Anon and Chrysalis Ch 02

The Marvellous Mishaps of Anon and Chrysalis

Chapter 2: This is a story, all about how...

 

>A week later...

>Things were pretty much the same as always, morningroutine.file running as it would

>Well, except the whole, other evil pony in your house

>And that you've been eating more eggs than you normally would

>But eggs weren't exactly expensive, so it wasn't hurting your wallet much

>While Applejack had kept her distance from your property since the smackdown Chrysalis had delivered, Fluttershy still hadn't gotten the message, and kept popping by to 'hang out' and 'chill, if that's okay with you...'

>Generally, you said no. Didn't have time for her nonsense

>The one time you actually said yes, she, you, and Chrysalis (who wasn't "going to let you hang out with HER unsupervised") had some tea

>Which was drugged, as you should of figured

>Luckily, Chrysalis shrugged it off and kick Flutters out. Or at least that's the story she gave.

>And, thanks to your mandatory schedule, you were generally busy and had things to do

>Though, TV was still a big part of your day

 

>Either way, you were more or less forced to host a get together at your house with the Main 6.

>You were a bit worried of Applejack and Flutters both being in your house, but you shrugged it off.

>What were they gonna do? Rape you in front of everyone? Haha. No.

>Chrysalis had scheduled herself to some 'royal affairs' in her room that day, so you wouldn't have to worry about her killing the mood either. Maybe.

>And so you prepped for thier arrival, at seven. It would be glorious.

>Or would of been, if they hadn't shown up an hour early.

"What are you guys all doing here? It's an hour early..."

>"Uh, partner, I think you've forgotten something."

>Rainbro cant help but laugh.

>What the hell bro?

>You point to the clock on your wall

"Pretty sure that one says seven."

>Twilight rolls her eyes, "Pretty sure someone forgot about Spring Forward."

>You blink.

>Shit. She was right

 

>Grumbling aside, it wasn't too bad

>Pinkie helped you set up the remaining snacks and everyone settle in your living room

>Things were going, well, good. For once.

>"So, how's everything been with you, darling?"

>You think, things had been going well, really.

"Good."

>Rarity smiles warmly. "And what about that new companion of yours? How is she?"

>Applejack laughs, "Come on Rares, I think we all know how she's doin'."

>She raises her eyebrows suggestively and then winks at you.

>Code Yellow. Jimmies on standby.

"Yeah. She's perfectly fine."

>Applejack gives you a look, but relents when Rainbow gives her one of her own.

>Fluttershy just squeaks

>If she weren't a sex crazed rapist, you might find it adorable

>But not really

 

>Twilight looks up at you, "Well, where is she hiding at anyway? I didn't really get to talk to her at the party last week."

>Rarity nods, "That's true. She seems pretty reserved, doesn't she."

>Applejack smiles, "Well, she's warmed up to Anon at least." She winks at you.

>Your jimmies remain stable, despite her efforts

>"Darling, why don't you bring her down. I'd love to see her again."

>You think, would that be a good idea?

>Well, at least you'd have more backup in case shit hit the fan

>May as well ask. What harm could it do?

"I'll see if she's not busy."

>You get up, and see the smiles on everyp0ny's face. You're sure now that she'd enjoy these moments if she just got to know them.

>...Then again, these moments didn't really last that long.

>You head upstairs, and hear some chatter. You think it's Rainbro berrating Applelust, but you aren't really focusing enough to know for sure.

>You turn the corner, and you arrive at Chrysalis' room.

>You knock

 

>You wait patiently, for a response. You hear her mumble something and then,

>"Anon? What is it. I'm busy!"

>You roll your eyes. She's ALWAYS busy.

>You open the door to face her

"Yes, well I just... What."

>You frown and take a look at the room.

>She's been redecorating, obviously, with the furniture she used  various shades of green with black accents. But that's not what's caught your attention.

>It's the fairly big, heavily armored Changeling sitting by the small table you had given her for per plotting a few days before.

