Bob's Wild Ride 6: The Mystery of the Goat Tower

[22:59]  * Al_Dente drops the bass

[22:59] == Bob has changed nick to Bob_GM

[22:59] <Hidden_Glimmer> I'm so going to regret this...

[22:59] <Hearth> How so?  WHAT CAN GO WRONG?

[22:59]  * Rain_Drop enters the woods humming a tune to herself before spotting Al and Glimmer

[23:00] <Rain_Drop> "Glimmer? Arent you supposed to be in the clinic?"

[23:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> I can black out in the middle of it while i have a pizza in the oven

[23:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> That's one thing

[23:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Oh shit ooc)

[23:00] <Hearth> [Ah, got it]

[23:00] <Al_Dente> [[ What can go wrong? ]]

[23:00] <Bob_GM> Hello, and welcome to Bob's Wild Ride 6:  The Mystery of the Goat Tower!  To your right you will notice, well, whatever it is to the right of you.  Please keep your hooves inside the vehicle at all times.  And DO remember-

[23:00] <Bob_GM> This game is tailored to the choices you make.  The game plays you as much as you play it

[23:00] <Bob_GM> Enjoy!

[23:01]  * Hidden_Glimmer twitches together as she heard the voice of a familiar pegasus. She slowly turns around to face her "Oh, hi rain... hehe.... how are you?"

[23:01] <Mariel> [so finally started?]

[23:01]  * Al_Dente streches his back and a loud crack is heard.

[23:01] <Bob_GM> The ride will begin when I say so.

[23:02] <Bob_GM> Which is... approximately 10 minutes!

[23:02] <Umbra_Electrum> [And it will never end?]

[23:02] <Bob_GM> Oh Umbra...

[23:02]  * Rain_Drop blushes her wings tucked to her side as she looks over how clean they are "Oh uh well fine and nice and uh anyway how bout you arent you still suffering from blood loss?"

[23:02] <Mariel> [so who and who and who is in?]

[23:02] <Al_Dente> [[ how long till were ded? ]]

[23:02] <Bob_GM> That's the thing, Mariel.  This adventure is so wondrous I'm not going to- 2 hours Al- impose a character limit.

[23:03] <Bob_GM> I won't know the EXACT players until I ask.  WHAT A TWEEST!

[23:03] <Boris_> [Wat]

[23:03] <Mariel> [well the quest application said 7-8 players]

[23:03] <Umbra_Electrum> [Hmmm...Why the hell not I'll join..]

[23:03] <Boris_> [Pls gib spot]

[23:03] <Bob_GM> Great!

[23:03] <Hearth> [Ehhhhhhhh, IC reasons.  THINK HEARTH THINK!]

[23:03] <Bob_GM> Okay!

[23:03] <Al_Dente> [[ all des jerbs ]]

[23:03] <Umbra_Electrum> [Where do we meet?]

[23:03] <Boris_> [Al are you going on this?]

[23:03]  * Hidden_Glimmer blushes slightly in shame "Ohh well, bloodloss, poisoning, a more or less cleaved neck... hehe. W-what can i say, no one's stoping me from getting hurt, so i just keep doing it."

[23:04] <Al_Dente> [[ yes ]]

[23:04] <Boris_> [Even after getting shanked? Nigga wat]

[23:04] <Al_Dente> [[ i didnt get shanked, one of the wolves attacked me ]]

[23:04]  * Rain_Drop frowns "Hidden Glimmer! You are supposed to be getting patched up!"

[23:04] <Boris_> [You still need rest m8]

[23:05]  * Rain_Drop is using her big brother voice from the old world

[23:05] <Bob_GM> Once the ride formerly begins I will detail where you are, and what it is you're doing.

[23:05] <Al_Dente> [[ im gud enf]]

[23:05] <Boris_> [Al pls]

[23:05] <Al_Dente> [[ Boris pls ]]

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[23:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I am patched up!" She backs off slightly "I just took a break from recovering, nothing else!"

[23:05] <Rain_Drop> "Now you march your little butt back to the clinic and get Bob or Liven or Doc to fix you up and you get rested! Right now missy!"

[23:05] <Al_Dente> [[ Didnt hidden just nearly die? ]]

[23:06] <Bob_GM> Rain, Doc has more than likely died IC.

[23:06] <Rain_Drop> [waaaaaaat?]

[23:06] <Bob_GM> Eeyup.

[23:06] <Rain_Drop> [Why?]

[23:06] <Lucyne> [Oh right, Hospik left didn't he?]

[23:06]  * Umbra_Electrum trots up to the rest of the group, ".....Wild Ride..."

[23:06] <Bob_GM> [He's a combat medic, had to go on dut]

[23:06] <Bob_GM> [*duty]

[23:06] <Boris_> [Wait, when is happen]

[23:07] <Boris_> [How2join]

[23:07] <Booze_Hound> [am i too late for bob's quest?]

[23:07] <Bob_GM> [I will describe in detail]

[23:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Pfft. No need to bug the doctors, i'll go back there anyways." She said in a stubborn voice

[23:07] <Boris_> [Bob pls]

[23:07] <Bob_GM> [No Booze!]

[23:07] <Bob_GM> [Wait ~3 minutes]

[23:07] <Booze_Hound> [~yay]

[23:07] <Al_Dente> [[ lol inb4 goat rape ]]

[23:07] <Boris_> [So do I phase in?]

[23:07] <Al_Dente> [[ extensive goat rape ]]

[23:07] <Umbra_Electrum> [Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa~]

[23:08] <Bob_GM> [The idea is a search group is formed to INVESTIGATE]

[23:08] <Rain_Drop> "Thats their job Hidden! What would Able say? He would want you back in bed and resting you stubborn goof!"

[23:08] <Bob_GM> [So yeah, phasing in pretty much]

[23:08] <Mariel> [can you pick a different color for GMing please?]

[23:08] <Bob_GM> Alas, I cannot.

[23:08]  * Boris_ phases in a distance from the group (Fuck instancing, seriously)

[23:08]  * Al_Dente sits on the ground and looks at Rain and Hidden argue, watching them with glazed over eyes.

[23:08] <Hearth> [GAWSH BOB, YOU'RE SO LAME~]

[23:08] <Bob_GM> It comes with the territory~

[23:08] <Al_Dente> [[ LF CAVERNS O TIME RAID ]]

[23:09] <Boris_> [LFG CAVERNS OF TIME]

[23:09] <Boris_> [SKILLED HEALER]

[23:09] <Umbra_Electrum> [Ctrl+k]

[23:09]  * Boris_ trots up to the group

[23:09] <Umbra_Electrum> [.....First Penny then you...]

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[23:09] <Aoyin> [Abanchuuru?]

[23:09] <Boris_> "Evenin'"

[23:09] <Al_Dente> [[ RET PALLY LF RAID ]]

[23:09] <Al_Dente> [[ I CAN DPS ]]

[23:09] <Bob_GM> FREEZE!

[23:09] <Rain_Drop> [T.T tfw never found good group that wanted to raid proper and never had gumption or idea to join a good guild dedicated to it...]

[23:10]  * Boris_ freezes

[23:10] <Umbra_Electrum> [Ret Plz..]

[23:10] <Al_Dente> [[ RET CAN DPS ]]

[23:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> "He would probably do the same like everyone, tell me to go to bed and then just leave me." Her tone gets slightly bitter "By the way, have you seen him, Rain? He wasn't at his house, neither was sunshower..."

[23:10] <Umbra_Electrum> [Go back to BGs]

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[23:10] <Bob_GM> Hey guys, the ride is just about to begin!

[23:10] <Aoyin> [Y'ALL NEED A RET?]

[23:10] <Rain_Drop> "He hasnt come by to visit you?"

[23:10] <Al_Dente> [[ #RETPALLYCANDPS ]]

[23:10] <Rain_Drop> "Well that sucks!"

[23:10] <Bob_GM> Please post your race, equipment and husbando pone!

[23:11] <Rain_Drop> "And I havent seen him since the potion incident..."

[23:11] <Boris_> [ARE YOU READY http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/533/738/abe.jpg]

[23:11] <Al_Dente> [[ WHAT OMENS ]]

[23:11] <Al_Dente> [20:11] <Al_Dente> !ROLL D100 for goats

[23:11] <Al_Dente> [20:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[23:11] <Al_Dente> [20:11] <Al_Dente> wel

[23:11] <Al_Dente> [[ BAD ONES]]

[23:11] <Bob_GM> >D

[23:11] <Bob_GM> !roll 1D100 if 1 TPKO

[23:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[23:11] <Bob_GM> Welp

[23:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Well, i was actually sleeping at his house since i left the clinic yesterday... so i was wondering where he went. No one left note, so i kinda started searching for him."

[23:11] <Flip_Farbeak> [Earth pone; 1 spear , 1 sharpened stick, and saddlebagsl; soarin']

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[23:12] <Mariel> [wait a bit please bob]

[23:12] <Boris_> [Unicorn male, Hammer/Sickle/torch/saddlebags ; Al_Dente]

[23:12] <Bob_GM> Please post your race, equipment and husbando pone!  [This means you Golden~]

[23:12] <Rain_Drop> [Pegasus Mare, Dagger 5 bandages 10 meters rope 10 biscuts saddle bags,  Lucyne!]

[23:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> Female Unicorn, Sword, Scale Harnass (AC+2), Saddlebags with map and two bandages, Able Tome

[23:12] <Aoyin> Bats; Saddlebag w/ firestarter, blanket, club; /cry

[23:12] <GoldenTouch> [Am I in?]

[23:12] <Boris_> [Oh and a bottle of VODKA]

[23:12] <Bob_GM> [OH SURE!]

[23:12] <Al_Dente> [[ Male Mud Pone, spear, saddle bag, bottle of booze, rag ]]

[23:12] <Lucyne> [What?]

[23:12] <Hearth> [Earth pone, saddle bags, 2 torches, charcoal, few empty glass jars, bone club, amulet of nat. armor, Husbando: Bob~]

[23:12] <Boris_> [Al, why am I not your husbando pone ;_; ]

[23:12] <Booze_Hound> [Booze hound: Spear, Molotov x2, broken shield, fire starter, alcohol is my only husbando]

[23:13] <Rain_Drop> [Bob wanted husbando pone so I figured You worked for that....if thats okay...]

[23:13] <GoldenTouch> [Pegasus stallion, Sword, Echo, and food/water, Husbando:Star]

[23:13] <Al_Dente> [[ LOL ]]

[23:13] <Mariel> let me post inventory

[23:13] <Al_Dente> [[ Boris im sorry ]]

[23:13] <Rain_Drop> "Maybe...he forgot?"

[23:13] <Al_Dente> [[ <3 ]]

[23:13] <Lucyne> (Aw, of course.)

[23:13] <Lucyne> (Just surprised I was pinged)

[23:13] <Umbra_Electrum> [Umbra Electrum, Male Bat Pone Master race, Leather armor, Wooden Claws, Axe, Cloak, Saddlebag with Berry Juice Flask, Husbendo: Streaky]

[23:13] <Boris_> [Still need to give you session]

[23:14] <Boris_> [Want to finally upt my chiropractor skills to use]

[23:14]  * Aoyin feels awkward with peoples currently present. Blech.

[23:14] <Flip_Farbeak> even me bat-san?

[23:14] <Al_Dente> "How long till we enter the Bremuda Rektangle?"

[23:14] <Aoyin> You aren't one of the people, beakie-kun

[23:14] <Boris_> [>Bremuda]

[23:14] <Bob_GM> Waiting for Mariel I believe

[23:15] <Boris_> [Al I swear if you mispell it onemore time]

[23:15] <Al_Dente> [[ >Bermuda ]]

[23:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Bremuda)

[23:15] <Able_Tome> [Inventory?]

[23:15] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 murder [[

[23:15] <Mariel> [Mariel; EarthPony, Equipment: Spear/TrenchCoat/Saddlebag Inventory http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1375326909637.png

[23:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yes, able)

[23:15] <Boris_> [/me puts on rain plastic rain coat]

[23:15] <Able_Tome> [one moment]

[23:15] <Boris_> [You like Huey Lewis and the News?]

[23:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (You'er l8, m8)

[23:16] <Flip_Farbeak> [Where'd you get a trench coat?]

[23:16] <Al_Dente> [[ that DD ]]

[23:16] <Able_Tome> [drama intensifies]

[23:16] <Flip_Farbeak> [boris my sides]

[23:16] <Al_Dente> [[ >their album sports ]]

[23:17] <Umbra_Electrum> [.....FUCK I FORGOT THAT DD HAD A TRENCHCOAT]

[23:17] <Boris_> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U]

[23:17] <Aoyin> [So who all is going right now?]

[23:17] <Al_Dente> [[ I wanted it, but personally its not edge enough ]]

[23:17] <Umbra_Electrum> [But seriously MAriel, you sure you can do this? You took a lot of damage today..]

[23:17] <Mariel> [you all jelly of my trenchcoat]

[23:17] <Flip_Farbeak> [where did you get it?

[23:17] <Boris_> [If we find fur/skins I swear I'm making a winter Officers coat]

[23:18] <Mariel> [i know, ill stay behind as support unit, i got bandaged at the clinic but i still cant do my 100%]

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[23:18] <Boris_> [Fukin bootiful http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/iannima/Soviet/Uniforms22.jpg]

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[23:18] == Bob_GM [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]

[23:18] <GreenHoof> (just lurking)

[23:18] <Al_Dente> [[ IS THAT A RAIN COAT ]]

[23:18] <Bob_Gonk_Master> Teehee

[23:18] <Hearth> [LEL Bob]

[23:18] <Al_Dente> [[ and im going ]]

[23:18] <Umbra_Electrum> [Looted off a DD who tried to suck off a spear while it was in mid flight]

[23:18] <Able_Tome> [10HP, Male Unicorn, Equestrian Sword (reinforced : 1d8), Cloak [1x darts (Mica extract [lethal] : 1d2 + 1d3), 2x darts (Diluted extract [knockout] : 1d2 + 1d3)], saddlebags, , 1x potion (Invisibility), 1x potion (Transformation), 1 vial (Mica extract [lethal] : 1d3)]

[23:18] <Bob_Gonk_Master> I told my computer JUST how wild of a ride this was

[23:18] <GoldenTouch> [DUBS]

[23:18] <Bob_Gonk_Master> And it crashed

[23:18] <Mariel> [Flip, we fought a DiamondDog thief, he had a shield, shears and the coat, we broke his shield and killed him, i took the coat]

[23:18] <Al_Dente> [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U ]]

[23:18] <Al_Dente> [[ final boss ]]

[23:19] <Bob_Gonk_Master> Also, Mariel and Able DID NOT post their husbandos >:(

[23:19] == Bob_Gonk_Master has changed nick to Bob_GM

[23:19] <Rain_Drop> [Allo Able looks like we found him Hidden!]

[23:19] <Able_Tome> [damn, forgot the 2x bandages again]

[23:19] <Bob_GM> Now

[23:19] <Al_Dente> [[ >soon ]]

[23:19]  * Flip_Farbeak is wearing nothing at all~

[23:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (FInally. You were making out with sun, huh?)

[23:19] <Mariel> [brb bathroom]

[23:20] <Bob_GM> Able, Al, Aoyin, Booze, Boris, Flip, Golden, Hearth, Hidden, Mariel, Rain and Umbra?

[23:20] <Mariel> [im a loney wolf]

[23:20] <Al_Dente> [[ Holy fuck ]]

[23:20] <Bob_GM> I do not believe I am missing anyone.

[23:20] <Umbra_Electrum> [Heeeerrrreeee....]

[23:20] <GoldenTouch> >12 go in

[23:20] <Rain_Drop> [yep]

[23:20] <Aoyin> [11, jesus]

[23:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>tfw the one time where i don't want to have apathy)

[23:20] <GoldenTouch> [none come out...]

[23:20] <Able_Tome> [hmm, not strictly like that]

[23:20] <Mariel> [i do not have husbando *trenchcoat moves with the wind*]

[23:20] <Al_Dente> [[ feels ]]

[23:20] <Al_Dente> [[ that feely feel ]]

[23:20] <Booze_Hound> [i thought what we had was special]

[23:20] <Bob_GM> Okay.

[23:20] <Boris_> [>Where do you live?]

[23:21] <Boris_> [>On the edge]

[23:21] <GreenHoof> (HOLY FUCK you're GM'ing 11 people, Bob?)

[23:21] <Bob_GM> FIRST, let me give my only rule.

[23:21] <Aoyin> [ I had a husbando... *mane falls in front of his eyes]

[23:21] <GreenHoof> (Godspeed you glorious faggot)

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[23:21] <Aoyin> !roll d20 GONK?

[23:21] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[23:21] <Mary_ONette> wild ride?

[23:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [inb4 mary wants to join

[23:21] <Boris_> Si

[23:21] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLyi5xHtkb0

[23:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [too slow

[23:21] <Al_Dente> [[Mary pls]]

[23:21] <Bob_GM> If you roll when I don't ask you too... You WILL have 1 HP of shame damage be inflicted upon you.

[23:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Bob, you know that 11 people is a shit ton, right,?)

[23:21] <Al_Dente> [[ GOOD RULE ]]

[23:21] <GoldenTouch> [bob let mary in...]

[23:21] <Bob_GM> [FUCK IT.  MARY YOU WANT TO JOIN?]

[23:21] <GoldenTouch> [WE GOTTA BRING THE RUCKUS!]

[23:21] <Boris_> [Now that's a rule]

[23:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [ITS A PARTY NOW

[23:22] <Aoyin> [AWE SHIT]

[23:22] <Mary_ONette> [I'll join]

[23:22] <Aoyin> [.... Awe, shit. This is a lot of people]

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[23:22] <Boris_> [2many]

[23:22] <Rain_Drop> [Bob makes me thinkg of leroy jenkins when he does that..]

[23:22] == Lucy_srs_GM_bsnis has changed nick to Lucy

[23:22] <Bob_GM> [K. Post Race, Inventory and husbando.]

[23:22] <Flip_Farbeak> [INB4 LUCY WANTS TO JOIN

[23:22] <Aoyin> [You want me to back out, Bobbeh?]

[23:22] <Rain_Drop> [Pegasus Mare, Dagger 5 bandages 10 meters rope 10 biscuts saddle bags,  Lucyne!]

[23:22] <Hearth> [>inb4 someone gets trigger happy and fucks everything up]

[23:22] <Lucy> [pls muh horse is a cripple]

[23:22] <Mary_ONette> [seems a bit full though so I'll lurk for now]

[23:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>10 bandages)

[23:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We mummifying again?)

[23:22] <GoldenTouch> [[THUMBS UP CHUMS LETS DO THIS.... LEROOOY JENKINS!]

[23:22] <Able_Tome> [Aye]

[23:22] <Boris_> [You people srsly need to calm down with going full rambo]

[23:22] <Al_Dente> [[ OH SHIT HE WENT INSIDE ]]

[23:23] <Able_Tome> [/me sighs]

[23:23] <GreenHoof> [STICK TO THE PLAN!]

[23:23] == GoldenTouch has changed nick to GoldenLink

[23:23] <Bob_GM> You are all murmuring in the plaza.  Hidden and Able have discovered a strange... Tower in the far NW of town... and wants YOU to help them look for it!

[23:23] <Rain_Drop> [i have 5 bandages silly hidden]

[23:23] <Able_Tome> [Too bad Ginger's rules don't apply]

[23:23]  * GoldenLink is the hero time needs, not the one it deserves

[23:23] <Aoyin> Bats, Saddlebags w/ firestarter, blanket, BAWSS club; A- /cry]

[23:23] <Boris_> [SHUT UP AND LET BOBBEH TALK]

[23:23] <Bob_GM> I like OOC remarks.

[23:23] <Bob_GM> Means people are invested.

[23:23] <Boris_> [fgt]

[23:23] <GoldenLink> [hue]

[23:23] <Bob_GM> Also

[23:23] <Mariel> [GM you really cant change your font color?]

[23:23] <Mary_ONette> [if it's ok with bob I'll join]

[23:24] <Al_Dente> [[ ALL DIS SCROLLING ]]

[23:24] <Al_Dente> [[ AND ITS OGRE ]]

[23:24] <Bob_GM> I really cannot.  And please do Mary!

[23:24] <Al_Dente> [[ must resist rolling ]]

[23:24] <Able_Tome> [>Hidden and Able discovered a tower | ohoho, wow... that... I need to think of a reason to not slap Hidden's shit for not staying home]

[23:24] <Rain_Drop> "Wait you two lost a tower? How do you lose a tower?"

[23:24] <Umbra_Electrum> [We really need a PNPOOC]

[23:24] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 because I can

[23:24] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[23:24] <Mary_ONette> [ok I'm in]

[23:24] <Bob_GM> Hue

[23:24] <Aoyin> [13. TIME TO WRECK 'EM!]

[23:24] <Bob_GM> Correction

[23:24] <Bob_GM> Able found a tower

[23:24] <Bob_GM> Hidden found out about it and wants to search

[23:24] <Bob_GM> Happy?

[23:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (How about i am stubborn as fuck and reckless regarding my own health?)

[23:24] <Rain_Drop> [much tahnk you]

[23:25] <Boris_> [test]

[23:25] <Able_Tome> [I'll still slap her shit, but its alright]

[23:25] <Boris_> [hue]

[23:25] <Aoyin> "Wait. You found it, but then you need us to help look for it? Or do you need help, you know, looking AROUND it?"

[23:25] <Al_Dente> [[ !ROLL d100 because based ]]

[23:25] <Flip_Farbeak> [Who's going to be the poor bastard to fill out the expedition report for this?]

[23:25] <Rain_Drop> [Although if the trees had moved around making it harder to find the tower I could have accpeted that]

[23:25] <Bob_GM> Hue

[23:25] <Aoyin> [I can into Expedition report]

[23:25] <Bob_GM> Weird, it seems as if you ALL are just standing there IC... You should probably do something...

[23:25] <Rain_Drop> [Cool since this is technnically a walk and not a expediation....]

[23:25]  * Able_Tome rolls his eyes at Rain "Its a figure of speech, miss Drop... the tower was identified to be located not far from here... All we need to do is, what, a basic scouting run similar to the one we had not long ago..."

[23:25]  * Flip_Farbeak stands there IC

[23:26] <Boris_> hue

[23:26]  * Al_Dente looks around at the crowd loitering and points at the tower in the sky.

[23:26]  * Able_Tome arches his brow "Fort Unity if the name rings any bells?"

[23:26] <Al_Dente> "Look!"

[23:26]  * Boris_ paces

[23:26] <Al_Dente> "A tower."

[23:26] <Rain_Drop> "If you say so..."

[23:26] <Mary_ONette> "Hey Mr Able."

[23:26] <Rain_Drop> "Flippy!"

[23:26] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Mary."

[23:26] <Aoyin> "Ah, Fort Unity. I had heard of that... Hm."

[23:26] <Flip_Farbeak> "Rainy!"

[23:26] <Mary_ONette> "Hey Rain"

[23:26] <Boris_> "Al, you up for this?"

[23:26]  * Al_Dente paces adjacent to Boris. "Yep."

[23:27]  * Mariel arrives to the scene, somewhat tired

[23:27]  * Able_Tome looks at Mary and smiles "Hah... O'Nette, feeling alright after all those wounds, I guess..."

[23:27]  * Rain_Drop hoove bumps both mares "Ready to find a building that someone lost?"

[23:27] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 team leader ]]

[23:27]  * Hearth stands quietly at the back of the crowd

[23:27] <Mariel> "Hello, what is going on?"

[23:27] <Boris_> [Can I be your First mate :3]

[23:27] <GoldenLink> "Whats going on ehre?"

[23:27] <Mary_ONette> "Yep, the wounds fully closed."

[23:27] <Aoyin> "Also, Able. I only made a little more progress with the, ah, project. Spoke with Lucyne... Very interesting."

[23:27]  * Umbra_Electrum subconciously felt his face at the name of Unity Fort...

[23:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> "What project?"

[23:27] <Rain_Drop> "Hearth is that you back there?"

[23:27] <Al_Dente> "I havent seen this many people ready to do something in....... Well shit ever. Im impressed."

[23:27]  * Able_Tome cracks his neck at the unfamiliar blond maned mare "Hmm...? Oh, just a scouting run... miss?", he looks at Mariel intently.

[23:27] == Lucyne [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 380 seconds]

[23:28]  * Rain_Drop spots the fire maned mare before waving at her

[23:28] == Lucy has changed nick to Lucyne

[23:28]  * Able_Tome stretches his back

[23:28] <Boris_> "Gotta get in on the action sometime"

[23:28] <Mariel> "I see"

[23:28]  * Hearth waves to Rain

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[23:28]  * Aoyin turns to Glimmer, "It's actually something I need your help with as well, Glim. Will you be at the Inn when er get back?"

[23:28] <Aoyin> *we get back

[23:28] <Rain_Drop> "So heading for that tower than?"

[23:28] <Boris_> "WHat you up to Ao?"

[23:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> "I'll try... if nothing... *unexpected* happens, then yes."

[23:29] <Flip_Farbeak> "Maybe we should, start walking?"

[23:29]  * Able_Tome winces at the pain in still blistered forelegs "Gah....". He nods "Correct, Drop... thought...", he casts a disapproving look at Hidden, "I'm not very sure if you should go there..."

[23:29]  * Bob_GM cracks his GM knuckles, much like Able does his joints

[23:29]  * Rain_Drop pokes Able on the head "Hey hey we going?"

[23:29] <Booze_Hound> "sounds good flip"

[23:29]  * Mary_ONette is checking her saddlebag to make she has everything

[23:29] <Boris_> [Rain, I WILL CLAIM THE TOWER IN TEH NAME OF COMMUNISM]

[23:29]  * Aoyin nods. "Sounds good." Turns to Boris, a sour look passing over his face for the slightest of moment. "Something. Come speak with me at the inn when we're finished, I actually need your help with it as well."

[23:29]  * Rain_Drop nods at flip "Lets go!"

[23:29]  * Flip_Farbeak starts walking towards the tower

[23:29] <Al_Dente> "When is this all night party getting started!"

[23:29] <Rain_Drop> [MURRIKA WILL CLAIM IT FOR MUH FREEDOMS!]

[23:30] <Boris_> "Of course, anything for a friend"

[23:30]  * Al_Dente claps his hooves together trying to hype up the crowd.

[23:30]  * GoldenLink turns looking at everyone

[23:30]  * Able_Tome shrugs and checks out the map "Right... north-west..."

[23:30] <Al_Dente> "Hype this party up!"

[23:30] <GoldenLink> [BOB I FORGOT! i have a boomerang now]

[23:30] <Bob_GM> Al, roll.

[23:30] <Mary_ONette> [claim the tower in the name of wood]

[23:30]  * Rain_Drop walks humming we will rock you as she goes along

[23:30]  * Able_Tome looks at the approximate location and begins to walk in that direction.

[23:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> "If you didn't want me to bring myself in danger, then you should've locked me in suns room or something."

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[23:30] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[23:30] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[23:30]  * Mariel follows the group

[23:30]  * Aoyin follows after Able

[23:30] <Bob_GM> The party is sufficiently hyped!

[23:30] <Boris_> [Al takes 1 DMG shame roll]

[23:31] <Bob_GM> I asked Al, Boris.

[23:31]  * Hidden_Glimmer follows able very close

[23:31] <GoldenLink> [bob said to]

[23:31]  * Able_Tome yawns and looks at Hidden, frowning "I think we've talked about this already, Hidden... "

[23:31] <Al_Dente> [[ but you said roll.... [[

[23:31]  * GoldenLink walks next to mary

[23:31] <Boris_> [It was merely an act]

[23:31] <GoldenLink> "Ready to bring the ruckus"

[23:31]  * Flip_Farbeak sticks close to Booze

[23:31]  * Hearth quietly brings up the rear of the party

[23:31]  * Booze_Hound smiles at flip

[23:31] <Rain_Drop> "So Flip learn anything new from that book?"

[23:31]  * Umbra_Electrum walks close to Golden and Mary, "....Let's hope this ends well..."

[23:31] <Boris_> "Onwards to victory!"

[23:31]  * Al_Dente starts jumping around the crowd and hyping them up. "You guys ready to BOUNCE!"

[23:31] <Mary_ONette> "you know me"

[23:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Must'be been a short talk, because i can barely remember it..."

[23:31]  * Rain_Drop walks in the north west as she talks

[23:31]  * Able_Tome 's ears perk up "Book? What book?"

[23:32]  * GoldenLink takes his sword out and points it up "EXCELSIOR"

[23:32] <Flip_Farbeak> "Actually I gave it to Mary to translate it... Last I checked she didn't get very far with it"

[23:32] <Rain_Drop> "Well fugly..."

[23:32]  * Able_Tome looks at Rain and, ugh, Flip... hmm... someone new...

[23:32]  * Aoyin reaches for his sword, but remembers that he doesn't have one...

[23:32]  * Mary_ONette is following along

[23:32] <Bob_GM> As you leave on this sunny day, you have no idea what lies in store for you.  Some of you will become friends, some enemies.  Hell, I've seen frenemies made.  All that matters though...  Is that this is a Friendship Expedition.

[23:32] <Bob_GM> All saltiness is discouraged.

[23:32] <Boris_> [yay :) ]

[23:32] <Flip_Farbeak> [Can i get a hell yeah?]

[23:32] <Al_Dente> "GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT?"

[23:32] <Aoyin> [FRIENDSHIP!]

[23:33] <Booze_Hound> [HELL YA]

[23:33] <Boris_> "Hear what?"

[23:33]  * Umbra_Electrum holds his axe up by Golden's sword, "...What you said..."

[23:33] <GoldenLink> [GUYS I'M GONNA KILL THE CHICKEN!]

[23:33] <Aoyin> [Please don't gib the squirrels]

[23:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Saltiness activated)

[23:33]  * Able_Tome glances at Flip "Wait a minute... translation... is it written in basic? How old was it by its looks?"

[23:33] <Al_Dente> "I swear I heard Morgan Freedman."

[23:33] <Mariel> "Ugh..."

[23:33] <Rain_Drop> "Flip found a griffon book of what was it rituals?"

[23:33] <Al_Dente> free* ]]

[23:33] <Flip_Farbeak> "Griffon culture and rituals."

[23:33] <Rain_Drop> [AW HELLS YEAH!]

[23:33] <Able_Tome> "Griff-... wait... that might be completely different language..."

[23:33] <Boris_> "Al, you need soem help meng"

[23:33]  * GoldenLink looks at umbra "Thats the spirit!"

[23:33] <Mary_ONette> "And I've been trying to read it, buuuut..."

[23:33] <Rain_Drop> "Yep!"

[23:34]  * Able_Tome raises his brow "How do you know that those are rituals?!"

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[23:34] <Flip_Farbeak> "I'll tell you the full story back at the bar, mr... What's your name, bookpone?"

[23:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Mary, when did you learn to read basic equestrian?"

[23:34] <Bob_GM> Now, the walk is a very, very long one.  For realism's sake, I ask of you to remain engaged in pleasant pleasantries as you walk... and as I grab a drink.  Non-alcoholic, don't worry.

[23:34] <Rain_Drop> "Ask Flip."

