Title:           Bob's Recovery
Author:          Hearth_Fire
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/8fEsHSvc
First Edit:      Friday 5th of July 2013 04:08:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of July 2013 04:08:57 AM CDT

[02:06]  * Liven_Up drunkilly stammers in. "Alright what's the problem here?"
[02:06] == CompoundLift [webchat@14-200-160-60.static.tpgi.com.au] has joined #FourCannon-clinic
[02:06] <Silver_Tongue> "I dunno but he's close to death"
[02:07] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20 to Id problem
[02:07] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[02:07]  * Liven_Up puts his head to Bob's chest and listens.
[02:07] <CompoundLift> "his pulse is faint"
[02:07] <Liven_Up> !roll d20 to hear
[02:07] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[02:08] <Silver_Tongue> (Bob you here?)
[02:08] <Liven_Up> "His breathing is faint but there... just like his pulse. Starting CPR."
[02:08] == Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
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[02:08] <Silver_Tongue> (Bob what's wrong with you?)
[02:08] <Bob> [>Implying I'll give it away]
[02:08]  * Hearth_Fire watches nervously
[02:08] <Bob> [Also don't forget that med buff fucker]
[02:09] <CompoundLift> "the hell are you doing?!? dont give him CPR, youll kill him!"
[02:09] <Liven_Up> "I know that."
[02:09] <Liven_Up> !roll d20+3 to diagnose
[02:09] <GameServ> (6) + 3 == 9
[02:09] <Silver_Tongue> !roll d20+3 to mouth to mouth Bob
[02:09] <GameServ> (11) + 3 == 14
[02:10] <CompoundLift> "what the hell are you diong, hes breathing and has a pulse he dosn't need mouth to mouth""
[02:10] <Bob> [Silver that doesn't apply to you bro.  +3 vocational, +1 IRL experience]
[02:10] <Silver_Tongue> Oh well it's still plus one, thank you Boy Scouts for CPR training
[02:11] <Silver_Tongue> "I don't know Compound I'm panicking"
[02:11] <CompoundLift> "puo him in the recovery position and give him oxygen"
[02:11]  * Liven_Up rolls Bob on his side and begins mouth to mouth.
[02:12] <Liven_Up> !roll d20+4
[02:12] <GameServ> (16) + 4 == 20
[02:12]  * Bob sputters "WAUGH"
[02:12]  * Bob looks around
[02:12] <CompoundLift> "you might also want to give him an IV of 5 percent glucose"
[02:12] <Hearth_Fire> "BOB!"
[02:12] <Bob> "Augh...
[02:12] <Bob> "Guys, I just swam like a bazillion miles... I'm fine..."
[02:12] <Silver_Tongue> "Bob are you okay? Can you speak?"
[02:13]  * Bob nods "Extremely exhausted, though...
[02:13] <Bob> "Cap'n... And Green..."
[02:13] <CompoundLift> "god dammit guys"
[02:13] <Silver_Tongue> "Where are the others?"
[02:13] <Liven_Up> "Implying we have IVs." He goes and sits at his deck.
[02:13]  * Bob smiles "They're okay!  Not sure though... Was swimming really frantically.."
[02:14] <Hearth_Fire> "Were they with you?"
[02:14] <Silver_Tongue> "Where are they?"
[02:14] <Bob> "They're in these... cave channel things next to the river."
[02:14] <CompoundLift> "you still dont perform mouth to mouth and CPR on a BREATHING PATIENT!"
[02:14] <Bob> "You want me to give the whole story?"
[02:14]  * Bob wipes mouth "Blech"
[02:15] <Hearth_Fire> "Wait, next to this river?  Are they nearby!?"
[02:15] <CompoundLift> "its like you where trying to kill him"
[02:15] <Silver_Tongue> "Yes bob please tell us"
[02:15] <Bob> "Relatively... Reallllllyy far away from here though!"
[02:15] <Liven_Up> "Silver, that vodka. Get it now."
[02:15] <Bob> "Well, I woke up in this big cave thing, and was reallly groggy"
[02:16]  * Hearth_Fire listens intently
[02:16] <Bob> "I found some awesome glowing coral!"
[02:16] <CompoundLift> "is that for you or bob? cause he needs water"
[02:16]  * Bob looks sad "But I lost it"
[02:16] <Silver_Tongue> "get it yourself Liven"
[02:16] <Bob> "And then I walked, and found Greensleeves unconscious with two seapones!"
[02:16] <Liven_Up> "Well Bob's fine. I'm going back to the Inn."
[02:17]  * Bob looks sad "What, you don't want to know what happened Liven?"
[02:17] <Hearth_Fire> "Liven's not in the bst of moods right now"
[02:17] <Liven_Up> "Not really. I just want a drink."
