Bob's Wild Ride 9: It certainly was one of the weakest

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[16:02] <Bob> Rrrroll call!

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[16:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> ...?

[16:02] <Hearth> HERE~!

[16:03]  * Hidden_Glimmer raises a hoof to prove her attendance

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[16:03] <Bob_GM> #Waitingfor Able_Tome and Honey

[16:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> Able's there, just waiting for honey

[16:04] <Able_Tome> [already here]

[16:04] <Able_Tome> [evening, Bob]

[16:05] <Bob_GM> Evening!

[16:05] <Able_Tome> [so burning a clinic or collapsing it?]

[16:05] <Bob_GM> Please play your favorite elevator music

[16:05] <Bob_GM> [Yes]

[16:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hue)

[16:05] <Bob_GM> [Well, I guess that's one possible outcome...]

[16:05] <Able_Tome> [hmm... Hidden, we haven't tried collapsing buildings yet]

[16:06] <Hearth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7vX2BwrAh4

[16:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (If you don't count burning down the inn...)

[16:06] <Able_Tome> [well... burning was burning]

[16:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (The only thing i'm listening in the last time is sabaton. Bloody liven...)

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[16:06] <Able_Tome> [>sabaton]

[16:07] <Able_Tome> [well shiete]

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[16:07] <Bob> Oh come one

[16:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (What? It's goof!)

[16:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*good)

[16:07] <Bob> *On, even

[16:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (ffs)

[16:07] == Bob has changed nick to Bob_Gonk_Master

[16:07] <Able_Tome> [suiting for a wild ride]

[16:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Definitly)

[16:08] <Bob_Gonk_Master> I will need a link, Hidden~

[16:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ugh... if you wish, bob)

[16:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEY7Ton1gO4

[16:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I could post atleast 6 more songs i'm constantly listening to, but what i'm listening right now should be enough)

[16:09]  * Bob_Gonk_Master thinks it's okay

[16:10] <Bob_Gonk_Master> Honey-Rose ?

[16:10] <Bob_Gonk_Master> ... GoldenTouch you wanna join?

[16:10]  * Hidden_Glimmer starts to sing quietly

[16:11]  * GoldenTouch wants to join

[16:12] <Bob_Gonk_Master> Welcome, one and all to the one, the only... Bob's Wild Ride!  Well, the 9th one.  But one thing's for sure... This edition has goats removed completely from the game!  We found that they were causing more drama than anything.

[16:12] <GoldenTouch> [wait what? no goats?]

[16:12] <Bob_Gonk_Master> Now, for you chosen four, please post your race, equipment, and favorite classical music composer!

[16:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>9th one. Jesus christ, how long have i been stuck in the clinic?)

[16:12] <Able_Tome> [shush...we are going for horses]

[16:13] <Able_Tome> [>classical music composer | unf]

[16:13] <Able_Tome> [difficult that one]

[16:13]  * GoldenTouch is the chosen hero of time [pegasus, Master sword>regular sword, boomerang, echo the puppet, flute,and saddlebags, and Bob is best composer]

[16:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> Female Unicorn, Ironwood Charm, Scale Harnass (AC+2), BFF-Sword, Glasses, Sadlebags filles with Map, 5 Bits, Salt, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

[16:15] <Hearth> Earth pone, 2 torches, charcoal, few empty jars, nat. armor peandant, saddlebags, .........and I don't really listen to classical music........PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! ;_;

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[16:15] <Quicksilver> [Mozart eh? Classy Glim, Classy]

[16:15] <Bob_GM> .......This may not work out, Hearth.

[16:15] <GoldenTouch> [hue]

[16:15] <Hearth> BAWB NO!!!!! I CAN CHANGE!

[16:16]  * Bob_GM will introduce you to the best of the best :3

[16:16] <Hearth> YAY~!

[16:16] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Got my reasons, quick... good reasons.)

[16:16] <Bob_GM> But for now, #waitforAble

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[16:16] <Bob_GM> Hidden gets a point for posting my second favorite composer, and the one that revolutionized the role of Violas~

[16:16] <Bob_GM> *In music

[16:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Welcome To bobs Ride, where the loot is made up and the points don't matter)

[16:17] <GoldenTouch> [hue]

[16:17] <Bob_GM> [>Implying I give out loot]

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[16:17] <Hearth> >mfw I have a friend who plays viola and all my other friends rag on him because of it :I    Jokingly of course, but still..

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[16:17] <Bob_GM> [Well... Aside from GoatQuest:3]

[16:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Implying we want loot after the last adventure)

[16:17]  * Bob_GM rags on people who play viola as well

[16:17] <Hearth> HUEHUEHUE

[16:17] <Hidden_Glimmer> (The loot were psychological traumatas and a trial for canibalism)

[16:17] <Bob_GM> [brb]

[16:17] <Able_Tome> [10HP, Male, Unicorn, Equestrian Sword (reinforced: 1d8), Cloak [Parchment, inkwell, 2x dart(Diluted mica [knockout])], saddlebags [1x potion (invisibility), 2x bandage wraps, 2x vials (Mica extract [lethal]: 1d3), Sebastian Bach]

[16:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Where is the trans potion...?)

[16:18] <Able_Tome> [not here]

[16:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able, where's muh transpotion?)

[16:18] <Able_Tome> [Not here, Hidden]

[16:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able what did you do with it?)

[16:18] <Hearth> [He ate it]

[16:19] <Bob_GM> Able, I'm slightly disappointed...

[16:19] <Able_Tome> [flight of fancy at the moment]

[16:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Able why, you know i wanted that potion... ;-;)

[16:19] <Able_Tome> [>posting a list]

[16:19] <Able_Tome> [>wanted that potion]

[16:20] <Able_Tome> [wut...]

