- >Day 311 in Equestria.
- >It's a beautiful sunny day.
- >The kind of day that nothing could ruin.
- Knock knock
- >Except for that.
- >Answering the door Applejack and Fluttershy are standing there, they seem to be wearing costumes.
- >Fluttershy's wearing her best attempt at a Superman suit and that must make Applejack's purple outfit a Lex Luthor costume.
- >"G-good morning Anon, I'm here to keep you safe."
- >"And ah'm here ta get mah hooves on yer precious man parts!"
- "Guys, seriously what is this?"
- >"Well Sugarcube, ah'm fixin to pull off the heist of the century, that'd be your innocence."
- >"And I'm here to defend truth, justice, and the Equestrian way, and then maybe I could fly you off into the sunset..."
- >"So why don't y'all just give that ass up to good old Lex and ah won't hafta use mah doomday machine?"
- >"I'll protect you from her Anon, but I'd like a kiss for my heroics... if that's okay with you."
- >Can't believe these two are working together on all th- JESUS CHRIST PINKIE PIE OUT OF NOWHERE
- >"PINKIE PIE WANT SEX TOO!"
- >This is ridiculous.
- "Fluttershy, superheroes are not my fetish."
- "AJ and Pinkie, supervillans aren't my fetish either."
- >The three stand their ground for a moment before leaving.
- >Applejack stomps off looking disheartened while Fluttershy tries to comfort Pinkie.
- >"I thought you did a great job. Come on we'll go split some cupcakes and forget about it."
- Fucking Supershy
- >Then when nopony was looking, Applejack stole forty virginities
- >She stole 40 virginities
- >That's as many as four tens
- >And that's terrible
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