Title:           Pianon in Equestria - Oneshot!
Author:          HateBit
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First Edit:      Friday 21st of September 2012 03:48:45 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 21st of September 2012 03:48:45 AM CDT

>Day 4:4 in Equestria.
>You're preparing for one of the biggest days in your life.
>Taking deep breaths, you walk out onto the stage.
>In front of you lies a grand piano in miniature.
>P0nies had pretty much everything humans had back home, but smaller and magic.
>When you first saw a piano here in horseland, you were surprised, to say the least.
>How could a p0ny play with hooves, even with their strange hoof grasping magic abilities?
>Turns out, not many p0nies could, but gryphons, Minotaurs and some dragons had the ability.
>P0nies were very musical, by nature, but their piano concertos were rather... disappointing.
>Any creature in Equestria with the equipment to play piano had eight fingers, or fewer depending on the species.
>Spike had shown himself to be quite a dapper hand at the instrument, but when you displayed your skill on the ivories to Twilight she was completely blown away.
>It was then that she set this up, a performance for the princesses!
>Before arriving in Equestria, you were a Youtube sensation with a couple of junior piano awards under your belt.
>But here?
>You perform for ROYALTY.
 
>One last adjustment to the silken collar of the fine suit Rarity made you, and you turn to your rather small audience.
>You give a curt bow, and clear your throat.
"Thank you all for the wonderful opportunity you have given me to play for you today," >you say, "I would like to dedicate my first song to the fair princess of the night, Luna. It is a song originating from a famous composer of my world, Ludwig Van Beethoven. This is his Piano Sonata number 14 in C-sharp minor, known colloquially as the Moonlight Sonata."
>You flip your coattails back and sit down in front of the piano.
>You had insisted that Rarity include coattails on your suit, you always wanted to do that.
>The two princesses and few p0nies in the audience clop their hooves together politely as you rest your fingers on the keys.
>Now for the moment of truth.
>You had spent a bit of time practicing before this performance to get used to the small keys of p0ny pianos, but it wasn't too hard.
>Part of your Youtube popularity had come from performing difficult classical works on toy keyboards after all.
>You take a deep breath and begin.
 
http://youtu.be/4Tr0otuiQuU
>First movement, easy shit.
>You knew this song would be perfect for the occasion.
>You play dramatically, the sound of the piano is rich and soothing.
>Stealing a glance at your crowd you see Luna has her eyes closed, relaxed.
>She seems to be enjoying it, you think.
>You sway with the music, wanting to give a worthy performance.
>Playing with the dynamics a bit, you start off on the quieter side, and increase the volume as you play.
>This is the kind of music that even some p0nies could play, despite how beautiful it may sound.
>But you chose this particular song for a very good reason, and as you near the second movement, that reason is growing closer with every note.
>You start in on the second movement, and play a bit more forcefully than you normally might.
>Hitting the notes with a bit of flair, you emphasize the upbeat parts.
>The audience is listening politely, but you can tell they aren't especially impressed.
>As planned of course.
>You're certain Spike could play this part with little practice.
>He's pretty good, after all.
>But shit is about to get very real, very soon.
 
http://youtu.be/352qLWqKN-U
>Moonlight Sonata, Third Movement.
>Difficulty level: asian.
>You fucking got this.
>Now is the time to break it the fuck down.
>This is the song that won you your first ever piano competition.
>You know it like the back of your magnificent human hand.
>Spike can go fuck himself now, ain't nothing in all of p0ny Earth that can play this bit of music.
>Ten fingers and damn good with them, you give these p0nies a show they will not soon forget.
>You jam as much passion as you possibly can into the rapid notes.
>You're playing especially quick right now as well, the small keyboard actually helps you here.
>Miraculously, you avoid mashing any keys as you play, your fingers dancing across the instrument with unbridled finesse.
>This is easily your best song, you could play it with your eyes closed.
>In fact, you decide to do just that.
>You lift your head to clearly show this ability off, moving it in time with the music.
>As you wrap up the song, you hit the last chords with as much gusto as you can, pounding the piano with enough strength to splinter wood.
>You stand and take your bow, stunned silence greeting your ears.
>A quick survey of the p0nies in the audience reveals more than a few of them gawking at you.
>Heh, and you're only getting starte...
>Oh god what is Luna doing, she's flying directly at you, what.
 
>The dark blue princess collides with you abruptly, knocking you to the hard wooden floor.
>You cry out in pain, and are silenced by her lips meeting your own.
"Wai-"
>She stops your exclamation before it can even leave your mouth.
>"Oh Anon!"
>You're rather stunned, you don't even put up any resistance.
>Not that you really want to, this is kind of a good thing really, a princess is all over you.
>On a stage. In public.
>Okay yeah, maybe not perfect.
>You look to the small audience before you hoping for some help.
>AJ and Fluttershy are walking out of the amphitheater.
>"C'mon Fluttershy, let's give tha two of 'em some privacy."
>Rainbow Dash is blushing furiously, sitting at the edge of her seat watching you intently.
>A blue aura forms around you and you feel an almighty rip.
>Holy fuck, Luna is tearing your clothes off and it hurts like fuck.
>"Well I never! Harumph!"
>You turn to see an offended Rarity storm out as well, head held high.
>She probably doesn't even care about the sex, the torn clothes are most likely the only reason she would leave.
>You're stiff as a rock, this was pretty hot.
>"So much! Passion! I must! Have it!" Luna shouts in between kisses.
>She begins to rut you right then and there, in plain view of the remaining few p0nies of the audience.
>As you begin to lose yourself in the pleasure of royal poontang, your eyes scan the seats once more and find princess Celestia telling a shocked looking Twilight Sparkle,
>"Well my apprentice, you were right. This Anonymous really DOES know how to put on a show!"
 
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