[16:20] <Bob_GM> The ride is about to begin!  Please keep your hooves inside the vehicle at all times, and OOC banter as I fill you in on the details

[16:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm just asking where it is)

[16:20] <Able_Tome> [In a safe, secured place]

[16:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Good, good...)

[16:20] <GoldenTouch> [so guys how about them jets]

[16:20] <Able_Tome> [>i wanted that potion]

[16:21] <Able_Tome> [ohoho, what for?]

[16:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d1+-1 for fucks given about jets

[16:21] <GameServ> (1) + -1 == 0

[16:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Out of curiosity, able)

[16:21] <Bob_GM> Bob encountered something in the basement of the Clinic, and needs help dealing with it!  Hearth and himself seeked you for your help!

[16:21] <Able_Tome> [out of curiosity what?]

[16:22] <Bob_GM> You are all at the entrance of the Clinic, ex-lover banters can wait

[16:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> ('m curious what it does, so i want to test it out...)

[16:22]  * GoldenTouch is at the enterance to the clinic

[16:22] <Hearth> [Entrance*]

[16:23]  * GoldenTouch lies and cannot go on the quest

[16:23] <Hearth> [BRB 1 minute!]

[16:23] <Bob_GM> "Thank you guys so much!  It's... Gah, that was terrifying...  It means a lot you can help though!"

[16:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> "And you're sure it wasn#t just a small mouse or something?"

[16:24]  * Able_Tome tilts his head looking at Bob "...hm, so no check up again..."

[16:24]  * Able_Tome looks at his body and rolls his eyes "Riiight... anyways, what about it, Bob?"

[16:24]  * Bob_GM gulps "Nope.  Though Able, I can do a quick check-up until Hearth is back onlin-I mean just to be safe!"

[16:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Pinkie pls)

[16:24] <Bob_GM> "I just need some help... Clearing that basement."

[16:25]  * Able_Tome arches his brow "Wasn't the clinic's basement used as a morgue?"

[16:25]  * Hidden_Glimmer turns to able with a worried look "Do you think it could be one of the shadows you mentioned?"

[16:26] <Bob_GM> This will assuredly be one hell of a ride

[16:26]  * Hearth is bacl

[16:26] <Hearth> back*

[16:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Aka i'm going to be in the clinic for atleast another week)

[16:26]  * Able_Tome blinks and glances at Hidden "Better. Not. Last time was... painful enough with close calls."

[16:27]  * Hidden_Glimmer smiles weakly "But last time you were just 3, almost unarmed ponies. Now we're four and, heh, i'm with you. Even sharped my sword yesterday moring"

[16:27] <GoldenTouch> [bob how long will the ride last?]

[16:27] <Bob_GM> HP status, everyone?

[16:27]  * Hearth raises and eyebrow "Sh-shadows?"

[16:27] <Bob_GM> [Not too long, actually]

[16:27] <Hearth> [FULL!]

[16:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Full hp, 10)

[16:27]  * Able_Tome sits back on his haunches and rummages through his saddlebag "'Least we have bandage roll now...". He takes one of the rolls and stuffs it into the backpocket of his blood-stained cloak.

[16:28]  * GoldenTouch looks at hidden "How do you know about the shadows...."

[16:28]  * Hidden_Glimmer turns to golden "Able told me."

[16:28] <Hearth> [>tfw only taken ~3 lethal dmg ever]

[16:28] <Able_Tome> "Sharpened, eh? Went back into the smithy...?"

[16:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Easy as that"

[16:28] <Bob_GM> [Th-that might or might not change ;_;]

[16:28]  * GoldenTouch turns to able "How do you know..."

[16:28]  * Hidden_Glimmer looks back at able "I did it when i made that ironwood charm. Seemed like a good thing to do after all this... Ugh..."

[16:29]  * Able_Tome glances at Golden "Was part of the investigation crew..."

[16:29] <Hearth> [HERE'S HOPING FOR IT WONT!  I didn't bring any weapons...unless torches count]

[16:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope)

[16:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (tfw i really need to get a second weapon for unarmed adventurers)

[16:30]  * GoldenTouch nods, wanting to drop the subject as quickly as possible "So bob, what did you see in the mourge"

[16:30] <Hearth> [I have weapons, but I just didn't bring it because IC I feel I don't need it]

[16:30] <Bob_GM> "I, er, it was too dark... I kinda just NOPED out of there"

[16:30] <Bob_GM> "Sh-shall we go in?"

[16:30] <Able_Tome> [so wait, sharpened sword = 2+d7?]

[16:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (IC, i always walk around with my sword and my armor. You can't be safe enough, hearth)

[16:31] == Honey-Rose has changed nick to Honey_Rose

[16:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (There'S no bonuses, sadly.. otherwise a 1d7+1 would be nice)

[16:31] <Hearth> [Agreed, but I can also be naive/blindly optimistic too]

[16:31] <Bob_GM> [Honey, you can still join]

[16:31] <Able_Tome> [bah, meant *+1]

[16:32]  * Hearth sighs before looking back at Bob "Sure, let's go!"

[16:32]  * GoldenTouch nods "Lets go"

[16:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Lucy hasn't implemented rules for upgrading equipment yet)

[16:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Do we need light down there?"

[16:32]  * Able_Tome stands up on his hooves and the wrap finally disappears in the pocket "Well... lets check that mouse out..."

[16:32] <Bob_GM> Honey_Rose runs into the Clinic, hearing the commotion!

[16:32]  * Hidden_Glimmer shakes her head "Silly question..."

[16:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[16:32] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[16:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuuu.....)

[16:33]  * Able_Tome jiggles the cloak around, feeling the bulge near the pocket "Hmm... stuffy."

