Title:           Fetish-Shy: Star Wars
Author:          Hamnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GtfmEzuq
First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of June 2012 09:59:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of June 2012 09:59:13 PM CDT

A long time ago in an Equestria far, far away....
>FETISHSHY
It is a time of great copyright infringement, jimmies are rustled throughout the galaxy.
Our heroes Anon Skyclopper, Han Scootaloo, Bloombacca, and Sweet-3PO find themselves sneaking aboard the death star.
>Alright so maybe it was actually the CMC clubhouse, but you weren't going to ruin their fun.
>Ever since you'd told them about Star Wars they'd become obsessed.
>Who knew they'd turn out to be fanboys?
>You four need to rescue princess Luna and then get out of there with help from Pinkie Wan Kenobi.
>When suddenly DARTH FLUTTER.
>"ANON, JOIN ME AND WE SHALL RULE EQUESTRIA TOGETHER."
"I'll never join you, you killed my father!"
>"IS THAT WHAT PINKIE WAN TOLD YOU?"
"She told me enough! She told me you killed him!"
>"NO ANON, I AM YOUR FATHER. IS INCEST YOUR FETISH?"
"Nooooooooooo!"
>You bolt out of there at light speed, leaving a very confused CMC.
>Fuck that noise.
>20 minutes later you're banging your hot girlfriend Spitfire.
>Oh no! She isn't on the pill.
>At this speed will we be able to pull out in time?
>It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.