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Vidalia Packet Sniffing (Browser Aromatic Aspirations)

By: Hand-Made on Apr 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.74 KB  |  hits: 184  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Finally! What took you so long? It's nearly sunrise!"
  2. >Windows Eight, your OS filly, said after opening the front door to your house.
  3. >Her face formed into an adorably annoyed scrunch while her technicolor eyes snapped once.
  4. >"R-relax, Winnie. I h-had to take three different trains to get here; made sure I wasn't followed."
  5. >The mysterious guest stood at your doorway, eerily backlit in the moon's light.
  6. >"Sigh...but Tor, you live right down the street!"
  7. >"Who told you where I live? Are you tracking this?!"
  8. >She leaned in, whispering in a nervous shout as her eyes glanced around the interior of your home.
  9. >"YOU did! Today at the park when we set this whole thing up! DOS, don't tell me your forgot..."
  10. >Winnie slapped her face with a hoof, shaking her head.
  11. >"Oh...yeah...I can get a little anxious sometimes, hehe..."
  12. >Tor said with a nerdy chuckle and a slight blush of embarrassment.
  13. >"Whatever,"
  14. >Winnie rolled her eyes.
  15. >"Just come inside! I got all the goods ready, and you gotta experience it before he wakes up and sees 'em gone or finds you here!"
  16. >"Oh! R-right. I'm so lucky to have a foal-friend like you to help me get to do all this fun stuff!"
  17. >Tor smiled politely and happily trotted inside...but not before cautiously glancing over her shoulder one more time.
  18. >Winnie shut the door, allowing the dim fireflylight to once again seep through the room as the pair made their way towards your modest accommodations.
  19. >There, lain out atop the cushions of your reading room sofa, was three pairs of your boxers with noticeably different levels of soil and sweat.
  20. >"Here they are,"
  21. >Windows Eight stated as she waved her hoof proudly over her collection of your undies.
  22. >"Don't they just look awesome?"
  23. >She beamed proudly, her tiny unicorn horn sparking in a light-gray hue.
  24. >"W-Wow...I've never got to see a guy's underpants before..."
  25. >Tor mumbled as her blush grew, scraping her hoof gently against the floor while hiding slightly behind her mane.
  26. >"Yeah they're pretty sexy alright, but then again, they don't come from just any colt... they're from MY human!"
  27. >Winnie nodded once.
  28. >"Besides, if you think just looking at them is cool,"
  29. >She whispered, grinning devilishly at Tor.
  30. >"Just wait until you smell them."
  31. >"S-s-smell them?!"
  32. >Tor stammered with shock.
  33. >She certainly wasn't expecting such a treat; to sniff her distant crush's underwear.
  34. >Winnie nodded, picking up the first clean, laundered pair of polyester boxers gently in her dainty hoof.
  35. >"Yeah! I'll walk you through it. Just take it easy, try not to make much noise, and enjoy."
  36. >She said, her voice cracking as Winnie raised your boxers to her nose before taking a big, long whiff.
  37. >She smiled cutely as Tor looked on anxiously, waiting for her verdict.
  38. >"See, these are fresh and soft...just washed, really."
  39. >Winnie stated for her friend as if a museum lecturer.
  40. >" You can see how stretchy and fun they are..."
  41. >She pulls the elastic, snapping them softly and eliciting an adorkable giggle from Tor.
  42. >Windows Eight handed them to her friend, who took them with a nervous hoof.
  43. >"W-wow, they're so soft,"
  44. >Tor whispered before taking a dainty sniff.
  45. >"And they smell like fresh lemon!"
  46. >She smiled happily, sitting on the floor next to Eight who simply nodded her head.
  47. >"Yup! Anon does all his own laundry with fresh, natural stuff. Keeps them fresher."
  48. >Winnie stated, taking the clean boxers and laying them back on the couch.
  49. >Tor's former anxious expression was nearly melted away now, as she felt much more comfy in the dimly lit room.
  50. >She came out more from behind her mane.
  51.  >"This next pair is a bit more interesting."
  52. >Winnie said, her naughty grin returning as she lifted the next sample.
  53. >"These are his swimming boxers. He wears them whenever we go to the beach; he hasn't washed these trunks lately..."
  54. >She brings them to her snout, opening them by the drawstring and taking a much longer sniff than before.
  55. >Tor watched in fascination, just happy to be taught by the young foal.
  56. >"Ahh..."
  57. >Windows Eight sighed, pulling her head and horn from the depths of your swimming trunks.
  58. >She handed them to her friend.
  59. >"Can you just imagine the scene? Anon's hot body, laying in the sun as birds chirp overhead...sweating and swimming in those shorts as he and I play in the water..."
  60. >A small blush grew over Winnie's face.
  61. >"Oh my...h-he is dreamy..."
  62. >Tor mumbled, not hesitating to take her turn sniffing your trunks.
  63. >She closed her eyes as the heavenly scent of saltwater and brine mixed with your masculinity flooded her nostrils.
  64. >Tor couldn't hold back lightly blushing herself, feeing slightly and surprisingly quickly warm and bothered.
  65. >"See? I knew you'd like it. Admit it Tor, you like sniffing Anon's underwear, don't you?"
  66. >"Uh-huh..."
  67. >Tor mumbled, her blush expanding as she scrunched your trunks against her  snout now with both forehooves.
  68. >Lost in her own dirty thoughts, she didn't notice Eight even picking up the next pair of boxers.