[16:34]  * Able_Tome glances at Hidden "Light you say? Well... lets see.", he shifts his gaze towards the horn and tries to concentrate.

[16:34] <Bob_GM> Honey 360s and Moonwalks out of the Clinic!

[16:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>inb4 nat 1)

[16:34] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 for let there be light

[16:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[16:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 illuminate

[16:34] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[16:34] <Bob_GM> [Wow]

[16:34] <Able_Tome> [well fuck, useless]

[16:34]  * Hearth sighs "I have torches if we need it..."

[16:34]  * Hidden_Glimmer sighs at the incapability of unicorns "Hearth, i think we could use a torch..."

[16:35]  * Bob_GM gulps "Well, that could work Hearth!"

[16:35] <GoldenTouch> "Yes please"

[16:35]  * Able_Tome sighs "Needs more practice..."

[16:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I'm just out of practice..."

[16:35]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden "You're getting rusty too, I see."

[16:35]  * Hearth chuckles "Sure thing!" *takes out two torches and some charcoal out of her bag and lights one and holds it out* "Would anyone like one?"

[16:35]  * Hidden_Glimmer nods "I blame that laceration."

[16:36]  * Bob_GM frowns "I blame Kek!"

[16:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Anyways, let's get down. Hearth, should it ake the torch and lead the way?"

[16:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> 8*i take)

[16:36]  * Able_Tome smirks "Laceration? Nah... more like incarceration in these walls... though for your good."

[16:36] <Able_Tome> *your own

[16:36] <Bob_GM> Who will carry the torch?

[16:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I would)

[16:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (If hearth gives it)

[16:37] <Hearth> "Ah, sure.  You can take one in the front, and I'll take one in the back." *lights the second torch before passing one to glimmer*

[16:37] <Hearth> [I have one and glimmer has one]

[16:37] <Bob_GM> [Welp.  Okay then!]

[16:37]  * GoldenTouch stays in the middle quietly

[16:37] <Hearth> [MUNDANE ITEMS FTW]

[16:37]  * Hidden_Glimmer takes the torch "Thanks Hearth... Ok, let'S get down there." She starts to slowly walk down the staircase if bob doesn't object

[16:38]  * Bob_GM opens the basement door

[16:38]  * Bob_GM is borderline NPC right now

[16:38]  * Able_Tome stretches his forelegs in front of himself "And in to the morgue they. Go."

[16:38]  * Hearth waits for everyone to go down first before bringing up the rear

[16:38]  * Hidden_Glimmer goes down, leading the way with her torch

[16:38]  * Able_Tome motions to Hidden "Go on, light bearer.."

[16:39]  * Able_Tome follows the blue coated mare, staying closely to her

[16:39] <Bob_GM> In the basement, you see... Well, nothing much.  Nothing out of the ordinary.

[16:39] <Bob_GM> !roll 4d4

[16:39] <GameServ> 2, 2, 3, 4 == 11

[16:39] <Bob_GM> Whoops

[16:39] <Bob_GM> !roll 4d20

[16:39] <GameServ> 17, 10, 13, 9 == 49

[16:39] <Bob_GM> Hidden hears 3 buzzling sounds around her, and Hearth hears one around her!

[16:40]  * Hearth tenses up and freezes as she looks around herself for the source of the noise

[16:40] <Able_Tome> [ambient noise?]

[16:40] <Bob_GM> Hearth, roll

[16:40]  * Hidden_Glimmer stops, holding a hoof infront of the others "Wait a moment, do you hear that?"

[16:40] <Hearth> !roll d20

[16:40] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[16:40]  * Able_Tome stops right behind Hidden "Hmm?"

[16:41]  * GoldenTouch listens

[16:41]  * Hidden_Glimmer tries to pinpoint the sound

[16:41] <Bob_GM> You see nothing... Wait, what's that round thing you see outof the corner of your eye?

[16:41] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll

[16:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for based unicorn perception

[16:41] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[16:41]  * Able_Tome perks his ears up and tries to identify the sound

[16:41]  * Hearth frantically looks to try to catch whatever is in the periphery of her vision

[16:41] <Bob_GM> Your based Unicorn perception tells you 3 round things are buzzling frantically around your flame

[16:41] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll

[16:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Ahh!" She hastily waves her torch to burn them "Bugs! Go away!"

[16:42] <Bob_GM> The bugs are too fast to be burned by your silly torch-weapon

[16:42] <Able_Tome> "Bugs, eh?"

[16:42] <Bob_GM> *'bugs'*

[16:43] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[16:43] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[16:43] <Hearth> [I still don't see it, yes?]

[16:43] <Bob_GM> Golden hears faint buzzing sounds!

[16:43]  * Hidden_Glimmer gets filled with loathing "I bloody hate bugs..."

[16:43] <Bob_GM> [Eeyup]

[16:43] <Able_Tome> [roll same as Golden?]

[16:43] <Bob_GM> [Eeyup]

[16:43] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[16:43] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[16:43]  * Hearth looks around for the noise to no avail

[16:44] <Bob_GM> Able can hear three buzzing noises around Hidden and one around Hearth

[16:44] <Able_Tome> [wait...]

[16:44]  * Hidden_Glimmer keeps calm and tries to see if the bugs follow the torch... what are those things anyways=

[16:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> ?

[16:44] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 parasprites]

[16:44] <Bob_GM> [Plz]

[16:45] <Able_Tome> [ohboyherewego.jpg]

[16:45] <Bob_GM> The 'bugs' follow the torch slightly

[16:45]  * Able_Tome looks around the darkened room, his ears flickering "One... two... three...", he shifts his ear to the back, "Right, we have four of those."

[16:45]  * Hearth is still tense and becomes frustrated as she is unable to find the source of the buzzing

[16:46] <Able_Tome> "Of, *something*."