[23:34]  * Hearth throws an amulet around her neck as they leave the town, and as she does her coat instantly toughens.  As she brings up the rear of the group she scans the surrounding woods.

[23:34]  * Able_Tome looks at Mary "...and? I'm not aware of any transliteration available for griffons... granted if they use a completely different system for that..."

[23:34] <Mary_ONette> "I cannot... I thought I could."

[23:34] <Flip_Farbeak> "The undead griffon who gave it to me told me it was... look, it's a long story."

[23:34] <Boris_> "Hey Al"

[23:34] <Al_Dente> "Yes Boris?"

[23:35] <GoldenLink> [The sounds of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39yubo73dfs

[23:35] <GoldenLink> [can be heard]

[23:35] <Boris_> "Thanks for talking to Booze for me"

[23:35] <Mary_ONette> "If I can find a tool of some type It should be easy."

[23:35]  * Rain_Drop falls back to Hearth since Flip and Mary are engaged talking with Able "Hey Hearth hows it going?"

[23:35]  * Aoyin seems a little bored, eyes glancing about. "Wonder what's going to be in there... Hope it's somethin' good. Maybe I can get something better than this branch."

[23:35] <Boris_> "I've been doing my best now, made you that gift"

[23:35]  * Able_Tome looks at Flip "Able Tome. Alchemist, lore collector and searcher for answers on arcane arts... you?"

[23:35]  * GoldenLink walks with rain and hearth because everyone else is doing something

[23:35] <Boris_> "Never been better"

[23:36] <Flip_Farbeak> "Flip. Adventurer and member of the Farbeak clan."

[23:36] <Al_Dente> "Let me see it."

[23:36] <Flip_Farbeak> "Charmed."

[23:36] <Hearth> "Oh...doing pretty well.  How about yourself?"

[23:36] <Boris_> [>Let me see it]

[23:36]  * Umbra_Electrum just walks with Golden because fuck it.

[23:36] <Boris_> [Nigga the cajon]

[23:36]  * Hidden_Glimmer silently walks next to able

[23:36]  * Able_Tome scratches his mane "A too... Mary... we don't have a proper transliteration for other types of Equestrian available yet..."

[23:36] <Al_Dente> [[ i mean hand it over ]]

[23:36] <Flip_Farbeak> "I was thinking, Mr.Tome, that I find a griffon."

[23:36] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Goldy! Good actually got my wings all cleaned up thanks to Chere and Lucy earlier! Oh how did those strawberries taste?"

[23:36] <Mary_ONette> "I know... maybe this tower might have something..."

[23:36] <Able_Tome> "Not to mention lack of analysis for gryphonian... if that's a different language..."

[23:37]  * Boris_ passes the cajon over to Al

[23:37] <High_Tide> (bob is gay and wont finish Feather's writefag request)

[23:37]  * GoldenLink sheaths the master sword "Hey rain, hey hearth"

[23:37] <Boris_> "I've been meaningto make a flute, along with the one for Echo"

[23:37]  * Al_Dente takes the Cajon and taps it, reveling in the sound.

[23:37]  * Able_Tome scratches his head "Well, Flip... considering the structure of linguistics that Equestrians seem to utilize, I won't be surprized if you'll have to find a gryphon specialist...."

[23:37] <Boris_> "We'll have a regular band in no time!"

[23:37] <Flip_Farbeak> "Not a griffon specialist

[23:38]  * Hearth smiles "Mmmmm, very good.  Thank you very much for those by the way!  Oh, hey Golden!"

[23:38] <Able_Tome> "The writing for Equestrian varies depending on the time..."

[23:38] <Able_Tome> "Time period and subject..."

[23:38] <Umbra_Electrum> "...Not to mention....Region..."

[23:38] <Bob_GM> [High, would you LIKE me to finish it?]

[23:38]  * Rain_Drop rubs Hearths belly "Well only the best for wives and children I think!"

[23:38] <Boris_> [It's your ride Mr. Bones]

[23:38]  * Able_Tome rubs his cheek "If those were ruins, then, assuming gryphons use something similar to Equestrians... you'd -need- a specialist..."

[23:39] <Rain_Drop> "Gotta give the little tyke the best we have after all!"

[23:39]  * Al_Dente starts taping the Cajon, making the beat in rhythm with the group's walking

[23:39]  * Able_Tome shrugs "-If- gryphonian writing is akin to Equestrian system... that I can't be sure about..."

[23:39]  * Hearth giggles "Thanks Rain!"  [Also, you feel my coat is rougher and harder than usual.]

[23:39]  * GoldenLink laughs at rain "So now i need to go get pregnant if I want some berrys?"

[23:39]  * Able_Tome looks at Mary "Would be nice to see that book and run through our current assets though."

[23:39] <GoldenLink> [Oh god....]

[23:40] <Rain_Drop> "Thats odd..."

[23:40]  * Hearth tilts her head

[23:40] <Hearth> "Hmmm?"

[23:40] <GoldenLink> "Whats odd?"

[23:40] <Mary_ONette> "I hope so..."

[23:40] <Able_Tome> "Hmm?"

[23:40] <Boris_> "Is it alright Al?"

[23:40] <Rain_Drop> "Huh? Oh no but if you have something to trade that would be great Goldy."

[23:40] <Boris_> "DIdn't get to test it out"

[23:40] <Rain_Drop> "Well your coat...its rougher?"

[23:40]  * Aoyin starts humming softly, bobbing his head side to side subtly

[23:40] <Al_Dente> "Never better Boris."

[23:40] <Bob_GM> [>Bobbing]

[23:41]  * GoldenLink looks at his hooves "I can give you a massage, only thing I can really trade.."

[23:41]  * Al_Dente keeps tapping the Cajon to the sound of trotting hooves.

[23:41] <Boris_> [Achievement unlocked: Artisan]

[23:41] <Aoyin> [Lel]

[23:41]  * Mary_ONette thinks a bit and sighs "If anything there's more to this book."

[23:41] == Flip_Farbeak [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]

[23:41] <Hearth> "OH YEAH!" *points to the amulet around her neck* "That's right, I found this amulet during the mission to save Lucy.  It seems to give some sort of natural armor.  Neat, right!?"

[23:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (How much ac?)

[23:42] <Able_Tome> "Why so, Mary? Something peculiar happened during extraction?"

[23:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (1? 2?)

[23:42]  * Boris_ lightly sways his head to the beat

[23:42] <Hearth> [+1, doesn't stack with other armor0

[23:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok)

[23:42] <Bob_GM> [And does that count with AC AND HP damage or just AC?]

[23:42] <Rain_Drop> "Natural armor? That is so cool! maybe you could find one that turn your coat to stone so you cant get hurt or something!"

[23:42]  * GoldenLink looks at hearth and mumbles "OP...GM please nerf...."

[23:42] <Mariel> [question, we are going thru the forest right?]

[23:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It just increases the ac, bob)

[23:42] <High_Tide> (AC only. I gave out the necklace)

[23:42] <Bob_GM> [Sounds good]

[23:42] <Boris_> [Yes]

[23:42] <Able_Tome> "...and another artifact..."

[23:42] <Hearth> [Just to AC, my base AC is now 11]

[23:43]  * Able_Tome sighs "Come now... these things need to be documented properly..."

[23:43]  * Mariel starts humming as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dwh1OyGCh4 plays inside her head

[23:43] <Bob_GM> [Oh and High I'll finish that request if youwant :3]

[23:43] <Hearth> "Hmm?  What was that Golden?"

[23:43] <Rain_Drop> "Hm...well I suppose I could trade you some berries for a massage or you can work as a farm hand at my farm for them if you want Golden."

[23:43] <Umbra_Electrum> [How much AC does Leather Armor give?]

[23:43] <Aoyin> [>Mabi]

[23:43] <Aoyin> [Muh nigga]

[23:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (+1)

[23:43] <Umbra_Electrum> [...So I'm at 13...]

[23:43] <GreenHoof> [Rain Drop the loan shark]

[23:44]  * Boris_ begins whistling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA

[23:44] <Boris_> [lel]

[23:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>tfw proud owner of a +2 scale harnass)

[23:44] <Mariel> [man.... i wanna get armor but none of our blacksmiths are ever on and we never research steel]

[23:44]  * Able_Tome shakes his head "So that one amulet was retrieved from... Ghost Leaf forest, correct?"

[23:44] <Al_Dente> [[ tfw no decent gear ]]

[23:44] <Bob_GM> You are all still walking peacefully... Man this day is beautiful!

[23:44]  * GoldenLink shrugs "Nothing~, and rain, I'll help work whenever you need, i've been....less than buzy with business"

[23:44] <Al_Dente> "Im walkin on sunshine!"

[23:44] <Aoyin> [BUZZ WORD, BUZZ WORD]

[23:44] <Al_Dente> "Ohhh HOOooOOo!"

[23:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Mariel, you know armor takes months, if not more to make?)

[23:44]  * Aoyin looks around, smiling wide as he takes a deep whiff of the summer air

[23:44] <Boris_> [tfw no ushanka]

[23:45] <Boris_> [tfw no ak-7]

[23:45] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll.

[23:45] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[23:45] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[23:45] <Aoyin> [AWE SHIT]

[23:45] <Mariel> [dem rolls]

[23:45]  * Able_Tome frowns "Chasm's artifacts floating 'round the settlement like that... seriously..."

[23:45] <Bob_GM> You smell...  Goats...

[23:45] <Rain_Drop> "Sounds cool! Golden just let me know when you wanna come over."

[23:45]  * Hearth sighs as she relaxes after having spoken to some friends.  She looks around at the scenery and smiles.

[23:45] <GoldenLink> [DAMN, THAT SUMMER AIR~]

[23:45]  * Aoyin does not know what goats smell like

[23:45] <Mariel> [also we lost flip]

[23:45]  * GoldenLink nods "Will do"

[23:45]  * Aoyin sniffs more

[23:45] <Bob_GM> Oh sure you do

[23:45]  * Mary_ONette sniffs the air

[23:45] <Umbra_Electrum> [It's BAAAAAA~ time]

[23:45]  * Al_Dente starts whistling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv-Fk1PwVeU playing his Cajon in rhythm

[23:45] <Aoyin> "What is... What is that? Is that... Is that goat?"

[23:45]  * Rain_Drop stops to look at Ao

[23:46] <Rain_Drop> "Goat?"

[23:46]  * Able_Tome looks at Ao "Goats? Um..."

[23:46] <Aoyin> "I smell... Goat."

[23:46] <Bob_GM> It's pretty far away, but your based Batpone senses can still smell it.

[23:46] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Baaa~?"

[23:46]  * Hearth quietly says to herself "...goat?"

[23:46] <Boris_> "Goat?"

[23:46] <Aoyin> "Not... Not very close, but I smell it."

[23:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm pretty sure that bats don't have a better smell than anything else.)

[23:46] <Rain_Drop> "Can you lead us there?"

[23:46]  * GoldenLink turns to umbra "Please...."

[23:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Only better hearing)

[23:46] <Aoyin> "Do we have goats.."

[23:46]  * Able_Tome smirks "Well then, more food for batponies and materials for Moon Chaser, I guess..."

[23:46] <Bob_GM> [Shush]

[23:46] <Al_Dente> "Goats?"

[23:46] <Boris_> "Hmm, I wonder if we can bring it back"

[23:46] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can they even see at all?)

[23:46] <Boris_> "Could use the milk and cheese"

[23:46] <Bob_GM> *Batpones with nat 20s

[23:46] <Al_Dente> "We can get milk from goats!"

[23:47] <Aoyin> "Yeah, I could probably lead you there."

[23:47] <Rain_Drop> "Not sure how tasty that would be...sweet lead on bat pone!"

[23:47] <Umbra_Electrum> "...Golden Please....We can get goat milk.."

[23:47]  * Aoyin sniffs at the air more, and starts walking towards the smell

[23:47] <Bob_GM> You sure can, Aoyin.

[23:47] <Al_Dente> "No manchego, but close eough."

[23:47] <Able_Tome> "Hm... milk... right... yet those are sentient creatures here in Equestria..."

[23:47]  * Rain_Drop follows after Aoi

[23:47] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Real milk..."

[23:47] <Boris_> "Hey, just got to be a smooth operator Tome"

[23:47]  * GoldenLink shrugs, not caring about the goats, only wanting to defend time~ "I guess, milk would be nice...."

[23:47] <Mary_ONette> "Oh yes Able.. do you know where I can find a pair of proper sheep sheers?"

[23:48]  * Mariel follows rain

[23:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (MLP is talking about milk for longer than a minute and milky way wasn't mentioned a single time)

[23:48] <Umbra_Electrum> ".....And Cheez...."

[23:48] <Aoyin> [Glim das nasty]

[23:48] <Mary_ONette> [das hawt]

[23:48]  * Able_Tome arches his brow "Smooth or not, B-...Boris, was it? Anyways, containing those like cattle might bring a bit. Of. Complications..."

[23:48] <Boris_> [pls no]

[23:48] <Al_Dente> [[ there goes my jerb ]]

[23:48] <GoldenLink> [GLIMMER STOP, I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB]

[23:48] <Boris_> [No tumor tits]

[23:48] <Al_Dente> "Do cows have tets?"

[23:48] <GreenHoof> [Job gone. Thanks Hidden]

[23:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (No fucks given, golden)

[23:48] <Al_Dente> "I mean goats..."

[23:48] <Hidden_Glimmer> (YOu'Re welcome ,green)

[23:49] <Boris_> "Well yes Al, all mammals have them"

[23:49] <Aoyin> [I'm still trying to decide if Able's wording emphasises words or if if it's slowed as if he's thinking of how to word it."

[23:49] <Aoyin> *]

[23:49]  * Able_Tome rubs his neck "Assuming we even need milk at this point... our biology might not need it at all... comparing to humans..."

[23:49] <Boris_> [Except PLATYPUS OH GOD WHAT IS IT A BIRD OR MAMMAL]

[23:49]  * Bob_GM squees with excitement

[23:49] <Able_Tome> [varies]

[23:49]  * GoldenLink squees too

[23:49] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Pastries are made of milk..."

[23:49] <Al_Dente> "Are we there yet?!"

[23:49]  * Aoyin is still leading. Nigga where is this goats. I don't even like goats. Creey-ass eyes...

[23:49]  * Mary_ONette squees?

[23:50]  * Hearth returns to silence as she walks at the rear of the group, carefully watching her surroundings

[23:50] <Boris_> [You talkin shit about goats?]

[23:50]  * Al_Dente squees...

[23:50] <Boris_> [Ill fuken rek u]

[23:50]  * Hidden_Glimmer still walks silently next to able, looking around the forest

[23:50]  * Booze_Hound does the manliest of squees!

[23:50] <Al_Dente> "Are we there yet!"

[23:50]  * Rain_Drop follows Ao trusting in his senses to lead the way...hopefully

[23:50]  * Boris_ does not squee

[23:50] <Bob_GM> You soon break free of the forest, stopping youselves at the foot of a large hill.

[23:50] <Booze_Hound> "don't make me turn this convoy around Al"

[23:50]  * GoldenLink squees for boris

[23:50]  * Rain_Drop looks up the hill

[23:50]  * Aoyin looks up the hill, sniffing around

[23:51]  * GoldenLink looks up the hill

[23:51]  * Mariel slowly follows

[23:51]  * Able_Tome glances at Hidden "I'll need to have a talk with you concerning... poison, if you know what I mean..."

[23:51] <Bob_GM> At the top of this hill, a tower is shown- Rain, roll for perception

[23:51] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[23:51] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[23:51]  * Rain_Drop is not a very preceptive mare...

[23:51] <Mariel> "Ugh..."

[23:51] <Aoyin> [This is why the bat should always perceve]

[23:51] <Al_Dente> "Last top the top of the hill is a tet!"

[23:51]  * Hidden_Glimmer nods "I understand..." Her expression saddens a bit

[23:51] <Bob_GM> Rain just sees the sillouette of a building, illuminated by the gorgeous sunset behind it

[23:51] <Aoyin> "Last top the top.... Dente, please."

[23:51]  * Mary_ONette is lost in thought

[23:51] <Rain_Drop> "Last top the top what?"

[23:51]  * Able_Tome smells the fresh air, breathing it in "Good..."

[23:52]  * Al_Dente starts going up the hill.

[23:52] <Al_Dente> "SHUT UP!"

[23:52] <Al_Dente> [[ speeling fgt ]]

[23:52] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll perception

[23:52]  * Aoyin looks around for the goats

[23:52]  * Mariel finally makes it to the hill

[23:52] <Mary_ONette> "Hey Gold... I wonder what we'll find in this tower?"

[23:52]  * Boris_ follows along behind Al

[23:52] <Rain_Drop> "Man look at that sunset!"

[23:52] <Boris_> "Slow your roll Al"

[23:52]  * Hidden_Glimmer leans a bit against able, nuzzling him

[23:52]  * Able_Tome climbs the hill, unfazed by it "Hm... keep it together..."

[23:52]  * Rain_Drop climbs the hill to get a better view of the sunset

[23:52]  * Hearth turns to look towards the hill and said sunset

[23:53] <Umbra_Electrum> "....I hope better claws...Or cheese..."

[23:53]  * Al_Dente ooks at the sunset halfway up the hill.

[23:53] <Al_Dente> "Look at that."

[23:53]  * Mary_ONette climns the hill humming

[23:53]  * Hearth follows closesly at the rear of the group

[23:53] <GoldenLink> "I dunno mary.....but whatever is found...we'll bring the ruckus to it"

[23:53]  * Booze_Hound is pulling up the rear of the group

[23:53] <Aoyin> [Goldie. Golde pls]

[23:53]  * GoldenLink follows

[23:53]  * Able_Tome nuzzles Hidden back "...concern, Hidden... concern."

[23:53]  * Hidden_Glimmer climbs the hill too, not knowing why, just following everyone

[23:53] <GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

[23:53] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[23:53] <GoldenLink> >roll for perception

[23:53] <Bob_GM> What you all see is incredible and mysterious- A small, ordinary looking tower, with a... winding staircase around it... The only entrance is above said staircase.

[23:53]  * Aoyin shrugs and starts up the hill, looking around for those goats

[23:53] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll perception

[23:53]  * Boris_ looks at the sunset

[23:54] <Boris_> "Quite beautiful"

[23:54] <Able_Tome> "Hmm... a fortification?"

[23:54] <Hearth> [Appx. how high is it?]

[23:54] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[23:54] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[23:54] <Mariel> [>putting the goat tower in a basic adventure]

[23:54] <Able_Tome> "Guard's tower?"

[23:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 18d20

[23:54] <GameServ> 9, 7, 7, 18, 3, 16, 19, 13, 15, 20, 11, 19, 10, 10, 7, 10, 10, 5 == 209

[23:54]  * Al_Dente turns back up the hill and continues, his eyes following the stairs.

[23:54] <Rain_Drop> "Or a warning tower maybe...."

[23:54] <Able_Tome> [........]

[23:54] <Aoyin> [Deez based patpone senses]

[23:54] <Mariel> [its like you want to kill us all already]

[23:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It's juts goats... i guess)

[23:54] <Al_Dente> [[ WERE ALL DED ]]

[23:54] <Al_Dente> [[ >just goats ]]

[23:54] <Able_Tome> [I shiggie hope those are not necro goats]

[23:54] <Al_Dente> [[ >just bees ]]

[23:54] <Al_Dente> [[ #blamebob

[23:54] <Boris_> [>Bees]

[23:54] <Aoyin> [209 bees]

[23:54] <Bob_GM> Holy cow Aoyin!  You see 15 goats on guard in front of the tower!

[23:54] <Aoyin> [Have fun~]

[23:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Bees >Not hornets or whasps)

[23:54] <GoldenLink> [THE BEES]

[23:54] <Rain_Drop> [nervous heavy laughter]

[23:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Get your facts straight)

[23:55] <Aoyin> "Found the goats!"

[23:55]  * GoldenLink looks at the goats and waves

[23:55] <Mary_ONette> "what you see?"

[23:55] <Al_Dente> "Goat pls."

[23:55]  * Able_Tome stops near Ao "Goats..."

[23:55] <Bob_GM> One of the goats waves back

[23:55]  * Aoyin trots towards them, frowning. "Are they- Hold on, stay back."

[23:55] <Bob_GM> He's a slow guy.

[23:55]  * Rain_Drop turns to look "Oh hey there."

[23:55] <Hearth> "Goats?  Where>"

[23:55] <Able_Tome> "Can we... oh right... communicate..."

[23:55] <Bob_GM> Who's at the front of the group?

[23:55] <Al_Dente> [[ i think i am ]]

[23:55] <Aoyin> [Probably Dente]

[23:55] <Rain_Drop> [ao i thnk]

[23:55]  * GoldenLink follows behind Al

[23:55] <Boris_> [Al is, he went full sanic]

[23:56]  * Umbra_Electrum waves to the goats with Golden, ".....Cheese?"

[23:56] <Aoyin> [I'd imagine Dente and Boris, then me, and then I've been slightly spacing]

[23:56] <Bob_GM> Al and Aoyin are stopped by a buff goat!

[23:56] <Bob_GM> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

[23:56] <Al_Dente> [[ >buff goat ]]

[23:56] <GoldenLink> [YOUR 2 SLOW]

[23:56] <Able_Tome> "Hmm?"

[23:56]  * Rain_Drop blinks at the loud voice

[23:56] <Bob_GM> *YOU'RE

[23:56]  * Boris_ eyes the goats

[23:56] <Al_Dente> "Im trying to lift bro. I heard you have the weights and tower to get fit."

[23:56] <Aoyin> "We're looking around, sir. We didn't know about this tower until recently, so we came to take a look ar it."

[23:56] <Mary_ONette> "uh oh"

[23:56] <GoldenLink> [god damn it bob....]

[23:56] <Bob_GM> The goats eye Boris

[23:56] <Aoyin> [Dente wut]

[23:56] <Al_Dente> [[ /fit/ goat ]]

[23:56]  * Boris_ whispers to Al 'This nigga eyeing me'

[23:56] <GoldenLink> [/GET RECKED/]

[23:57]  * Able_Tome looks at Al, frowning "Seriously, *bro*?"

[23:57] <Al_Dente> "Brah."

[23:57] <Bob_GM> "Oh really?  This here tower is a shrine to all of us... What is inside we have been protecting for millenia.  Please, you are not welcome here."

[23:57]  * Umbra_Electrum facehooved at Al...

[23:57] <Rain_Drop> "Oh really? Thats cool!"

[23:57] <Boris_> "A shrine to what?"

[23:57]  * Able_Tome 's eye twitch as he returns his gaze at the goats

[23:57]  * Al_Dente nods and gives an impressed look. "He said please. Im impressed."

[23:57] <Bob_GM> "Goats."

[23:57] <Rain_Drop> "Is it like a artifact to your religion or something?"

[23:57] <Boris_> [For what rather]

[23:57] <Bob_GM> "And all things goats stand for."

[23:57] <Boris_> "How very descriptive"

[23:58] <Aoyin> [Awe shit. Able pls]

[23:58] <Bob_GM> "Eeyuhhuh."

[23:58]  * Able_Tome tilts his head "What... exactly is this tower, if I may ask?"

[23:58] <Al_Dente> [[ POKE HIM! ]]

[23:58] <Boris_> "Well, what is inside?"

[23:58]  * Bob_GM cocks his head "What do you think it is?"

[23:58] <Al_Dente> [[ POKE HIM! ]]

[23:58] <Mary_ONette> "goat mean"

[23:58] <Bob_GM> "NO ONE GOES INSIDE."

[23:58] <Aoyin> "I appologize, sir, but we are new to this land. Could you perhaps treat us as if we were foals, and teach is what it is goats stand for?"

[23:58] <Rain_Drop> "What do all goats stand for sir? We are kinda new...."

[23:58]  * Boris_ is taken aback for a secon

[23:58] <Boris_> d

[23:58]  * GoldenLink steps forward "Well then, we wish to pay our respects to goat kind"

[23:58] <Bob_GM> "Those who are not goats are not welcome."

[23:59] <Al_Dente> "YES, why dont you enlighten us with some knowledge. At least let us know of your goatly glory?"

[23:59] <Mary_ONette> "Oh oh oh oh I see how it is."

[23:59] <Boris_> "What about honorary goats?"

[23:59]  * Rain_Drop nods her head "Alrighty then we understand that."

[23:59]  * Able_Tome smirks and mumbles "Answering like a jew, hah..."

[23:59] <Bob_GM> "There is no such thing."

[23:59] <Bob_GM> "What is this *Jew*?"

[23:59] <Boris_> "Of course there is! Check it"

[23:59] <Aoyin> [>trying to Diplo]

[23:59] <Able_Tome> "Al... don't. Test. My. Patience..."

[23:59] <Mary_ONette> "What about sheep?"

[23:59] <Aoyin> [>getting ignored.]

[23:59]  * Boris_ begisn bleating

[23:59]  * Hidden_Glimmer gets a brilliand idea, but then remembers that it's probably not worth that potion

[23:59] <Boris_> "See?"

[23:59] <Rain_Drop> "Boris! Thats rude!"

[23:59]  * Al_Dente glances at Able. "With what? Goatly Glory?"

[23:59] <Boris_> "What you mean?"

[00:00] <Bob_GM> "The GOAT."

[00:00]  * Able_Tome smiles "A very good and wise person... hmm... what is your name?"

[00:00] <Rain_Drop> "Well you dont see them neighing at us all rude like do you?"

[00:00] <Bob_GM> "My name?"

[00:00] <Boris_> "Greatest of all time?"

[00:00] <Hidden_Glimmer> (hue)

[00:00] <GoldenLink> [hue]

[00:00] <Mary_ONette> "So sheeps are not aloud either?"

[00:00] <Bob_GM> "MY NAME?"

[00:00] <Al_Dente> "DAS RACIST!"

[00:00] <Able_Tome> "Yes... communicating like this is a bit... eh..."

[00:00] <Bob_GM> "I HAVE NO NAME."

[00:00] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Errrrr..."

[00:00] <GoldenLink> "AH! A FELLOW NO NAME!"

[00:01] <Bob_GM> "NAMES ARE FOR BEINGS WITH SHAME."

[00:01]  * Able_Tome tilts his head "No one of you does?"

[00:01]  * Rain_Drop holds her hooves down to the ground as she is pushed back by the goat

[00:01] <Able_Tome> "Oh..."

[00:01] <Al_Dente> "My name is Goat, let me in."

[00:01] <Boris_> "Shame?"

[00:01] <Boris_> "We have none"

[00:01]  * Umbra_Electrum starts to whistle.....Nah nah naaah

[00:01] <Al_Dente> "Im goat like."

[00:01]  * Bob_GM nods

[00:01] <GoldenLink> "I am the one called "....I don't have a name"

[00:01] <Mary_ONette> "Can I call Beardman"

[00:01] <Bob_GM> "NO ONE GOES INSIDE."

[00:01] <Boris_> "Not even a peek?"

[00:01] <Al_Dente> [[ inb4 violence ]]

[00:01] <Rain_Drop> "Guys! Quit being rude!"

[00:01] <Able_Tome> "Hm..."

[00:01] <Bob_GM> "Especially you, I don't have a name."

[00:01] <Hidden_Glimmer> "How about flying inside?"

[00:01] <Rain_Drop> "Jeeze..."

[00:01]  * Al_Dente starts chanting. "LET US IN"

[00:01]  * GoldenLink shrugs "Welp, you heard the goat, lets go"

[00:01] <Al_Dente> "Let us in! Let us in! Let us in! Let us in! "

[00:01] <Bob_GM> There is a roof, cone shaped on top.

[00:02]  * Rain_Drop smacks Al on the head "Al stop it."

[00:02] <Bob_GM> "NO ONE GOES INSIDE."

[00:02]  * Boris_ puts his hoof over Al

[00:02] <Boris_> "He don't seem t okeen on that

[00:02]  * Bob_GM growls "Now, please leave..."

[00:02]  * Booze_Hound walks to guards man

[00:02]  * Able_Tome sits down on his haunches and eyes the tower "Dente... I'll fucking smack your shit, I swear..."

[00:02]  * Mary_ONette smiles at the goat "Surely we can work something out"

[00:02] <Boris_> "Rather not get him angrier than he already is"

[00:02]  * Hidden_Glimmer nudges rain and whispers "Hey, i could help you to fly up there, if neccesary..."

[00:02]  * Able_Tome looks frustrated

[00:02] <Bob_GM> "No you will not, scarface."

[00:02]  * GoldenLink points to mary "We will give you her for entrance"

[00:02]  * Aoyin takes a step forward, "Please, sir. I understand that you do not want us inside, but can you tell us-" Turns and smacks us, "About this way of the goat, or what it may be that you call it?"

[00:02] <Umbra_Electrum> "...Do we need another race trying to flay us?"

[00:02]  * Al_Dente just shakes his head and stares the goat.

[00:02] <Booze_Hound> "excuse me if you let us pass i will give you the finest alcohol you have ever tasted."

[00:02] <Bob_GM> "NO ONE GOES INSIDE."

[00:02] <Rain_Drop> "Okie dokie Sir. Bye!"

[00:03] <Bob_GM> "GOOD DAY."

[00:03] <Boris_> "What if you brought the things outside?"

[00:03] <Aoyin> [not us, Al]

[00:03] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Alright, no one will *go* inside, don't worry"

[00:03]  * Rain_Drop turns away from the goat and heads down the hill

[00:03]  * GoldenLink yells "GUYS! lets go...."

[00:03]  * Able_Tome brings his hooves to ears "Ugh..."

[00:03]  * Hearth sighs, seeing this is going nowhere

[00:03]  * GoldenLink follows rain

[00:03]  * Bob_GM harumphs

[00:03] <Al_Dente> "Mr.Goat, what if I told you we hold knowledge that is detrimental to your very species existence."

[00:03]  * Mary_ONette pouty face

[00:03] <Al_Dente> "Knowledge that is literally other worldly."

[00:03] == Bob_GM has changed nick to GOAT_Goat

[00:03]  * Aoyin facehooves.

[00:03]  * Boris_ stares at Al

[00:03] <GOAT_Goat> "Oh is that so?"

[00:03] <Boris_> "You what"

[00:03]  * Al_Dente kicks Boris.

[00:04]  * Rain_Drop sits at the bottom of the hill with Goldy watching the others argue with the goat

[00:04] <Al_Dente> "Of course, what else would bring such a ruckus to this tower and this corner of the world."

[00:04] <Aoyin> [I don't think I like where this is going]

[00:04] <Mary_ONette> Mary's head: dammit Al"

[00:04] <GoldenLink> "Why don't we just like.... find another way in"

[00:04] <Boris_> "Ow, what- ohhhhh, yes, of course!"

[00:04] <Al_Dente> [[ im getting us inside this damn tower ]]

[00:04] <GOAT_Goat> "Hmm..."

[00:04] <Rain_Drop> "So how much you wanna bet they are gonna piss off that goat and his friends?" Rain whispers to Gold

[00:04] <GOAT_Goat> "NOPE."

[00:04] <Able_Tome> [yer going to kill us]

[00:04]  * Hidden_Glimmer rolles her eyes, not wanting to be part of this pety argument and walks over tor rain.

[00:04]  * Able_Tome returns his attention at the goat "Hm... what about other goats?"

