Title:           Tulpa Seals/ Internet tough guy
Author:          Hanyuutesting
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/i2JMhwM6
First Edit:      Wednesday 13th of February 2013 01:04:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Monday 29th of June 2015 02:06:49 PM CDT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shig? I’ll have you know I graduated in my class in dota 2, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret ganks on top lane, and I have over 3 confirmed kills. I am trained in jungle warfare and I’m the top chaos knight in the entire radiant team. You are nothing to me but just another feeder. I will wipe you the fuck out with stuns the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over all chat? Think again, scrub. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of invoker across the map and your map is being mined right now so you better prepare for the storm, shiggit. The storm spirit that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven ways, and that’s just with my bare horse. Not only am I extensively trained in unfarmed combat, but I have access to my battlefury and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your- Some scrub (Phantom Lancer) has just pwnd NLD (Chaos Knight)'s head for 209 gold!
 
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faggot? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tulpamancing, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on /x/, and I have over 300 logged hours. I am trained in imposition and I’m the top poster in tulpa.info. You are nothing to me but just another shitposter. I will wipe you the fuck out with thoughts the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my Jackie Chan tulpa and your post is being reported, so you better prepare for the shitstorm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your internet. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can >rape you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare mind. Not only am I extensively trained in tulpa warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /mlp/ administrators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little egger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn faggot. I will force shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking, kiddo.