Equestria Girls in Equestria the Movie [NSFW]

>Day green in Equestria

>Go with Twilight through a magic portal to protect her from the Faces of Evil (Of which each you must conquer)

>You arrive as a green colored horse. Oh god why

>Twilight is some purple anthro thing, Spike, who came with you too for some reason, is a dog.

>Jesus christ how horrifying

>"AAAAH! Anon, where'd you go?"

"I'm right here Twilight."

>She looks to you. "What? Anon? Since when have you been a pony?"

"Since when have you been a human... thing?"

>The ex-mare ignores your question, instead taking a moment to examine your figure.

>"Especially such a... handsome pony..."

>She smiles, while you give her a look of pure disgust.

"Twilight, no. I never asked for this."

>You cant really do shit in your fabulous new equine body of which you've been using all of three minutes.

>Get the most awkward handjob in the history of the universe.

"Twilight, god damnit! Can we at least get out of plain view?"

>"Shh, relax. Now, let's see, what did that chapter say again?"

>Purplesmart leans down onto your head and tries her darnedest to get your massive hot pony schlong to fit in her significantly smaller human mouth.

>it doesn't happen. At all.

>A few minutes later you hear a bell, and soon a huge number of oddly colored people are walking out of a nearby building...

>...Right into the weird as fuck scene before them, since you happen to be lying on your back with Twilight leaning over you.

>An orangey person screams in horror at the legitimately horrifying scene before them.

>Twilight blinks, before slowly turning to the growing crowd of 'humans'.

>"Um... It's not what it looks like?"

>Twilight is promptly v&d and you're taken away by animal services with Spike.

>You end up at some big facility where animals are taken care of.

>As a bunch of not-black black people take you inside, you steal a glance at the big corporate logo on the side of what's probably the 50th floor of the building.

>PETA.

>You're never heard from again.