[00:04]  * Hearth trots back down to the bottom of the hill and sits down next to Rain and Golden

[00:04]  * GoldenLink shrugs "Alot..."

[00:04] <Al_Dente> "Of course it would be as important if the others knew you are the one who brought this knowledge to your other goats."

[00:04] <GOAT_Goat> "None are allowed inside."

[00:04] <GOAT_Goat> "Especially goats."

[00:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Hey rain, i was serious when i said that you should try and fly inside."

[00:05] <Boris_> "What?"

[00:05] <Al_Dente> "So we can go inside?"

[00:05] <Aoyin> "Wait, what?"

[00:05]  * Hearth sighs "Those idiots aren't going to get anywhere like that..."

[00:05] <Mary_ONette> "Are puppets aloud inside?"

[00:05] <Aoyin> "None are allowed inside, especially goats?"

[00:05] <Able_Tome> "Oh... why are other goats not welcomed?"

[00:05] <GoldenLink> "Nope"

[00:05] <Al_Dente> "Ill just be leaving now!"

[00:05] <GOAT_Goat> There is a roof, the tower has one entrance

[00:05]  * Al_Dente tries to walk past Mr.Goat

[00:05]  * Rain_Drop looks at Glimmer "Are you seriouse there is like 18 of those guys!"

[00:05] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 d12]

[00:05] <Boris_> [AL damn it]

[00:05] <GOAT_Goat> "It is a sacriligious offense to go inside the Goat tower.

[00:05] <Able_Tome> [Dente, I swaer un me mum]

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> "We protect whatever is in there with our lives."

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> "HEY YOU."

[00:06]  * GoldenLink sits at the bottom of the hill and plays a nice little song on his flute

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> Al, roll

[00:06] <Boris_> "Wait, you don't know what is inside?"

[00:06]  * Hidden_Glimmer shrugs "He only said that we're not allowed to *go* inside. Oh well... Let's just see how long it takes before the others screw it up again."

[00:06] <Able_Tome> "Especially for goats?"

[00:06] <Aoyin> "And if I may ask, who told you to protect what is inside?"

[00:06] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[00:06] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> !roll 18d20

[00:06] <GameServ> 20, 1, 3, 2, 20, 8, 20, 4, 5, 2, 19, 19, 14, 14, 11, 19, 6, 15 == 202

[00:06] <Able_Tome> [...]

[00:06] <Al_Dente> [[ fuggggg ]]

[00:06] <Boris_> [GOD DAMN IT AL]

[00:06] <Booze_Hound> [why al, why?]

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> 7 Goats tackle Al!

[00:06] <Able_Tome> [fukken Al]

[00:06] <GOAT_Goat> "NONE ARE ALLOWED INSIDE."

[00:06] <Aoyin> [hue]

[00:06] <GoldenLink> [this....this is why we can't have nice things]

[00:06] <Boris_> [Al I swear whe nwe get back]

[00:06] <Able_Tome> [^]

[00:06] <Rain_Drop> "Oh look they already got Al..."

[00:06] <Umbra_Electrum> [Nice knowing you Al]

[00:06] <Boris_> "Al!"

[00:07] <Al_Dente> "HELP!"

[00:07]  * Boris_ rushes to pull AL out of the pile

[00:07]  * GOAT_Goat walks up to the offender

[00:07] <Al_Dente> "IM GETTING GOATED!"

[00:07] <Able_Tome> "Dente, you moron, get back here."

[00:07]  * Hidden_Glimmer sits down next to rain, still looking at the others discussing with the goat.

[00:07]  * Aoyin is watching to make sure hooves don't start flying

[00:07]  * GoldenLink stops playing for a second "Figures"

[00:07]  * GOAT_Goat yanks Al and throws him to his friends

[00:07] <GOAT_Goat> 1 HP damage.

[00:07] <GreenHoof> [>inb4 Goatse]

[00:07]  * Boris_ picks Al up

[00:07]  * Hearth sighs in frustration "Going here with soo many people was not a good idea..."

[00:07] <Boris_> "You alright?"

[00:07] <Able_Tome> [>not rolling d4 | aww]

[00:07]  * Al_Dente brushes himself off and sighs.

[00:07] <Able_Tome> [oh well]

[00:07] <Mariel> [>1 hp damage for 7 tackles]

[00:07] <GoldenLink> "Your right hearth...."

[00:07] <Boris_> [Weak ass goats]

[00:08] <Rain_Drop> "Well we didnt know that there was going to be so many people here to begin with...."

[00:08] <Hearth> "You're*"

[00:08] <Able_Tome> [1Hp was for the throw]

[00:08] <GOAT_Goat> "Now.  No one is allowed inside.  If you *Really* want to go in...  Well..."

[00:08]  * GOAT_Goat laughs

[00:08] <Aoyin> [Have you been tackled Mar? Shit doesn't hurt much, to be totally honest.]

[00:08] <Aoyin> "Well, what?"

[00:08] <Hidden_Glimmer> "You know, in the worst case we could probably kill all those goats with so many people."

[00:08]  * GOAT_Goat grins "You're gonna havta get through us."

[00:08] <Boris_> [inb4 fetch quest]

[00:08] <GoldenLink> [>Inb4 bring me a shrubbary]

[00:08] <Mariel> [so why dont we just kill them all?]

[00:08] <Booze_Hound> "C'mon man" *shakes bottle* "this is really good stuff"

[00:08] <GOAT_Goat> "No alcohol, it is for the week."

[00:08] <Al_Dente> [[ someone a magician ]]

[00:08] <Rain_Drop> "There is like fifteen of them and eleven of us?"

[00:08] <Quicksilver> [wait a second... Glimmer ffs]

[00:09]  * Able_Tome smirks "Aw... a pile on a pile... no fun, how about duels?"

[00:09] <Hidden_Glimmer> "And we are armed, they are not"

[00:09]  * GOAT_Goat laughs at Hidden

[00:09] <GoldenLink> "But you guys do have the hero of time on your side~"

[00:09] <Boris_> [Tempting kek psl no]

[00:09]  * Booze_Hound maddened "What you say to me little punk?!?"

[00:09]  * Hidden_Glimmer is probably too far away to be heard by the goat

[00:09] <GOAT_Goat> "We have trained our whole lives to protect this tower and whatever is inside.

[00:09] == Parchment_Page [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Sleep.]

[00:09]  * Rain_Drop wonders how the goat can hear hidden as she is at bottom of hill....

[00:09] <GOAT_Goat> "Oh yes I did hear you."

[00:09] <Mariel> "Everyone, come here time for a meeting!"

[00:09] <Al_Dente> "Look at this goat! I bet he's afraid to leave the tower!"

[00:09] <Hearth> "Yeah, but we should at least have only a hadnful of people talking, everyone trying to talk is just madness...and some people just don't know how to respectfully converse with others."  *shrugs* "Oh well, can't stop people from being stupid..."

[00:09] <GOAT_Goat> "MUH GOAT EARSSSS"

[00:09] <Boris_> "Why protect it if you don't even know what is inside?"

[00:09] <Al_Dente> "HES A CHICKUN!"

[00:09]  * Able_Tome looks at Golden with emotionless expression "Then you go first, mate."

[00:09] <Al_Dente> "A Chickun!"

[00:09] <Quicksilver> [why are you on an adventure, why does nobody stop the critically wounded pony doing shit like this...?]

[00:09] <Aoyin> "Tell you what, sir. I have a proposition for you."

[00:10] <Boris_> "You've wasted your lives on some obscure treasure"

[00:10]  * GOAT_Goat bakawks at Al

[00:10] <Rain_Drop> [I tried to use my big brother voice on her but she didnt listen...]

[00:10] <Hearth> [Because she is an obstinate and wreckless pony]

[00:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Because no one cares about the criticalyl wounded pony...)

[00:10] <GOAT_Goat> "Yes, batpone?"

[00:10]  * Umbra_Electrum can't stop facepalming...

[00:10]  * GoldenLink looks at able with the same expression "My duty is to protect it, not run around causing fights willy nilly, so no....I won't go first"

[00:10] == Mary_ONette [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]

[00:10] <Able_Tome> [>no one cares]

[00:10] <Quicksilver> [Able you are a shit friend]

[00:10] <Mariel> "Guys listen!"

[00:10] <GreenHoof> [lel Able]

[00:10] <Boris_> [Goat doesn't seem to care I just dissed his whole life]

[00:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (A caring friend would've locked me up for my own safety)

[00:10] <Able_Tome> [Next time, I'll fukken knock your shit out with a dart, Hidden]

[00:10] <Hidden_Glimmer> (hue)

[00:11] <GreenHoof> [Join me Able, none of them consider me their friend!]

[00:11] <Able_Tome> [yer testing my patience]

[00:11]  * GOAT_Goat does not care about Boris

[00:11] <GoldenLink> [GREEN PLEASE~]

[00:11] <Boris_> [ye fuk u too m8]

[00:11] <Umbra_Electrum> "....Do you got any cheese?" He asked the goat.

[00:11] <GoldenLink> [;_; what about everything we had]

[00:11] <Aoyin> "You seem to be very keen on strength and the like. So how about this; Your best against our best in a test of strength. If we lose, we shall leave. But if we win, you must let us into the tower."

[00:11] <Lucyne> (>"Good friends knock out others to show their love" -Able Time)

[00:11] <Mariel> [well we lost another person]

[00:11] <Lucyne> (Excuse me. let me fetch the songe)

[00:11]  * Rain_Drop wonders around the bottom of the hill bored watching the ponies argue with the goats heading for around the back of the hill staying at the bottom

[00:11] <GreenHoof> [Not what I meant by "they", Golden]

[00:11] <Al_Dente> "Man this goat is as stubborn as a fucking goat."

[00:11]  * GOAT_Goat laughs "NO ONE GOES IN THE TOWER, PAL."

[00:11] <GoldenLink> [oh[

[00:11] <Aoyin> [Or I can go full Liven and suck yer dick. Either way."

[00:11] <Able_Tome> [>not sponging]

[00:11] <GreenHoof> [#innercircle666whitepower]

[00:11] <Aoyin> *]

[00:12] <Lucyne> (Found it! DATA X-SPONGED)

[00:12]  * GoldenLink white power's hoof wherever he is

[00:12]  * Hearth follows after Rain "Ah!  Rain, where are you going?"

[00:12] <Rain_Drop> [Hey bob is there a stair case round the OUTSIDE of the tower leading up?]

[00:12] <Booze_Hound> "OY! Did you say alcohol is for the weak!!"

[00:12] <Rain_Drop> [with a door at the top or bottom?]

[00:12] <Aoyin> "Well... Hmm... No one goes into the tower?"

[00:12]  * Able_Tome smacks his forehead from all white noise "Ugh..."

[00:12] <GOAT_Goat> There is one staircase winding up the tower.  A door is at the top.

[00:12] <GOAT_Goat> "Nope."

[00:12] <Aoyin> [Hue, Bob, can I roll for flyings?]

[00:12] <Al_Dente> [[ Bum rush niggas! ]]

[00:12] <GOAT_Goat> "Never."

[00:12] <GOAT_Goat> You may, Ao.

[00:12] <Al_Dente> "BUM RUSH THE STAIRCASE YO!"

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[00:13]  * GOAT_Goat bares his teeth

[00:13] <Aoyin> "Well, if no one can go in, including you..."

[00:13] <Mary_ONette> [fug]

[00:13] <Aoyin> !roll d20 FLY YOU FOOL

[00:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[00:13] <Rain_Drop> "Just wondering what if its a tower or a ruin..."

[00:13] <GOAT_Goat> "DO IT AND DIE, FUCKER."

[00:13] <Aoyin> [Shit]

[00:13] <Boris_> [NO FLY ZONE IS IN EFFECT]

[00:13] <GOAT_Goat> You just flap

[00:13] <Boris_> [NO AIRCAFT MAY TAKE OFF OR ENTER]

[00:13] <Mary_ONette> [what I miss? pc froze on me]

[00:13]  * Aoyin flaps his wings. "Hmm... I guess we'll have to go."

[00:13] <Mariel> "Booze, come here for a second"

[00:13] <Al_Dente> "Guys they cant kill all of us come on."

[00:13] <Booze_Hound> [squirrel army X 10 ]

[00:13]  * GoldenLink goes over behind the tower out of sight and tries to fly

[00:13] <Al_Dente> "Bum rush this foo."

[00:13] <GOAT_Goat> [hue]

[00:13]  * Rain_Drop whispers to Hidden "Hey come here Hidden...."

[00:13] <Boris_> "Al, think about it"

[00:13] <GOAT_Goat> "Bum rush?"

[00:13]  * Booze_Hound walks over to mariel "Ya?"

[00:14]  * Hidden_Glimmer comes closer to rain "Yeah?2

[00:14]  * Al_Dente pounds on his chest and looks at Mr.Goat "BUM RUSH!"

[00:14] <Boris_> "We're outnumbered and lord knows what their skills at"

[00:14] <Boris_> [wat]

[00:14]  * Rain_Drop whispers "Whisper you silly."

[00:14]  * Able_Tome looks back at the group

[00:14] <Boris_> [Al i swer]

[00:14]  * Mariel starts whispering to booze "hey, they are a lot, we cant enter a direct combat, but i have an idea"

[00:14]  * Hidden_Glimmer whispers "Alright, alright..."

[00:14] <Boris_> [If you do it]

[00:14] <GoldenLink> [bob can I roll to fly]

[00:14] <Able_Tome> [you're getting on the list, Al]

[00:14]  * GOAT_Goat ignores Al.

[00:14] <GOAT_Goat> You may, Golden.

[00:14]  * Mary_ONette snaps to attention

[00:14] <Booze_Hound> "go on?"

[00:14] <GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

[00:14] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[00:14] <GOAT_Goat> But be warned

[00:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> "They have an eye on us, anyways." She whispers

[00:14] <GOAT_Goat> You fly, but the goats notice.

[00:15] <GoldenLink> [BOB~]

[00:15]  * Al_Dente points at Mr.Goat. "And ill whoop your ass."

[00:15] <Mariel> "What if we use your alcohol to make a bomb, we could lure them to gather up like when they bumped Al, then BAM!"

[00:15] <GoldenLink> [GoldenLink goes over behind the tower out of sight and tries to fly]

[00:15]  * Rain_Drop whispers "Since we are behind them while everyone is distracting the goats I guess we can do your plan...."

[00:15] <Boris_> [inb4 we all get killed and gold lives]

[00:15]  * Hearth facehooves as she sees Golden start to fly

[00:15]  * GOAT_Goat sighs

[00:15] <Mariel> "We could set them on fire, then we could take the remaining ones easly!"

[00:15] <Boris_> "Gold, what are you doing?!"

[00:15]  * Hidden_Glimmer grins and continues to whisper "I guess it's worth a try, heh."

[00:15] <Mary_ONette> "We can send File in."

[00:15] <Booze_Hound> "well that is the point of molotovs, but i don't want to burn down the tower"

[00:15] <GOAT_Goat> !roll 18d20

[00:15] <GameServ> 12, 13, 5, 17, 3, 9, 16, 14, 13, 3, 20, 18, 17, 9, 16, 17, 18, 9 == 229

[00:15] <Rain_Drop> [Bob me Hiddne and Hearth are behind the tower at the bottom of the hill while the others are at the front right?]

[00:15] <Al_Dente> "GIVE GOLDEN COVERY BUM RUSH!"

[00:15] <Boris_> [FUCK SHIT]

[00:15] <Al_Dente> "HES EXPOSED!"

[00:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Can i roll to help rain with levitation, bob?9

[00:15] <GOAT_Goat> One goat notices Golden fly!

[00:16] <Mariel> "Well, thats the point of luring them"

[00:16] <GOAT_Goat> Yup Rain.

[00:16] <Rain_Drop> [okay question]

[00:16] <Mariel> "We just need to be reaaaaaly careful"

[00:16] <GOAT_Goat> "HEY FLIER WHATCHU DOING?"

[00:16] <Rain_Drop> [are ALL the goats in front watching the proceedings?]

[00:16] <Al_Dente> [[ >scured to rush Mr.Goat ]]

[00:16] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Almost all)

[00:16] <Boris_> [Al pls don't do it]

[00:16] <Umbra_Electrum> [Quick Golden use your message powers!]

[00:16] <GOAT_Goat> They all are guarding around the tower.

[00:16]  * Able_Tome eyes the goats and switches his attention on his horn "Hmm..."

[00:16]  * GoldenLink takes off and flys around "Nothing much, whabbaout you"

[00:16] <GOAT_Goat> Spread out

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[00:16] <Booze_Hound> "ok mari im in"

[00:16] <GOAT_Goat> "What.  Where are you going."

[00:17] <Rain_Drop> [surrounding the tower then?]

[00:17] <Mary_ONette> "Mr. Goat perhaps we can talk in this matter"

[00:17]  * GOAT_Goat is distracted by Golden

[00:17]  * GoldenLink shrugs "Can I not just fly?"

[00:17] <Mariel> "Good, now all we need is a bait"

[00:17] <Boris_> "It's obvious they don't want to talk Mary"

[00:17]  * Al_Dente says softly. "Guys lets rush past him."

[00:17] <GOAT_Goat> "Get back down here!"

[00:17]  * GOAT_Goat laughs at Al

[00:17]  * GoldenLink flies higher "HEY MAN! THATS RACIEST!"

[00:17] <Boris_> [Goat ears op pls nerf]

[00:17]  * Aoyin glances at the other goats to see if they are distracted as well

[00:17] <Mariel> "maybe we should try to discuss it with the others, that if they are not too busy trying to rush the tower"

[00:17]  * Al_Dente checks to see if Mr.Goat has pockets.

[00:17] <GOAT_Goat> "NO, YOU'RE RACIST!"

[00:17]  * Able_Tome extracts a knockout dart out of his pocket and begins to play with it around, contemplating actions

[00:17] <GoldenLink> "HOW!!!!"

[00:17] <Rain_Drop> [Bob?]

[00:17]  * GOAT_Goat has no pockets

[00:18] <Boris_> [GET YO HANDS OUT MY POCKET]

[00:18] <GOAT_Goat> [yes]

[00:18] <Boris_> [*BANG*]

[00:18] <Rain_Drop> [surrounding the tower then?]

[00:18] <Aoyin> [Bawb, distraction, I need to know how many are this]

[00:18] <GOAT_Goat> "BECAUSE."

[00:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yes)

[00:18] <Rain_Drop> [the goats?]

[00:18] <GOAT_Goat> [You know of 15]

[00:18] <Al_Dente> [[ >know of ]]

[00:18]  * GoldenLink hmmss from the air "How would you like a nice massage"

[00:18]  * Mary_ONette gives the eyes of an angry mother

[00:18] <Al_Dente> [[ this is gun b gud ]]

[00:18] <Boris_> [>Know of]

[00:18] <GOAT_Goat> Mary, roll.

[00:18] <Boris_> [Fuck that noise]

[00:18] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20

[00:18] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[00:18] <GoldenLink> "You look tense~"

[00:18]  * GOAT_Goat is a bit phazed by Mary

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> "N-not cool!"

[00:19] <Rain_Drop> "Hearth could you talk to the nice goat up there? Ask him bout stuff since he might know more goathood?"

[00:19] <Al_Dente> "Just let us in!"

[00:19]  * Aoyin is still trying to figure out which ones are distracted

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> Only one

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> e

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> *Me

[00:19] <Aoyin> [Well darn]

[00:19]  * GoldenLink floats higher as its distracted

[00:19] <Mariel> [this wouldnt take this long if we stopped doing stupid shit]

[00:19] <Boris_> [This is getting nowhere fast]

[00:19]  * Hearth sighs "I could try, as long as everybody doesn't mess it up before i get the chance."

[00:19]  * Able_Tome looks at his dart and the distracted goat "Hmm..."

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> !roll 1d20

[00:19] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[00:19] <Aoyin> [Who is standing nect to me?]

[00:19]  * GOAT_Goat misses trying to grab Golden.

[00:19] <Boris_> [Me and Al I guess]

[00:19] <GOAT_Goat> "Fugg."

[00:20] <Mary_ONette> "Can you please let us pass~"

[00:20] <Rain_Drop> "Well considering that they all are in the front you should be able to talk with him with no distractions."

[00:20] <GOAT_Goat> "No."

[00:20] <Mary_ONette> "Pwease~"

[00:20] <Al_Dente> [[ stealth kill ]]

[00:20] <Booze_Hound> "can we not NOT pass?"

[00:20]  * GoldenLink floats ever so closer to the door on the roof

[00:20] <Hearth> [Bob, would I be able to speak to a goat around back other than the buff one?]

[00:20] <GOAT_Goat> "No."

[00:20]  * Aoyin takes his notebook out, and writes something down in it, showing it it both Al and Boris

[00:20] <Al_Dente> [[ splinter cell ]]

[00:20] <Boris_> "Hey brother man"

[00:20] <Booze_Hound> "HA"

[00:20] <Able_Tome> "How... long have you been here?"

[00:20]  * Boris_ approaches the goat

[00:20]  * Mary_ONette big sad soulful eye

[00:20] <GOAT_Goat> [You can try]

[00:20] <Booze_Hound> "so i can pass"

[00:20] <Hearth> [Don't want to stretch ya too thin]

[00:20]  * Rain_Drop motions at hidden to try her magic to lighten Rain

[00:20]  * Al_Dente looks down at what Aoyin wrote.

[00:20] <Boris_> "How do you feel about..."

[00:20]  * GOAT_Goat whacks Booze upside the head

[00:20]  * Boris_ gets closer and whispers

[00:20] <Booze_Hound> "you ass"

[00:21] <GOAT_Goat> No HP dmage, but your pride hurts.

[00:21] <Boris_> "Communism..."

[00:21]  * Able_Tome looks at the goat "Were there any other adventurers or parties that visited this tower?"

[00:21] <Al_Dente> [ >pride ]]

[00:21]  * Hearth approaches the tower slowly from behind, ready to stop the moment a goat calls out to her

[00:21] <GOAT_Goat> "Is best."

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[00:21]  * GoldenLink continues flying to the door

[00:21] <Boris_> "Is best? HAHA, A FELLWO COMRADE"

[00:21]  * Al_Dente waves at Boris.

[00:21] <Booze_Hound> "what about a challange?"

[00:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [Sorry about that, my internet conked out

[00:21] <GOAT_Goat> Golden, do you really want to do that?

[00:21]  * Al_Dente motioning to Aoyin's notes.

[00:21] <Booze_Hound> challenge*

[00:21]  * GoldenLink lands on the roof because he can

[00:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [is it too late to rejoin?

[00:21]  * Mary_ONette big sad soulful eyes "Pwease Mr. Goat~"

[00:21] <Mariel> [Flip you got lost on the woods and died]

[00:21] <GOAT_Goat> Golden... Roll

[00:21] <GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

[00:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:22] <GOAT_Goat> [Flip is with you all]

[00:22] <Booze_Hound> [nuuuuuu not flip]

[00:22] <GOAT_Goat> !roll 18d20

[00:22] <GameServ> 6, 14, 17, 2, 6, 3, 16, 17, 6, 15, 16, 20, 8, 10, 5, 18, 2, 18 == 199

[00:22]  * Aoyin nudges Boris

[00:22] <Flip_Farbeak> [shaddup booze. baka.

[00:22]  * Boris_ nods

[00:22]  * Able_Tome frowns at the part, casting a defeated look

[00:22] <Umbra_Electrum> [Nice knowing you Golden]

[00:22]  * Aoyin nods, "Alright... Five seconds."

[00:22] <Rain_Drop> "Hidden go ahead and try it I suppose" Rain whispers

[00:22] <GoldenLink> [bye~]

[00:22] <Flip_Farbeak> [Someone tell me what I missed pls

[00:22]  * Aoyin puts his notebook away]

[00:22] <Able_Tome> "Seriously... just seriously..."

[00:22] <GOAT_Goat> 10 Goats chuck pebbles at you, causing you to fall down and roll all the way down the hill.

[00:22] <Boris_> [#rektangle]

[00:22] <Aoyin> "... Go."

[00:22]  * GoldenLink laughs "WEEEE"

[00:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 to assist rain with telekinesis

[00:22] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[00:22] <GOAT_Goat> You take one point of "Dis nigga srs?" HP damage

[00:23]  * Al_Dente rushes right fast, trying to push past the goat.

[00:23] <GOAT_Goat> Allowed, Hidden

[00:23]  * Boris_ rushes left

[00:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wow, a close one)

[00:23] <Mariel> [Flip, in a nutshell: we found the goat tower, everyone started doing retarded crap trying to get in caue some goats are not letting us pass and we are still at it]

[00:23] <Al_Dente> "Gotta go fast!"

[00:23]  * Able_Tome sighs and looks at the main goat again "Oi, you hear me?"

[00:23] <Boris_> "Fuck the police!"

[00:23] <GOAT_Goat> !roll 18d20

[00:23] <GameServ> 16, 5, 4, 18, 17, 20, 4, 10, 11, 18, 5, 2, 14, 2, 16, 17, 11, 15 == 205

[00:23]  * Rain_Drop gets back into the trees out of sight and lifts off!

[00:23] <Booze_Hound> "I challenge you Goat guard!"

[00:23]  * Hearth is still walking up behind the tower, waiting for a goat to take notice of her

[00:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> Rain Drop gets wrapped in a soft, blue light, taking some weight off her.

[00:23] <GOAT_Goat> You hear the collected growls of 16 goats!

[00:23]  * Aoyin waits for the goats to react to Boris and Dente before darting down the center

[00:23]  * Able_Tome 's eye twitches

[00:24] <Booze_Hound> "if i win we enter if i loose you can have my trophy"

[00:24] <Flip_Farbeak> [Able sorry I was cut off there we'll talk about the book at the inn

[00:24] <GOAT_Goat> One goat approaches Hearth "YOU.  WHAT DO YOU WANT."

[00:24] <Able_Tome> [ok]

[00:24] <Boris_> [Can I convince him wit hthe power oc communism?]

[00:24] <Boris_> [He said is best]

[00:24] <GOAT_Goat> [no]

[00:24] <Al_Dente> [[ *john madden circles and arrows* ]]

[00:24] <Boris_> [FUCK]

[00:24] <Aoyin> [GM, pls]

[00:24] <GoldenLink> [Can i convince him with the power of massage?]

[00:24] <Mariel> [cant we just fight already? 18 rolls for just a question?]

[00:24] <Aoyin> [There are three people rushing]

[00:24] <Mary_ONette> "please let us pass?"

[00:24] <Boris_> [#yolo]

[00:24] <Rain_Drop> [Hey bob I went into the forest and treid to fly roll needed?]

[00:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Rain, i think you still have to roll to fly, you just get +4 for the roll)

[00:25] <GOAT_Goat> Yup.

[00:25] <GOAT_Goat> "Nope."

[00:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>inb4 nat 1)

[00:25]  * Able_Tome puts the dart back into his cloak and approaches goats, but tries not to go too far into their guarded territory

[00:25] <GOAT_Goat> 16 goats push the 3 rushers back

[00:25] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20+4 flight

[00:25] <GameServ> (8) + 4 == 12

[00:25]  * Hearth smiles at the goat "I just want to know about this beautiful tower of yours.  I've been traveling for quite some time, and would really like to know what you have inside."

[00:25] <Aoyin> [>no rolls]

[00:25] <Boris_> "HOEL ME BACK MATE!"

[00:25]  * Mary_ONette bedroom eyes "Pretty please?"

[00:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (God damnit)

[00:25] <Al_Dente> "Stiffarm!"

[00:25] <Booze_Hound> "Are you too much of a coward to accept my challenge goat? "

[00:25] <Aoyin> [>Different times]

[00:25] <Aoyin> [I see where this is going]

[00:25] <GOAT_Goat> "No one knows what is inside."

[00:25] <Rain_Drop> [Could I try again?]

[00:25] <GOAT_Goat> [No]

[00:25] <GoldenLink> [mary please~]`

[00:26] <Boris_> "No onse knows?"

[00:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (TK only lasts one roll)

[00:26] <Rain_Drop> [Damn...]

[00:26] <Boris_> "Tell me this comrade goat"

[00:26] <Hearth> "No one knows?  Have none of you been inside?"

[00:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So i had to try again if i need to help you)

[00:26] <GOAT_Goat> [Sorry!]

[00:26] <Boris_> "Do you never get curious?"

[00:26]  * Aoyin is getting a bit rustled that the goats instantly got what was going on]

[00:26]  * GOAT_Goat is ignoring Boris

[00:26] <GoldenLink> "Wait....If no one knows.... why are you guarding this?"

[00:26]  * Hidden_Glimmer follows rain into the forest

[00:26] <Aoyin> -]

[00:26] <Boris_> "Want to know what is inside?"

[00:26] <Rain_Drop> [How long do you want me to wait to try again?]

[00:26] <GOAT_Goat> "None go inside, pone."

[00:26]  * Able_Tome approaches goats "Pardon for others, goats... they are a bit... trigger happy today..."

[00:26]  * Rain_Drop stumbles in her attempts at flight

[00:26]  * Flip_Farbeak quietly watches the shenanigans

[00:26] <Boris_> [I swear I will slice this goats fucking throat]

[00:27] <Booze_Hound> [is that a no to the challenge? ]

[00:27] <Al_Dente> [[ someone with a based weapon kill mr.goat pls ]]

[00:27] <GOAT_Goat> "They sure are, nerd."

[00:27]  * Aoyin throws his hooves up and starts to walk away

[00:27] <Aoyin> [Can I roll to fly again?]

[00:27] <Boris_> [I will use my sickle of justice]

[00:27] <Lucyne> (Let Able ta-I mean DATA X-SPONGED)

[00:27] <GOAT_Goat> [No rerolling for pegas, sorry!]

[00:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Well, if TK works, you could technichly reroll immediatly.)

[00:27] <Hearth> "If you don't know inside, then why are you guarding it?  Has someone told you to do so?"

[00:27] <Mariel> [brb bathroom, nothing important is happening anyway]

[00:27]  * Able_Tome tilts his head "Question. Any other parties have tried to... contest and conquer the tower in the past?"

[00:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Atleast when you follow the rules for tk)

[00:27] <Boris_> [Bawb, how strong are the goats]

[00:27] <Mary_ONette> "Man you're a tough one."

[00:27] <GOAT_Goat> "It is our lifetime tradition pone."

[00:27]  * GOAT_Goat ignores Hearth

[00:27] <Al_Dente> "So your lifetime tradition is to waste away?"

[00:28] <GOAT_Goat> [>Implying]

[00:28] <Al_Dente> "Guarding something you dont even know what is?"

[00:28] <Boris_> [Bawb pls respond]

[00:28]  * Aoyin walks off into the forest

[00:28] <Mary_ONette> "Are puppets aloud inside?"

[00:28]  * Hearth sighs and flattens her ears

[00:28]  * GOAT_Goat is unphazed by Al

[00:28] <Al_Dente> "Why dont you go fight for israel?"