>He looks at you, and raises an eyebrow but says nothing.

>You look to the Queen, who was now in her original appearance again

"Who the hell is that, and why is he in my house?"

>Code Orange. Jimmies are initiating rustling cycle.

>Chrysalis glares at you, "He's the commander of my troops. Treat him with respect!"

>You glare back. The commander looks on uneasily

 

"Yes, well, it's my house. You know, you could ask before bringing random p0nies into it."

>"Well if you bothered to go over my schedule like I had requested, you would of known all about this tactical meeting."

"And why would I need to go over your Schedule to know about you bringing p0nies I don't know here?"

>That was a bit louder than you'd like, but you're on a roll

"That's a thing you do, you know. You tell the owner of the house when you bring strangers in!"

>"He's no stranger to ME, Anonymous! He would not damage your home, if that's what you're concerned about!" She rolls her eyes

>"You are far too possessive of these... articles." She gestures around, "It's not even high quality, yet you act like it is your life."

>You glare at her. Stop insulting my house, damnit.

"Whatever. I'm going to go enjoy the night with my friends. You do... whatever."

>You turn and stalk off, ignoring the door slam behind you.

>You begin to head downstairs, then notice all your pony friends (and Applejack. And Fluttershy) were at the base, worried. (Except Applerape, who was more curious)

 

>By the time you reach the base, you're being flooded with questions

>Most of them you don't really note but then

>"Yaknow Anon, y'all shouldn't just let yer Marefriend cheat on you under yer own roof."

>Code Red. Jimmies rustled.

>You turn and glare at her, as does Rainbro

>She smiles at first, but her smile starts to waver, "Y'all should kick her, uh, to the curb and stuff. She's no good, Ah tell ya."

>Pinkie is giving her a look now too

"Look, Applejack. I'm going to make this clear. Chrysalis, is not, and never will be, my 'Marefriend.' Now unless you plan on cutting the inuendos, you can go. I'm not in the mood for this anymore."

>She takes a step back, her smile as dead as your jimmie.

>She hmphs. "Well fine. Be that way. Don't say ah didn't warn ya."

>She trots off, miffed. Her jimmies are probably rustling too.

>Fluttershy starts to shake; without Applejack her changes went from zero to... zero.

>"Um, I. Oh! I need to, uh, get angel a, um. Special medincine! I better g-go!"

>She trots out after Applejack

>Well, at least that's dealt with.

 

>The rest of the night goes... poorly.

>You're still fairly miffed about Chrysalis bringing in some Commander guy without your permission.

>She could of at least apologized, but i guess she's beyond that as 'royalty'

>Either way, the get together fell apart pretty quickly, and soon enough, it was just you and Pinkie left, who had volunteered to help clean up.

>Though, there wasn't really any messes to clean, but it was the thought that counted.

>You sighed, what a messy night it had been, though

>"So, uh, Anon?"

>You look at Pinkie, exhaustion showing on your face

>"What exactly did, Chrysalis do?"

>You frown.

"She had some guy I don't know in her room. They were discussing something or other. She didn't get permission to bring people here, so you can see why I'm pretty upset."

>She nods quickly, a bit worried, "Well, uh. You should go talk to her. I should probably head out."

>You nod.

"Thanks, I will."

>She starts to head out but you stop her

"Oh, and you can tell Rainbow to stop guarding my house. Applejack and Flutters ain't coming back tonight. I know that much."

 

>You snatch a bottle of scotch, which you had finally bothered to replace, and took a seat in your living room

>Well, if you can't get her to apologize, you can still get drunk as hell

>You pour a glass, but then just take a swig from the bottle

>It's not like anyone else even drinks this stuff; Rainbro always brings her own, and Chrysalis never expressed any interest

>You sigh, and reach for your remote

>...Where was your remote?

>You look around your room, trying to find the same thing without having to get up

>Oh, there it is; on the floor near your couch's far side. Must of fallen off from somepony sitting there.

