Anon and Chrysalis Ch 01

The Marvellous Mishaps of Anon and Chrysalis

Chapter 1: Weddings are bad and you should feel bad

 

>Be in your house, chilling out maxing, relaxing all cool

>Go to your cupboards and get some scotch

>You're out of scotch

>You get some vodka instead

>Sit down on your couch and sigh

>No Rainbro to hang with; she's at some stupid wedding in Canterlot

>Oh well whatever

>Turn on TV

>Nothing is on

>Hear a faint scream

>Its getting louder

>Crash

>There's a huge black insecty alicorn thing where your TV was

>What do?

 

>Well, there goes your damn TV

>You get up and walk over to the thing

>Kick

"Oi, get up."

>It groans but doesnt move.

>A harder kick

>It rolls over, off of your crushed TV away from you

>God damnit, this thing

"Hey, lady, wake up."

>It just groans again

"You smashed by TV, lady. You owe me."

>You glance up, at the rather big hole it left on impact.

"And a new roof. God damnit..."

 

>A few hours later

>You moved the black thing to another couch

>Still not the slightest clue what the fuck that thing is

>Maybe if it actually wakes up you can ask it

>You hear yelling in the next room

>Guess you'll be finding out pretty soon

>You walk in to the room, the best poker face you can muster on

"Hi there."

>The weird thing looks at you, and raises an eyebrow

>"Where am I, creature? And what are you supposed to be?"

"You're in my house, first and foremost. And I could ask the same about you."

>The creature glares at you. You manage to keep your poker face at full strength though, and it concedes.

 

>You're not sitting on your main couch

>The Black thing, which calls itself 'the Changeling Queen' is venting at you about how her recent scheme blew up in her face

>You are slowly growing more and more concerned about this whole thing

>Apparently this 'Queen' was trying to conquer all of Equestria to feed off of it's people's emotions

>Why it doesn't just eat grass or fruit you have no idea, and figure it'd be a bad idea to ask

>The creature sighs, "Well, guess I'll just have to think of a new plan then." It gazes outside.

"Once you fix my house, sure."

>She rolls her eyes, "Yes yes, right, of course."

>Still, you don't want this thing possibly going after Rainbro, though you could care less about Fluttershy and Applejack at this point

>An idea comes to you

"So, uh, Queen."

>She turns to you, still fairly agitated.

>"Yes, 'human?'"

 

"From what you've told me, you can turn into pretty much anything, and feed on emotions."

>"Yes, that's right. Or have you forgotten?"

>You ignore the insult

"So, instead of trying to conquer Equestria with force to feed off of it, why not just oh I don't know, hide amongst it and form actual relationships?"

>She looks at you strangely, like you're speaking a different language.

>"And why would we waste our time with something like that, human?"

"Well, its legal. So the Princess(es) won't be on your case."

>She frowns, thinking on this.

"Plus, if a relationship falls through, you can just find someone else with a different form."

>"Hm."

"Plus, from what you've said, you've got a lot of um, 'Changeling' subjects to look after. They wouldn't need so much guidance in this case."

>She looks up, a grin coming to her face slowly, "And I'd have more time to do what I want..."

>The grin turns into a fairly malevolent smile

>"Yes! Like take my vengeance on Cadance and that blasted Shining Armor!"

>She laughs evilly

>Well, it was worth a shot at least.

 

>Well, now its night. If you were to look at Canterlot in the distance, you'd see fireworks and various lightshows. Quite the party, clearly.

>This so called Queen is in your spare room. She patched up your roof a bit at least, so it's not cold.

>Unfortunately, she also has no plans on leaving anytime soon, and 'declared this residence her new base of operations' until further notice

>And being who she was, you figured it'd be a bad idea to try and kick her out

>So now you had a most likely wanted criminal living under your roof

>And all the girls knew who she was

>And Rainbro was going to be here tomorrow to hang out

>And flutterrapist would probably show up soon too

>Oh boy. This is going to be fun

 

>The Next Day

>Earlier than normal, but you'd have to start on damage controll immediately

>Morning routine in overdrive

>Head to the spare room

>Knock Knock

>Who's there?

