Title: Fetish-Shy: Superhero Author: Hamnonymous Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/4uX9SAJz First Edit: Tuesday 12th of June 2012 07:53:56 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 12th of June 2012 07:53:56 PM CDT >Day 311 in Equestria. >It's a beautiful sunny day. >The kind of day that nothing could ruin. Knock knock >Except for that. >Answering the door Applejack and Fluttershy are standing there, they seem to be wearing costumes. >Fluttershy's wearing her best attempt at a Superman suit and that must make Applejack's purple outfit a Lex Luthor costume. >"G-good morning Anon, I'm here to keep you safe." >"And ah'm here ta get mah hooves on yer precious man parts!" "Guys, seriously what is this?" >"Well Sugarcube, ah'm fixin to pull off the heist of the century, that'd be your innocence." >"And I'm here to defend truth, justice, and the Equestrian way, and then maybe I could fly you off into the sunset..." >"So why don't y'all just give that ass up to good old Lex and ah won't hafta use mah doomday machine?" >"I'll protect you from her Anon, but I'd like a kiss for my heroics... if that's okay with you." >Can't believe these two are working together on all th- JESUS CHRIST PINKIE PIE OUT OF NOWHERE >"PINKIE PIE WANT SEX TOO!" >This is ridiculous. "Fluttershy, superheroes are not my fetish." "AJ and Pinkie, supervillans aren't my fetish either." >The three stand their ground for a moment before leaving. >Applejack stomps off looking disheartened while Fluttershy tries to comfort Pinkie. >"I thought you did a great job. Come on we'll go split some cupcakes and forget about it." Fucking Supershy   >Then when nopony was looking, Applejack stole forty virginities >She stole 40 virginities >That's as many as four tens >And that's terrible