Anon and Chrysalis Ch22

The Marvellous Mishaps of Anon and Chrysalis

Chapter 22: He who exits the water shall suffer immense pain

 

>It has been a week since you were drugged by Princess Luna’s magic whatevers.

>Sadly, you felt no better. If anything, you feel even worse. Eugh...

>However, sitting around for pretty much seven days could do that to anyone, really.

>The drugs, however, should have left your system by now. What the hell...

>Hrm. Blueblood did say 'about' a week. Perhaps your systems were still defragging.

>Whatever. You can’t sit here anymore without risking going insane. You must do something.

>Getting up, you throw on a shirt and some boxers, but you’re interrupted before you can get to the pants aspect of your outfit.

>By who, one might ask? Oh, just Derpy with breakfast.

>”Hi Anon! Feeling any bett- Oh.”

>It’s pretty hard for her to not stare at the huge bulge in your boxers. Of course, your best bet for food also wants your dick.

“Hey, Derpy, can you stop that? I stopped staring at yours, remember?”

>”Oh, yeah. Sorry.” She looks away, quickly putting a plate down.

>Muffins, as usual. Oh well. Derpy makes good muffins.

>”So, are you going to stop being a hermit today?”

“Yeah. Can’t stay in here forever. I’ve read Midnight Sun twelve times. Twelve. Times.”

>”...Um, what’s that?”

“Never mind.”

>You quickly finish getting dressed, and then munch on a muffin for awhile. Good times.

>Shame you already know the rest of today won’t be that great...

 

>Downstairs, you found the scene you usually found.

>Your armchair is empty, since Derpy’s beside you, but the rest of your companions are all sitting about where they usual are.

>They blink in surprise, not expecting to see you.

“Good morning.”

>Rainbow’s over-clocked mind catches up first. “Oh hey Anon! You feeling any better?”

“No, not particularly. Still got this... well you know the issue.”

>Chrysalis nods. “It must be quite hard for you, walking around like that.”

>Ditto nods. “Yes. Considering your method of movement, it would be very hard.”

>Rainbow gives them a look. “Guys, give him a break. He’s had a hard week.”

“Did you guys like, rehearse this or something?”

>They all turn to you. “No.”

>Sure. Suuure. You take your seat, Derpy foolishly trying to get on your lap.

“Derpy...”

>”Huh? Oh! Right. Sorry.”

>She scoots off of you, sitting onto the chair’s right arm. Then she slips off.

>”I’m okay, I’m okay... I think I’ll just try the couch.”

“Good idea.”

>You wait, letting her reach the couch before you make today’s big, big announcement.

>Everyone must focus. There is no way around it.

 

>Seeing that everyone is paying attention, you begin.

“So. You know I have some issues thanks to Luna’s bullshit. Well, obviously it’s not going to help me out if I focus on said issues.”

>Chrysalis nods. “So, I’m guessing you want us to distract you?”

“Yeah, pretty much. Ideas?”

>Chrysalis grins. “Well, why don’t we had upstairs and have some fun? That’ll keep your mind quite free...”

“How about you stop making me think of sex? It makes it worse. Seriously, I’m feeling a bit sick from this now.”

>Ditto’s face remains unreadable. “Your privates are probably hurting as well, if they’ve been like that so long. You’re quite the trooper, Anon.”

“Yeah, thanks. Maybe I can get a promotion?”

>”No.”

>Damn. Well it was worth a shot...

“Well, how about you Rainbow? Got any ideas?”

>She ponders this for a moment, though thankfully not too long.

>”Why don’t we go out to a bar and get hammered? That way if something happens, you won’t even remember it!”

“Except someone in this town is going to enlighten me to it eventually, and I’d rather not have anything happen, period.”

>Your mind thinks back to a certain Sea Pony who enjoys telling you all about one wild party. Who knows what Las Pegasus thinks of you now...