>No one

>Where'd that Queen go now?

>You rush around, trying to find her

>You just realized she didn't even give you her name. Great

>You're now outside, looking for a big black insect alicorn thing. Probably can't ask in town for any help on that.

>Good thing your house is near the outskirts of town, or this might be a lot worse

>Eventually you find her in a field nearby

>She's got a bunch of smaller black insect alicorn things with her

>You guess these are her 'subjects'

 

>The small army of creatures seem to notice the tall creature standing a few feet from their Queen

>Her Majesty turns to you, and then raises a hoof to stop her minions from whaling on you

>Well at least she cares that much

"You know, you probably shouldn't be lurking about outside like that."

>She frowns at you, "And what would you of suggested then, 'Human?'"

>Your turn to roll your eyes

"Oh I don't know, maybe send a message to them with that magic of yours?"

>She blinks, then glares at you, "Don't be silly. There's no way to discern my subjects from the common folk in that village nearby."

>You smile. She didn't think of that one.

"Well, your majesty, it seems you've found a good chunk of your people. How about you have these ones fetch the rest, and you come back with me to my house. You know, where the prying eyes of Canterlot won't find you?"

>She frowns, "Yes right. Whatever," she turns to her minions, "You heard him. Get the others. Return here at sundown with them."

>She turns away from them and walks towards you

>You manage to get back to your house without incident. Good thing you got up early

 

>Once inside, the Queen takes a seat on your couch, leaving no room for you this time

>Well, you have an armchair, so whatever

>You go fetch the train schedule you had bought a few days before

>The M6 should be back in Ponyville by 10am, and Rainbro should be over by 11 tops

>Time to get to work

"So, um, your Majesty."

>You frown and sigh

"You know, this would be a lot more effective if I had your name."

>She frowns, "I told you, I am the Queen of the Changelings."

>You rub your forehead, a migraine coming on.

"Yes. And that's a title, not a name."

>She sighs annoyed. "Chrysalis. Now, what did you want to tell me, human?"

"You know those ponies who can weild the elements of harmony?"

>"Yes? What of them?"

"Yeah well one of them is going to be coming here within a few hours."

>She chokes a bit on that last bit, "What!? How do you know that? Why would they come here?"

>You frown, "Because I happen to know all of them fairly well, and one in particular hangs out with me regularly."

>She's pretty shaken by this. Was she afraid of them, then?

>"Well, can't you tell her to, not come?"

"That would make her suspicious. We had planned this for awhile."

>You smile at her.

"But I think I know what we can do about that."

 

>As expected, Rainbro had arrived by 11. You invited her in and you sat on the couch.

>She starts going on about the wedding and how some evil monster Changeling Queen tried to sabotage everything and pretended to be Cadance so she could destroy the city.

>You'd have to ask Chrysalis for her side of the story later.

>Things go fairly quickly, the two of you hanging out

>Eventually she mentions the rather blatant lack of a TV across from your couch

"Heh, yeah. I was trying to move it upstairs last night, but I dropped it. Got smashed to bits. I'll get a new one later."

>She nods at this

"Anyhow, there's something I wanted to let you know about."

>"Sure, whats up, Anon?"

>You clear your throat dramatically

"There's a new pony in town. Her name's Chrysalis and she's staying here with me for the time being. However, she's pretty antisocial, so if you can help it, try to not let Pinkie know, alright? You know how she is with newcomers..."

>The two of you nod wearily.

>"Sure thing Anon, I'll keep it on the down low. Is she here now?"

"Nah, she's out somewhere. She's some sort of bug scientist thing, so who knows."

>She buys it, and you continue on. Though you still feel kind of bad for lying to your Rainbro.

>Eventually she heads out and you wave her off.

 

>You throw together some fantastic sandwiches of egg and cheese.

>You sit with her at your magnificent dining table of wood and cloth

>She takes a cautious bite, but finds it good enough.