>Well damnit, can't be bothered

>However, before you can mope further, the remote glows a green color, but darker than Chrysalis', and floats over to you

>You turn to the doorway, and find the officier from before

"You want something?"

>He flinches a bit as you snatch the remote from the air

>"Just wanted to apologize on behalf of her highness. She is still agitated from her recent defeat in-"

"Yeah, I know. Whatever."

>The guy's voice sounded all scratchy. Was actually hurting your ears a bit.

 

>He nods, and begins backing out

"Actually, hold up. Come here."

>The commander pauses, but slowly walks in regardless

>He takes a seat on your couch, and shifts a bit

"So, um. What's your name again?"

>He blinks, "My name? Commander Ditto, sir."

>You smile a bit at the sir, and take another swig

"Well, 'Ditto', what exactly were you and miss no-apologies talking about upstairs?"

>He pauses, looking off to the side

>You figured he was considering who it'd be better to upset; you or her.

>He picks her, surprisingly enough, "Just a tactical report on the surrounding area."

>You take another swig

"Just a tactical report?"

>He nods, "Yes. In case we need to fight here, we know where enemy supply lines lie, and such."

>You're not really paying attention anymore

"Hey, want a drink?"

 

>After that, things got a bit blurry.

>You remember him getting fairly wasted from a single glass and you blacked out a bit later

>At least you managed to get back into your bed

>Ignoring the fairly painful headache, you pushed onwards and initated your morning routine

>Despite some slowdown, it went just as well, and you started on making breakfast; for yourself only, this time

>Knock Knock

>God damnit

>Oh boy, it's Fluttershy

"What is it this time?"

>She looks down

>"W-Well, I know you were upset about last night, so I thought I'd cheer you up..."

>She gives an impossibly adorable smile

>God damnit, say no Brain

>I cant man, the feels

"Fine."

 

>She walks in after you, and you head back into the Kitchen

>You the toast you made but a scream makes you lose your grip

>They go flying, and land on your plate at the table

>Nice throw, Anon

>Wait, who's screaming

>You rush over to the living room, to find Fluttershy all huddle up in the corner, scared out of her mind

"Fluttershy, what the hell? What's wrong?"

>She shakily points to your couch

>And you see why she's freaked out

>There's Commander Ditto totally passed out on your couch, drooling a bit (He's definately cleaning your couch later)

>Code Applejack! CODE APPLEJACK!

>Shit shit shit

>You walk over quitely to the Changeling officier and pick him up, careful to not wake him

>You walk the dinosaur over to a window, open it, and throw him out into the bushes

>He'll be fine. He's got black armor on.

>Now, for damage control

 

>You slowly walk up to Fluttershy who's still huddle up in the corner

"Um. YOu okay?"

>She looks up at you, "T-That was a Changeling! Why was a Changeling on your couch!"

>Well shit, there goes plan A

"Honestly, I don't know."

>She narrows her eyes at you, "You don't know? But it's your house! How could a Changeling have gotten in! This house is secure! I would know!"

>She blinks at that last part, you just sigh

"Honestly, I have no idea why that Changeling, whatever that is, was on my couch. Now, then."

>You take a deep breathe, and sit in your armchair

"Weren't you going to try and seduce me again?"

>She slowly gets up, and starts towards you, but stops herself

>"You... You really aren't afraid of the Changeling, were you."

>While they looked pretty weird, you couldn't say they are /that/ scary.

"No, not particularily."

>Fluttershy grins, turns, and flies out

>Your eyes widen, and you call out:

"Damnit no! Changelings aren't my fetish!"

 

>Before you can even think of what devious Changeling related fetishes Fluttershy would come up, you heard a buzz head downstairs

>You sigh, and look up at Chrysalis who stood in the doorway, a somewhat worried expression on her face

"Good morning, Chrysalis."

>"Good morning." She looks about the room, "What was all that yelling about?"