 

>You turn to Ditto. [spoiler][/spoiler]”Any ideas, Commander?”

>”Hm...” The mares all look at him expectantly. “What?”

>Chrysalis speaks first. “What do you mean, ‘What?’ We’re curious, that’s all.”

>He smiles sheepishly. “Well Anon, the only advice I could give is well, some Vaseline and tissues.”

“You think I should go jack off?”

>”It does wonders to troops during... certain times of the year.”

“Yeah, except if it was that simple I would have done it by now. Thanks anyway.”

>Ditto’s ingenious plan wasn’t a new concept to you. You had already tried choking the chicken.

>But, probably since the drug is magic, it had no real effect on you. Typical.

>That left you with Derpy. Hopefully the mailmare has a few tricks up her... mane? She doesn’t really have sleeves...

“Derpy? How about you?”

>She gives you a bright smile. “Why don’t we make muffins?”

>The blank stare you give her isn’t unique to yourself. Everyone can’t even right now.

>”What? Muffins are very labour intensive! And fun! You won’t even see the time go by!”

“Eh... I guess we can try that.”

>You rise from your seat, Derpy bouncing over to meet you.

>A quick trip to the kitchen, and you were ready to make some muffins.

>Now if only there was a position you could stand in where you couldn’t get a good view of Derpy’s behind. Hrm...

 

>A bit later, you had successfully filled your oven to the brink with all manner of muffins.

>Chocolate chip, oatmeal, raisin, blueberry, even that fieldberry type Derpy had come up with.

>...And thus, you were now waiting. And waiting means you can think freely.

>And thinking is bad. While the constant Luna fantasies had died down a bit, it didn’t stop the ponies you did know from coming in to fill the space.

>Especially Chrysalis. You still blame Fluttershy for giving her that human form of hers.

>”So, Anon.”

“Yeah Derpy?”

>”How was it? The muffin making?”

“It was okay. I... had a bit of trouble focusing though.”

>”Oh... Hm. And I guess this waiting part doesn’t help much either.”

“Not particularly, but thank you. We’ve killed a good hour so far.”

>”Glad I could help.”

>”So Anon, what do you want to do now?”

>You and your muffin making teammate glance to the doorway, spotting Chrysalis.

“How long have you been there?”

>”Long enough. What’s next, Anon? You can’t make anymore muffins.”

>Derpy smiles, “Ooh! Let’s make eggs now!”

“You know, I think it’d be better to not use up all my groceries in one day. No offense.”

>”Oh. None taken!”

“Hm. Maybe I can ask my other friends for some ideas...”

>Chrysalis rolls her eyes. “My offer still stands, Anon.”

 

>You ignore her, rising from your seat.

>”I’ll stay here and watch the muffins!”

“Sure thing Derpy. Let me know how they come out.”

>You quickly arrive in your home’s main hall, Rainbow and Ditto there as well.

“Uh, hi? Are you going too?”

>Chrysalis answers for them. “Rainbow is. Ditto will be holding down the fort for us.”

>”...Yes, my queen.” He seems a bit miffed about this. Oh well.

“Shall we then?”

>Rainbow shrugs, “I guess. You sure you don’t want thicker pants? Your issues are pretty obvious.”

“I’d ask that you refrain from bringing up my dick in public, thank you.”

>She laughs. “Sure thing Anon. I’ll let Chrysalis handle that.”

>”Are you implying something, Rainbow Dash?”

>”Are you implying that I am implying something?”

>You ignore what is likely the 800th argument these mares have had, and throw on some shoes.

>The world awaits you. You and your wood.

>You open up the door, turning back to the arguing mares.

“You guys coming or what? I can do this alone, you know.”

>They turn to you, their petty argument about nothing dissipating into the wind.

>”Oh. Yes. Right. Come Dash, let’s go.”

>And so you did, into the streets of Ponyville. What awaited you?

>Probably some embarrassment. But your body was ready. Maybe.