"So. About that wedding."

>She narrows her gaze somewhat, "What about it?"

>She's obviously still upset about that mess

"I was just wondering why you wanted to take over Canterlot, is all."

>She sighs, "My people needed sustainance. We cannot simply morph into earth ponies at grow massive amounts of food. And Canterlot and all of Equestria really is a bundle of positive emotion which we can feed off of."

>You nod at this

>"As such, I did what I believed would secure the city for my own, and finally end the famine that has plagued our kind for ages."

>You blink. Famine?

"Um, just how long has this Famine been going on...?"

>She frowns, thinking, "Probably a few centuries before I was born."

>A few centuries. Oh shit bro, whats going on here?

"I see."

>Best not to ask her age. Would be rude.

"How come you didn't just... ask for help from Equestria then? They could of supplied food, I would think."

>She shakes her head, "Our kind do not mix well. Never have. Never will. Which is why I'm still skeptical of your little plan to begin with."

>She... Smiles just slightly?

>"But I suppose we could try. If nothing else. It's not like we have anything else to do, what with Canterlot being all secure."

>You nod again. Just what was this Queen plotting?

>And why did you know for certain it involved you?

 

>Before you can lament on your impending doom, a knock from your door catches your attention.

>"Who is that?"

"Probably Fluttershy. You wait here. I'll deal with her."

>She nods uncertainly. She probably never did get the names of all the ponies she was fighting against.

>You open the door, and *gasp* it's Fluttershy

"Yes?"

>She smiles up at you. She's wearing what seems to be a wedding gown of sort, though not a very complicated one.

>"H-Hi Anon. So, I just got back from the wedding in Canterlot, and I had t-this idea..."

>You notice a small bag which she opens up

>And takes out two rings

>"Uh... Anon, w-will you marry-"

>Slam

>Not even going to give that answer

>You walk back to the kitchen, reclaim your seat and finish your sandwich.

>"What was all that about?"

>You shake your head

"The less you know, the better."

 

>A few hours later you're kind of just sitting around in your magnificent armchair

>Chrysalis is just moping on the couch, in thought

>See gazes to the clock on your wall every now and then, probably since she's going to go meet with her minions fairly soon

>You are reading the paper, which Derpy was nice enough to bring by

>And, shocker, its all about that damn wedding

>Another knock

>You sigh

"Guess I better get that."

>Chrysalis glances at you, "Do you think it's that Fluttershy again?"

"Probably."

>She gets up as well, "Then allow me to help. These distractions are not something I want to continue."

>You give her a look, but say nothing. Not even Celestia would be able to keep this mare off your case.

>You open the door, and yep, Fluttershy is back

>She's out of the wedding gown at least, and now in what's probably a Bride's maid dress

"Yes?"

>She smiles, then notices the other mare beside you.

>"Um... Hi Anon... Who's that?" She points weakly at Chrysalis.

>"A friend. What do you want, yellow one?"

>You can't be sure if you're happy she considers you a friend, or worried.

>She backs up slightly, "Oh uh... I... I just never got to finish what I was asking before."

>She takes out that bag again from somewhere

"Fluttershy."

>She pauses, "Anon?"

"Weddings are not my fetish. Go away."

>Slam

>You sigh

>Chrysalis looks up at you, "Something tells me she'll be back."

>You nod.

"Yes. Yes she will. And knowing her, she'll bring backup."

 

>Night came fairly quick. No Flutterrapist to interrupt... the nothing you were doing. It's not like your TV was intact or anything.

>Chrysalis was useless in that regard as well. She had no idea what it was, much less how to fix it.

>The poor thing. Didn't know of the glory that was television.

>You asked if she wanted company dealing with her troops, but she waved you off

>"I don't need your help with this. I am a Queen, in case you have forgotten. You would just get in the way."

>And so, she headed out, under the cover of night to command her mighty warriors of... Change?

>You'd need to find a better pun later

>And so you sat, with not much at all to do.