>You frown, and shake your head

"Fluttershy stumbled upon your little Commander."

>Her eyes go wide at this, "What!? Why was he still here? I told him to return to our camp and... Agh!"

>He begins pacing, frustration growing by the step

>"Oh, when I get my hooves on him..."

"Chrysalis, leave him be. It was my fault anyway."

>She turns to you, rasing an eyebrow, "Hm? What do you mean, Anonymous?"

>You sigh, again.

 

"Pretty much, I decided to get drunk to forget our little spat last night. He showed up, and I offered him a glass."

>You shake your head

"He was out cold after he finished it."

>She looks at you from her perch on your couch, "Uh. Right. And what exactly did he drink that knocked him out?"

"Some scotch. But not on the rocks." You chuckle at your poor joke, though Chrysalis does not share in your humor

>"What exactly is this scotch substance. I have never heard of it before."

>You blink and just stare at her, at a loss for words

"Seriously?"

>She fidgets slightly, "Did I stutter, human? Show me what you gave him."

>Her words lacked the impact they usually had. She was either scared, tired, or both

>Regardless, you fetch a bottle, and pour her a glass

>She takes a sip, but spits it out, "Disgusting!"

>You roll your eyes and take a drink of yours, [spoiler][/spoiler]"You get used to it."

 

>She glares at you, harsher than normal, "This substance is poison, Anon. Stop drinking it!"

>You respond by taking another drink.

"Seems fine to me."

>She gawks at your insistance, "Where is Commander Ditto? He could be in danger thanks to your 'Scotch.'"

>It hits you that perhaps these Changeling's might be unable to process the alchohol in these drinks.

>Better go check on the Commander then

>You point to the open window, "Should be in the bush under that window."

>Chrysalis nods, and gets up

>You open your mouth to say something, but she transforms into her standard Pony form before you can tell her too.

>You take another drink as the door opens and closes

>Your mind wanders back to what craziness Fluttershy would come up with next

>And then you worry that she'd blab to her friends, and bring in the guard...

>But you are distracted again, by a worried trot approaching you

>"Anon, he's not in the bush."

 

>The words echo in your mind

>He's not in the bush. Not in the bush.

>But he was passed out. If he wasn't in the bush...

>Fluttershy.

>Well shit. How are we going to get around this roadblock?

>You couldn't just waltz over to her house and go "Hi Fluttershy, can I have my Changeling back? Thanks."

>Or could you?

>Perhaps you could explain he was Chrysalis' assisstant from... Wherever you decided she had moved in from

>Trottingham? No, Twilight knew Scientists from Trottingham...

>Manehatten? Yeah that might work. She wanted to get out of the big city.

>"Anon, are you still with me?"

>Oh right, Chrysalis is still here.

"Uh, I know where Ditto is."

>"Where?"

"...Fluttershy's cottage."

 

>Before you could even fully explain the plan, you found yourself being almost dragged over to the cottage where Fluttershy lived

>At least, after you let Chrysalis know the direction to take to get there

>And so, your dastardly duo headed over

>"Hey Anon! Hi Chrys, what's up?"

>You both looked up to see Rainbow Dash flying overhead

>Chrysalis glared at her, "You will refer to me as Chrysalis, and nothing else!"

>She laughs a little at her demands, "Fine, jeez. No need to freak out over it."

>She lands in front of you, and you give her a smile. Perhaps she could help?

>"So, what are you two up too? If I didn't know better, I'd say you were headin' to Fluttershy's."

>She chuckles at this; Normally she'd be right to do so

"We are."

>She stops, and looks at you, surprised, "What? Why?"

>Chrysalis grinds her teeth, "She has taken my co-, erm, assisstant captive. He must be returned!"

>Rainbow narrows her eyes, "Damnit Fluttershy! Come on, lets hurry!"

