Title:           Ferret King OP
Author:          Hawkeye88
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NPaWJK3F
First Edit:      Sunday 23rd of October 2016 03:31:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 23rd of October 2016 03:31:27 PM CDT

Fapples, unimpressed with your praise
Truly the Ferret Prince in the immovable object
No manner of friendship or magic will save the ponies from his judgement
He is guarded by six immortal hussars, each seated on an armored and chained Element of Harmony
He sits upon a throne of gold and bone, the remains of his enemies joined by the gold of their treasuries
In one hand he holds the Keys to the Kingdom of Heaven
In the other the keys to the Pits of Sodomy
All hail
His Feral Majesty
Fapman, the Ferret King
 
>Ferret King Tales for Old and Young.
>Hello there! We're a group of friends who want to sacrafice our lives to write down the never ending glory of the Ferret King and tales that includes him even in the slightest of ways.
Just throwing this out there, on the heels of my little Ferret King deal...
 
>Derpy and Doctor Whooves accidentally open a series of portals that suck random ponies into the Realm of the Ferret King.
>Celestia sends the Mane 6 to recover them.
>They disappear.
>Celestia, Luna and Cadence go to investigate in person.
>All the Ferret King wants is a bunch of purely arbitrary side-quest bullshit done.
>One per prisoner (so 6 plus however many ponies fell through the initial portals)
>They turn out to have wildly variable difficulties, and soon discover that failure often leads to servitude (Hence the Mane 6)
>The three royals spend many many many short stories trying to free the prisoners (and occasionally each other) by going on ridiculous quests.