>Knock Knock

>You sigh

>Why was Fluttershy still out? It was almost 10pm.

>You get up and drag yourself to the door, and open it up

>Instead of Flutters, you find Pinkie.

>"Hiya Anon! So I was talking to Fluttershy and she said there was a pony here with you that she didn't know, and that she was your friend! And since she's your friend, she should also be my friend, but when she described her appearance she didn't sound like anyone I knew, so that meant she was a new pony! So I'm here to give her a warm ponyville welcome!"

>She gestures behind her to her Welcome Wagon. You blink. She didn't even take one breathe through that, did she.

>Also, shit. How would you talk yourself out of this

 

>She glances around you cheerfully, "So? Where's the filly at Anon? You can't have her all to yourself!"

>You choke on that

"She's um, uh, allergic to welcome wagons. And cupcakes. And welcome cupcakes."

>Wow brain, that was marvelous.

>Pinkie gasps at this, "Oh, the poor thing! Allergic to Cupcakes?"

>You nod quickly

>"Well, that's too bad. Guess I'll come back tommorrow." She thinks, "Ooh! I'll have Derpy make a batch of muffins!"

>She bounces backwards, and hooks herself to her wagon, and trots off, "Seeya Anon!"

>You wave weakly. Woo, bullet dodged there.

>You close the door, head inside, and quickly pass out on your bed.

>At least it was still the same.

 

>The Next Day

>MorningRoutine.jar

>You sigh, and head to Chrysalis' room, and knock

>You hear a groan from inside, and the Queen rising from your spare bed

>"What is it, human?"

>You sigh at her agitation. She wasn't making it easy to like her.

"I figured you'd want some breakfast. Plus I wanted to ask a few things about last night."

>You can hear here groan again

>She magics open the door

"Fine. I must admit, those sandwiches are excellent."

>You whip up another batch and sit

>She licks her lips and digs in, somewhat messily for royalty. Were they really that good?

"So. What exactly are your subjects going to be doing now?"

>She pauses from her sandwich, "They will spread out across Equestria, and integrate into society. When the time is right, they will strike, and take control of the cities they hide in."

>She grins evilly. "And when will 'the time be right?'"

>"When the elements of harmony are disabled, and Cadence and Shining Armor are out of the picture, of course."

>Oh yes. Right.

 

>You frown. She still had her evil goals, obviously. Now you were starting to regret this whole thing a bit more.

>But at this point, there wasn't really anything you could do; you were already helping her.

"Well, the Elements of Harmony are useless without all the members. You could probably get rid of just one, and be in the clear."

>Her grin grows at this, "Aha! Good! I knew I kept you around for something!"

>You frown at this, and she takes note, "Heh. Yes."

>She finishes her sandwich, and notes yours, which you haven't even touched thus far. You push it over to her.

"Go nuts. I'm going to check the mail."

>She nods, and goes to town on your sandwich too.

>Right on cue, you open the door to everyone's favorite Mail Mare.

"Morning, Derpy."

>She smiles brightly, "Morning Mr. Anon!"

>You get the mail, thank her, and head back inside. She even brought you a muffin, which you start eating.

>You sit back at your table, Chrysalis having finished her meal

>You start going through your letters

>Bill, Bill, Advertisement, Bill, hm? What's this?

"Oh great."

>You sigh. "What is it? Fluttershy again?"

"No. Worse."

>You show her the invitation. Pinkie's throwing a 'Community Joining Celebration' which was definitely not a welcoming party for 'Anon's new friend.'

>Her eyes go wide at this

 

>A few minutes later Chrysalis was pacing your living room angrilly, her mane and coat on end

>She was convinced this 'party' was a trap to catch her and dispose of her for good.

"Look, Chrysalis. It's just a friendly Pinkie Party."

>She glares up at you, "FRIENDLY PINKIE PARTY? Who would throw a massive celebration for someone they don't even know? It's a trap! I know it is!"

>You sigh

"Look, she does this with everyone. It's not a trap. And remember, I'll be there too."