[00:28] <Aoyin> [This is my excuse to AFK]

[00:28] <Aoyin> [Brb]

[00:28] <Boris_> [Oy vey]

[00:28] <GOAT_Goat> [k]

[00:28]  * GoldenLink brings echo out of his bag

[00:28] <Boris_> [Bawb pls]

[00:28] <GoldenLink> "Its your time to shine1"

[00:28]  * GOAT_Goat ignores Al, Boris and Hearth now

[00:28] <GOAT_Goat> [No]

[00:28] <Boris_> [How stronk are they?]

[00:28] <Boris_> [pls respond]

[00:29] <GOAT_Goat> [>Implying]

[00:29] <Boris_> [o-okay]

[00:29]  * Hidden_Glimmer sighs at rains failed attempt to fly "Well, better check out how the others're doing. Or do you have another plan?" She whispered

[00:29]  * Able_Tome eyes the goats curiously "Any... other 'ponies' with trigger happy temperants?"

[00:29] <Boris_> [Can I roll to slice his throat open]

[00:29] <GoldenLink> *Echo walks up to the goat "Echo:Excuse me mr goat? Can i go in? Pweeeeese"*

[00:29] <GOAT_Goat> "No."

[00:29] <Hearth> "Well, Mr. Goat, is there anything I can do for you?  Sure it must be tiring standing out here protecting this tower all day."

[00:29] <Able_Tome> *temperaments

[00:29] <GOAT_Goat> Boris... You may.

[00:29] <GoldenLink> [BORIS NO]

[00:29] == GOAT_Goat has changed nick to Bob_GM

[00:30] <Boris_> [Give me a sec, mental prep]

[00:30] <Able_Tome> [Boris...]

[00:30] <Umbra_Electrum> ".....Will you do it for Tin-cans....?"

[00:30] <Mariel> [can i roll to forage while this boring shit happens?]

[00:30] <Able_Tome> [pls]

[00:30] <Bob_GM> "NO."

[00:30] <Flip_Farbeak> [He's just as bad as Dark quill

[00:30] <Boris_> [Either we fight or we go home]

[00:30] <Booze_Hound> "let it be known that this GOAT refused a challenge or should i cay a CHICKEN refused a challenge!!"

[00:30] <GoldenLink> *Echo looks sad "Echo:But...why not....."

[00:30] <Boris_> [Vote t odecide]

[00:30]  * Hidden_Glimmer walks back to the other group

[00:30] <Bob_GM> "Because."

[00:30] <Al_Dente> [[ Boris no ]]

[00:30]  * Able_Tome arches his brow "So... we're the first ponies who visit this tower, eh?"

[00:30] <Lucyne> [I warned you about not bringing a bard]

[00:30] <Lucyne> [I warned you bros]

[00:30] <Bob_GM> "Eeyup- I mean why?"

[00:31] <Aoyin> [Lucy I swear to god m8 don't heckle me]

[00:31] <Lucyne> [Every group needs their diplomate/sex idol]

[00:31]  * Al_Dente starts to act like a CHICKUN infront of Mr.Goat. Making chicken noises.

[00:31] <Hearth> "Nothing?  No water?  No food?  You sure there's nothing you'd like?"

[00:31] <GoldenLink> *Echo hugs the goats leg*"Echo:Its okay...I forgive you"

[00:31] <Quicksilver> [hue]

[00:31]  * Bob_GM ignores Al

[00:31] <Bob_GM> "No."

[00:31]  * Mary_ONette sits down infront of the goat

[00:31] <Bob_GM> "Thank you cute bear."

[00:31] <Mary_ONette> "don't yell at my son"

[00:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hurry up, boris!)

[00:31] <Aoyin> [>confirmed for hearts]

[00:31] <Quicksilver> [Able has two mares gunning for him, is that enough Lucy?]

[00:31]  * Al_Dente is CHICKUN infront of Mr.Goat.

[00:31] <GoldenLink> *Echo smiles "Mommy! I like him!"

[00:31] <Boris_> [YES OR NO]

[00:31] <GoldenLink> [NO BORIS ]

[00:31] <Lucyne> [He has to have a libido first!]

[00:31] <Boris_> [WE GO HOME IF NO]

[00:32] <Lucyne> [I've explained this before]

[00:32] <Able_Tome> "Oh... just searching around. Frankly, we believe that the tower might have been constructed by our... ancestors."

[00:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (YES)

[00:32]  * Mary_ONette smiles at Echo

[00:32] <Mariel> [No, im tired of dumb rolls]

[00:32] <Aoyin> [I can't attack dis thing now that I know it has a heart]

[00:32] <Boris_> [2-1]

[00:32] <Al_Dente> [[ Aoyin pls ]]

[00:32] <Flip_Farbeak> [Boris no

[00:32] <Aoyin> [Dente pls]

[00:32] <Flip_Farbeak> [bad boris

[00:32] <Boris_> [3-1]

[00:32]  * Able_Tome yawns and eyes the tower again "Quite a beautiful relic of the past..."

[00:32] <GoldenLink> *Echo climbs up the goat *Echo:Can i West here!"

[00:32] <Boris_> [We home now]

[00:32] <Hearth> [>doing OOC tally for IC actions]

[00:32] <Bob_GM> "No."

[00:32] <Bob_GM> "It really is, nerd pone."

[00:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I swear to got m8 if i haev to do this myself)

[00:33] <Boris_> [I said mental prep hue]

[00:33] <GoldenLink> *Echo curls up in a ball and lays on the goats back*

[00:33] <Mariel> [>implying im not bringing a real party for this, glimmer]

[00:33] <Boris_> [Do it Hidden]

[00:33] <Bob_GM> "Get off please."

[00:33] <Rain_Drop> [anything get done? I was talkin with broken...

[00:33] <Booze_Hound> "DAMMIT LET US PASS!"

[00:33] <Boris_> [Nothing happened]

[00:33]  * Al_Dente pulls out a bottle and takes a sip of it infront of Mr.Goat.

[00:33] <Bob_GM> "...No."

[00:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> (nope, except i walked back to the others)

[00:33]  * Able_Tome eyes the goat "If... and you are not going to allow those who's ancestors build it come it?"

[00:33] <Bob_GM> "No one goes inside."

[00:33] <Boris_> [Able wat]

[00:33] <Hearth> [Nope, goats are stubborn as fuck and apparently don't need food or water :/]

[00:33] <Able_Tome> "Pfft... what a good way to cherish the relic that you try to protect..."

[00:33] <GoldenLink> *Echo licks the goat trying to be cute* [can I roll for cuteness]

[00:33] <Umbra_Electrum> "....This is really, really getting us nowhere...."

[00:33] <Bob_GM> "Ever."

[00:33] <Al_Dente> "You know Mr.Goat. Able does bring up a very compelling arguement."

[00:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (What bottle, able?)

[00:34] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll.

[00:34] <Mary_ONette> "....Goat"

[00:34] <Booze_Hound> "if no one goes inside aren't you inside?"

[00:34] <Able_Tome> [bottle who?]

[00:34] <Lucyne> [Able is a bard actually, just one that doesn't get out much]

[00:34] <Al_Dente> [[ i have booze ]]

[00:34] <GoldenLink> !roll 1d20 for cuteness :3

[00:34] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[00:34] <Rain_Drop> "Well considering that we have run out of options I guess we can just talk with the goat Hearth is talkin too..."

[00:34] <Bob_GM> [hue[

[00:34] <Boris_> "Mr. Goat, what if this is inside, and the tower is the only way out?"

[00:34] <Bob_GM> "D'aww."

[00:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hm, must've misread)

[00:34] <Rain_Drop> "Or we can just take Hearth and walk around the forest for a bit?'

[00:34]  * Bob_GM places Echo carefully in Golden's bag "No."

[00:35]  * GoldenLink smiles and whispers to the goat "Thanks for going easy on him~ he's a crier"

[00:35] <Rain_Drop> "I only came along for a relaxing walk not to listen to everyone and their goat yell at each other."

[00:35] <Mariel> "What a waste of time..."

[00:35] <Bob_GM> "Comrade plz.  No."

[00:35] <Flip_Farbeak> ]has anyone tried bad puns?

[00:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Do you think i could blind the goats with my light spell?)

[00:35]  * Hearth looks at the goat, she was talking to, looking for any sign of emotion

[00:35] <Booze_Hound> [nope]

[00:35]  * Al_Dente clears his throat. "Mr.Goat what if I told you that it didnt need to be this way."

[00:35]  * Bob_GM shows no emotion

[00:35] <Al_Dente> "What if I told you this could all be different."

[00:36] <Boris_> "Comrade think of it" *puts a hoof around the goats shoulder*

[00:36]  * Mariel starts walking back

[00:36] <Boris_> "What if glorious leader is inside?"

[00:36]  * Bob_GM flinches "Get your dirty paws off me."

[00:36] <Boris_> [>Paws]

[00:36]  * Able_Tome scratches his head "Hm, but someone did went into the tower in the past, correct? You... can't construct a tower without being inside of it, eh?"

[00:36] <Mary_ONette> "Echo you be a good bear. understand?"

[00:36]  * Rain_Drop walks up to Hearth from the woods

[00:36] <Able_Tome> "So... you're lying, why so?"

[00:36] <Bob_GM> "Don't know, don't care nerdpone."

[00:36] <Al_Dente> "So your just stupid?"

[00:36] <Al_Dente> "And take orders like a bitch?"

[00:37] <Flip_Farbeak> [Thats a good idea, insult the goat

[00:37] <Al_Dente> "No indivudal thoughts in that head of yours?"

[00:37] <Bob_GM> "My ancestors have protected this tower, and so will I.  To my dying breath."

[00:37] <Flip_Farbeak> [That will work out great

[00:37]  * Hearth sighs and turns to see Rain "Hey...we aren't going to get anywhere with them..."

[00:37] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Hearth wanna just go walk round the forest for a bit and leave these stubborn old goats here to their tower?"

[00:37] <GoldenLink> "God damnit guys..... we have to tell him"

[00:37] <Able_Tome> [>tfw no fire pot]

[00:37] <Boris_> [>tfw n o AK]

[00:37]  * Aoyin emerges from the forest, holding a hooffull of leaves, looking VERY rustled as he munches at the leaves, coming back up the hill.

[00:37]  * Hearth smiles and nods "Sure, sounds good with me."

[00:37] <Able_Tome> [>tfw no fried goat kebab]

[00:37] <Quicksilver> [tfw you guys have taken a wounded pony and a pregnant pony with you]

[00:37] <Al_Dente> [[ dude goat is delicious ]]

[00:37]  * Rain_Drop smiles "Cool, you coming hidden?"

[00:37] <Boris_> [Quick it wasn't my idea m8]

[00:37] <Lucyne> [adventuring at it's finest]

[00:38] <GoldenLink> "Goat....our ancestors built this tower.....they asked your ancestors to guard this tower until we returned"  

[00:38] <Able_Tome> [as always]

[00:38]  * Hidden_Glimmer notices Rain and walks back to her "What is it?"

[00:38] <GoldenLink> [roll for convincing~]

[00:38] <Mariel> [im rolling for foraging while you guys argue with the goat for 34th time]

[00:38] <GreenHoof> [Fetus fries, Quick, what's the problem?]

[00:38] <Bob_GM> "Silly pegasis, stop."

[00:38] <Quicksilver> [enjoy your misscarriage Hearth]

[00:38] <Rain_Drop> "Me and Hearth are just going to walk around the forest to relax since this is annoying as hell."

[00:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Quick pls)

[00:38]  * Hidden_Glimmer nods "Sure, why not... they ain't achieving anything here."

[00:38] <Rain_Drop> [getting those you mentioned away silly quick]

[00:38] <Hearth> [waitwaitwait, wat was that Quick?]

[00:38]  * Able_Tome looks at Golden "But he is correct, Goat... why do you we are here?"

[00:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Wait wat)

[00:39] <GoldenLink> "Have you wondered why no one else has come?"

[00:39] <Lucyne> (hue)

[00:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (DAmn you, quick!)

[00:39] <Rain_Drop> "Cool!"

[00:39]  * Bob_GM groans "Nerd, you make no sense."

[00:39]  * Bob_GM ignores Able now

[00:39] <Boris_> "Fucking pleb..."

[00:39] <Al_Dente> "Think about it Mr.Goat."

[00:39]  * Bob_GM is a stubborn goat

[00:39]  * Rain_Drop leads the way into the forest away from the tower for a nice relaxing stroll

[00:39] <Al_Dente> "You've been waiting here for us."

[00:39]  * Bob_GM ignores Al

[00:39]  * Mary_ONette gives the goats the angry mother eyes again "You'll let us pass."

[00:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Suddenly, timberwolfs)

[00:39]  * Bob_GM ignores Mary

[00:39] <Al_Dente> "It all makes sense, think about it."

[00:39]  * Mariel starts foraging the surroundings

[00:39] <Boris_> "Comrade please"

[00:39]  * Flip_Farbeak gets up.

[00:39]  * Hearth strolls with Rain, taking in the scenery as she walks

[00:39] <Mary_ONette> "Don;t ignore me"

[00:39]  * Flip_Farbeak walk over to the goat.

[00:39] <Boris_> "DO IT FOR THE PARTY:

[00:40]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:40]  * GoldenLink pokes the goat

[00:40] <Flip_Farbeak> [DAMMIT BOB I WAS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING

[00:40] <Umbra_Electrum> "....I did not survive fae to be ignored by Goats..."

[00:40] <Lucyne> (you dun fucked up)

[00:40]  * Hidden_Glimmer sighs "You know rain, i have a bad feeling about leaving the others alone with the goats..."

[00:40]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:40] <Lucyne> (You need more bard in your lives)

[00:40]  * GoldenLink pokes lucy

[00:40] <Aoyin> "You know what, No."

[00:40] <Bob_GM> [You can still do it Flip]

[00:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> "We are outnumbered anyways, and without us, they don't have a great chance..."

[00:40] <Boris_> "You gonna ignore me eh?"

[00:40]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:40]  * Flip_Farbeak stares goat in the eye.

[00:40]  * Boris_ begisn shouting obscenities in Cyrillic

[00:40]  * Aoyin tosses down the hooffull of leaves, then takes his glasses off and hands then to Able. "Able, hold these for me."

[00:40]  * Able_Tome smirks "Wonder where you all came from... 'tis not like you've been and lived here for so much time..."

[00:40]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:40] <Al_Dente> [[ tfw tempted to spit on goat and run ]]

[00:41] <Boris_> [#yolo]

[00:41] <Flip_Farbeak> "Keep on keeping on, goat. You're doing a good job."

[00:41]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:41]  * Flip_Farbeak walks aay

[00:41] <Able_Tome> [>tfw group fucked up the dialog]

[00:41]  * GoldenLink gathers the group "Lets go....Let the spirits of their ancestors punish them for not recognizing the inheritors"

[00:41] <Bob_GM> [There *Was* a way...]

[00:41] <Lucyne> [>not having glorious 18 Cha and saving the situation]

[00:41] <Bob_GM> [>Was]

[00:41] <Boris_> [GIB HINT]

[00:41]  * Mary_ONette follows Gold

[00:41] <Able_Tome> [exactly]

[00:41]  * Hidden_Glimmer notices that rain ignores her and slowly heads back to the tower, checking for the others in her worry

[00:41] <Able_Tome> [fukken Al]

[00:41] <GoldenLink> [>I'm guessing the door on the roof]

[00:41] <Rain_Drop> "Well i think they might just get the hint to just leave..."

[00:41]  * Aoyin walks up to the goat, gently pushing them. "You there. You've been working your whole life to make yourself as stong as possible to guard this place, right?"

[00:41] <Rain_Drop> [sorry talking with Broken again...]

[00:41] <Booze_Hound> [we can kill him]

[00:41] <Bob_GM> [Your hint?  Diplomacy is no longer an option to get in.]

[00:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Dat 1 second diference)

[00:42]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:42] <Boris_> [We can kill him]

[00:42]  * Al_Dente sits nearby Mr.Goat and just looks at him. "We waited hundred of years for this, ill just wait another hundred if it comes to this."

[00:42] <Able_Tome> [...]

[00:42] <Boris_> [I was gonna slice the fuckers throat]

[00:42] <Al_Dente> "One way or another were getting inside."

[00:42] <Flip_Farbeak> [I refuse to participate in battle.]

[00:42]  * Aoyin gently shoves him. "Hey, I'm talking to you."

[00:42] <Bob_GM> "No you are not."

[00:42] <Able_Tome> [dis gun be good]

[00:42]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:42]  * Rain_Drop enjoys the walk with Hearth and maybe Hidden?

[00:42] <Lucyne> [/me hands Able some popcorn]

[00:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Anyways, i better get back... It's nice here and all, but... let's just say i'm not too fond of forests." She starts to head back to the group

[00:42] <Al_Dente> "You waited this long for this exact moment, obviously we can reciprocate that."

[00:42]  * Boris_ begins bleating at the goat

[00:43] <GoldenLink> [/me takes some of the popcorn]

[00:43]  * Able_Tome backs away from goats, distancing from them

[00:43] <Booze_Hound> "goat last chance for a challenge, my trophy for our entrance"

[00:43]  * Flip_Farbeak walks away and takes a nap under a nearby tree

[00:43] <Rain_Drop> "Alright Hidden if you say so."

[00:43] <Al_Dente> "I mean your whole existence is commited to this very moment."

[00:43] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm not missing on the kebab only because i'm wounded)

[00:43] <Able_Tome> [/me gratefully takes the popcorn "15 vs 11..."]

[00:43]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:43]  * Boris_ keeps bleating

[00:43] <Able_Tome> [pretty sure they can slap our shit]

[00:43] <Lucyne> ["Dis gon be good, popcorn anyone else?"]

[00:43]  * Hearth shrugs "Suit yoursellf, Hidden"

[00:43] <GoldenLink> ["Lucy yes please"]

[00:43] <Bob_GM> [Shall I post stats?]

[00:43] <Al_Dente> "The moment when your releived of your duty and set free to live your life."

[00:43]  * Hidden_Glimmer gets back to the other group

[00:43] <Aoyin> "Oi, if you've been here for so long, just do one thing for me." He points at his own cheek, turning his head. "Give me a good one, right here. I want to make sure the people the ancestors have trusted this tower to aren't little pussies!"

[00:44] <Al_Dente> "But obviously your too jaded to realize this."

[00:44] <Lucyne> [/me hands Golden some popcorn]

[00:44] <Mariel> [>posting stats of unknown enemies]

[00:44] <Al_Dente> "Too set in your ways."

[00:44]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:44]  * Booze_Hound pulls out shield pieces "look at this glorious trophy, it would make a great addition to the tower."

[00:44] <Able_Tome> [Sneaky Ao]

[00:44]  * GoldenLink plays with his boomerang outside of the tower

[00:44] <Bob_GM> [No stats it is!]

[00:44] <Boris_> [You van't ignore my girth]

[00:44] <Able_Tome> [dat metagaming]

[00:44] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Hey Able, i assume you haven't reached anything, right?2

[00:44]  * Bob_GM ignores the girth

[00:44] <Boris_> [hue]

[00:44] <Booze_Hound> [he care about the trophy at all?]

[00:44]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden with an annoyed expression as he motions at the group "Quite..."

[00:44] <Mariel> [this will be funny, im just waiting for them to start battle]

[00:44] <Aoyin> "Hey, you hear me?! I'll knock your gob of, mate, if that's what it takes to get that taste!"

[00:45] <Rain_Drop> "Hey Hearth hows Bobby?"

[00:45] <Al_Dente> "Mr.Goat do you want some salt?"

[00:45]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:45] <Al_Dente> "Salt."

[00:45] <Booze_Hound> [Yo bob, he care about the trophy at all?]

[00:45] <Al_Dente> "S. A. L. T."

[00:45] <Bob_GM> [nah]

[00:45] <Boris_> [frustration intensifies]

[00:45]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:45]  * Hidden_Glimmer rolls her eyes and whispers to able "Give me three reasons why we haven't turned those goats into kebab by now"

[00:45] <GreenHoof> [offer him a blowjob]

[00:45] <Boris_> [What about hammer und sikle]

[00:45] <Able_Tome> [well Dente... time to leap forward and attack]

[00:45]  * Mary_ONette is getting peeved "I'm getting tired of your shit Beardman, let us pass."

[00:45] <Aoyin> "Oh is THAT how it is?"

[00:45] <GreenHoof> [offer him power beyond his imagination]

[00:45]  * Bob_GM ignores everyone

[00:45] <Aoyin> [Bob, roll for smack. I mad.]

[00:45] <Boris_> [Aoyin gonna go full yolo]

[00:45] <GreenHoof> [he can be more than a goat pawn]

[00:45]  * Al_Dente gets up and trots right up in Mr.Goat's face, chest to chest.

[00:46] <Lucyne> [/me gleefully munches on her popcorn]

[00:46]  * GoldenLink stops playing with his boomerang and pokes goat

[00:46] <Lucyne> [I should make some irl]

[00:46] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll

[00:46] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[00:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[00:46] <Booze_Hound> "alright, your loss. I would have thought a defeated Diamond Dog shield would be something of vale to a goat"

[00:46] <Aoyin> !roll d4

[00:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[00:46] <Bob_GM> Roll d4

[00:46] <Bob_GM> -STOP-

[00:46] <Boris_> [GRAB YE ARMALITES LADS, WE IN THE FIGHT]

[00:46]  * Able_Tome whispers back "Larger numbers... coordination... not enough of a punch... no potio-... wait."

[00:46]  * Aoyin punches him RIGHT in the face. "Now gimme one back!"

[00:46] <Aoyin> [Oh I was supposed to stahp]

[00:46] <Al_Dente> [[ lel ]]

[00:46] <Able_Tome> [perfect]

[00:46] <Lucyne> [popcorn intensifies]

[00:46] <Able_Tome> [POPCORN FOR THE POPCORN GOD]

[00:47]  * Hidden_Glimmer raises an eyebrow and whispers "You're not really considering using *that* potion, do you?"

[00:47] <Al_Dente> "Holy shit you actually hit him Aoyin...."

[00:47] <Rain_Drop> "Hearth?"

[00:47] <Mary_ONette> [Able may I have some popcorn?]

[00:47] <Mariel> [unfortunately for everyone im still doing my stroll on the hill so im not participating in this fight, good luck!]

[00:47] <Lucyne> [/me hands Mary some as well]

[00:47]  * Able_Tome looks at his saddlebag "Invisibility's always an option... but... do we really want to waste one?"

[00:47] <Aoyin> [Nigga wouldn't take my challenge]

[00:47] <Aoyin> [Also Able has my glasses, so I'm good~]

[00:47]  * Bob_GM slacks his jaw, looking right at Aoyin "Oh, NOW you've done it!"  17 goats crowd the Goat goat, and one question rings in everyone's mind:  Who is the GOAT?  Goat or us?  ROLL INIT FUCKERS

[00:47] <Booze_Hound> [mine either]

[00:47]  * Able_Tome continues to whisper "We're not even sure if that door is locked up or not."

[00:47] <Boris_> [Velma pls]

[00:47] <Mary_ONette> "I can have File sneak past."

[00:48] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[00:48] <Boris_> [HORY SHET]

[00:48] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:48] <Able_Tome> [...............]

[00:48] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[00:48] <Boris_> ~roll 1d20

[00:48] <Al_Dente> BASED

[00:48] <Boris_> !roll 1d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[00:48] <Able_Tome> [>based | yer the first one who's going to die]

[00:48]  * Rain_Drop looks around for Hearth not hearing her responce

[00:48] <GoldenLink> !roll 1d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[00:48]  * Hearth stops being distracted by the woods around her then turns to Rain "Oh!  Sorry...but Bob's great~!  I still can't figure out how I managed to get such a great husband."

[00:48]  * Flip_Farbeak is still napping under a nearby tree, and will not participate in such senseless violence.

[00:48] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat Army [Fuck keeping track of all dose inits]

[00:48] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[00:48]  * Hidden_Glimmer also continues to whisper "Well, we have 3 options. Go invisible, turn into a goat or just storm the tower all at once with our weapons"

[00:48] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20

[00:48] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:48] <Al_Dente> "Goats are scrubs!"

[00:49] <Bob_GM> Al starts us off!

[00:49]  * Able_Tome looks at the group "And I think they are already starting it..."

[00:49] <GoldenLink> [HEY LOOK LISTEN!]

[00:49] <Rain_Drop> "Hehe well I got to know him at the inn and he just seemed like that kinda loveable rascal that everyone know you know?"

[00:49] <Able_Tome> [wait... so those who not rolled or far are not in combat?]

[00:49] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for spear weild and jab

[00:49] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:49] <Al_Dente> [[ welps ]]

[00:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Well, what a sneaky call for init)

[00:49] <Mariel> [yep, there are only like 7 of you in actual combat]

[00:49] <Bob_GM> [Everyone who may roll if they want to fight]

[00:49] <Bob_GM> You hit Al!

[00:49] <Bob_GM> Roll

[00:49] <Boris_> [Wat]

[00:49] <Aoyin> [Dat low AC]

[00:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (All out all the way)

[00:50] <Mariel> [hitting with a 9]

[00:50] <Rain_Drop> "And I think I was drunk or something but he mentioned bout being lonely and I noticed you across the inn and I thought now theres a girl that looks like Bobby could get to know!"

[00:50] <Aoyin> [I'm waiting to see what HUGE damage they do]

[00:50] <Mariel> [so its an auto win fight?]

[00:50] <Al_Dente> !roll d6

[00:50] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[00:50]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden "Well, there's out call...", he frowns, "But I won't want you out there..."

[00:50] <Able_Tome> "Lets see how this one goes first..."

[00:50]  * Hearth giggles "Oh, so that's how it happened?"

[00:50] <Bob_GM> You graze the Goat!

[00:50]  * Hidden_Glimmer nods "ALright... but i'm not afraid of joining in if neccesary"

[00:50] <Bob_GM> [Freeze]

[00:51] <Boris_> [/me freezes]

[00:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (No mary, it just means that goats have a lover AC than 10)

[00:51] == Lucyne has changed nick to Lucy_frozen_with_popcorn

[00:51] <Aoyin> [/me is still offering his cheek, just frozen now]

[00:51] <Al_Dente> [[ *anticipitation intensifies* ]]

[00:51]  * Able_Tome turns towards the crowd and watches the fight, trying to see how powerful the goats are "Sure, Hid..."

[00:51] <Al_Dente> anticipation*]]

[00:51] <Mariel> [but isnt the first rull just for accuracy? AC shouldnt matter at all]

[00:51] <Able_Tome> [lets see that dice roll]

[00:52] <Lucy_frozen_with_popcorn> (Mariel, do you even SSS?)

[00:52] <Aoyin> [AC is what decides whether or not you hit]

[00:52] <Bob_GM> Booze is up!

[00:52] <Boris_> [Freezing intensifies]

[00:52] <Mary_ONette> [oh that Mari I got confused for a second]

[00:52] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for molotov launch at army

[00:52] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[00:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (What do you mean, mariel? That looked like a normal roll to me)

[00:52] <Boris_> [Damn nigga]

[00:52] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[00:52] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[00:52] == Lucy_frozen_with_popcorn has changed nick to Lucy_with_popcorn

[00:52] <Aoyin> [>tfw I was just going to smack one for a reaction]

[00:52] <Able_Tome> [aw shit nigga]

[00:52] <Al_Dente> [[ based ]]

[00:52] <Bob_GM> WHOA

[00:52] <Boris_> [Hory shet]

[00:52] <Bob_GM> Roll d6

[00:52] <Aoyin> [>tfw I accidentally started a murdurhobo]

[00:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Not going all out on those goats)

[00:52] <Booze_Hound> [and was it d6 for damage?]

[00:52] <Able_Tome> [wait... molotov>?]

[00:52] <Rain_Drop> [fire everywhere!]

[00:53] <Boris_> [You started brawl]

[00:53] <Al_Dente> [ [BURN THE TOWER] ]

[00:53] <Able_Tome> [dafaq]

[00:53] <Boris_> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z_TheGgFWI]

[00:53] <Quicksilver> [FOR THE MOTHERLAND!]

[00:53] <Mariel> [damage depends on weapon]

[00:53] <Bob_GM> Roll d6

[00:53] <Booze_Hound> [BOB D6 FOR FIRE?!?]

[00:53] <Quicksilver> [URAAAH]

[00:53] <Booze_Hound> !roll d6

[00:53] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[00:53] <Bob_GM> Sure

[00:53] <Boris_> [lel]

[00:53] <Able_Tome> [...]

[00:53] <Booze_Hound> [whole army 2 damage?]

[00:53] <Able_Tome> [...we need more of those...]

[00:53] <Bob_GM> You inflict 4 HP points worth of damage on...

[00:53] <Boris_> [So they all take 2?]

[00:53] <Lucy_with_popcorn> [>rerolling attack]

[00:53] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d18

[00:53] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[00:53] <Boris_> [Or not]

[00:53] <GoldenLink> [bob....I kinda have to go...]

[00:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (HAH)

[00:54] <Booze_Hound> [AWWWWWW]

[00:54]  * GoldenLink walks away

[00:54] <Bob_GM> 2 Goats!

[00:54] <Bob_GM> Lel

[00:54] <GoldenLink> "This is boring"

[00:54] <Aoyin> [Goldy pls. Kek pls]

[00:54] <Boris_> [Gold pls]

[00:54]  * Flip_Farbeak joins Golden. "I'll say."

[00:54] <Hearth> [lel]

[00:54] <Bob_GM> Boris is up

[00:54] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 slice that fuckers throat

[00:54] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[00:54] <Booze_Hound> [could have killed the whole army]

[00:54] <GoldenLink> [Sorry man, unexpected practice tommorow]

[00:54] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Plebs. Not enjoying a perfectly fine mruderhobo)

[00:54] <Bob_GM> Roll

[00:54] <Boris_> [Sickle stronk]

[00:54]  * Rain_Drop beams at Hearth as they continue their walk "Yep that or else Bob was being Bobby and his pasta levels were rising so I tried to make it more romantic and such although I might have accidently broken one of the strings on his viola...I fixed it dont worry just dont let him know?"

[00:54] <Bob_GM> [No prob!]

[00:54] <Boris_> [Wait is bladed, 6 or 8]

[00:54] <Bob_GM> [8]

[00:55] <Boris_> !roll 1d8

[00:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[00:55] <Able_Tome> [sword or dagger?]

[00:55]  * GoldenLink walks with flip "Good to see someone agrees"

[00:55] <Boris_> [gud enuf]

[00:55] <Boris_> [Sickle]

[00:55]  * Mariel watches golden link walking in the forest, seems like walking back home

[00:55] <Bob_GM> You killed agoat!

[00:55]  * Mariel follows

[00:55] <Able_Tome> [d6 i think]

[00:55] <Aoyin> [Wut]

[00:55] <Mariel> [boring quest is boring]

[00:55] <Boris_> [I still got 4]

[00:55] <Hidden_Glimmer> (As far as i know, only spears and swords are 1d8, with militia spears being 1d6)

[00:55] <Boris_> [Meg]

[00:55] <Aoyin> [These low health niggers]

[00:55] <Able_Tome> [Yeap]

[00:55]  * GoldenLink waits for mariel

[00:55] <Bob_GM> Aoyin is up

[00:55] <GoldenLink> "Join the group"

[00:55] <Flip_Farbeak> "I mean, the goats just doing his job. I'm not going to try to stop it because some of the fighters seem a little thick."