  69. >Winnie's blush only grew, lifting up the third and final set with both hooves in slow reverence.
  70. >"This next pair is the crown of them all,"
  71. >Winnie began, staring hungrily at them.
  72. >Tor paused for a moment, opening one eye to watch her friend.
  73. >"They're extra-dirty with his musk. He wore them just yesterday...all day..."
  74. >She brought them close to her nose, already smelling the powerful odor emanating from the polyester.
  75. >"They're also his favorite kind. Synthetic, moisture-wicking, and perfect for exercise and a long day's work."
  76. >Tor 's eyes, both open now, became fixated on your soiled trousers as her blush remained.
  77. >Her ears perked forward in anticipation for more descriptions.
  78. >"I knew he was wearing these yesterday when I peeked on him changing after his shower."
  79. >Winnie grinned evilly, inching your boxers ever closer.
  80. >"He exercised all day, did some woodworking in the hot sun, and then in the afternoon, after lunch, I had him chase me around the yard. Oh how we rolled around..."
  81. >Unable to withstand your aroma, Winnie shoved her snout right into the crotch of your boxers, taking a long, hard sniff.
  82. >She shuddered almost violently as the smell washed over her lust-filled mind.
  83. >"W-what's that slot in the front for?"
  84. >Tor stammered, her nervousness returning as she caught a slight whiff of your scent.
  85. >Unconsciously, she had begun shuffling herself slightly against the floor.
  86. >"This?"
  87. >Winnie squeaked and pointed with a hoof to your crotch area.
  88. >"This is where he keeps his thick, hefty cable. You know what the best part is?"
  89. >Windows Eight asked, her voice nearly a whisper as her own arousal became more and more apparent.
  90. >Tor simply shook her head, eager to hear more and have her turn.
  91. >"I leaned against his door...I think my coltfriend might have took care of a little 'business' last night in these, too..."
  92. >Winnie's tiny tongue flopped out of her mouth and slowly licked along your boxer slit.
  93. >A dainty moan escaped from her lips as she tasted your musk.
  94. >Sitting against the floor, a small squirt of filly juice leaked out from her haunches as she winked against the hardwood.
  95. >Tor could only shudder in awe, witnessing the lewd scene before her as her own arousal rose and rose.
  96. >"Tor?"
  97. >"Y-y-y-yes?"
  98. >She stammered meekly.
  99. >"Anon's gonna make me a mommy someday."
  100. >Winnie stated sincerely, rubbing her face against the smooth fabric where she wetted it with her tongue.
  101. >"He's gonna fill me up and we're gonna have foals..."
  102. >Winnie was completely gone, lost in her fantasy.
  103. >"I w-want to be a mother, too..."
  104. >Tor shifted against the floor again, feeling her own marehood start to wink as she imagined you kissing her instead of Windows Eight.
  105. >"Do you th-think...maybe I c-could..."
  106. >Suddenly a series of creaks sound from the hallway.
  107. >"What was that?!"
  108. >Tor nearly shouted as footsteps sounded down the hall.
  109. >"Oh buck, he's awake! I told you that you should have gotten here earlier!"
  110. >Winnie chirped.
  111. >"Quick! We gotta get rid of the evidence!"
  112. >Standing up, Windows Eight caught her horn on your dirty crotch slit, getting your boxers stuck on her head.
  113. >"Ahhh! I can't see!"
  114. >The sound of footsteps drew ever closer.
  115. >Tor's eyes dilated as she began to hyperventilate.
  116. >Step.
  117. >Her eyes scanned over the two pairs of trunks.
  118. >Step.
  119. >She scrambled to her hooves, grabbing them both and shoving them into her mouth just as you rounded the corner.
  120. Winnie? What are you doing up so early?
  121. >You rubbed your eyes, looking at the scene before you.
  122. Hey get those boxers off your head! They're filthy!"
  123. >Winnie tried to yank them off her dark-blue mane, but only succeeded in collapsing over herself with an 'oof'.
  124.  And...Tor?! What in Equestria are you doing here?
  125. >You shouted, demanding an answer.
  126. >Tor only began to sweat and fell back onto her normal anxiety.
  127. >"Howufff duuuhh youuuff khnoufff mahmmph nammm?! Immph duuuhhmmpn't knuuhmph youuummph! Immph knuunpht ffhere!"
  128. >You sighed, rubbing you temples.
  129. Tor, spit it.
  130. >Tor looked down at her snout then back at you.
  131. >"Nuh-unhmmph."
  132. Yes.
  133. >"Nuh-uhmmph."
  134. Do it.
  135. >"Nuh-uhmmph."
  136. >She blushed furiously.
  137. Tor. You will spit out what is in your mouth.
  138. Right.
  139. Now.
  140. >You demanded.
  141. >"Blaahh!"
  142. >With a uncouth sputter, she gagged your boxers out onto the floor, drenched in her saliva before hiding slightly behind her mane.
  143. My boxers? Seriously? Again, Winnie?
  144. >You gestured at the mess, but Windows Eight simply laid still on the floor, frozen in error and your dirty underwear still caught on her horn.
  145. >"Thump!"
  146. >You heard a loud thud.
  147. ....Tor?
  148. >You glance over to her.
  149. >Her eyes turned into spinning onions as she passed out from embarrassment, still managing to blush.
  150. >You scrunched your nose as the smell of two faintly aroused mares hit your nostrils.
  151. >Your stomach growled, not even having breakfast yet for the long day ahead.
  152. >You sighed.
  153. Damn ponies...