 

>The town of Ponyville has gotten much more active in recent weeks.

>Winter was finally coming to a close. And that meant everyone’s favourite silly holiday.

>Winter Wrap Up.

>Maybe they’d sing that song again. It’s pretty catchy.

>But for now, the snow is plentiful. And so are the ponies.

>Luckily for you, Chrysalis giving them dirty looks kept the majority of fairly far away.

>And thus you make good progress through the settlement, quickly locking onto Sugarcube Corner.

>While being in a setting with likely tonnes of ponies isn’t the greatest thing ever, you have an idea of what to do.

>Inkie Pie, the pretty much evil mare who drugged you and your friends in Las Pegasus, would surely be able to help you deal with this mess.

>After all, she makes this stuff for fun. She’d surely be able to cure it too.

>And so here you are, at Sugarcube Corner.

>It’s really busy in here. Hopefully you’ll be able to catch Inkie.

>Mentally eating a power pellet, you head to the counter. Mr. Cake is, as usual, at the helm.

“Hey there Carrot. How are things?”

>The stallion smiles. “Oh, good. How about you? I haven’t seen you in awhile...”

>Chrysalis enlightens him ever so subtly. “He got drugged by Luna. He needs something to do so he can ignore his raging boner.” Carrot Cake just pokerfaces. His has never been that great.

“...Did you have to tell him that?”

 

>”Yes. Now he fully understands the problem.”

“Ugh... Anyway, are Pinkie or her sisters free?”

>Carrot is still a bit shocked by the revelation, but manages to tell you all the same.

>”Uh, yes... Pinkie and her sisters are upstairs I think. On break I think.”

“Thanks. Rainbow, Chrys?”

>You head off upstairs with your mares. Mr. Cake doesn’t seem to be recovering all that well, but you don’t have time to comfort him.

>It’s a bit cramped with so many ponies in the hallway, but you manage.

>Pinkie’s room is right off at the end of the hall. You knock on the door.

>It doesn’t take long for it to open up.

“Hi Blinkie.”

>”Oh, hi Anon! What’s u-“

>She’s cut off by her every energetic sister bumping her away. Blinkie gives her an annoyed look.

>”Oh Anon! I’ve been so worried!”

>She bounces over to you, pulling you into a tight hug. Her eyes open suddenly, and she releases you.

>From her perch on her hind legs, it’s not hard for her to figure out what was poking her.

>She blushes. “Wow Anon... I didn’t know you like me that much.”

“Pinkie, no, that’s no w-“

>”Sorry though, I’m taken. Try Blinkie, though, she’s got a thing for you!”

>”I do not! Stop spreading that rumor!”

 

>Chrysalis lets out an exasperated sigh. “Will you two shut up? Anon needs your help, not your cunts.”

>Way to be vulgar, Chrysalis. Good thing the twin’s room is at the other end of the hall...

>Rainbow seems to be sharing your thoughts, giving Chrysalis a disappointed look.

“...Anyway, yeah, I do need some help. I got drugged, which is why... yeah. So, I need something to do so I don’t go insane from this.”

>Pinkie nods. “Well, I could get you some Vaseline if you want!”

>Blinkie blushes madly, as do you. “Pinkie! That’s not what he has in mind.”

>Chrysalis nods. “Yeah, Ditto already suggested that and he turned it down.”

“...I was hoping for more of a... mundane task to keep me occupied. But before you start suggesting, is Inkie around?”

>From inside the room, you hear her call out. “Yeah? What is it?”

>You make your way past Pinkie and Blinkie, entering the room. Chrysalis and Rainbow stay outside, watching the scene.

“From what I understand, you know a lot about... weird stuff.”

>She doesn’t even bother looking at you, instead focusing on her shows.

>”Are you asking me for some drugs, Anon? My rates are high, you realize.”

“...Do you have anything that can counteract a magic aphrodisiac?”