[16:46] <GoldenTouch> "But what is it...."

[16:46]  * Hidden_Glimmer takes a closer look at the bugs, trying to see what they are ffs

[16:46] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll

[16:46] <Able_Tome> "Hearth, stay on your guard... one of them is... hm... is near you."

[16:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[16:46] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[16:47]  * GoldenTouch tries to *lock on* to the buzzing

[16:47] <Bob_GM> You can barely see, they move too fast.  But, you do know that they're black and round

[16:47]  * Hearth is still trying to find the sound's source "I...I know. I just...I can't find it..."

[16:47] <Bob_GM> Golden, press Z and roll

[16:47]  * Able_Tome moves closer to Hidden, pressing against her as he looks around her torch "Wait... what -are- those."

[16:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 to press up on the c stick and have navi identify them

[16:47] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[16:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Would it be possible to try and catch one of them with telekinesis?)

[16:48] <Bob_GM> Navi can't help you now

[16:48]  * Able_Tome narrows his eyes and tries to see the buggers

[16:48] == GreenSleeves has changed nick to GreenSleeves|FNV

[16:48] <Bob_GM> You can try, Hidden.  But first, Able roll.

[16:48]  * GoldenTouch frowns as all he hears in his head is "HEY LOOK LISTEN!"

[16:48] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[16:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[16:48]  * Hidden_Glimmer warps her face in disgust "I... i don't know..."

[16:48] <Bob_GM> Able sees no buggers

[16:49] <Bob_GM> Hidden, care to try

[16:49] <Bob_GM> ?

[16:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 to catch one of them with tk

[16:49] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[16:49] <Bob_GM> You are able to hold one in place long enough to see what it is!

[16:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*drums on table with fingers)

[16:50] <GreenSleeves|FNV> (So how is this TOTALLY SLICE OF LIFE adventure going?)

[16:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We just started green...)

[16:50] <Bob_GM> In front of you, you see a relatively huge... Horsefly!  It's buzzing angrily, and the three around it are getting pissed off.

[16:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Go back to your skype chat)

[16:50] <Hearth> [Skype is ded...for now]

[16:50] <GoldenTouch> [Oh hidden thanks, i forgot about it]

[16:50] <GreenSleeves|FNV> (>implying skype chat hasn't been ded for a while now)

[16:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Uhh... w.what the hell?!" She jumps back a bit at the weird sight

[16:51] <Able_Tome> [Horsefly, eh...]

[16:51] <Able_Tome> [commence blood sucking]

[16:51] <Bob_GM> It's just a horsefly.

[16:51] <Bob_GM> Not a horse+Fly

[16:51] <Bob_GM> Horsefly.

[16:51] <Hearth> [>three around it?  Is the one around my torch also getting irritated?]

[16:51] <Bob_GM> Oh, shit

[16:51] <Bob_GM> *Two flying around it

[16:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Too bad...)

[16:52] <Hearth> [There ya go! :D]

[16:52]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden with an amused look "What's that?"

[16:52] <GoldenTouch> "What is it!"

[16:52] <Able_Tome> "A bit of... unnerving of you there..."

[16:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Erm... j-just a fly... must've mistaken it with something else in a dark... So that's it? Just some flies?"

[16:52]  * Hearth is only half listening, still intently try to find what is buzzing around her

[16:52] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20

[16:52] <GameServ> 16, 10 == 26

[16:53] <Able_Tome> "Well I don't know... you're the one who seen it... how did it looked?"

[16:53] <Bob_GM> One of the flies bites Hidden, freeing its companion!

[16:53] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d1

[16:53] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[16:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Aah!" She hastily rubs her foreleg "It bit me! Son of a..."

[16:53] <Bob_GM> The flies are super pissed... Buzzing so loud you'd think there was [insert clever analogy here]

[16:54] <Bob_GM> They have drawn the first blood- Everyone roll init!

[16:54] <Hearth> !roll d20

[16:54] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[16:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[16:54] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[16:54] <Able_Tome> [aw shit, that high AC]

[16:54] <Hearth> [What about the fly around me?]

[16:54] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[16:54] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[16:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Oh great, two at the same time...)

[16:54] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[16:54] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[16:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 4d20

[16:54] <GameServ> 14, 15, 4, 9 == 42

[16:54] <Able_Tome> [time to squash some horseflies]

[16:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Pro tip, magic ignores AC)

[16:54] <Bob_GM> [I'm aware]

[16:55] <Bob_GM> [Also, Hearth it saw its brofly get hurt, it's pissed too!]

[16:55] <Able_Tome> [also, that horsefly bite? I'd be more than 'Ahh', heh]

[16:55] <Bob_GM> [Good luck, Able...]

[16:55] <Hearth> [;___;  Hidden why?]

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[16:55] <Bob_GM> Golden starts us off!

[16:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Sorry hearth...)

[16:55]  * GoldenTouch pulls out his sword and slices at one holding back the heyah

[16:55] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[16:55] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[16:55] <Bob_GM> ...You miss...

[16:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Tough skin, able. You know her.)

[16:56] <Able_Tome> [awww shiiiit]

[16:56] <GoldenTouch> >awwww shiet

[16:56] <Able_Tome> [>dat AC]

[16:56] <Bob_GM> Hidden, go

[16:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 for based unicorn magic!

[16:56] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[16:56] <Bob_GM> Nope!  Roll d4

[16:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Fuck...)

[16:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d4

[16:56] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[16:56] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yes!)

[16:56] <Bob_GM> Able's up

[16:56] <Quicksilver> [ffs Hidden, i will kill you when i find out you were using magic]

[16:57] <Able_Tome> !roll 1d20 as Able readies himself to burn some bugs with magic missle

[16:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[16:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Casting a missile at a fly...)