[00:55] <Able_Tome> [Sickle qualifies as a dagger/knife]

[00:55] <Boris_> [>People calmly walking away from battle]

[00:55] <Aoyin> "STOP GAPING AND HIT ME"

[00:55] <Al_Dente> "Who you callin thick!"

[00:55] <Boris_> [The fuck]

[00:55] <GoldenLink> "Exactly"

[00:55] <Lucy_with_popcorn> [>calling a quest boring during it]

[00:55] <Aoyin> !roll d20 grapplan

[00:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[00:55] <Mariel> "Thanks, lets go back"

[00:56] <Lucy_with_popcorn> [Mariel confirmed for cunt]

[00:56] <Bob_GM> You grapple

[00:56] <Al_Dente> "The game is THICK!"

[00:56] <Bob_GM> [Mariel plz]

[00:56] <Boris_> [fgts stop pussying out]

[00:56] <Able_Tome> [>inb4 18 on rush disarming]

[00:56] <Aoyin> [Was targeting same goat btw. Big nigga]

[00:56] <Boris_> [GOld is k tho]

[00:56] <Bob_GM> K

[00:56] <GoldenLink> [Mariel plz, i actully have to go other wise i would be AYYYAE! jump slashing]

[00:56] <Bob_GM> Roll damage?

[00:56] <Hearth> "Oh, don't worry I won't.  No harm no foul, right?" *turns to face foward again and smiles* "But oh~, his moves that night.  I haven't danced like that in some time."

[00:56] <Aoyin> [What do I do for submission? I don't want damage, I was SUBMISSION]

[00:56] <Boris_> [roll for >rape]

[00:56] <Al_Dente> [[ >suplex ]

[00:56] <Bob_GM> [You're not getting it.]

[00:57] == GreenHoof [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[00:57] <Aoyin> [gdi Bob, ruining my fun]

[00:57]  * GoldenLink looks at flip "I know your feel"

[00:57] <Aoyin> !roll d4

[00:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[00:57] <Bob_GM> You strangle the GOAT goat!  "Do... You... Oh you do lift... ACK"

[00:57]  * Able_Tome sits on his haunches and watches the massacre unravelling "The moment one of those goats dies... ugh..."

[00:57]  * Boris_ turns to the rest frowning

[00:57] <Aoyin> [HUE]

[00:57] <Boris_> "A little help here?!"

[00:57] <Al_Dente> "STAB HIM!"

[00:57] <Al_Dente> "While hes down!"

[00:57] <Bob_GM> Mary's turn!

[00:57] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 knife whip lashing all the goats

[00:57] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[00:58]  * Flip_Farbeak gives Boris a raspberry

[00:58] <Bob_GM> You whip lash one goat.

[00:58]  * Rain_Drop bursts out laughing "Oh man I thought I was gonna lose it when he started doing that disco hip thrust thing, but I did notice he had some really slick moves...hey I got a question is Bob, Bob Fire now or are you just Hearth now?"

[00:58] <Mary_ONette> !roll d6

[00:58] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[00:58] <Umbra_Electrum> "...I'm gone...." He walks back off to town [Hard to keep awake....Sorry]

[00:58]  * GoldenLink does the same as flip

[00:58]  * Mariel has no berries

[00:58]  * Hidden_Glimmer pulls out her sword and warms up a bit "I think it's too late to turn around and just leave..."

[00:58] <Umbra_Electrum> [Night]

[00:58] <GoldenLink> "PTTHHHH"

[00:58] <Able_Tome> [>tfw massacre + spectators + peaceful walk at the same time]

[00:58] <GoldenLink> [night]

[00:58] <Bob_GM> You hit an injured goat... It dies while still on fire!

[00:58]  * Boris_ tells the mt ofuck off in Cyrillic

[00:58] == Umbra_Electrum has changed nick to Umbra|Sleep

[00:58] <Bob_GM> [Night Umbra!]

[00:58] <Boris_> [Nite meng]

[00:58] <Al_Dente> "Thats brutal man.

[00:58] <Al_Dente> "*

[00:58] <Rain_Drop> [nite umbra]

[00:58] <Bob_GM> 15 Goats remain

[00:58] <Al_Dente> [[ night ]]

[00:59] <Aoyin> [>mfw I realize that we're pulling sum nigger shit here]

[00:59] <Bob_GM> NOW.  BEFORE GOAT ARMY STEPS IN.  I NEED TO KNOW WHO ALL IS FIGHTING.]

[00:59] <Boris_> [It's k Aoyin, I'm a nigger]

[00:59]  * Able_Tome rolls his eyes "Don't... and I suppose you don't have any vials with the poison, right?"

[00:59] <Al_Dente> "Poke him! Poke HIM!"

[00:59] <GoldenLink> >tfw all 15 goats attack]

[00:59] <Bob_GM> SPOILERS

[00:59] <Boris_> [It's alright for me]

[00:59] <Al_Dente> [[ im fighting ]]

[00:59] <Bob_GM> ONLY THOSE FIGHTING MAY ENTER THE GOAT TOWER

[00:59] <Aoyin> [I'm fighting, and oh god I'm terrified]

[00:59] <Boris_> [AWWW YISSS]

[00:59] <Al_Dente> [[ YES SIR ]]

[00:59] <GoldenLink> [sorry bob, I'm out]

[00:59] <Rain_Drop> [Bob not to rain on your parade but just murdering a bunch of goats for no reason is kinda a dick move to me IC and OOC so Im with flip plus I am escourting your waifu from dangers!]

[00:59] <Mariel> [night golden]

[00:59] <Booze_Hound> "woot woot!"

[00:59]  * Hidden_Glimmer stretches her legs "I don't need any poison, my sword gets the job done just fine!"

[00:59] <Al_Dente> [[ >do you even human ]]

[01:00] <Bob_GM> [I respect your decision Raiin, but you aren't getting in the tower]

[01:00]  * GoldenLink is making his way downtown, walking fast and i'm homebound

[01:00] <Aoyin> [Manifest Destiny, niggas]

[01:00] <Rain_Drop> [T.T i know....]

[01:00] <GoldenLink> "Do do do dooo doo do do do"

[01:00] <Boris_> [JUST DOO EET]

[01:00] <Bob_GM> BORIS, AL, AOYIN, WHO ELSE?

[01:00] <Boris_> [FOR MURICA]

[01:00]  * Able_Tome unholsters his sword and brings out the vial with mica poison "Mmhm... but due to *that* stunt, I only have one vial prepared..."

[01:00] <Aoyin> [Oh shit. Three on 15]

[01:00] <Al_Dente> [[ 3 musketeers ]]

[01:00] <Hearth> [>implying I'd ever risk such dangers in the first place Rain, but I digress...]

[01:00] <Al_Dente> [[ we chevy chase now ]]

[01:00] <Booze_Hound> [im fighting]

[01:00]  * GoldenLink walks all the way back to the inn

[01:00] <Aoyin> [AC, be true this day...]

[01:00] <Boris_> [I CALL DARTAGNAN]

[01:00] <Flip_Farbeak> "Good luck guize. When you all get the shit kicked out of you I'm not dragging you home."

[01:01]  * Hearth puts a hoof to her chin "Hrmmm, I mean, most everybody adresses me as Hearth, and I usually prefer that, but I guess Hearth Fire will always be like my full name..."

[01:01] <Bob_GM> NO ONE ELSE?  OKAY THEN...

[01:01] <Al_Dente> "Where did everyone go! Bunch of damn flakes!"

[01:01] <Able_Tome> [wait]

[01:01] <Al_Dente> "I bet they wouldn

[01:01]  * Hidden_Glimmer frowns "We can make more anytime, Able..."

[01:01]  * Mariel slowly follows golden because of her wound

[01:01] <Bob_GM> OH

[01:01] <Able_Tome> [next?]

[01:01] <Al_Dente> "*]]

[01:01] <Boris_> [THOSE IN FITE SAY I]

[01:01] <Able_Tome> [haven't rolled the init, but can go as the last one]

[01:01] <Bob_GM> OKAY ABLE

[01:01] <Aoyin> [I do feel like a badass though. I just choked out a LIFTAN goat]

[01:02] <Bob_GM> ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO JOIN IN ROLL INIT

[01:02] <Al_Dente> [[ We should make sure he can never lift again ]]

[01:02] <Rain_Drop> [3 on 15? Yep.  5 to 1 odds? Yep.  High chance of death? Yep. Bring it on. BOYAHAHAHAHAWW!]

[01:02] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:02] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:02] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[01:02] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:02] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:02] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 INIT P ON THIS BITCH

[01:02] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[01:02] <Bob_GM> ALL THOSE WHO DON'T... THE RIDE HAS ENDED

[01:02] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20

[01:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:02] <Al_Dente> [[ yay mary ]]

[01:02] <Boris_> [mary lel]

[01:02]  * Mary_ONette comes to her senses "what am I doing?"

[01:02] <Flip_Farbeak> "Booze... Mary... Not you too..."

[01:02] <Rain_Drop> [aw...no more ride?]

[01:02] <Al_Dente> [[ too late ]]

[01:02] <Boris_> [Rain pls]

[01:02] <Mariel> [i would join  but im quite far away now]

[01:02] <Boris_> [ :( ]

[01:02] <Al_Dente> [[ >run into battle ]]

[01:02]  * GoldenLink hops off the ride and collects his picture at the end

[01:02] <Al_Dente> [[ like a beast ]]

[01:03]  * Mary_ONette shakes head and walks off

[01:03] <Booze_Hound> "sorry flip i live for the adventure"

[01:03] <GoldenLink> "I like this one"

[01:03] <Hearth> [>implying I wouldn't come back to the wounded goats and do my best to help the wounded  C'MON BOB!]

[01:03] <Boris_> [>Mary walking off]

[01:03] <Boris_> [WELL FUK U TOO]

[01:03] <Flip_Farbeak> "So do I but not for senseless killing!"

[01:03] <Bob_GM> Mariel hears the ruckus and has an opportunity to join the fray!

[01:03] <Al_Dente> "GUYS GROUP UP!"

[01:03] <Mariel> !roll 1d20

[01:03] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:03] <Mariel> ...

[01:03] <Aoyin> [Can I retroactively make my damage non-lethal..?]

[01:03] <Mariel> dat joining

[01:03] <Al_Dente> "Quick! Before they have a chance to counter."

[01:03]  * Able_Tome holds the vial to Hidden "Take it... going to give you more of a punch and that armor of yours will guarantee better chances at survival..."

[01:03] <Rain_Drop> "Do....you hear something?"

[01:03] <Aoyin> [I didn't really mean to kill them, so :| ]

[01:04] <Booze_Hound> "I'm not letting my brothers in arms die without me"

[01:04] <Al_Dente> [[ Aoyin pls ]]

[01:04] <Mariel> [i walk into the fray]

[01:04]  * Mary_ONette walks away "sorry goats"

[01:04] <Quicksilver> [tfw i get pinged whenever people say Quick]

[01:04] <Al_Dente> [[ your just that cold blooded ]]

[01:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Alright able..." She takes the vial and covers her sword with the poison

[01:04] <Quicksilver> [gotta change that...]

[01:04] <Boris_> "Mary, seriously?!"

[01:04] <Booze_Hound> "i hope you understand flip"

[01:04]  * Hearth stops and stands still, listening for any noise out of the ordinary

[01:04] <Boris_> "What the fuck is with you all?"

[01:04] <Mary_ONette> "Boris shut it"

[01:04]  * Rain_Drop cocks a ear to hear as well

[01:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I have no idea what'

[01:04]  * Boris_ does not shut it

[01:04] <Hidden_Glimmer> s going on right now)

[01:04]  * Al_Dente cracks his hooves and weilds his spear, taunting the nearest goat.

[01:04]  * Flip_Farbeak shakes her head. "I'm disappointed in you, Booze."

[01:04] <Al_Dente> "Play for keeps!"

[01:04] <Bob_GM> [Same.]

[01:04]  * Flip_Farbeak follows Mary

[01:04]  * Able_Tome nods "Now..."

[01:04] <Booze_Hound> "I'm sorry flip"

[01:05] <Boris_> [THIS SI A FIGHT FOR MEN]

[01:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (That'S why you don't do adventures with +7 players)

[01:05] <Bob_GM> Hidden begins the new round!

[01:05] <Flip_Farbeak> "So am I, Booze."

[01:05] <Aoyin> [So yeah, Bob. Non-Lethal y/n?]

[01:05] <Booze_Hound> "flip take this"

[01:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 for an all out attack against the goats with my poisoned sword

[01:05] <GameServ> 4, 15 == 19

[01:05] <Hearth> [Bob, do Rain and I hear the ruckus, should we roll percep?]

[01:05] <Rain_Drop> "I think...I think the others started a fight!"

[01:05]  * Booze_Hound hands shield pieces

[01:05] <GoldenLink> [bob would something happened when I wen't in the door instead of the roof?]

[01:05] <Bob_GM> Sure Hearth

[01:05] <Bob_GM> Hidden hitss once!

[01:05]  * Able_Tome smirks and tightens the grip on his sword "Ready? Time for a tango...". He immediately dashes forward into the crowd to group with others.

[01:05] <Hearth> "Wh-What?!]

[01:05] <Mary_ONette> "They're just doing their job... and I killed one of them. Stupid of me."

[01:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

[01:05] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:05]  * Flip_Farbeak pauses. "What are these?"

[01:05] <Able_Tome> [also poison]

[01:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (How does the poison work again, able?)

[01:06] <Able_Tome> [GM rolls a resist]

[01:06] <Al_Dente> "Were only human Mary!"

[01:06] <Booze_Hound> "a trophy, please take care of it"

[01:06] <Boris_> [I see the females can't handle it]

[01:06] <Bob_GM> And decapacitates the last of the injured goats!

[01:06] <Rain_Drop> "Oh for fucks sakes....people! Cmon Hearth maybe we can stop them from killing each other!"

[01:06] <Able_Tome> [hah, no need]

[01:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok, screw poison then)

[01:06] <Bob_GM> [I will when needed]

[01:06] <Flip_Farbeak> "You sound like you think you're going to die, Booze."

[01:06] <Able_Tome> [2 turns for poison, Hid.]

[01:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ok)

[01:06] <Able_Tome> [you have another one]

[01:06] <Aoyin> [HOly shit, these goats are squishy]

[01:06] <Aoyin> [Glass cannon pls go]

[01:06]  * GoldenLink runs all the way back to the scene hits boris with his boomerang and runs away

[01:06] <Bob_GM> Able's turn

[01:06] <Booze_Hound> "nonsense, just take care ok? "

[01:06]  * Hearth nods to Rain, then runs back towards the tower.

[01:06]  * Boris_ sheathes his sickle and takesout his SlavTech™ hammer

[01:07] <GoldenLink> [night fgts]

[01:07] <Boris_> [NITE]

[01:07] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nite fag)

[01:07] <Booze_Hound> [night golden]

[01:07] <Al_Dente> [[ night ]]

[01:07] <Bob_GM> [Night!]

[01:07] <Hearth> [NIGHT GOLDEN!]

[01:07] <Flip_Farbeak> "I'm sticking around. When you get knocked out I'm dragging you home."

[01:07] <Aoyin> [Night Goldy]

[01:07]  * Rain_Drop follows Hearth to the tower retracing her steps

[01:07] <GoldenLink> [hidden~ i wub you~]

[01:07]  * Mary_ONette just watched them fight the goats

[01:07] <Rain_Drop> [Nite!]

[01:07] <Flip_Farbeak> [night gold i wub u

[01:07] <Hearth> [So, what's the death count on the goats?]

[01:07] <GoldenLink> [same~]

[01:07] == GoldenLink [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP []

[01:07] <Mary_ONette> [later Gold]

[01:07] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to shank the most injured fucker

[01:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[01:07] <Boris_> [4 ded i think]

[01:07] <Bob_GM> Flip, you will get attacked if you stay.

[01:07] <Mariel> [song for this round http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeXvNAlGlhk ]

[01:07] <Booze_Hound> "no, I'm not going to die here, it takes more than an army of goats to kill me."

[01:08] <Al_Dente> [[ ret pally can dps ]]

[01:08] <Aoyin> [I didn't technically kill that one, but... Lel]

[01:08] <Bob_GM> You shank the most injured fucker... who is at full hp

[01:08] <Al_Dente> [[ we just can ]]

[01:08] <Able_Tome> !roll d8

[01:08] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:08] <Flip_Farbeak> [I'll stay for now. But I won't attack.]

[01:08] <Bob_GM> You severely wound it!

[01:08]  * Rain_Drop comes out to see ponies and goats attacking each other!

[01:08] <Rain_Drop> "What the hell are you all doing!?"

[01:08] <Aoyin> [8 HP goats]

[01:08] <Booze_Hound> "Flip, please go. I don't want you in danger if you aren't fighting."

[01:08] <Bob_GM> BOOZE IS UP

[01:08] <Boris_> "Doing work!"

[01:08] <Booze_Hound> "i got sometihng to do"

[01:08]  * Able_Tome smirks "Good kebab...", he looks back as he jumps away "Hit the wounded one!"

[01:09] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for spear stab

[01:09] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:09] <Bob_GM> FUCK CAPS LOCK IS STUCK>

[01:09] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8

[01:09] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:09] <Mary_ONette> "I can't leave them however... but I'm not fighting goats who didn't start it in the first place."

[01:09] <Boris_> [MUST BE FUN]

[01:09] <Bob_GM> YOU HIT AND OHKO ONE OF THE HEALTHY GOATS!

[01:09]  * Hearth looks upon the scene with confusion and disgust "GUYS!  WHY THE FUCK....!?  Aughhhhh...."

[01:09] <Al_Dente> [[ can I kill goats? ]]

[01:09] <Bob_GM> aoyin is up

[01:09] <Bob_GM> [Yay fixed!]

[01:09] <Rain_Drop> "Hearth be careful remember the kid! I'll try to stop them..."

[01:09]  * Mary_ONette goes over to help Hearth "You okay?"

[01:09]  * Flip_Farbeak puts the shield pieces in her bag. "Dammit Booze. If you die I will be VERY upset with you."

[01:09] <Quicksilver> [why are you killing them again?]

[01:10] <Flip_Farbeak> [Bob I'm leaving

[01:10]  * Hearth sighs "R-right..."

[01:10] <Bob_GM> 12 VERY pissed goats remain

[01:10]  * Aoyin just finds the buffest looking goat and stomps in front of it, offering his cheek. "COME ON, HIT ME."

[01:10] <Bob_GM> [Bye Flip!]

[01:10] <Booze_Hound> [later]

[01:10] <Aoyin> [I don't do anything else this round. Fucking goats]

[01:10] <Bob_GM> Aoyin what are you trying to accomplish?

[01:10]  * Hearth turns to Mary "ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

[01:10]  * Rain_Drop charges up the hill to knock some heads [nonlethal declared for this fight!]

[01:10] <Bob_GM> Aoyin accomplishes nothing!

[01:10]  * Hearth is extremely upset by all that's going on

[01:10] <Al_Dente> "Guys please, were just being humans! Dont act like were above this shit!"

[01:10] <Aoyin> [A thing. Also IC I flipped a bit of a shit and haven't noticed the other goats. Also nonlethal]

[01:10] <Booze_Hound> "flip ill meet you at the inn."

[01:11] <Aoyin> [Other goats getting offed, anyways]

[01:11] <Al_Dente> "Were NOT!"

[01:11] <Able_Tome> "Al...serious, fuck. You."

[01:11] <Mary_ONette> "..... regaining my common sense."

[01:11] <Flip_Farbeak> "You better be alive."

[01:11] <Bob_GM> Boris is up

[01:11] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Going lethal here. They're just goats for me)

[01:11]  * Al_Dente looks at Able and just smiles. "Love you too."

[01:11] <Boris_> [Able donte.jpg]

[01:11]  * Able_Tome glares at Al "If you'd keep your shit together and haven't taunted them..."

[01:11] <Hearth> "Wh...what?"

[01:11] <Able_Tome> "Seriously..."

[01:11] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 smash a goats head in

[01:11] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:11] <Boris_> [NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

[01:11] <Rain_Drop> [Bob since your in that round do I roll for init next round ? since I am charging up there for travel time?]

[01:12]  * Flip_Farbeak joins Mary and Hearth in the conscientious objectors club.

[01:12] <Bob_GM> You hit yourself on the goat's horn for 1 HP damage

[01:12]  * Able_Tome tightens the grip on his sword "Now we are *forced* to kill sentient creatures because of you. Not animals."

[01:12] <Boris_> "Fuck shit!"

[01:12] <Bob_GM> [Rain, roll init next round]

[01:12] <Aoyin> [GJ Bor]

[01:12] <Boris_> [Thx m8]

[01:12] <Rain_Drop> [Kay bob ]

[01:12] <Al_Dente> "I didnt throw the first blow."

[01:12] <Aoyin> [I love how Dente's getting blamed when I PANCH'd. Lel]

[01:12] <Boris_> [What if their mission all along was t odie]

[01:12] <Bob_GM> Mary's turn

[01:12] <Al_Dente> "Dont go pinning this shit on ME NOW!"

[01:12]  * Able_Tome looks at the sword, frowning "We can always go for non lethal, you know..."

[01:12]  * Hearth sighs "....what the hell happened after I left?"

[01:12] <Mary_ONette> "I don't kill for no reason... and I just did it out of impulse... for now we need to get you somewhere safe."

[01:12] <Boris_> "The usual"

[01:13] <Bob_GM> The goats are not going to go nonlethal on you.

[01:13] <Able_Tome> "You've ruined the chances for a diplomatic solution... *and* finding more information about the lands..."

[01:13] <Bob_GM> You have killed 5 of their brethren.  They will kill you.

[01:13] <Mary_ONette> "One of them started shit with the goats."

[01:13] <Bob_GM> Mariel is up

[01:13] <Able_Tome> [precisely]

[01:13]  * Hidden_Glimmer sighs "We are outnumbered, i'm not going to risk one of us getting hurt because we're pasifistic all of a sudden"

[01:13] <Mariel> !roll 1d20 for a goat being attacked

[01:13] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:13] <Mary_ONette> "And now that mess is going on."

[01:13] <Mariel> ....

[01:13]  * Al_Dente scoffs at Able. "Diplomatic..."

[01:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Besides that, we already killed a few of them, so why even bother stopping now?"

[01:13] <Bob_GM> Nope

[01:13] <Flip_Farbeak> "Aoyin threw the first punch"

[01:14] <Hearth> [Who is fighting right now?]

[01:14] <Bob_GM> Now.  GOAT ARMY GO!

[01:14]  * Able_Tome fumes at Al "Of course... don't you have a head for that?"

[01:14] <Boris_> [#BLAMEAOYIN]

[01:14] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 1 attacks Able

[01:14] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:14] <Mary_ONette> [I stopped]

[01:14] <Quicksilver> [if you dont all jump in now, the ones who stay will die]

[01:14] <Aoyin> [Come on Goatsy. FUKKIN HIT ME]

[01:14] <Able_Tome> "Who do you think they are? Guardians who do their work..."

[01:14] <Bob_GM> And misses

[01:14] <Al_Dente> "You want to reason with goats. Dont you have a head above that?"

[01:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not really)

[01:14] <Al_Dente> "Fucking. Goats."

[01:14] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 2 attacks Al

[01:14] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:14] <Quicksilver> [well you will Glimmer]

[01:14] <Al_Dente> "Stubborn as a goat ring a bell?"

[01:14] <Aoyin> [These rolls]

[01:14] <Quicksilver> [since you have like 2HP]

[01:14] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 3 attacks Hidden

[01:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ofc i will.)

[01:14]  * Able_Tome jumps away from the goat "Could have prevented this..."

[01:14] <Aoyin> [WAT]

[01:14] <Bob_GM> And it trips on itself!

[01:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> (And i have full hp, but whatever)

[01:15] <Able_Tome> "Reason? They are sentient, you moron!"

[01:15] <Bob_GM> It dies, as it was severely wounded!

[01:15] <Boris_> "Can we stop with the third degree already! Fuck, we're doing this and there's no going back!"

[01:15] <Al_Dente> "Well we'd also not be getting inside the tower."

[01:15] <Able_Tome> "Of course you want to reason with them,.."

[01:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 4 attacks Mariel

[01:15] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:15] <Flip_Farbeak> "Spoken like a true thicky, Boris."

[01:15] <Al_Dente> "You cant reason with people who dont have any sensibities or reason!"

[01:15] <Boris_> "Fuck off"

[01:15] <Aoyin> [I love how the pacific people came back after they got told they wouldn't get in the tower. Hue.]

[01:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 5 attacks Flip

[01:15] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[01:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:15] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Saw that quick? My presence is enough to kill them)

[01:15] <Rain_Drop> "You dumb fucks! whats wrong with you?"

[01:15] <Flip_Farbeak> [bob i said i left

[01:15] <Able_Tome> "Mmhm... especially you Dente... a bit of a hypocrite there, eh?"

[01:16] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 6 attacks Al

[01:16] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:16] <Mariel> [bob flip left]

[01:16] <Bob_GM> [You cam back.]

[01:16] <Bob_GM> [You talked to people in the fight IC...]

[01:16]  * Able_Tome looks at Rain and glares "What do you think?! Bloody damage control due to a trigger happy fuck up..."

[01:16] <Al_Dente> "Maybe.... Maybe."

[01:16] <Flip_Farbeak> [rats

[01:16] <Booze_Hound> "FLIP NO"

[01:16] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 7 attacks Boris

[01:16] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:16] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:16] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:16]  * Rain_Drop spots dead goats on the ground their life blood on the ground "What the fuck why are you trying to kill them then?"

[01:16] <Boris_> [Some people think they can outsmart me]

[01:16] <Mary_ONette> "Hearth we need to get you somewhere safe"

[01:17] <Boris_> [Maybe.. Maybe]

[01:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 8 blindly attacks Rain

[01:17] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:17]  * Boris_ is knocked back

[01:17]  * Rain_Drop ducks and edges around the crowd of pony and goats

[01:17] <Al_Dente> "Laadies need to run! NOW!"

[01:17] <Boris_> [I've yet t omeet one that can outsmart bullet]

[01:17]  * Hearth just stares at the scene disgusted and horrified

[01:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 9 blindly attacks Mary

[01:17] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:17] <Rain_Drop> "Fuck off Al!"

[01:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 10 attacks... Hearth...

[01:17] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:17] <Boris_> "Run or fight then!"

[01:17] <Booze_Hound> [what was the goat army inti?]

[01:17] <Bob_GM> Phew

[01:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 11 attacks Booze

[01:17] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:17]  * Mary_ONette stands in front of Hearth

[01:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:18]  * Hearth dodges the goat "Ah!  What the-?"

[01:18] <Rain_Drop> "Oh no you dont fucker!" Rain pulls on the goat attacking the Hearth

[01:18] <Al_Dente> "RUN DAMNIT!"

[01:18] <Able_Tome> "Because -otherwise- someone's going to kill one of our own... even if its fully deserved..."

[01:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 12 attacks Able

[01:18] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:18] <Able_Tome> "Oh, NOW you want to run!"

[01:18] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Mary, there are actual rules for defending http://pastebin.com/CSc7FBeM)

[01:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:18] <Rain_Drop> "Mary! Flip! Cover Hearth!"

[01:18] <Al_Dente> [[ no i mean the mares ]]

[01:18] <Bob_GM> Rain, Hearth, roll init

[01:18] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[01:18] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:18] <Hearth> !roll d20 init

[01:18] <Boris_> [Aww shit]

[01:18] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:18]  * Able_Tome winces as the goat's hoof hits him "Ghh.... come 'ere!"

[01:18] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[01:18] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:19] <Boris_> [Booze pls]

[01:19] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up

[01:19] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[01:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[01:19] <Booze_Hound> [what?]

[01:19] <Boris_> [HE DIDN'T SAY ROLL]

[01:19] <Bob_GM> [NO REROLLING INIT

[01:19] <Boris_> [ONLY HEARTH RAIN]

[01:19] <Bob_GM> [No penalty]

[01:19] <Booze_Hound> [wuck was reading doc]

[01:19] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 defend Hearth

[01:19] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[01:19] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We rolled init?)

[01:19] <Boris_> [Mary pls]

[01:19] <Booze_Hound> [no]

[01:19] == Mary_ONette [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[01:19] <Able_Tome> [oh]

[01:19]  * Hearth slowly backs up, taking a defensive action [+4 AC]

[01:19] <Bob_GM> I will be sticking with 1 init this combat.

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[01:20] <Able_Tome> [no init rerolls? Eh, sensible]

[01:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm ok with that)+

[01:20] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.

[01:20] <Al_Dente> [[ SO we didnt roll ]]

[01:20] <Bob_GM> Rain, you're up

[01:20] <Aoyin> [I'm still sitting here in front of this fucking goat, waiting to get panched]

[01:20] <Boris_> [We have same order?]

[01:20] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Shouldn't i start if we stick to the original inits?)

[01:20] <Able_Tome> [yeap, Boris]

[01:20] <Bob_GM> [Rain finishes off this round, I had them roll between themselves]

[01:20] <Able_Tome> [Dente had a nat 20]

[01:20] <Boris_> [Kay]

[01:20]  * Rain_Drop uses her hooves to bonk a goat on the head for nonlethal dmg!

[01:21] <Boris_> [Wat]

[01:21] <Bob_GM> Roll

[01:21] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[01:21] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:21] <Bob_GM> You miss!

[01:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>Going nonlethal when already blood flowed)

[01:21] <Al_Dente> [[ thats like bringing a taser to a gun fight ]]

[01:21] <Boris_> [Genius]

[01:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> (It's either them or us now)

[01:21] <Bob_GM> NEW ROUND.  Hidden goes first, then Al.

[01:21] <Rain_Drop> [not going to kill them Hidden]

[01:21]  * Able_Tome looks at Rain "Still a bit too many of them...", he sighs nervously...

[01:21] <Mariel> [and my init?]

[01:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 all out with poisoned sword

[01:21] <GameServ> 2, 16 == 18

[01:21] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

[01:21] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:22]  * Mary_ONette is defending Hearth "Hearth I need you to get somewhere safe. please."

[01:22] <Aoyin> [Rolling init or wat?]

[01:22] <Boris_> [No]

[01:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20

[01:22] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:22] <Able_Tome> [same order]

[01:22] <Rain_Drop> "Im not killing them Able!"

[01:22] <Boris_> [Order is now locked in place]

[01:22] <Booze_Hound> [use taser, take gun, use gun]

[01:22] <Aoyin> [K]

[01:22] <Mariel> [goddamn]

[01:22] <Bob_GM> The goat does not resist the poison

[01:22] <Flip_Farbeak> "Alright. I'm going now. Booze you best arrive at the inn alive."

[01:22]  * Flip_Farbeak leaves for the inn.

[01:22] <Rain_Drop> "Hidden you dumb idiot quite trying to kill them!"

[01:22] <Al_Dente> "They are going to try and kill us!"

[01:22]  * Able_Tome looks at Rain "Sure... but the moment their number will dwindle... gah...."

[01:22] <Bob_GM> [Roll poison damage?]

[01:22] <Al_Dente> "Were in this deep!"

[01:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> "Shut up rain, it's too late to go pacifist!"