>She turns to you. “Magic? Yeah, no. That’s not my hat. Sorry mate.”

“...Not even going to try?”

>”I’m a sniper, not a dealer. Go ask Zecora.”

 

>Well, that was a waste of time.

>You turn back to the entrance, the other four ponies watching intently.

“...What? I’m desperate, okay?”

>Pinkie shakes her head. “Anon, you realize I made Inkie get rid of all those things months ago, right?”

“...How exactly was I suppose to know this?”

>She rolls her eyes. “Duh, I sent out fliers to all my friends that Inkie can’t supply anyp0ny with illegal hallucinogens!”

>Chrysalis nods. “Yeah, I got one of those. Didn’t you?”

>You think back, trying to recall if you had ever gotten a flier about that.

>Instead, your mind just throws a few more marehoods at you. Pokerface engage.

“I honestly can’t say.”

>Inkie grunts. “You can leave now, Anon. You’re cramping my style.”

>You roll your eyes, leaving the room.

“Well excuse me, princess. Come on Chrys, Dash, lets try somewhere else.”

>Blinkie seems to be about to suggest something, but doesn’t. Right now, you doubt it will help anyway.

>Exiting the confectionary went well enough, with no ponies trying to stop you or your comrades.

>However, Chrysalis soon began to lag behind. From the look of it, she was deep in thought.

“Eh Chrysalis? You still with us?”

>”Hm? Oh yes, of course. Just thinking.”

>Satisfied, you turn back... bumping right into another pony.

 

>The pony in question bounces back, blinking.

“Oh, sorry about that... Roseluck, right?”

>”Oh. Oh! Yes. Hello. Sorry.”

>There’s a pause. A very awkward pause.

>Eventually, Roseluck speaks. “Are you alright Anon? You’ve got... something in your pants.”

“...Uh...”

>Chrysalis opens her mouth, probably to blab out your issues, but Rainbow manages to silence her.

>”Well, I’ll let you three... do whatever you’re doing. Bye Anon.”

“...Bye.”

>You stand there for awhile as she trots away. Your companions eventually walk over, trying to break your daze.

>Chrysalis jabs your side, causing you to jump. Oh... Your poor kidneys.

“Um, ow? What is it?”

>”You zoned out on us. What’s on your mind?”

“Sex, Chrysalis. And I don’t like it. Come on, let’s find Twilight.”

>You ignore the thoughts, continuing on the path. Rainbow sighs.

>”Chrys, what are we going to do about Anon?”

>She shrugs. “Well, if he goes berserk, you can have the first ride.”

>”...Um, okay? I don’t think that’s going happen.”

>”Have faith, Rainbow. You’ll get a chance at him eventually.”

>Chrysalis trots over to you, whispering in your ear. “No she won’t.”

 

>The library soon comes into view. You don’t bother with knocking.

>Thanks to your lovely drugs, your head is now beginning to hurt. Every movement is taking more energy.

>Twilight is, surprise surprise, inside, reading a book about nothing.

>The magical mare blinks, turning to you. “Oh! Hi Anon!”

“Hi there Twilight. How you doing?”

>”Oh, just great! I got a new shipment of books from Canterlot, so I have lots of things to read!”

>Reading, huh?

“Well, you uh, think we could help you out with that?”

>You gesture to your pals. Twilight smiles.

>”Sure! The new ones are all in that box over there.”

>Chrysalis groans. “I didn’t sign up for this.”

“Stop whining and pick a book. There’s lots in here.”

>Twilight stops her, instead pulling out another book from somewhere. “Actually, I finished that book about changelings, and you should read it. Let me know what you think?”

>Chrysalis snatches up the book with her magic. She inspects it sceptically.

>”Hmph. This should be good...”

>She sits down, prying open the purple coloured book. You snatch up a random story from the box as directed, sitting beside Rainbow.

>Hm. ‘Artemis Foal?’ You open up the book. Here goes nothing.