>You give her a warm smile, but her mood doesn't change much

>"I suppose I can't just refuse, can I."

"Unless you want more suspicion, it'd be a bad idea."

>She sighs.

>"Very well, human. I will go to this 'party.' But lets make this quick. I have things to do."

>You raise an eyebrow, but say nothing.

 

>And such, having nothing else to do, you headed into town

>While you had become at least partially accepted, there were still the odd looks

>Though most were curious glances at the newcomer who walked on your side

>Chrysalis herself seemed to be making mental notes of the town itself, as opposed to it's inhabitants.

>Knowing her, it was probably a method of escape or mass destruction or what have you

>Soon enough you neared Sugar Cube Corner, and spotted Rainbro outside

>"I know her... she was at the wedding..."

"Yes, and so do I. Keep it together, Chrysalis. Don't want to blow your cover."

>She nods, and takes a breathe. "Let's get this over with."

>You approach, and Rainbro notices you,

>She waves, and flies over, "Hey Anon!" She looks at the mare beside you, "...I'm guessing that's your new friend?"

>You nod at her quietly

>"So, uh, any idea who spilled the beans? It wasn't me, honest. Just wondering. Haha..."

>Chrysalis takes a few steps back from her

"It was Fluttershy. Don't worry, I know you wouldn't blab about this."

>She's taken aback from this, "Fluttershy? Really? Weird. Wouldn't of guessed she'd say anything..." She pauses, thinking, "How'd she even find out about... Uh."

>"Chrysalis." Her teeth are grinding together. Better hurry this along.

"She showed up, tried some antics, and Chrysalis here provided backup. She mentioned her to Pinkie. Lets head inside?"

 

>So, you headed inside with Rainbro and Chrysalis

>She was pretty skeptical about the entire thing, but at least she didn't kill anyone

>Pinkie went through all the games she had set up, though she wasn't interested in any of them

>You figured if she had been pretending to be Cadance, that she had gone through this already

>Either way, she at least tried to fake a smile. Wasn't particularily convincing.

>Then she was introduced to the mane 6 and some others. Fluttershy kept taking glances at you and her

>And Applejack was way to friendly for her own good. Knowing her, she thought Chrysalis was competition.

>Twilight started asking all about Chrysalis' cutie mark and other such things, but you cut her off, "Twilight, we can have twenty questions later. Let's party!"

>Otherwise, it went without incident, though Chrysalis herself only tried one game of horseshoes and didn't eat anything

>Eventually, the party winded down, and the various guests all started heading home

>Everything went better than expected

>"Ooh! Anon?"

>You turn around to see Pinkie looking up at you brightly.

"Pinkie?"

>She looks around sneakily, "Could you come with me to the Kitchen for a minute? I wanted to ask you something really important!"

>You think. Pinkie wasn't one to try and rape you. Sure she made innuendos at time, and some weird jokes, but she was safe, relatively speaking.

"Alright, sure."

 

>So you had entered the Kitchen, Pinkie offered you a fresh cupcake (Where she found the time to bake so many, you had no idea) and you took a seat on a stool

"So, Pinkie, what did you want to talk about?"

>She turns towards you, her smile disappearing and being replaced by a serious frown

>It's kind of unnerving. Pinkie is usually always rainbows and lolipops

>"It's about your new friend."

>You blink. How could she possibly know?

"What about her, Pinks?"

>She sighs, "I know her! She's that evil Changeling Queen from Canterlot!"

>You choke up slightly

"Um. What do you-"

>"Anon, don't lie to me. Lying to a friend is almost the quickest way to lose a friend's trust! Next to breaking a promise of course!"

>Uh, right

>"I can tell Anon! It's her eyes! They're the same evil eyes of evil! We have to tell Celestia!"

>Oh boy, here we go

"Pinkie, look. She's not here to cause any trouble."

>She raises an eyebrow at you

"I'm trying to teach her that she doesn't need to conquer stuff to be successful. She won't hurt anyp0ny, I promise!"