>She flies off towards the cottage, you and Chrysalis run after her

 

>Finally, the cottage came into view

>Rainbro was already furiously banging on the door to get Fluttershy to come out

>"I know you're in there Fluttershy!"

>As you walk up from behind the door finally opens, Rainbow falling in slightly from her failed knock

>You look into to see a very pissed off rabbit in a night robe

>Angel Bunny, the Scourge of Man

>You take a step back, but don't immediately run off

"Hi Angel. Sorry to wake you, but is Fluttershy around? We need to ask her something very importatnt."

>The rabbit does a silent yawn, then points towards the back of the cottage.

"Ah, thanks yo--"

>Slam. Luckily you and Chrysalis weren't that close to the door, though Rainbro isn't quite as lucky.

>"Ah! Stupid rabbit... Why does she put up with him..." She rubs her sore snout

"You okay, Rainbro?"

>She smiles at you, "Yeah, I'll be fine. Come on"

>She rushes off to the back end

>Chrysalis looks at you, "She's always in a rush, isn't she."

"She's gotta go fast."

 

>You catch up to her behind the cottage, and find Rainbow and a goat having an... arguement in front of Fluttershy's coop

>"Where is she buster! I know she's back here!"

>The goat just rolls its eyes and bleats at her.

>Those things never were good at the whole speaking thing. Makes you wonder how that 'Iron Will' guy even understood 'em.

>The two of you approach, and you cross your arms at it

"Look, we need to see Fluttershy. Where is she."

>"She's underneath him."

>You and Rainbro look at Chrysalis, who is pointing at the, now that was brought up, obvious cellar door the Goat was standing on top of.

>Rainbro shoulder checks the goat out of position, who bleats in objection at us entering

>Too bad that's exactly what you did

>The staircase down was fairly clean, and it to another door, which was locked

>You could hear... Something coming in from behind the door, but you weren't sure what

>You weren't sure you wanted to know either

 

>Knock Knock

>The sound stopped, followed by a slow trot over to the door

>You wait patiently with your partners as many, many locks are undone

>Eventually, the door opens a crack, to reveal Fluttershy looking out cautiously

>She looks up and sees your nope.avi face

>"Anon? I, uh, why are you in my cellar?"

"What do you think, Fluttershy?"

>She looks down, thinking, then notices Rainbow and Chrysalis.

>"You wanted to have an orgy? I... I don't know, Anon..."

>Pokerface initated

"No, Fluttershy. I'm here for Ditto."

>She frowns, "Oh."

>"Who's Ditto?"

 

"The Changeling from this morning. I don't know, and don't want to know what you've been doing to him in here, but bring him out, or we'll take him by force."

>Rainbro raises an eyebrow at this, but says nothing

>She starts, and backs up a bit, "I, uh. Oh my. O-one second..."

>The door closes, and you hear her trot off a bit

>"Okay, um. Y-You can go. Lets get these off..."

>You blink.

"Do we dare ask?"

>Rainbro shakes her head, "Yeah, lets not."

>A few minutes pass, and eventually you hear some trotting, one less steady than the other

>The door opens, and Ditto the great stumbles out

>He's shaking visibly, and there's some liquids on his leg-

>Fucking Fluttershy. Don't even want to know

"Can you walk."

>He looks up to you, "Y-Yes."

 

>You quickly get the fuck out of there, and head back to your house

>You arrive outside, but stop Ditto from walking in.

"Wait here. I'll be right back."

>You walk around to the side, and fetch a hose

>You walk back and look at him sadly

>"Sir? W-What are you--"

>Spray

>You are NOT letting Fluttershy's fluids into your house. That smell is impossible to get rid of. You've burned enough couches.

>After half a minute or so, you shut off the spray

>He spits out some whatever, and looks at you angrily

>Chrysalis glares at you, "Was that really necessary?"

>You turn to her, you gaze as cold as the water

"Yes"

 

>Finally inside, Rainbro fetched Ditto a towel

>Everyone gathers more or less in the Living room, on or around your couch

>Rainbro looks at your companions, then back at you, "So uh, what is going here that I missed?"

