- >Be Anonymous.
- >Live in Ponyville.
- >Be chilling by the lake with your best bro ever, Rainbro Dash.
- >You glance out at the lake, marveling at it's sparkling surface.
- "Sure is nice out today, eh Dash?"
- >"Yeah, thanks to yours truly of course!"
- >You share a quick laugh. That's when you notice something out on the water.
- "Hey Dash, you see that?"
- >You point at the offending object.
- >"Huh. Yeah I see that. Is that a boat?"
- >Indeed, a large white motorboat is on the water. But that's not all.
- >There's a figure standing in the boat. It appears to be...
- >...Human?
- >The boat slowly trawls over to you, giving you a good look at it's human pilot.
- >He's got a friendly beard and other friendly objects like a fishing pole. He waves at you.
- >"Hey there Anonymous! How've ya been?"
- "...Dad? Why are you in Equestria?"
- >"Why not sport? Figured I'd come say hello, you know, like how good dad's do? Besides..."
- >He casts out his fishing rod again,
- >"The fishing here is great!"
- >As if on cue he gets a bite, strategically reeling in whatever foolish fish took his bait.
- >After a short struggle he proudly holds up a big bass or something. You can't really tell.
- >"Remember the first time I took you fishin' sport? Good times eh?"
- >He casts out again. YOu turn to Rainbow Dash.
- >"...Dude. Your dad..."
- "...Is weird? Yes. I know."
- >"No not that! He's /cool!/ Did you see him catch that fish?"
- "...Yes."
- >"Only like, the toughest stallions out there can catch fish like that! Your dad is something else!"
- >You open your mouth to correct her, but your father yelling out cuts you off.
- >"Woah! Got a big one! Haha!"
- >He begins to struggle with the apparently massive fish.
- >He's clearly enjoying putting on a show for you, as no fish could possibly be as heavy as he's making it out to be.
- >Soon enough though the whale of a fish is defeated.
- >With some effort your dad pulls it up into his boat, holding it up for you.
- >However, that's not a fish.
- >That's Fluttershy. What the fuck?
- >She's got full scuba gear and everything.
- >Safe to say, her stalking plot has been found out. Now what?
- >"Well ain't that something. I've got tonnes of fish before, but not a horse."
- >Your dad lets out a cheerful laugh.
- >"Sorry about that missy, didn't mean to interrupt your Scuba diving."
- >Fluttershy just nods, wincing in pain from the hook in her mouth.
- "Fluttershy, why did you even take the bait?"
- >Your dad removes the hook from her mouth, still smiling happily.
- >"Oh... Uh... Well the worm looked really hurt! I had to help him!"
- >Right. Of course.
- >"Well, don't worry about the worms miss. You go back to your Scuba!
- >Your Dad pushes her overboard, sending her back into the water. Great.
- >Something tells you Dad will be around for awhile...
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Anon's Dad in Equestria - Prologue
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