>She doesn't seem very convinced by your decrees.

>"I don't know, Anon. She's really good at manipulating p0nies! What if she's manipulating you?"

>She gives you a worried face. You'd daaaw if this weren't so serious.

"Pinkie, I can handle her. Trust me, nothing bad will happen. I promise."

>She looks down, and slowly nods. "Alright Anon. I'll keep this secret for you two. But if I hear of anything..."

"You won't. Trust me."

 

>The party had pretty much died out by the time you two came out. Pinkie was once again her cheery self, though you figured it was just a facade to make no one suspicious.

>Not that that had really stopped the others from being curious of what had occured in the Kitchen, but Pinkie's lips were sealed.

>...The look on Applejack and Fluttershy's faces probably made it worse.

>However, right now you didn't have time to sit about, and you got Chrysalis, said your goodbyes, and headed out

>On your way back, you took a detour, however, to head to the local appliance store

>You'd need to get a TV eventually, after all

>And TV you did obtain, though it was smaller than your old one. Not like you could lift the old one to begin with

>Eventually you got home, set up your TV, and took a seat on the couch beside Chrysallis

>"So, what exactly does that... box of yours do."

>You grin at her commnet

"Ask, and ye shall recieve!"

>You turn on your 'magic picture box' as Chrysallis put it, and showed her various chapters. She was confused at first, but eventually got into it.

>You left her to watch some episodes of the Discovery channel equivalent, which was doing a special on ants for whatever reason, and went to get some food

>However, before you could even open your fridge, there was a knock on the door, and with Chrysalis tuning out, you probably weren't going to be able to rely on her getting it for you

>You sigh, and change direction

>Another knock

"Yeah I'm coming. Hold on. Jeez."

 

>You open your door, and, surprise, it's Applejack

"Oh. It's you. can I help you?"

>She smiles deviously, "Ya sure can, partner."

>She starts walking towards you putting on the best 'bedroom eyes' she can muster

>"Ah noticed Pinkie and ya were having quite a bit a' fun at the party."

>You roll your eyes

"Oh yes. Talking is lots of fun Applejack. I for one love words."

>"Do ya? Really now, ah had no idea."

"Oh yes. Here's one of my favorites, just for you. No."

>You try to slam the door in her face, but she jams it with a hoof. Oh shit.

>Code Yellow; this is bad.

>She manages to push the door back open, knocking you over

>"Y'all always play hard ta' get. Ah like that about ya." She smiles seductively while you back up

"No means no, damnit. Get out of my house!"

>That was a bit louder than you intended, and you hear the TV shut off in the next room

>Applejack blinks, "Y'all have company? Heh"

>Chrysalis turns the corner, and glares daggers at Applerape, "Howdy partner. Care to join in?"

 

>Suffice to say, Applejack quickly found herself outside, fairly bruised, and a bit burnt too

>This Chrysalis was a lot stronger than she looked, especially in her 'normal' mode.

>She magics you up a bit roughly, but at least she's trying

>"Is that a regular occurance too?"

>You nod sadly

>She laughs somewhat, "Some 'elements of harmony.' Is there a reason you haven't reported these actions?"

"It's the word of the elements against the word of some offworlder omnivore monster. Not exactly a healthy prospect."

>She rolls her eyes at this, "You need to grow a spine, Human. I cannot protect you forever."

>You nod. She's probably right, when you think about it.

>She goes back to her... Ant program, and you fetch your vodka. You never did get to drink any the night she showed up, now that you think about it.

>You take seat next to her, and sigh.

"How's your... Ants?"

>She glances at you quickly, "Interesting. They function quite a bit like we Changelings, actually."

>You raise an eyebrow at this, "Is that a fact?"

>She doesn't bother to respond. She's pretty into this whole bug thing

>And she's the Queen. Which means...

>No brain. Don't think about her subjects. Stop.

 

>The Next Day...

>morningroutine.bat

>You head downstairs, and decide to preemptively make some food for 'her Majesty' before she asks

>Turns out she's already at the table waiting

"Uh, Good Morning?"

