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Anon joins the Wonderbolts

By: HeshieokFasla on May 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.87 KB  |  hits: 475  |  expires: Never
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  1. Anon joins the Wonderbolts
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  3. >Be Anonymous. Be in Cloudsdale
  4. >AntiGravity boots are the sex. Fuck the police.
  5. >Rainbro is beside you. You're here to help her get into the wonderbolts
  6. >You enter Spitfire's magnificent (pleasure) palace, the Wonderbolt HQ. Kinky
  7. >You find Soarin' having brutal anal sex with Fluttershy. Apparently she was a regular.
  8. "Soarin' hey. Where's Spitfire at. We're here for the recruitment."
  9. >Rainbow Dash's wings shoot out. You ignore this. Between bites of pie and thrusts into Fluttershy, he manages to spit out, "Upstairs. Second on the left."
  10. >You nod at him. [spoiler][/spoiler]"Thanks. Don't forget the cream pie, alright?"
  11. >He nods, and you leave. Upstairs you hear impossible moaning and groaning. Fucking mating season.
  12. >You knock on the door Soarin' instructed you too. Inside are a bunch of mares and stallions. You find Cadance sitting beside a Noise marine terminator. She's reading a book by Leucine, clopping furiously. "Fucking Luna man..."
  13. >You sit beside the marine. Rainbro is beside you. [spoiler][/spoiler]"Hey there. You trying to get in too?"
  14. >The marine nods, "YES. THE WONDERBOLTS HAVEN'T BEEN LOUD ENOUGH FOR MY TASTES. I WILL SHOW THEM THE POWER OF SLAANESH."
  15. >You nod back, taking a new pair of eardrums out from your pocket, pushing them into your ears.
  16. >Eventually Rainbro's turn. You walk in behind her for support.
  17. >Spitfire is there, with a clipboard. She smiles, "Oh hey Rainbow. Uh... Sorry, but there's too much blue in the Wonderbolts already." She begins to tear up.
  18. >Spitfire turns to you, "But you'd be great. You want in?" You shrug, [spoiler][/spoiler]"Sure."
  19. >"Go get Rainbow's wings; she won't need 'em anyway." You nod a rip off Rainbro's wings. She continues to cry but doesn't object. Spitfire hands you duct tape. You tape them on.
  20. >The Noise marine blasts you with chaos attaching them. You lift off. Infinite swag achieved.
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