[16:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Overkill much?)

[16:57] <Able_Tome> [area of effect, eh?]

[16:57] <GoldenTouch> [FLY'S FOR THE FLY THRONE!]

[16:57] <Able_Tome> !roll d4

[16:57] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[16:57] <Able_Tome> [pffffft]

[16:57] <Bob_GM> You burn a bug with your silly magic missile!

[16:57] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Is dead?)

[16:58] <Bob_GM> It flies in a circle to the ground, ablaze.  Heem sleepy

[16:58] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up

[16:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Stomp it!)

[16:58] <Able_Tome> [minus one]

[16:58] <Bob_GM> >Heem Sleepy is /sp/ talk for dead

[16:58] <Bob_GM> My apologies

[16:58] <Able_Tome> [wait... was it -2AC for a sword?]

[16:58] <Able_Tome> [and -1 AC for a knife?]

[16:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not that i know of)

[16:58] <Bob_GM> [Nope]

[16:58]  * Hearth hears the buzzing increase and starts to flail around her torch

[16:59] <Bob_GM> Roll

[16:59] <Hearth> !roll d20 to hit fly

[16:59] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[16:59] <Able_Tome> [hm, remember those in earlier rules, eh]

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[16:59] <Bob_GM> You hit no fly, but you look cute flustered :3

[16:59] <Hearth> [+2 so 19]

[16:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> (tfw i'm having my own fly hunt here on my desktop...)

[16:59] <Bob_GM> Oh right...

[16:59] <Hearth> [Dmg?]

[16:59] <Bob_GM> You hit a fly like it's insulted your family!  It's dead!

[17:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Dem precision)

[17:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Fly number one bites Able

[17:00] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[17:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d1

[17:00] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Fly number two bites Hearth

[17:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[17:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d1

[17:00] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:00] <Bob_GM> New round, roll inits!

[17:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[17:00]  * Able_Tome winces "Oh you bloody suc-..."

[17:00] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[17:00] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[17:00] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for based hero of time

[17:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[17:00]  * Hearth shireks in pain "Ah!  That hurts..."

[17:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20

[17:00] <GameServ> 18, 1 == 19

[17:00] <Hearth> !roll d20

[17:00] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[17:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>18s)

[17:01] <Bob_GM> Hidden starts us off!

[17:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 to atleast try and hit one of them with her sword

[17:01] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:01] <Bob_GM> You flail about, you could swear one of the flies are taunting you.

[17:01] <Able_Tome> [no wait, with weapons I've meant hit penalties, but whatever]

[17:01] <Bob_GM> Golden, go!

[17:02] <Bob_GM> [Ah, I have that covered]

[17:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yeah, we don'T sue them anymore)

[17:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Or do we?)

[17:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Üse)

[17:02] <Able_Tome> [/me shrugs]

[17:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*use fuck typing!)

[17:02]  * GoldenTouch swats the air with his boomerang

[17:02] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:02] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:02] <Bob_GM> [I don't, but I have some rules for these flies]

[17:02] <Able_Tome> [>use fuck typing]

[17:02] <Able_Tome> [lel]

[17:02] <Bob_GM> You swat the air with your boomerang.

[17:02] <Bob_GM> Fly number 1 attacks Golden!

[17:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:02] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[17:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d1

[17:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:02] <Bob_GM> Able's turn

[17:03] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to prepare another magic missle for cleaning the bug kebab

[17:03] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[17:03] <Able_Tome> !roll d4

[17:03] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[17:03] <Bob_GM> You can't touch this bug

[17:03] <Able_Tome> [huh]

[17:04] <Bob_GM> It's like... It can evade magic with it's AC!  It's *that* fast!

[17:04]  * Hidden_Glimmer looks impresses at two sucessful incantations in a row "Not bad, able... practised with sun or something?"

[17:04] <Able_Tome> [well shit]

[17:04] <Hearth> [WOAH!  Dodge AC op]

[17:04] <Bob_GM> But you did fire a radical magic missile, feel proud about that

[17:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> (You can'T avoid magic, bob... that's what it'S for)

[17:04] <Bob_GM> [#WildRide]

[17:04] <Able_Tome> [^]

[17:04] <Able_Tome> [to Hidden]

[17:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That'S klike taking away it's only purpose in fighting)

[17:04] <Hearth> [What GM says goes]

[17:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hearth pls)

[17:04] <Able_Tome> [nurf AC]

[17:05] <Able_Tome> [#blameGM]

[17:05] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up

[17:05] <Able_Tome> [we ded]

[17:05] <Bob_GM> [#BlameGMandHisTwists]

[17:05] <Bob_GM> [#BlameHorseflies]

[17:05] <Able_Tome> [2opplsnerf]

[17:05] <Able_Tome> [hue]

[17:05] <Bob_GM> [You already killed two of em!]

[17:05]  * Hidden_Glimmer is insulted on magic getting nurfed again

[17:05]  * Hearth still hears the buzzing even after she hit the fly and continues to flail about with the torch

[17:05] <Hearth> !roll d20+2

[17:05] <GameServ> (3) + 2 == 5

[17:05] <Bob_GM> You flail so hard~

[17:06]  * Able_Tome looks at the fly with confusion as the magic missle... misses the target? "W-what?"

[17:06] <Hearth> ....but it is to no avail

[17:06] <Bob_GM> Fly number two attacks Hidden

[17:06] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:06] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*nerfed shut up)

[17:06] <Hearth> [ded]

[17:06] <Bob_GM> It gets pierced on Hidden's horn, and dies stuck on there!

[17:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> ...

[17:06] <Bob_GM> Ewwww

[17:06]  * Able_Tome glances at Hidden "Not magic missles... no... no practices. What the-... these things dodge an incantation? Seriously?"