 

>Sometime later, you had successfully failed to distract yourself with reading about a really smart colt and his shenanigans.

>Well, he did get all that gold, so you can give him that much.

>However, the next book you read through was a very cheesy romance. With lots of sex.

>Yeah, that made your scenario even worse. Stop it brain, please. We’re not doing this.

>Anonymous, you know you can’t resist. Come on...

>Ignoring your traitorous mind, you take a look around the room.

>Rainbow has pretty much lost herself in what is probably a new Daring Doo book. Heh.

>Twilight too, is reading something, though you can’t tell what from where you’re sitting.

>And then there’s Chrysalis, who seems about ready to burst a vessel. Twilight’s book obviously isn’t up to her standards.

>But then again, what is?

>You are, Anon. You should go show her that.

>Brain, we’re not going there.

>You stand up, prodding Dash with a foot. She looks up at you, somewhat annoyed.

“We should probably get going. Good luck with your books, Twilight.”

>She frowns. “Oh, going so soon? Well, it was nice seeing you again.”

>Chrysalis calmly places the book down in front of Twilight. “That was bad, and you should feel bad. Come, Anon.”

>Twilight just blinks, uncertain to respond. Next stop: Rarity.

 

>Carousel Boutique was, well, not full, to say the least.

>With the winter dying down, ponies didn’t really need to obtain much clothing, so Rarity was free to do whatever it was Rarity does.

>With your friends behind you, you make your way into the boutique.

>Rarity is, for once, not in the back. She smiles, happy to see at least one of you.

“Hi there Rarity.”

>”Hello Darling. Chrysalis, Rainbow, good to see you again!”

>Chrysalis nods at her.

>”So, how can I help you, darling?”

>Chrysalis points a hoof at your crotch. You facepalm, mostly to hide your reddening face.

>Rarity gives Chrysalis a sceptical look. “Please tell me you’re not asking me to do what I think you are. Because I won’t.”

“What she’s trying to say is that I need something to distract me from... that. I got drugged, and they’re not wearing off. Any ideas?”

>”Ah, that’s much better.” She gives Chrysalis a disappointed look.

>”Oh don’t give me that. He’s mine anyway.”

>Rainbow clears her throat. Chrysalis turns to her. “He’s mine. Anyway, ideas?”

>Rarity ponders this for awhile. “Well, I usually distract myself with making outfits... Though I’m pretty sure that isn’t really something Anon wants to do.”

“Yeah, I’ll pass.”

>”Well, perhaps the Spa? I can always unwind there.”

 

>The Spa, huh? That might just work.

>Chrysalis smiles, “Ooh! That’s a wonderful idea. I haven’t been there in ages...”

“You went to the spa last week.”

>”Yes, like I said. Forever. Come.”

>She trots out leaving you with Rainbow and Rarity. The rainbow mare hovers over to you.

>”What was she talking about? Since when are you hers?”

“Rainbow, I’m not in the right state of mind to explain right now. Let’s just go to the spa?”

>She frowns. “Fine. But I’m expecting deluxe treatment.”

“Yeah yeah, sure. Burn more of my money away...”

>You make your way out of the library, Rainbow following right behind. Rarity shakes her head.

>”That Anon... Always getting himself into trouble.”

>The Spa, unfortunately, was quite a ways from Rarity’s home. Typical.

>You really hope that this works out. Desperation is starting to take hold.

“Uh, Chrysalis, mind if I take the lead?”

>”Why?”

“Chrysalis, please.”

>She rolls her eyes, stopping long enough for you to pass her. You nod in recognition, but don’t do much else.

>Rainbow watches you worriedly. You’ve seen better days.

>Even Chrysalis seems to be softening up. As far as she can tell, you look completely drained of all energy.

 

>The Spa comes into view soon enough. Your head is still pounding.

>Maybe this will work out. You’re not exactly a sensitive guy.