>You look at Chrysalis, and then to Ditto, who was still fairly shaken up

>You sigh, lets see how much you can reveal without revealing anything

"That guy there is Ditto. She's Chrysalis' assisstant."

>Rainbro looks over at him, then to Chrysalis herself

>"Uh, okay. I didn't know Changelings did the assisstant thing for ponies."

>She obviously isn't fully convinced.

>You sigh

"They don't. Chrysalis is also a changeling."

>Chrysalis' eyes go wide at this fact

>Rainbow nods, "Oh, well I guess that makes sense."

 

>Rainbow frowns, thinking, "You know, the only Changelings I've met were pretty evil."

>Chrysalis looks intently at Rainbow, Ditto mirroring her from beside her

>"But you two seem alright." She smiles at the duo, who weakly smile back

>She frowns suddenly, and looks at the nearby clock.

>"I should uh, probably get back to work."

>You chuckle at this, "Yes, you probably should. See you later?"

>She nods quickly, taking flight and zooming out within a blink of an eye

>A minute passes in silence

>"So, now what?"

>You and Chrysalis turn to the 'assisstant,' Ditto.

>She sighs, "I'm honestly not sure. I guess you will need a disguise too?"

"I wasn't aware you planned on keeping him here."

>You smile deviously,

"Just try not to be too loud tonight, will ya?"

 

>Herfacewhen was glorious.

>She had become so red and flustered that her disguise was actually flickering somewhat

>You laugh at that

"I was just kidding, Jeez."

>Her death glare doesn't weaken in the slightest

>Better change the subject

"So, uh, Ditto, how was Fluttershy's cellar?"

>He shivers and looks down, "It was..."

>Chrysalis turns to him, her fury dissipating; you also are at least morbidly curious of what the fuck was going on

>"Ugh. Lets just say she has... endurance."

>Your pokerface falters.

>You can't even describe how sorry you feel for him.

 

>Eventually he heads out to this 'camp' Chrysalis keeps mentioning

>She won't elaborate. It's just 'where everyp0ny is based'

>You can't be assed to press her for the details, so you just sit and relax

>Having nothing to do that they, you fetch your schedule, and your copy of Chrysalis' schedule

>You figure you may as well keep on top of what she's doing.

>Unfortunately, nothing seems to stand out at the moments

>There will be another 'royal meeting' a few weeks, but considering it'd just be Ditto again, you don't really care.

>Looking at your schedule, you remember your plans for the next night

>You had finally convinced Twilight and company to play some poker

>And with your unbreakable Poker face, nothing would stand in your way of getting all thier hard earned bits

>But that was tommorrow

>And it was only 2 in the afternoon. Fuck.

 

>The next night

>After doing mundane tasks for the last two days, the night had arrived

>Unfortunately Rainbro wasn't coming, having to work night shift due to 'slacking as usual'

>Then again, you didn't really like taking her money like this

>Or at all, for that matter

>You knocked on the Library door, figuring it'd be more polite than just bursting in

>Twilight magics open the door, "Evening Anon!"

"Hi Twilight. May I come in?"

>She smiles, "Of course! We knew you were coming, after all"

>You walk in, and see the table is set up and everything. Rarity is there too, as is...

>Lyra

>Oh boy. This will be good

>A few other random ponies were about too, Colgate, Roseluck, and good ol' Derpy.

>Why Derpy was here you had no idea.

>Twilight took a seat and smiled at you, "And don't worry, I've been reading up on this game!"

>She floats up a book, 'Eggheads Guide to Gambling'

>You stiffle a laugh. This would be too easy.

 

>And, thus far, it was. Rarity, as usual, was the dealer, and didn't play herself.