[17:06] <Hearth> [Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

[17:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok...)

[17:07] <Able_Tome> [leel]

[17:07] <Bob_GM> New round, roll inits

[17:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:07] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[17:07] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[17:07] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (HOLY SHIT HOW BIG ARE THOSE THINGS?!?)

[17:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d29

[17:07] <Hearth> [Hue, will hidden flip?]

[17:07] <GameServ> 28 == 28

[17:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:07] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:07] <Able_Tome> [>d29]

[17:07] <Hearth> !roll d20

[17:07] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[17:07] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:07] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:07] <Bob_GM> They're pretty goddamn big... for flies.

[17:08] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Fly number one attacks Able

[17:08] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[17:08] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d1

[17:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:08] <Ikea> [would you say they're... horse flies?]

[17:08] <Bob_GM> [Ikea plz... Covered that :3]

[17:08]  * Able_Tome 's attention is caught by a large, pierced fly that slowly begins to ooze its innards over Hidden's horn

[17:08] <Hearth> [Yes, he actually did, in fact!]

[17:08] <Ikea> [oh, sorry. not paying attention]

[17:08] <Bob_GM> Hearth is next!

[17:08] <Bob_GM> >Inb4 they're actual horse flies, and you murdered them

[17:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> Her eye starts twitching as she sees a gigantic fly pierced on her horn. Her face is filled with disgust and panic. She closes her eyes and hastily tries to get it off her horn, trying to forget that moment.

[17:09] <Bob_GM> [JK :3]

[17:09]  * Hearth contines her flailing, hoping to get rid of the furious buzzing and not get bit again

[17:09] <Hearth> !roll d20+2

[17:09] <GameServ> (16) + 2 == 18

[17:09]  * Able_Tome winces at another bite, but the stifles laughter brushes the pain off "Oh... my..."

[17:09] <Bob_GM> You allllmost hit one!

[17:09] <Bob_GM> Able is up

[17:09] <Bob_GM> Wait no

[17:10] <Bob_GM> Hidden, roll to either attack or get dat bug off

[17:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 GET THAT BUG OFF AAAAAHH

[17:10] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[17:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*panic intensifies*)

[17:10] <Bob_GM> YOU GET THAT BUG OFF... IT'S SOO GROSSSS

[17:10] <Bob_GM> Now Able is up

[17:10] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 for another magic missle [not testing my luck, nope, not at all]

[17:10] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[17:11]  * Hidden_Glimmer rushes backwards, away from the bug and curns up into a ball next to hearth, paralyzed by the horror

[17:11] <Bob_GM> You fly to close to the sun...

[17:11] <Bob_GM> [14 needed, yes?]

[17:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yes)

[17:11] <Able_Tome> [yeap]

[17:11] <Bob_GM> Mmkay

[17:11] <Able_Tome> !roll d4

[17:11] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[17:12] <Bob_GM> Hero of Time, you're up!

[17:12]  * GoldenTouch flails again

[17:12] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:12] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[17:12] <Bob_GM> You... flail about.

[17:12] <Bob_GM> New round!  Rolll

[17:12]  * Able_Tome 's horn fizzles and fails to comply "Hm... more practice indeed..."

[17:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:12] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[17:12] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[17:12] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[17:13] <Hearth> !roll d20

[17:13] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[17:13] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:13] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[17:13]  * Able_Tome turns his head back and looks at Hidden with a weak smile "Well now... another phobia to add into those profiles..."

[17:13] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 init

[17:13] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[17:13] <Bob_GM> Golden starts!

[17:13]  * GoldenTouch does a spin attack flailing with his boomerang

[17:14] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:14] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[17:14] <Bob_GM> Well, at least you nailed the yell

[17:14] <GoldenTouch> [hue]

[17:14] <Bob_GM> Hidden's up!

[17:14] <Hearth> [lel]

[17:14]  * Hidden_Glimmer hastily looks around the room with wide, torn eyes, trying to follow one of those damn bastards to try and cast an electrobolt on it

[17:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:14] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[17:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d4

[17:14] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:14] <Bob_GM> You tried

[17:14] <Bob_GM> Able's up!

[17:15] <Hearth> [Hidden, what did you do with the torch, still holding it or did you drop it?]

[17:15]  * Hidden_Glimmer sobs quietly and goes back brughing her tail

[17:15] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 as Able extracts his sword and grips it with both of his forehooves for a moment as he lunges up on his hind hooves. He bites his tongue and tries to cleave through the pesky bug using momentum

[17:15] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[17:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Let's say i dropped it next to able)

[17:16] <Hearth> [Dirt floor I take it?  Or is it stone?]

[17:16] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Stone, probably)

[17:16] <Bob_GM> You bite your tongue a bit too hard and yelp [Stone IIRC], pride hurt

[17:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 to chomp on Golden's wing

[17:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:17] <Bob_GM> It buzzes around

[17:17] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up!

[17:17]  * Able_Tome drops his sword and lands down on the floor, grimacing from pain "Uhh, comthh ohnn..."

[17:17]  * GoldenTouch wishes a nigga would

[17:17] <Hearth> !roll d20+2 to continue to flail about as she backs up, standing nice and close to Glimmer

[17:17] <GameServ> (5) + 2 == 7

[17:17] <Bob_GM> Hearth still flails about

[17:18] <Bob_GM> New round!

[17:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[17:18] <Hearth> !roll d20

[17:18] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[17:18] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[17:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:18] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:18] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:18] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[17:18] <Bob_GM> Hidden starts us off!

[17:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 to try and get over her phobia and smash one ofthose bastards with her hoofs

[17:18] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[17:19] <Bob_GM> Your phobia is not one to take lightly.

[17:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope, still panicked on the floor next to hearth, brushing her soft tail)

[17:19] <Bob_GM> Golden!