>Though, there’s no telling what sort techniques Aloe and her sister might employ. It’s not like you’ve actually gone through the full Deluxe treatment.

>Desperate times call for desperate measures.

>You walk into the Spa, catching Aloe talking to one of her employees. Perfect.

>Before Chrysalis can blab about this, you quickly walk over to Aloe.

>”Hm? Oh Anon, hello!”

“Hi Aloe. I got drugged a week ago, super boner, need to relax. Deluxe treatment please.”

>She blinks, taking it all in. She glances to the super boner in question.

>”That definitely looks painful. Relaxation will help. Yes, come with me right away!”

>She leads you downstairs, leaving the other two upstairs. Sorry girls, but it’s only Anon this time.

>And so, Aloe (with the occasional helping hoof of Lotus) begins to take to you through pretty much every process the spa had.

>You got a manicure and pedicure, though you still think that it’s a silly thing for you to be doing.

>Then you get a number of advanced massages and other things. She’s really good at this...

>In fact, you’re probably more relaxed now than you have been all week. It was that good.

>”You’re so stiff back here Anon. You need to come by much more often...”

“Yeah... I’ll remember that...”

>She smiles, quite aware of how much you’re enjoying this. Good times...

 

>You glance over the mare in question, who had been kind enough to give all these treatments personally.

>Usually that Quake fellow did the massages, but here she was.

>You inadvertently find yourself staring at her flank. It was such a bright pink...

>You fight as hard as you can to not reach over and touch it. That would spell disaster.

>”Anon? You’re staring at my flank.”

“Yes. I know.”

>Aloe gives you a pretty bad pokerface. “Just checking.”

“Sorry about that. This stuff is messing with my head.”

>She nods, then continues. Aaahh....

>”That must be awful. How’d that even happen anyway?”

“Luna had one of her guards fuck with my wine-Ah-and well, the rest is history.”

>”Luna?” She pauses, looking at you. “You’ve got even Luna after you Anon? How do you even do that?”

“I don’t even remember...”

>Regardless, the massage was soon finished.

>A few more miscellenous treatments went by, before finally you found yourself in the Spa’s steam room.

>You had been sceptical of the whole robe thing, but they had successfully provided one big enough for you.

>Sitting back, you occasionally glance over to Aloe, who was maintaining the humidity. No rest for the weary, huh?

>”So, how has it been? Feeling any better?”

“A bit, yeah. Thanks.”

>”No problem, Anon. You’re welcome back anytime. Though, I’m still curious about something...”

 

>Red flag, Anon.

>Brain, cool your shit. You don’t have to worry about Aloe.

“Oh? What’s up?”

>”Well, when are these magic drugs supposed to wear off? I’ve never seen anything that lasts this long.”

“You’ve seen things like this before?”

>”Perhaps.”

>She doesn’t elaborate further. Of course.

“Well, I don’t know. It was supposed to be gone today.”

>She seems a bit worried by this revelation. Thinking about it, you too were getting just a bit antsy.

>What if it’s permanent? You’ll forever be the guy with a raging boner.

>Well, you could always just have sex a lot. That’d solve all your problems.

>Except you can’t do that. You’re not attracted to furry equines.

>Is that a fact? Then why are you staring at Aloe’s flank?

>Aloe is quite aware of this, though she’s doing her best to ignore it. She pours some water on the coals, making more steam.

>”Feel free to let me know if you need anything...”

>How about now Anon? Still no Red Flag? Anon?

“Uh... Haha... Yeah. Aloe, I’m... wondering...”

>”Yes?”

“...How much do some more... special services cost?”

>Oh fuck Anon why the hell did you say that?

 

>You can’t tell if she’s blushing through all the steam, but she probably is.

>”Oh. Things like that? Well...”

“N-Never mind. Pretend I said nothing. I said nothing!”

>”Look, Anon, I can tell you’re stressed out. If you want I could... give you a hoof.”

