Title:           Fetish-Shy: Random shorts
Author:          Hamnonymous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TUfKwtc8
First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of June 2012 07:46:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of June 2012 07:46:59 PM CDT

>Day nobody cares
>Knock on the door
>GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE?
>Fucking Fluttershy again
"What do you want this time Flutters?"
>"Oh well I... um was looking through your dvd collection and I think I finally figured out your fetish."
"Oh god let's get this over with, what is it?"
>"Okay... but first a joke"
>"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?"
>"Your fetish. Nyaa ha ha ha ha"
"Fluttershy, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is not my fetish."
>"I-I implore you to reconsider... if that's okay with you."
Fucking chosen one
 
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>Day 405 in Equestria
>Hear a knock at the door
>It's Fluttershy, but something's... odd
>She now has a crab's body and is wearing a pair of sunglasses
>"Anon are sleepovers your fetish?"
>Grab Fluttershy
>Drag her inside
>Slam the door
YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM
YOU SEE CRAB FLUTTERSHY
SHE HAS NO MITTENS
HER CLAWS ARE MENACING
OBVIOUS EXITS ARE:
BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM
AND CRAB FLUTTERSHY'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS
>this was the best night ever
 
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>Day 217 in Equestria.
>Stuck inside all day, weather team has rain scheduled till nightfall.
>Knock at the door.
>It's Fluttershy standing there in the rain.
>"Hi Anon."
"Fluttershy I'm really not in the mood for any of that fetish stuff today."
>"Oh that's okay, I thought we could stay inside and play a board game... if that's okay with you. "
"I don't think so, pony board games aren't much fun. It's all Candyland this and chutes and ladders that and- "
>"I brought Jumanji."
"I WANT IT GIVE IT HERE YOU VILE TEMPTRESS!"
>The two of you sit down on the floor and you take the first turn.
>Roll a six.
In the jungle you must wait till the dice read five or eight.
>"Gee that's a tough break Anon."
>She turns around and lifts her tail to the side.
>"So... do you want to just... climb in?"
>Pick Flutters' ass up and throw her out the door.
>Throw the game out after her.
>In the rain she can sit, till you manage to give a shit.
 
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>Day ninety seven
>Living in Equestria
>A knock at the door
 
>There sits Fluttershy
>"Good morning to you Anon"
"What is it Flutters?"
 
>"Well Anon, you see..."
>"I think I know your fetish"
>"Could it be haiku?"
 
"You're wrong Fluttershy"
"My fetish isn't haikus"
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
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>Fucking Fluttershy
>"So I'm guessing that backwards day isn't your fetish either then?"
"Sorry Fluttershy, but lacy underwear isn't my fetish"
>"So Anon, do you like what you see?"
>Why would a pony even wear underwear?
>She's wearing a pair of pink lacy underwear
>"Well I just came back from Rarity's place with some new clothes and I wanted to show you"
"What do you need, Flutters?"
>It's Fluttershy, looking happy about something
>There's a knock on the door
>Day 493 in Equestria
 
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>Day 364 in Equestria.
>There's a knock at the door.
>Fluttershy stands there wearing what looks like some sort of old boat captain uniform.
>You cut her off before she can say anything.
"Fluttershy that's a really nice Captain Ahab costume and all, but fat chicks aren't my fetish either."
>"Oh... well I was actually supposed to be a steamboat captain."
"A steamboat captain? Why would you dress like a steamboat captain?"
>"Because Rainbow Dash said Steamboats were your fetish."
"She said what now?"
>"She told me that your fetish was something about steamers from Cleaveland, isn't this what she meant?"
>Slowly close the door.
>From somewhere in the sky above you laughter rings out.
>Damnit Rainbow, you are no bro of mine.
>"So Anon, Cleaveland Steamers aren't your fetish then?"
"No, and you aren't getting my Steamboat Willie tonight either."
>You need new friends.