>Twilight was nigh unable to play a hand properly, and quickly ran out of bits after going all in on a pair of queens

>Colgate wasn't much better, and ran out of bits in a showdown with Lyra

>Who was so busy focusing on your hands that she didnt realize she bet on an Eight high, and busted

>So that left you, and Derpy

>And you for one, were set. You had a straight.

"Well Derpy, I'm all in. You?"

>Derpy nods her head, "Me too!"

>You grinned as you showed off your hand. Straight, Queen High. You had won.

>Derpy smiles... Derpily, and shows off her hand.

>Also a straight. But hers ended with an ace.

>Is this shit serious?

 

>Derpy cheers and gathers up all the bits

>You frown and shake your head

"How could this be? My Pokerface is unbeatable..."

>Twilight puts a hoof on your shoulder, "Don't worry Anon. We all lost." You just sigh

>She sits back in her spot and clears her throat

>"Well then. I have an announcement to make, everyp0ny."

>You roll your eyes. This should be good.

>Derpy smiles, and looks at Twilight, though only with one eye

>Rarity finishes gathering up the cards, "Oh? What's on your mind darling?"

>Twilight smiles giddily

>"Well, as we all know, my brother Shining Armor got married a little over a week ago."

>Lyra stops gazing at your hands finally, turning to Twilight

>"To that Cadance mare, right? Isn't she an Alicorn?"

>Twilight nods, "Yes, that's right."

 

>Lyra's eyes shine at this, "Wow! Alicorns are supposed to be super powerful, aren't they?"

>Twilight backs up uneasily, "Well, yes. That's generally the case..."

>She quiets down, letting Twilight continue.

>"Well, anyhow, Princess Celestia gave my brother the whole month off after all that Changeling nonesense in Canterlot."

>You frown. Did this mean what you thought it meant?

>Rarity gasps, "You don't mean..."

>Twilight nods happily, "Yep! Thier coming down to Ponyville to visit!"

>Lrya squeals. Loudly. Colgate cringed at the noise.

>"This is great! I can finally get hands!"

>You can't help but facepalm at this

>Twilight is not amused. "Lyra, first of all, I promised Shining Armor that nop0ny would pester them while they were here."

>Lyra's smile falters, "And secondly, I'm pretty sure Cadance can't use any magic like that."

>Lyra looks down, defeated. As creepy as she was, you didn't like seeing her all sad.

"But do you know that for certain, Twilight?"

 

>Twilight looks at you, raising an eyebrow, "Er, well, no. But I'm pretty sure-"

>Lyra cuts her off, "Pretty sure isn't absolutely! There's still hope!"

>She cheers. Derpy also cheers for some reason. You weren't sure why, honestly.

>Twilight glares at her, while Rarity and Colgate just smile at the shenangins

>Lyra smiles, "Twilight, is it okay if I stay the night! I want to be here as soon as they get here to say hello!"

>"Absolutely not, Lyra! I promised Shining Armor!"

"But isn't Lyra your friend? It's not like she's papparatzi or anything like that,"

>Twilight frowns, "Well no. But still! He'll be upset if someone starts pestering his wife as soon as he gets here!"

>Lyra deflates at this

>You frown at Twilight

"That wasn't very nice, Twilight. Lyra doesn't pester p0nies. She's just curious about things."

>Twilight just glares at you, "The answer is still no."

"Twilight."

>"The answer is no!"

>You give her a blank stare. Your Pokerface will save you yet.

 

>The staring contest goes on for a few minutes. Your Pokerface against Twilight's Scowl.

>It was pretty clear you were winning.

>Twilight lets out a frustrated groan, "FINE! SHE CAN STAY!"

>She storms off upstairs, everyone else laughing at her dismay

>Lyra smiles at you, "Thanks Anon! You're the best!"

>You smile awkwardly at her

"Yes, sure thing Lyra. Anyway. I should get going."

>Before Lyra could pester you further, you got up, and headed out.

>Colgate followed right after, and you spotted Derpy flying off as you walked off

>However, you had things to worry about now

>And things to let a certain Queen know