“Nope! I’m perfectly fine! Nope! I should go! Yes!”

>You quickly rise, making your way out of the steam room. You nearly bump into Lotus on your way out.

>”Is everything alright?”

“Absolutely fine! I definitely didn’t ask to have sex with your sister! Good day to you!”

>You quickly run off to a changeroom, putting your clothes back on.

>Exitting the room, you find Aloe and Lotus. Yep, Aloe is blushing.

>Aloe speaks.”Anon, sorry about that. I didn’t mean to make you uncomf-“

“It’s FINE! I’m off! See you! I’ll send you a check!”

>You run off. Yeah Anon, you’re officially losing your shit. You just asked a Spa pony to fuck you.

>Within seconds you’re upstairs. You’re in no better state.

>Chrysalis rolls her eyes. “Oh hello stud. How was /your/ treatment?”

“Fine. FINE.”

>”Honestly Anon, this is getting silly. Let’s just go home. Maybe watch a movie.”

“Ha! Haha. Yeah. No. I’m out of here. You’ll do something, I’m sure!”

>Rushing past her, you leave the Spa. Where you’re going?

>...Well, not even you really know.

 

>After freaking out and running around for what was maybe twenty minutes, you found yourself at Fluttershy’s cottage. You aren’t even sure how that happened.

>Well, maybe she has some advice for you. Yes. Let’s try that.

>Still a bit crazy, you push open the door. Wait. You’re supposed to knock. Fuck.

>”Oh? Somep0ny’s at the door?”

>Stepping in, you look around, breathing heavily.

>You quickly spot Fluttershy, who freezes in place. She’s staring at the rather obvious lump in your pants.

“Fluttershy. Hi! I need some help.”

>”Help? W-With what?”

>You step closer to her. “Well, I got drugged by Luna awhile back. You were there I think. Anyway, this thing is killing me. What should I do?”

>”Oh. Oh... Uh... Anon, why are you standing over me like that?”

>...

>Oh. You are standing right over her. You quickly back the fuck up.

“Sorry. I’m not thinking straight at the moment. I’m surprised I was even able to explain anything to you right now...”

>”Uh, well... Have you considered... sex?”

“Fluttershy, I’m not attracted to you or anyp0ny else!”

>That came out far harsher than you intended. “Oh.”

“Sorry about that. Ugh... Look, I don’t want to have sex with any ponies...”

>”But Anon, it’s... well, you’ve been like this awhile. You need to have sex!”

“I need to?”

>”Yes! You look awful Anon. It’ll be good for you!”

 

>Good for you? Good for you!? Come on Fluttershy, let’s not even go there.

>Actually Anon, she might have a point.

“...You think it’ll make me feel better if I have sex. Explain.”

>She shifts nervously. “W-Well, you’re keeping your stress all pent up inside... If you release it you’ll feel much better! I read it in a book once! It’s true!”

“Not everything you read in books is true, Fluttershy.”

>”But this is! Come on! You won’t know until you try!”

>She looks away. “I’d love to uh... be your test subject. If you’ll let me.”

“...Come on Fluttershy, are you even trying to be subtle? Come on.”

>”Yeah, I suppose that was too obvious.”

>You share a laugh with her, though you’re still not feeling much better.

>”So... Are you going to try it?”

>Eh... Well, you still aren’t really sure. While your dick definitely wants to, your mind isn’t really in the right place.

>You stand about, weighing the potential consequences. On one hand, you’d be fucking a horse.

>A bug like horse, but still a horse. Even if she turns into a human.

>On the other hand, you’ll be free of all these headaches. Well, maybe not. There’s no way to be certain this would cure you. Hm...

>However, you do have feelings for Chrysalis. It’s not like she’s just some mare.

>But, she’ll never let you live it down. Oh the choices.

“Thanks for the help Fluttershy. I’ve made up my mind. See you later.”

>You turn, exiting the home. Your mind was made up.

