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Fetish-Shy: Star Wars

By: Hamnonymous on Jun 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.13 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. A long time ago in an Equestria far, far away....
  2. >FETISHSHY
  3. It is a time of great copyright infringement, jimmies are rustled throughout the galaxy.
  4. Our heroes Anon Skyclopper, Han Scootaloo, Bloombacca, and Sweet-3PO find themselves sneaking aboard the death star.
  5. >Alright so maybe it was actually the CMC clubhouse, but you weren't going to ruin their fun.
  6. >Ever since you'd told them about Star Wars they'd become obsessed.
  7. >Who knew they'd turn out to be fanboys?
  8. >You four need to rescue princess Luna and then get out of there with help from Pinkie Wan Kenobi.
  9. >When suddenly DARTH FLUTTER.
  10. >"ANON, JOIN ME AND WE SHALL RULE EQUESTRIA TOGETHER."
  11. "I'll never join you, you killed my father!"
  12. >"IS THAT WHAT PINKIE WAN TOLD YOU?"
  13. "She told me enough! She told me you killed him!"
  14. >"NO ANON, I AM YOUR FATHER. IS INCEST YOUR FETISH?"
  15. "Nooooooooooo!"
  16. >You bolt out of there at light speed, leaving a very confused CMC.
  17. >Fuck that noise.
  18. >20 minutes later you're banging your hot girlfriend Spitfire.
  19. >Oh no! She isn't on the pill.
  20. >At this speed will we be able to pull out in time?
  21. >It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.
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