[01:22] <Hidden_Glimmer> (1d3 iirc)

[01:22] <Rain_Drop> "Because everyone wouldnt calm the fuck down!"

[01:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3

[01:22] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:23] <Bob_GM> Welp.

[01:23] <Hidden_Glimmer> (nice)

[01:23] <Boris_> [DED]

[01:23] <Bob_GM> That goat is BARELY standing.

[01:23] <Able_Tome> "It's not... the moment their *number* will -dwindle-.."

[01:23] <Al_Dente> "Too late to go back! Think ahead!"

[01:23] <Bob_GM> Al is now up

[01:23] <Boris_> [DO the goats have any gear?]

[01:23] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for spear to face

[01:23] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[01:23] <Bob_GM> [Nope]

[01:23] <Boris_> [Melee masters I see]

[01:23] <Rain_Drop> "Al Stop!"

[01:23] <Bob_GM> Spear meets face

[01:23] <Aoyin> [They're like, goats. With nothing. And I wanted to prove a point, THEN EVERYONE WENT IN WITH BLADES]

[01:23] <Able_Tome> [^]

[01:23] <Bob_GM> ^

[01:23] <Al_Dente> [[ #shotsfired ]]

[01:24] <Able_Tome> [this is a disgusting massacre]

[01:24] <Bob_GM> Roll damage Al

[01:24] <Al_Dente> [[ violence gets met with more voilence, always ]]

[01:24] <Al_Dente> !roll d6

[01:24] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:24] <Flip_Farbeak> [able tome why dont you leave?]

[01:24] <Boris_> [Ao started it]

[01:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>tfw complete apathy for them being sentinent)

[01:24] <Bob_GM> [This session plays you as you play it]

[01:24] <Hidden_Glimmer> (A curse and a blessing)

[01:24] <Al_Dente> [[ Ao threw the first blow ]]

[01:24] <Able_Tome> [because others are there]

[01:24] <Al_Dente> [[ I was just throwing words ]]

[01:24] <Flip_Farbeak> [the others are thick.]

[01:24] <Bob_GM> Al finishes off the wounded goat!  It bleats in anguish.

[01:24] <Hearth> [[23:22] <Hearth> [>inb4 someone gets trigger happy and fucks everything up]]

[01:24] <Boris_> [I just wanted them to be good comrades]

[01:24] <Able_Tome> [thick or not, he was the one who discovered the tower]

[01:25] <Flip_Farbeak> [by slitting their throats boris?]

[01:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (COme on hearth, it was obvious this was going to happen)

[01:25] <Boris_> [#blameAo

[01:25] <Bob_GM> Hue Hearth

[01:25] <Al_Dente> [[ we really are that predictable ]]

[01:25] <Bob_GM> Able is up

[01:25] <Boris_> [Wait I was next]

[01:25] <Able_Tome> [how many goats are there atm?]

[01:25] <Rain_Drop> [I dont suppose I could knock Al or Hidden out could I?]

[01:25] <Bob_GM> [I have the order right here]

[01:25] <Al_Dente> [[ wat ]]

[01:25] <Aoyin> [I still didn't want to kill any. AND I HAVEN'T. NON-LETAHAL]

[01:25] <Boris_> [So you want usto die rain?]

[01:25] <Bob_GM> [10 goats remain]

[01:25] <Al_Dente> [[ i dun wan die because of a pacifist ]]

[01:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (You can try, rain, but my sword has also a word to say)

[01:25] <Mariel> [a lot of them remain]

[01:26] <Hearth> [Also, who can I see in the fight?]

[01:26] <Rain_Drop> [Well ffs we didnt have to kill them all!]

[01:26] <Mariel> [can we speed this up?]

[01:26] <Rain_Drop> [or anyof em!]

[01:26] <Bob_GM> [AOYIN YOU STRANGLED A GOAT TO DEATH AND DIDN'T DECLARE IT NONLETHAL]

[01:26] <Mariel> [we could take some prisioners and force them to give us milk]

[01:26] <Al_Dente> [[ Rain, do you want to get insie or not ]]

[01:26] <Aoyin> [FUCK]

[01:26] <Bob_GM> Able's turn is up

[01:26] <Al_Dente> [[ >DECIDES DIDNT WANT TO KILL AFTER THE FACT ]]

[01:26] <Booze_Hound> [metal as FUCK]

[01:26] <Al_Dente> [[ you a murder now ]]

[01:26] <Rain_Drop> [We didnt really need to now did we?"

[01:26] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 to coup de grâce the goat that is in most pain

[01:26] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[01:26] <Boris_> [Ao is Patrick Bateman]

[01:26] <Able_Tome> !roll d8

[01:26] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:26] <Al_Dente> [[ Classy Able ]]

[01:26] <Bob_GM> You couped his grace hard

[01:27] <Bob_GM> But not too hard.

[01:27] <Able_Tome> [well shit]

[01:27] <Bob_GM> Booze is up

[01:27] <Quicksilver> [you guys are fucking murderers]

[01:27] <Al_Dente> [[ I bet Ao was in the UFC in his previous life. Submissioning someone to death ]]

[01:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 molotov

[01:27] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[01:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20

[01:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:27] <Rain_Drop> "Booze stop with the fucking molotovs!"

[01:27] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Quick, please. Your a murderer yourself, iirc)

[01:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d6

[01:27] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[01:27] <Able_Tome> [No shit, Quick]

[01:28] <Al_Dente> [[ >hypocrites, everywhere ]]

[01:28] == PrettyPenny [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 192 seconds]

[01:28] <Able_Tome> [this is worse, Hid]

[01:28] <Boris_> [Al pls :( ]

[01:28] <Quicksilver> [why did you have to drag Rain along... sweet innocent Rain...]

[01:28] <Bob_GM> You hit one for 6 dmg!  It dies in flames, running, screaming for its mother

[01:28] <Able_Tome> [in the swamp we had self defence]

[01:28] <Mariel> [i still dont get how booze rolls work]

[01:28] <Al_Dente> [[ Why did all these people come? ]]

[01:28] <Booze_Hound> "it worked didn't it?!"

[01:28] <Rain_Drop> "BOOZE WHAT THE FUCK!"

[01:28] <Hearth> [;____;]

[01:28] <Al_Dente> [[ They chose on their own vallition ]]

[01:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (This is also self defence... of some sort!)

[01:28] <Al_Dente> [[ We didnt force people to come ]]

[01:28] <Flip_Farbeak> [booze when you get back to the bar im slapping you ic]

[01:28] <Bob_GM> Mary is up

[01:28] <Able_Tome> [>sort of]

[01:28] <Booze_Hound> [ya i deserve it]

[01:28] <Able_Tome> [its damage control]

[01:28] <Rain_Drop> [bullshit! you all keep attacking lethally!]

[01:28]  * Aoyin is too busy fuming at this GOD DAMNED GOAT IGNORING HIS CHALLENGE to notice the other flaming goat.

[01:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (IF whoever strangled that goat hadn'T started, this wouldn'T have ended this way, now let's end it atleast)

[01:29] <Hearth> [Cool, Booze is dead in my book now :/]

[01:29] <Mariel> [go mary]

[01:29] <Mary_ONette> [I'm defending Hearth]

[01:29] <Al_Dente> [[ Reward: PTSD ]]

[01:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Like i said rain, complete apathy for sentinent goats)

[01:29] <Al_Dente> [[ but at the cost of 1 soul ]]

[01:29] <Booze_Hound> [how would a molotov be non lethat?]

[01:29] <Bob_GM> Mmkay.

[01:29] <Bob_GM> Mariel is up

[01:29] <Boris_> [Achievement unlocked: Charlie, in the trees!]

[01:29] <Rain_Drop> [Stop throwing them???]

[01:30] <Mariel> !roll 1d20 to attack any goat being attacked

[01:30] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:30] <Mariel> ....

[01:30] <Al_Dente> [[ >non-lethal   >burn them ]]

[01:30] <Mariel> [my rolls suck today]

[01:30] <Bob_GM> opeN

[01:30] <Flip_Farbeak> [booze you've got a hoof dont you?]

[01:30] <Booze_Hound> [how would that make non lethat damage?]

[01:30] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up

[01:30] <Al_Dente> [[ thats what im saying ]]

[01:30] <Rain_Drop> [You dont throw it and instead use your damn hooves is what im saying!]

[01:30] <Booze_Hound> [i'm trying to kill them before they kill us]

[01:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (^)

[01:31] <Al_Dente> [[ I feel bad now, Rain is getting tainted with all this blood ]]

[01:31] <Bob_GM> The goats will kill you until they die.

[01:31] <Al_Dente> [[ Pls run ]]

[01:31] <Rain_Drop> [we dont have to kill them!]

[01:31] <Bob_GM> Just letting you know

[01:31] <Rain_Drop> [Knock them out yes!]

[01:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Quit it rain)

[01:31] <Booze_Hound> [i dont WANT to fight but i'm not letting these fuckers die]

[01:31] <Bob_GM> This is all your fault.

[01:31] <Al_Dente> [[ They wake up ina knock out ]]

[01:31] <Aoyin> [Can we get goin'? Bob pls...]

[01:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> (No one asks you to join the fight)

[01:31] <Aoyin> [Mar missed...]

[01:31] <Bob_GM> You may leave if you so desire

[01:31] <Bob_GM> But the goats will come after you

[01:32] <Bob_GM> You have killed their brothers

[01:32] <Al_Dente> [[ we cant have them attack the town ]]

[01:32]  * Hearth is fuming over the other pony's actions, taking note of who is in the fight, she then reluctantly addresses Mary through gritted teeth "...fine.  I'll go..."

[01:32] <Mariel> [haste this up!]

[01:32] <Hidden_Glimmer> (We are in a fight to the death now, there's nothing else to do)

[01:32] <Al_Dente> [[ we need to clean this up ]]

[01:32]  * Hearth starts to walk away

[01:32] <Bob_GM> So they will kill you

[01:32] <Al_Dente> [[ >mopup operations ]]

[01:32] <Bob_GM> Rain is up

[01:32] <Boris_> [What are you all talking about now]

[01:32]  * Mary_ONette follows Hearth while keeping an eye out

[01:32] <Booze_Hound> [if we leave then we bring this to the town]

[01:32] <Al_Dente> [[ exactly ]]

[01:32] <Al_Dente> [[ this ends here ]]

[01:33] <Bob_GM> Mary, Hearth, a goat will follow you should you leave.

[01:33] <Flip_Farbeak> [WOW ITS LIEK U GUIZE R HURROS]

[01:33] <Mary_ONette> "File stay here and cover us"

[01:33] <Al_Dente> [[ thats a great idea ]]

[01:33] <Al_Dente> [[ they attacked us ]]

[01:33] <Booze_Hound> [nope]

[01:33] <Flip_Farbeak> [pfft]

[01:33] <Al_Dente> [[ victors write history ]]

[01:33] <Booze_Hound> [we started it]

[01:34] <Bob_GM> [Holy cow, this psychological trauma]

[01:34]  * Rain_Drop grits her teeth before attacking a goat with her hoof nonlethally "Fuckers! Stop fighting!"

[01:34] <Bob_GM> Rain Drop is up

[01:34] <Mary_ONette> *File stays behind ready to defend*

[01:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not really)

[01:34] <Al_Dente> [[ im a bad person (.  .   ) ]]

[01:34] <Mariel> [fight already]

[01:34] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[01:34] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:34] <Bob_GM> Roll

[01:34] <Booze_Hound> [we all are now]

[01:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (They'Re just goats for me)

[01:34] <Bob_GM> Roll d4

[01:34] <Rain_Drop> !roll d4

[01:34] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:34] <Bob_GM> You really hurt an otherwise healthy goat.  It hates you.

[01:34] <Al_Dente> [[ >hate ]]

[01:34] <Bob_GM> 1 goat chases after Mary and Hearth

[01:35] <Rain_Drop> "Oh no you son of a bitch! Get back here!"

[01:35] <Bob_GM> It is badly hurt.

[01:35] <Al_Dente> "WE GOT A RUNNER!"

[01:35] <Flip_Farbeak> [You guys shouldn't have used the white phosphorus]

[01:35] <Mary_ONette> "File: your pursuit stops here"

[01:35] <Bob_GM> But first...

[01:35] <Booze_Hound> "someONE go after it"

[01:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (FLip pls... no...)

[01:35] <Lucy_with_popcorn> [Flip, mah nigga]

[01:35] <Bob_GM> 8 person Goat army GO

[01:35] <Al_Dente> [[ >not cluster bombs ]]

[01:35] <Mariel> [>people start running leaving wounded people fighting  other 7 goats]

[01:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I don't want those feels again)

[01:35] <Al_Dente> [[ Flip pls ]]

[01:35]  * Hearth turns to see the goat running and screams out "STOP!!!!  EVERYONE JUST STOP!"

[01:35] <Booze_Hound> [that game]

[01:35] <Boris_> [What the fuck I didn't get to go]

[01:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 1 attacks Rain

[01:35] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:35] <Able_Tome> "Knock it out!"

[01:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:36] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:36] <Booze_Hound> [WHAT HAVE I DONE?]

[01:36]  * Rain_Drop grunts in pain

[01:36] <Booze_Hound> [MY MOLOTOVS]

[01:36] <Mariel> [what are you bunch of retardts thinking!]

[01:36] <Al_Dente> [[ Booze your one of us ]]

[01:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 2 attacks Aoyin

[01:36] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:36] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:36] <Al_Dente> [[ clearly we werent ]]

[01:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 3 attacks Mariel

[01:36] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[01:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:36] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:36] <Booze_Hound> [we are so far past the line that the line is a fucking dot]

[01:36] <Mariel> "Augh!!"

[01:36]  * Aoyin flnches a little, "COME ON, YOU HIT LIKE A GIRL. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO PROTECT THIS TOWER LIKE THAT?"

[01:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 4 attacks Boris

[01:37] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[01:37] <Able_Tome> [wait, who ran away?]

[01:37] <Mariel> [Note that im on deadly condition....]

[01:37] <Mary_ONette> *File pursues the Goat*

[01:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 5 attacks Booze

[01:37] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[01:37] <Al_Dente> [[ Booze is like the voice of reason in the insane asylum ]]

[01:37] <Able_Tome> [HP, Mariel?]

[01:37] <Mariel> [4]

[01:37] <Boris_> [Why the fuck did you even come Mariel?]

[01:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> "This is no fight... I feel sorry for them"

[01:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 6 attacks Al

[01:37] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 7 attacks Rain

[01:37] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:37] <Al_Dente> "All these goats! Why cant we hold them!"

[01:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Runaway goat attacks Mary

[01:37] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:38]  * Able_Tome frowns at Hidden "I've urged you to stop and not join!"

[01:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:38] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:38] <Bob_GM> Hidden is up.

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[01:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 for another all out attack, especially painful for them, just to spite rain and quick

[01:38] <GameServ> 16, 2 == 18

[01:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

[01:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[01:38] <Al_Dente> [[

[01:38]  * Able_Tome exhales anxiously "Lets... lets just finish this up..."

[01:38] <Al_Dente> [[ >ULTRAVIOLENCE ]]

[01:39] <Bob_GM> You kill a goat in the coldest of blood.  Its blood splatters onto Rain and OOC Quick

[01:39] <Bob_GM> Al is up

[01:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Hue)

[01:39]  * Mary_ONette stops to face the goat "You're not passing. me you 1v1 goat man"

[01:39] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 to slice weakest goat's neck.

[01:39] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[01:39] <Bob_GM> You slice weakest comrade's neck

[01:40] <Boris_> [COMRADE NUUU]

[01:40] <PrettyPenny> [i love this]

[01:40] <Boris_> [I will sing for them]

[01:40] <Al_Dente> !roll d6

[01:40] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[01:40] <Hearth> "MARY!  STOP!  NO MORE BLOOD, PLEASE!"

[01:40] <Booze_Hound> [he was just following the five year plan]

[01:40] <Boris_> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs]

[01:40] <Bob_GM> You kill the weakest comrade.

[01:40] <Al_Dente> [[ Penny just in time for the blood bath ]]

[01:40] <Bob_GM> [hue Booze]

[01:40] <Mary_ONette> "I'm not gonna kill him. "

[01:40] <Bob_GM> Able is now up

[01:40]  * Able_Tome extracts a dart with knockout solution and throws it at the healthiest of goats

[01:40] <Rain_Drop> "Hidden Al I swear to god if you dont stop!"

[01:40] <Boris_> [Wait, why am I not going :( ]

[01:40] <Able_Tome> !roll d20

[01:40] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:41] <Able_Tome> [nope]

[01:41] <Aoyin> [Wait, what happened to my turn]

[01:41]  * Hidden_Glimmer ignores rais

[01:41] <Bob_GM> The goat shrugs it off, in blind rage

[01:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> *rain

[01:41] <PrettyPenny> [gettin real tired of your OP shit Able]

[01:41] <Bob_GM> Aoyin is up

[01:41] <Aoyin> [I thought I was before the goa- Oh]

[01:41] <Able_Tome> [dealwithit.jpg]

[01:41] <Boris_> [lel]

[01:41]  * Al_Dente is too focused on the fight to hear any cries of reason.

[01:41] <Aoyin> !roll d20 NONLETHAL GRAPPLE TIEM

[01:41] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[01:41] <Bob_GM> NO IT AIN'T

[01:41] <Al_Dente> [[ >go adventuran they said ]]

[01:41] <Bob_GM> Booze is up

[01:41] <Al_Dente> [[ >safe they said ]]

[01:41] <Boris_> [>Fun they said]

[01:42] <Mariel> [how many goeats left, 6?]

[01:42] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear attack

[01:42] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:42] <Bob_GM> [>Fun]

[01:42] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8

[01:42] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:42] <Bob_GM> It hits!

[01:42] <Bob_GM> It wounds!

[01:42] <Bob_GM> Boris is up

[01:42] <Boris_> [Can I all out]

[01:42] <Bob_GM> Sure

[01:42] <Mariel> [its 2d20-4]

[01:42] <Boris_> [Hmm]

[01:43] <Mariel> [up to you]

[01:43] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 bash a goat wit hhammer

[01:43] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:43] <Boris_> [nope]

[01:43] <Mariel> [shouldve gone all out]

[01:43] <Bob_GM> It is not hammer time.

[01:43] <Boris_> [Meh]

[01:43] <Booze_Hound> [don't waste it, they are weak]

[01:43] <Bob_GM> MAry is up

[01:43] <Al_Dente> [[ Boris isnt too legit to quit ]]

[01:43] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 sleeper hold

[01:43] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[01:43] <Al_Dente> [[ based mary ]]

[01:43] <Aoyin> [Damn nigga]

[01:44] <Hearth> [OH SHIT, BASED]

[01:44] <Bob_GM> Whoa

[01:44] <Mariel> [Prisioner yay!]

[01:44] <Bob_GM> Your hold is REALLY Strong

[01:44] <Al_Dente> [[ >implying well take him alive ]]

[01:44] <Bob_GM> ...

[01:44] <Bob_GM> SO strong...

[01:44] <Aoyin> [Oh god no]

[01:44] <Mariel> [lol]

[01:44] <Able_Tome> [perfect]

[01:44] <Mary_ONette> "relax just go to sleep"

[01:44] <Boris_> [She crushed his airway!]

[01:44] <Bob_GM> It chokes to death, relaxing in eternal slumber

[01:44] <Able_Tome> [...]

[01:44] <Boris_> [OH MEIN GOTT]

[01:44] <Al_Dente> "Remind me not to fuck with Mary anymore......"

[01:44] <Aoyin> [This fukkin' GM]

[01:44] <Rain_Drop> [...]

[01:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Haha)

[01:45] <Mariel> [critical win doesnt work like that lol]

[01:45] <Bob_GM> Mariel is up

[01:45] <Able_Tome> [itsbeautiful.jpg and tragic]

[01:45] <Booze_Hound> [she didn't say non lethal]

[01:45] <Hearth> [>death?]

[01:45] <Bob_GM> [I WRITE AS KEK PLEASES]

[01:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>death)

[01:45] <Mariel> !roll 1d20 to hit an attacked goat

[01:45] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:45] <Boris_> [Booze is right]

[01:45] <Al_Dente> [[ >sleeper hold ]]

[01:45] <Al_Dente> [[ >brain ded ]]

[01:45]  * Mary_ONette sheds tears "Sorry goat dude."

[01:45] <Bob_GM> You hit the attacked goat

[01:45] <Boris_> "Damn Mary!"

[01:45] <Mariel> !roll 1d8

[01:45] <Able_Tome> [Aye, correct Booze]

[01:45] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[01:45] <Mariel> [i use spear]

[01:45] <Bob_GM> You attack the attacked goat with another attck, killing it.

[01:45]  * Hearth stops a hoof on the ground, her whole body shaking "MARY!"

[01:46] <Bob_GM> Hearth is up

[01:46] <Rain_Drop> "Stop you fuckers Stop!"

[01:46] <Bob_GM> You all could have prevented this

[01:46] <Bob_GM> But it is too late

[01:46] <Al_Dente> [[ >tfw combatants are fine, spectators are the ones being traumatized ]]

[01:46] <Bob_GM> Much like the squirrels...

[01:46]  * Rain_Drop screams out at Al and Hidden

[01:46] <Al_Dente> [[ #bees ]]

[01:46]  * Hearth does nothing, seething in anger, frustration and disappointment

[01:46] <Mariel> [screw the goats, im on deadly]

[01:46]  * Mary_ONette is shedding tears of shame "I killed.... "

[01:46] <PrettyPenny> [I'm fine, I enjoy watching death.]

[01:46] <Bob_GM> [hue]

[01:46] <Hearth> [NEXT!]

[01:46] <Bob_GM> Rain is up

[01:46]  * Able_Tome clenches his teeth "Bloody. Perfect..."

[01:47] <Al_Dente> [[ how does the all out attack work for the mud pones? ]]

[01:47] <Aoyin> [HEARTH I AM SO SORRY]

[01:47] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'll wait for the PTSD)

[01:47] <Al_Dente> [[ is it still -4 or -2? ]]

[01:47] <Bob_GM> [I feel terrible right now...  But this is GM gold here]

[01:47] <Al_Dente> [[ Bawb pls ]]

[01:47] <Bob_GM> [-2 for Earth]

[01:47]  * Rain_Drop claims temporary insanity as she uses her hooves on Hidden for all out attack nonlethally

[01:47] <Al_Dente> [[ bawb thx ]]

[01:47] <Mariel> [all out attack is 2d20-4, -2 for earth ponies]

[01:47] <Bob_GM> [I just said that Mariel]

[01:48] <Mariel> [but i said it better]

[01:48] <Bob_GM> [k]

[01:48]  * Hearth 's face twinges, unable to decide whether to scold Mary or mourn the loss of another life

[01:48] <Boris_> [Wat]

[01:48] <Mariel> [roll already!]

[01:48] <Bob_GM> Goat army... Of 4...  GO!

[01:48] <Rain_Drop> ]!roll 2d20+-4

[01:48] <Bob_GM> AFTER AL

[01:48] <Bob_GM> *Rain

[01:48] <Al_Dente> [[ me first? ]]

[01:48] <Rain_Drop> !roll 2d20+-4

[01:48] <GameServ> (19, 3) + -4 == 18

[01:49] <Able_Tome> [hoe]

[01:49] <Able_Tome> [*ho]

[01:49] <Bob_GM> You hit once

[01:49] <Rain_Drop> !roll d4

[01:49] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:49] <Bob_GM> You injure a healthy goat.

[01:49] <Rain_Drop> [uh....]

[01:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (She attacked me)

[01:49] <Flip_Farbeak> [bobmeister how many goats are still alive?]

[01:49] <Able_Tome> [um]

[01:49] <Bob_GM> TEENAGE GOAT SQUAD GO

[01:49] <Mary_ONette> "File: mother...you had no choice... "

[01:49] <Rain_Drop> [Bob?]

[01:49] <Able_Tome> [the attack was on Hidden]

[01:49] <Hearth> ^

[01:49] <Bob_GM> [OH SHIT]

[01:50] <Rain_Drop> [yeah]

[01:50] <Boris_> [HOLD RAIN DOWN]

[01:50] <Bob_GM> [My computer lagged, terribly sorry.]

[01:50]  * Hidden_Glimmer ignores Rains attack completely. She's in a bloodrage.

[01:50] <Bob_GM> ...Hidden takes 3 HP of damage

[01:50] <Booze_Hound> [brb]

[01:50]  * Able_Tome glares at Rain, his blade immediately pointing at the pegasus "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, DROP?!"

[01:50] <Rain_Drop> "Stop you crazy bitch!"

[01:50] <Bob_GM> TEENAGE GOAT SQUAD GO

[01:50] <PrettyPenny> [Ho, GM gold thickens]

[01:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 1 attacks Rain

[01:50] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[01:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:50] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:50] <Rain_Drop> "She doesnt give a fuck shes killing people! Guh!"

[01:50] <Al_Dente> "GUYS THE GOATS!"

[01:50] <Al_Dente> "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!"

[01:51] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 2 attacks Mariel

[01:51] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[01:51] <Al_Dente> "THE FUCKING GOATS!"

[01:51] <Able_Tome> "I *am* going to *shank* your wings off if you'll do *that* again!"

[01:51] == Lucy_with_popcorn has changed nick to Lucyne_foods

[01:51] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:51] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[01:51] <Mariel> [tell me its a miss]

[01:51] <Rain_Drop> "Tell your fucked up girl friend to stop then!"

[01:51] <Mariel> [goddamn!]

[01:51] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Aww, that's nice that you would do that, Able. She's right though)

[01:51] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 3 attacks Prettypenny!  Lel jk it attacks Aoyin

[01:51] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:51] <Mariel> "UGH!!"

[01:51] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:51] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[01:51] <Aoyin> "YOU ALL HIT LIKE LITTLE BABBY!"

[01:52]  * Able_Tome 's left ear twitches erratically "Don't. Test. Me. Drop."

[01:52] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Goat 4 attacks Aoyin for that remark

[01:52] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:52] <Bob_GM> Nope

[01:52] <Bob_GM> Hidden is now up

[01:52]  * Able_Tome looks at the goats "Bloody hell."

[01:52] <Aoyin> "YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT ME! WHAT KIND OF GUARD ARE YOU?!"

[01:52]  * Hidden_Glimmer grins profusely as she charges the remaining goats with her sword

[01:52]  * Mary_ONette is crying over the goat she killed "I didn't mean to kill you... I'm sorry."

[01:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 for a bloodbath in my bloodrage

[01:52] <GameServ> 1, 14 == 15

[01:52] <Rain_Drop> "Hidden you fucker stop!"

[01:52] <Al_Dente> "SILENCE!"

[01:52] <Bob_GM> [#Blame Kek oh god]

[01:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

[01:52] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[01:53] <Boris_> "Fucking hell"

[01:53] <Able_Tome> "Shut up both of you... the deed is done."

[01:53] <Mariel> [im dying and everyone is doing stupid rolls cmon!]

[01:53] <Booze_Hound> [back]

[01:53] <Bob_GM> In your bloodrage you attack a goat once, managing to kill it as you stumble upon its corpse, taking fall damage

[01:53] <Able_Tome> "No way back... pfft, *humans*..."

[01:53] <Boris_> [Booze heyo]

[01:53] <Bob_GM> Al is back

[01:53] <Bob_GM> *Up

[01:53] <Bob_GM> Lel

[01:53] <Mariel> [how many goats left? 4?]

[01:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (4, i guess...)

[01:53] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*3)

[01:53] <Bob_GM> 3

[01:54] <Al_Dente> !roll 2d20-2 to violently jab into nearest 2 goats, total overkill.

[01:54] <GameServ> 4, 5 == 9

[01:54] <Rain_Drop> "Look at her Able! Shes in a blood rage! How long until she starts attakcing others huh?"

[01:54]  * Hearth slowly walks up to Mary and the goat, still very much conflicted.  She looks down at the now dead goat and sheds a few tears before looking up at Mary, upset, disturbed, and angry.

[01:54] <Bob_GM> You manage to just harmlessly boop them

[01:54] <Mariel> [stop wasting rolls man...]

[01:54] <Bob_GM> Able is up

[01:54] <Al_Dente> [[ thats my first all out ]]

[01:54] <PrettyPenny> [Hurry up and kill them before more drama happens.]

[01:54] <Bob_GM> [Mariel plz]

[01:55] <Bob_GM> [Welp, it seems like some people *are* going to find out what's inside the goat tower

[01:55] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 as Able extracts last of his darts with diluted knockout solutions and rushes towards the closest of goats, attempting to stab it with the needle

[01:55] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[01:55]  * Mary_ONette doesn't look at Hearth out of shame "Let me have it... I deserve it."

[01:55] <Al_Dente> [[ nothing is more frightening than a man with a needle running at you ]]

[01:55] <Al_Dente> [[ real talk ]]

[01:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20+4

[01:55] <GameServ> (7) + 4 == 11

[01:56] <Bob_GM> One goat is knocked out!

[01:56] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4

[01:56] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:56] <Booze_Hound> [you've never had a drunken man run at you with a full erection]

[01:56] <Able_Tome> [whew]

[01:56] <Bob_GM> For four turns!

[01:56] <Bob_GM> Booze is up

[01:56] <Al_Dente> [[ nope ]]

[01:56]  * Able_Tome glares back at Rain "Here! Just don't forget to prepare that rope of yours!"

[01:56] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear attack

[01:56] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[01:56] <Flip_Farbeak> [You've never had a group of ponies kill all your goat brethren one by one]

[01:56] <PrettyPenny> [based]

[01:56] <Booze_Hound> [d6 right?]

[01:56] <Bob_GM> AND BOY DO YOU SPEAR!

[01:57] <Rain_Drop> "Tha-Booze!"

[01:57] <Booze_Hound> [no 8]

[01:57] <Al_Dente> [[ we greek tragedy now ]]

[01:57] <Mariel> [in b4 1]

[01:57] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8

[01:57] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[01:57] <Bob_GM> You spear no expense as you stab the goat in the brain

[01:57]  * Hearth shakes her head side to side, still shedding tears, her voice becoming obviously distressed "Let you have it?  What do you expect me to do, Mary?"

[01:57] <Al_Dente> "Brutal Booze, fucking brutal."

[01:57] <Bob_GM> Aoyin is up

[01:57] <Bob_GM> 2 Goats remain

[01:57] <Mariel> [1 goat left]

[01:57]  * Able_Tome extracts the darts from the goat's body and puts it into his pocket "Not sure if... this is humane or not..."

[01:57] <Mariel> [2?]

[01:57] <Aoyin> !roll d20 pick a random goat and NONLETHALLY grapple it

[01:57] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[01:58] <Booze_Hound> [more metal than all of norway ]

[01:58] <Mariel> [1 is unconscious right?]

[01:58] <Able_Tome> [yes]

[01:58] <Bob_GM> ...You nonlethally grapple the unconscious goat

[01:58] <Able_Tome> [2 standing I assume]

[01:58] <Bob_GM> Congrats?