 

>It was some time later when you got back home. You needed to make sure Chrysalis had gone home already.

>Entering your domain, you quickly heard the television on. Good good...

>You walk to your living room’s doorway. The ponies inside, Derpy, Dinky, Rainbow and Chrysalis all turn to you. Ditto is missing for some reason.

>Chrysalis frowns. “Oh look, you’re back. What were you up to?”

“Nothing really. Just talking. Come here for a sec, would you?”

>”Me? I’m watching a show.”

“Chrysalis, now.”

>Grumbling, she trots over to you. “This better be good.”

“Come.”

>You head off upstairs, leading the mare into your room. She’s still upset that you’ve interrupted her.

>But you’re pretty sure her mood will change in a moment.

>Initiating lockdown, you lock up the door, close the windows and whathaveyou.

>”Well? What do you want?”

“I need to have sex. Congratulations, you’re the next contestant on the Price is Right.”

>It takes her a few seconds to figure out you’re being serious.

>”You... Want to have sex... with me?” She bursts out into a joyous laughter. “Took you long enough.”

“Chrysalis, let’s just get this over with, alright?”

>”I’m not rushing anything. I will savour this moment...”

>Your pokerface defences finally fail you. That grin is rustling your jimmies to hell and back.

>But, hey. At least you’re getting laid...

 

>It was not what you expected, to say the least.

>At least it was enjoyable. Though, a how many years old changeling would hopefully gain some experience in acts such as these.

>Still, it could have gone better. Or worse, really.

>Chrysalis purrs softly, doing her best to cuddle with you. You’re not really receptive.

>Not that you don’t care, oh no. Nothing like that. You’re just fucking tired.

>How long had you two been at it? An hour? Four? You weren’t even sure.

>The drugs were clearly to blame. Most of the details had become a hazy blur in your big hollow head.

>”Mmm.... So... Feeling any better?”

>You grunt, shrugging as best you can. “Yeah, a bit...”

>”Good...” She leans in, pecking your cheek.

>She moves away, yawning. “I have to say though, that was... weird. Very weird.”

“Don’t tell me you’re disappointed...”

>”No, no... Well, maybe a bit. You’re not really... big.”

“Come on. I’m not that bad.”

>She gives you a mock apologetic look. “You just need practice. And I’ll be here to give it.”

“I don’t remember signing up for this...”

>”It’s a package deal Anon. Trust me, it’ll be fun.”

“...Great.”

>You groan, not really sure what to think. Now you had no excuses. For anything.

>Well, at least the headache is gone. That’s always nice. Yeah...

>And with that, you soon found yourself fast asleep. No bad dreams. No crazy fetishes.

>Nothing. Just you, your changeling queen, and your thoughts.

>...

 

>Downstairs, in your living room...

>Rainbow and Derpy were content to sit about, watching TV. For awhile.

>After about an hour of no sign of their hosts though, the two began to wonder what was taking so long.

>Derpy assured Rainbow Dash that it was nothing. Rainbow wasn’t so sure.

>However, she wasn’t curious enough to look in through Anon’s windows. She wasn’t Fluttershy after all.

>Still. Why would Anon need Chrysalis for so long anyway?

>The only thing she could think of that would need so long was...

>No. They couldn’t be doing that. Anon said she’d get the first shot.

>He wouldn’t break his promise. Would he?

>”You okay, Rainbow Dash?”

>”Y-Yeah, I’m just peachy. Uh... I think I’m gonna head out. Say bye to Anon for me.”

>She nods. “Sure thing! Say good bye Dinky.”

>The filly waves, oblivious to what’s going on.

>Rainbow left Anon’s house, having nothing else to do.

>She’d ask Anon what the hell tomorrow. She knew he’d stay loyal though.

>While she didn’t like the term, Anon WAS her bro. It was a mutual arrangement.

>Anon would betray her. Never.

>He was too nice for that.

>...Right?