[02:17] <Silver_Tongue> "Livens pussy"
[02:17] <Silver_Tongue> *pissy
[02:17] <CompoundLift> "he's not friends with any of us"
[02:17]  * Bob continues, a bit downtrodden [hue]
[02:18]  * Liven_Up leaves and heads back to the inn.
[02:18] <Bob> "Once the seapone left, I got Green sleeves and we kinda flipped our shit fir a bit"
[02:18] <Bob> "Then walked... hid from the seaponies... and eventually found Cap'n and Carol and.. What was the other one?"
[02:19] <Silver_Tongue> "Was Green doing what I think he was doing?"
[02:19]  * Bob looks puzzled
[02:20] <Bob> "I forgot.  Anyways, Green and I waited till the seaponies left, and found a drunk Cap'n!  We went to where we thought the entrance was, and learned some shit"
[02:20] <Bob> "Like, the seaponies really aren't bad guys, guys!  They just... I dunno.  Want the D?"
[02:20] <Hearth_Fire> "...what?  Really?"
[02:21] <Silver_Tongue> ""They want Cher don't they?"
[02:21] <Bob> "Aanyways, I snapped Cap'n out of his stupor and he kinda explained  how he was concerned about Carol"
[02:21] <Bob> "They didn't say anything about Cheren!"
[02:22] <Silver_Tongue> Carol?"
[02:22] <Silver_Tongue> "Who's that?"
[02:22] <CompoundLift> "how come evertyhing seems to want the d?"
[02:23] <Bob> "And... thenMrSlitherschasedusandweflippedourshitandCarolwasmadatCap'nandweallbookeditceptIswamfartherandfoundmyselfontherivershoreandswamlikeabajillionmilestowalkintotheinnandthencollapsedexhaustedandthenwokeupbyagrosslimykiss
[02:23]  * Hearth_Fire shrugs "Estrus?"
[02:23] <Silver_Tongue> "Because I'm willing to give it"
[02:23]  * Bob catches his breath
[02:24] <Bob> "Carol!  Cap'ns pseudo-GF Seapone, duh!"
[02:24] <Silver_Tongue> "Never heard of her"
[02:24]  * CompoundLift laughs
[02:24] <Hearth_Fire> "...again, what?"
[02:24] <Bob> "Ummm nevermind.
[02:25] <CompoundLift> "girlfriend seapone, OF COURSE!"
[02:25] <Bob> "What I'm trying to say is that the SeaPonies aren't bad!  And I only saw two of them!  And Ithink Mr. Slithers is their pet and I think if we treat the seaponies right everthing will be peachy-keen!
[02:25] <Silver_Tongue> "Bob tell the town this tomorrow so we don't kill an innocent race if seawhores"
[02:26]  * Bob frowns "But I'm soooo tired..."
[02:26]  * Hearth_Fire lets out a sigh of releif "Glad to hear it, Bob"
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[02:26] <Bob> "Okay.  You guys can too though, right?"
[02:26] <Bob> [Fuck you too Recon]
[02:26] <Hearth_Fire> "Oh, sure, I'm willing to spread the word"
[02:26]  * Bob smiles at Hearth
[02:26]  * Hearth_Fire smiles back
[02:27] <Bob> "Hey.. you all weren't here just for me, right?"
[02:27] <Hearth_Fire> "Clinic here or Inn here?"
[02:27] <Silver_Tongue> "I was, your my bro Bob"
[02:27] <Bob> "Clinic!"
[02:27]  * Bob cocked his head
[02:27] <Bob> "I was in the Inn?
[02:28] <Silver_Tongue> Yeah you wandered inn and passed our"
[02:28] <CompoundLift> "we carried you here"
[02:28] <Bob> "Th-thanks, Silver.  Means a lot to me, even if I drugged you!"
[02:28] <Bob> "You guys...."
[02:28]  * Bob starts to tear up a bit
[02:28] <Bob> !roll 1d20 for hugbox
[02:28] <GameServ> 9 == 9
[02:28] <Silver_Tongue> "Was nothin Bob, just you looking out for me"
[02:28] <CompoundLift> "are we gonna group hug?"
[02:29]  * Silver_Tongue gives bob a hugy
[02:29] <Silver_Tongue> "Group hug!"
[02:29] <Hearth_Fire> "Oh Bob" *returns bobs hug*
[02:29]  * Bob smiles, and falls asleep in the group hug
[02:29]  * CompoundLift jumps on silver and bob "im gettin in on this"
[02:29] <Hearth_Fire> "Well, he wasn't kidding about how tired he was"
[02:29] <Silver_Tongue> "Heh nighty night bob"