>She smiles at you, "Good Morning."

>The two of you stare at eachother for almost a full minute.

>"Well? Where's my food, human?"

>You blink. Right.

"I'll get on that, I guess."

>"Good."

>You finish up a batch of sandwiches, which you put in front of her.

>She reaches for them, but you slide them away.

>You wave a finger at her

"What do you say when people give you nice things?"

>She glares at you angrily, "Ugh. Thank you. Now give me those!"

"Yeah sure. Go nuts."

>As she chows down you grab some bananas and eat a few.

>Knock Knock

>itbegins

 

>Or not

>Turns out, it was actually just Rainbro, coming to hang out

>You brought her in, and she took a seat on your couch, stretching out slightly.

>You head back in the kitchen, to find Chrysalis finishing off her food

"Hey, we've got some company?"

>She frowns at this, "Is that orange pony back? I figured she would of learned her lesson."

>You smile at this; She was right. Applejack will probably keep her distance at least until she finds a way around Chrysalis.

"Nah, it's not Applejack. Just Rainbow. We hang out a lot, I guess you could say. I figured you might as well get to know her too."

>She looks at you incredulously

>"What makes you think I want to know her, Anon?"

>You shrug

"Don't know until you try. Come on."

 

>She gets up eventually and walks with you to the living room

>Rainbro is still chilling on your couch, watching some random show about nothing

>You sit in your armchair, leaving a spot on the couch for Chrysalis, who relunctantly sits down

"So. Rainbro. What's the occasion?"

>She blinks, her focus broken

>"Oh hey. Right. Well, I wanted to hang out. Like we usually do."

>She looks at Chrysalis and smiles warmly

>"And I guess since you're here now too, you can join us. Name's Rainbow Dash."

>She stretches out a hoof, but Chrysalis pushes it down. "I know."

>Rainbro blinks. "You do?"

>beat

>"Oh yeah! Of course you do! Everyone's heard of Equestria's fastest flier!" She chuckles to herself.

>You roll your eyes at her ego; Chrysalis does the same. "No, Rainbow. The party? I met you there. Or have you forgotten?"

>While her words are pretty harsh, Rainbow doesn't seem to take any offense to them, "Oh yeah. Right."

>She shifts slightly in her seat, "You didn't seem to be enjoying the party much..."

>She nods, "I don't like parties. They are a waste of time spent doing productive things."

>Rainbow gawks at this, "Oh? Like what?"

>Chrysalis smiles darkly, "Planning."

 

>And so, to Rainbro's dismay, you planned.

>It wasn't that bad at least. With chrysalis' help, you set up various dates for 'hanging out' and other such things.

>Chrysalis even scheduled for Rainbow to show off her 'fantastic Sonic Rainboom' (She had also penciled in getting earmuffs the day before)

>And so, many hours went by, productively spent creating various schedules, and then making copies of said schedules

>One for each of you.

>Which seemed redundant, as you and Chrysalis could share, but whatever

>Rainbro eventually found an excuse to leave, Schedule in tow. She was obviously bored out of her mind

>And so, before you even noticed, the day was done

>You sat back, glancing at the schedule in your hands, and then at Chrysalis

>She notices you doing so fairly quickly, "Hm? What is it?"

>You laugh

"You remind me of someone I know."

>She blinks

>"What? Who?"

>You smile, "You'll know soon enough."

 

>That night, you just relaxed in your room, thinking.

>While you were used to ponies and everything, you still never expected to be living with one in your house

>No, scratch that. You weren't.

>You were living with the changeling Queen, an evil being of... evil, who fed off of the emotions of those around her

>Who wanted to exact her revenge on Twilight's brother and his wife; whom you'd only heard of a few days earlier

>Not that you were particularily close to miss know-it-all, but still

>Either way, you were stuck with her

>And, I suppose, her swarm as well

>And deep down you knew, it was going to be one hell of a ride

>You just hoped it wouldn't be your last.