[17:19]  * GoldenTouch flaps his wings and kill the bug with turbulence >flying type against bug~

[17:19] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:19] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[17:19]  * Able_Tome slips his tongue out and massages it for a brief moment. "'lehst no bloohd...", he mutters to himself and stands back up taking the sword from the floor

[17:19] <Bob_GM> It's super effective, but the move missed!

[17:19] <Hearth> [D'awwwwww  You cute when you're scared, Hidden :3]

[17:19] <GoldenTouch> [HUE]

[17:20] <Bob_GM> Able

[17:20] <Able_Tome> [hm, how about we knock it out and take it as a prisoner. No needs for a Horseflygate]

[17:20] <GoldenTouch> [Lets eat it!]

[17:20] <Bob_GM> [Hue]

[17:20] <Able_Tome> [hmmmmmm]

[17:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It's the goat tower all over again...)

[17:20] <Bob_GM> [>Knocking out a fly]

[17:21] <Bob_GM> [Overmind plz]

[17:21] <Hearth> [I got jars~]

[17:21] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 as Able looks at the fly, annoyed and frustrated by it. He darts to it, trying to pierce it with his horn.

[17:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[17:21] <GoldenTouch> [!roll 1d20 to nonleathal the fly

[17:21] <Able_Tome> "Come 'ere!"

[17:21] <Bob_GM> Your horn is not the one to pierce the skies

[17:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (tfw i pierced it without even trying or wanting...)

[17:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 one of the flies attacks... Hearth

[17:22] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[17:22] <Able_Tome> [pffff]

[17:22] <Hearth> [lel]

[17:22] <Able_Tome> [gg]

[17:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (/me shivers)

[17:22] <GoldenTouch> [>spins out of control from turbulence]

[17:22] <Bob_GM> It flies into the fire!  But wait... What's going on...

[17:22] <GoldenTouch> [It...Its evolving!!!]

[17:22] <Bob_GM> [>mfw was hoping someone would bring fire]

[17:22] <Able_Tome> [>fire resistant]

[17:22] <Able_Tome> [Bob, pls]

[17:23] <Hearth> [OH GOD WHY! ;_;  I'm scurrrrred]

[17:23] == GreenSleeves|FNV has changed nick to GreenSleeves

[17:23] <GoldenTouch> [bob i have to go now... this is just rediculous]

[17:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ohpleasenoidontwantocrawlupthewalls)

[17:23] <Bob_GM> It flies out of the fire, buzzing loudly ablaze.. You swear you can hear it say "THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM"

[17:23] <Able_Tome> [we 20 lvl monster nao]

[17:23] <GoldenTouch> [HA]

[17:23] <Hearth> [;__________________;]

[17:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So it's just burning now?)

[17:23] <Bob_GM> New round, Flamefly Superfly leader boss is a go

[17:23]  * GoldenTouch is a real super sand!

[17:23] <Hearth> [Wait, is it just on fire?  Has it changed otherwise?]

[17:24] <Bob_GM> Roll inits!

[17:24] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[17:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[17:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[17:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[17:24] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[17:24] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[17:24] <Hearth> !roll d20

[17:24] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:24] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20

[17:24] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[17:24] <Bob_GM> Able starts us off!

[17:25] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 as Able raises his brow, 'dis nigger serious' expression dominating his face. He looks at his horn and back at the fly, starting to cast another magic missle

[17:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[17:25]  * Able_Tome makes a Donte face

[17:25] <Hearth> [WOOOOOOOOOOOO~!]

[17:25] <Able_Tome> [*Dante]

[17:25] <GoldenTouch> [ITS ALL OGRE NOW]

[17:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>inb4 it misses)

[17:26] <Able_Tome> [roll d4?]

[17:26] <GoldenTouch> [>"Its true! he is super sand legend"

[17:26] <Bob_GM> You cast a magic missile!!  The fly goes down in blazing agony

[17:26] <Hearth> [>inb4 only makes it stronger]

[17:26] <Hearth> [NOPE]

[17:26] <Able_Tome> "Fuck YOU!"

[17:26]  * GoldenTouch looks at able "He is real super sand..."

[17:26] <Bob_GM> It buzzes weakly into Able's ear before dying

[17:26] <Bob_GM> You swear you could hear it buzz...

[17:26] <Bob_GM> "You too"

[17:26]  * Hearth sighs and drops her head, seeing that it's all ogre now

[17:27] <Able_Tome> [hue]

[17:27] <Bob_GM> It *is* still on fire though.  Ouch.  Able ttakes 1 HP point of burn damage!

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[17:27]  * GoldenTouch runs out of the basement "KTHXBYETHANKSFORHAVINGME"

[17:27] <Bob_GM> [Bye Golden!]

[17:27]  * Hearth turns to hidden and lightly pets her with a hoof "...you okay there?"

[17:28]  * GoldenTouch runs past bob "INEEDTOTALKTOYOULATER"

[17:28]  * Able_Tome winces and leans away from the flickering ash "Gah! Little crap..."

[17:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Even though he is far away from the fly because he castet magic)

[17:28] <Hearth> [LATER GOLDEN!]

[17:28]  * GoldenTouch is running around at the speed of sound

[17:28] <GoldenTouch> [bye]

[17:28] <Able_Tome> [cya]

[17:28] == GoldenTouch [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]

[17:28] <Bob_GM> "O-okay... Did everything go okay?  I heard a lot of commotion..."

[17:29]  * Hidden_Glimmer trembles heavily, eyes still torn open, mumbling stuff to herself while brushing her tail

[17:29]  * Able_Tome brushes his cheek "Mm-yes, good doctor...", he looks back, looking at Bob "Someone needs to keep their basement, and morgue, clean..."