[01:58] <Al_Dente> [[ stair climbing music ]]

[01:58] <Hidden_Glimmer> (1 out of what, 18? Good job guys, hue)

[01:58] <Al_Dente> [[ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nx1nuq1Pt4  ]]

[01:58] <Aoyin> [Fucking shit I should have worded that better. Bob you fuck]

[01:58] <Al_Dente> [[ all that death and destruction ]]

[01:58] <Mariel> [we come back with.... MEAT]

[01:58] <Aoyin> "... Oh, he's asleep..." He gets back up

[01:58] <Mary_ONette> "Scold me... hit me... I don't care. I deserve it. I killed him...."

[01:59] <Bob_GM> Booze is up

[01:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 spear attack

[01:59] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[01:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8

[01:59] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[01:59] <Al_Dente> [[ all dis based booze ]]

[01:59]  * Able_Tome glances at Rain "Where's that rope?!"

[01:59] <PrettyPenny> [Damn, booze is one tough mofo]

[01:59] <Bob_GM> ...I'm going to say you attacked the unconscious goat.

[01:59]  * Rain_Drop pulls out her rope "Here!"

[01:59] <Bob_GM> Lel jk

[01:59] <Booze_Hound> [fighting with the furry of 1000 suns]

[01:59] <Boris_> [Bob sure likes his PTSD]

[01:59] <Al_Dente> [[ I enjoy Bob's daily dose ]]

[02:00] <Bob_GM> You severely wound the conscious goat

[02:00] <Bob_GM> [YOU CHOSE THIS PATH.]

[02:00] <Mariel> [why the unconscious one!]

[02:00] <Aoyin> [I was part of the non-PTSD masterrace]

[02:00] <Aoyin> [But now...]

[02:00]  * Rain_Drop walks over to the goat and ties it up

[02:00] <Al_Dente> [[ >was [[

[02:00] <Boris_> [You made the first blow]

[02:00]  * Able_Tome takes the unconscious goat and begins to pull it towards Rain

[02:00] <Boris_> [You could have prevented this]

[02:00] <Aoyin> [I meant to 1v1 that fagget]

[02:00] <Al_Dente> [[ Aoyin you could have stopped this ]]

[02:00] <Booze_Hound> [i didn't make first move]

[02:00] <Boris_> [Why didn't you stop it]

[02:00] <Aoyin> [I'm not the one that went in with spears]

[02:00] <Bob_GM> Mary is up

[02:00] <Al_Dente> [[ Do you think people really have the honor to try and 1v1 ]]

[02:00] <Boris_> [You fucking choked one out]

[02:00] <Al_Dente> [[ >fair fights ]]

[02:00] <Bob_GM> Mary and Hearth have effectively run from the battle

[02:00] <Able_Tome> "At least one... it's going to be painful for... his or her..."

[02:01] <Bob_GM> Mariel is up

[02:01] <Boris_> [Am I next?]

[02:01] <Aoyin> [HEY, I JUST KNOCKED THAT ONE OUT. See, he's still breathing.]

[02:01] <Rain_Drop> "This shouldnt have happened...."

[02:01] <Able_Tome> *him

[02:01] <Boris_> [*checks pulse*]

[02:01] <Mariel> !roll 1d20 to hit the conscious goat with the spear

[02:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[02:01] <Boris_> [He's dead, Jim

[02:01] <Mariel> ....

[02:01] <Mariel> [im gonna die]

[02:01] <Bob_GM> After Mariel, Boris

[02:01] <Bob_GM> You miss

[02:01] <Aoyin> [Stop lying, I checked it myself]

[02:01] <Hearth> "No, you don't...you've done a horrible thing, I'll give you that...but I refuse to punish you...that's NOT how I work...that's not what I do...I can tell you're genuinely sorry for what you did, and you should...but as long as you realized what you've done, I have no right to hurt you...what's done is done...now you must move on, and learn from it..."

[02:01] <Bob_GM> Boris is up

[02:01] <Al_Dente> [[ why arent the mares helping Mariel ]]

[02:01] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 BASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN

[02:01] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[02:02] <Al_Dente> [[ Or at least usher her to safety ]]

[02:02] <Bob_GM> YOU BASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN

[02:02] <PrettyPenny> [>implying these goats are a threat]

[02:02] <Boris_> !roll 1d6 [is hammer]

[02:02] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[02:02] <Bob_GM> He needed 1 point of damage to die anyway.

[02:02] <Flip_Farbeak> [So when the unconscious goats wake up, it's going to see it's family dead and it's sacred tower looted. Good effort.]

[02:02] <Boris_> [>Overkill]

[02:02] <Al_Dente> [[ FLip ]]

[02:02] <Bob_GM> The fight has ended

[02:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20+4

[02:02] <GameServ> (20) + 4 == 24

[02:02] <Aoyin> [Oh shit]

[02:02] <Boris_> [Wat]

[02:02]  * Hidden_Glimmer has a terrifying expression on her face. Wide torn eyes, a huge, insane grin and blood splattered everywhere

[02:02] <Boris_> [Nonononononononon]

[02:02] <Booze_Hound> [mega loot?]

[02:03] <Bob_GM> The goat wakes up, thrashing violently

[02:03] <Boris_> [Pls no more goats]

[02:03]  * Al_Dente looks at his bloodied hooves and wipes it on the nearest goat corpse.

[02:03]  * Mariel steps back

[02:03] <Rain_Drop> [I tied him up!]

[02:03] <Boris_> [Did you roll?]

[02:03]  * Mary_ONette slowly stand while is standing besides the body "You're... right... I'm going to bury this one. give him a proper grave."

[02:03]  * Aoyin looks around. "Good, good... We knocked them all out..." He doesn't seem to notice the blood.

[02:03] <Al_Dente> "Guys if that prisoner isnt going to be co-operitave. Its more of a risk than an asset."

[02:03] <Bob_GM> Rain, did you roll to tie him up on your turn?

[02:03] <Rain_Drop> [Bob didnt call for it!]

[02:03] <Mary_ONette> *File

[02:03] <Boris_> "Knocked them out?" *looking at the scene*

[02:03]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden "Simmer down..."

[02:03] <Bob_GM> Rain, it wasn't on your turn.

[02:03] <Mariel> [i wanna chop some bodies for meat]

[02:04] <Rain_Drop> [....fuuuuuuuck]

[02:04]  * Al_Dente trots over to the captured goat and eyes him harshly.

[02:04] <Aoyin> "Yeah, see?" He motions to the bodies, "They're all unconscious."

[02:04]  * Hearth breathes heavy trying her best to dissipate her apparent anger before addressing Mary "...Yes, let me help."

[02:04] <Bob_GM> The goat is thrashing about, staring at Rain and Able with bloodlust

[02:04]  * Boris_ looks at Ao with disbelief

[02:04] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20+-4

[02:04] <GameServ> (2, 7) + -4 == 5

[02:04] <Boris_> "Just look!"

[02:04]  * Hidden_Glimmer giggles light-hearted

[02:04]  * Boris_ holds the bashed head up

[02:04] <Able_Tome> "Dente, don't even fucking think about it."

[02:04] <Bob_GM> It misses both of them, but yells

[02:04]  * Mary_ONette starts digging at the ground

[02:05] <Boris_> "Fuck!"

[02:05] <Mariel> [bob, let me roll to chop some bodies]

[02:05] <Rain_Drop> "Back off Al."

[02:05]  * Al_Dente looks at Able. "What am I thinking." Looking back at the captive.

[02:05] <Aoyin> "I am looking!" He tilts his head, "Yeah? He's asleep, see?" Reaches out and shakes the goat's shoulder. "I don't see waht you're getting at."

[02:05] <Bob_GM> "I AM THE LAST OF MY CLAN... I WILL KILL YOU IN THEIR NAME."

[02:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So, could i attack it , or...?)

[02:05] <Bob_GM> Roll init

[02:05] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[02:05] <Aoyin> !roll d20

[02:05] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[02:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[02:05] <Bob_GM> Or just end it.

[02:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Why rll init again?)

[02:05] <Boris_> "Just... yeah sure, whatever"

[02:05] <Al_Dente> !roll d20

[02:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[02:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'll end it)

[02:05] <Flip_Farbeak> [>last of clan]

[02:05] <Mariel> [all of us?]

[02:05]  * Able_Tome looks at the gat "I... there's still the other dart..."

[02:05] <Flip_Farbeak> [ffffffffffuuuu]

[02:05] <Bob_GM> You know what fuck it, Hidden, roll

[02:05]  * Boris_ heads over to the tied up goat

[02:05] <Al_Dente> "Save the dart Able."

[02:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 for ending it

[02:05] <GameServ> 10, 1 == 11

[02:05] == Lucyne_foods has changed nick to Lucyne

[02:05] <Al_Dente> "We can do this the simple way."

[02:05] <Mariel> !roll 1d20

[02:05] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[02:05] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Damnit)

[02:05]  * Rain_Drop gets infront of hidden!

[02:06]  * Able_Tome glares at Hidden "Don't. Even. Thi-"

[02:06] <Bob_GM> The goat is prone, and is hit once.  Rain did not get in the way quick enough

[02:06] <Rain_Drop> "Fuck...off Hidden!"

[02:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d8

[02:06] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:06] <Boris_> [Ye he ded]

[02:06]  * Rain_Drop struggles holding the insane mare

[02:06] <Bob_GM> The goat dies

[02:06] <Mariel> [can i chop chunks now?]

[02:06]  * Able_Tome 's eye twitches at the scene

[02:06]  * Al_Dente looks at Hidden murder the captive, shock literally washing over his face. "WHAT THE FUCK!"

[02:06] <Rain_Drop> "GOD DAMNIT IT!"

[02:06] <Al_Dente> "YOU COULD HAVE BEAT HIM!"

[02:06] <Hidden_Glimmer> Her giggle slowly starts to turn into a quiet, maniac laughter

[02:06]  * Boris_ just stares

[02:06] <PrettyPenny> [More blood for the blood god.]

[02:06]  * Able_Tome is paralized

[02:07] <Boris_> "Jesus H"

[02:07]  * Al_Dente looks at the lifeless goat.

[02:07]  * Aoyin looks over, tilting his head. "What are you talking about? He's just..."

[02:07] <Mariel> "Well, now that its over, time to get some meat"

[02:07] <Flip_Farbeak> [http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/box_003/post_13/414056_9272441_lz.jpg]

[02:07] <Able_Tome> "I. Had. A. Dart."

[02:07]  * Rain_Drop points at Hidden "You see that? You FUCKIN see that Able!"

[02:07]  * Al_Dente sighs and shudders, going to the bodies and checking for loot.

[02:07] <Al_Dente> "That is too much for even me."

[02:07]  * Rain_Drop stops Al "What the hell are you doing?"

[02:07] <Bob_GM> The Goat Tower shines with a mysterious light... As if it beckons you to go forth to it

[02:07]  * Mary_ONette buries the goat she killed "you were a warrior for your clan."

[02:07]  * Hidden_Glimmer keeps staying infront of the dead goat, starring down at it with her insane expression

[02:07]  * Able_Tome looks at Hidden as his eye begins to twitch "You. Serious."

[02:07]  * Aoyin turns. "... Time to see what's in there..."

[02:07] <Boris_> [PTSD tiem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcky8knIPOo]

[02:07]  * Al_Dente doesnt look at Rain and just turns over the corpse. "Spoils of war."

[02:07] <Mariel> [bob do i roll 18d20 or how many bodies are good to chop?]

[02:08]  * Aoyin starts moving towards the tower. "It's good that we knocked them all out... Could have been a bloodshed..."

[02:08]  * Rain_Drop pushes Al over "Spoils of WAr!"

[02:08] <Boris_> "Al, please..."

[02:08] <Bob_GM> [The contents of the Goat Tower were decided hours ago]

[02:08]  * Hearth nods to Mary "Thank you..."

[02:08] <Rain_Drop> "SPOILS OF WAR!" Rain Roars at Al

[02:08] <Al_Dente> "Rain stop please."

[02:08] <Boris_> [I hope it's therapy]

[02:08] <Al_Dente> "I dont more blood on me."

[02:08] <Bob_GM> Mariel, you loot the bodies as you see fit.

[02:08] <Aoyin> [I can see where this is going, and I feel bad about it]

[02:08] <Boris_> "Rain stop!"

[02:08]  * Booze_Hound heavy breathing "will you all shut THE FUCK UP"

[02:08] <Rain_Drop> "YOU FUCKERS JUST KILLED PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKIN REASON!"

[02:08]  * Boris_ gets between them

[02:08] <Mariel> [fine, let me get 5 chunks of meat ok?]

[02:08]  * Able_Tome staggers towards Hidden and grabs her "You. Fucking. SERIOUS?!!"

[02:08] <Al_Dente> [[ she is atop of me Boris ]]

[02:08]  * Hearth sighs "Sounds like the fighting is over, dare we head back?"

[02:09] <Boris_> [o]

[02:09] <Lucyne> [>all dis moral ambivalence]

[02:09] <Flip_Farbeak> [best pTSD music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-s9LdQPXF4]

[02:09]  * Boris_ begisn pulling Rain off

[02:09] <Al_Dente> "Rain.... Ill ask once more. Get. Off. Of. Me."

[02:09] <PrettyPenny> [Chopping for goat meat. Mmm, mutton.]

[02:09] <Rain_Drop> "Just beacuse you just HAD to see what was in there!"

[02:09] <Boris_> "We fucked up, yeah..."

[02:09] <Al_Dente> [[ Mutton is lamb penny ]]

[02:09]  * Rain_Drop shrugs off boris

[02:09]  * Mariel chops the meat of the least beaten up goats

[02:09] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[02:09] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[02:09] <Boris_> "Rain!"

[02:09]  * Hidden_Glimmer ignores able, starring at the dead goat, not even blinking

[02:09]  * Mariel obtains Goat Meat 5x

[02:09] <Booze_Hound> "LOOK AT THIS" *points to bloody battle field* "ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS LOOT?"

[02:09] <Bob_GM> Able, Al, Aoyin, Booze, Boris, Hidden, Mariel and Mary are all allowed to enter the Goat Tower...  The rest are forbidden.

[02:09] <Al_Dente> "RAIN GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!"

[02:09]  * Aoyin mutters to himself. "We don't kill people... No no no... That's not what we do... We just knocked them all out... They're all asleep.."

[02:09] <Mariel> "h-h-hey guys.... wait for me!"

[02:09] <Bob_GM> Rain, do not roll out of turn please.

[02:09] <Mariel> "ugh!"

[02:10]  * Aoyin was already heading that way, and is probably at the stairs by this point

[02:10] <Hearth> [WHy no hearth?]

[02:10] <Rain_Drop> [sorry was rolling to resist Boris ]

[02:10]  * Hidden_Glimmer very slowly staggers towards the tower

[02:10]  * Mariel follows everyone to the tower barely standing

[02:10] <Flip_Farbeak> [>is this what rape feels like]

[02:10] <Bob_GM> [Think!]

[02:10]  * Able_Tome continues to glare at Hidden and walks into the tower

[02:10] <Bob_GM> Rather

[02:10] <Hearth> [Eh, nevermind]

[02:10]  * Al_Dente harshly pushes Rain and folls over onto his side.

[02:10] <Able_Tome> "Now. SHUT UP everyone!"

[02:10] <Al_Dente> "rolls* ]]

[02:10] <Boris_> "Rain, we fucked up... But bearing each other up won't change that fact"

[02:10] <Able_Tome> "Don't FUCKING touch anything."

[02:10]  * Rain_Drop lands on the ground before getting back up in a rage

[02:10] <Bob_GM> Everyone may enter the Goat Tower... Except Flip and Hearth

[02:10]  * Al_Dente gets to his hooves and retreives his spear.

[02:10]  * Aoyin starts leading everyone up the stairs, assuming everyone else was there

[02:10]  * Booze_Hound enters

[02:10] <Flip_Farbeak> [Bob I'm back at the inn you silly]

[02:10]  * Hidden_Glimmer enters

[02:11] <PrettyPenny> [>Able's not able to control his equine waifu]

[02:11]  * Al_Dente catches up and follows.

[02:11] <Aoyin> ~Or actually, he starts up the stairs either way]

[02:11]  * Mariel enters the tower

[02:11]  * Boris_ follows along behind Al

[02:11] <Bob_GM> You are still forbidden Flip~

[02:11] <Aoyin> [Niggas you need to go up the stairs]

[02:11]  * Hearth walks back to see the results of all the bloodshed, she's disgusted and slightly enraged

[02:11] <Al_Dente> "They fought hard, there has to be something important here."

[02:11]  * Mary_ONette silently follows Hearth

[02:11]  * Rain_Drop stares at the others walking up the stairs "Are you really going to fucking steal their treasure?"

[02:11] <Booze_Hound> "a secret"

[02:11] <Boris_> "Yeah"

[02:11] <Bob_GM> Now, allthose who went up the stairs and into the goat tower...

[02:11] <Flip_Farbeak> [inb4 goat nursery]

[02:11] <Rain_Drop> "Fucking really?"

[02:11] <Boris_> "Irt can't be in vain..."

[02:11] <Bob_GM> You see a staircase leading to the ground

[02:11]  * Able_Tome enters the tower "Shut up. And don't even think about touching anything in here."

[02:11] <Booze_Hound> "can be nothing at all"

[02:11]  * Mary_ONette starts digging graves for the other goats

[02:11] <Bob_GM> floor

[02:11] <Aoyin> "What..?"

[02:12]  * Hidden_Glimmer goes down the stairs

[02:12] <Rain_Drop> "So you slaughter a clan just for loot? WHY!"

[02:12]  * Booze_Hound walk down staircase

[02:12]  * Aoyin starts following it down. "Wonder what it is..."

[02:12]  * Able_Tome is fuming

[02:12] <Boris_> [Is it empty besides stairs?]

[02:12]  * Al_Dente walks down behind the two.

[02:12]  * Mariel follows slowly

[02:12]  * Able_Tome walks down the stairs

[02:12]  * Rain_Drop is mostly screaming at Al and Hidden mostly

[02:12]  * Boris_ follows

[02:12]  * Hidden_Glimmer is ignoring everyone

[02:12] <Bob_GM> Hidden and everyone who follows her find an object atop of a wooden pedestal...  If only someone had light in here...

[02:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> Not even acknowleding their existance right now

[02:12] <Al_Dente> "Anyone have a torch?"

[02:12] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20, damnit

[02:13] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[02:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> Light

[02:13]  * Hearth just watches the scene before her, unable to think of what to do right now

[02:13] <Boris_> "Anybody got a torch?"

[02:13]  * Able_Tome looks at the horn

[02:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> And nope

[02:13] <Able_Tome> !roll d20 for light spell

[02:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:13]  * Rain_Drop follows the clan killers and tomb raiders if only to yell at them some more

[02:13] <Al_Dente> "OHHHHH WAIT! I have a fire starter."

[02:13] <Booze_Hound> "no al"

[02:13] <Bob_GM> Hidden sputters

[02:13] <Bob_GM> Able sputters

[02:13] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 light spell

[02:13] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:13] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d4

[02:13] <Hearth> [Hearth has a torch, 2 in fact- OH WAIT!]

[02:13] <GameServ> 4, 1 == 5

[02:13] <Boris_> [fuck]

[02:13] <Aoyin> [Hey. I have batpone eyes]

[02:13] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Ouch)

[02:13] <Aoyin> [Can I see?]

[02:13]  * Able_Tome glares at the horn "Fuck this..."

[02:13] <Boris_> [Oh ye Aoyin]

[02:13] <Al_Dente> [[ >fire starter ]]

[02:13] <Bob_GM> Boris sputters

[02:13] <Mariel> "Ugh..."

[02:13] <Rain_Drop> [Was I allowed to enter the tower? Or did I get stopped by some kinda forcefield?]

[02:14] <Bob_GM> You may take the object and examine it outside.

[02:14]  * Al_Dente pulls out his fire starter and holds it up.

[02:14]  * Able_Tome comes closer to the pedestal

[02:14] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for illuminating sparks

[02:14] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[02:14] <Boris_> [>Take object[

[02:14]  * Hidden_Glimmer takes the object

[02:14] <Boris_> [Nonononononon]

[02:14] <Aoyin> [CAN I BOB?]

[02:14]  * Mary_ONette buries all of the goats silently still ashamed

[02:14] <Boris_> [No indiana jones shit]

[02:14] <Aoyin> [CAN I SEE WITH MY SUPERIOR EYES?]

[02:14] <Bob_GM> Nothing happens to Hidden.

[02:14] <Hearth> [23:12] <Al_Dente> [[ Male Mud Pone, spear, saddle bag, bottle of booze, rag ]]  Al pls, no godmodding

[02:14] <Al_Dente> [[ sry ]]

[02:14]  * Able_Tome comes closer to Hidden and drags the item out of her hooves

[02:14] <Bob_GM> Aoyin cannot see all too cleanly

[02:14] <Al_Dente> [[ retcons that ]]

[02:14] <Able_Tome> "Step away."

[02:14]  * Rain_Drop just stares in disgust as they enter the tower from the top of stairs before heading back down

[02:14] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20 to keep the object

[02:14] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[02:14] <Bob_GM> *Clearly

[02:15]  * Rain_Drop goes to help Mary muttering darkly to herself

[02:15] <Bob_GM> You hold the object

[02:15]  * Able_Tome grabs the item and turns away from Hidden, examining the object

[02:15] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I do? Ok...)

[02:15] <Booze_Hound> "let's take it out side"

[02:15] <Bob_GM> Rain is forbidden from entering the tower

[02:15] <Al_Dente> "Lets get back up the stairs into the light."

[02:15] <Able_Tome> "Good idea..."

[02:15]  * Hearth sighs before solemly helping Mary as well

[02:15] <Aoyin> "Able, even I can't see it... We need to take it outside]

[02:15] <Boris_> "Yeah..."

[02:15] <Aoyin> *"

[02:15]  * Al_Dente starts going back up the stairs, slowly feeling his way along the steps

[02:15]  * Boris_ trots up the stairs

[02:16] <Boris_> [slowly]

[02:16] <Al_Dente> [[ safety first ]]

[02:16]  * Able_Tome nods and begins walking back up, putting the item into the saddlebag first

[02:16]  * Aoyin starts walking up, panting softly after a very short time

[02:16]  * Hidden_Glimmer goes back upstairs, still looking on the ground with her torn eyes

[02:16]  * Mariel goes back halfway as sees everyone is coming back

[02:16] <Bob_GM> The object...

[02:16] <Boris_> [Please be something that makes this all worth it]

[02:16] <Rain_Drop> "Fuckin murdering...think its a game....gonna kick....stupid.....ass mother fucker bithc cunt ass hole lint licking fart sniffing fumble finger cajones miodiea!"

[02:16]  * Able_Tome returns back into the light

[02:16] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 useless]

[02:16] <Bob_GM> The one thing these goats have been protecting for millenia...

[02:16]  * Boris_ observes intently

[02:16]  * Rain_Drop mutters as she digs into the ground

[02:16]  * Able_Tome takes the object back from the saddlebag and examines it

[02:16]  * Al_Dente has his hopes built.

[02:16] <Flip_Farbeak> [incoming lel]

[02:16] <Boris_> [Bob you bastard]

[02:17] <Al_Dente> "ARE WE RICH?!"

[02:17]  * Hearth sighs "I hear ya, Rain, I hear ya..."

[02:17] <Bob_GM> The one thing thcaese goats to lose their lives

[02:17] <Boris_> [Master ruseman psl]

[02:17] <Al_Dente> "ARE WE FAMOUS?!"

[02:17] <Able_Tome> "So what do we have here..."

[02:17] <Bob_GM> *That caused

[02:17] <Boris_> "Please, just have it be worth it"

[02:17]  * Able_Tome narrows his eyes looking at the -...

[02:17] <Al_Dente> "WERE THOSE NEARLY 20 LIVES WORTH IT!"

[02:17] <Bob_GM> The one thing that inspired you to begin a massacre...

[02:17]  * Al_Dente shuts up and waits in silence for the climax.

[02:17] <Boris_> [Bob pls]

[02:17] <Bob_GM> You want to know what it is?

[02:17]  * Aoyin just wanted to 1v1 him m8...

[02:17] <Mary_ONette> "hey Rain..."

[02:17]  * Rain_Drop finishes digging one hole with her dagger, its a make shift grave that is only three feet deep before she drags a goat over into the hole....

[02:17] <Boris_> [FUCK]

[02:17] <Booze_Hound> [completely useless ]

[02:18] <Bob_GM> A jar of FUCKING dirt.  

[02:18] <Boris_> [Bob I swear]

[02:18] <Lucyne> [/me GM high fives Bob]

[02:18] <Bob_GM> HOWEVER

[02:18]  * Mary_ONette is still burying goats

[02:18] <Able_Tome> [ashes]

[02:18]  * Al_Dente face deflates instantly, his hopes crushed as he realizes it was for nothing.

[02:18] <Able_Tome> [of someone]

[02:18] <Bob_GM> There is something IN the dirt...

[02:18] <Able_Tome> [hmm, or not]

[02:18] <Al_Dente> "POUR IT OUT! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING INSIDE"!

[02:18] <Aoyin> "Hey... What is..."

[02:18]  * Rain_Drop grits her teeth as she starts another hole anger shining in her eyes

[02:18] <Boris_> "Open it up"

[02:18] <Al_Dente> "That cant be it!"

[02:18] <Al_Dente> "IT JUST CANT!"

[02:18]  * Able_Tome brings the jar closer to his eyes "Wait..."

[02:18] <Al_Dente> [[ >crushing guilt ]]

[02:18] <Bob_GM> Do you empty the jar?

[02:18] <Boris_> {YES}

[02:18] <Mariel> {yes}

[02:18] <Booze_Hound> [yes]

[02:18] <Al_Dente> [[ lawd yes ]]

[02:18] <Able_Tome> "Anyone has another jar?"

[02:19] <Bob_GM> Able sees fucking dirt.

[02:19] <Boris_> [INCOMING MAXIMUM LEL]

[02:19] <Al_Dente> "I have a rag."

[02:19] <Hearth> [HEARTH HAS ANOTHER JAR!  BUT WAUT!]

[02:19]  * Able_Tome looks at the group "Anyone? Container or anything?"

[02:19] <Able_Tome> "Good, take it out."

[02:19] <PrettyPenny> [Smash that jar on the ground.]

[02:19]  * Able_Tome slowly opens the jar

[02:19]  * Al_Dente reaches into his saddlebag and pulls out the rag. "We could fold the rag."

[02:19] <Aoyin> [Penny pls go]

[02:19] <Boris_> [No we don't know]

[02:19] <Rain_Drop> "Hearth...Mary...."

[02:19] <Booze_Hound> "do it with respect"

[02:19] <Able_Tome> "Put it on the floor."

[02:20]  * Al_Dente puts the rag out on the floor, pulling it totally flat.

[02:20] <Boris_> [Edge of my seat]

[02:20] <Mariel> [so there wasnt anything else inside the tower?]

[02:20]  * Able_Tome looks at the rag and begins to remove the dirt into it

[02:20]  * Rain_Drop shoves more ground away as she continues to dig

[02:20]  * Al_Dente sits on his haunches and watches intently.

[02:20]  * Hearth looks up at Rain, stopping her work and obviously sour from the whole situation "...yes...."

[02:20] <Hearth> ?"

[02:20] <Rain_Drop> "Im going to beat the shit out of Al and Hidden...."

[02:20]  * Able_Tome carefully leans the jar over as the dirt begins to pile up on the rag

[02:20] <Able_Tome> "So... lets see..."

[02:20]  * Boris_ closes his eyes, deep in thought

[02:20]  * Al_Dente puts his hoof out and lets the dirt flow over it.

[02:21]  * Rain_Drop states coldly as she begins to pull another goat into the new hole

[02:21]  * Booze_Hound watching closely

[02:21]  * Hearth sighs "...it's not what I'd do, but I won't stop you..."

[02:21] <Bob_GM> As Able does so, an ancient, browned piece of mystical parchment paper falls out onto the rag.  It reads, in perfect English...

[02:21] <Al_Dente> "HOLY. SHIT."

[02:21] <Bob_GM> "ur a faget"

[02:21] <Boris_> [>in perfect english]

[02:21] <Aoyin> [Oh shit]

[02:21] <Lucyne> [/me has a mighty GM giggle]

[02:21] <Able_Tome> "Wh--......"

[02:21] <Al_Dente> "Thats english...."

[02:21] <Boris_> [>MAXIMUM LEL]

[02:21] <Lucyne> [all of my kek]

[02:21] <Able_Tome> "STOP!"

[02:21] <Flip_Farbeak> [My sides have ascended from the mortal realm and now exist in a plane outside the veil of human understanding.]

[02:21] <Mariel> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[02:21] <Able_Tome> "NO ONE MOVES!"

[02:21] <Booze_Hound> !roll d100 for rage

[02:21] <GameServ> 22 == 22

[02:21]  * Boris_ opens his eyes and reads the paper

[02:21]  * Able_Tome 's pupils dilate

[02:21]  * PrettyPenny lels]

[02:21] <Al_Dente> "That penmenship is shit.... Its..... It has to be one of us...."

[02:21] <Aoyin> "....."

[02:22] <Boris_> "No. No, this isn't it"

[02:22] <Rain_Drop> "Did you see Hidden? She went fucking nuts!"

[02:22] <Aoyin> !roll d100 FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

[02:22] <GameServ> 31 == 31

[02:22]  * Boris_ shakes his head

[02:22] <Lucyne> ["Signed by: The GM Spirit" lel]

[02:22]  * Aoyin deflates. "What..."

[02:22]  * Able_Tome takes the parchment and tries to read it "What the...."

[02:22] <Al_Dente> "WHAT DOES IT SAY!"

[02:22] <Boris_> "This is all a bad dream"

[02:22] <Mariel> !roll 1d1000000 for an anon in the human world to he laughing his ass off of us at this very moment

[02:22] <GameServ> 75 == 75

[02:22] <Quicksilver> [hue]

[02:22]  * Rain_Drop says as she plunges her dagger into the ground once more to start another grave

[02:22] <Aoyin> "There's... There's no way... That has... That has to be coincidental... It has to be equestrian..."

[02:23]  * Boris_ sits down

[02:23] <Al_Dente> "READ IT! WHAT DOES IT SAY!"

[02:23] <Boris_> "Just, how?"

[02:23] <Booze_Hound> "i'm not even if i regret killing these fuckers now"

[02:23]  * Able_Tome reads the parchment

[02:23] <Al_Dente> "THIS IS REAL! WE JUST KILLED 20 SOMETHING GOATS AND THIS ISNT REAL!"

[02:23] <Mariel> "Well, that was.... interesting"

[02:23]  * Mary_ONette stands put looking at her hooves as they're stained with blood and dirt "the one time I regain my common sense."

[02:23]  * Al_Dente calms himself and exhales, saying flatly. "This is as real as it gets...."

[02:23] <Boris_> [Bob I swear to God m8]

[02:23] <Able_Tome> "..."

[02:24] <Lucyne> [/me is having such a giggle at all of you right now]

[02:24]  * Hearth sighs and sits down, defeated.  She takes her time before responding to Rain "...yeah...but when will the violence end?"

[02:24] <Boris_> [What the fuck is this]

[02:24]  * Aoyin laughs. "I was right all along! This is a dream, and you're all a part of my imagination!" He continues laughing, shaking his head as he starts to head down the outer stairs.

