YOU JUST HAS YOU REVEAL THE FRESH, FERTILE SOIL.
  16. >"ANON!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" CRIES THE PURPLE THING.
  17. "ENDING WORLD HUNGER!"
  18. >THE MAYOR POINTS MENACINGLY AT YOU. "NOT ON MY ROADS YOU DONT."
  19. >THEY RUSH OVER, BUT NOT IN TIME TO STOP YOU FROM TOSSING A PINEAPPLE INTO THE HOLE, WHICH YOU QUICKLY COVER
  20. >TWILIGHT'S MAGIC GRABS AWAY YOUR HOE AND HAMMER, BUT WHEN SHE SNATCHES UP THE WATERING CAN, SHE SPILLS SOME OF THE LIQUID ONTO THE PATCH OF DIRT
  21. >WATER YOU TREATED WITH MAGICAL GROWTH HORMONE. HA
  22. >ALMOST IMMEDIATELY THE GROUND BEGINS TO SHAKE, A SMALL SPROUT WEASELLING ITS WAY OUT OF THE PLOT.
  23. >"ANON, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE‽"
  24. "I HAVE SAVED THIS WORLD, TWILIGHT SPARKLE. GOOD BYE."
  25. >THE VINES BREAK THE SURFACE, IMPALING THEMSELVES ON YOU AND EVERYTHING NEARBY.
  26. >TWILIGHT AND THE MAYOR ARE SPARED ONLY BECAUSE OF A MAGIC SHIELD, AND ARE LEFT HELPLESS AS THEY WATCH THE GREAT FRUIT SPROUT.
  27. -
  28. >WEEKS LATER, THE GIANT PINEAPPLE OF PONYVILLE HAS BECOME A WORLD WIDE HIT, AND THE TOWN BECAME VERY RICH.
  29. >ALSO WORLD HUNGER WAS STOPPED AND AJ SWITCHED HER MAIN CROP TO MAKE DOSH. THE END.
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