[17:29]  * Able_Tome smirks "A simple Scruffy will do..."

[17:29] <Bob_GM> This marks the end of Bob's Wild Ride 9:  It certainly was one of the weakest, but it still managed to be cuh-razy.  All in all, for a ninth entry in a series, what did you think?"

[17:30]  * Bob_GM gulps "Eeyup!"

[17:30]  * Hearth carefully places the torch down onto the ground then hugs Hidden "There there, it's okay~"

[17:30]  * Able_Tome notices Hidden's nervous state and he walks closer to her, embracing the unicorn "Hidden... come on..."

[17:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Weak. Also >nerfing magic even more)

[17:30] <Bob_GM> "...This morgue is in terrible condition... Who cast all these magic missiles?"

[17:30] <Bob_GM> [It was a one time enemy, lel]

[17:30] <Hearth> [>buffing enemies =/= nerfing magic]

[17:30] <Bob_GM> ^

[17:31] <Able_Tome> [its good for slice of life]

[17:31] <Able_Tome> [wonder how those got into the basement]

[17:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Having such high AC that a AC ignoring attack misses)

[17:31] <Bob_GM> [Thanks.  I'm hoping to plan one that's *not* going to contain combat]

[17:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I swear the goat tower wasn't planned to contain combat)

[17:32]  * Bob_GM supposes the autopsy of the ded horse didn't help

[17:32] <Bob_GM> [It really wasn't.  BUT it was an option]

[17:32] <Hearth> [Hidden, do you know how touch attacks and AC works in D&D and Pathfinder?]

[17:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nope)

[17:32]  * Able_Tome turns his head to Bob "Magic? Hmm... well..."

[17:33]  * Bob_GM huffs "Well, I'll clean it up later.  Looks like those... things... are taken care of!  Is everyone okay?"

[17:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I barely know D&D rules. Only a tiny bit)

[17:34] == Al_ADVENTURESWITHOLDPEOPLE has changed nick to Al_Dente

[17:34] <Hearth> [Okay, but pretty much AC is seperated into 2 types of bonuses one based on dodge and one based on armor.  Touch attacks ignore armor but not dodge.  So that's pretty much what just happened.  They had high dodge AC but no armor, so magic still had a hard time hitting]

[17:34]  * Able_Tome nods to Bob and turns his head back to Hidden, whispering into her ear "It's over..."

[17:34] <Hearth> [Also...]

[17:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Makes sense...)

[17:34]  * Hearth is still hugging Hidden

[17:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Lucy should maybe include that)

[17:34]  * Hidden_Glimmer is still traumatized and trembling

[17:35] <Hearth> [In the more advanced rules, maybe, but for now GM's can just do what needs to be done]

[17:35] == Al_Dente has changed nick to Al_WASHANLONGHAIR

[17:35] <Bob_GM> [#TrustGM but yeah, I get your point Hidden.  I'll ask Lucy about it.]

[17:35]  * Hearth gently runs a hoof through Hidden' as she hugs her

[17:35] <Hearth> Hidden's mane

[17:36]  * Bob_GM walks to Hidden and crouches down "You okay?"

[17:36] == Bob_GM has changed nick to Bob

[17:36]  * Hearth talks in a hushed tone "I think she's just freaked out by the flies..."

[17:37]  * Able_Tome sits down next to Hidden, shifting his embrace "... piling up on her, heh..."

[17:38]  * Able_Tome chuckles and nuzzles her cheek "Come now, we need to wash the horn clean..."

[17:38]  * Bob gulps again "Yeah... They kinda freaked me out too."

[17:38]  * Hidden_Glimmer slowly calms down and gets up, still shaking, and silently walks out of the morgue with a lowered head.

[17:38]  * Hearth sighs and lets go of Hidden, seeing Able has it taken care of

[17:39]  * Bob sighs as well "Well... I'm glad no one got seriously hurt..."

[17:39]  * Hearth turns to Bob "...yeah...those were...that was...yeah, I did get bit though..."

[17:41]  * Able_Tome follows Hidden closely behind her "...you never told me."

[17:42]  * Bob looks to Hearth with concern "It bit you?  Are you okay?"

[17:42] <Quicksilver> [wait what happened? spooked by a bug?]

[17:42] <Bob> [They were flies from hell]

[17:43]  * Hearth looks around to try and see the bite mark and turns to Bob "Y-yeah...I think so.  It really stung, but I don't think it did too much damage..."

[17:43] <Quicksilver> [eh?]

[17:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Glimmer gets panic when she sees bugs bigger than a fly, and one giant exemplar pierced itself on her horn)

[17:43] <Quicksilver> [aww]

[17:43]  * Bob looks down "I'm sorry hun... Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

[17:43] == Bob has changed nick to Bob|Sad

[17:44] <Hearth> [BAWWWWWB ;_;]

[17:44] <Bob|Sad> [http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/12579617#p12616025]

[17:44] <Bob|Sad> [I don't even]

[17:45] == Bob|Sad has changed nick to Bob|OOCSad

[17:46]  * Hidden_Glimmer sits down on a chair in the lobby, curling up again "W-w-why s-should i've?" She stutters out to able

[17:46] <Hearth> [#BlamePCs]

[17:48] == Bob|OOCSad has changed nick to Bob

[17:48]  * Hearth thinks for a moment before looking back at Bob and smiles "Well...you said something about a date night earlier..."

[17:49]  * Able_Tome sits down next to Hidden and puts his foreleg around her in an attempt to comfort her "Oh I don't know... for one just to be sure how to react if... you know, we meet something during an expedition, out there in the outskirts. Don't ya think?"

[17:49]  * Bob smiles bright, his mood lifter "That's right!  But first... To #fourcannon-clinic!"

[17:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (to the clinic then)