[02:24] <Booze_Hound> [really bob]

[02:24] <Boris_> [Seriosuly]

[02:24] <Bob_GM> A goat tower, protecting a secret for millenias.  Its followers, protecting it with their lives, for all their lives.  Its seekers, massacreing the followers just to get a peek.  And what you found... Was the dity, ugly truth.

[02:24] <Able_Tome> "Shut it, Ao."

[02:24] <Mariel> "...Able can you please lend me that jar?"

[02:24] <Bob_GM> ur a faget

[02:24] <PrettyPenny> [ooooo]

[02:24] <Rain_Drop> "It'll end once I beat the shit out of them and I'll let it go Hearth..."

[02:24] <Boris_> [I'm not even mad]

[02:24] <Al_Dente> "Able.... Let... Let me see what that thing says."

[02:24] <Lucyne> [I am close to tears from laughing right now}

[02:24] <Boris_> [I'm jusr disappointed in you all]

[02:24]  * Aoyin completely ignored Able, giggling as he heads down

[02:24]  * Rain_Drop drags another goat into the hole

[02:24] <Bob_GM> I hope you all enjoyed Bob's Wild Ride

[02:25] <Boris_> "This..."

[02:25] <Boris_> "Fuck it"

[02:25] <Mariel> "Able?"

[02:25] <Boris_> "I need a drink"

[02:25] <Bob_GM> It certainly was wild, no?

[02:25]  * Able_Tome stares at the parchment "No... seriosly..."

[02:25] <PrettyPenny> 9.5/10 "It's shit." - IGN]

[02:25]  * Al_Dente trots to Able's side and just stares at the parchment.

[02:25] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Thanks for finally letting me snap)

[02:25] <Boris_> [It was bullshit is what it was]

[02:25] <Able_Tome> "Take it... Mariel..."

[02:25] <Flip_Farbeak> [Bob you are not human

[02:25] <Quicksilver> [YOU ARE ALL MURDERERS]

[02:25] <Mariel> "Alright"

[02:25] <Quicksilver> [EVERY ONE OF YOU]

[02:25] <Able_Tome> "Wait... is that dirt or..."

[02:25] <Aoyin> [But srsly, what did it say?]

[02:25] <Boris_> "Al"

[02:25] <Lucyne> [Wonderful adventure! Lucyne stamp of approval]

[02:25] <Al_Dente> "Is......Is..........It......."

[02:25] <Aoyin> [Pls tell me you're trollan]

[02:25]  * Able_Tome looks at the dirt and tries to analyze it

[02:25]  * Booze_Hound goes to a burnt goat body "YOU DUMB GOAT BRAINED MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I'M HAPPY YOU CRIED LIKE A BITCH. YOU DIED FOR THIS?"

[02:25] <Able_Tome> [seriously]

[02:25] <Quicksilver> [MAY KEK HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR SOULS]

[02:25]  * Mariel obtains Jar 1x

[02:26] <Boris_> "Al please, lets' just go..."

[02:26] <Able_Tome> [FUKKEN SERIOUSLY?]

[02:26]  * Booze_Hound takes paper

[02:26]  * Al_Dente pulls out his spear and 180's right outside, going straight for the remaining unburried corpses.

[02:26] <Hidden_Glimmer> (What booze hound said)

[02:26] <Boris_> "Al!"

[02:26]  * Boris_ rusn after him

[02:26] <Bob_GM> From the very start, its contents were a piece of paper titled 'ur a faget'

[02:26] <Al_Dente> [[ any corpses left unburried? ]]

[02:26] <Lucyne> [ahahahhaahah]

[02:26] <Mary_ONette> [nope buried them all]

[02:26]  * Hearth continues sit and stare at the ground, deep in thought

[02:26] <Boris_> [I don't even feel like going on adventures anymore]

[02:26] <PrettyPenny> [Time to desecrate some goat graves for calling us fagets]

[02:27]  * Able_Tome examines the dirt "Dirt? Wh-..."

[02:27] <Boris_> [Just so I can avoid bullshit like this]

[02:27]  * Hidden_Glimmer just sits on her haunches, leaning on the tower, still looking like a psychopath

[02:27] <Bob_GM> Such is the life of an adventurer

[02:27]  * Able_Tome 's brains are about to fry

[02:27]  * Booze_Hound shaking with rage walks off to the inn

[02:27] <Mariel> {Is there still any unburied goat?]

[02:27] <Boris_> [Non]

[02:27]  * Rain_Drop continues to bury more of the goats....

[02:27]  * Al_Dente eyes dart around like a mad man, stopping and sitting on the blood stained grass. His hooves clutching his spear.

[02:27]  * Able_Tome falls back on his haunches "What the f-..."

[02:27]  * Mary_ONette is looking at the graves and silently walks off

[02:27]  * Boris_ reaches Al

[02:27] <Mariel> "Wait, rain"

[02:28] <Bob_GM> [Seriously.]

[02:28] <Boris_> "Al.."

[02:28] <PrettyPenny> [Important Question: is this non-canon?]

[02:28]  * Rain_Drop stares at Mari "What?"

[02:28] <Boris_> "Come on..."

[02:28] <Bob_GM> [You could have prevented this]

[02:28] <Al_Dente> "Boris im fine....."

[02:28]  * Mariel goes and takes some fur from a dead goat and puts it in the jar

[02:28] <Able_Tome> [wait]

[02:28] <Boris_> "Then coem with me"

[02:28] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I don't think so)

[02:28] <Al_Dente> "I just am thinking about what just happened. "

[02:28]  * Aoyin ends up walking within earshot of the ones doing the buring, still laughing, "Knew it, I knew it! No point, no point, haha~! Sleeping, nothing's real~! So much work, shouldn't'a bothered, haha~!"

[02:28] <Bob_GM> Oh Penny...  This IS canon

[02:28] <Al_Dente> "Please give me some time...."

[02:28] <Rain_Drop> "A-are you seriouse?"

[02:28] <Able_Tome> [...t-time spell?]

[02:28] <Lucyne> [Able pls]

[02:28] <Boris_> "Al... Please, come back"

[02:28] <Lucyne> [you are a cold murderer]

[02:28]  * Mary_ONette stops and glares at Aoyin

[02:28] <Boris_> "We can talk about this at the inn"

[02:28] <Mariel> "At least this will stay of them"

[02:28] <Able_Tome> [then how the fuck]

[02:29] <Lucyne> [and your girlfriend is a psycho]

[02:29]  * Al_Dente just waves Boris off and shakes his head. "I need to think Boris, please....."

[02:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Bob, i want a kill count! Who killed the most goats?)

[02:29] <Lucyne> [hue]

[02:29] <Rain_Drop> "Where is Hidden and Al"

[02:29] <Aoyin> [By that I meant Hearth, Mary, and them]

[02:29]  * Mariel goes and place the jar with a bit of goat fur back inside the goat tower

[02:29] <Aoyin> [Niggas hear me gigglin']

[02:29] <Al_Dente> [[ me and Boris are right at the foot of the staircase.]]

[02:29] <Al_Dente> [[ outside ]]

[02:29]  * Able_Tome closes his eyes and begins to rub his temples "No."

[02:29]  * Mariel decides to go back to the town

[02:29] <Bob_GM> [I'm so proud of my waifu :3]

[02:29]  * Boris_ gets closer 'Al, I won't let you stay out here alone'

[02:29]  * Hidden_Glimmer sits leaning against the tower

[02:29]  * Rain_Drop stares at the graves before hearing Al

[02:29] <Hidden_Glimmer> Still looking like a psychopath

[02:29]  * Rain_Drop turns to spot Hidden and Al

[02:30] <Bob_GM> You, by far Hidden

[02:30]  * Al_Dente holds his hoof out at Boris. "Please Boris, I just want to be left alone...."

[02:30] <PrettyPenny> [all this intrigue over a note saying 'yer a faget'. ]

[02:30] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Another murderhobo achievment, hue)

[02:30] <Al_Dente> "Im....Im trying to wrap my head around what just happened."

[02:30] <Hearth> [Well, you're going to hear ALLLLLLL about this when I get home, Bob\

[02:30]  * Rain_Drop has rage, pure distilled rage running through her verins....

[02:30] <Boris_> "As am I.."

[02:30] <Able_Tome> "I... I don-...ugh... Al..."

[02:30]  * Rain_Drop charges at Hidden screaming "WHY YOU FUCKIN BITCH! WHY!?"

[02:30] <Boris_> "Can we just... you still got the cajon?"

[02:31] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 nonlethal hoof punch\

[02:31] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:31] <Boris_> [>Is now lethal]

[02:31]  * Al_Dente sighs and taps his saddlebag.

[02:31]  * Mary_ONette finishes the last of the graves

[02:31]  * Rain_Drop misses

[02:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20 for all out counter attack nonlethal

[02:31] <GameServ> 2, 16 == 18

[02:31] <Al_Dente> "Silence is golden Boris, I feel numb right now..."

[02:31] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d4

[02:31] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:31]  * Rain_Drop is struck across the cheek

[02:31]  * Hearth looks up at Rain, her gut reaction is to call out and stop her, but she doesn't...she just stares

[02:31]  * Able_Tome 's eye twitches as he looks at the parchment again

[02:31] <Booze_Hound> [i took it]

[02:32] <Bob_GM> I'm sure this wasn't what you were expecting, but one thing is for sure.

[02:32]  * Al_Dente groans and goes back up the stairs, going back and trotting to Able's side.

[02:32]  * Hidden_Glimmer stares at rain, panting and slowly backing off

[02:32] <Lucyne> [Hey Able!]

[02:32] <Able_Tome> [out of my hooves?]

[02:32] <Mary_ONette> "you goats fought honorably.... I'm sorry it had to be this way."

[02:32] <Rain_Drop> "Is that what you want Btich!"

[02:32] <Boris_> "Al..." *grimacing*

[02:32] <Al_Dente> "What does it say again?"

[02:32] <Lucyne> [Waifu Fight!]

[02:32] <Bob_GM> I don't think any of you were prepared for how wild of a ride this was.

[02:32]  * Aoyin dances through the hoods, singing and laughing as he heads back to the town

[02:32] <Rain_Drop> !roll 2d20+-4 smack a bitch nonlethally

[02:32] <GameServ> (17, 7) + -4 == 20

[02:32] <Bob_GM> [Hearth stay out of it!]

[02:32] <Al_Dente> "Able can I see that for my own eyes?"

[02:32] <Boris_> [9/10 ruseman status]

[02:32] <Boris_> [2/10 human being]

[02:32] <Rain_Drop> !roll d4

[02:32] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:32]  * Hidden_Glimmer gets a strong punch in the face

[02:32] <Able_Tome> [Oi Booze, grapple roll applies]

[02:33] <Hearth> [Hearth is not in a state to do anything right now]

[02:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> Her expression doesn't change a bit

[02:33] <Bob_GM> [I-I-I don't feel terrible or anything right now... Though it wasn't ME who decided to murder those goats.]

[02:33] <Lucyne> [We are fighting a proxy war Able!]

[02:33]  * Able_Tome glances at Al "Ugh..."

[02:33]  * Boris_ slowly reaches Able and Al

[02:33] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 2d20

[02:33] <GameServ> 7, 4 == 11

[02:33] <Boris_> [It's all your fault Bob]

[02:33] <Al_Dente> "I need to see it Able..... I need to know with my own eyes...

[02:33] <Bob_GM> #BlameYOU

[02:33]  * Hidden_Glimmer swings wildly at rain in confusion, but only hits air

[02:33]  * Rain_Drop swerves from the psychotic mare

[02:33]  * Able_Tome passes the piece of paper to Al "Just... just g-give it back later..."

[02:33] <Boris_> [You made the adventure]

[02:33] == Mariel [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[02:33] <Boris_> [hue]

[02:33] <Rain_Drop> "Is that all!? IS THAT ALL!?"

[02:33] <Able_Tome> "I... ugh... "

[02:33]  * Al_Dente takes the parchment and holds it, his eyes glued to it as he tries to read it.

[02:33] <Lucyne> [>blaming the GM for PC fuckups]

[02:34] <Lucyne> [pls]

[02:34] <PrettyPenny> [Unless Rain adopts a killer's instinct, she'll never beat Hidden]

[02:34] <Al_Dente> [[ bob read it for meh pls ]]

[02:34] <Bob_GM> ^

[02:34] <Rain_Drop> !roll 2d20+-4 Punch Hiddne in the gut nonlethal

[02:34] <Boris_> [I wasn't the one that decide to fuck everybody over with that ending]

[02:34] <GameServ> (1, 5) + -4 == 2

[02:34]  * Al_Dente just stares at the writing and slowly mouths the words written upon it.

[02:34] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>1)

[02:34] <Quicksilver> [>going all out]

[02:34]  * Rain_Drop trips as she tries to punch Hidden

[02:34] <Quicksilver> [ever]

[02:34] <Quicksilver> [*sigh*]

[02:35]  * Able_Tome 's ear perks up as he hears a commotion somewhere down "W-What is going on out there..."

[02:35] <Mary_ONette> "stop fighting...."

[02:35]  * Hidden_Glimmer jumps at rain as she looses her balance

[02:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[02:35] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[02:35] <Boris_> [My question, why. Was it for lels, cause god damn this is all out slam jam]

[02:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d4

[02:35] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[02:35] <PrettyPenny> [Bob. Are you happy with yourself? This ending, even I thought it was laame.]

[02:35] <Lucyne> [Hidden missed]

[02:35] <Bob_GM> [I had no intentionsof you ACTUALLY making it into the Goat Tower... So I devised the worst possible thing to be included in the Tower... And the worst possible means to acquire it.

[02:35] <Lucyne> [Rain is pega]

[02:35] <Quicksilver> [also try not to hurt her too much Rain, she is kinda in a critical condition and shouldnt be Able to fight anyway]

[02:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Is she wearing armor?)

[02:35] <Lucyne> [Pegasus]

[02:35]  * Hearth just stares at the two go at eachother, wanting to do something but unable to decide whether it's right to let them fight or break it up

[02:35] <Rain_Drop> [nope just dodging]

[02:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yeah, AC 12)

[02:35] <Bob_GM> [The ending for making it into the Goat Tower was decided before the adventure was even planned.]

[02:35] <Lucyne> [You need to exceed AC for hit]

[02:35] <Boris_> [Then what the fuck did you want? A stupid walk to a tower and back?]

[02:35]  * Able_Tome rolls the rag with dirt together and looks at Al "Ugh... can I... take t-this one?"

[02:35] <Hidden_Glimmer> (And the debuff from her all out)

[02:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So she just has 10)

[02:36] <Lucyne> [Oh right]

[02:36] <Able_Tome> "I... need to see if the dirt is actually d-dirt..."

[02:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Duh!)

[02:36] <Lucyne> [You are right Hidden]

[02:36]  * Al_Dente starts laughing and just puts the parchment down to his side, laughing hysterically before he looks at Able.

[02:36] <Al_Dente> "Sure."

[02:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Not all PCs are stupid, hue)

[02:36] <Boris_> "Al?"

[02:36] <Quicksilver> [hidden where is your debuff for your ridiculous condition?]

[02:36]  * Rain_Drop grunts as she is smacked by Hidden

[02:36] <Quicksilver> [>bloodloss >neck wound >poison]

[02:36] <PrettyPenny> [Maybe..Silver did this. He planned this to troll u after his death]

[02:36] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Healed for the most part)

[02:36] <Lucyne> [Penny pls]

[02:36]  * Al_Dente looks at Boris with a dead expression.

[02:37] <Al_Dente> "Yes?"

[02:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (*cough*)

[02:37] <Boris_> "I need adrink"

[02:37]  * Able_Tome looks at Al and Boris "We... are... fagets..."

[02:37] <Quicksilver> [>healed for the most part]

[02:37] <Boris_> "All this..."

[02:37] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I'm a tough cookie :3)

[02:37] <Quicksilver> [its been like less than a day since you were 1HP]

[02:37]  * Al_Dente offers Able the parchment and pulls out the bottle of booze from his saddlebag.

[02:37] <Al_Dente> "Lets drink here...."

[02:37] <Lucyne> [Woah, top line Edgy]

[02:37] <Boris_> "It seems I can't keep my promise..."

[02:37]  * Able_Tome 's eye and left ear twitches "Bloody... shit cunt motherfuckers..."

[02:38]  * Able_Tome takes the parchment from Al and nods to him

[02:38]  * Al_Dente opens his bottle and pours some liquor on the ground. "I never thought...... It wasnt......."

[02:38]  * Rain_Drop falls down unconsciouse!

[02:38] <Bob_GM> [This game is tailored for the player specifically.  Each and every action the character makes affects the game.  The game plays you more than you play it...  I believe you've all learned a thing or two

[02:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> (at 7 hp?)

[02:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Nonlethal has a different dmg bar to lethal, iirc)

[02:38] <Boris_> [I did learn something Bob, thank you]

[02:38] <Rain_Drop> [lethal HP6/10 Nonlethal Hp 2/10]

[02:38] <Al_Dente> [[ pouring it out for Mr.Goat nigga ]]

[02:38]  * Able_Tome looks into the parchment again, ignoring the screams and commotion on the background

[02:38]  * Hearth stares at Rain as she goes down, but remains immobile and fairly expressionless

[02:38]  * Al_Dente puts his hoof on Able's shoulder and offers him the bottle.

[02:38] <Hidden_Glimmer> (>7. I'm stupid, but still, at 2 hp?)

[02:38] <Boris_> [That adventuring is bullshit]

[02:39] <Able_Tome> [Oi, Bob]

[02:39] <PrettyPenny> [Hidden, not so smart punching out a council member. u gun get it nao]

[02:39] <Lucyne> [Congrats Able]

[02:39] <Able_Tome> [so if we weren't fagets]

[02:39] <Lucyne> [Your waifu wins]

[02:39] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Oi, she started)

[02:39] <Al_Dente> "Take a drink, we need it..."

[02:39]  * Mary_ONette is silently crying while File is looking at the graves "File:...mammals."

[02:39] <Able_Tome> [then the result would've been different?]

[02:39] <Al_Dente> [[ let the deluisonal rationalization take hold people ]]

[02:39] <Rain_Drop> [well from what I understand if you lethal and nonlethal damage reaches 10 you get KO?]

[02:39] <Al_Dente> [[ just let it take hold ]]

[02:39] <Lucyne> [Yes Rain]

[02:40] <Bob_GM> [The only winning move was not to play]

[02:40]  * Able_Tome takes the bottle from Al "Spasibo..."

[02:40] <Rain_Drop> [Key then im KO then]

[02:40] <Lucyne> [Well you can roll to stay conscious I guess]

[02:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Huh)

[02:40] <Bob_GM> [Kidding, sorta]

[02:40] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 stay wake

[02:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[02:40] <Rain_Drop> [im awake then?]

[02:40] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Then i should be at 2 hp right now...)

[02:40]  * Able_Tome brings the bottle closer to him and dumps a swig into his throat before passing it back to Al

[02:40] <Lucyne> (Yep, need to reroll each round)

[02:41]  * Al_Dente takes the bottle back and just takes a massive chug, holding it out to boris as he coughs dryly.

[02:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (or? 6hp lethal, 6 nonlethal)

[02:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (??)

[02:41] <Bob_GM> [There was a way to sneak a peek inside the Goat Tower, but even the goats were never allowed to venture inside.  Its contents a mystery, even to them.[

[02:41] <Rain_Drop> [is that what you have on both?]

[02:41] <Al_Dente> "First time in my entire life that.....That I feel....."

[02:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Yep)

[02:41] <Lucyne> (Nig you down)

[02:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (On both dmg bars, 6 hp left)

[02:41] <Al_Dente> "I dont know what I feel...... I feel dead...."

[02:41] <Lucyne> (Both combined 10 or higher means knockout)

[02:41] <PrettyPenny> [they died for a stupid cause then. no sympathy]

[02:41] <Boris_> "Al"

[02:41] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Then id'd be just 8)

[02:42]  * Able_Tome coughs several times as he rolls the parchment "And Mariel have chopped up their meat... sentient meat mind that..."

[02:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I didnT' took 6 dmg, i HAVE 6 hp)

[02:42] <Lucyne> (Then you're good)

[02:42] <Boris_> "I think we're all getting to know that feeling"

[02:42] <Hidden_Glimmer> (So i took 8 dmg in total)

[02:42]  * Al_Dente offers Boris the bottle. "Able........"

[02:42]  * Boris_ takes the bottle staring at it

[02:42]  * Mary_ONette stands up "I don't kill for no reason.... I went against what I stood for."

[02:42] <Boris_> "I..."

[02:42] <Al_Dente> "Is that what being human comes to........."

[02:43]  * Al_Dente shudders violently.

[02:43] <Boris_> "I can't..."

[02:43]  * Able_Tome puts the bloody piece into his cloak "Certain diner's going to host some fucking sentient chop pieces..."

[02:43]  * Boris_ offers Al the bottle

[02:43]  * Hidden_Glimmer stays next to rain, starring down to her with her insane expression

[02:43]  * Al_Dente takes the bottle back and takes another massive swig, closing his eyes and he drinks.

[02:43]  * Able_Tome shifts his look at Al "We had an... opportunity."

[02:43]  * Hearth continues to stare at Rain and Hidden, unable to do anything else

[02:43] <Able_Tome> "But even then... this little piece of c-?!"

[02:44]  * Rain_Drop pants as she regains consciouness "Is shat all you got? BitCh!"

[02:44]  * Al_Dente sighs and wipes his lips, looking back at Able with a distressed look. "It may be grim but at least these exploits will be localized....... It.......They are going to find out arent they..."

[02:44]  * Hidden_Glimmer remains silent

[02:44] <Al_Dente> "Were fucking murderers arent we......."

[02:44]  * Rain_Drop swings at Hidden with her hoof in a sloppy attack

[02:44] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20

[02:44] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[02:45]  * Mary_ONette silently leaves

[02:45] <Boris_> "We're just base animals now..."

[02:45]  * Rain_Drop 's swing misses wide

[02:45] <Al_Dente> "We arent even animals Boris...."

[02:45] <Hidden_Glimmer> !roll 1d20

[02:45] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[02:45] <Boris_> "We've given up everything on thsi day"

[02:45]  * Rain_Drop leans to the side as Hidden attacjs

[02:45]  * Able_Tome stares at Al with an emotionless expression "The moment Equestrians hear about this... is the moment we loose much of our standings"

[02:45]  * Hidden_Glimmer misses her hit as rain barely jumps our of the way

[02:45] <Rain_Drop> !roll d20 awake

[02:45] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[02:45]  * Able_Tome 's eye twitches "They. Must. Not. Know."

[02:46] <Quicksilver> [for gods sake stop hitting each other]

[02:46]  * Al_Dente looks at Able with dead eyes. "This must not leave this tower...."

[02:46]  * Rain_Drop slumps down to the ground as everything fades to black

[02:46] <Quicksilver> [someone stop them for fucks sake]

[02:46] <Boris_> "Stop Mary and the others then..."

[02:46] <Al_Dente> "They will wipe us out knowing about the merciless nature of what was done today."

[02:46] <Boris_> "We'll keep mum, but will they?"

[02:46] <Al_Dente> "This is shit straight out of earth Boris. This is bad."

[02:46] <Hearth> [Sorry, just a weeeee bit devastated to do anything, Quick]

[02:46]  * Hidden_Glimmer takes a step closer to rain, nudging her

[02:46] <Al_Dente> "B.A.D"

[02:46]  * Able_Tome shakes his head "It ginnie is already out of the lamp, Al... we've made our wish."

[02:46] <PrettyPenny> [More lies to cover up stuff, the plot thickens.]

[02:47] <Rain_Drop> [IC I would be sooooooo damn pissed.....]

[02:47] <Rain_Drop> [aw fuck Lucy is so going to flip....]

[02:47] <Boris_> "Al"

[02:47] <Quicksilver> [too devistated to stop your INJURED friends beating the shit out of each other?]

[02:47]  * Able_Tome stands up, putting the rag with dirt on top of him "We'll need to oversee how this one goes."

[02:47]  * Rain_Drop is KO on the ground

[02:47] <Al_Dente> "Burn the tower? No, no that is too drastic..."

[02:47] <Al_Dente> "We need to spin this though..."

[02:47]  * Hidden_Glimmer picks Rain up on her back in a moment of sanity

[02:47] <Boris_> "Give me your hoof"

[02:47] <Able_Tome> "No. The tower stays... we'll reuse it."

[02:47] <Al_Dente> "It cant be this one sided and for nothing."

[02:47]  * Al_Dente takes Boris' hoof.

[02:48]  * Al_Dente claps his hooves and looks at Able. "I GOT AN IDEA!"

[02:48]  * Hearth stares at Rain, tears flow from her eyes but is still unable to move

[02:48] <Al_Dente> "Do you have some charcol or anything to write with?"

[02:48]  * Able_Tome begins to descend the tower, but stops "What's the idea?"

[02:49]  * Hidden_Glimmer notices Hearth, but looks away and starts to head towards the town

[02:49]  * Al_Dente starts to put smile manically, emoting writting down on paper "What would we really want to see on that note? We could have it."

[02:49] <Bob_GM> [Can someone please pastebin this???????]

[02:49]  * Boris_ looks at Al

[02:49] <PrettyPenny> your waifu should be on the job]

[02:49]  * Hearth just sits there and silently cries, doing nothing else

[02:49]  * Able_Tome looks back at Al "Hm... what, misinformation?"

[02:49] <Rain_Drop> [Hidden....where are you taking me?]

[02:49] <Boris_> "That... It should work"

[02:49] <Able_Tome> "Elaborate."

[02:49] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Guess it's off to the clinic then)

[02:50] <Aoyin> [So you guys know]

[02:50] <Aoyin> [They already showed off the parchment at the inn as well]

[02:50] <Boris_> [That life has no meaning?]

[02:50] <Boris_> [No...]

[02:50] <Hearth> [Eeyup, just waiting for it to completely wrap up]

[02:50] <Boris_> [No]

[02:50] <Hidden_Glimmer> (Though someone should take care of hearth, because i'm sure as hell are not able to right now)

[02:50] <Boris_> [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

[02:50] <Lucyne> [ALL THIS !!FUN!!]

[02:50] <Able_Tome> [>sshowed off the parchment]

[02:50] <Al_Dente> "It doesnt need to end this way for the town. That handwritting could be any of ours."

[02:50] <Able_Tome> [WTF IS THIS SHIT?!]

[02:50] <Boris_> [No bullshit]

[02:50] <Boris_> [Able has the paper]

[02:50] <Al_Dente> [[ were holding the parchment? ]]

[02:50] <Boris_> [GET OUT BULLSHIT]

[02:50] <PrettyPenny> [how do u show it off to every1 so fast?]

[02:50] <Boris_> [WE HAVE IT]

[02:51] <Aoyin> [Booze took it while you were stumped]

[02:51] <Able_Tome> [>implying Booze taken it from my hooves]

[02:51] <Aoyin> [Nothing was really said]

[02:51] <Able_Tome> [>no roll]

[02:51] <Aoyin> [Niggas didn't make a deal out of it, so no one cared]

[02:51] <Boris_> [Fuck]

[02:51] <Able_Tome> [the parchment was always in my hooves, dafaq]

[02:51] <Rain_Drop> [Ah hidden we going to the clinic channel now? Also who else is left That can take hearth home?]

[02:51] <Al_Dente> [[ well we have the real parchment. ]]

[02:51] <Al_Dente> [[ we still have the fucking jar ]]

[02:51] <Able_Tome> [the jar is with Mariel]

[02:51] <Al_Dente> [[ well shieeeeee ]]

[02:52]  * Hearth tilts foward from her sitting postion until her face is flush against the ground, tears still flowing from her face as she stifles a cry

[02:52] <Rain_Drop> [Mari took goat fur and put it in the tower...]

[02:52] <Boris_> [Great]

[02:52] <Hidden_Glimmer> (I think atleast able's left, and we're going to clinic now. Just gimme a moment)

[02:52]  * Able_Tome shakes his head and continues to descend "Lets... get back home."

[02:52] <Boris_> "Lets"

[02:52]  * Boris_ stands up

[02:52]  * Al_Dente groans and follows Able, finish the rest of the liquor and tossing the bottle against the wall.

[02:52] <Rain_Drop> [dont forget HEarth~!]

[02:52] <Boris_> "Al, I think we're gonna need more than that..."

[02:52] <Bob_GM> [You better not]

[02:53] <Hearth> [Welp...]

[02:53] <Al_Dente> "I think im done drinking tonight Boris."

[02:53] <Al_Dente> "I need a cold shower....."

[02:53] <Boris_> "I understand..."

[02:54]  * Al_Dente stops at the bottom of the stairs and looks at Hearth, hesitating before slowly approaching her.

[02:54] <Boris_> "Al, give me your hoof"

[02:54]  * Boris_ follows intently

[02:54] <Al_Dente> "Hearth......"

[02:54]  * Hearth can't stop herself as she starts to cry out audibly, face still in the dirt

[02:54]  * Boris_ looks to Hearth

[02:55]  * Al_Dente stops next to Hearth and slowly goes to his haunches, hesitating before patting her shoulder.

[02:55] <Boris_> [Bob broke his girl, gg no re]

[02:55] <Al_Dente> "Please Hearth, this is no place for you to stay."

[02:55] <Al_Dente> "Let us leave this place."

[02:56]  * Hearth doesn't react and just continues to cry, letting the tears fall from her face and onto the ground

[02:56] == Booze_Hound [[email protected]] has left #FourCannonPnP []

[02:56]  * Al_Dente gently nudges Hearth and tries to pull her onto her hooves. "Please Hearth."

[02:56] <Al_Dente> "Dont linger in this place of death."

[02:57]  * Hearth doesn't offer any help or resistance

[02:57]  * Al_Dente looks away and pulls Hearth to her hooves, slowly ushering her away from the tower and back towards the town. "Boris help me...."

[02:57] <Boris_> "Of course..."

[02:58]  * Boris_ takes Hearth's hoof on his shoulder and leads her away back to town

[02:58]  * Hearth takes a few steps before stubling back to the ground under her own weight

[02:58] <Hearth> stumbling*

[02:58]  * Boris_ looks back to Hearth, grimacing

[02:58] <Al_Dente> "Boris help me get her up, well carry her literally."

[02:58] <Boris_> "Put her on my back"

[02:59] <Boris_> "I'll take her"

[02:59] <Al_Dente> "I cant carry."

[02:59]  * Al_Dente pulls Hearth upwards and tries to get her hoof over his shoulder.

[02:59] <Al_Dente> "Boris do the same."

[02:59]  * Boris_ follwos suit

[02:59]  * Al_Dente shuffles for a good position and slowly sets off, trying to keep it in rhythm.

[03:00]  * Hearth lets herself be lifted up and lazily drags her back legs, trying to walk as best she can in her state

[03:00] <Al_Dente> "Were dropping here straight off at the clinic."

[03:00] == Bob_GM has changed nick to Bob

[03:00]  * Boris_ nods

[03:00]  * Al_Dente and Boris slowly make their ways to the clinic, trying to be accomidating to Hearth.

[03:01] <Al_Dente> [[ >transition to clinic ]]